lulz

Devil's Advocate ending director's cut. Fuck yea.

Haha, nice

>>1044995
excellent. ten points to gryffindor.

This might just be me, but i think that a lifetime of celibate masturbation might be preferrable to bloody self-castration.

>>1045018

I think he just wanted to make sure. And to prove to everyone that he IS a bad enough dude.

So the BBEG never went back in time, so he never stabbed the balls, so the BBEG went back in time...

Time travel games are retarded.

>>1045018
And thus why time travel never works. I mean the player could say "I never have sex again", then what? The entire damn plot Never Happened?

(I was torn between this and Keine)

>>1045018
that's for pussies

>>1045027
>>1045026

Yeah, I actually wound up ending the campaign right there.

"Well, fuck. You created a time paradox.

I think there's a moral in this somewhere."

>>1045023

I'm not sure, but i think this might be irony.

Chronophile-fag here, theoretically, time would split once more into several dimensions as it always does. There'd be an infinite number of universes where he both sterilized himself, did not sterilize himself, caught only one ball with the knife, rolled a 1 followed by a crit and did indeed kill his grandson.

No pime taradox, only several universes being fucked with.

>>1045513
NOW HE MUST TRAVEL INTO A MILLION UNIVERSES AND CONTINUE STABBING NUTS. HE SHALL BE KNOWN AS "THE CASTRATOR", AND BECOME THE BANE OF NUTS EVERYWHERE, MOST ESPECIALLY HIS OWN.

>time would split once more into several dimensions as it always does
yep

>>1044995

O_O

Woah! That dude is BAD!

OP here.

Whoever archived this, I love you. I've now officially completed my one goal in 4chan, to be the OP of an archive thread.

Now, to celebrate, I'm going to stab the fuck out of my balls.

*Salute*

Preserved for future generations

While he did contribute to significant frag in the location, the player did so to stop a dangerous Narcissit with delusions of grandeur. In doing so, he has served the Continuum as best he could. The Midwives in particular are impressed by the methodology employed.
Would he like to come to the dance?

>>1044995
Clone.

I think I read somewhere that if you get rid of your testicles but not Mr. Trouser Snake himself, you'd still be able to have/enjoy sex, and was one of the ways ancient 'eunuchs' managed to get themselves some. Is this true, /tg/? 'COs if it is, then OP's player might not have had such a bad deal after all.

Still a badass though

>>1046400
Unfortunately, no. Your testes produce testosterone, which is key to a man's sex drive. Without your balls, you simply don't want to have sex as much. You certainly can still get it up physically, but you might find yourself having trouble mentally.

As a DM, you could have ruled that later on a near-identical BBEG comes from the future doing the same thing, as he had been pushed out of the spotlight and potential by the first BBEG.

The next plot could be to figure out who the hell is THAT guy's great-great grandson and castrate him.

>>1046417
Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Man, what DOESN'T /tg/ know?

>>1046427
What it feels like to touch a girl ;_;

>>1046428
Or a guy ;_;

That is fuckin' badass.
I can think of a few loopholes to roll around, but frankly I'd let the player keep that win.

>>1046434
...we have no arms.

It would be even funnier if after the guy cut his balls off the BBEG said "lol just kidding."

ok, that's the kind of shit my group pulls. my hat is off to that player, and all those who an hero in the name of winning.

>>1046446
No, that's just you, Abaddon.

>>1046452


Oh man I lol'd

>>1044995
Epic tale.
>>1045532
Epic continuation.
>>1046332
Epic knowledge of a little known game.

Was this a DnD game? Because I think Regeneration would take care of that.

>>1046495
Er, I mean the spell "Regenerate."

>>1045532
In other words, he basically becomes Jet Li's character from The One, with the bonus addition of being a eunuch?

>>1046500
Except in his case, he'd be The None, amirite?

...

Come on, I think I saw you crack a smile!

>>1046417
If he only hit the Vas Deferens, his balls could be intact while no sperm would ever reach the p0n0s.

But this guy seems like he doesn't have any lacking of testosterone.

>>1045532
Its like The One only better!