I doubt painting the chapter will be taken kindly. It's an in-joke, not meant for tabletop.

Everyone needs chainfists and power boots. Everyone.

>>1304105
Power boots would be "counts as" power fists, obviously.

>>1304088
Eh, not all of us are as neckbeardy nerd-ragey.

I would like to see a well done Angry marines army.

>>1304105
I want this to be a legal army though. Giving everyone Power Boots and Chainfists won't exactly work.

>>1304146

Then just give everyone you can a Chainfist and either a bolter, heavy bolter, or flamer. And overwhelm them with numbers.

The only thing you can have vehicle-wise is Dreads, since Whirlwind troop launchers won't work (except in Apocalypse).

>>1304150
Do ANGRY MARINES ever use just plain Whirlwinds? I can model them as troop launchers and use them as regular Whirlwinds in normal games, and use them as troop launchers in casual and Apocalypse games.

>>1304168

Whirlwinds mean someone's not fighting. And that's as bad as Heresy when you're an Angry Marine.

>>1304146
A proper AM army will only use drop pods to deploy into battle. Anything else takes too long.

A proper AM army will also ONLY use plasma weapons. This is to simulate their famous tendency to get so angry while shooting and not closing into melee that they occassionally explode.

>>1304184
As much as I would love to model every marine with a Chainfist, Powerboots, and Plasma weapons, it simply wouldn't work. See >>1304146

And ok, Whirlwinds as base choices are out. Drop podding everything is in.

What would be some good bits to use as Powerboots? Are there any Space Marine models that had obnoxiously big feet I can convert?

I really want to see this

>>1304488
Goddamnit Anon, time to scrap the whole idea.

How the fuck am I going to top that?

As stated in the other thread, you can't do this legally. You just need the ridiculous, outlandish weapons that make the AM what they are. The explosive Terminator Power Fists, the Dreadnought with double-melta-fists or chainsword arms with exploding teeth. Heavy Weapons consist of running up to the enemy in close combat and shooting them in the face with a grenade launcher point-blank. Fuck that, EVERY marine should have a grenade launcher, to be used only in close combat. The only guy without a weapon is the standard bearer, because a guy with a big fucking pole doesn't NEED any other weapons. Make it a Power Standard and use it to shred tanks.

>>1304524
you don't, anon, you don't.

>>1304533
Damnit, thats what I love about this universe the most. Put "Power" onto the tittle of any object, and it instantly becomes a weapon of unrelenting terror and awesome.

...

Can I have a power Folding chair?

Needs more chainsaw face.

>>1304549
Folding chairs? Folding chairs are for pussies, not Angry Marines. And also pro-wrestlers.

Everyday items not tolerated. Anything that belongs on a Space Marine is, however. And yes, that includes EVERYTHING. AM Librarian gets a Power Book.

Requesting evidence that angry marines are actually furries beneath the armour

You know what gif I'm talking about.

Power Forehead. For when that fucking Carnifex needs a good nutting. Which is all the time, really.

>>1304559
Do they get power Chainsaw RPGs? For close combat, of course.
Or what about Chainsaw arms? Chainsaw teeth running down the entire arm, from the shoulder down to every finger. Make that power chainsaw teeth.

What other power or chainsaw'd shit could they use

>>1304569
No on the arm. They might use a modified power fist with miniature chainswords for fingers though. Also ROCKET-PROPELLED CHAINSWORD.

>>1304552
Win. Win and Win again.

>>1304584
That's a power rocket propelled chainsaw.

And Cainsawfingers ftw

OP here

So any chance of me making this army correctly within the rules is pretty much gone, eh?

God I wish I saved the picture of the Angrinator, a concept of a Whirlwind conversion that replaced the ordnance with Angry Marines stuffed into it, and it was counts-as drop pod

>>1304594
Yes, but not all is lost. I'm sure rocket-propelled chainsaws, chainsword fingers, meltas, and power boots for every marine would come in handy for a regular, casual "Fuck that shit up" kind of game.

This angry enough?

>>1304602
Angry Marines take the artillery/troop transport in a whole new direction?

>>1304610
Superior.

>>1304594
nono, wait im trying to remember the *actual* rules of the TT angry marines.

1) every model that ~can take a Powerfist, Does.
2) failing that, every thing that can take a close combat weapon does. (nail bat, power-wrench, etc.)
3) ???
4) drop pods.

those are the established rules, powerfeet are great but need to be fielded as powerfists, if you really want them (i think you should) GS plastic terminator legs on all your front line troops (olol, so all of them)

>>1304610
>>1304615
There are no words to describe the depths of my hatred for you two.

>>1304610
Fuck a train! Make that a gun with an entire fucking battle barge on it! A battle barge made of Powerfists and Chainswords, and THEN you've got yourself a weapon!

>>1304622
Angry Marines actually have CAD displayed on their HUD to maintain their level of anger.

Angry Marines fleet consists of ships with giant power wedges on the front, for ramming shit. Covered in plasma cannon and shit.

>>1304602

>>1304618
ooh, what about librarians so you can ~hate people bald? can librarians take powerfists?

and why not field them as counts-as black templars so when they fail a ld check they run ~twards the enemy

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
AND WHILE CHARGING SHOOT
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASM!

>>1304636
holy shit awesome

That, is the greatest thing I ever have seen to ride of two tracks. Not ever fucking kidding.

>>1304636
YESSSSSSSS

SOMEBODY CONVERT ONE OF THESE

>>1304636
There's even a beaky in there

>>1304618
So it can be done. I will do it, eventually. It will take me forever, but I will do it.

I think converting all bolt pistols into one handed rocket propelled chainswords is pretty appropriate. And all ANGRY MARINES get terminator legs. Power feet all around.


The only thing I'm changing is no powerfists. Only chainfists.

>>1304646
>>1304647
>>1304655
>>1304658

Newfags detected.

>>1304636
And holy fuck yes I will be converting one of these.

Anyone got stats and a point cost for it?

Angry Marines, newfags, flies, shit, etc.

>>1304660
>>1304664
Damn well better make everything rocket propelled chainswords, chainfists, powerfeet and angrinators.

>>1304660
awesome. my friend once said he wished he had a knife-shooting gun, as nothing but both shooting and stabbing his boss at the same time could sate his anger

drilling out the barrels of 2 bolt pistols and then pinning knives into them would potentially create the most angry pose, 2nd only to TWIN POWER FISTS && TWIN POWER FEET ARAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!1111

>>1304686
How about a rocket launcher that launches rocket propelled heavy bolters that shoot rocket propelled mini chainswords.

I just blew your mind with that.

OP here

Crazy idea, then I'm turning in for the night. Someone archive this shit or something for me so I can read it in the morning and save it.

Ok, powerfeet on everyone. On sergeants and special models, CHAINFEET. FUCK YES.

Apparently the newfags come out at night on /tg/.

>>1304711
do it yourself

>>1304716
Fine.

>>1304711
eh, the whole reason powerfists are selected first is because they are the angriest of weapons, then chainswords fill in the rest,

same goes for powerfeet, etc.

i couldnt resist Dual knife-shooting boltguns though, that would be the angriest option available to your average marine

>>1304524
You need to take lessons from the huge terminator guy.

>>1304524
You could learn how to draw a face that isn't anatomically retarded, or better yet actually draw the face of Leonidas as this inept fucktard failed to do.

http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines
http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_marines

ah, the mighty battle barges: "The Litany of Litany's Litany" and "Maximum FUCK"

emperor bless your shriveled, furious, golden hearts angry marines.

>>1304811

oh god no.

>>1304636
INTO THE MAELSTORM OF BATTLE

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From the historical records of Inquisitor Jangel, non-aligned investigator of Adeptus Astartes 'Incidents'.
Section #511: The 'Friendly' Fire Incident of Klaxus XII.
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The records of this dire moment in Imperial History were (until I came upon them) known only to the two Space Marine Chapters that took part in the skirmish. However, only by putting the two records together is the truth found.

The Pretty Marines tell of a conflict fraught with glory against the odds, and of dire betrayal: "Before the sortie against our enemy our glorious Chapter-Master graced us with a speech, before the resplendent lines of Brother-Marines sparking under the twin suns he told of beautiful victory, of the fates of our enemies. As one we cheered, then awaited his inevitable dance number. From the skies fell a drop pod, smashing into our forward lines and engulfing the area with thick dust. It took us only a moment to clear the air with our blow-dryers, but it was a moment too late as we saw the Chapter-Master fallen..."

The Angry Marines tell the other side of the story, though in far less words due to a lacking in vocabulary beyond many four letter cusses. Hastily inserted into the annals of their chapter glory is simply a picture with the words "OWNED" across it, and the image of the Pretty Marines Chapter Master unconscious on the ground, a crude moustache drawn on his face with paint, and what appears to be a set of testicles on his forehead.

So began the greatest feud in Imperial History.

+++++
Thought for the day: Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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I would like to see this as a diorama...

OP here. WTF is this thread still doing up?

I may have some Marines coming to me this weekend, so I might be able to begin work on this earlier than expected.

Assuming I get a 5 man squad, how should I model them? They're all getting CCW and Bolt pistols with the Sergeant getting a power/chainfist. Should the CCWs be chainswords or should i model planks with nails, baseball bats, Ass-Tuners and the like in place of them?

>>1307228
There are a hell of a lot of close-combat marines players, around where I live at least, who use chainswords at every opportunity.

Going with the nailbats and ass tuners will help your army stand out from them to people not in the know, and make it look more awesome since they'll be conversions.

give the sergeant a chainsaw face.

>>1307664
Elaborate.

I posted a 1500 point army here a while back that I had made.

Model them how you see fit, as long as it's clear that they are either armed with just a bolter or a bolt pistol and ccw. I've used some Imp Guard pieces as close combat weapons, including pickaxes and shovels. For one I even modelled a brick.

For modelling, I file the aquilla of the chest. Prime with Chaos Black. Then use a Iyandsen Darksun Foundation across the entire torso, legs, head, and power pack. For the arms I only paint the forearms in this colour, and on the shoulderpads only the inset area. Two coats should be needed for consistency of this.

Then I'll paint over the inset of the shoulderpads with Blood Red (goes down beautifully over the foundation).

With a 20/0 brush I'll paint the piping on the helmet chaos black, and the soft-armour (behind the knees, around the hips) chaos black. And then paint on the angry face onto one shoulderpad (can't remember if this one goes on the right or left...my minis are not in front of me and I can't be stuffed going to get them). Also do parts of the powerpack in black.

Using the 20/0 I'll also do the eyes in blood red.

For weaponary, drybrush of boltgun metal is your friend. Almost every weapon can be painted quickly in this manner effectively.

When writing your army, for your traits take as a notable divergence "No Mercy, No Respite", "Take the Fight to Them" and "Eye to Eye". Pretty much the main thing to keep in mind with these traits is that any space marine may swap his bolter for a bolt pistol + ccw for free. VITAL when against 4th ed Chaos!

Here's a 1000 point army to get you started. Good luck, OP.

>>1307664
Details.

Give them.

>>1307682
His face is a chainsaw. He turns his enemies into taco sauce with his screaming visage of rotating, tiny blades.

as for making it work in the game, or modelling tips, fuck if i know. green stuff, and only have it as a weapon if your opponent agrees, otherwise it's just a badass dude with shiny metal teetch all over his face.

>>1307674
Thanks Anon, but so far the consensus has been drop podding the army in so the Crusader is out. Also the devastators must be given as many plasma weapons as possible.

>>1307722
So pretty much pinhead with chainsaw teeth?

>>1304615
NO! You're not allowed to post the edited version that's funnier than the original! It has to have the extra five panels that are completely irrelevant, just like every other CAD strip!

>>1304075
part one:
Invented during the great /tg/ founding of space marine chapters. These Marines are the personification the emotional rage held within the hearts of most Space Marines: Anger. As such, everything annoys an Angry Marine, particularly their greatest rivals the Pretty Marines and the traitorous Emomarines. Their founding in unknown, and heavily contested. Many Anonymous chose to believe that they are a 1st or second founding chapter, others claim they are Cursed Founding and even a small few Anonymous suggest that Angry Marines are loyalist Marines using World Eaters geneseed. Invariably, that Anonymous gets told to STFU.

Fielding an Angry Marine Force in Warhammer 40,000

On the battlefield an Angry Marines force it best represented with either Blood Angels rules or Codex Space Marine rules with the No Mercy, No Respite (In order to give Tactical and Assault Marines the Furious Assault special rules) and Take the Fight to Them (To give models Chainswords and Bolt Pistols) and the drawback Eye to Eye (Restricts use of bikes and so on).

>>1304075
part two:

The Angry Marines favor plasma-based weaponry in almost every situation (the reasoning being that Angry Marines can get so angry they literally explode while screaming torrents of curses at their enemies during the shooting phase) though some Anonymous also claim that they favor the Heavy Bolter as it is the "angriest" of the bolters. Anonymous agrees that the Power Fist is the favored weapon of all sergeants and officers within the chapter. Anonymous also agrees that Drop Pods are the most appropriate form of deployment/transport for Angry Marines, as they are too angry to wait for the Thunderhawks to drop them off.

>>1304075
Part fucking three:


The only assault weapons that are appropriately angry enough for an Angry Marine are the Plasma Gun and the Flamer. The only Heavy Weapons are Plasma Cannons and Heavy Bolters. If at any time a model can trade their Boltgun for a Bolt Pistol and CCW, do it. Bolters are angry, but Chainswords are angrier.

Angry Marines. Always angry, all the time. >:C

>>1307776
Wouldn't their Termies favor Chainfists over regular powerfists?

After all, Chainfists are even angrier than powerfists as they combine powerfists with chainswords. If so, you could say that the AM reserve the angriest of all weapons for the most skilled and angry of all those in the chapter.

>>1307812
I dunno man i am but a archivist, I didn't write this stuff.