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November 2011
16919381Hellspawn's NationbuilderA nationbuilder game, based off Skargan's nation builder ruleset.Collective Game, Benevolent Hellspawn, Nationbuilder, nation builder, civilization, civilization game 2011-11-12 2 
June 2012
19660154Olde Timey Civ GameDorfs are exactly on schedule. Meet dragonlings, create gunpowder, forge with magma.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-29 13 
19666535Olde Timey Civ Game pt 2We get gatling golems, magicians, the homeland falls to goblins, shit gets real.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-29 10 
19676818Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 3We get airships, discover a pit, teach that bastard king what's what, and meet new races.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-30 8 
July 2012
19736451Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 4We establish trade with the Nagas, discover why the Pit is killing people, and discover magnetism.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-07-05 9 
19798864Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #1God damn this thread's huge. Lizardmen find a cursed sword, do some mining, and come under threat of goblin attack.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-09 21 
19811416Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #2We survive the goblins thanks to our possessed captain. We meet some new friends, take some drugs, and plan out some new defenses. We're still virgins.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-10 20 
19824978Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Lake Lizardmen #3We invent steel, farm beetles, survive a three month storm, and catch some thieves!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-07-11 22 
August 2012
20125155Doc Roday's Civilization Game: Illithids #1We find some lizards, tame them, eat their children, and get some minor advancments.Collective Game, Tribal Quest, Civilization, Civilization Game, Doc Roday, Quest2012-08-01 4 
20194842Prehistoric Civilization GameWe find copper, kill some wolf puppies, and save a family from a burning hut.Collective Game, Civilization, Civ Game, Civilization Game, !U8C/8u7dbc, Prehistoric2012-08-06 2 
20209426Prehistoric Civilization Game Part 2We acquire cattle and vital skills. Just on the cust of moving from the stone age, a new threar appears!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, !U8C/8u7dbc, Prehistoric,2012-08-07 1 
20277173Civilization Game Part 1Reborn from the dead, the Civilization game is back!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-12 24 
20319442Civilization Game Part 2We discover a new tribe and the wolf pack closes in. What is the secret of the White Wolf?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-15 10 
20348537Civilization Game Part 3The defeat of the White Wolf! All hail Trym Wolfsbane!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-17 10 
20365707Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #1We harness hydropower, try to make some humans our servants, and mine some metal.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-18 12 
20375515Civilization Game Part 4The tribe begins to explore interaction with the strangers and makes contact with a river spirit!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-19 12 
20380019Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #2This time we find some tin and take on a horde of spiders!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-20 8 
20406718Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #3A short thread, but an eventful one. We quell a goblin infestation and prepare for winter.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-21 2 
20414059Civilization Game Part 5For the first time in quite a while, there's no crisis to be seen! Heck, even the White Wolf is... Maybe 'friendly' is too strong.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-22 5 
20417199Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #4This time we take in some lumberjacks, outlast a winter, and meet a strange adventurer.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-08-22 5 
20443416Civilization Game Part 6A fairly uneventful few months for the tribe end in negotiations with the neighbours downstream. Cut short due to GM exhaustion.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-24 5 
20470955Civilization Game Part 7The tribe finally leaves the stone age, moving on to using newly-discovered copper to make tools!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-26 3 
20510367Civilization Game Part 8The tribe discovers alcohol and survives a particularly harsh winter.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-29 5 
20533203Civilization Game Part 9The tribe finishes construction of the village walls, just in time to face a new and mysterious threat from the grasslands!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-08-31 5 
September 2012
20557000Civilization Game Part 10Battle! The tribe is ambushed during fishing season and fights back! Is this the first signs of war?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-02 5 
20597759Civilization Game Part 11The tribe continues to prepare for war and a diplomatic stumble comes back to bite them.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-05 2 
20623833Civilization Game Part 12Armour is finally fully researched! More to the point, the tribe finally discovered agriculture..! And an ominous corpse.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-07 3 
20649198Civilization Game Part 13War! The tribe faces off against the enemy in a desperate defence of the village and comes through magnificently.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-09 6 
20676474Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Mountain Machine Men #5IT CAME FROM OUTERSPACE! Enough said.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-11 1 
20686901Civilization Game Part 14A wild battle spirit appears! Trym used 'Complete Badass'! It's super effective!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-12 6 
20711760Civilization Game Part 15The White Wolf is appeased and a shrine to the god of battle is built! ...After a rocky start.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-14 3 
20735358Civilization Game Part 16The tribe repels a small skirmish at their walls, then goes on an all-out counter-attack!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-16 2 
20775049Civilization Game Part 17The fight for the copper age begins, after some dialogue. Disaster strikes though! Could this be the end for Trym?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-19 5 
20800400Civilization Game Part 18By the skin of his teeth, Trym defeats the enemy champion. Short thread, but the tribe is freed from the threat of war!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-21 6 
20825648Civilization Game Part 19The tribe has its first successful harvest, Groza's priest is chosen and 4 heads of cattle are acquiredCollective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-23 2 
20827133Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #1We tame some hyena-like creatures, meet some dancing mushroom men, split into two different factions, and resurrect our fallen leader as a death lord!Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-23 10 
20841021Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #2This time we find some metal, try to discover fire in a world of pure darkness, and have a final showdown between Abolaxul and Elomir.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-24 10 
20866972Civilization Game Part 20A unanimous vote AND the GM is flummoxed? Is this a sign of the end times?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-26 2 
20894544Civilization Game Part 21The negotiations done, Trym gets a wife at last! Not only that, but a new goddess for the tribe?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-28 5 
20920548Civilization Game Part 22Nothing goes horribly wrong for once! The tribe makes the decision to start looking into a primitive writing system.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-09-30 2 
20921328Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #3This time we get our groove on with some dancing mushroom men, make some undead trees, and found a new town.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-09-30 14 
October 2012
20962727Civilization Game Part 23A cultural exchange, discovery of a holy site, the River Brothers get humanitarian aid and everything is wonderful.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, It's hitting the fan soon2012-10-03 5 
20990696Civilization Game Part 24Yeneth answers some questions put to her, the wise ones master writing, Chani's shrine is finished at her holy site... And the tribe faces a winter blizzard...Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-05 4 
21016170Civilization Game Part 25An attempt at free choice goes wrong, but things still manage to get achieved all the same. The sun goddess makes her appearance!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-07 2 
21016334Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #4This time we discover a new nation, the Askvar, a highly industrialized faction of magic-hating drow! We help them battle the Grimlocks, pasty eyeless humanoids that are militarized. We also encounter the gantu, small crow humanoids that eat magic that lingers in our cities, we then prepare for more not-so-friendly magic eaters, including the deadly blue drake.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-07 17 
21046201Undead Civ GameWe start off in some ruins, and magic up.Collective Game, Alfonso, Civ Game, Civ, Game, Civilization Game, Civilization, Undead, Lich2012-10-09 5 
21057999Civilization Game Part 26Khoine, the spirit of snow, is named and forgiven by the tribe, her deadly powers sealed.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-10 5 
21075981Ogre Civilization Quest 1Ogres, the dumbest yet luckiest creatures to walk the earth, start their own civ(-thing?)... with a squish.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-11 40 
21083964Civilization Game Part 27Life goes pretty much normally, after the winter, though the discovery of a new tribe has everyone curious.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-12 5 
21086937Ogre Civilization Quest 2Ogres fix their rock shanties, eat cacti, diplomance beetle-men- and then they get lucky stupid and stupid lucky in the same thread, like a boss.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-12 38 
21112876Ogre Civilization Quest 3This is where most DMs would stare at the players' rolled dice in horror, then stare at his notes, stare at the dice again, and then tear up his notes and throw them away. ... but for us, it's just ogres as usual.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-14 38 
21110749Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #5This time we pierce the very fabric of reality and create a portal to Xalothas' realm, the void. However it soon back fires and the void spills through, erasing Crypt from existence and slowly expanding, destroying reality as it goes. We recieve a large shipment of undead after the grimlocks mass an attack on the Askvarian capital, in their weakened state we attack their capital and crush their forces.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-14 7 
21126610Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Underworld Drow #6This time we deal with a Merrgon siege, try to prevent further sieges and destroy an Askvarian army, the time of peace has left us, and now a time of war is upon us.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-10-15 7 
21141794Ogre Civilization Quest 4The ogres encounter their very first bonafide royal queen! Even more miraculously, it doesn't end in complete disaster! (Well, the ogres get shiny new toys, so that PROBABLY counts as disaster of some sort.)Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-16 36 
21153349Civilization Game Part 28The tribe makes formal contact with some new friends! Could this be the first signs of a more advanced metal?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-17 5 
21156153Ogre Civilization Quest 5Your average ogre: friend to all animals, bountiful grower of mushrooms, shaper of rocks and earth, and complete and utter destroyer of most deities' peace of mind.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game2012-10-17 35 
21182081Civilization Game Part 29The tribe enters a very heated debate about what to do with their new neighbours! Will there be war, or peace in our time?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-19 5 
21256972Civilization Game Part 30The tribe finally concludes its diplomacy with the River Brothers and Lion Tribe, barely avoiding a famine before the winter closes in.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-24 2 
21260669Ogre Civilization Quest 6The ogres come back for the one guy who went missing, because they leave no ogre behind. And then... then, they diplomance the hell out of some unexpected guests, as only an ogre can.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-10-24 35 
21287417Civilization Game Part 31The tribe finally pokes at basic cookery and makes some jewellery. Khoine's wrath is also kept from the village this winter.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-26 4 
21313143Civilization Game Part 32Another winter been and gone. Just as the tribe is about to start its celebrations in spring however, strangers appear from downriver!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-28 3 
21316367Ogre Civilization Quest 7The ogres burn their luck to gain new allies, but at the cost of haviHE COMES! HE COMES!!Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-10-28 35 
21357742Civilization Game Part 33The grand springtime festival in the village! People from all over come to talk and to trade...Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-10-31 2 
November 2012
21377809Ogre Civilization Quest 8The ogres get settled back into something resembling normality with their new allies, try to figure out how to work together, and once more wrestle the primordial forces of nature into submission.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-01 39 
21388708Civilization Game Part 34The tribe finally negotiates for an expert bronze-smith to join them and the thread is left just before a grand tournamentCollective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-02 2 
21416282Civilization Game Part 35Chickens get! Mikuhla finally returns, the tournament is won... Could things get better?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-04 5 
21460898Civilization Game Part 36Some further diplomacy with the tribe downstream, plenty of discussion and it looks like the GM dropped the ball in the past!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-07 2 
21489023Civilization Game Part 37Mikuhla's report scares the tribe into a frenzy. In the middle of the preparations for war, the Wolf Priest at last returns, with a name too!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-09 3 
21508068Ogre Civilization Quest 9The ogres learn cooking, badass forging, and encounter a malevolent Archdemon Lord from the deepest depths of hell. Poor bastard didn't stand a chance.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-10 39 
21518611Civilization Game Part 38The festival goes off swimmingly. The tribe starts to properly arm up and even create a mobile shrine! Meanwhile, it looks like the Lion Tribe may soon have a new chief...Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-11 2 
21567433Civilization Game Part 39Trym returns home early, the tribe, it seems, does NOT have werewolves and preparations for the coming battle reach fever-pitch!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-14 2 
21586036Ogre Civilization Quest 10The boss of the ogres mediates between the ogres' two closest allies, and learn a little about their strange mutual enemy.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-15 33 
21596250Civilization Game Part 40Much talking occurs, Trym discovers a talent for oratory, the crops struggle and the tribe goofs up. Iron Man mode is a bitchCollective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-16 5 
21625801Civilization Game Mini-Update 1A thread fails to start, but there's enough discussion here that is still relevant to the continuing quest.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Non-starter, Notes2012-11-18 2 
21644010Ogre Civilization Quest 11The ogres finish their second ever diplomatic expedition to the beetle-men, tame some more animals, and... the boss of the ogres adds one and one together and gets WHAT.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-19 39 
21673404Civilization Game Part 41The tribe prepares for the battle to come throughout the winter months, but Derrik returns with the news that they will be expected...Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, It's hitting the fan soon2012-11-21 5 
21703293Civilization Game Part 42The tribes plans are uncovered by their enemies! With food running low, the Riverlands Concord is signed and the warband prepares to set forth!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, It's hitting the fan soon2012-11-23 2 
21778405Civilization Game Part 43The warband departs, ready for... Well what do you expect? Meanwhile back home, disaster strikes with the harvest! Man, I knew they forgot SOMETHING!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, It's hitting the fan soon2012-11-28 5 
21797415Ogre Civilization Quest 12The ogres discover firearms(?), wrap the very fabric of time and space around their fingertips to make more elves, make their own currency, and meet with the most neckbearded of neckbeards: the dwarves.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-11-29 33 
21809906Civilization Game Part 44The GM can't keep it together, but /tg/ understands... The Lion Tribe is invited to the village and simply adds to the oncoming famine.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2012-11-30 2 
December 2012
21875063Ogre Civilization Quest 13The ogres finish diplomancing the dwarves. And then they set about improving their lives with the help of bad cliches and toilet humor.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2012-12-04 39 
21888636Civilization Game Part 45The tribe finally gets to the battle! Bloodshed is still pending, but the GM seems to be having fun watching everyone squirm.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-05 2 
21922212Civilization Game Part 46The battle continues... So damn slowly. The first casualties occur however, on both sides of the battlefield!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-07 5 
21940907Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Hallower Elementals #1A rather strange setup we have here, we discover some cute crystal toads, work on our magic, and move into a goblin-infested forest.Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-12-08 7 
21953841 Angrydorf's Civilization Game: Hallower Elementals #2We beef up our magic, defenses, and population. Then we encounter a dreadful and terrifying beast, what will our noble Hallowers do?Collective Game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Angrydorf, Quest2012-12-09 10 
21996577Civilization Game Part 47The battle rages on and casualties climb. Also, the gods have a sense of ironic humour... That's never good news.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-12 3 
22027765Civilization Game Part 48Casualties climb and the tribe puts all its hopes on a planned night assault.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-14 2 
22103916Civilization Game Part 49The night attack results in horrific casualties to the Riverlands Concord. With the death-toll rising, the tribe begins to look at retreat before it's too late-!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-19 3 
22139408Civilization Game Part 50The battle of the Sun People village is finally over, the tribe saved by the intercession of a goddess. What woes await them upon the warband's return home however?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, Map, Battle, War2012-12-21 6 
January 2013
22377429Civilization Game Part 51The turn FINALLY ends! More to the point, the gods reveal some very interesting information and agree to stay the wrath of the Sun People.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-04 3 
22475611Civilization Game Part 52The tribe starts to desperately recover from the famine and the Spray Folk make another appearance. System problems prevent much getting done thoughCollective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-09 5 
22512346Civilization Game Part 53The Riverlands Concord is in danger of falling apart, much like the tribe itself, if the food situation gets much worse!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-11 3 
22606964Civilization Game Part 54The hunters bring down a bear for the village, though at a cost in lives. The winter is finally past and Trym (barely) manages to recover. Things are looking up!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-16 5 
22643512Civilization Game Part 55The tribe finally takes the requires steps to rejuvenate their fields and hopefully defeat the famine threatening them, before it destroys them all. It'll be close!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-18 2 
22773961Civilization Game Part 56Harvest time rolls around and promises the end to the tribe's lean times, but what happened to the Lion Tribe? They've vanished off the face of the earth!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-25 3 
22864410Civilization Game Part 57The hard times are finally past. The tribe also manages two major milestones; agriculture and its first scraps of god-lore!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-01-30 2 
22886678Ogre Civilization Quest 14After a two-month hiatus, the ogres return! And promptly get back to rolling high, scoring themselves a new set of very loud, very strange alliesOGRES? OGRES? YES? NO?Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-01-31 39 
February 2013
22902103Civilization Game Part 58Another winter, a new god, this time Khoine's brother? At least the food is holding, as the tribe acquires wolves to try and tame.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-01 2 
22933569Guy's Civilization Game: Arctic Goblins #1Just getting a feel for the land around us, we find some food sources, a tower with a golem inside, and prepare for a blizzard. Also we plan to kill all the gods.Guy, civilization game, civ game, civ, collective game, arctic goblins, goblins2013-02-02 6 
22995191Civilization Game Part 59A darkness descends upon the village of the Long Fangs. From the depths of nightmares rises a new foe... A demon that wears the skin of a man!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-06 3 
23015814Ogre Civilization Quest 14Blorps sanity continues to decline. Skeletons, geomancy and PUNCHING THE SKY.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-02-07 36 
23030890Civilization Game Part 60The tribe manages to see off the demon, but not without losses. Rest in peace, Svell. We hardly knew thee.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-08 2 
23128043Civilization Game Part 61Sadly cut short due to some internet problems, but Chani retrieves her brothers body and the tribe learns of their new enemy.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, short2013-02-13 5 
23264987Civilization Game Part 62Well, no disasters is a good start! And hey, Mikuhla is home at long last, with a few shiny new powers!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-20 5 
23304735Civilization Game Part 63The tribe does well for a season, then meets a strange new adversary. To meet this, Trym and Derrik venture into the Deep Forest to root out the cause of the new attacks!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-22 2 
23398185Civilization Game Part 64Trym and Derrik happen across a bear spirit who directs them on. The source of the village's troubles is partially revealed, but what is going on?Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-02-27 3 
March 2013
23526520Civilization Game Part 65Trym and Derrik's journey through the deep forest continues and they are made an offer; slay the leader of the rebel fox-folk and be richly rewarded!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-03-06 2 
23646448Civilization Game Part 66Trym changes alliances, upon finding out the whole story. The target of his wrath is now the manipulative Ilfa!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-03-13 2 
23685882Civilization Game Part 67 Part 1Trym prepares for battle. Just what is with the fox-tails and the bear anyway? (Thread truncated)Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, short2013-03-15 3 
23773419Civilization Game Part 67 Part 2The battle between the heroes and the fox-folk begins! Trym faces down with Ilfa and is ready for an epic conflict.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-03-20 2 
23807735Civilization Game Part 68Well OP can't keep a promise, but what else is new? Trym Triumphs over Ilfa, but suffers terrible wounds in the process!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-03-22 5 
23916206Ogre Civilization Quest 16The ogres prepare for war! ... by accidentally reshaping space, time, magic, and reality to their whims. Yup, it's just your average day at Ogir Place.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-03-28 34 
23929122Civilization Game Part 69Trym returns from the Deep Forest with the promise of a mysterious 'gift'. The tribe celebrates and this fall actually looks like it might go smoothly!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-03-29 3 
April 2013
24017022Civilization Game Part 70What looks to be a good fall harvest is interrupted by the spray folk and relations RAPIDLY take a turn for the worse when a deal is 'altered'...Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-03 5 
24041904Ogre Civilization Quest 17Talkings are had, War plans are drawn, and we hand a merchant a sack of shit in all possible meanings of the term.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-04 33 
24056108Civilization Game Part 71Unbelievable! A turn without incident! The tribe makes some advances through winter and a small group leaves to explore the grasslands.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-05 5 
24149618Civilization Game Part 72The tribe makes more inching progress. At least the estranged tribesmen return home and a new way to defend the village is discovered!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-10 5 
24189387Civilization Game Part 73The Long Fangs launch their first real trading mission and get their hands on some honey! It proves to be an immediate hit!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-12 5 
24194060Ogre Civilization Quest 18We examine a cave, get doublestupid and meet an anciend demon spiderthing. Preparations for the ultimate hug are... go?Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-12 35 
24281541Civilization Game Part 74The tribe invents a new festival (not Christmas), creates a new granary design and Groza FINALLY makes it home!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-17 5 
24326141Ogre Civilization Quest 19We begin the battle with a flying leap into the air, hit all of the buttons, then luck just hemorrhages fortune.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-19 38 
24420290Civilization Game Part 75The tribe starts work on the granary, FINALLY masters bronzeworking, if not smelting and discovered that Svell is gone for good.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-24 5 
24459010Civilization Game Part 76The tribe discovers mathematics, starts looking into real animal husbandry and throws a festival for the gods!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-04-26 5 
24538061Ogre Civilization Quest 20The ogres defuse a potentially explosive situation, plan to negotiate between two warring civilizations, and then agree to a duel between titans.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-04-30 39 
May 2013
24590290Civilization Game Part 77Mikuhla departs on a pilgrimage, guided, oddly enough, by the Sun People!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, short2013-05-03 5 
24685902Civilization Game Part 78What's better than berry liquor? Mead! The tribe learns of the classic drink, work on the walls continues and life is generally good!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-05-08 2 
24762261Swamp Lizardmen Civilization Game #1Escaping from our dwarven captors, the tribe of lizardmen face further tyranny from their reptilian brothers and are forced to hide inside an old underground ruin.Generic, civilization game, civilization, game, swamp, lizardmen, lizardman, collective game2013-05-11 10 
25020695Ogre Civilization Quest 21The ogres commandeer a battle between titans by relying on their usual terrifying luck- and shattering minds in order to unleash an ungodly amount of dakka. "... and it, it was /ogres/..."Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-05-25 34 
25060085Ogre Civilization Quest 21.5A bonus thread acting as a combination of Q&A session, scene request, and hashing out some terrifying possibilities for the future.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-05-27 32 
25138543Civilization Game Part 79 part 1Despite a complete lack of activity, some interesting facts about the gods are revealed.Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag, short2013-05-31 0 
June 2013
25284338Civilization Game Part 79 part 2Much more done this time. The walls are finished, flax is found, a new expedition leaves and food is starting to dwindle again!Collective game, civ game, Civilization, Civilization Game, Prehistoric, Red White and Britfag2013-06-07 1 
25404019Ogre Civilization Quest 22The ogres' leader deals with the fallout of bending reality as much as he has over the past twenty threads.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-06-13 34 
25666028Ogre Civilization Quest 23The ogres try to put a stop to rampant VENGEANCE and turn their attention toward the dwarflands.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2013-06-27 39 
July 2013
25996456Civilization Game: The Cult of OtimgoThe cult is born! Our lizards start a heresy, build a home, slaughter some humans, and encounter a dragon. collective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen2013-07-14 2 
26011441Civilization Game: The Cult of Otimgo IIWhere big plans crumble before the looming human threatcollective game, civilization, civilization game, lizardfolk, lizardmen, Culf of Otimgo2013-07-15 1 
February 2014
30377987Ogre Civilization Quest 24The ogres return, and they finally begin picking up the pieces after all that's happened to them and their allies.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-02-21 39 
30531003Ogre Civilization Quest 25The ogres refuse to leave time well enough alone, abusing the time stream to learn VERY IMPORTANT THINGS about the world.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-02-28 30 
March 2014
31066815Ogre Civilization Quest 26The ogres (and an elf) visit their oldest allies, only to find some SERIOUSLY SPOOKY THINGS going on! Not that this stops them from unspooling time and space, of course.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-03-26 29 
July 2014
33292534Island Orc Civ part 8unfinished, On Hiatusisland, orc, civ, civilization, island orc, hiatus, unfinished, civilization game, game, civ game, collective game, orc game2014-07-09 1 
33500616Ogre Civilization Quest 27The boss of the ogres engages in some cultural exchange, breaking brains across time, space, and the bounds of sanity and/or reality and/or common sense.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-07-19 24 
33683737Ogre Civilization Quest 27Space gets borked, Bawss talks to himself, Goblins get the tables turned, and the RNG likes to mess with people.Ogre Civilization Quest, Ogres, Collective Game, Civilization Game, Blorp2014-07-27 23 
August 2014
34013223Gnome Civilization QuestGnome settlers in fantasy old west make steam cannons, hot air balloons, and genocide some trolls. The troll children are then enslavedGnome Civ, Civilization Game, Steampunk, Collective Game, Milhouse, Sheriff2014-08-10 3 
34186290Gnome Civilization QuestOff to a slow start, trolls escape and we learn necromancyGnome Civ, Civilization Game, Steampunk, Collective Game, Milhouse, Sheriff2014-08-17 1 
34206615Gnome Civilization Quest 3We hold a feast, explore and set up an outpost on the floating island, and find out the island is held up by electric crystals. We also invent our first fullretard rifle and the Wells Fargo Zeppelin arrives.Gnome Civ, Civilization Game, Steampunk, Collective Game, Milhouse, Sheriff2014-08-18 0 
September 2014
34985736Civ Game: The Forgotten Clan #1An ancient clan of vampires awakens on a floating island poisoned with magic. How will they survive? Will they reform their civilisation?Collective game, Civ, Civilization, Civilization Quest, Civilization Game, Civ Game, Vampire Civilisation, Vampire Civ, d202014-09-20 1 
35007398Civ Game: The Forgotten Clan #2Lots more research is done. Insanity is cured and Plants are on detox. However an insect hive is on the assault.Collective game, Civ, Civilization, Civilization Quest, Civilization Game, Civ Game, Vampire Civilisation, Vampire Civ2014-09-21 1 
April 2015
39216770Minotaur Civilization Quest #2We discover the magic of pyromania, found a cult, take revenge on the White Beasts, and Collective Game, Civilization Game, Minotaur Civilization Quest, Civvie,2015-04-09 2 
39238350Minotaur Civilization Quest #3In which we're introduced to the idea of hats, meet a highlander, kill a stalking snow elf, then curbstomp another in the arenaCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-11 2 
39259527Minotaur Civilization Quest #4We establish a Mage's Guild, meet the human highland clans, found a second settlement, concoct a chemical weapon, and see an Elder God army approaching on the horizonCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-11 2 
39283739Minotaur Civilization Quest #5The tide of horror arrives, and we dive headlong into battle with the Eldritch horrors!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-12 2 
39304146Minotaur Civilization Quest #6The horrors lie dead at our feet, and our leader's apprentice takes up the mantle of chief. After repairs are done, we head out into the wilds to found a new village. Unfortunately, there appears to be something in the water...Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-19 2 
39449652Minotaur Civilization Quest #7We finally figure out boats, and make contact with ice-halflings! Our leader soon starts a relationship with a human, but is soon ripped away and captured by the imperial Snow Elves!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie, Civvy2015-04-20 2 
39567334Minotaur Civilization Quest #8The armies march on the Snow Elf capital to free our beloved leader. Will we succeed and free Brakla or will we crumble and forced to retreat?Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-04-26 2 
May 2015
39591073Minotaur Civilization Quest #9A quick bout of exploration and expansion takes place, we manage to connect an iceberg to the mainland by way of giant bloody bridge and a ship is also sent out to explore and find new lands to conquer!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-03 3 
39733229Minotaur Civilization Quest #10All is well in the Tauren Kingdom, but tragedy strikes as the royal baby is ripped from the womb by a Fungal infiltrator! The drums of war are beginning to beat once more. There will be no mercyCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-09 2 
39852240Minotaur Civilization Quest #11After a few technical difficulties, we manage to smash and grab the baby back. After this debacle, we invent strippers and further our armed forcesCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-16 2 
40018712Minotaur Civilization Quest #12A short but sweet thread in which we meet German dwarves and a pyromaniac burning half of a forest to the ground.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-23 3 
40133942Minotaur Civilization Quest #13In which we spend the entire thread trying to negotiate with a race of bee women, then subsequently discover their queen is a nymphomaniac. Oh, and we find Japanese Crystalid Samurai and invent Hispanic Minotaurs.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-24 3 
40158392Minotaur Civilization Quest #14We discover Sverfneblin in a giant bloody pit, further relations with the Thriae with men, discover Old God shiny rocks, and perform a minor exorcism. Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-05-30 2 
June 2015
40430940Minotaur Civilization Quest #15In which we establish proper relations with the Crystalids, kill an uppity ape, and keep a small elf girl from maiming herself too badly.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-07 3 
40454737Minotaur Civilization Quest #15.5We return to Drozen after a round of diplomacy with the Crystalids. Following this, we advance into the Renaissance and get our diplomat captured by Dark Elves.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-12 2 
40581251Minotaur Civilization Quest #16In which we spend half of a thread escaping a city's worth of guards, meet a giant, and run bare-butt naked in the streets high on ecstasy.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-18 2 
40719705Minotaur Civilization Quest #17In which we beat the ever living shit out of a an Orc woman, take her home after reeducation in the sex pits of the Thriae, and have a generally good time.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-06-27 2 
July 2015
41160295Mintoaur Civilization Quest #19Long live the king.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie2015-07-16 2 
41305968Minotaur Civilization Quest #20We get a map, help Catherine with the whole dead husband deal, and meet some batshit crazy Amazons.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-07-19 1 
August 2015
41752762Minotaur Civilization Quest #22We meet the lizardfolk and wood elves and are subsequently interrupted by a family emergency.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-08-15 1 
41938450Flesh Civilization Quest 2In this, we spread more, make a Hand, remember past, and Morgan Freeman spiders go to pizzeria as we become plantflesh civilization quest, collective game, body horror, flesh abomination, civilization game2015-08-18 3 
41893518Minotaur Civilization Quest #23We get two new heirs, flip the gender of one, and get a guy imprisonedCollective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-08-22 1 
42031216Flesh Civilization Quest 3We meet humans and find a possible Ally. On top of that, we evolve.flesh civilization quest, collective game, body horror, flesh abomination, civilization game2015-08-23 1 
42032475Minotaur Civilization Quest #24We cure AIDS and nuke ourselves.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie2015-08-29 2 
September 2015
42172155Minotaur Civilization Quest #25Eugenics and Demons!Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-09-05 1 
October 2015
42741329Minotaur Civilization Quest #27We get a new hero, send away two of our heroes, and get magic laser rifles.Collective Game, Minotaur Quest, Civilization Game, Civvie,2015-10-03 2 
March 2016
46263597Unseen Civ Game Part 3We learn to write to record hippo-fucking. Truly this is the dawn of civilization.Collective Game, Civilization Game, Civilization, Civ Quest, Unseen Civilization2016-03-27 1 
46176765Unseen Civ Game Part 2Meeting our neighbors and civil discussion between anons.Collective Game, Civilization Game, Civilization, Civ Quest, Unseen Civilization 2016-03-27 1 
46160322Unseen Civ Game Part 1We begin as a tribe of Unseen living in the jungle.Collective Game, Civilization Game, Civilization, Civ Quest, Unseen Civilization2016-03-27 2 
April 2016
46506490Giant Psionic Spider CivWe awaken and see the world through the eyes of sentience. We spin homes, lay babies, and make a new acquaintance.Spider Civ, Collective Game, Civilization Game2016-04-07 5 
May 2016
78892Demon Invasion Civ 2Shit happens, sitting on throne, and moreCivilization Demons, Demons, Civ Game, Civilization Game2016-05-12 1 
119775Pokemon Civilization EvolutionWe start a tribe of Bug Pokemon and then it all goes pretty well.Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Quest, civilization game2016-05-16 3 
155425Pokemon Civ. Evo. Part 2: Art of War (Almost)The tribe gets into a war with a bunch of other monsters and curb-stomp them into dust. Then they take their land.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game2016-05-25 3 
187453Pokemon Civ. Evo. 3We start a war and then curbstomp our enemies. Then everyone has fun in bed afterwards.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game2016-05-30 1 
June 2016
207912Pokemon Civ. Evo. 4The tribe becomes a nation with a name and gains more land. Also, Abra die a lot.ArticQM, collective game, pokemon civ evo, civilization game2016-06-04 1 
222123Pokemon Civ. Evo. 5Valornia absorbs some land and explore the world a little. Colonization not included.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game2016-06-07 1 
241003Pokemon Civ. Evo. 6Political things happen and a kingdom gets really angry.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game2016-06-13 1 
262027Hill Giant Civ Quest IIIREMOVE HUMAN REMOVE HUMAN yuo are worst human. you are the humie stink you are the humie smell. Return to Brylon.Hill Giant Civ Quest III, hill, giant, hill giant, civilization game, civilization, Stronk2016-06-19 1 
274051Pokemon Civ Evolution 8Valornia expands its industry a little more, gets more bureaucratic and talks to the mainland and gets a map bigger than anything before.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-06-22 1 
298705Pokemon Civ. Evolution 9Valornia prepares for war and the QM has his doubts about everything.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-06-28 1 
July 2016
369079Pokemon Civilization Evo. XIIIA battle takes place and religion becomes important again.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-07-21 1 
397154Pokemon Civilization Evo. XIV Part 1The part where a rebellion in Haven happens, talks about royal marriage and an envoy is sent to find Kyogre.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-07-30 1 
August 2016
435155Pokemon Civilization Evo. XIV Part 2Valornia starts to tear down a wall, a pair of soldiers find something that may or may not be souls and immigration ramps up.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-08-08 2 
455605Pokemon Civilization Evo. XVValornia enters the Steam Age and a situation crops up in a peninsula not unlike a real world one.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-08-18 2 
492786Pokemon Civilization Evo. XVISome diplomacy is done and a war is almost over.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-08-29 2 
September 2016
519089Pokemon Civilization Evo. XVIIA wall gets torn downArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-09-11 2 
October 2016
606733Pokemon Civilization 19Large amounts of diplomacy is done and the war is coming to a close.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-10-01 1 
658914Pokemon Civilization 20Things are coming to an endArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-10-17 1 
717673Pokemon Civilization 21 - Konec je blízkoA god reveals itself and its time to go demon hunting.ArticQM, Collective Game, Pokemon Civ Evo, civilization game, Valornia2016-10-29 1 
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