The entire PDF

Scan it all

WHOA THOSE ARE SOME BIG LEGS

Scan any and all parts to do with female masturbation or cunnilingus.

I want to see how badly these nerds cocked it up.

P.S: Post some of the worst drawings.

Let's get this over with. Coccoon of Filth: You shit on yourself and it turns into armor.

What the FUCK.

Do you think that, like, even actual coprophiles would get hot over that? It seems to me that anyone who wouldn't find it disgusting would still find it ridiculous.

This is on fucking page 15 of 177, and I hate these guys with a passion already.

>>1178192
Post the picture. We can take it.

>>1178192
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1178192
I think I want to thank you for not including the picture. The MENTAL picture is too much.

>>1178192
I find it AWESOME because it's so ridiculous. I am stealing it for use in a D&D campaign by an NPC priest of some Nurgle ripoff.

>>1178192
My curiosity is clawing at me. Show me.

>>1178192

My my! This book seems to offer great ideas for an excellent a/d/venture!

PDF pls

>>1178205
Thats a new one.

Godamn.

>>1178212
Seriosly I would so sabotage your campaign if I was one of your players.

>>1178178

Hmm. This doesn't fucking bode well.

Quote Fox Mulder X-files.
That my geeky-ness done for today
>>What is this this and how can I get it off my hand without betraying my cool and collected exterior?

>>1178218
But I would win, because your character would be completely covered in shit. I'd force you to roll Fort saves to not vomit from sheer disgust.

Someone rapidshare this shit. If it's as good as FATAL I need my hands on it.

POST THE PDF DAMN YOU!!!

>>1178228
Auto-..whats the disease you get from getting shit in your mouth?

Because whether you like it or not your absorbing some of that back via your skin.

Godamnit that is so fucking gross I fucking hate japan.

Say what you will, this seems too over the top to be anything but win.

>>1178238
What's Japan have to do with this?

>>1178238

don't blame japan, blame the weeaboos

Spreader of Filth
Prerequisites: Coccoon of Filth, dotted r in your character's name. Thrice per day (more often if you've had a suitable meal - see table on page 43), you may soil your hands as a full-round action (see full-page image on facing page). Anything you make using your hands will be imbued with a mystical stench, repellent to anyone not posessing an equivalent level of stench, immunity to nausea, or innate coprophilia.

Also... how the FUCK didn't we notice this in the preview?

And, while I'm snarking at Black Tokyo: There are two types of people who would come up with a name like 'Scorched Urth'. One type can't spell. The other type...

(Also: Dear Dumbasses, the point of a PDF is to use high-quality presentation. MOST people consider it a bad idea to have text overlap tables.)

>>1178192
I'm not sure I'm actually against shit armor. I mean, it's not good if it sets the tone for the entire game, but I see no reason that a setting shouldn't HAVE shit armor as a viable ability.

>>1178245
>>1178247
Weaboos it is.

Sorry, I jumped to the conclusion that Japan was the root of this, as is their tendency, lol.

>>1178255
Try Germany, dumbass.

Come on.
Give me it. That shit shield was a delicious taste. I read Atlas Shrugged. I read the FATAL rulebook. It was FATAL that started it. They were all you can't get through this book man it's too much but I destroyed it. I can take black tokyo. I can bend it over my knee and decapitate it. Give me the PDF, man. I'm psyched for it.

>>1178228
Hell at this point, I would be forcing myself to roll fort saves not you.

>>1178253

INNATE COPROPHILIA VS ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE.

WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE

Try cunillingus.

>dotted r in your character's name

WEEABOOS!

>Godamnit that is so fucking gross I fucking hate japan.

OP here, shut your fucking mouth.

I've read a ton of Japanese hentai and, sure, there's fucked up things and coprophilia. Yes, I'm as disgusted as you are by it. But I've never seen any of the shit these mongoloids have come up with in this fucking book. None of this train wreck is authentically Japanese, and it was written by some educationally subnormal gun nuts from Viginia or somewhere who watched Wicked City and heard somewhere that japs are all perverts who grope women on trains.

>>1178307

Okay, no hits for cunillingus, cunnilinguist, cunnillioudfshodjk or even 'cuni'. One hit each for 'oral' and 'cunt'. That's right, 177 page ebook on sex and they mention 'oral' once.

Anyway, here's what I've found.

I'm looking forward to seeing how this compares to FATAL. Horribly bad RPGs are awesomely funny.

MY ANGER

IT IS BEYOND SUPER SONIC!!

>>1178339
So he is weewabo for correcting someone? And for...*gasp*being disgusted by /d/?

>>1178344
Clearly oral is too tame.

In after ignorant white people who think pornographic works are representative of a foreign culture.

>>1178354
Oh I am from Brazil. Let´s not get started about how much do people think I have boner for feces because they think that all our porn is SWAP.api.

Classy.

>>1178369
Oh no. Oh no. Don´t tell me you have to put they...Oh no man. That shit is hardcore.

>>1178369
My God, I lol'd. Hard.

Why would you even want to play this game?

>>1178359
I've never accidentally stumbled upon Brazilian scat porn. Brazilian trannies and bestial porn, on the other hand...

MOAR

>>1178369
I NEED a torrent of this book.

>>1178380
Bestial? Wow I´m from Brazil and I never ever saw anything like that.

Trannies on the other hand...Ugh. Maybe we should get blamed for that. Er...Sorry?

Sorry, I just can't see how an eroRPG can be GOOD and not...just...horrible.

I think there's a reason all eroRPGs currently in print are god-forsakenly bad.

>>1178369
Can you post the original art in /d/ or /r/?

>Prerequisite: Vaginal Prison
/r/

>>1178369

>>1178387
I actually knew this guy who homebrewed a EroTabletop game using the same rules as Warhammer fantasy.

>>1178395

AIDS ABOUNDED AMIRITE

>>1178386
Ehh don't be sorry. I have a thing for trannies that long predates my being exposed to Bridget.

Damn. Just damn.

Who would play this?! Hell, Rapture Academy was better than this*!

*I still stand by my idea that I should be able to play a trap in that game.

I dare say this is worse than FATAL.

>>1178369
shit armor is hilariously ridiculous

this is... just plain wrong

>>1178416
Until I see more conclusive evidence, I have to say that FATAL still tops this. This is gross, but FATAL's gross *and* juvenile *and* racist *and* misogynistic.

your a fuckig idiot for bying it

Disgusting... but.

I'm running an Eberron campaign and I want to really play up the idea of Daelkyr as reeaaally disgusting creatures that pervert flesh and shape it to their twisted whims. Angelic looking creatures who attach pulsating, slimy, chitinous monstrosities to their bodies. Geiger-esque kind of horrors.

So this book might be relevant to my interests... if there's anything more like >>1178369

>racist

>your a fuckig idiot for bying it

I like to think of it as 'taking one for the team'.

>>1178444
lulz.

>>1178444
I facepalmed.

>>1178458
You deserve a round of applause for biting this bullet.

>>1178444
Best way to brand slaves EVER.

>>1178444

Aside from the painfully limiting "race" limitations, I actually like this ability. Very disturbing and interesting.

>>1178444
That doesn't touch FATAL.

"Armor of Jewy Jewbacca: Whosoever dons this armor will acquire a nose twice the size and a manhood half the size. Further, the wearer will become extremely greedy and fight to the death for one silver piece. Finally, the wearer acquires 2 inches of hair all over their body, resulting in halving their Facial Charisma and Bodily Attractiveness. While hairy, the wearer must bathe every 1d6 hours or smell foul. The armor may be removed at any time and the wearer will return to normal."

>>1178472
D&D; Blood Magus PrC has an ability just like this, with the benefit of not being buried in Epic Fail: The Sourcebook.

>>1178473

That can't be fucking real.

I don't recall anything in the Rapture Academy rules that would prevent playing a trap, though I also don't recall any specific notes for trap characters.

Mars and Jupiter seem disinclined to appreciate traps (as housemembers); Saturn and Pluto could accept them, and if you can pass well enough for Girl or Futa you can get into a girls' house by subterfuge. And I could easily see Daedalus girls giggling in amusement at a trap they knew about...

>>1178479

I was gonna say that it reminds me of the Blood Magus ability.

>>1178473
Wait... that's actually in fatal?
because if it were witty, i might let the blatant racism slide.
but it's as if an angsty 14 year old came up with it.

Come on, give me Vaginal Prison

>>1178472
It's just bloodwalk, but the person used dies

>>1178265

I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. My eyes have started veering away from the screen of their own accord when I try to read. I quit.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=27ONQQIK

Here, CDisplay/rar format. Do not download this. Seriously, I'm telling you this as a friend. Just forget about it and curl up in front of the fire with a glass of wine and something mindlessly benign like a Redwall book.

If you won't listen to me... Enjoy your AIDS. I mean that literally and sincerely.

>>1178488
Newfag expecting redeeming qualities about FATAL.

>>1178483
http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

>>1178508
Well I've been here since before /tg/'s creation, so I've heard a bit about FATAL (anal circumference,etc), but never bothered to actually look into it.
I'm glad I haven't.

>>1178488
>angsty

This word doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>1178520
see
>>1178510
That tells you all you really need to know about FATAL.

>>1178521
I know what angsty meant, I suppose i was looking more for..social retarded, /b/tard, virgin neckbeard in training, etc.

>>1178505
I'll say thanks for posting the pdf now, because I don't think I'll want to say so later.

>>1178505
I took on FATAL. I can take this. There's no way it's worse than FATAL. FATAL was like.. there were some moments when I thought it had me. Like that 50% of all men are rapists bit. I thought I was gonna go mad and my friends would find me a week later with dice glued to my naked body by semen, jacking off furiously to pictures of Hitler, hooting about jews and black people. The police wouldn't even say anything before they opened fire.

>>1178539
seconded.

>>1178539
Scans, not PDF, sorry.

The "art" in this is like a hell you cannot escape.

>>1178479
>>1178487
>>1178493

This ability is useable multiple times per day, has a limited range, does less damage, and deals less damage. Also, it only requires the user to be ECL 5, while Blood Magus requires them to be able to enter the PrC and make it to the end. At least ECL 18+.

Similar in a conceptual sense, yeah. In a revolting and shitty book, yeah.

>>1178531
It's people like you who have destroyed the words emo, furry, troll, homosexual, and various others that I cannot currently recall.

>>1178563
You forgot weeaboo.

>>1178558
I demand to see this art but I do not wish to download the scans.

>>1178549

This made me fucking hoot with laughter. That was worth the price of the game right there.

>>1178563
>>1178565
serious business.
also, fuck you I just got off of work; I'm tired.

Here's the shit armor for everyone who wanted to see it.

>>1178568

you were fucking warned

I've browsed the entirety of jj.am's horrors, and read all of FATAL. TWICE.

Bring it on. :|

>>1178586
>>1178588

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1178530

I find the nerdrage on that page pretty fucking hilarious.

Who takes FATAL seriously anyway?

>>1178586
>>1178588

Hive mi... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

My eyes, the goggles do nothing!!!

>>1178586
>>1178588
*SPITTAKE*

Phallic Spear Technique (Su)

A hateful thought, and your penis bursts through your clothes, your very masculinity transformed into a dangerous edged weapon. You are an arcane practitioner of Hentai no Judo, a demonic martial art that emphasizes terrible physical transformation and extreme of sexual violence.

>>1178586
Art is not disgusting, is just...Bizarre.

>>1178595
The guys who wrote it.

>>1178586
>>1178588

Reading this, choking down bile, running the best fucking Unknown Armies game ever.

>>1178612
No, it's pretty disgusting too.

>>1178568
It's not so much the art itself as it is the context. Clearly, some amount of work went into this stupid book and yet, everything about it seems to be terrible. The worst is that it doesn't seem to be ironic or satirical or anything like that, though I haven't read much.

http://www.skortchedurfstudios.com/

man, what the fuck.

>>1178607
Me too, Anon. Me too. That's mouthful of Coke that will forever go unswallowed....

Also, terrible art is both terrible and easily surpassable by DeviantArt.

>>1178614

No, I'm convinced it's all one big troll.

"0995 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, +1 to Drive.
0996 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, -1 to Drive.
0997 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, +1 CA.
0998 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA.
0999 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target enjoys it thoroughly.
1000 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target becomes a loyal henchman.
1001 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target bites caster’s cock, 2d4 dmg.
1002 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target laughs like madman and runs off."

I opened up the file raring to go.

Now I don't know how I feel. :[

>>1178615

The Unbirth page, uncensored

Regardless of how shitty the content is...it's obvious how little work went into this thing...I mean...goddamn.

>>1178631

Okay, where's that picture with the guy with a dick for a forearm and he's like AWESOME

>>1178646

>>1178586
>>1178588
Meh, these pictures may speak a thousand words each, but they're still not as bad as FATAL.

>>1178621
Best/woest Pornomancer splinter group ever?

>>1178646
OKAY I TAKE BACK MY STATEMENT

The worst part isn't even the content of the pictures, it's just how objectively HORRIBLE almost all of them are.

>>1178646
WHY

best picture in the entire fucking book

Vaginal Prison!!

>>1178677
Flow witch? Good fucking lord.

Oh....

Oh god...

If this was just a FATAL level "LOL SHIT AND BLOOD" book I would download it but this art is horrid, not because of what it depects, but because it's like that autistic weaboo kid in high school art who thought he could perfectly recreate the Japanese scroll art stuff was the head artist of this book.

Oh god why, is this revenge for the nuking?!

>>1178689
Does that gun shoot dongs?

Finally, one person in the artwork who really knows how the reader feels

"Rapist's Camaraderie: While within 60 ft of any sentient male creature who has raped or injured a sentient woman within the last 24 hours, you receive a +1 bonus on melee attack rolls, grapple checks, and unarmed damage rolls against women."

Anyone wants to explain why the cover art is so good when the rest of the book looks so bad?

What is this shrill keening noise flowing unbidden from my lips?

Why does it not cease?

>>1178686
HE'S A FURRY, GET HIM

>>1178709

It defies comprehension.

It's reached a point where the quality of the art is more viscerally offensive than everything else in the book. And the fucking writing can't even maintain cohesion.

>>1178709
Different artists for interior and cover art is pretty much industry standard. Especially for niche books like this.

See also: Unknown Armies, The Last Exodus.

>>1178634
semen on feet does not make spiderclimb

>>1178718
Don't you dare compare UA and this crime against humanity.

I...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I'd post more 'art,'but like I said. Most of it isn't even notably awful, it just reeks of such utter fail that I can not fathom someone charging for anything which even contained it as a placeholder at one point.

>>1178724
In a purely artistic sense, you understand. The cover art for UA is gorgeous, and so's some of the interior art (though Second Edition and the German version are a huge step forward), but the rest of the interior art is really half-assed pencilwork. It might not have dickhands, but it isn't very good.

Also, as I've been trying to say throughout this flood of OH GAD EW, you could probably rip off some of these ideas and make them good, or at least properly terrifying, like the jerkoff fetus jar in FATAL.

tl;dr Indie publishers tend to have poo interior art and there's something alvageable from even the worst trainwreck.

Dear Rapture Academy developer(s)/playtesters:

THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT FUCKING MAKE PORN RPGS.

>>1178686
DANGEROUSLY FURRY HOLY SHIT LET´S GET OUT OF HERE GUYS

>>1178717
Is she...sodomizing herself..with hair??
Also, second request for vaginal prison

>>1178686
Does it have...mange or something? Yechh

WWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1178758

Also note wombscraper in the lower right. classy.

>>1178769

Have the rest of wombscraper, and a pastel anal prolapse

FINALLY someone does a d20 version of Freak Legion.

I was beginning to lose hope.

>>1178779

I'm morbidly curious what that yellow stuff is.

>>1178791

For the first time in my life, I am not curious about anything.

I'm curious why Anon has a copy of this PDF and hasn't circulated it on the internets yet.

>>1178791
Piss.

this doesn't deserve circulation.

what it has at the moment is a megaupload of image versions of all of the pages.

>>1178801

If it's piss then why is it's origin from either near her vaginal canal or anus?

>>1178802

Are they at least high res copies of the pages?

my god what were they thinking

>>1178816

Hell no.

That should be visible from the topic.

Fuuuck. I can't eat my slice of pizza anymore. Its not nausea, just a feeling of wrongness as I read this stuff. This book is screwing with my head.

>>1178801
GET OUT BART

>>1178807
If you think hard enough, you can come up with your own explanation for this but I don't think you want to.

>>1178807
Arcane piss.

>>1178821

Ahh. I just figured it was some Anon taking shitty screens of his copy.

Oh well. I was considering taking the time to put the pages into a pdf.

>>1178192

This is an abomination even unto D20. He capitalizes FORT, writes "Damage Resistance" instead of "Damage Reduction", and apparently thinks D20 Modern is a fine basis for an RPG.

He also writes about "water based damage", which doesn't exist in D20 unless there's a feat in this book that lets you deal 4d6 damage once per day with your piss, which I suspect there is. Are you sure this isn't FATAL D20?

BOMB JAPAN

>>1178852
>>BOMB AMERICA


SERIOSLY GUYS THIS GUY IS DOOMING YOU ALL

>>1178852
/sigh

BOMB JAPAN AND SELECTED TARGETED CONCENTRATIONS OF DEFENSIVE WEEABOOS

This is a great thread.

All this is is a collection of fetishes this guy was presumably paid for.

Christ. What a winner.

I still don't understand what some of you fags want from a sex-oriented RPG. As if it could be anything but disgusting and repulsive.

>>1178827
Thank you for this post, anon =(

>>1178904
He wrote his ungodly fetishes up in game form, got them published, and got paid for them. He literally got paid real actual people money - The OP's actual people money, in fact - to beat off. This guy rules.

>>1178909

I think it's more that we don't want them because they're universally horrible. However, this one is particularly bad, thus warranting our attention.

>>1178909
Some of this stuff is beyond /d/ level material. Specifically blood-squirting nipples and shit armor.

Dear god in heaven..... this is the most horrid thing I have ever seen.

Burn the book, bury the ashes, and salt the earth.

Where's the picture of the Tarrasque/Gamera with a 200 foot long prehensile eyeballed penis weapon?

While we're on the topic, anyone know of an archive containing the Black Tokyo 'Scooby Doo' thread from a few days back?

>>1178852
i took this picture for this thread and god damn it i'm gonna post it

It doesn't get a picture.

>>1178939
I CALL BULLSHIT.

Fuck's sake, how does crapping on yourself get a pic but that doesn't?

>>1178938
What the hell is that? Too much bloom. Its like playing Halo 3, without the fun.

>>1178932
what about FATAL?

>>1178937
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1170365/

ITT LET'S ALL POST DOWNLOAD LINKS TO EROTIC RPGs

>>1178952
Fatal didn't have this kind of creativity behind it. Fatal was merely LOLRAPE. This is LOLVAGINAPRISONSHITARMOURPROLAPSEDICKHANDSMAGICFACIAL. This is some inspired shit.

Plus, it's d20 compatible, so it automatically gets +50 to Being Shitty.

>>1178951
Supreme Commander, right as a nuke goes off.

>>1178963
Here's the thing though, you read FATAL and you can tell the creator REALLY believed in that shit. Like he had all the best intentions and just somehow failed miserably.

This is just the BoEF with a light basting of WEEABOO.

That wasn't as bad as FATAL
It was off to a rough start with those feats, but after that it dropped in to a fairly predictable routine of "boring weeaboo shit with the occasional really fucking weird thing". FATAL was like.. Some horrible abuse of the english language, then something horrifically sexist or blatantly racist, then a page long chart involving rolls like ((7d100/3.8)-5)X8, then on to some namedropping of incredibly out-dated classical or medieval science. These things repeat themselves, with no clear pattern, for the whole book. Each turn of the page offers some unexpected and terrible horror.
Why am I so fascinated by FATAL. Why is such an unthinkably terrible thing such an important part of my life?

I may not fap again for days thanks to this shit. I hate you 4chan, I fucking hate you.

>>1179086
I..
I take back this post. I think i jsut
I think I was in shock. But it just hit me. The sheer TERRIBAD of it just hit me in the face like a wrecking ball made entirely out of hairy asses. I think I need to lie down for a while.

I pity all the poor, poor fuckers who get this because the cover picture is so sexy.

I'll never be able to eat again. This is fucking gross, and I'm a /d/eviant.

OO OO! POST THE DICK TURTLE! THe one who's a Terasque with the 320 foot dong!

>>1179137

At the FLGS:

"Oh, what's this? A hentai themed erotic RPG? This'll be good!"

In the basement:

"... Coccoon of Filth? Wasn't that a band- OH MY GOD."

>>1178344

Holy shit, womanly ambrosia = Heroes' Feast.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/heroesFeast.htm

>>1179137
Pity more those who buy it because of the font.

>>1178960
http://rapidshare.com/files/92276205/Backy.rtf.html

Enjoy!

>>1179557
What is this?

This reads like someone is reading too much Clive Barker, not watching too much hentai anime.

The man has a serious filth fetish.

>>1179611
A surprise!

So honestly, what kind of people would get together and play this. I'd imagine the fattest greasiest mouth breathing weaboo neckbeards sitting around the table with hard-ons the entire time. Jesus fucking christ.

>>1179687
Exactly right. Extraordinarily desperate neckbeards who lack the inhibitions or wherewithal to just fuck each other instead.

>Dear Rapture Academy developer(s)/playtesters:
>THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT FUCKING MAKE PORN RPGS.

Rapture dev here. This sort of shit is exactly why I decided to make an eroRPG. You may not like Rapture or the idea of erotic roleplay, that's fine, but surely you can concede that Rapture is at least a game about sex and not about MURDERING HOOKERS. Example:

Rapture
GM: The gyrating bodies on the dance floor part for a moment and she stalks toward you. She's a tall, severe-looking woman, with narrow black-rimmed glasses, seamed stockings, masses of curly red hair, and a perpetual haughty sneer.
Player: Gosh. When she gets close I stammer a greeting over the music. 'H... Hi?'
GM: Roll vamp. Okay, she doesn't waste any time in leading you into a dance, pressing close. Her chest dwarfs yours as boobs mash together. She sneers down at you lustfully, "From the moment I saw you..." She says, not even bothering with a greeting, "I could tell you were utterly worthless."
Player: Eep! My character blushes furiously.
GM: Roll to resist Dirty Talk.
Player: I'm not sure I want to.

Black Tokyo
GM: You're on the subway. You see a group of NOTLOLI Japanese schoolgirls ahead, chatting on their cellphones.
Player: I shit on myself and turn my cock into a sword as a free action. Then I rape them to death.
GM: Of course you do. FORT save vs Poison Cunt, please.

>>1180349

I want to see a log of a whole party using these powers and working together, WoW-style.

(GM) You see some cops, they draw their weapons when they see you. Roll initiative. 'Kay. What do you do?
(Player1) I shit myself and draw pictures on the floor with it.
(Player2) I begin menstruating.
(Player3) I jack off with my little sister's panties. +3 incest bonus, don't forget.
(Player4) I give birth to a grizzly bear.
(Player5) I lactate for 4d6 damage.

>what it has at the moment is a megaupload of image versions of all of the pages.

I made the cbr, trust me, you're not missing much. I reduced the size but it's not significantly less readable than the original, and it's about 10mb smaller. Nobody is going to print this fucking thing out and try to run it. Text was not copy-pasteable to begin with, either.

If you want PDF format then be my guest, I just couldn't be bothered to stitch the thing together.