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March 2015
38877733Snakecatcher QuestWe meet a magical snake that won't shut up.Collective Game, Snakecatcher Quest, snakes2015-03-23 23 
38899236Snakecatcher Quest 2There's a little bit of a falling out and also a wizard.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-03-24 13 
38916844Snakecatcher Quest 3A brief HissventureSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-03-25 11 
38937189Snakecatcher Quest 4There's an important distinction between humans and snakes that can be easy to forget.Collective Game, Snakecatcher Quest, snake2015-03-26 10 
38956124Snakecatcher Quest 5"This is the worst timeline"Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-03-27 10 
38993352Snakecatcher Quest 6We finally learn the reason why in a bit of relaxation, almost-hugs and predatory contracts.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-03-29 10 
39015160Snakecatcher Quest 7We leave the wretched city behind us at last.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-03-30 10 
April 2015
39054709Snakecatcher Quest 8A jolly adventure through the hinterlands cut short by time constraints.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-01 10 
39074934Snakecatcher Quest 8.5You're under attack by swarms of monsters, the farmers all hate you and worst of all, you think Ophi is trying to steal your girl.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-02 10 
39115173Snakecatcher Quest 9We meet a magical boat who won't shut up.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-04 11 
39138608Snakecatcher Quest 10You hold hands, meet a wizard and get buried under dandelions. Not necessarily in that order.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-05 11 
39161703Snakecatcher Quest 11We speak with an annoying wizard and not much elseSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-06 10 
39183121Snakecatcher Quest 11.5We find an injured beast and promptly drug it into submission.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-07 11 
39245427Snakecatcher Quest 12You walk, you talk, you gaze back across time itself.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-10 15 
39309636Snakecatcher Quest 13A lot of last-minute faffing about before a proper plan can be hatched.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-13 10 
39330086Snakecatcher Quest 14A plan is chosen and then the thread ends early.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-14 11 
39388377Snakecatcher Quest 14.5Snazzy new outfits and a near-death experience.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-17 10 
39428685Snakecatcher Quest 15Your research opens up new and exciting ways of making Hiss feel inadequate. Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-19 11 
39452308Snakecatcher Quest 16We arrive at the ballSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-20 10 
39474209Snakecatcher Quest 16.5Good news, you found the ambassador. Bad news, you found the ambassador.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-21 10 
39551241Snakecatcher Quest 17We take control of Hiss to spend some time alone with the Quedeshi AmbassadorSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-25 10 
39615991Snakecatcher Quest 18This isn't even your weirdest night out, let's be honest.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-28 11 
39655483Snakecatcher Quest 19Things keep going wrong and will probably always will. But you get this right. Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-04-30 12 
May 2015
39696226Snakecatcher Quest 20You impersonate a wizard and run along some roofs.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-02 10 
39736328Snakecatcher Quest 21You drink suspicious fluids, stop Hiss from murdering the innocent and escape certain death. Pretty normal morning so far.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-04 10 
39755814Snakecatcher Quest 22Oster doesn't have fun, you meet more snakes than you ever wanted to and Hiss eats you. This morning never ends.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-05 11 
39901608Snakecatcher Quest 23You leave familiar shores and faces behind you.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-12 11 
39920642Snakecatcher Quest 24We begin training and reading en route to Quedesh.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-13 10 
39941588Snakecatcher Quest 24.5Cennen bums around the ship a bit longer and then things start to get awkward.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-14 10 
39978681Snakecatcher Quest 25The bone-zone is entered and in more ways than one.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-16 12 
40041031Snakecatcher Quest 26A real blast from the past and then the thread becomes increasingly salty. Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-05-19 12 
June 2015
40308643Snakecatcher Quest 27It's like a trust fall but it's a lot more pointlessly dangerous.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-01 10 
40330964Snakecatcher Quest 28Cut off early so Ouro doesn't freeze to death.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-02 9 
40374587Snakecatcher Quest 28.5Cennen and Hiss have a prolonged discussion on how to avoid trouble and then go cause trouble.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-04 6 
40413077Snakecatcher Quest 29We meet a magical snake that won't shut up.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-06 10 
40457680Snakecatcher Quest 30A new day with new dangers.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-08 10 
40606892Snakecatcher Quest 31Hiss is not as good at being subtle as she thinks she is.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-15 11 
40667203Snakecatcher Quest 32Cennen knows something is going on but it's hard to get the details when you can't speak the goddamn language.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-18 10 
40722598Snakecatcher Quest 32.5Cennen is faced by insectoid temptation and helps destroy Ash's innocence before leaving Lombai behind.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-21 7 
40744877Snakecatcher Quest 33Lombai is left FOR REAL this time and you face an important question about who you want to be.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-22 10 
40823697Snakecatcher Quest 34Mystical power is achieved and barely anybody notices it, let alone appreciates it.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-26 10 
40889405Snakecatcher Quest 34.5Hiss makes us an offer and things become increasingly incomprehensible afterwards.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-06-29 7 
July 2015
40974557Snakecatcher Quest 35We take a breather as we plan for the next step of our roadtrip.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-03 5 
41015499Snakecatcher Quest 36Don't do drugs kids.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-05 11 
41060767Snakecatcher Quest 37The Dreaming is escaped and we get a friend. Not much else happens.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-07 6 
41122315Snakecatcher Quest 37.5After some lengthy thought, we decide to bequeath ultimate power upon the person who deserves it least.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-10 8 
41185746Snakecatcher Quest 38Your girlfriend is catatonic, gets better and then you get stabbed. These are all mostly unrelated.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-13 7 
41208053Snakecatcher Quest 39A meddlesome foe is finally dealt with and our destination finally comes into sight.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-14 6 
41288857Snakecatcher Quest 40Hiss finds her authority called into question and Cennen is left to ponder just by whose plan they move.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-18 6 
41332220Snakecatcher Quest 41We explore Pataliputna, find the path and then get waylaid and tossed into a gilded cage.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-20 6 
41376813Snakecatcher Quest 42What's the value of a life anyway?Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-22 6 
41418731Snakecatcher Quest 43We regret, lie badly, and then fuck up before ending early.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective game2015-07-24 8 
41484758Snakecatcher Quest 44Hygiene is important.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-27 10 
41571455Snakecatcher Quest 45Cennen's always catching snakes but he never seems to know what to do with them afterwards.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-07-31 10 
August 2015
41606390Snakecatcher Quest 46The aborted first part of Cennen and Hiss' Great Prank Adventure.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-02 7 
41734367Snakecatcher Quest 46.5Things go wrong very quickly but all's well that ends well.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-08 10 
41775877Snakecatcher Quest 47Cleaning up the fallout of last night and opening shrines.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-10 7 
41797710Snakecatcher Quest 48The journey up the mountain is interrupted by murderous shadows and really weird snakes.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-11 10 
42074790Snakecatcher Quest 49This isn't my fetish, I swear!Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-25 10 
42094794Snakecatcher Quest 49.5We walk a mile in another persons shoes and some mistakes are made by multiple people.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-26 8 
42154272Snakecatcher Quest 50Hiss loses at a children's card game.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-29 8 
42175249Snakecatcher Quest 51Life leads into death. Death begets life. At the Compact House, the circle is closed.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-30 11 
42201167Snakecatcher Quest 52We escape from the Compact house.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-08-31 10 
September 2015
42315190Snakecatcher Quest 53You rest and recuperate while Hiss plans out the next stage of the journey for you.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-09-06 8 
42403861Snakecatcher Quest 54Hiss has a plan to escape but a new danger presents itself. Or an old danger, depending on your perspective.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-09-10 10 
42483290Snakecatcher Quest 55We work things out with Tanni, extricate ourselves from a sticky situation and meet some old friends.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-09-14 10 
42671837Snakecatcher Quest 56A small half-thread since Ouro has business elsewhere. Cleaning up loose ends.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-09-23 8 
42803352Snakecatcher Quest 56.5We discuss our plans for the future or the lack thereof. Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-09-30 8 
October 2015
42839129Snakecatcher Quest 57We finally speak again with our newfound god and find that not all is well with Hiss.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-02 8 
42893917Snakecatcher Quest 57.5The skeletons are up to something sinister and Hiss has a new trick.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-05 8 
42965141Snakecatcher Quest 58We talk a lot with Oster and leave him a choice.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-09 8 
43022509Snakecatcher Quest 59We arrive home and get the traditional welcome of immediately getting into trouble.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-12 7 
43093984Snakecatcher Quest 60We deal with our mistake and set out to visit some old friends.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-16 6 
43111378Snakecatcher Quest 60.5We discuss politics, find some places to stay and identify a newfound weakness.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-17 6 
43169182Snakecatcher Quest 61Only time will tell if this was the right choice.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-20 10 
43241564Snakecatcher Quest 62Liss meets a magical snake that won't shut up.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-24 9 
43283924Snakecatcher Quest 63What's the proper way to fight a wizard anyway?Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-26 6 
43378267Snakecatcher Quest 63.5Wizards are notoriously rude house-guests.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-10-31 6 
November 2015
43612718Snakecatcher Quest 64A short session featuring the worst snake evangelism. Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-13 6 
43676732Snakecatcher Quest 64.5We stare into the abyss...sort of.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-17 7 
43729475Snakecatcher Quest 65We travel through the swamps and continue to get abused.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-20 8 
43796066Snakecatcher Quest 66The battle with the Serpent King begins.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-24 8 
43812123Snakecatcher Quest 67A short thread detailing the end of the battle.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-25 8 
43844541Snakecatcher Quest 68Cennen levels up from Snakecatcher to SnakebullySnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-27 12 
43876339Snakecatcher Quest 69We meet a magical tree that won't shut up.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-11-29 8 
December 2015
43914709Snakecatcher Quest 70We escape from Melire and spend a night at the Duke's.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-01 13 
43971090Snakecatcher Quest 71Freakouts and reconciliation mix with conspiracy-laden war plans and magical guns.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-04 8 
44025833Snakecatcher Quest 72A thread focused mostly on alchemy and the creation of homunculi. Your girlfriend is a war criminal.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-07 12 
44115078Snakecatcher Quest 73Cennen comes to terms with his own creation.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-12 7 
44136286Snakecatcher Quest 74Not all homunculi are created equal. Hiss pushes us into an adventure.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-13 12 
44287726Snakecatcher Quest 75We journey to Melire, meet some bandits and have a very long talk with Aash.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-21 8 
44395675Snakecatcher Quest 76We arrive in Melire and prepare to meet the merchants.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2015-12-27 7 
January 2016
44489170Snakecatcher Quest 76.5A request to clear out a colleague's unused lab equipment turns sinister.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-01-01 8 
44506976Snakecatcher Quest 77We have a comfy time touring the city of Melire with Aash.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-01-02 11 
44756179Snakecatcher Quest 77.5With the tour suspended for now we meet back up with our supposed colleagues.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-01-14 21 
44796101Snakecatcher Quest 78We decide what to do with the traitor.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-01-15 8 
February 2016
45261009Snakecatcher Quest 79We go mad with power and then give it all up.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-07 7 
45307580Snakecatcher Quest 80We discover we are no good at haggling as we fall into the pits of bargaining hell.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-09 9 
45364244Snakecatcher Quest 81We keep getting interrupted with everything we do.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-12 11 
45383319Snakecatcher Quest 81.5We explore the Potion College and then Ouro gets banned.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-13 8 
45562969Snakecatcher Quest 82We finally wrest Hiss away from her job long enough to go on a date.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-22 12 
45707369Snakecatcher Quest 83We finally give a body to Hom, break up an argument and then stumble into a wall of exposition.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-02-29 10 
March 2016
45862073Snakecatcher Quest 84Ouro swings in at a very different hour than normal and we talk metaphysics for a few hours before he crashes.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-07 8 
45927130Snakecatcher Quest 84.5Hiss keeps snakes in her clothes. That's gross but also kind of hot.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-11 10 
46018184Snakecatcher Quest 85You reach a new level of Snakebully. Also Hiss has a present for you and Zigzag goes on an adventure.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-15 10 
46041219Snakecatcher Quest 86The homunculi enter a rebellious phase.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-16 10 
46080522Snakecatcher Quest 87Aash celebrates another convert for her religion. We don't take it quite as well.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-18 10 
46121864Snakecatcher Quest 88Things don't always turn out for the best.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-20 10 
46230400Snakecatcher Quest 89Happy Anniversary! We give Aash a therapy monster.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-25 10 
46353663Snakecatcher Quest 89.5A relatively trivial task quickly goes awrySnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-03-31 10 
April 2016
46464829Snakecatcher Quest 90We make some ill-advised experiments while Oster gives us his final choice.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-04-05 7 
46486668Snakecatcher Quest 91War is upon us and Cennen prepares the best he can while Hiss produces dire means of enforcing troop morale.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-04-06 7 
46597939Snakecatcher Quest 92The Battle of the KuriSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-04-11 10 
46677359Snakecatcher Quest 93Glorious victory.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-04-15 7 
46737500Snakecatcher Quest 94Oster versus the entire city of TaldenralSnakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-04-18 10 
May 2016
47010098Snakecatcher Quest 95The Serpent Queen's plans are derailed.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-05-01 7 
33649Snakecatcher Quest 96Quedesh is attacking and we try out a new board until Ouro mysteriously disappears.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-05-02 10 
60903Snakecatcher Quest 97We make an ally and embark on a dangerous mission as the battle continues.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-05-05 10 
136829Snakecatcher Quest 98We find our way back and enjoy a brief lull in the war.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-05-16 7 
164154Snakecatcher Quest 99You have a revelation and a very bad night. Maybe not in that order.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-05-23 6 
June 2016
227437Snakecatcher Quest 100We undertake a daring stealth mission to rescue Oster. We even meet some old friends along the way! Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-06-07 7 
274979Snakecatcher Quest 101The Quedeshi storm the city, Cennen and Hiss face down Tanni and Aash rediscovers herself. And then it all goes to hell.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-06-21 7 
July 2016
326517Snakecatcher Quest 102The boundaries between the mortal world and the Dream weaken as the battle with the Gatekeeper begins.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-07-03 8 
370939Snakecatcher Quest 103The Gatekeeper is kind of a jerk, actually.Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-07-16 6 
417365Snakecatcher Quest 104I'm finally free!Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-07-28 6 
August 2016
435486Snakecatcher Quest 105Is it really possible to do battle with a god?Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-08-04 7 
452359Snakecatcher Quest 106 (FINAL THREAD)Naja defeated, a city conquered and we finally get our dance. Here's to the future!Snakecatcher Quest, Collective Game2016-08-08 11 
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