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    190 KB What is this this and how can I get it off my hand without betraying my cool and collected exterior? Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:31 No.1178163  
    sup /tg/

    I have a copy of Black Tokyo, the new d20 eroRPG from Scorched Urth Studios. I was hoping for maybe something slightly more mature and researched, but what I got makes me want to claw my eyes out. This is worse than FATAL, in terms of art and content. Believe me, I don't say that lightly.

    The ideas are stupid, the tone is pompous, and the art is disgusting, both in what it depicts and its execution. There isn't an ounce of eroticism anywhere in this game once you get past the cover.

    Of course, misery loves company, so... Which awful, retarded thing to post first?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:33 No.1178168
    The entire PDF
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:33 No.1178171
    Scan it all
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:34 No.1178176
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:35 No.1178178
    Scan any and all parts to do with female masturbation or cunnilingus.

    I want to see how badly these nerds cocked it up.

    P.S: Post some of the worst drawings.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:38 No.1178192
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    Let's get this over with. Coccoon of Filth: You shit on yourself and it turns into armor.

    What the FUCK.

    Do you think that, like, even actual coprophiles would get hot over that? It seems to me that anyone who wouldn't find it disgusting would still find it ridiculous.

    This is on fucking page 15 of 177, and I hate these guys with a passion already.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:40 No.1178198
    Post the picture. We can take it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:42 No.1178205
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:43 No.1178208
    I think I want to thank you for not including the picture. The MENTAL picture is too much.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:45 No.1178212
    I find it AWESOME because it's so ridiculous. I am stealing it for use in a D&D campaign by an NPC priest of some Nurgle ripoff.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:45 No.1178213
    My curiosity is clawing at me. Show me.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:45 No.1178215

    My my! This book seems to offer great ideas for an excellent a/d/venture!

    PDF pls
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:45 No.1178216
    Thats a new one.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:46 No.1178218
    Seriosly I would so sabotage your campaign if I was one of your players.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:46 No.1178219
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    Hmm. This doesn't fucking bode well.
    >> kitz !PASR.UBubI 02/15/08(Fri)23:46 No.1178223
    Quote Fox Mulder X-files.
    That my geeky-ness done for today
    >>What is this this and how can I get it off my hand without betraying my cool and collected exterior?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:48 No.1178228
    But I would win, because your character would be completely covered in shit. I'd force you to roll Fort saves to not vomit from sheer disgust.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:49 No.1178231
    Someone rapidshare this shit. If it's as good as FATAL I need my hands on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:49 No.1178235
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:49 No.1178238
    Auto-..whats the disease you get from getting shit in your mouth?

    Because whether you like it or not your absorbing some of that back via your skin.

    Godamnit that is so fucking gross I fucking hate japan.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:50 No.1178240
    Say what you will, this seems too over the top to be anything but win.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:50 No.1178245
    What's Japan have to do with this?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:51 No.1178247

    don't blame japan, blame the weeaboos
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:52 No.1178253
    Spreader of Filth
    Prerequisites: Coccoon of Filth, dotted r in your character's name. Thrice per day (more often if you've had a suitable meal - see table on page 43), you may soil your hands as a full-round action (see full-page image on facing page). Anything you make using your hands will be imbued with a mystical stench, repellent to anyone not posessing an equivalent level of stench, immunity to nausea, or innate coprophilia.

    Also... how the FUCK didn't we notice this in the preview?

    And, while I'm snarking at Black Tokyo: There are two types of people who would come up with a name like 'Scorched Urth'. One type can't spell. The other type...

    (Also: Dear Dumbasses, the point of a PDF is to use high-quality presentation. MOST people consider it a bad idea to have text overlap tables.)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:52 No.1178254
    I'm not sure I'm actually against shit armor. I mean, it's not good if it sets the tone for the entire game, but I see no reason that a setting shouldn't HAVE shit armor as a viable ability.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:52 No.1178255
    Weaboos it is.

    Sorry, I jumped to the conclusion that Japan was the root of this, as is their tendency, lol.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:54 No.1178261
    Try Germany, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:54 No.1178265
    Come on.
    Give me it. That shit shield was a delicious taste. I read Atlas Shrugged. I read the FATAL rulebook. It was FATAL that started it. They were all you can't get through this book man it's too much but I destroyed it. I can take black tokyo. I can bend it over my knee and decapitate it. Give me the PDF, man. I'm psyched for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:54 No.1178268
    Hell at this point, I would be forcing myself to roll fort saves not you.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:55 No.1178270


    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:55 No.1178271
    Try cunillingus.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)23:57 No.1178281
    >dotted r in your character's name

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:00 No.1178307
    >Godamnit that is so fucking gross I fucking hate japan.

    OP here, shut your fucking mouth.

    I've read a ton of Japanese hentai and, sure, there's fucked up things and coprophilia. Yes, I'm as disgusted as you are by it. But I've never seen any of the shit these mongoloids have come up with in this fucking book. None of this train wreck is authentically Japanese, and it was written by some educationally subnormal gun nuts from Viginia or somewhere who watched Wicked City and heard somewhere that japs are all perverts who grope women on trains.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:04 No.1178339
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:05 No.1178344
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    Okay, no hits for cunillingus, cunnilinguist, cunnillioudfshodjk or even 'cuni'. One hit each for 'oral' and 'cunt'. That's right, 177 page ebook on sex and they mention 'oral' once.

    Anyway, here's what I've found.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:05 No.1178345
    I'm looking forward to seeing how this compares to FATAL. Horribly bad RPGs are awesomely funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:05 No.1178346
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:06 No.1178347
    So he is weewabo for correcting someone? And for...*gasp*being disgusted by /d/?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:06 No.1178348
    Clearly oral is too tame.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:07 No.1178354
    In after ignorant white people who think pornographic works are representative of a foreign culture.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:09 No.1178359
    Oh I am from Brazil. Let´s not get started about how much do people think I have boner for feces because they think that all our porn is SWAP.api.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:11 No.1178369
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:12 No.1178374
    Oh no. Oh no. Don´t tell me you have to put they...Oh no man. That shit is hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:12 No.1178375
    My God, I lol'd. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:12 No.1178377
    Why would you even want to play this game?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:13 No.1178380
    I've never accidentally stumbled upon Brazilian scat porn. Brazilian trannies and bestial porn, on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:13 No.1178381
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:14 No.1178385
    I NEED a torrent of this book.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:14 No.1178386
    Bestial? Wow I´m from Brazil and I never ever saw anything like that.

    Trannies on the other hand...Ugh. Maybe we should get blamed for that. Er...Sorry?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:14 No.1178387
    Sorry, I just can't see how an eroRPG can be GOOD and not...just...horrible.

    I think there's a reason all eroRPGs currently in print are god-forsakenly bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:14 No.1178390
    Can you post the original art in /d/ or /r/?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:14 No.1178391
    >Prerequisite: Vaginal Prison
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:15 No.1178395
    I actually knew this guy who homebrewed a EroTabletop game using the same rules as Warhammer fantasy.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:16 No.1178396

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:16 No.1178397
    Ehh don't be sorry. I have a thing for trannies that long predates my being exposed to Bridget.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:18 No.1178406
    Damn. Just damn.
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 02/16/08(Sat)00:19 No.1178411
    Who would play this?! Hell, Rapture Academy was better than this*!

    *I still stand by my idea that I should be able to play a trap in that game.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:20 No.1178416
    I dare say this is worse than FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:21 No.1178427
    shit armor is hilariously ridiculous

    this is... just plain wrong
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:22 No.1178429
    Until I see more conclusive evidence, I have to say that FATAL still tops this. This is gross, but FATAL's gross *and* juvenile *and* racist *and* misogynistic.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:22 No.1178431
    your a fuckig idiot for bying it
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:24 No.1178440
    Disgusting... but.

    I'm running an Eberron campaign and I want to really play up the idea of Daelkyr as reeaaally disgusting creatures that pervert flesh and shape it to their twisted whims. Angelic looking creatures who attach pulsating, slimy, chitinous monstrosities to their bodies. Geiger-esque kind of horrors.

    So this book might be relevant to my interests... if there's anything more like >>1178369
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:25 No.1178444
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:27 No.1178458
    >your a fuckig idiot for bying it

    I like to think of it as 'taking one for the team'.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:27 No.1178459
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:27 No.1178462
    I facepalmed.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:28 No.1178463
    You deserve a round of applause for biting this bullet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:28 No.1178469
    Best way to brand slaves EVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:28 No.1178472

    Aside from the painfully limiting "race" limitations, I actually like this ability. Very disturbing and interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:29 No.1178473
    That doesn't touch FATAL.

    "Armor of Jewy Jewbacca: Whosoever dons this armor will acquire a nose twice the size and a manhood half the size. Further, the wearer will become extremely greedy and fight to the death for one silver piece. Finally, the wearer acquires 2 inches of hair all over their body, resulting in halving their Facial Charisma and Bodily Attractiveness. While hairy, the wearer must bathe every 1d6 hours or smell foul. The armor may be removed at any time and the wearer will return to normal."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:30 No.1178479
    D&D; Blood Magus PrC has an ability just like this, with the benefit of not being buried in Epic Fail: The Sourcebook.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:31 No.1178483

    That can't be fucking real.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:31 No.1178485
    I don't recall anything in the Rapture Academy rules that would prevent playing a trap, though I also don't recall any specific notes for trap characters.

    Mars and Jupiter seem disinclined to appreciate traps (as housemembers); Saturn and Pluto could accept them, and if you can pass well enough for Girl or Futa you can get into a girls' house by subterfuge. And I could easily see Daedalus girls giggling in amusement at a trap they knew about...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:31 No.1178487

    I was gonna say that it reminds me of the Blood Magus ability.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:32 No.1178488
    Wait... that's actually in fatal?
    because if it were witty, i might let the blatant racism slide.
    but it's as if an angsty 14 year old came up with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:32 No.1178492
    Come on, give me Vaginal Prison
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:32 No.1178493
    It's just bloodwalk, but the person used dies
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:33 No.1178505

    I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. My eyes have started veering away from the screen of their own accord when I try to read. I quit.


    Here, CDisplay/rar format. Do not download this. Seriously, I'm telling you this as a friend. Just forget about it and curl up in front of the fire with a glass of wine and something mindlessly benign like a Redwall book.

    If you won't listen to me... Enjoy your AIDS. I mean that literally and sincerely.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:34 No.1178508
    Newfag expecting redeeming qualities about FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:34 No.1178510
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:36 No.1178520
    Well I've been here since before /tg/'s creation, so I've heard a bit about FATAL (anal circumference,etc), but never bothered to actually look into it.
    I'm glad I haven't.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:36 No.1178521

    This word doesn't mean what you think it does.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:37 No.1178530
    That tells you all you really need to know about FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:37 No.1178531
    I know what angsty meant, I suppose i was looking more for..social retarded, /b/tard, virgin neckbeard in training, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:38 No.1178539
    I'll say thanks for posting the pdf now, because I don't think I'll want to say so later.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:41 No.1178549
    I took on FATAL. I can take this. There's no way it's worse than FATAL. FATAL was like.. there were some moments when I thought it had me. Like that 50% of all men are rapists bit. I thought I was gonna go mad and my friends would find me a week later with dice glued to my naked body by semen, jacking off furiously to pictures of Hitler, hooting about jews and black people. The police wouldn't even say anything before they opened fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:41 No.1178552
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:42 No.1178558
    Scans, not PDF, sorry.

    The "art" in this is like a hell you cannot escape.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:43 No.1178561

    This ability is useable multiple times per day, has a limited range, does less damage, and deals less damage. Also, it only requires the user to be ECL 5, while Blood Magus requires them to be able to enter the PrC and make it to the end. At least ECL 18+.

    Similar in a conceptual sense, yeah. In a revolting and shitty book, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:44 No.1178563
    It's people like you who have destroyed the words emo, furry, troll, homosexual, and various others that I cannot currently recall.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:44 No.1178565
    You forgot weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:45 No.1178568
    I demand to see this art but I do not wish to download the scans.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:46 No.1178574

    This made me fucking hoot with laughter. That was worth the price of the game right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:48 No.1178583
    serious business.
    also, fuck you I just got off of work; I'm tired.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:48 No.1178586
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    Here's the shit armor for everyone who wanted to see it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:48 No.1178588
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    you were fucking warned
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:49 No.1178590
    I've browsed the entirety of jj.am's horrors, and read all of FATAL. TWICE.

    Bring it on. :|
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:49 No.1178592

    >> Gunner 02/16/08(Sat)00:49 No.1178595

    I find the nerdrage on that page pretty fucking hilarious.

    Who takes FATAL seriously anyway?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:51 No.1178600

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:51 No.1178601
    My eyes, the goggles do nothing!!!
    >> Guardsman Gary !p24mrXpa8I 02/16/08(Sat)00:51 No.1178607
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:52 No.1178611
    Phallic Spear Technique (Su)

    A hateful thought, and your penis bursts through your clothes, your very masculinity transformed into a dangerous edged weapon. You are an arcane practitioner of Hentai no Judo, a demonic martial art that emphasizes terrible physical transformation and extreme of sexual violence.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:52 No.1178612
    Art is not disgusting, is just...Bizarre.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:52 No.1178614
    The guys who wrote it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:53 No.1178615
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:55 No.1178621
    Reading this, choking down bile, running the best fucking Unknown Armies game ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:55 No.1178624
    No, it's pretty disgusting too.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:55 No.1178625
    It's not so much the art itself as it is the context. Clearly, some amount of work went into this stupid book and yet, everything about it seems to be terrible. The worst is that it doesn't seem to be ironic or satirical or anything like that, though I haven't read much.

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:56 No.1178631
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:56 No.1178634
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    man, what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:56 No.1178635
    Me too, Anon. Me too. That's mouthful of Coke that will forever go unswallowed....

    Also, terrible art is both terrible and easily surpassable by DeviantArt.
    >> Gunner 02/16/08(Sat)00:56 No.1178637

    No, I'm convinced it's all one big troll.

    "0995 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, +1 to Drive.
    0996 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, -1 to Drive.
    0997 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, +1 CA.
    0998 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA.
    0999 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target enjoys it thoroughly.
    1000 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target becomes a loyal henchman.
    1001 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target bites caster’s cock, 2d4 dmg.
    1002 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target laughs like madman and runs off."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:56 No.1178638
    I opened up the file raring to go.

    Now I don't know how I feel. :[
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:57 No.1178642
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    The Unbirth page, uncensored
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:58 No.1178647
    Regardless of how shitty the content is...it's obvious how little work went into this thing...I mean...goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:58 No.1178648

    Okay, where's that picture with the guy with a dick for a forearm and he's like AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)00:59 No.1178656
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    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 02/16/08(Sat)00:59 No.1178662
    Meh, these pictures may speak a thousand words each, but they're still not as bad as FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:00 No.1178666
    Best/woest Pornomancer splinter group ever?
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 02/16/08(Sat)01:00 No.1178672
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:01 No.1178677
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    The worst part isn't even the content of the pictures, it's just how objectively HORRIBLE almost all of them are.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:02 No.1178687
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    best picture in the entire fucking book
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:03 No.1178693
    Vaginal Prison!!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:04 No.1178695
    Flow witch? Good fucking lord.
    >> FoodGnome !!ZlzNQ2gSOM5 02/16/08(Sat)01:04 No.1178697

    Oh god...

    If this was just a FATAL level "LOL SHIT AND BLOOD" book I would download it but this art is horrid, not because of what it depects, but because it's like that autistic weaboo kid in high school art who thought he could perfectly recreate the Japanese scroll art stuff was the head artist of this book.

    Oh god why, is this revenge for the nuking?!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:04 No.1178698
    Does that gun shoot dongs?
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    Finally, one person in the artwork who really knows how the reader feels
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:05 No.1178705
    "Rapist's Camaraderie: While within 60 ft of any sentient male creature who has raped or injured a sentient woman within the last 24 hours, you receive a +1 bonus on melee attack rolls, grapple checks, and unarmed damage rolls against women."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:06 No.1178709
    Anyone wants to explain why the cover art is so good when the rest of the book looks so bad?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:07 No.1178714
    What is this shrill keening noise flowing unbidden from my lips?

    Why does it not cease?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:07 No.1178716
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    It defies comprehension.

    It's reached a point where the quality of the art is more viscerally offensive than everything else in the book. And the fucking writing can't even maintain cohesion.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:08 No.1178718
    Different artists for interior and cover art is pretty much industry standard. Especially for niche books like this.

    See also: Unknown Armies, The Last Exodus.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:08 No.1178719
    semen on feet does not make spiderclimb
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:09 No.1178724
    Don't you dare compare UA and this crime against humanity.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:10 No.1178735
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    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:11 No.1178740
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    I'd post more 'art,'but like I said. Most of it isn't even notably awful, it just reeks of such utter fail that I can not fathom someone charging for anything which even contained it as a placeholder at one point.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:13 No.1178747
    In a purely artistic sense, you understand. The cover art for UA is gorgeous, and so's some of the interior art (though Second Edition and the German version are a huge step forward), but the rest of the interior art is really half-assed pencilwork. It might not have dickhands, but it isn't very good.

    Also, as I've been trying to say throughout this flood of OH GAD EW, you could probably rip off some of these ideas and make them good, or at least properly terrifying, like the jerkoff fetus jar in FATAL.

    tl;dr Indie publishers tend to have poo interior art and there's something alvageable from even the worst trainwreck.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:14 No.1178751
    Dear Rapture Academy developer(s)/playtesters:

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:15 No.1178756
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:16 No.1178758
    Is she...sodomizing herself..with hair??
    Also, second request for vaginal prison
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:16 No.1178759
    Does it have...mange or something? Yechh
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:16 No.1178763
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:18 No.1178769
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    Also note wombscraper in the lower right. classy.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:20 No.1178779
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    Have the rest of wombscraper, and a pastel anal prolapse
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:21 No.1178787
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    FINALLY someone does a d20 version of Freak Legion.

    I was beginning to lose hope.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:22 No.1178791

    I'm morbidly curious what that yellow stuff is.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:24 No.1178797

    For the first time in my life, I am not curious about anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:25 No.1178798
    I'm curious why Anon has a copy of this PDF and hasn't circulated it on the internets yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:25 No.1178801
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:25 No.1178802
    this doesn't deserve circulation.

    what it has at the moment is a megaupload of image versions of all of the pages.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:26 No.1178807

    If it's piss then why is it's origin from either near her vaginal canal or anus?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:27 No.1178816

    Are they at least high res copies of the pages?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:27 No.1178817
    my god what were they thinking
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:28 No.1178821

    Hell no.

    That should be visible from the topic.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:28 No.1178823
    Fuuuck. I can't eat my slice of pizza anymore. Its not nausea, just a feeling of wrongness as I read this stuff. This book is screwing with my head.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:28 No.1178824
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:29 No.1178827
    If you think hard enough, you can come up with your own explanation for this but I don't think you want to.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:29 No.1178830
    Arcane piss.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:29 No.1178831

    Ahh. I just figured it was some Anon taking shitty screens of his copy.

    Oh well. I was considering taking the time to put the pages into a pdf.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:30 No.1178833

    This is an abomination even unto D20. He capitalizes FORT, writes "Damage Resistance" instead of "Damage Reduction", and apparently thinks D20 Modern is a fine basis for an RPG.

    He also writes about "water based damage", which doesn't exist in D20 unless there's a feat in this book that lets you deal 4d6 damage once per day with your piss, which I suspect there is. Are you sure this isn't FATAL D20?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:34 No.1178852
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:38 No.1178869

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:38 No.1178874
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:39 No.1178877
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:43 No.1178885
    This is a great thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:48 No.1178904
    All this is is a collection of fetishes this guy was presumably paid for.

    Christ. What a winner.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:49 No.1178909
    I still don't understand what some of you fags want from a sex-oriented RPG. As if it could be anything but disgusting and repulsive.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:50 No.1178914
    Thank you for this post, anon =(
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:51 No.1178918
    He wrote his ungodly fetishes up in game form, got them published, and got paid for them. He literally got paid real actual people money - The OP's actual people money, in fact - to beat off. This guy rules.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:51 No.1178920

    I think it's more that we don't want them because they're universally horrible. However, this one is particularly bad, thus warranting our attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:54 No.1178926
    Some of this stuff is beyond /d/ level material. Specifically blood-squirting nipples and shit armor.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:55 No.1178932
    Dear god in heaven..... this is the most horrid thing I have ever seen.

    Burn the book, bury the ashes, and salt the earth.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:56 No.1178934
    Where's the picture of the Tarrasque/Gamera with a 200 foot long prehensile eyeballed penis weapon?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:57 No.1178937
    While we're on the topic, anyone know of an archive containing the Black Tokyo 'Scooby Doo' thread from a few days back?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:57 No.1178938
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    i took this picture for this thread and god damn it i'm gonna post it
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:57 No.1178939
    It doesn't get a picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)01:58 No.1178945

    Fuck's sake, how does crapping on yourself get a pic but that doesn't?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:01 No.1178951
    What the hell is that? Too much bloom. Its like playing Halo 3, without the fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:01 No.1178952
    what about FATAL?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:05 No.1178959
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:05 No.1178960
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:05 No.1178963
    Fatal didn't have this kind of creativity behind it. Fatal was merely LOLRAPE. This is LOLVAGINAPRISONSHITARMOURPROLAPSEDICKHANDSMAGICFACIAL. This is some inspired shit.

    Plus, it's d20 compatible, so it automatically gets +50 to Being Shitty.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:06 No.1178965
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    Supreme Commander, right as a nuke goes off.
    >> ThReAD NeCR0M4NC3R !74qaakDp.E 02/16/08(Sat)02:23 No.1179051
    Here's the thing though, you read FATAL and you can tell the creator REALLY believed in that shit. Like he had all the best intentions and just somehow failed miserably.

    This is just the BoEF with a light basting of WEEABOO.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:29 No.1179086
    That wasn't as bad as FATAL
    It was off to a rough start with those feats, but after that it dropped in to a fairly predictable routine of "boring weeaboo shit with the occasional really fucking weird thing". FATAL was like.. Some horrible abuse of the english language, then something horrifically sexist or blatantly racist, then a page long chart involving rolls like ((7d100/3.8)-5)X8, then on to some namedropping of incredibly out-dated classical or medieval science. These things repeat themselves, with no clear pattern, for the whole book. Each turn of the page offers some unexpected and terrible horror.
    Why am I so fascinated by FATAL. Why is such an unthinkably terrible thing such an important part of my life?
    >> nerdrage 02/16/08(Sat)02:33 No.1179101
    I may not fap again for days thanks to this shit. I hate you 4chan, I fucking hate you.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:40 No.1179131
    I take back this post. I think i jsut
    I think I was in shock. But it just hit me. The sheer TERRIBAD of it just hit me in the face like a wrecking ball made entirely out of hairy asses. I think I need to lie down for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:40 No.1179137
    I pity all the poor, poor fuckers who get this because the cover picture is so sexy.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:43 No.1179151
    I'll never be able to eat again. This is fucking gross, and I'm a /d/eviant.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:43 No.1179153
    OO OO! POST THE DICK TURTLE! THe one who's a Terasque with the 320 foot dong!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)02:45 No.1179157

    At the FLGS:

    "Oh, what's this? A hentai themed erotic RPG? This'll be good!"

    In the basement:

    "... Coccoon of Filth? Wasn't that a band- OH MY GOD."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:07 No.1179533

    Holy shit, womanly ambrosia = Heroes' Feast.

    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:10 No.1179543
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    Pity more those who buy it because of the font.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:16 No.1179557
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:30 No.1179611
    What is this?
    >> Miao !!z1hgapD+QHp 02/16/08(Sat)04:30 No.1179612
    This reads like someone is reading too much Clive Barker, not watching too much hentai anime.

    The man has a serious filth fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:36 No.1179641
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    A surprise!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:54 No.1179687
    So honestly, what kind of people would get together and play this. I'd imagine the fattest greasiest mouth breathing weaboo neckbeards sitting around the table with hard-ons the entire time. Jesus fucking christ.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)04:58 No.1179700
    Exactly right. Extraordinarily desperate neckbeards who lack the inhibitions or wherewithal to just fuck each other instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)10:25 No.1180349
    >Dear Rapture Academy developer(s)/playtesters:

    Rapture dev here. This sort of shit is exactly why I decided to make an eroRPG. You may not like Rapture or the idea of erotic roleplay, that's fine, but surely you can concede that Rapture is at least a game about sex and not about MURDERING HOOKERS. Example:

    GM: The gyrating bodies on the dance floor part for a moment and she stalks toward you. She's a tall, severe-looking woman, with narrow black-rimmed glasses, seamed stockings, masses of curly red hair, and a perpetual haughty sneer.
    Player: Gosh. When she gets close I stammer a greeting over the music. 'H... Hi?'
    GM: Roll vamp. Okay, she doesn't waste any time in leading you into a dance, pressing close. Her chest dwarfs yours as boobs mash together. She sneers down at you lustfully, "From the moment I saw you..." She says, not even bothering with a greeting, "I could tell you were utterly worthless."
    Player: Eep! My character blushes furiously.
    GM: Roll to resist Dirty Talk.
    Player: I'm not sure I want to.

    Black Tokyo
    GM: You're on the subway. You see a group of NOTLOLI Japanese schoolgirls ahead, chatting on their cellphones.
    Player: I shit on myself and turn my cock into a sword as a free action. Then I rape them to death.
    GM: Of course you do. FORT save vs Poison Cunt, please.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)10:38 No.1180377

    I want to see a log of a whole party using these powers and working together, WoW-style.

    (GM) You see some cops, they draw their weapons when they see you. Roll initiative. 'Kay. What do you do?
    (Player1) I shit myself and draw pictures on the floor with it.
    (Player2) I begin menstruating.
    (Player3) I jack off with my little sister's panties. +3 incest bonus, don't forget.
    (Player4) I give birth to a grizzly bear.
    (Player5) I lactate for 4d6 damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/08(Sat)10:42 No.1180384
    >what it has at the moment is a megaupload of image versions of all of the pages.

    I made the cbr, trust me, you're not missing much. I reduced the size but it's not significantly less readable than the original, and it's about 10mb smaller. Nobody is going to print this fucking thing out and try to run it. Text was not copy-pasteable to begin with, either.

    If you want PDF format then be my guest, I just couldn't be bothered to stitch the thing together.

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