"epic", "awesome", "epicly awesome", "fail".

Rocks fall.

"I knocked up your sister"

"You narrowly avoid setting off *all* the nukes"

That was a fun game.

Ok, now you've got your anal circumference...

... you critically raep the loli

... I like your eyes

you dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

I just creamed by pants. Oh, and that's my underwear on your head.

"You miss."

Ok, the ogre thinks you have a pretty mouth.

"That one doesn't count."

"Rule Zero"

re-roll that i wasn't looking

Ok, now roll to confirm the Interpretive Dance Check.

You try, but you cannot open the door.

Cough-cough! *knees table HARD* Oh, you rolled a 4? Well, you fail your save.

Sad thing is, I actually did that to a player once.

>>952520
Oh you are just the worst kind of person.

hilarious though

"Um... you still fail."

Defence rolled a natural 21 :rolleyes:

You succeed so much, something bad happens to you! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

Ex: You jump so well you jump right over the platform into the gap on the other side! HAR HAR HAR

Oh wait... this is a reflex check not fortitude.
Roll again.
or
Change of rules, we are now using d10 for these kind of rolls.
Roll again

"I'm sorry, but in my game, a natural 20 is just a high roll. We don't do criticals here. House rules."

Just as planned.

well now you've just made it mad.

>>952605

Congratulations. You just killed a plot essential NPC.

"you automatically pass your skill check"

"I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do in this situation..."

Well, the good news is you beat the King's diplomacy check... The bad news is, he is entranced, and wants you for a harem-boy.

You die.

So powerful, you caused a cave-in. You all die.

"So you rolled a Nat 20 for your Charisma check, eh? Time to roll for the gnoll's anal circumference..."

"You over-succeed and miss your mark, jumping over the boat and into the water on the other side"

Seriously happend.

"slipping as you juggle, you land a critical punch in the kings face. Roll to confirm."

You are in luck, as you clench around the minotaur's phallus, you twist in just the right fashion and cause him to erupt in an untimely climax. He pumps ounce after ounce of thick virile semen into your clenched cavern, that gushes out the sides once it has nowhere else to go; Your thighs are drenched. Unfortunately you made him climax so hard you are instantly pregnant. He is infatuated with you and is instantly ready for another round. Take 10 subdual damage.

You hit the skeleton so hard it explodes, Showering you with sharp bone shards. Roll 2D8 damage

"Roll the lich's anal circumferance."

>>953099

Post the rest.

I hope you all killed your DMs. They sound like idiots.

"Um. Yeah, I wasn't quite expecting that attack to, uh. . .Well, I have good news and bad news."

"The good news is that you're getting alot of xp. The bad news is that a single level isn't going to make much difference against the enemies you've just made."

*buzzer rings*

"The good news is that you've actually managed to hurt him. The bad news is that you've actually managed to make him angry."

*buzzer rings*

"The good news is that you've actually managed to kill him. The bad news is that you've lost your paladinhood."

*buzzer rings*

"The good news is that you manage to pierce its power source. The bad news is that your sword conducts electricity."

Good job! Game over.

We're playing a roll under your skill level game. You crit failed.

>>953189
I usually play barbarians, so this would be awesome and I can see my DM doing this if I didn't take much damage from the fight and I got 3 nat 20's in a row

"You successfully teabag the hydra's white-hot remains, you take 7d6 of searing damage, and are now sterile."

True story.

>>952650
I did that, I rolled three nat 20s in a row, it was the DMs favorite NPC too. :/

Okay, roll again.
...okay, roll again.
Fuck! I mean, roll again.

>>953416
oh god I lold for 5 minutes straight...

>>952495
is the definitive answer.

>>953484
Agreed.

>>953228
As requested. :3

The minotaur flips you over, licking his lips in a hungry fashion. He mutters a withering comment in Giantese, something in reference to your chastity; certainly vulgar and exaggerated due to heightened mood.

He rolls a 15 on the die, overcoming your anal AC with ease, thus splitting your clenched star wide open. As you feel like you are being split in half, you are able to momentarily reflect upon and thank the fact you made him climax so hard... (cont.)

>>953497
HEY YOU.

NO. STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

....for you feel that its girth and his ferocity would have rendered you unconcious without the added lubrication. Take 18 subdual. What do you do? If he continues at this rate, he'll force a fort save out of you.. fail and you cum, and will be considered charmed for 2d4+2 rounds.

"You hit him in the head so hard, his cranium explodes. You, and the party, are now covered in the Mississippi Senator's brains. Security is wondering what the exploding noise was.

>>953522
Meh, still can't match the butter golem.

In b4 somebody posts that thread.

>>953543
Goddamn, it's on my other comp. At least i can still remember it

>>953549
I mean, it's not like anyone who saw it would forget it.

Heh, "OP here, and I hate you all :( " never fails to make me lol.

>>953560
The most epic derailing I've ever seen, and the single most epic rerailing I've ever taken part in.

>>952471
"You pass your check. Nothing special happens, because criticals aren't applicable to this situation".

Fuck you, I say I critically Move Silently.

dm: Make a strength roll.

player: 20!

dm: Ok, you help the dopplegangers open the gate.

players: ...What?

dm: uhh... shit, roll for initiative!

>>953608
critically moving silently involves flipping and doing a bunch of ninja shit, maybe even making off with the guards wallet without being noticed.

>>953621

Either that or walking so silently that you don't actually touch the ground anymore.

>>953648
If the DM were an asshole, he'd have a critical Move Silently be SO silent that it's uncomfortable for sentient creatures in the area, and they'll be on edge / feel as though there is something amiss.

>>952631
>>952650
>>953243

these made me lol.

>>953522

I cannot acquiesce to your request.

The player didnt say stop, either.
So, moving on..

A 17. You manage to hold onto consciousness just barely, allowing you to just barely muster a counterattack. Unfortunately your lousy 13 does little to his post-climax state. He follows up with another 15 on the die, before bonuses.

Your entire body rocks with his continued assault into your anus. The thrusting, groaning and garbled Giantese came in a deluge, depicting you as someone far less moral than you would perfer. Brutally he deals another 15 subdual damage. Your body reacts against your will, forcing you to feel pleasure - the massive beast was ripping it out of you. The question now is if you will climax or pass out from his brutal assault on your anus.

Just the sound of his hips striking your plush, exposed rear is enough to force a will save, coupled with the pleasure of the taboo nature of it all, different species mingling in coital union. You fail your save with another lousy roll of a 13, and you find a strangled 'yes' hiss out of your lips. Catching the noise with his keen hearing, honed by capturing adventurers rushing through his labyrinth, the minotaur pauses and grunts out in heavily accented common that he knew you enjoyed it in not so many words. When he pulls out of your rear, it is left gaping and empty, your body writhing in need, your mouth unwittingly letting out a groan and a soft 'no'.

Forcing you down in front of him, he shoves that same phallus which had been in both holes into your face, steaming with heat and glistening with the shimmer of both of your sexual fluids. A smear is left upon your cheek, bringing a heavy tone of blush to your face and neck, a gasp to your throat. You feel that if you do not respond to his throaty command in Giantese, understood only due to context, that he will put it back -- which could be good or bad, but you'll likely become unconscious.

What do you do? You're charmed for the next 5 rounds, but you still have a sense of self preservation.

my reaction to this story.

>>953735

You sir have amused me

>>953731
>>953727
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN MORE!

got one for a listen check once, "fuck it, you can hear the atom move."
later i rolled one again the same night "sorry you can't hear anything through the door..."

>>953757
THE ATOMS BEHIND THE DOOR OBVIOUSLY WERENT MOVING FAGGOT.

>>953749
OK :) (I run for a group of 5, 3 of which are women, 2 men, weekly like this haha)

Another natural 20.. what was your action again? Well, that's pretty lucky.

While it is repugnant in the back of your mind, your heightened state allows you to draw the minotaur's bulging shaft into your mouth. You cannot physically take all of it down your throat, but your body does not seem to know that. Swallowing him down into your throat and rapidly pumping the remainder of his member, there is a sudden, rapturous look of surprise and elation upon his features. Tongue lolled out, and braying like an oxen whipped long after needing a break from pulling plow the minotaur can barely stand, hooves wobbling as he seems almost entirely at your mercy. Even your tiny tongue is utilized, twittering the strip of excess flesh on the underside of his cock, making pleasured spasms quaver through his massive 600+ lbs body.

As you open your eyes to look up at the monster who's member you are gulping down your throat, you realize how insatiably horny you have become, dripping your vaginal juices on the floor beneath you. This is accompanied by a deep moan, and it inflicts 35 subdual damage to the minotaur. He is on the verge of passing out, but he makes his fort save and remains stable, but disabled. However he doesnt seem finished -- he's got the diehard feat apparently.

>>953801
will you be my new DM?

>>953801
>>953731
>>953727

With the death of this character, the thread of the prophecy has been severed. You may either restart from a saved game or continue to play in the doomed world you have created.

>>953801
I wish you were my dm.

>>953801
>>953731
>>953727
>>953529
>>953497
>>953099

proceed

You cleave it in half down the middle, and watch in abject horror as each half begins regenerating, they then collapse onto each other and meld into one Gargantuan troll mage.

*DM erupts into maniacal laughter*
"What? oh, nothing important"

>>953858
i'll often laugh manically for no reason, or if i remember a funny joke.

always keeps my players on their toes.

>>953801
Continue.

>>953872
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!

>>953872

Rape shall follow

>>953801
I also wish for you to be my dm
I can totally play and shlick at the same time, infact it increases my RP abilities

>>953897
That makes sense, if you play exclusively female characters. Since, as we all know, all women are whores.

Good news is, you slay the beast and leave a small creator. Bad news, the fog clears and you see your standing in the middle of the orphanges petting zoo. 100's of orphan stand there with shocked looks on the little faces and you can hear someone calling for the towns guard.

>>953897

Mastering the art of masturbating under the game table is a long and complicated proces. Congratulations.

What the fuck is a "hundred is of orphan"

>>953910

>Good news is, you slay the beast and leave a small creator.

Perhaps a sculptor or architect?

>>953910
>The orphanages petting zoo.
You know what? FUCK these orphans! What kind of fucking orphanage can afford a petting zoo?

>>953916
Bonus points if one can do it and have no one notice it.

>>953928

People actually pay to pet the orphans.

>>953931
See, this is how you make an orphanage a profitable businesses!

>>953928
This is an 'orphange', not an orphanage. Probably a more advanced version with a higher budget.

>>953935

Like hell, it couldn't even afford the second 'a'.

More monster fucking, less orphan petting. Hop to, people.

>>953822
Naturally.
>>953897
If you say please and wear a special collar. You have to -mean- it too. <3

It's the minotaur's turn. It dawns on you that this minotaur should have passed out after his first climax into your little body, now twisted under him and being not-so-forced into swallowing his mammoth cock. This is brought to light when he goes into a barbarian's rage. Groggy momentarily, your monstrous assailant regains some semblance of composure to have it replaced with frantic, frothing heaving.

Arching down, he grapples you - your touch AC and modifier are insufficient to oppose him now. He flips you upside down, discarding his axe and holding either leg (each calf completely enveloped by his massive hands) apart.

Tragically, the minotaur gores you with his tongue, whirling it around inside you like a meaty tentacle. He slurps, and engulfs the majority of your mound and taint into his bull-like blunt teeth maw, which you can feel grazing just below your belly button, his drool oozing down your stomach and steadily gaining. I'm going to count this as a 'powerful charge', so it's well over 4d6+12 in damage.

How much HP do you have left? 5? Well that's not good. Fort save -- roll well. Seems divine favor isn't in you today, his unrelenting assault causes your entire body to wrack in powerful orgasm, making your status fatigued. Hungrily he slurps at your juices, they soon joining his saliva in the descent up your torso.

I take it you're going to use your lay on hands ability in full to keep in the game, since spell casting is out of the question, and you cant even make verbal spell components at the moment - you're considered pinned and unable to speak. Are you going to attack and hope for the best, or use lay on hands? You're not escaping the grapple..

>>953940

Fifty bucks for a vowel will do that to you.

>>953931
HAI GUIEYZ I'M A WRITER FOR LAW AND ORDER SVU AND LET ME TELL YOU, WHEN THIS STRIKE IS OFF THATS GOING RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

>>953947

I would fuscking lol so hard if that actually happened.

>>953943
Pretty please with a cat-girl in bondage on top? :3

>>953947

What.

>>953952
I also would find ammusment if that situation became a actual occurance.

>>953947
this explains SO MUCH

>>953947
Have Olivia get raped and crack for Great Justice!

>>953982
She'd never snap, shes too strong-willed. She'd probably just shoot the guy a few dozen times.

SVU: IT'S SCRIPTED IN ALL CAPS

>>953987
No way, you can see the light through the cracks whenever shes under stress. She's been so close to loosing it for so long its no longer realistic.

>>953943
I pick whatever action ends in more sex

>>953942

Orphans are taking over. People are fapping in the same thread. Orphans.. monster sex.. orphans.. monster sex.. WAIT FUCK NO NOW IM THINKING OF PEDO MONSTER SEX AUUUGH

>>953987
Unless she were raped repeatedly, or dosed up with enough heroin to hook 'er for life THEN raped... Repeatedly... For a couple weeks in the storyline... And eventually sold into sexual slavery... And then she's eventually found by Stabler who busts her out, but she's been fucked in so many ways she can never unfuck 'erself...

>>953982
have her and her guido partner use excessive force on someone they're convinced is a pedo child molester or something.
Then the LAW AND ORDER TWIST YOU'LL NEVER SEE COMING is he has an endocrinological disorder and has no testosterone production at all, giving him intense absolute anhedonia. the reason he seemed apathetic and distant during interrogation is because it's chemically impossible for him to show interest in anything, and physically impossible for him to get erect to molest the kiddie.

then they get kicked off the force for it, and murdered by a homeless guy. who molests their bodies.

dedicate the rest of the series run to Munch and Tutuola being awesome.

>>953998
ONE THING AT A TIME HERE

>>953943
It seems to me that you're not challenging yourself enough. Try for something really unusual! Minotaurs are boring anyways.

>>954011
Don't rush him,
let him finish the story first.

>>954007
OH MY GOD THATS IT! I'LL HAVE MUNCH AND TUTOLA GANGRAPE HER!
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!

>>954011
It was the obligatory 'big hung horny monster' routine for lower levels. =p And it was just -one- encounter.

>>954007
I second this, if only to see one fucking cop show where they use there nazi mind fuck interrogation tactics in an attempt to railroad someone completly innocent, and it backfire on them as fate demands it should.

>>954011
Did somebody say "roper?"

>>953998
Once our party's CE Rogue killed these two Gnolls and then proceeded to rape their kid.

>>954025
So, are the entirety of your campaigns like this?

In other words, basically a group written bizarre erotic novel?

>>954025
If only this would actually happen in a campaign.

>>954025

If >>954040 is correct then seriously, please be my DM. I'm not overly weird or anything, but goo people like you are hard to find storyteller-wise.

I feel a little late to this entire scene, but...

What the fuck?

>>954051here
that should be "good" instead of "goo" Typing one-handed on the other hand... is a little trickier than rp'ing

>>954040
They're pretty much novel-esque, I don't do all the writing, my players do a lot of writing too. There's fighting and plot too, but sometimes we get completely derailed. Like with the 'fuckweed' encounter. Har.

>>954043
It can and does. Go use your imagination and get a group together that can be reasonably mature and not gigglesnort every five seconds and kill the mood by making stupid commentary.

Now I have to continue this story since I can se people are waiting. :3

>>954053
Started out as awesome, drifted into monster sex, then into Law & Order, the more sex.
Currently this threads power level is over 9000

...Screencap worthy?

>>954058
See, that's my problem. Even though most of my group is over or around the age of 25, they act barely half that. Even less so in gaming.

>>952471
4chanarchive.
you know what to do.

*rolls 20
"ooohhh... forgot to tell you, today is OPPOSITE DAY!"

>>954066

To be fair, my whole group (ranging from 20-30) are all pretty much like that, too. But not every gaming group is "programmed" for a serious game. And if you're trying to get a more mature, serious campaign going, D&D probably isn't the best system for it, either. It's tendency towards the excessive makes it a little bit inherently ridiculous, so it's harder to have a serious game. White Wolf and some of the Steve Jackson stuff lends itself better to "mature" gaming.

>>954058

Quick question, are you a girl?

It's just that I can't see a guy doing this kind of thing and getting away with it so easily.

>>954081
What part of WoD encourages a serious game? It always struck me as being a bit over the top...

>>954043
Let me tell you about this magical world setting.

Oddly enough it is an acronym called F.A.T.A.L.

>>954066
>>954081
>>954091
BOY OH BOY DO I EVER HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION
http://rapidshare.com/files/80013918/YRPGv3.9.zip.html

>>954058
"fuckweed"? Please do elaborate? Plant-sex?

>>954077
if it is opposite day you are supposed to do everything opposite, but since you are SUPPOSED to do everything opposite on opposite day you need to do everything the same as you normally do.

I've made a dm break trying to comprehend that simple statement, only proving that he was incompetent

>>954081
I use more of a D&D/Homebrew hybrid, it's essentially just D&D but missing 40% of the extra rules and numbers and is more centered on interaction. It like an interactive movie, but with dice. At least my group seems to like it, as I can adapt it to any setting(Fantasy,Sci-Fi,Ero.Etc)

>>954091

It is over the top, but the overall vibe of the system is darker and more sinister, so more mature shit kinda blends in better. Not defending it by any means because...honestly, I hate WoD with a passion. I've just always seen it as a somewhat more "serious" or "dramatic" system. D&D has sort of a High Fantasy feel to it, maybe Realistic Fantasy at best. WoD always kinda struck me as somewhere between film noir and a slasher flick.

Jesus... not really certain erotic roleplay can be called mature... fun, yeah, but it's not mature storytelling.
My BF and I sometimes RP our characters goin' at it, but you keep it out of the group. Some people just aren't comfortable with the crazy stuff.

>>954108
True, but it sounds awesome when written down and posted to the internet.

can we get some form of an archive for that story? It's actually pretty damned good.

>>954077
"Great, Doug, but we're playing Alternity."

Your body tingles as you stiffen amidst your shuddering body, lost in fits of orgasm. Concentration check - okay you passed. You manage to flood your body with the blessing of your diety in your time of need, and the tinkling motes of positive energy cause a slight crackle of energy between the two of you. The minotaur recoils momentarily, gasping as a little bit of the tingling catches him off guard as it travels through his nethers. You feel refreshed, but that was your action. Your body shudders, primed and ready to go, and you start finding that your libido craves this attention despite all better thoughts. Thankfully your diety does not look down upon sexual misconduct as a breach of your code, but you might want an atonement later anyways. Minotaur's turn.. hope he doesn't roll well.

You find that you mumble 'more' subconsciously out of your mouth as it's full of his meat, and he is happy to oblige. You are lucky, he rolls a 1 and falls to his rear, dislodging his member from your velvety tight throat. Panting, he swears an oath in Giant-ese, entire body trembling in frustration as his grip falters, giving you control of one of your legs. Snorting and heaving, sweat pours down his monstrous chest, your gaze right at his powerfully clenched abdominals. If he were a human, he might be attractive.. but such illusions are fleeting. You're a paladin mating with a monster, and are pregnant with his seed already.

With a skillful diplomacy check you manage to get him to let you move to a better position in his lap, but his giant hands refuse to release your comparatively tiny, sweat soaked waist.

That was your free action, what next? I wont count it against you.

Haha, I like that. Ok, nice roll, you get a bonus too from your successful diplomacy check.

Softly, you utter 'I want to ride. Can I hold you by the horns?' And the minotaur is taken aback, leaning back with palms to the floor, knees propped up with massive hooves bigger individually than your head grinding against the floor of the stone chamber. His heavy, bestial panting fills the hollow chamber - and your ears. Your heart races with the thought of mounting the tremendous creature.

(cont in next post)

epic

>>954086

Why cant they? Just start out anonymous gender-wise. And then just allow them to assume whichever, and drop the gender bomb on them at the end of a campaign. Online is much better for this, tabletop you have to have a REALLY straight face, or very kinky friends into gaming (and are cute. for the love of god, make them play their gender or it kills it)
>>954081

DnD allows you to have combat and sex, and be goofy. I'll admit I'd perfer using white wolf or Besm, but you dont get as many geeky and cute uses for monsters, spells, and fanbase-ism as DnD. Plus, it always amuses me to put a spin on all the DnD terms, and then wonder what monster would do how much damage to your libido ^_~
>>954103

Yes. They were in a dryad's grove entranced by a pod which smelled good to the women. Tentacles came out, fort saves vs poison, and the pollen from the plants made them more amicable to suckling on plant stamens. It last a whole session, and then spilled into the next one. We got derailed. Bigtime. XD
>>954108

The idea is being mature, and comfortable with scenes of rape, violence, and extremely graphic sex. Not everyone can handle that. But when you get people together and go at it, it's a lot of fun.. (and then you have sex with your SOs in real life.)

>>954124
Kittyboys and Minotaurs are the best furries ever.

Is it bad that this is kinda making me damned horny?

>>954143

Ah. So you do it online. That makes much more sense.

So. . .what? Do you tell them to put of fapping until after the story so they get more into it or what?

>>954143
You mean like you and your partner would be going at it in game. You have an intermission in the game and ask if you can use your buddies bedroom and go at it like rabbits in heat?

>>954145
Don't resist, it's a good thing

Damn it, Anon, did you have to say 'vaginal juices'?

>>954145
Rimshot.

Delicious minotaur sex reminds of me Belariath... before people started fagging out over the rules.

>>954151
Does the fact that I'm male matter? Oh and whoever is writing this and if you dm online I so want to be in the group, even without the sexual stuff you seem a kickass dm.

>>954143
Hell, do you have logs of these things? It sounds amusing, I'd love to read through them simply for the absurdity of some of the situations that must come up.

I too am interested in an online game.
I feel so dirty.

If aforementioned Epic-Level Writer/DM has an online group and is taking new players. I humbly request to join.
or barring that, requesting transcripts of the "fuckweed" scemario

>>954166
I don't. At least not yet. Probably because I haven't had an orgasm yet and am still horny. I found some things seemed to be REALLY good ideas until AFTER I got off and looked at them again.

>>954158
it's all good.
and second, or like fifth if you keep score.

>>954171
Kind of like midget porn. It's great until you get off. But then, the next night, there you are again, fapping to midget chicks getting railed and loving it.

>>954108

A reasonable couple of players who don't want to force their kinks on everyone? In my /tg/?

>>954179
They must be captured and studied. For SCIENCE!

You descend upon the minotaur's bulging pole, it plunging into your smooth, silky depths a second time; However this time it is willing. A rush of pleasure overcomes you at this exhilarating act, but you manage to keep you cool. Flashing the big beast a fetching smile, your gauntleted hands grip him fiercely by his majestic black horns.

(player) Your eyelids flutter as you find a moan screaming from your body. You fight to fit him all inside you, to get that satisfying 'fap' which occurs when a male and a female's hips collide in coital union. It is a struggle, and his member bows inside of you as you fight for this nigh-impossible goal, but your conviction allows it over the next few moments.

Your ace in the hole comes into play. As a ferocious incarnation of your god fills you, you r hips crash down on the minotaur in two violently wrathful strikes, (power attack and smite evil) sending waves of holy positive energy coursing through him, heating your body and drenching it in sweat. Even the tattered strips of armor and clothing left on your body are thought to be stifling, but you couldnt give up now. Unfortunately your second attack fails, and you are left grinding upon him, only managing to frustrate yourself more.

Your teeth grind at the ugly braying noise your opponent makes, and passion overcomes him. Thrusting upwards, your mount bucks and thrashes, trying to drive his cock straight through you. It is a fight to stay on him, grip locked on his horns. The minotaur's eyes are completely white now, lost in carnal frenzy. When this ended, he might very well be dead, or at very least unconscious, far past -10 without his rage bonus. The minotaur's entire body clenches, preparing for the inevitable orgasm - he was at the point of no return in more ways than one.

>>954178
I got off to silent hill hentai ish stuff one time. It made me feel dirty as hell after I came. I had to delete the pictures so I could stand myself

>>954183
If this ends with the Minotaur converted to good and being a hawt huge dicked fuck-buddy, then woohoo!

>>954189
when I was but a wee scamp in the wild west days of the internet, I fapped to Booty Call.

Everyone who knows what that is probably bears the same shame, and is disgusted by it.

Lol this is soooo much better than the overly common "you do the hot chick, her tits are huge, it was good."

>>954149
Online some just masturbate I figure, usually they slow down typing when doing that XD

>>954150
Occasionally we have intermissions.. And if I was in someone else's game like mine, and had my SO with me, If I needed to I would ask.

>>954156
My players in the current game I'm in will have to run into a particular ruler of an Abyssal Layer. Baphomet anyone?

>>954158
Thankyou for the compliment. I usually run epic, non-smut games with 'cutscenes' in them of sorts, with sexual tension in them. If I wasnt so busy I'd actually run more games. But you know, life kinda sucks like that with needing to work and spend time with the girlfriend. (which is interesting getting oral while running the game online. I dont have to use my hands for other things.)

>>954160

I do have logs, but my players might be upset if I showed them to teh intarwebs. I can type off the top of my head as much as I like though :3

I think I have a few pictures that would fit this story pretty well.

>>954208
Five gets you ten I went and pulled up the same ones.

Clearly this is fantasy erotica of caliber and taste

>>954189
I rp'ed the female end of a sexing once in a session.

>>954179
It gets fun when another player turns out to have similar kinks.
Half-Orc/Elf threeways woot.

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>>954213
Did they have sort of a mino orgy going on with a couple of girls and apparently they(the girls) had a bit of, why waste these huge dicks killing them all idea, or just said "okay screw our brains out and if you get off enough maybe we won't kill the rest of you"

the other has one chick three bigass guys who could be minos(it shows no heads) nearly buckets of semen on her and she wearing a weird cleric weeding dress deal(well the few parts she is still wearing)?

>>954208
A friend of mine commented that there are ragnarok online fanarts which this reminds her of. I happen to really like those pictures.

>>954189
There are a lot of people who like that. Don't feel bad. People have crazy pyramid head fetishes. Then there's the nurses which are everywhere. Then again, undead chicks have a certain 'ice wrapped in thick velvet' kind of feel, lacking a gag reflex(they'll swallow it all. without flinching), and having that 'ice cream blowjob' kind of attraction.

>>954225
Nah, I went for this. I know the ones you mean, though.
http://www.aerisdies.com/cats/cat2786p1.html

Y'know...I could run totally epic campaigns like this (I'm a professional writer, fer Christ's sake), but I can never find the motivation to actually write out a whole D&D campaign. It sucks. -.-

>>954228
It totally made me feel dirty though, maybe because one is a rape that clearly isn't wanted and the one with heather that had the whole "throw money at the chick you just raped and act like it's okay" deal to it.

I think I heard that it was RO. The ones I am thinking of and looking at.

>>954230
Y'know, that's the first thing I though of too when I saw this

>>954230
funny, I have that in color.

>>954205

So you just don't say anything about it? No house rules or anything?

>>954239
Ah THAT one! I have that one too as said also in color

>>954230
I want this in color. And in english. I cant read moonspeak (reward is I continue writing XD)

>>954231
Don't write the whole thing out. Wing it. Make a skeleton for your plot and just go, keeping your general purpose in mind.

>>954240
It's kinda like fight club haha. But really, we're just cautious not to offend because people can get super anal about smut on public servers. So we get a private room and password it, and have a limited access usergroup for the logs and such. There's a good chunk of house rules yeah, and I'm still developing 'sexual combat' so to speak.. I usually adapt the rules already there in DnD and do my best.

>>954259
The color version is there, but I don't think there's an English version.

>>954259
there isn't an english version! please keep writing!

>>954259

Thanks for the advice and...y'know, I've tried that, but I seem to lose interest. I'm always willing to try again, though. ...At the moment, I'm considering waiting until 4E fully releases to run a new game, though. I know I'm gonna wanna run it when it comes out, and I'd rather start a campaign in it than switch a campaign to it mid-stream.

>>954265
Odd, I've seen a few translated pages and everything. It's frustrating I havent found it yet because I am a big fan of dialogue.. call me a bit of a sensualist but I -am- writing wordy, smutty exploits here :D Sure I'll keep writing. Dont want to disappoint.

>>954268
Dont get me wrong, running that game is EXTREMELY CHALLENGING. You have to know everyone's kinks or have an idea (best idea? ask discreetly) and you also have to know what completely squicks or turns them off. It's HARD to do, -trust me-. And no matter what anyone says .. you MUST have plot, or it will turn into 'what monster will rape us this week?' and it will get dull. There are only so many 'rape' scenes a party can take before they lose interest and seek variety.

>>954272
I get you on the dialogue. It can make or break a good doujin. Thanks for continuing.

>>954272

My god, please start making Doujins or at least filling out the D&D area of adultfanfiction

The public demands recounting of awkward plant-sex!

If you feel like sharing some of your custom house rules, that would be pretty great too.

>>954259
http://rapidshare.com/files/80249581/_C70___bang_you__piropon_DL.rar.html

Now BACK TO WORK

>>954272
It' also funny that I wanted to play a paladin that was a bit like me(save the less good looking and pessamstic parts) which would include being a bit of a smartass and a slight lecher(Okay I don't DO anything but I do make comments and I am looking alot)

because everyone seems to stereotypic a paladin into a stuck up douchebag.

You cans till be good and try to follow laws for the good of all and get a few drinks with what is left of of the loot that you don't decide to give back(you did earn some of it after all).

and as a paladin you probably have a decent char score, so why not have some fun with a barmaid? It's not like you are forcing her. But if something happens you put down your drink and your wench and go smite some evil and such.

As you recoil from the relentless pounding from below, you nearly blackout and lose consciousness. Muttering a soft oath you manage to regain a little more stamina (battle inspiration feat to swift cast) and pour your heart and soul out through the repeated mini orgasms quaking through your entire body. You are unable to restrain your moans of elation, and if you were of any less conviction your eyes would roll and your tongue would loll out, lost to a slave of pleasure and desire. Your hips ripple in motion, another wave of positive energy coursing down your body into your foe, vulgar exclamations of your pleasure mortifyingly escaping your lips. Closing your eyes and muttering 'yes' 'fuck' and 'god' like a mantra, you force the beast closer to orgasm.

Visciously the minotaur continues to fight you for another round, ebbing away at your consciousness and sanity. He jettisons a couple scant ounces of fluid into your body, fooling you into thinking he has climaxed -- but it was only pre. Unfortunately your body locks up in response, clenching around him into a fantastic grand-maul seizure-esque orgasm. Your howls through the chamber are all but deafening. Your lungs burn, and your golden tresses thrash around haphazardly as your frantic motions continue in motion as an instrument would play a staccato.

Through some stroke of sheer luck, will, or a combination of both, you manage to twist in just the right way, even with the massive penalty during your orgasm to finish him off. The minotaur froths at the mouth, jerking his hips in one hip dislocating thrust, unloading a hellish amount of ejaculatory fluid straight into your womb. The hot, sticky feeling is welcome, soothing the sore aches from the beating his member did to your internal organs.

Still, you clench him like a vice, as if you were a dog's bitch and he had knotted you. Whilst he cums, you have a feeling he'll be stuck inside your uncomfortably tight womb for some time..it's as if your body did not want to let him go, beast or no.

The minotaur collapses unconscious, with you left drizzling cum between your thighs, panting against his brown, sweat soaked chest. His mammoth muscles twitch, body limp and defeated. You are left panting for several minutes in afterglow, until his penis inevitable schllk's out of your body, and a wave of the stopped cum floods out in a lewd, squelching fashion. This provides you with another miniature orgasm, mewling like a little cat in heat atop the larger creature.

>>954205

>>Online some just masturbate I figure, usually they slow down typing when doing that XD

Both Genders? Or is it mostly the guys, or what?

And have any of them admitted to fapping?

Thank you for a hell of an...interesting...story, whoever you are.
tl;dr, I came.

i got here as fast as i could and... OH YES!

>>954274
It's true. I get all drippy when some dirty words are said, or a girl admits how it feels.

>>954276
That was at least 6 hours of group RP that will be difficult to recount, especially since 4chan will be unavailable in 20 minutes for two hours. :3

>>954284

When my art improves some, and I actually practice more. I'll make dojin eventually... I -can- draw I'm just -lazy- at doing it, or lacking the time.

>>954280
*squeals* Yes master!

>>954285
Paladins are human too. They're also very apt to being dicks. And they have personality. Also, even tho it's fightan magick, the Crusader class is a nice Paladin alternative that is fun and inventive to play..and you have more alignment options easily available.

Bed now. For the love of god let this thread still be here, or archived.

>>954307
Both genders.
Yes. Admittance to fapping does occur. <3 I like it when they tell the Dungeon Master they feel good. (har) Oh DnD, you are so BDSM. Giggle.

>>954311
Good boy. Now kiss you're queen's feet. And the name is Malcanthet. :3

By the way. Blue girls are hot - I saw another thread on here of them. When my party meets the 'ol queen of the succubi in her demonic visage, she'll look a lot like Astaroth from that card game (who is supposed to be a demon goddess anyways.. I <3 blue. fav color. Those eyes are nice too. Go and rule 34 her. Sansho Baiko or something is the card game's name.)

>>954321
Not sure about everyone else in the topic, but I sure am spent. Course half of it is probably from the sedative I took an hour or so ago. But add that with an orgasm and you have some tired weakness going on.

>>954330
yup. pleasently exhausted here too.

damn, that was hot.

>>954314 Paladins are human too.
Except when they're elves. Or whatever.

Awesome thread is awesome.
Pic is lol.

Eventually you are able to stand, albeit wobbly. Your condition is considered fatigued until you get a night's rest. A blush rushes to your cheeks as you can still feel the monster's seed oozing down your legs, even more mortifying to know how often you had gotten off because of it. .. and that your juices were mingled with it.

Internally you realize that if you are pregnant.. you cannot kill the child, even if it is a monstrous bastard. The church would never forgive you, nor would your code. A feminine shudder of affection passes over your face as you look to the unconscious monster on the ground, but that is fleeting as you understand them to be just fleeting emotions. Anger burns at your cheeks in realization that it couldnt ever be a real father, since it had killed and raped adventurers in the past in it's labyrinth. You still cannot bring yourself to kill him however.. and after gathering your things, you risk your way out of the maze.. he should be unconscious for awhile longer, especially with that head wound you gave him to keep him out.

You can tell his axe is magical, as is the belt he was wearing. Quite the stash of coin as well. With luck, you'll get to wash before encountering the rest of the party, having rashly rushed ahead without them when they had balked at the challenge without preparation.

Funtime end

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And this is how you explain to your DM why your minotaur/half minotaur PC is OK. XD

>>954334
The term human is relative. Not meant to be context sensitive. Of course, I could have just said 'mortal'.

>>954339
Not as happy an end as I'd hoped for... but still, yay.

So few loving relationships in sexy D&D games, I've found... :(

>>954346
joking with you ;)

>>954339
Normally I find narrative erotica to be horrendously boring but gods be damned if I didn't stay rock hard at every sentence. You should really post some of this online and spread your gift for exceptional writing.

>>954347
It's not the end of the story, as the party encounters the minotaur later when they re-enter the maze, and the paladin ends up having to stop them from killing him, and then akwardly explain why.

I can understand not wanting to turn these logs you have into copypasta but fuck would I appreciate it if you would wikichan this stuff written out like the minotaur one.

DEAR CHRIST MOAR1

>>954339

Total win for half-minotaur backstory! XD

>>954349
*tired, hormonal, and has to pee*

>>954353
Thanks again for the praise. Feel free to archive this, if I didn't like the attention (or didn't get it XD) I woulda stopped. Maybe we can start a type of 'stat this' meme and put it into 'scenario this' if people wanna try writing and being creative. I could be convinced to do more on other days.

>>954356
Later when I get sleep. I hope this doesnt vanish because I dont know how to save it, or someone links it to wikichan (never been there? I dont visit 4chan much)

>>954360

scenario this?

Someone will wikichan it, don't worry.

It was great ^_^

>>954366

if all you want is to keep the story to read later the easiest method is go

File > Save Page As

and it will keep the page in it's current state, given that the story is over it's probably sufficient.

>>954360

Does it ever feel weird that you're making people fap?

>>954368
Looks like the name gets it across pretty well...

Thread has been nominated for archival. Will be posted after the thread dies.

>>954368
Girls and bugs? Haha funtimes. It's better when the rape spider is female though.

>>954374

No. I'm something of an exhibitionist. I also enjoy that kind of control. :3 What? Im honest.

>>954380
WOOT!

>>954398

Best thread in a long while. I salute you! Now If only i could find a game group where this kind of stuff happend, i would be a happy man

>>954735

I agree, I too wish for a Group/DM who could do this sort of thing without bursting into laughter.
But sadly those are a rarity

You rolled a 20 and scored double damage, unfortunately one hit would have done the job so you overkilled them. The extra damage is passed through the target to your fellow party member on the other side. Now they're dead as well.

Yay the thread is still here! Did someone archive all that writing yet? :3

>>955274
I'm not sure, but it's been nominated.

"You have criticaly hidden. You are so well hidden that you, yourself do not know where you are. Now you are stuck within the realm of stealth forever."