>>- Most of my posts are to provoke sagefags. I'm rarely disappointed.

I own 2000 points of Tau but can't bear the shame of playing with them in public so they just sit there

I always ditch gaming in favour of anything else be it drugs, the beach or hitting my own dick with a hammer

Knew I could count on you guys. Cheers!

I don't play any games

But sometimes reading /tg/ makes me want to.

I've been interested in D&D since I played one of the video games in the early 90s. But I've only played one actual pen and paper full campaign ever, it was 3e.

I don't actually play any of the games discussed here at all, for that matter. Stop playing GW shit a while ago.

I am beautiful and my life is awesome. I come here so I can feed off the communal despair shared by the posters on this board. It makes me feel even better that I know all of you are failures.

Go climb a wall of dicks, /tg/. You're all faggots anyway.

>>947995
>I'm rarely disappointed.
Yes you are.

I would without a thought murder every single person within a mile of my house if I could only find one other real world D&D player due to how long it has been since I played it.

I have little appreciation of old shit for any game or setting yet I also despise and fear everything the future has to offer me and desire all time and imagination to freeze in this moment of perfection.

I hate almost everything about 40k but I can imagine nothing else then if I tried it, I would jump on Eldar and never leave, modeling them all as if they were dancing in the shower of blood as Wraithlords tear space marines to ribbons in their hands above their heads. The lords are also dancing. They would probably be painted colours like pink and have almost nothing with sharp edges.

>>948028
and yet here you are, posting on the nerdiest board on 4chan. 0/10

I read /tg/ for the fluff and artwork.

Sadly, the majority of fantasy artwork disgusts me. I can only enjoy truly mindfucked art.

- I get secretly pissed at my players when they force me to GM WFRP, because I never get to play it, damnit.

- I am going to spend New Years Eve having a Risk/Farscape marathon, because even with my friends we have no life.

- I never use my best painted models on the battlefield, only when roleplaying. And I spend at least three times as much time and effort on RP minis than I do rank and file.

- I once skipped sex for roleplaying.

I read /tg/ in dreams that at some point I will find players around my area since I moved. But since I live practically in the middle of nowhere, Florida. And there isn't even a hobby shop unless I probably go far out to Daytona or some shit place.

It's barely worth the time. Or the incredible gas money.

SO I just browse /tg/, dreaming of the possible games I could be playing.

I have no friends.

I have not touched a girl in over a decade.

I hate my job but it doesn't matter because I am getting laid off soon.

I love RPGs but have not played one in over a decade.

Excuse me while I go become an hero.....

Secretly, I'm a furry, even though none of my friends or the other players know it.

I own two BOOKCASES of game books but have only played a single game of D&D and a single game of Vampire

:-( :-(

>>948580
Wow, you fail, even as a nerd.

>>948578

see, I don't think there is anything wrong with furries. its just when people throw it in my face I get pissed. same thing for super faggy gays and super christian people. I want to fucking wipe that smile off their faces with a baseball bat.

>>948560

:'(

- I've yet to play a real game of 40k, yet I'm surprisingly well versed in the rules and know just how well certain units can perform.
- I like the Tau as an army, but can't stand their fluff.
- I'm well versed in 40k fluff, and now whenever I see people asking questions I deem obvious, I either don't bother to answer them or make up total BS.
- My entire 40k Army consists of 16 space marines, 8 of which are assembled, 5 are primed, and three of which have some paint on them.
- It irks me when /tg/ is moving really slow or no interesting threads pop up. This typically results in me going to /v/ and trolling.

I have a habit of collecting a 40k army build them, clean them...and when it comes time to paint them, I just give up on hobby all together and sell the models, tools, paints and codex them on ebay.

Honestly I wasted money on 1,000 pts worth of space Marines, 1,000 pts worth of orks, 1,000 pts of eldar and now I'm thinking of getting a tau army.

I have been wanting to pick up 40k for years now, but I always end up blowing my savings in fancy food and going outs. the fact that the closest LGS is a 2 hours bus ride doesn't help eithe.r

-i love dnd with a passion thats comparable only to sex.

-i have not played a single pen and paper rpg, card game, or miniatures game in almost 3 years. mexico fucking sucks.

-i cant wait for 4th ed(at LEAST to buy the books and read them).

-paladins are my favorite class, beyond comparison.

-i fucking hate academy decks. stupid over powered pieces of shit. i hate blue in general.

-i started playing pokemon, then after a 2 months moved on to magic and never looked back.

...i have more, but i needa think.

>>948597
cual ciudad?

>>948604

puerto peñasco, sonora

>>948580
My case isn't that severe -2 sessions??? Oh, wow!

I have about 12 meters of shelf space filled with RPG books, and I am only playing a small portion of them. But I like reading rules systems and scenario ideas and background, so I don't feel bad about it at all.

>>948606
lastima

I have not and likely will never play PnP.

I'm a huge touhoufag.

I admire the touhou stats guy, even more than the drawfags.

I'm working on a homebrew touhou game system.

I don't care how weeaboo something is when I'm playing it, and hell, I know when I'm playing it. But it pisses me off to no end when people mistake something for weeaboo when it isn't.

>>948629

FUCK. donde stas tu?

-- I actually post a lot on this board. I only use my trip code when I am absolutely sure of what I am about to say so I don't look foolish.

-- I am the only one of my friends who knows anything about Warhammer, and I steal ideas from it for other campaigns. In a giant mech campaign I was a religious zealot who worshiped the machine spirit of his Mech.

--I've played a number of card games, from Yu-gi-Oh to Pokemon to Magic. My favorite, though, was the MegaMan Battle Network CCG.

-- I am the one who made the home-brew Megaman X RPG. My group just finished up the latest campaign with it and I hope to have the final changes made and posted up here for all of you by Jan 10th.

-- My gaming group and I play-tested BESM 3rd edition for GoO. My name is even in the front of the book if you want to look for it. Heres a hint: I'm Preston P.

>-4 str
>the last time i played any RP game was over 3 years ago
>The only 40k game i've ever played was dawn of war and its expansions
>100% Touhoufag and weeaboo, though quiet about it
>I try to improve or fix D&D at least 3 times a year, usually only ending up with mediocre results
>I want my very own slowpoke

>>948658
monterrey, aca esta mistersmails pero me dan ñañaras de juntarme con un guey tripfag del 4chan

>>948650
Same here. It pisses me off to no end for no reason.

-From the pool of around 10 players my group has, I only like 3 or 4 of them as players. Rest suck. Yet I'm too softhearted to stop gaming with them.
-I love oWoD Werewolf, Vampire, Mage, Hunter, etc. You get the idea.
-I rather like 40k and I have quite a few friends that play it, that ask me to play. I just keep making excuses because I dont actually -want- to play.
-I desperately want to play D&D because so far I've only had to chance to GM it. I was asked to join one group as a player, but I refused. Frankly because I found them all just too damn creepy.
-I'd kinda want to play MtG too, but cant afford it on top of all my other gaming habits.
-I kinda like some anime, even though I act like I hate it. This provides me suprising amounts of entertainment.

The only reason I came here was for the Touhou threads a few months ago. You guys eventually coaxed me into learning D&D and Warhammer.

>>948022

me too

>>948712

chingado. aunquesea tienes algo. aqui no hay nada mas que la pinche playa y ahogarme el fin de semana. tengo unos amigos que vienen de vez en cuando del U.S.A. que me traen libros, pero no mames, cada 6 meses o una vez al año.

TL;DR, como sufro:(

I came here and you guys convinced me to play PnP. I've spent about $120 on books but I don't think me and my group are ever going to play because we don't know how to roleplay.

>>948751

Yo en mi vida he visto algo de /tg/ en persona...

Bueno, exepto por cartas de MTG, pero eran de un amigo.

Como sufro yo! Quiero jugar 40K y no consigo modelos...

>>948771

CARAJO! CUANTOS LATINOS HAY EN /tg/??

>>948777
bastantes

>>948792

Ho Hum!

Asi parece, buen hombre!

-Most of the time I post here, I am not, in fact, in Boston. I go to a university that is outside Massachusetts.
-I have about 4 GB worth of books in PDF. All RPGs. Mostl D&D. I only own 4 D&D books in hard copy, and only 2 other RPG books aside (Paranoia XP and Kobolds Ate My Baby!). I'm an unrepentant pirate and a plague on the entire industry.
-I have never played a GW game.
-I have blown off RP sessions for sex. Twice. No warning to the group. A couple of other times where I gave them enough warning that we could reschedule.
-I have issues RPing in-person. I feel too much of a disconnect from my character, and with everyone else from their characters. It makes me slightly uncomfortable. RPing online feels more natural. That said, I had my first experiences with RP on MUDs. That could be why.

ITT beaners who speak english.

mexico es triste y sin juegos tradicionales(/jt/?):(

I have never played a tabletop game, be it RPG or 40k yet I stalk this board relentlessly, adore 40k fluff, etc.

True story- only 2% of /tg/ actually plays these things.

>>947995
I like Khorne.

ALOT.

I think most gamers are pathetic, completely unwilling to be proactive and take risks EVEN IN GAMES!

As such, I harbor a deep resentment of most gamers, don't particularly enjoy their company, and can really only have fun playing RPGs online.

>>948866
Uh, I think you'd find a LOT of us have played these things. Just because you haven't. . .

Plus RPGs are cheap and easy to get into. 40k, on the other hand. . .

i look forward to playing 4e.

I love inquisitor, (spinoff from 40K) but cannot find anyone in my area that also plays.

I accidentally got several of my friends into 40K and now refuse to play. When I was starting out, I chose an army that my other friends didn't have and that I like their look - Necrons. Now I'm kind of too ashamed to actually field them.

My home is decorated with my 40k armies and my heroclix.

I want to DM a campaign but haven't played DnD 3.0 or 3.5. My players are veterans of the system. The sheer number of books is intimidating and I don't want the game to degenerate into people sneaking pointless escape artist up your ass builds.

I would probably cheat on my girlfriend with that pink chick from the Doodle-Bops.

I don't have any friends to play games with but I buy them anyway.

one day, just one day ;_;

>>948935
>I would probably cheat on my girlfriend with that pink chick from the Doodle-Bops.

She looks like she's in her 40s. What the fuck, man?

>>948947
Yeah, what the fuck man?

>>948935
Awww man, I've met her. My Girlfriend had the same music teacher as the Blue guy. We went out with them one night. She was a real bitch.

>>948947
Her name is Lisa J Lennox and she just turned 26. I have my hard drive disconnected or else I'd give ya'll more pics.

- Been stuck running the same setting for nearly 9 years. Despite 8 seperate attempts to end the setting, the players always find ways to continue playing in the ever deteriorating world.

I'm getting worse and worse and worse as a DM.

I finished LCB. But I didn't save it.

I got scans on my computer that I haven't posted to /tg/ yet.

I hate /co/ with a smoldering loathing.

>>949021
Well, neither did I. Really came back to bite me in the ass.

But why you hate /co/? I ruv /co/.

>>949030
Envy.

-im a oWOD Storyteller who hates his players :3
-i only lurk in /tg/
-love wh40k but dont have the $$$
-hate touhou
-stat me threads are silly but amazing
-me agrada saber que hay gueyes mas regados que yo en monterrey
-i hate otakus

>>949021
Bloom writer? I thought you were dead...

>>949083
I'm not Bloomwriter. Just the guy that read LCB's finish.

>>949083
Er, wait, you read the end too? Sorry, I forgot entirely about BW's statement "Bloomwriter is dead."

I haven't played D&D in over a year, two if you don't count only rolling up a character.

I actually found the "design" part of Races and Classes interesting.

Despite all the RPGs I've tried to make, none of them have even come close to finishing. If any were to come close, I'd run them by /tg/ first.

As interesting as the fluff is, I despise Warhammer 40k threads. Especially as they tend to make up 70% of the board.

I haven't played Magic in six years, and even that was against a friend with a borrowed deck.

My first non-D&D .pdf download was Exalted, and I've been looking to play ever since.

I read World of Darkness books for the books, not to play.

If I had the money, I would never pirate anything. I'd even buy 4th edition.

Sometimes I wish we could have the same upbeat, creative and accepting community as /co/.

And then I remember that nerds are haters. And so I Bawwwww

I once played Dark Angels.... then went to Tau

;_;

I tell people that I've played The Burning Wheel, even though I haven't.

Oh god I want to play it so badly

- I have a girlfriend that plays just as many RPGS as I do

- I have a high paying job but I still torrent everything

- me any my friends use RPG books as tools, not rules

- 4th ed is going to fucking suck

- I have Been DM’ing every game we play for the past 6 years, the past 6 FUCKING YEARS

- Most of the time I roll dice then make shit up, and it seems to work

- The lowest I ever got was looking at/ reading the nymph entry in the monster manual during sex

>>949635
Haven't you played it even a little bit?

I'm a borderline alcoholic, I am also an RP spotlight whore, and I have delays up the ass when writing, unfortunately.

- I only come to 4chan for /tg/ and occassionally NSFW boards. Almost all the rest is 7chan.
- I am so desperate to play DnD that I've been DMing a 1-player game for years with a girl that I secretly loathe.
- I've been using 7/4chan for about half a year and still don't know what goatse means.
- I often brag to the other players in my group about how much cheese is in my Dark Eldar lists.
- If I'm losing a game of 40k, I'll often attempt to purposely misinterpret rules in my favor.
Probably more that I can't remember now.

>>949644
- The lowest I ever got was looking at/ reading the nymph entry in the monster manual during sex

That's funny, because I fapped to your girlfriend during a D&D session once.

>>949688
I respect your skill

this is my first post in /tg/

I don't play any of the games here, am thinking about it though. but I find lurking threads to be entertaining.

- I got incredibly drunk at a furcon and got into a fistfight with a guy who claimed Orks were furries.
- I intentionally make the most pointlessly weird characters possible to annoy those I game with.
- I keep up to date on 40k as much as possible and am well-versed in the fluff, despite never having played a real game and only owning an army of half-assembled, unpainted 2nd Ed Tyranids.

>>949761
Pic saved for lulz.

- When I'm bored in public I imagine a scenario where everyone comes after me and I imagine how I would be able to escape for amusement.
- I can read Mai-chan's Daily Life in it's entirety without pause and not feel physically sick.

>>948824
Lemme guess... Miskatonic U?

>>949762
>furcon

explain

>>949832
Imagine a massive gathering of fat people with poor hygiene (just like any kind of convention a /tg/ regular would attend), only half of them are wearing fursuits while the rest are using words like "yiff" and "fursona" in actual sentences.

>>949832
> exterminatus

I'll give you some credit for getting the first two letters right

>>949800
> I can read Mai-chan's Daily Life in it's entirety without pause and not feel physically sick.

I on the other hand cried on the baby smoothie scene, just minutes after cumming to the preggo violence scene.

>>949832
A place where furfags organize and meet with fellow furfags to engage in various and ribald acts of furfaggotry.

>>949858
SIGN ME UP!

... uh... I mean... yiff? I MEAN BURN, I MEAN BURN! Kill them with fire!

... with... fire...

I having been DMing 3.5 DnD for a group of 3-4 people for a couple months now.

My only gaming experience prior was a half-assed game of ADnD over 10 years ago. I've started coming here just to help me create the impression that I actually know what I'm talking about.

>>949845
Exterminatus is a much more attractive option when you don't live on the same planet.

Can't beat any Touhou game, even in easy. PoFV doesn't count, right?
Never played WH40K. Closest I've gotten is DoW.
Never played DnD, closest is some pdf's I got from Rapidsearch.
I don't use lips in mahjong, I just use a stick to make my tiles straight.

>>949858
Do you know where you are? You need to die. Its the rules.

>>949911
This is 4th Ed. Furfaggotry is encouraged now.

>>949911
...he's in the jungle, baby?

>>949680
Troll!
Everybody who wants to know what is goatse, would try one search in google. That is all it takes. You are a miserable liar.

>>949952
You dont have to know what it is to know that you dont want to know. I've avoided half the internet that way.

I don't play 40k to win. I commit the ultimate crime of trying to have fun instead.

>>949928
No. GTFO

I don't play Warhammer 40k anymore because my old gaming group doesn't want to, I don't have any friends, and I don't want to make friends with the people at the gaming stores in the area. But I really, really want to.

Alright, heres mine:

- I'm an asshole. I'll state my opinion, about 98% of the time without ever considering how it may upset others.

- I lack the ability to focus for any meaningful amount of time. This sucks when mid-paragraph, you go off on a tangent on something else.

- I'm a drawfag.

-I'm tired of being called a furry, despite the whole me not fapping to yiff or anything. Its just a nickname that I've kept, folks.

And, thats about all I feel like stating for now.

>>949680
>- I often brag to the other players in my group about how much cheese is in my Dark Eldar lists.

>- I am so desperate to play DnD that I've been DMing a 1-player game for years with a girl that I secretly loathe.


lol wut

>>949998
If she's moderately attractive, send her my way. I'd like to hit on a girl that plays D&D. I don't know why, I just have this strange urge to.

>>950006

I went out with a girl who played a lot of DnD, and she was boring as fuck.

>>940000

>>950000

Just popping through!

>>950023
Well, I dated one in the past, but she played a half-dragon, and I don't respect half-dragon players enough to consider them D&D players. Or human, for that matter.

>>950023
you should have raped her character in game

949680 here, saying that the girl is a crazed Catholic bitch and a hopelessly beyond redemption weeaboo who, at sixteen years of age, still believes that the height of comedic achievement is Spongebob Squarepants. You want her? Come and take her.

>>950055
No, you deliver her to me. I'll give you six unpainted Khorne Berserkers.

- I've spent 3 years fencing (not the sporty type, the "I fight for survival, not honor" type).

- I own several weapons, from dagger to crossbow to assault rifle (semi auto). I spend a lot of time in /k/.

- One I got into an actual knife fight and almost killed an asshole. In the end I pussied out and dropped the knife I had on his throat (giving him only a minor nick and cutting my own hand in the process - go me and horray for mercy). To this day I wonder whether it would have been better to just gut the fucker.

- I wrote my own version of D&D rules. It's essentially a mix of 3.5 and 2e Skill&Powers . Can be had here: http://www.zshare.net/download/6017185e66a72f/

- I used to play D&D in high school, but had to stop after moving away. Occasionally (about once every few months) I still find time to play D&D.

>>950055
Reminds me of a guy from my old DnD group I still run into sometimes. Only he's 26. And male. Sometimes I catch myself imagining burying my fist into his face.

(in b4 cheap gay joke)

-I'm a girl.
-I mostly DM but only because whenever I play I can't help but think the person running the game is a fucking retard and I could do a better job.
-I think Sight is crazy and a lier.
-My other hobbies include building and painting anatomically correct dolls and making clothes for them.
-I mostly make my own clothes.
-I pretend to care about the environment and like organic foods because the OF coop near here is the only place I can go to meet other lesbians. I honestly don't give a shit.

>>950129

You were saying all that in that one previous thread about the similarity of doll-making and 40k, weren't you?

>>950129 -I mostly DM but only because whenever I play I can't help but think the person running the game is a fucking retard and I could do a better job

i have that same problem

also, OF coop = ???

I used to make a lot of the "What's Touhou?" threads back then to provoke shitstorms.

>>950109
oh lawd, is that sum internet tough guy?

>>950149
>>950140

Yep, I'm the one that mentioned dollmakeing as a hobby that is pretty similar, given the highly detailed painting work and expense. It's also something that lots of people are going to find odd.

Organic Foods cooperative. It's a place where you can buy food grown "organically" at small, nearby farms. You can often find members of the Lilith fair type around one.

>>949985

no you will BE KILL BY POWERGAMERS!

I've commented on many a 40k thread, but in reality the Battle for Macragge set I got for christmas is the first 40k thing I've owned other than the rulebook.

In PnP I'll either roll a brutish lightfooted meatchunk barbarian or a serene loli priestess. What would Freud say?

I hate people who take rules as law in PnP games and try to cheese out their characters to kick ass. I hate your guts, as you folk are generally not good people at all.

I think dual wielding can be cool. 2x katanas, not so much. A rapier and knife used defensively, yes.

I fapped to the nymph's picture in the 3.0 monster manual.

I see nothing wrong with weeaboo fightan magic. As long as it doesn't get too out of hand.

>>950166
...makes me glad i'm not a lesbian then...

>>950129
Penis goes Where?

>>948560

... coincidentally, I'm in the same situation after moving out of Florida to the middle of nowhere in Virginia. Hooray for rednecks!

I came to 4chan during the height of newfag summer because I was gay for Gurren Lagann.

I came to /tg/ only because I heard you guys talked about 40k a lot.

I don't play any tabletop games at all, and I'm only interested in Warhammer 40k for the fluff.

The only reason why I'm still here is because this place is actually funny and has a lot of good drawfags, even though I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about half the time.

My confessions?
-I only found 40k 3 and a half years ago, I havent played in 2 years.
-D&D, I only found 2 years ago.
-I have approximately 800 character sheets in a series of folders, including short backstories. Some of these "short" backstories' pagecount stretch into double digits. I started this before I knew D&D existed.
-The first 100 or so are desperately weeaboo. At least 30 others are Hengeyokai.
-I've only used about 15 of the above characters...
-I've only been a player in 4 sessions of D&D, 2 of nWoD and 3 Shadowrun.
-I've played Little Fears and IronClaw.
-When I DM I rarely bother to give unimportant NPCs so much as a class, my players almost never notice.
-I'm underweight by almost 30lbs and only grow a tiny goatee, no matter how long I leave it. No Neckbeard-Fa/tg/uy for me...
-My parents don't know I'm gay, yet I've had a S.O. for almost a year now.
-I'm more serious on 4chan than I am a lot of the time in reality.
-I haven't turned this computer off in a month.
-I can't write creatively electronically, I have to do it by hand.
-My "My Photos" folder reached 4 digits last week.
-I live off my student loan, yet my courses are next to worthless and I'll end up working in retail come July.
-My internet bill comes to more than my rent.
-I know NOTHING about computers. Seriously. It took me 3 days to set up a wireless connection, and even that was only because I gave in and phoned a friend.
-My sentence structure becomes ass-backwards when I try to sound smart.

...I've bored you enough I guess. Huzzah for being pathetic.

-I've played a Touhou game; the one where you have to take pictures. Fucking SHIT, that's hard.

-I hate playing 40k with a friend of mine. Every time we do, he constantly talks shit the whole game, and gets into a rules arguement with me every fucking time I do something that doesn't go his way (Assaulting more than one unit at once, using a liber heresius in Apocalypse). He also constantly accused me of tailoring my lists when I first started the game and he still does, even though every fucking newbie changes his list every game in the beginning. I love the guy like a brother, but DAMNIT I don't want to fucking game with him. Worst part is that he got me into 40k.

-I'm a former weaboo. After realizing that weaboos look like jackasses, I cut that shit out.

-I'm still an anime nerd who enjoys watching stuff, but I'm at least 10 episodes behind on whatever I want to watch, INCLUDING Clannad.

-I also watch J-Dramas on Veoh.

-I'm trying to get into Daemonhunters, despite all warning signs in my head telling me not to.

-I like the Book of WFM.

-I'd never want to date a girl who was into my hobbies; Bitch, I go to Monday Night Gaming to get AWAY from my problems, not play games with them.

-I don't date/have relationships. IRL, I may act like a horndog, but in reality, I would never go out. With every female in my life already a crazy bitch or filled with drama, why the fuck would I want to subject myself to that?

>>950155
Cutting your own hand after years of training strikes me as more retarded than tough, but whatever.

>>950129
>-I think Sight is crazy and a lier.
On a crazy scale of 1-10 I'm a 13!!!
But hey I wrote that when I was in high school and I was just a kid who thought Orks (2ed at the time) were the coolest things ever, so cut me a little slack here. BTW that thing I uploaded b4 was just the player's book, which is quite similar to the 3.5e. BTW the full thing including DM rules (kept in a semi WiP state, because I was the only person DMing) is here:
http://www.zshare.net/download/6017632b7581da/

>>950232
But orcs ARE the coolest things ever.

>>950239 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fixed.

>>950211

>S.O.

What's an S.O.?

>>950258
significant other.

>>950265

I couldnt have know becouse I've never had one.

Carry on.

>>950258
something you don't have

>>950270
>>950274
Hivemind

-I've only played about 4 sessions of D&D in my life but I have(torrented) what's probably every single 3E book out there
-I've read them all cover to cover
-I desperately want to play D&D but I think RPing in-person is uncomfortable and weird and would much rather play online
-I've spent thousands of dollars on 6 different 40k & WFB armies but have never played a single game or painted a single model
-I hate furries but I jack it to herm furry inflation porn every night

I was the one who made all of the threads asking about where I could procure an authentic mahjong table.

I still haven't found out where to get one.

I'm using a PSP to type this post.

- I am heavily biased towards the d20 system.
- I loathe GRIM AND DARK AND GRIM AND DARK settings, which is why I don't like the fluff and feel of both WFRP and 40k.
- I dislike all White Wolf games, especially Exalted.
- I am getting very impatient with Craig Cochrane, the author of the Immortals Handbook, because the release of Ascension is turning out to be Duke Nukem: Forever.
- Although I regularly play D&D games over Fantasy Grounds, I have never actually played a game in-person.
- I am much more of a min-maxer than a roleplayer, and I often end up playing quiet and reserved characters to minimize acting.
- I seldom watch anime or read manga, maybe picking up a series once every other month or so.
- I am so accustomed to seeing lots of anime pics that realistic Western art looks "unnatural" to me.
- I really hate /a/, /b/, and /v/, though I sometimes forage /a/ for Touhou pics.
- I only got into Touhou about six months ago, ironically, because of a thread on /tg/.
- I never play the Touhou danmaku games, because I suck ass at them.
- Attaching Touhou pics to all of my posts is borderline pseudo-tripfaggotry and attention whoring, but I'm fine with it.
- I was somehow diagnosed with Aspergers when I was ~14 years old. Personally though, I don't think that Aspergers is a real disease.
- I still live with my parents. To be fair though, my 32- and 33-year old brothers still do as well.
- I attended a non-co-ed elementary school and was home-schooled for high school and college, so I have zero experience or exposure to women.
- I only leave the house for work and never leave for anything else, so I'm a demi-hikikomori.
- I'm on IRC as Adslahnit on the following channels and servers: #DungeonOOC @ irc.rizon.net, #shrinemaiden @ irc.bad-end.org, #zeal @ kanami.aniverse.com

I have only played four campaigns of D&D, and out of those 20 or so people, the only person I liked as a fellow human was one DM, and I used to overcharge him for weed.

For one entire campaign, I never showed up for a session sober. I was either high, drunk, on painkillers or some combination. All of the fellow players were extremely uncomfortable with this, and I took a fair amount of pleasure in their discomfort.

I once demanded to be able to reroll a character, claiming some sort of dissatisfaction with the game and the way my current PC could handle the campaign. In reality, I had simply lost my character sheet and did not want to own up to it. For whatever reason, I figured that being an insulting, derailing asshole was preferable to admitting that I had fucked up.

>>950362
God you're pathetic. That's just fucking sad. How old are you, anyways?

>>950379
no offense, but you sound like a huge dick.

>>950362

I thought I was pathetic. Sounds like your parents need to grow some balls and kick you out.

>>950394

22.

This is my first time on /tg/ and I'm only here for the picture in >>950362

>>950362

Seriously, one day you've gotta upload your entire touhou picture collection somewhere.

>>949862
Furfag.

>>950379

I like you.

Hell, you can come to my house and fuck my sister.

YOU BEST UNFUCKYOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROUGHT! I HAVE YOUR NAME, I HAVE YOUR ASS!

You sound like a swell guy. I'd like to play D&D with you.

And I'd probably steal weed from you if you tried to overcharge me.

I once took a great, big shit directly into the GM's mouth. When he complained, I reminded him he was full of shit and so he shut up.

All my characters have been Pun-Pun in disguise. Even the Bard/Warmage/Barbarian with a Con of 6.

When I GM (and I never do), I always make the players as miserable as possible by having long, drawn-out everyday events such as shopping or sleeping. Because my players hate this so much, they never show up, but that's okay because I don't like gaming anyways.

I once took a great, big shit directly into the GM's mouth. When he complained, I reminded him he was full of shit and so he shut up.

I wish I were a tripfag, but I still haven't found the right trip.

Sometimes I reply to a post without even knowing why or having anything to do with the original post. Afterwords I feel guilty, so I masturbate, because feeling guilty is my sexual fetish.

>>950416

It's not as culturally inacceptable to still live in your parents' house if you're not married in the Philippines as it is in other countries. Besides, it's not like I'm living in the basement (we don't even have one), since we all have our own rooms. We do have hideous, minimum-wage maids though, which makes life generally easier.

>>950446

It's only 889 MB big and contains a mere 4,177 labeled images. While that may seem big at first, if you ask the people on the /touhou/ imageboard, it's pathetically small compared to their 2-5 GB collections. I don't have as much time to collect pics since I also have my D&D stuff to work on.

>>950456

Lol wut.

>>950506
He wasn't referring to you. Nice comprehension skills there.

>>950518

Sorry. >>950456 was quoting a post that ended in a 62, and my post just so happened to end in a 62 as well. Got confused.

- I don't really play any of the the game mentioned here.
- I bought a box of Ork Boyz, painted 4 of 'em then got lazy and had them collect dust mites.
- I lurk here too often, deespite above mentions.

- I want to play Warhammer Fantasy, but all my friends play 40k, so I play Tyranids.

- I DM, and I hate all but three of my players due to stupid questions they already know the answer to.

- I dislike settings that involve "You're my only hope" ideas.

- I played Magic, and stopped caring during the last block. Now I play Pokemon again, and am having more fun than I ever did playing magic.

I've masturbated to my own characters.

I actually don't know what Touhou is.

I've only played one D&D campaign that lasted longer than 2 or 3 sessions. That one lasted one semester.

Aside from that and a few sessions of 7th Sea, I've never played any other pen and paper RPG, and I'm too poor for 40k. It seems interesting, but I also don't give a fuck about the fluff.

The only /tg/ I've played is vampire: the masquerade, magic: the gathering and yu-gi-oh!

I know all the motherfucking rules for D&D but I can't play because I don't even have dices (and there's no online stores in mexico)

>>950658
Do this to my video game characters all the time.

Given that my pen and paper characters are always non-trap dudes; not so much there.

-I've spent countless hours building worlds I'll never set a campaign in.

-I cringed the whole while, reading a 40K novel, but kept going to get to a bit of fluff I wated to know about.

-I own multiple rulebooks for about 20 diffeent gaming systems but have only ever played DnD.

-My dice must match or I believe they won't roll as well.

-I own hundreds of dollars in Warmachine/Warhammer minis but I never play.

-I'm the only DnD nerd I know who doesn't care for comic books or superheroes.

-I got a little misty eyed when they canceled Dungeon/Dragon magazines. It still makes me sad.

-I once had sex in the DM's bathroom while the others went on a food run.

-Seriously considering getting a Slaanesh symbol tattoo'd on me.

-I hate mountain dew.

-I'm just as happy role-playing through a whole session as if I ever got into combat.

>-I own hundreds of dollars in Warmachine/Warhammer minis but I never play.
While I don't find any similarity with you on other things, this is signed.
I've been stripping and repainting minis so I can sell them off, though, and buying Rackham, which I do play.

I really want to play Reve de Dragon and Seven Leagues, but my D&D group would probably call me a faggot for suggesting either.

I find D&D combat relatively boring.

>>950696

Why not skip the border? We have gaming stores in almost every town.

Here in America we have hobbies besides having kids and driving around shouting at women.

>>950761
The Rackham minis are droolworthy, some of them. My city just got a store dedicated entirely to miniatures, so I might pick a few up too.

- I'm preparing to run a D&D campaign, and my only experience thus far with it is all of 3 games, two of which were some weird-ass combination of BESM d20 and D&D and one being D&D while doing it wrong. Very wrong.

- I have over 5 gigs of rulebooks sitting in my hard drive. The majority of them are D&D.

- I live alone/with my girlfriend when she's back from college, but only because my mom died.

- I really want a copy of the Maid RPG that gets a mention every so often around here.

- I know that not cutting my hair is probably getting in the way of my getting a job, but I can't feel compelled enough to get a haircut.

- I despise most of my family members because they decided to fight amongst themselves during my mom's wake. To their credit, they kept it civil during her burial.

>>950179

Where in VA?


I just want to murder you.

err

I mean stalk you and THEN murder you!

>>950785
...here's a pic, though it sucks...

>>950843
That's your work? Nicely done, and with a neat base too.

>>950860
STFU

TRAP

WHY ARE YOU SO TRAP?!

>>950860
the base came with the mini. I just painted it.
and it's a shitty picture. here's one that won an award, but the picture still isn't great.

>>950129
Yeah I know a lot of girls (and a guy) who are very into BJD and the parallels between what they do and what I read about on /tg/ fascinate me.

>>950928
BJD?

>>950930
Something to do with the doll thing? *shrug*

>>950930
Ball-Jointed Dolls. Like desu.

>>950957
oh. that's all very odd to me.

-While I try not to let it affect my actions, the idea of being an internet celebrity is dearly appealing to my little ego.
-I used to sometimes reply to myself as anon; not to praise myself, but just to ask questions that would give me an excuse to ramble on about something.
-Not only am I a virgin, I've never even asked anyone out. Been asked out, yes, but never shown the initiative to do so myself.
-I'm just plain lazy. If I'd kept at it, Vrilwar would have been playable by October, but I'm only now starting to pick up where I left off at the beginning of the school year.
-Christfag.

>>950965
OK, while not a christfag or a virgin, and though I've not ever posted as anon to reply to myself, I'd say I fit this far too well.

-I only go to /tg/ for 40k fluff and some various fantasy topics you have. I have never played 40k, DnD, etc before and I have no real desire to (waste of cash IMO)
-When my former "friends" talked about playing DnD in junior high, I laughed at them although I secretly wanted to because I was so lonely ;_;
-touhou disgusts me
-I think Tau are cool
-I once walked into a Games Workshop store and quickly left after how awkward it was. I was the only non-white person there, the employees looked at me weird and the other customers were all kids

>>950965
Dang, I was interested in Vrilwar too.

>>951029
are you black, mexican, asian, middle eastern, or what?
anything but black is fairly normal.

>>950965
thats exactly like me ;_;

I think tabletop RPGs are stupid, saw the gaming group at my college playing D&D a couple times and thought it made them look like idiots.
I've never played 40k and have absolutely no interest in painting or burning money.
I've played Magic once, didn't like it.
The only reason I lurk /tg/ is for the rare thread about games other than those mentioned above.
I have created multiple Blank White Cards threads on /tg/ in the past, and am very entertained by them. I also play it irl when the gaming group isn't playing D&D or Magic.
I was the first person to post about Brikwars on /tg/, and have played it in my group once.
I am a big fan of "Eurogames": Settlers of Catan, Carcassonne, Caylus, and the like, but stopped creating threads about them because they get no replies past "Oh yeah, I've played that" and "NOT 40K SAGESAGESAGE".
I also come to /tg/ for the touhou. Even though I suck at the games, I have a growing collection of pictures, and am working on making translated versions of the Rumbling Spell Orchestra cards. Once I get enough done to play with, I'll have to convince one of the weeaboos in the gaming group to play it with me.

>>951029
I once walked into a Games Workshop store and quickly left after how awkward it was. I was the only non-white person there, the employees looked at me weird and the other customers were all kids

same happened to me, but since I went there the day of the local animoo con there where no kids but 40-somethings in office garbs. I quickly understood why why when I realized they were selling everything 30% higer that GW direct order, but you had to pay it full upfront and wait a month or two to get your order even if they did had the box you wanted cause "those are either for display or have been paid already"

>>951033
I do intend to finish it, honestly- I have the "design documents" (four pages filled with scribbled musings) and a list of all the revisions I was planning for the system. I'm currently trying to expand my wargaming horizons a little more before I finish up this stage of revisions- specifically, I've been reading the Necromunda rulebook. After all, I have very little experience in this field, so I'm a little leery about doing design work.

I want to start playing Warhammer Fantasy, but refuse to enter the local GW because it is entirely populated by spoiled brats whose parents buy exactly what they are told to buy.

I keep leaving then coming back to MtG, I usually play every third block, started with Ice Age

I am becoming more and more interested in learning about the 40K fluff, but dont know where to start

I hide the fact that I watch anime from anyone I know because I dont want to be labeled weeboo or Otaku, and am in fact disgusted by them most of the time, "Otakuism is like forces Autism" truer words were never spoken.

I fapped the the 3.5e Nymph

I want to GM a UA game because I want that world to be real.

Not a virgin even though everyone thinks I am.

With the exception of the /tg/ stuff, I am an 80 year old stuck in the body of a 21year old

>>951120

My confession - I'm a weaboo and I hate ignorant and overly opinionated fuckheads like you and most of 4chan. However, I still hate furries.

aka

baaaaaw

* I always make up my own gaming tales for story time in /tg/.
* I don't have any physical books.
* I have an actual neckbear.
* I was coaxed into downloading and playing Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom.

-I haven't bothered actually touching my army case for 2 years

-I've never actually played D&D, but I read the books whenever I get a chance.

-The only attempt of roleplaying I've ever attempted was a game of BESM and a game of Vampire, both of which were horrible experiences

-I hate card players. I think they're a waste of space.

>>950129
>>950965

ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH. All this truth is getting to me. Rival Wombat is a girl? And a lesbian?? Everybody knows that girls can't even read or write! Dagda is a Christian???
WHY CAN'T YOU REMAIN THE FACELESS INTERNET CELEBRITIES WE KNOW AND LOVE?

Here's an embarrasing one: the most fun I ever had roleplaying was in World of Warcraft.

I was lucky to play on an RP server during launch, and my character had an epic in game story and was all played out in character without any pre-scripting.

WoW sucks balls as a game now, though, and the RP community are a bunch of drama queens. Avoid like the plague.

>>951198
we do it just to spite you. not you as in anonymous, but you, who typed that post.

>>951199
Also, they are all mary sues, but so are most RPers. Its what attracts most people to the hobby, really. Self insertion fantasy.

People actually hated me for playing a villain. The thought that someone might roleplay a character nothing like themselves is rather hard to grasp, I suppose.

>>951206
Only reason I'd resent you for it is because I roleplayed on a sever full of villains. I think I was one of 3 "Good guys" being played.

>>951212
Meh, I played a character who assumed they were doing more good than evil, though this view was not widely shared. Getting kicked out of a guild IN CHARACTER for warcrimes is pretty much the most epic thing ever. I fought more for the side of "good" than that of evil, but using means that others did not approve of.

And yes, I played the Fallen Paladin cliche. I think I did it well, but its definitely "confession" material.

The main reason I can only RP online is because none of my RL friends enjoy it, they like minimal story and maximum smashing. At least they aren't "build"fags though.

Ok, here I go!

* I love 40k's fluff like a neckbeard loves being wallet-raped by GW.
* I love the Imperial Guard. But due to chronic poverty in my college years I only managed to get ahold of 50 miniatures. Now that I'm earning mad cash and can buy every IG mini I could ever want, I don't have the time to glue them/paint them so I don't buy them.
* I'm a drama fag. While RP'ing the parts are enjoy the most are when my PC or other PCs are suffering due to dramatic moments.
* I'm a moralfag while playing DnD, but in WOD I almost always play monsters.
* My favorite game of all time are oWOD Vampire, Mage and Changeling but I'm the polar opposite of a Goth.
* I'm attractive, weight 165 lbs. and have big, muscular arms that leave girls gasping, yet I'm still a virgin due to year upon year of insecurities and self-esteem issues.
* I naturally grow a neckbeard but shave it constantly.
* I love /tg/!

>>951222
That's not so bad. I had basically a bunch of people running around flat out being evil and not much else to them. I somehow managed to piss off someone by having my character to his honor code and letting some rogue die.

>>947995

I wish there were more fantasy pornography of demons or beast-men screwing human women for me to masturbate to.

I can never set any game in a place other than North America because I can't do accents to save my life

faptau is my hero

>>951231
Playing in character all the time goes straight out the window once you realise that you simply cannot avoid warlocks, and that they walk around the streets of major cities with summoned demons.

The persistent worlds aspect of MMOs is perfect for RPing. The completely static aspect of modern ones, with no player control of anything, is adverse to it. The mindless grind, buildfaggery, and other problems pretty much killed the experience in the end. Also having a community with more drama than furries.

MMOs had potential, but its blown for now. Back to pen and paper.

I'm a Herald level D&D Judge, yet have never played a D&D game evah. I own a fuckton of the books, though.

One of my penises is bigger than the other one.

I often try to take control of the various games I play in. I'm often very vocal about hating half breeds and elves as a personality flaw.

Let's see, what else...

I can't summon up the balls to ask a girl out on a date.

I've got the mental strength of a bowl of coleslaw, I can't even get my ass to run over my break. This may or may not pertain to the previous entry.

I'm also a bit of a dick.

>>951198
I don't think Christians are all that rare on 4chan; it's just that most christfags aren't the vocal religious right you know and hate.

>>951382
It's far easier to notice the loud, obnoxious, hypocritical, and generally abrasive people. Christianity has as many as most other religions.

I can't think of many obnoxious Buddhists though...

>>951393
Well, there are the attention whores who set themselves on fire.

...Okay, that was a joke but I still feel terrible for having said it.

>>951398
>I still feel terrible for having said it.
See? You're just not cut out for 4chan. Flee before your gentle soul is crushed.

>>951398
Yeah, don't they know that the Buddha rejected self mortification? It's called the middle way for a reason. Idiots.

>>951404
Hah. I get that alot, but I prefer to take the view that 4chan's nature is mutable.