now its an accurate depiction.

wau

>>845832
An accurate depiction of most of our tabletop games

They're cool people, just...

>>845918
Oh fuck I'd hate to play in this group

>>845923
What are you playing, Shark Attack?

>>845928
Yeah, I mean, what the fuck are "freinds" anyway?

>>845918
;_;

>>845934
ahahaha just noticed that

>>845930
Exalted.

I couldn't fit one of his dramatic, "BE CLEANSED IN THE BURNING LIGHT OF THE UNCONQUERED SUN BITCHES!! ALL YE WHO STAND BEFORE ME TREMBLE AND DESPAIR, FOR I HAVE SLAIN GODS, AND I WILL SURELY SLAY YOU, MORTALS!"

>>845918
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

>>845915
This is an accurate depiction of my group. Metaphorically speaking.

>>845735

third from the left looks vaguely like Skeeter.

>>845832
how do they roll?

>>845958
Suck n' blow.

Even in real life

I AM FAIL

God I wish.

the empty table... *sob*

>>845977
...black leaf looks kinda cute there.

>>845985
After the asses shitting into themselves, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>845942
Dude, this guy's awesome. Shit, if I were a Solar Exalted I'd spend half of MY time making over-dramatic speeches while backflipping off my First Age motorcycle onto the head of a Dragon-Blooded and twisting the fucker right off, then using my foot to slam my daiklave into a Fae while SLAMMING A DEW.

>>845997
He is awesome. I just wanted to be mean.

My character is a pussy compared to his. His is all dramatic and has like, 20,000+ followers. I work as his spymaster and I'm in charge of intel. That and it's my character's responsibility to school the two God-blooded children in sorcery.

But hey, at least I have two lolis on my side. I'm hoping they exalt into Lunars and Solars for the purposes of breeding. :]

>>845752

>>846020
ITT: Exaltedmon.

>>845985
GOOD BLACK LEAF YOU LOOK KINDA COOL

>>846021
:'(

>>846021
No one ever comes to Ham-Hand's Christmas parties.

Because of the horrible, horrible ham hands.

I hate the DM she is such a bitch.

Left to right:
My sister who is harpoonable, plays angsty, feminine male characters with tragic pasts. Likes emo music.

Best friend who likes to make his fantasy of being a "real (weeaboo) man" a reality in D&D. Also likes nigga beats and is a btard. Constantly feels the need to draw the spotlight to his character who babbles on mindlessly about memes which have no connection to the setting.

My best friend's weeaboo girlfriend. Plays magical girl-types and her characters are always tsundere sluts that typically end up being the "real man"'s whores.

Me.

What about those of us who can't even make a good MSpaint? D:

>>846097

>>846122

nope. I don't even have a spy who disguises himself as a spy on my team to backstab me.

>>846136
Do you have a flamethrower?

>>846143

I have a lighter and hairspray.

>>846071
Why does your sister have a mustache?

>>846168
Sadly, this is my case. Fucking fags bearly do anything.

>>846168
fixed

>>846191
Also acceptable

>>846168
This reminds me how ms-paint isn't as much a drawing program as a school of expression. Just look at the copy-pasted faces: that communicates so much more than drawing the same face five times over.

>>846153
Because its a double chin.

I can't even get the nerve to join an online game, thats how pathetic and sociely inept I am.

>>846191
Chad unmasked.

>>846225
So I get to lord it over you that I'm running an online game?

I haven't played in a while, but my last group was this. Left to right:

-One of two guys who never made it. Half-giant psychic warrior and a Doppleganger-turned-elf cleric. Would say they would, then they make us sit around for hours waiting til we call and get an "lol forgot".

-The Werebear druid. Big guy who incessantly and loudly eats or breathes. Nice guy, but he always tends to do retarded things in game then wonder why he gets in trouble or causes conflict, then thinks the DM is out to get him.

-The DM: I don't know how, but this guy could roll a 20 on a d10. I've seen it. Great storyteller, great DM-- but has a nasty tendancy to throw in Deus Ex Machina NPCs to solve all our problems. Also has a habit of being a total minmaxer when PCing. However, he's got a great mind when it comes to homegrowing or customizing characters and classes.

- The human bard. The only sane character in the game, good player and roleplayer, but ALWAYS... ALWAYS rolls ones. It never fails.

-Me, tiefling rogue/barbarian with balor bloodlines. I was pretty quiet.. mostly cause I was stuck doing college level trigonometry to calculate the damage every time I swing my weapon. So many papers.. notes.. numbers..

All and all, a pretty chill group. Just a bunch of nerds doing nerdy things.

>>846232
;_;

>>846240
You draw good. :o Are you a drawfag as well?

>>846240
I like your drawing. Let me suck you cock.

I'm waiting for my group to pop up. I know it's going to happen. I KNOW ONE OF YOU LURKS! JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND POST!

>>846097
>>846021

This will be me in 3 days. :3

>>846265
OR DO IT YOURSELF!!!

>>846265
Man, if I thought anybody from my group lurked /tg/, I would never post this.

This is my group. I am the eggshaped man.

>>846265
You scared them off.

>>846260
Yessuh, I am.
>>846278
Ehehehe.. I know one of my group does. I dun care.

>>846283
You only have three people?

>>846289
Yeah, but eventually my girlfriend would catch wind of it, and I would hear no end of shit for it.

>>846295
We are aiming to get more, but we don't know many people who like to play. Plus I am a new fa/tg/uy. I might get my girlfriend to try it.

>>846282
If the joke about the fat jew wasn't forced it would have been funny.

I changed the pic a little bit, now you can see my denim egg shaped jeans and how the hunters jacket is actually a vest.

Too many people to really draw, so I just drew the four big mainstays at the moment.

>>846438
What's a "fuckler"?

>>846445
In joke.
It is one who fuckles. A take off of the word Fucker.
That player makes a habit of boning the rest of the PC's.
The standard playing procedure is: Find out what he is making, then make make a character that can beat that character in a fight in ANY given situation

>>846445
clearly, one who fuckles.

>>846445

Someone who fucks others over. As in, "Jim is a party fuckler, because he fucked the party last night when he did X, Y, and Z!"

>>846454
>>846457
>>846458

HIVEMIND

>>846438
So which one are you? Busty or Really Poor?

>>846465
DM actually.
I could have also drawn myself face palming due to /b/ shenanigans.
And all of my players lurk on /tg/ in fact I believe it was we three who just did the hivemind.

>>846470

Busty one here. That third fuckler definition was, in fact, mine.

>>845735
I didn't have room in the drawing itself, so here is the info:

1: A fucking ass who insists upon substituting his homemade battle system in the middle of combat in order to boost his already overpowered, rule breaking character

2: I don't have trouble with this one. He's pretty enthusiastic and knows the difference between player knowledge and character knowledge. Thinks the fastest in combat situations, often taking the lead in group battles.

3: A self proclaimed emo and narcissist(Note his homemade crown). Makes the same goddamn character no matter what the game. Always a misogynistic, unhelpful, straight-to-violence, taunt-his-teammates prick. In other words, he plays himself.
(Also, his best combat plan to date: throwing rocks at a ROCK GOLEM. 'DURRR, LETS USE ROCKS AGAINST AN ENCHANTED CREATURE MADE OF ROCKS!!!')

4: The only female in the group,and a good friend of mine since high school. Also current group tank. She can be a bit slow at points, but with proper encouragement, she's often the most clever of the group, often evading and defeating foes considerably stronger than herself.

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBDBE049A2874E3C1160E34B33C87AA3F3
Party Fuckler inspired by this video.

>>846480
...4's cute. Have you been hitting that?

>>846473
You're full of shit, there are no women on the internet! Enjoy your poor!

>>846493
She's got a boyfriend.

Besides, we've been friends too long for anything along the lines of intimacy to seem other than weird. It would like be making out with a sister.


And incest straight creeps me the fuck out.

>>846496

Well, goddamn, you caught me, /tg/. I am enjoying my poor...

>>846505
From one poor guy to another, I feel your pain brother. Keep on truckin.

>>846493
Damn. That is some impressive roneriness right there, anon.

A: Neckbeard A - Belittles all the other players with his extensive RPGing experience. Tells all of us about his FF7 DnD homebrew campaign. Follows us when we flee.

B: Neckbeard B - Bisexual balding ginger. Comes up with awful character concepts that draw from about 10 different supplemental handbooks. Makes it a point to antagonize all the other players under the guise of roleplaying except for his lover, Neckbeard A.

C: Me, the furious DM - I am beautiful and brilliant, it is a waste of my abilities and talents to be DMing such a game with such ungrateful players. I am understandably upset being forced to cater to such an underwhelming group, someone please rescue me from my sorrow.

D: Bible Thumper - E invited this guy, you can tell he's constantly thinking about Jesus because THATS ALL HE FUCKING TALKS ABOUT. Plays a Paladin of course. Tries to evangelize on the side.

E: Surrogate Cho - Tacticool gun obsessed guy, probably will shoot me someday. Doesn't enjoy the game because he picked a Rogue and yet he doesn't understand how to play a rogue without getting one-shotted by the enemy. Constantly brings down the group with grumbling and muttering.

No Letter: Airhead who is responsible for having invited A and B. He doesn't know what a Gary Stu is but that doesn't stop him from playing one. Likes to pat himself on the back whenever he kills a monster, as if it held some sort of real life merit.

>>846501

You honestly never just think about it?

Is she attractive?

>>846533
Neckbeards are fucking disgusting

This is what I have to put up with every week. And his doesn't even begin to scratch the surface...

Lol'd at Gary Stu

>>846538
She is pretty attractive.

Honestly, it has come up before, but I declined. Like I said, Anon, she's like a sister.

>>846546
Ballista guy here. I swear, it seemed like a good idea.

Who'd bother trying to look for rogues sneaking around a town when there's a siege weapon on the hill wrecking up the place.

>>846554
that only makes it hotter

>>846554
>Like I said, Anon, she's like a sister.

You're on 4Chan,
sister = stick it in her pooper.

>>846554
Before (or perhaps after, I've been posting kind of laggy lately) the disparaging comments from other anonymous about not hitting that proper, I would like to say that I respect your decision here.

>>846557
>>846558

*facepalm*

This is why I steer clear of the other boards...

>>846568

Thank you. Such a rarity here on 4chan is appreciated.

>>846572
this is 4chan, if we pass up a loli or incest joke we get our membership taken away

>>846572
It's okay, I know a guy just like you in one of my gaming groups, pretty much to the letter. He's probably one of the best we've got.

Alright, stfu with the moralfaggotry already. We get it.

>>846566

And this is my other group.

>>846568
Gonna second this comment, Mr. King of the Pirates.

>>846587
yeah we don't take kindly to people who don't molest their little sisters

Hey, look, namefags acting like pretentious cunts!

Just another day in /tg/.

>>846590
OH GOD THE DUDE IS HUGE

>>846566
Shorty, Chewbacca, emo, homosexual, needs a sammich, Nigga.

>>846593
I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not. All I want is the namefag circlejerking to end and the thread to get back on track.

>>846554

I wish I had enough pussy to turn down attractive roleplaying girls.

>>846225

You need to. They're a blast.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/index.html
should get you started.

>>846599
the assumption is that 4chan attracts pedos and other dubious types, also that /tg/ attracts trolls which means 3 possible outcomes for such a statement. 1 incest pedo voicing his opinion, 2 a troll getting feed, or 3 a troll who is voicing his opinion in such a way that he will get feed. After this response what do you think now?

im too fucking lazy to do MS paint right now. My usual group consists of:

A: Anime obsessed DM/houseowner. He is pretty cool but he uses anime posters as wallpaper

B: The Twinker, me and him work pretty well as a team because we both enjoy jewing up our characters too much. Has encyclopedic knowledge of every rule ever

C: That one guy who is everyone and nobody at the same time. He was usually the fighter or the wizard or whatever me and twinky needed to fill out a party

D: DM's friend from away, came occasionally usually played females. Had this huge ass chibi mini that he insisted on using always. Didn't like melee.

E: Myself, I only started awhile ago and now since I moved off to College I don't get back very often. I have fond memories and I usually tey to get a game in whenever I go home. Good times were had. I like roguish twinked out chracters. I also enjoy making that one bizzare guy you know SHOULDN'T work but does.

>>846590
>>846595
THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

In b4 "Dave? Is that you?"

>>846566
Hows dating an alien working out?

My worst session. We play a dark future kind of scenario, just so you know. And yes, those were a couple of their lines.

1: Fat nice guy, though at times morbid and foul. Comes with unpopular ideas. Me.

2: Two years younger buy three years smarter. A classy and nice person who is full of usefull and trivial knowlege. The DM.

3: Biggot who thinks that he is above many people. Thinks that he is kind of cool and charming when he is neither. Can't stand losing. Huge ego.

4: Has some sort of image to protect. Too cool for certain things, also thinking he is above things. Talks alot about his characters and has big plans and plot for each of them after they are created. Huge ego.

1st one is me, GM.
2nd is Stoner1, he's a good gamer, but sometimes I feel like he's the guy from the D&D skit who isin the bar and says "If there are any girls there I wanna DO them!"
3rd is Stoner1's friend, Stoner2. Stoner2 is also a huge hippy.
4th is Jock, he's a football player.
5th is Skinhead, though he's possibly the nicest guy in the group.
6th is Rules Ass, he knows the most, but god, I want to fucking punch the kid sometimes.

1.me GM , apparently makes creative and indepth sessions , also taller than everyone else
2.Best friend , can min max if wants to , always plays the mage cause no one else knows the rulz, good at RPing makes good character decisions
3. makes attempts at min max with chaotic stupid characters
4. need help with rules and character creation , but can RP decently occasionaly lapsing into 'lol random XD'
5.goth chick , wants to play effeminate young nubile male boys
6. Min maxs but always dose something stupid leading to character getting killed , like standing in a doorway and getting shot at
7.rarely there , but RPs ghoul decently

>>846696
You look like Jeff Andonuts.

>>846644

And I haven't even posted yet.

Guy at the bottom behind the DM's screen is me. Around the table from left to right:

Girl from overseasland. Is a pretty good player as far as I can tell, but the fact that her only connection to the game is through two webcams and a laptop means that she tends to miss stuff. Knows a lot of stuff about non-core content.

Cool guy. Used to be a crazy Christian fanatic a while ago, not so much in the last year or so since he joined. Plays an LG-without-a-stick-up-his-ass dwarf cleric and a crazy-ass barbarian interchangably. Is probably the second most rational of all the players. Also, doesn't know the rules perfectly - well enough to play, but he occasionally accidentally tries to cast 3.0 spells and stuff.

Kid. Isn't that bad a player, except that he is SO NERVOUS, SO VERY NERVOUS and NEVER DOES ANYTHING and NEVER TALKS ABOVE A WHISPER. When he actually plays it's pretty fun though.

FAT GUY. Is pretty good-humored about it, though, and is probably the best player in the group and the most rational one. Is slightly weeaboo. His character has a very long-standing drinking habit.

Serial rules lawyer and general asshole. Also reasonably cool outside the game, but when he's playing he's just a dick. Always plays CN, usually plays it as CE. Also, tends to ignore anything not happening to him.

>>846714
a ghoul? how does that work in your group?

>>846715
He does.

>>846722
Well its technically a secret and only the mage character knows about it , but the mage character is a very open minded person , but if anyone else found out it would likely be the end of that character

>>846718
I see you too are a master of the weeaboo fightan magic. The setup for the girl seems pretty neat too.

>>846726
adendem to that is was kind fun have him sulk around in the shadows every now and then killing hobos in major cities, and how he always wore a balaclava

>>846718

>>only connection to the game is through two webcams and a laptop

People actually play like that? I thought it was just a joke.

>>846683
Did you draw yourself as a fucking kangaroo or something? ಠ_ಠ

>>846759
mabye he is a kangaroo

>>846759
OH MY GOD ITS A FURRY!!! GET IT!!!

>>846753

She joined back when it looked like there was a serious chance of the group being just me, kid, and rules lawyer, and rules lawyer wouldn't be there half the time. Her own gaming group in overseasland had broken up ages ago, and she was an online friend of rules lawyer. We all agreed it was a dodgy and imperfect way to play but that it wasn't quite "no gaming is better than bad gaming" territory. Then other people joined and we didn't really *need* a fifth player playing over the internet and missing some of what everyone did but that wasn't a reason to kick her out or anything. I think she's actually got the highest-level character right now.

>>846769
Is she HOT?

Because playing like that takes some serious commitment. I wouldn't be surprise if she wants you in her pants.

>>846769

Is lag an issue?

>>846772
She wants Rules lawyer.

>>846759
>>846763
I was lazy and tired, so I didn't care how badly I drawn it.

>>846764
Wait, you have a problem with me, the furry. What about my other-kin friend who's all "I want to eat people." Or are other-kin more excepting these days?

Eh, my crappy MSPaint. Hope the font doesn't kill eyes too badly.

>>846776

Not really; the images are a bit choppy but the sound goes through well enough and if it's a problem stuff can always just get typed. The real problem is range of vision; even with two webcams she can only see about 2/3rds of the table at any one time and if there's a combat we have to make a stack of books so than one of the webcams can look down onto the grid or get someone to hold it up every time it's her turn.

>>846794
I was wondering why the girl had wings. Dragon, right?

1. DM. Scottish guy. New to it, but really good. Also does good accents.
2. Me. Playing cantankerous old elven Ranger who hates fey.
3. Nice guy, kinda weaboo, has yellow fever like mad. Playing a rogue.
4. Currently lives away making ridiculous amounts of money, so plays barbarian chick via laptop.
5. Girlfriend of DM. Hot asian chick. Plays CN Bard willing to grenade goblin children.
6. German Chemistry Post-Doc. Playing wizard who suggested grenading goblin children.

>>846796
>we start at 2PM

What kind of faggot starts a game that early? Jesus Christ. Don't any of you have jobs or school? And shit, on my days off, I sleep until four.

>>846796
/r/ing MSPaint comics from your big breasteded woman

comics about boobies

>>846808
Ah, 4chan.

>>846798

Talk about determination to your craft.

>>846804
Actually, no. We don't. Except for the store assistant at least.

That and the sessions tend to get lengthy enough that we end up leaving around 11pm.

I can't MSpaint for shit, so excuse the lack of drawings.

Alright, brief run down of my group.

Our DM is a very "By the rules" kinda guy. What you roll is what you roll, what you did is what you did, etc. Ironically , hates rules lawyering; if you try to pull one of those "By RAW it works" kinda thing that obviously shouldn't work that way, he won't let you do it.

DM's little brother. Kinda hooked along one day and has been surprisingly pleasant ever since. Really quiet, but at times he's created some memorable moments.

Next we have our magefag: Only plays Wizards with the occasional sorcerer thrown in for a "change of pace." Despite admitting it's not the strongest, he loves blastymages.

GRIMANDDARK Roleplayer. Loves to play big tough manly men, and loves to get into the grimmer sides of his character. 50% chance he'll have something related to torture in his character.

Goth Chick: Kinda like GRIMANDDARK but much more about the tragedy than the cruelty. Normally plays some kind of anguished young boy. Starting to get creeped out at her characters constantly making advances at the DM's younger brothers.

I'm not sure how to peg myself, unfortunately. But I've probobly got a bit of moralfag and in opposite of GRIM AND DARK I'm normally all over all sorts of Heroism business.

>>846798
You should put the webcam on a hat, and force one of the players to wear the hat every session. That way, she sees what they see. And also camera hats are hilarious.

>>846808
Sorry, she's sleeping. Which is what I should be doing.

>>846825
>>846714
lol goth girls playing young boys , what the hell is up with that?

>>846835
Their fantasy man, I guess.

>>846835
they're playing out their shota fetishes

>>846835
If I had known, I'd have been picking up goth chicks 15 years ago.

>>846857
...holy shit it all makes sense now. When I was little some gothy chick with blue hair tried to talk to me and stuff at the playground. I may have missed the context but in retrospect... she may have actually been hitting on me. o.o

>>846876
How old was she and how old were you?

>>846897
I was around 9ish and I'd have put her at about... 14 or 15? I think she said she was 15, it's been a while since it happened.

>>846903
i think you need to report this to your local police station , or track the goth down and bone her

>>846903
You totally shoulda hit that

But I'll let it go seeing as you hadn't hit puberty yet.

>>846814
GET A JOB YOU BUMS

>>846944
lol we will. Eventually.

>>845864
I lol'd

1. GM, blames me for everything, also a troll, also is out to kill my character(s).
2. Experienced RPer, can do everything, doesn't want to so the newbs learn, facepalms when shit goes down. Plays mage cause they're cool also very powerful when used right.
3. Me, I give a shit about rp, until it gets boring, then I'm just in it for the lulz
4. Gets sidetracked sometimes, good player, except when she KNOCKS ME UNCONCIOUS THEN LEAVES ME IN A BATHROOM, WAITS FOR ME TO WAKE UP, BEATS ME AGAIN, TIES ME UP, THROWS ME IN A VAN AND GETS EVERYONE PISSED AT ME CAUSE FUCK ALL HAPPENED WHEN THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

</nerd rage>

5.goth chick, plays young boys/cat boys if she had her way
6. Knows how to make characters fairly well, also knows how to have fun, we team up often cause we can get shit done (sometimes) in hilarious ways, even when not meant to be hilarious.
7. There sometimes, really likes to play his characters, and get his face blown off while saving my gassed ass. Sucka.

1 - Our DM. Knows a lot about the game and the has clever ideas for our campaign but she has a tendency to lose control and cannot keep the group on track.

2 - Boyfriend of 1. Very good at RPing, unfortunately he plays a Half-Orc fighter with a nasty attitude, and subscribes to the 'hit now, ask later' theories of life. Frequently breaks things the group desperately needs later on.

3 - Five year old son of 1. Doesn't always play, and when he does he's a barbarian with a drinking problem. Oddly enough, he's very convincing in this role.

4 - Our resident cleric. Tries to help us stay on track, and diffuse the many OOC arguments.

5 - 4's husband. Paladin. REALLY into the 'holier-than-thou' attitude and "smiting evil".

6 - 4's 13 year old brother. New to the game, frequently dies and has to be resurrected for doing stupid things. Then he cries and pouts.

7 - Me. Also new to the game. Playing an elf sorceress which is a lot of fun. Usually arguing with 5 and being exasperated by 6.

>>846799
Yup. Though, that would be a he. He's growing his hair long and has some, feminine features, lol.

>>847008
well played #2

>>847026
shit im mean #3 , also screw the delete and edit !

>>847030

#3 eh?
Is that L?

>>847030
you know i think it is, what a bad cosplay

>>847032

>>847035

You know vhat?
Fuck shoes, troll.

>>847041
ahahahaha and what walk around with pajamas?

>>847045

AYE COMRADE!
FOR I AM JAEMI VOLONOSKI!!
AHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!

God, I fucking hate northern sweden sometimes.

Goth chicks dig the shota styles

Totally gonna use this to my advantage this weekend at 'Sin'

>>847056
That DOES suck. Pretty hard.

>>847061
I'm too fat to be a shota. Alas, those halcyon days are long gone for me.

>>847067

I have shota looks, but goth chicks don't like me, only clingy, overwhelming, horny teenagers. Is this awesome [y/n]?

>>847067
I'm rolling with the blonde hair and big eyes.
I also have a shotastic skinny yet toned body-

most goths are way smelly though. I might have to reconsider this

>>847070
no

clingy overwhelming teenagers are a waste of time, older chicks who have shit going on is where it's at

>>847079
agreed

You're all ugly virgins, stop pretending.

>>847079
>>847082

Pretty much, yeah, but for some reason i attract these...annoyances...ugh

>>847056

Goddamnit, I can hate northern sweden ALOT sometimes.

My Paint skill is borked, so:

DM - Awesome guy (designs and playtests games and has done voice acting work in the past), is disabled so has to use a wheelchair and has become like a mountain of man. We game on his lower slopes.

Me - Newest guy to the game, playing an Orc with strength enough to rend a man asunder. Currently in charge of the party (I punched out another player's Minotaur character and tied him to the bed of a cart for eight sessions for being such a stupid character choice - you can't hide horns in a helmet, dumbass - and he's only just been released, on the week I missed). One of the two main active players.

Mobile Hedge - Claims to be a druid *in real life*, but I can't tell what he is in game, as he's decided to record everything we do in notebooks. SO he never gets anything done. Things live in his hair.

LOUD MAN - Socially inept, incapable of being quiet. Picks ridiculously stupid characters that are hated by every single NPC we encounter (thanks, DM) Is also a 'nice guy', especially notable whenever something with a vagina approaches. I own his first character's severed arm, enchanted as a force blast-projecting weapon. He's currently the Minotaur.

DM's wife - plays a seamstress (hem hem) who can heal. Hates my character's race. The only other player who does stuff (LOUD MAN would like to, and suck during it, but he should be tied to the cart again soon).

Armourer - Makes armour in real life. Is getting there with the lack of invisiblity while playing and he's doing stuff in game, just needs LOUD MAN to stop leching over his girlfriend.

The Rest - Rabble of often changing numbers, being switched in and out as they can bother to show and mostly watch the rest of us make decisions.

Magic Man - Also a RL armourer, left my city to live with his girl a while ago, which sucked. Introduced me to the group, played the only competent character, and enchanted my severed arm for me. Oh well.

My group.

Me: I love playing, but I'm the only one who is any good at DMing, so they make me do it. SIGH

Stoner Buddy: Easily Distracted, but hilarious. Usually plays huge barbarians or tiny rogues.

Angry Short Man: Very good RPer, but gets into arguments with other players a lot.

His GF: Completely clueless about D&D, but always willing to listen to our explanations again.

Quiet guy: Makes great characters and can DM pretty well, but has trouble opening up sometimes.

Gentle Giant: Awesome guy who smashed furniture with his bare hands at a bonfire. Super nice for some reason. Seen here making cookies.

This is my group right now. I am guy number one. Everyone except Acoustic Motherfucker is really cool; Acoustic has a habit of breaking into a goddamn singer-songwriter hippy fit when we've half an hour of session left.

>>847114
I motherfucking hate novice guitar players who have to practice around PEOPLE WITH EARS

>>847136
He's actually pretty proficient. It's just that he's in the habit of playing the goddamn thing when I am trying and he is supposed to be trying to game.

Here we are. I have identified myself with a pink bow even though I never wear one. I am so short in these pictured because they're all taller than me. Bah!

I end up both GMing and playing. I wish my campaigns went more smoothly and that I was better at improvising. I am a moralfag and usually try to take a proactive lead in a game (Paladins, Clerics, usually what I end up picking in D&D).

These are the three dudes who've been in/Gmed most of our games these past few years. Left to right:

1. Bearded friend (his girlfriend likes his full beard so naturally the rest of his friends poking fun at it because we're dicks) who is usually my biggest fellow collaborator as we have similar views about many things, especially RPGs (ROLEPLAYING, NOT ROLL-PLAYING, FOREVER! STORYFAGS UNITE!) Great GM/Player.

2. Electrician Guy - Good guy if he has the right character to play with. Sometimes gives the GM helpful advice like "That stairway should have had grease cast on it to send adventurers to their deaths". While I sometimes yell at his PC characters, his NPCs are always spot on and hit the right tone. Excellent GM.

3. Red haired Guy - Fun player, only GMed once come to think of it. Possibly loves bombastic, ridiculous character moments as much as I do. Came up with one of my favorite PCs ever, an over the top mix of Duke Nukem and Zap Branigan with a hint of Arnold Schwarzeneger. He's out east right now, I wish he'd come back so we can start on a Planescape campaign I've always wanted to do.

>>845918

That's one of the sweetest things I've ever read here.

Here's me and the guy I mostly hang out with. Really nice guy, awesome memory and knows pretty much every game trough and trough. Silent at times and sometimes doesn't agree with me all that much, but dammit he's fuckwin.

>>847177
I love how this conveys everything perfectly without needing to say anything.

>>847056

if you let me live at your house I'll totally come play with you.

>>847189
I dunno, I think it needs more beard.

>>847056
Flytta söderut, sök upp spelföreningar eller starta en själva genom sverok. Spela Mutant:Ua och gråt av lycka. FIN

>>847188
What name do you call the fleshthing by?

>>846683

Must eat humans... hmmm, sounds like my character in Waste World.

>>847221

That would be me.

>>847189
I'm flattered!
I just forgot to post details...

>>847231
well post some details now then

>>846590

WHY ARE YOU SO BALD?

>>847236
Clockwise from bottom:
Me (not pictured): mean egotistical bastard. Smartest one there.
Unhappy stick: my best friend. Usually nervous, has incredibly low self esteem.
Happy humping-blob: best friend's gf. Has been playing for at least two years, still does not know the function of a d20. I only tell the guys to put up with her because she's fuckhot.
Demon: the gm, of course. Likes to make certain rules apply to NPCs and certain rules apply to PCs, consistently to the party's disadvantage.
Penis: big, loud, lecherous, irritating guy that thinks his constant sex jokes and racist jokes are charming.
Angry blob: Kind of rules-lawyery. Usually chill and patient. Heavy neckbeard.

>>846480
What's up with #2's The Crow make-up?

There seems to be a sizeable section of those here who appear to despise their gaming groups... It makes me wonder why they bother playing?

>>847308
better friends you hate than no friends at all, I suppose.

It's never been my situation however.
But i've always found it remarkable how such a social activity like role-playing seems to attract the most unsocial and socially retarded individuals.

>>846572
>This is why I steer clear of the other boards...

This is why you shouldn't be here. This is 4chan.

Ok . . .

Me - Fat guy with long hair, gets called 'silent bob' alot. Don't use the rules as much as I should, but more interested in getting the players to roleplay instead of minis combat all day. Sad face is cause nothing really gets done on game day.

1 - Tiny ex-girlfriend who is in town only a couple months a year. Currently plays a skyfolk (elf with wings basically) and is the navigator of their airship. Has way too much energy and enjoys sitting on my lap to fuck with 2,3, and 7 who flirt with her non-stop when I'm not around.

2 - Giant guy from high school. Unfortunately is a bible thumper, but knows better in my house. Plays a Human Bloodhound and is always willing to hunt down bounties instead of helping the rest of the group. Besides that, has a red jew fro and is a rather good roleplayer.

3 - Best friend and rules nazi of the group. This man serious can tell you what page shit is on in almost any WotC book. Plays 2 characters cause the campaign started with only 2 players and I havent gotten around to killing one of them off yet. One is a Human Aristocrat/cleric with insane diplomacy, owns the groups airship and snooty to boot and the other is a Human Ranger/Druid with an unhealthy obsession of sicking his wolf on 4. Great roleplayer, but has a hard time dealing with the fact that I don't follow the rules of the books 100% of the time. DMs on alternate weekends, giving me time to play a character, yay!

4 - Girl #2, cannot start playing without food and ranting about her bf that she hates and loves and hates again every week. Usually sidetracks the group with random chat and get pouty when yelled at. Plays a Halfling rogue that does nothing most of the time but get thrown at 'trap' doors and windows due to 2's insane strength. Has high ranks in tumble, but is horrible at roleplaying and doesn't know what the scribbles on her character sheet mean . . . still.

5 - Last girl in group. Ex-roommate and friend, doesn't know how to play dnd very well and hardly shows up. Plays a Human Swashbuckler that always gets tied to a chair and left for weeks on end.

6 - Newest member of the party, playing with us for less than a month. Plays a Human Warmage. Has alot of roleplaying experience and has gray hair even though he's not even thirty. Use to work with him. Has saved the party's ass twice already with his amazing ability to 'reason.' Likes making fun of jesus and all things christian.

7 - Last player in the group. First time he's played since AD&D and still has a problem with the new rules. Plays a Human Samurai/Fighter who is a very obvious knock of of Kinshin. Great roleplayer, but sometimes goes to extreams with acting in character and messes up things alot.

1's older brother is going to start playing in the group with a character from a previous campaign I ran years ago. Sadly, another samurai, but is a Samurai/Sky Slayer and should make airship combat exciting. Didn't draw him cause he hasn't started playing yet.

>>847308
No one really hates their groups, but it's also impossible to find one without at least something to poke fun at.

I'm too lazy to draw, so here goes.

Me - Quiet when the other players have plans, take charge when no one else knows what to do. I try to play characters that will help round out the group, so I end up playing the sorcerer, which I don't particularly care for. I usually have to run for my life when anything comes towards me. Have a hard time role-playing because it feels melodramatic and embarrassing sometimes, that and I'm a slow thinker.

Storyteller - A small guy that looks remarkably old for his age. He's quiet and has trouble getting us back on track when we start ranting about cunts or something similar. He's a really cool dude and is currently running us through the most fun campaign I have been part of.

Party Leader - Funny dude who knows a lot about the game we play. Hates Christians and Jews a lot. Likes to stunt a lot and give dramatic speeches that make me think of Roman generals. He once specifically aimed for a bosses cunt with his sword.

Healer Dude - A little awkward. He is obsessed with making his cult of followers bigger and bigger. Likes to give dramatic speeches also, but his are really cheesy and embarrassing.

Cunt - our favorite word ever since the leader dude severed a boss bitch in half from the cunt upwards. Just say it once. "Cunt."

>>847160

Do not worry, because I am with you, always. Reading /tg/.

>>846225
That you rasamune?