You're late.

Zombie sharks! Fuck yeah! But...

Do they have fricking lasers on their fricking heads?

I saw your post in the other thread and got all excited but then you deleted it and I was scared but I'm happy again.

*Settles in*

How do zombie sharks fly?

>>1098326
A wizard... err... lich did it.

>>1098328
Lichs are just dead wizards aren't they? Also, where have I heard "Up in this motherfucker" before?

Hooray!

>>1098347
Last thread, spoken by Skeletor, Drew's idol.

>>1098347
They could technically be clerics, sorcerers, or any powerful spellcaster. Wizards are simply the most common because their kind is the type to go poking through ancient libraries to find the secrets of achieving lichdom.

>>1098288
>>1098305

Could it be? No. . .

(WTF happened to the post in the other thread?)

Dear /b/,

Fucking bitch left me last night. Whore.

Anyways, my /b/ruthas, the AIM is G0t1ck1tten84. Get to it.

Lily livered bag of bones! He got the cover story!

>>1098380

Van Beur is making a Blackguard clean his fortress?

Words escape me at the moment.

Jawohl!

>>1098402

*sniff* Our little lich is growing up...it seems like just yesterday he was still learning to push old ladies down the stairs.

>>1098409
;_; So sexy...

I like where this is heading...please continue

>>1098402
"HOLY FUCK"

i lol'd

>>1098399
How does lich know what camera is

Drew! Drew! So now that you've ravaged an entire country with your flying undead sharks, what next?

>>1098459
When a fellow is down and out, you can be amazed at what you can find down at your local transplanar multi-forum.

Give the guy some credit, he had to buy it in between posting pictures of Orcus's distended anus to the Elysium Picnic and Puppies forum. The man has a busy schedule.

I need my sleep now (lol eurofag), but if this thread aint here when I wake up im gonna kill someone

>>1098399
-4 STR

DREW FUCK YEAH

>>1098512

I'm reminded of that paladin from the yesterday...

>>1098512

Where did he get that crown?

>>1098533
Burger King.

no porn, not worth existing.

>>1098501
I know. 14 str is hard to draw properly.

Just as planned, now to get those blueprints to Drew.

>>1098549

...You know...that ribbon...is insanely cute.

>>1098541

Drew is made of legendary amounts of awsome.

Still waiting patiently for Drew to fuck VanBruer over.

Man, flashbacks are for faggots!

>>1098611
dang man the aquarium staff are probably after you

>>1098611

;_; It seems Drew finally got his original wish. Lawful Good Adventurers...

>>1098549
Drew's gonna be in big trouble when she finds out that he showed his nerd buddies pictures of her showering.

You know, 4cham made me gay for Bridget, but now...now I think I found the force to make me strait again. Blackguards with bows, that has to be new territory for this place.

Why is Kiara in blue?

>>1098664

Different view points.

Drew sees everything as black and white, because he's neutral.

Kiara sees everything in shades of. . .blue. . .because everything is too good?

>>1098684
OIC

>>1098684

Contraversley, Paladins see everything except for other Paladins of the same order as red, because everything is too evil for their standards.

*PAYING

ATTENTION*

KEEP IT COMING!!!

>>1098783
OH SHI- Paladin of Aquarium!

It was not by my hand that I was once again given--

You know what?

How old are you 3, like 14?

I should just negative energy ray all of you.

>>1098802

DO EET!

>>1098783
does every fucking organization now have their own paladins?

>>1098802
Aw, but they're adorable.

Lich with a jaunty crown.

Blue Paladins.

this all sounds so very familiar.......

>>1098835
you arn't suggesting....?

>>1098835

It does..?

>>1098858

Yes. It does.

>>1098866
>>1098858
>>1098852
>>1098835

>>1098888
>>1098866
>>1098858
>>1098852
>>1098835


Hm?

I'm done here. I have something important to do.

Go kill some of my zombie sharks before they eat more people, or something.

PS: Your parents are probably dead since you decided to come here instead of defend them.

Congratulations.

>>1098914
ah Drew, ;_; you're finally seeing the evil route. I'm proud of you

I missed part of previous Drew, was it saved? ;_;

Ah, its excellent to be back.

>>1098968

It's not archived

>>1099000
Yes it is.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1092796/

ITT: this is the best drawfag /tg/ has had since the bloomfaggotry. That was some shitty writing but had some good drawfaggotry.

*sigh*
You're the only one that understands me, Skeletor.

Drewwwwww~

I FUCKING LOVE DREW

I wonder what Drew did to those paladins...

>>1099127
Made a mean face? Showed them his bone?

>>1098914

You know, I first read this and went "Cool. Evil."

Then I went to shower and thought about it. Then I realized just how god damn smooth that was. It could've been so many things. It could've been your generic evil line.

But no. Drew just casually dropped in the fact that sharks just ate their parents.

Fucking...awesome.

>>1099127

Undead-Areal-Great-Whites ate their parents, dude.

>>1099033

Baaaawwww it's down

In b4 Drew gets emasculated by his female companion.

>>1099187
... have you even been following the story? She's the most supportive lackey one could ever hope for in such an evil... err... well... blackguard. Which is to say, yeah, she broke his heart and drove him over the edge by signing up with his most hated rival--but it's likely she planned the entire thing to make sure Drew BECAME evil instead of staying an incompetent neutral lich.

Probably, anyway!

>>1099207
Yes, but Drew decided to share photos of her showering. That can't go over well.

>>1099213

...FUCK.

I wanted to see what Drew time was like in action.

>>1099213
HA

>>1099222
And even worse when she apparently confused a potion of Bull's Strength for the shampoo.

>>1099213
animaaaaaate

keep posting, need moar drew!

>>1099233
>potion of Bull's Strength
She's a Blackguard. She don't need no steenkin' potions.

She comes EQUIPPED with +4 to her STR.

>>1099257
Drawfag here that did >>1098399

Yeah uh. I was worried about shitting all over the OP's standard design by increasing the Urggh BY OVER 9000. Then I realized I could have furried, preggored, or fattied her up instead like some choice deviantartists and didn't feel so bad.

tl;dr, uh, should I finish up the second one in the series?

>>1099281
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Its unlike him to go anywhere around snack time. . .

Kiara Blackfist is the second cutest blackguard I've ever seen.

>>1099320
And then who's the first?

~~TO BE CONTINUED TOMMORROW AT 3:00PM PACIFIC, THE CONCLUSION TO DREW THE LICH 1~~

I'm gonna stick around to draw fun stuff with you guys, d'awww. The other drawfag's getting kinda tired, though. We'll wrap this up tomorrow... and heck, if you guys like it enough, maybe we'll do another thing with Drew the Lich.

>>1099281
/tg/ loves its hard-bodied amazons. Why would you worry?

>>1099335
I love you.

>>1099326

>>1099335
Drew's getting the hang of evil.

>>1099335
You've got another drawfag helping you? I assumed you were just switching color/style.

>>1099343
Rozen Maiden meets Soul Calibur.

>>1099335
kind of disappointing
6/10

>>1099364

Yup! Well, it didn't start out that way. At first I just started the thread and she replied a few times, then we started working together. Blue is the other drawfag, obviously.

She took more time on her art than I did, though, since I just drew doodley to get this done in a timely fashion. Thus the difference in quality.

This is beautiful. Wonderful. Stupendous.

It's the kind of thing I aspire to, if only I had a more efficient artisitc output.

I need one of them newfangled draw-tabblers.

>>1099356
About damn time. The heartbreak is obviously the motivating force. I mean, what kind of bitch leaves someone the week after they take them down to spring break down in Baator? The +3 Bikini of Questionable Support alone cost poor Drew most of his trust fund.

>>1099392
Nice shorts, Drew.

Drawfag #2 here, BONUS ART! Maybe something more pornish before I stop for tonight.

>>1099408
It was either that or the ones with the little kobolds all over them.

Two win threads so far.

Drew and Kiara need their own webcomic, so all fa/tg/uys can enjoy. Then devianTARTS will furry them.

>>1099429
YES, YOU DUMB STUPID FAGGOT. THATS THE WHOLE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS FUCKING FAIL THREAD. PORN, YOU DUMB SONUVABITCH.

Awesome...I eagerly await tomorrow.

>>1099429
Suggestion: It somehow involves the second half of her last name.

>>1099444
Way to go, Anon.

>>1099438

How do you furry a skeleton?

>>1099444

Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm here because Drew is lulzworthy.

>>1099470

Same.

While this thread wasn't as WIN as last night's, it did have its highlights. Wrap up some of the loose ends and we could have an epic series that could quake 4chan to its core...

Drawfags, are you up to the harsh requirements of this epic calling?! ARE YOU!!!!!?

>>1099444

0/10

go to bed you can't stay up every night Darks

>>1099468
It's a wolf skeleton.

With a penis bone. Somehow.

>>1099477

Woah, stop right there man.

Epic speaks for itself. You don't call something epic, that's just forcing it.

You can't call something epic. You feel it.

>>1099470
Same.

>>1099468

>>1099503
DAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU ANONNNN.

So uh. Same muscledrawfag. I'm blanking on ideas. Needing suggestions. +4str not necessarily required. (I need to try something else.)

>>1099503
Fuck, beaten.

>>1099514
Kiara armwrestling (and apparently winning against) a paladin who is sweating heavily because they're, like, armwrestling with these extremely venemous scorpions on the table.

She should look smug.

>>1099487
That's easy enough
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Well, I thought it was more terrifying than an owlbear...

>>1099488
Oh, and it was felt yesterday. There were two drawfags working in tandum yesterday and what they produced was greatness (falling short of epic). Now given great demand they produced something less of what they had given earlier. This is normal, as random cooperation is not the norm. Perhaps too much was expected. I will agree. But now these two drawfags have a chance, a chance I sure hope they don't squander...

/serious_face

>>1099537
Bet that went over really well at the Annual Badguy Convention, Drew.

sage for faggots playing pretend instead of drawing porn which is why we tolerate them.

>>1099551
Pardon me if I'm wrong, but isn't playing pretend what the entire point of this board is?

>>1099556
Not for /b/tards that spill over here on occassion, apparently.

>>1099525
I googled for ref and this turned up.

Pic related?

I won't let DA do it first.

Wha..drew..what is that thing? -flash- GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>1099568
Now where's our preggo scat?

>>1099561
I wasn't really thinking she should be tongue-kissing the paladin, no.

The bit with the scorpions is what you see in a bunch of movies where two big guys always have to prove just how much testosterone they have by armwrestling over two pissed off, venomous bugs.

Or something.

I just thought it'd be funny to see her beating this bulky, clean-cut hero-type at what is generally considered a "bargame" for scumbags and biker gangs.

>>1099556
/tg/ hates roleplay. Watch when they start a 40kpuppets thread.

Also, MORE PORN.

>>1099572
No more.

This pleases me GREATLY! I laughed, I BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW'ed.... can't wait until tomorrow.

>>1099571
One wonders how many times Drew has tried this.

>>1099581

I didn't want this so much as to see whether it would actually happen.

Sort of like daring your drunk buddy to hit his dick with a hammer.

>>1099537
Nice tail.

>>1099575
That works. Now the question is what sort of disrepetuable types are watching/cheering in the background?

I may miss tommorow's since it's D&D night, but next time after that there's a drew thread I'll get it out.

Why hasn't this been archived yet?

MORE PORN

>>1099603
Look, I'm archiving as fast as i can. It takes a while.

nobody cares about D&D, drawfag.

>>1099626
I sincerely apologize for this man's existence on the behalf of everyone who's plays 40k.

>>1099626
Oh boy.

>>1099626
Pay no heed. It's just the sagefag making his nightly rounds.

>>1099626

2/10, try harder

Going to bed guys. Hopefully we can give you a good show tomorrow!

Until then, porn.

>>1099692
Always a good way to end the night.

you two should consider doing this up as a comic, posting it and linking here so we can enjoy the Drew/Kiara goodness.

>>1099692
needs moar penetration

in b4 faptau

THIEF!

Not like the next up-and-coming evil being is going to miss twelve pieces of parchment.

>>1099931
Such a harsh term.

>>1099938

You is stealing, I saw it!

>>1099947
Only parchment!

>>1099949

Is there anything on it?

>>1099962
I hope not, the person I was getting them for wanted blank sheets...

>>1098288

Holy shit, WHAT. Was their an earlier Drew thread today? The last one I saw ended with Kiara or whatever her name is leaving and Drew sulking in the dark. WHERE DID THESE THINGS COME FROM?!

>>1100040
...From here.

>>1099947

DATS CALLED LOOTIN, YA GIT

>>1099923
>>1099925
>>1099935
>>1099975

Is this the same drawfag what made the Mink doodles last night?

>>1100101
Why do you ask~?

>>1100109

he wants more mink ass

>>1100097

No, I mean I caught the thread yesterday. Is this the promised 4:00pm pacific time continuation, or did I miss something?

Because that's a pretty great comeback.

>>1100109

Because it was an amusing thread in an otherwise fail day.

>>1100118

Who doesn't want more Mink ass? She could sing about my omelet to the tune of Beethoven's 5th any time she wants, if you know what I mean.

>>1100136

i don't

i could sure go for some mink boobs though

>>1100136
Well, you're correct good sir or madam. <:3c

>>1100138

Mink does have nice boobs.

>>1100145

Are we going to see some more awesome drawfaggotry tonight?

>>1100158
I'd want to move it elsewhere, don't want to muck up perfectly good Drew and Kiara.

>>1100178

Well, yeah. It'd be kind of messed up to hijack a perfectly good thread.

>>1100186
8V

>>1100191

How does ducks know what glasses is?