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    119 KB Ultimate Mary/Gary Sue Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)19:29 No.1379217  
    I'm rather bored, /tg/..

    So, for amusement and to see just how creative we can be, let's all create the most Mary/Gary Sue character ever. However, we have to follow some simple rules during creation.

    1. You can only list a single trait/skill/ability/piece of background information about the Mary/Gary Sue per post.

    2. No repeating or overwriting previous posts unless you're expanding upon the previous post (ex: one post says they have a pink t-shirt, the next post says what text or image the shirt has on it - this is acceptable, no changing it to a sweater or tank top.)

    First trait: Their eyes change color depending on their mood.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:29 No.1379219
    Is dat sum SPICE WOLF?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:30 No.1379220
    This has been really done to death I'm afraid. All the good ideas are done.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:31 No.1379222
    Next trait: They're 2000000ft. tall.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:32 No.1379225
    They look like they're 18 years old.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:32 No.1379226

    But they can change their size at will.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:35 No.1379230
    Their parents or race were evil and s/he's trying to redeem her/himself

    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:36 No.1379233
    Weapon of choice: Scythe
    Height:6'1Hara has red eyes, white short hair. He is bad with other people due to the fact everyone want's to kill him for being a half-blood. He is quiet and has spider fo animal comapion (Yes, he's a ranger).
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)19:37 No.1379236
    Regardless of the setting they're in, they have complete control over their ki (DBZ style).
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:37 No.1379237
    This post is perfect. It's even typed badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:40 No.1379249

    Funny part: My very first DnD character was just that. I look back in shame
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:42 No.1379264
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:42 No.1379265
    they have mastered an ancient and powerful martial art
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:43 No.1379267

    I know. I'm sorry.

    I only make dwarves these days
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)19:44 No.1379270
    Said martial art has become mythic due to almost nobody knowing it, and fewer still ever having mastered it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:45 No.1379272
    They radiate a literal aura of sadness which absolutely everyone notices and cares about.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:46 No.1379279
    But they don't use this style unless it's really necessary, because others would be jealous of this awesome power.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:51 No.1379300
    Is our character a female? Because if she is she must also be the image of the perfect female form and everyone loves her also she has sex with everything that moves
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:52 No.1379301
    Or wait, better yet:

    They don't use it because this fighting style uses/unlocks their "dark side", which they have kept hidden inside them for so long, but could destroy the world if it ever got out of control.
    >> Neil Arthur Hotep 03/21/08(Fri)19:53 No.1379306
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    I propose this eye colour instead of colour changing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:54 No.1379310
    That look works so much better when it's a starscape hidden in the pupil that you don't notice unless you look closely. Gives a whole new sensation of HOLY SHIT.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)19:55 No.1379312

    Oh God.

    Mary Sue is telepathic and can control animals with her mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)19:59 No.1379326
    Can someone give a good definition of Mary-Sue?
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)19:59 No.1379332
    It looks like our Mary Sue is now a Mary and not a Gary.

    She wields a katana in one hand.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)19:59 No.1379333

    Idealised Self-Insert.

    Wiki or ED it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:00 No.1379337
    There is no such thing as a good Mary-sue
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:00 No.1379339

    She DUAL WIELDS Katanas.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:00 No.1379340
    No it's a double-bladed weapon that can separate into two katanas, but they are katanas laced with dark magic that are unbreakable
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:01 No.1379343

    Wait WAIT!

    Dual wields Half-Katana Half-Scythes.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:03 No.1379356
    Overpowered character with everything. You know, "Half-dragon-half-nightelf-half-drow-half-celestial-half-deishtoi-half-etc. Princess with color changing eyes who is incredibly beautiful and can bench 700 pounds."

    Like that. Also, virtually all half-dragon characters are Mary Sues, but some of them aren't totally shit. Most are. Half-dragons were made up so people could have Mary Sue characters and feel better about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:03 No.1379357
    Forged by the Moon God, who fell in love with her because of her unimaginable beauty. She didn't want to marry him because she wanted to be free and have adventures all over the world. Even though it broke his heart, he gave her the weapon as a parting gift.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:04 No.1379362
    YES! You are the most mary sue character ever!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:05 No.1379366

    but that dragonlance drizzt/elminster guy with white hair is pretty well liked by the nerds around here, no?
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:05 No.1379367

    Not just an overpowered character. A REDICULOUSLY overpowered Self-Insert with unimaginable plot armour, unless it's self sacrifice.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:05 No.1379368
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:06 No.1379369
    This thread is quickly becomming awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:07 No.1379375
    She is also the last of the Draconians and as such is half-dragon, she wields the powerful Draconian magic which is the most powerful of all magic and if she used it to it's full extent it might destroy the world. Also she is bisexual
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:08 No.1379380
    Needs more ninja squid.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:09 No.1379382

    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:10 No.1379391


    I hate that word so much. Ridiculously is how it's spelt. Goddamn.

    Also, Mary Sue is fluent in over 9000 languages.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:11 No.1379393
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    Someone call me?
    >> Neil Arthur Hotep 03/21/08(Fri)20:11 No.1379394
    An old /tg/ staple:
    Her katanas are engraved with "love" and "hate", but love is all scratched out, because there is only hate left.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:12 No.1379399
    She's fluent in every language ever because the Gods decided she was so powerful that they made her the immortal protector of the realm. But she looks 19
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:14 No.1379406
    Her name is Japanese.
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)20:14 No.1379410
    >She is also the last of the Draconians and as such is half-dragon,

    Only one trait, so this is what we're taking. She's 50% Draconian.

    Next trait: She's a bisexual.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:15 No.1379411
    Half-dragon, 1/4 kitsune, 1/4 elf?
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:16 No.1379417

    With demon ancestry.

    And her name is re- Ridiculously long.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:16 No.1379418
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:17 No.1379419
    She was raised by drow, but is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:19 No.1379422
    She was trained by a Ultra Mega Squid Ninja Daemon. Who was also a God.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:20 No.1379426
    She has to have some sort of tragic past; kidnapped and raped, kidnapped and tortured, with or without her parents also being murdered.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:21 No.1379429
    No, it was Cthulhu. He taught her secret spell-like abilities and then she killed him to save the world from evil. Now she is the sole possessor of those UTTERLY UNIQUE abilities.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:22 No.1379434

    Her entire village was ransacked by Orcs, killing everyone except her. When they tried to kill her, she unleashed a psychic Holy-Unholy mix of Pure Energy that killed all of the orks in half a second.
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    Don't you fuckin drag me into this bullshit
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:23 No.1379437
    She was raised by bandits who raided her village and killed her parents.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:24 No.1379439

    Whom she killed later once she found out what they did with a psychic Holy-Unholy mix of Pure Energy that killed all of the bandits in half a second.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:24 No.1379441
    Okay, her home village was burnt to the ground by drow, and her parents were tortured to death right in front of her. She was raped and tortured, but the drow torturer refused to kill her because he was so enraptured by her beauty.

    Then she killed the drow emperor who ordered her village burnt in single combat. She was made the new ruler of the drow empire, and called Princess Nightsong.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:26 No.1379447
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:26 No.1379448
    God we're creating a monster
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:26 No.1379449

    Not enough Pure Energy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:27 No.1379453
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:28 No.1379455
    She killed the emperor with Holy-Dark etc pure energy. She vaporized him.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:29 No.1379458

    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:29 No.1379460
    Her hair is at least three different impossible colors. And she was born that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:31 No.1379467
    I think we can do better then this. What about having her somehow being a jedi or some shit? Or maybe punching a hole into the 40k universe for a split second, causing her to be overwhelmed by the ruinous powers of the warp.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:32 No.1379471
    She can only ever be overwhelmed if it's the result of her making a heroic sacrifice.
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)20:32 No.1379472
    Ain't it great?

    Fucking love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:33 No.1379473

    She opened a dimensional portal to the 40K universe through sheer magical will.

    She sees all of the death and destruction, and then goes out to fix it.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:33 No.1379475

    We must keep this in the realm of "A person might actually write this".

    Only three impossible colours? How about FOUR IMPOSSIBLE COLOURS, AND ONE OBLIGATORY MARY SUE COLOUR?!

    Fiery Red
    Cerulean Blue
    Dark Purple
    Golden Yellow
    And motherfucking Raven Black
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:35 No.1379480

    Ok, I take it back. This is adequate Mary Sue-ism.
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)20:36 No.1379483
    And in the case, she will be reincarnated after five days.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:37 No.1379485

    Into a shapeshifting wolf with wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:38 No.1379488
    Or an impossibly large dragon/kitsune hybrid with 6 pairs of wings
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:38 No.1379489
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:39 No.1379490

    One pair of normal wings, One pair of Angel wings, and One pair of Demon Wings,
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:39 No.1379492
    Someone come up with other 3 wings?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:39 No.1379493

    First, she goes to the Eldar, seeing them as the wisest of the sentient races in the 40K univers. After she speaks with the leaders of each of the Craftworlds, they all come together under her, because of her great wisdom. They begin to see her as a reborn goddess, and follow her utterly.

    She then single-handedly turns the Dark Eldar from their evil path, rekindling their love of the old Eldar ways. She denounces Asdrubael Vect, and kill him in single combat with her katanas. The Dark Eldar see her wisdom, and then come under her banner as well, almost unifying the Eldar race.

    The Exodites were the easiest to convince, once they saw her magnificence they immediately fell to their knees and begged to be taken from the measly planets they occupied and into her great host.

    And thus, the Eldar race was unified, but not all of her work is done in the 40K universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:40 No.1379494
    It's just the one wing, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:42 No.1379500
    Dragon wings, faerie wings, and wings of pure energy, fuck that last one sucks..
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:42 No.1379501
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    I know this is us mocking Mary Sues...

    But Isha help me I raged.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:43 No.1379502
    Also, she would use a Deep Crow as a mount or some shit. Plus she would have a pet claw shrimp.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:43 No.1379506

    The last one is perfect. The more Pure Energy there is, the better!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:43 No.1379507
    She then single-handedly turns the Dark Eldar from their evil path, rekindling their love of the old Eldar ways. She denounces Asdrubael Vect, and kill him in single combat with her katanas. The Dark Eldar see her wisdom, and then come under her banner as well, almost unifying the Eldar race.

    lol the Dark Eldar ARE the old Eldar ways
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:44 No.1379508
    Doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:44 No.1379510
    I always loved that little irony. NO MYTHIC GOLDEN AGE FOR YOU, MUTHAFUCKA!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:45 No.1379512

    I actually started to feel the rage, knowing full well what kind of thread this was. Fuck you, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:45 No.1379513
    Oh great. EVERYTHING has to have 40k shoved into it like an anal fetishist MD who shoves his whole hand in when he says turn your head and cough.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:45 No.1379514

    We don't need your logic here, MISTER MAN.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)20:45 No.1379515

    You missed the point. Mary Sue writers are RETARDED
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)20:48 No.1379522
    Her familiar is an Isopod.. Wait, that'd be cool.

    Her familiar is a black Fenrisian she-wolf with the mark of slaanesh (for sexual purposes)
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:49 No.1379527
    She somehow has intimate, detail knowledge of every dead church, conspiracy theory, and hidden kingdom in the setting. Possibly through 1337 computer hacking skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:51 No.1379535

    INDEED, for when our great Mary Sue looked at the happiness of the newly-reformed Eldar, she wanted to spread it to the rest of the Galaxy.

    She then turned her eyes to the Orks. These green savages raided and pilliaged everything, all in the name of a good fight. Her Eldar underlings urged her to attack the greenskins, but she refused. There can be a peaceful solution to every situation, she reasoned. And thus, she went off alone to reason with the Orks.

    Using PURE ENERGY to teleport herself to every great Ork warboss, she challenged each one to single combat. After each was beaten, she did not finish them off. She instead offered her hand and preached about a galaxy filled with peace and happiness, something no ork ever thought of before.

    One by one, the warbosses were swayed by her sheer charisma. Even the greatest warbosses, such as Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter. Every Ork, instead of fighting for the sake of fighting, wanted to now fight for universal peace. She brought her eldar and ork followers together to form one great force.

    At first, the Eldar cried out about such savages joining them! But a sparkle stirred in our great Mary-Sue's eyes, and she spoke so charismatically about the joys of the peace that would come from these two races, that every Eldar agreed. And thus, the Orks and Eldar were for the same purpose once more, as the Old Ones intended.

    But, there was still plenty of sadness in the 40K Universe, and our Mary Sue's job has just begun!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:52 No.1379539
    God damnit I'm raging and I don't even mean to!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:53 No.1379543
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:53 No.1379545
    >>fight for universal peace.
    Well corpses are pretty passive.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:54 No.1379546
    >>1379535And thus, she went off alone to reason with the Orks.

    We've created a monster
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:55 No.1379555
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:58 No.1379563
    can't wait to see how she turns necrons...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)20:58 No.1379566

    Next is Tau

    She won't even have to try.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:00 No.1379579
    She obliterates all their mechanical bodies freeing their souls
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)21:04 No.1379600

    What about the star gods?

    Obliterates them with Pure Energy shot into their Core?
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)21:05 No.1379604
    She must restore the Emperor, and find a fully functional STC to bring humanity back to it's height, and make them peaceful.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:06 No.1379607

    The next race she took notice of was the fledgeling Tau Empire! She looked at their idea, and was pleased that they were striving for a Greater Good! But they were going about it all wrong. To have a true Greater Good, all must be equal and free, and live under a banner without oppression.

    She took command of her flagship, The Black Starry Kitsuneblade, made with technology created by our Mary Sue herself, and flew for Tau Space immediately.

    Because of her great technological knowledge, her ship travels at 50 times Warp Travel and reached the Tau home planet of Tau'n in under a day. She teleported to the leader of the Ethereal Caste's chambers - The revered Aun'Va.

    At first, Aun'Va was startled, and was about to call his guards, but one look from the rainbow-eyes of Mary Sue told him she was not an assasin. He asked what she wanted, and she told him. She told him of her ideal universe, the Great Peace. She complimented him on his greater good, but told him that it would fail if he did not aim for ultimate peace. Aun'Va listened, and was swayed by Mary Sue's words. He issued an oath of fealty to Mary Sue the following day, and all the Tau followed. As she was travelling back to her great Peace Fleet, her ship was intercepted by a number of Tau Ships. The commander of this small fleet was Shas O'Shova - Commander Farsight. He told Mary Sue that he was waiting for her arrival for years, wanting her to come and turn the Ethereals from the True Path. He also swore fealty, and Mary Sue accepted him.

    Her host was growing, but peace has not been achieved. Horrors still gave the galaxy war and sadness.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:06 No.1379610
    We must stop this before it gets to out of hand. Angry Marines, to the front!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:07 No.1379613

    Now make her fuck up!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:08 No.1379614
    >>The Black Starry Kitsuneblade
    oh god...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:09 No.1379621
    The IoM doesn't submit to her rule. She seeks out council with the Emperor himself but the inquisitors are jealous and refuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:10 No.1379632
    We need more Marines! Classy Marines, Pretty Marines, Scary Marines, get in there!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:12 No.1379643
    She wakes the Emperor and restores him to his former glory and he is so stricken by her beauty that he decides he must make her his bride
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:14 No.1379653
    She's going to either restore the Emperor or replace him isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:15 No.1379654
    Yeah, probably.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:16 No.1379666
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:21 No.1379690

    My brain, the Sue-ism, it burrrrrrns
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:22 No.1379693
    Dear god, this stuff is gold.

    Incidentally, you forgot her being possessed by a Demonic spirit, that can take control of her actions in moments of great rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:23 No.1379699
    Please stop. I know this is all in jest but the involuntary nerd rage is going to cause a massive stroke.

    Please think of all the deaths you're causing, fa/tg/uys.
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 03/21/08(Fri)21:23 No.1379703
    Well that's that.

    Now make it all collapse on itself!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:23 No.1379704
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:24 No.1379711
    We know, and are using their souls to power a massive doom engine with which we shall take over /v/.
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)21:24 No.1379713
    And then have 42 babies who all become Space Marines!!!~!`1 nyaaaaaaaa~~~!1!

    We still need to come up with a name. We know that it's insanely long and at least mostly japanese
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:25 No.1379715

    What she saw next horrified her. Necrons. Cold, unliving creatures with the goal of bringing the Galaxy to a state of utter death, snuffing out life forever.

    She was considering sallying forth to destroy such foul creatures utterly, when a realization came to her. These creatures have no choice in what they do! It is not truly their will do be so evil and destructive. They don't even have their original souls anymore! She suddenly felt pity for these Necrons, and devised a plan to save them from what they have become.

    With the superior advanced sensors of the Black Starry Kitsuneblade, she located every Tomb World in the Milky Way galaxy. As the planning stage came to a close, it was time for action.

    Her Tau, Orkish, and Eldar allies built a great psychic chamber for her to focus her power in. She stepped inside, and told them to not disturb her during this. She sat in the middle, and with her pure energy psychic powers, she reached out to every Necron Mind in the galaxy, dormant or active. She thrusted her mind forward into theirs, and due to her great benevolent aura, something stirred in these Necrons. Something which has lain dormant for ages. Feelings, thoughts... souls. With one fell swoop, all Necrons became self-aware. Broken from the grasp of their cruel masters. Though they can never truly be alive again, they can do their best to make the universe a better place now.

    But wait, Mary Sue felt a great evil presence near her. She stepped out of her psychic chamber and found two figures. One was clad in a dark robe as black as night, and the other wore white robes, with skin colored a brilliant gold.

    "We are not pleased you took our slaves from us." said the one in black.

    "Indeed we are not, now you must die for our troubles."

    "They are slaves no longer!" Mary Sue cried, and drew her twin katanas. Her wings extended. These evil beings would not be allowed to control innocents any longer!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:25 No.1379716

    A great battle followed, but do to Mary Sue's goddess-like speed and swordsmanship, coupled with her power over PURE ENERGY, these Star Gods were defeated. Mary Sue felt drained after the battle, but she would recover, for her work was not done. As she stepped out of her chambers, she saw an interesting sight.

    Standing before her, in organized ranks, were the kneeling forms of the Necron Lords of the Tomb Worlds of the galaxy. One strode forth and spoke.

    "We have been a slave my entire existence. You have shown us the ability to feel again. And what we feel is regret. We caused so much pain and suffering, and all we want now.. is to end it. Please, accept us to your cause."

    The Lord extended his metal hand. Mary Sue took it into her own, and smiled. They were accepted.

    And like that, more came under her. But her work was unfinished.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:27 No.1379724
    (If you think you're raging now, think of what'll happen when I drag the Primarchs into this.)
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/21/08(Fri)21:27 No.1379726
    But we haven't finished describing her yet! And she hasn't even gone on to Warmachine or screwed up DnD fluff.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:27 No.1379727
    I can feel blood flooding into my skull. Something has ruptured.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:28 No.1379730
    All they ever wanted was to be loved.
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:29 No.1379732
    Using her trueSoulForm she enters into the warp and communicates in her meriaculas pure energy form to both the Emperor and the Chaos gods, uniting them together in her dazzling display of love and harmony.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:34 No.1379740
    God no make it stop!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:34 No.1379742


    She can't stop now, there is still more to be done!
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)21:38 No.1379757
    My eyes changed to Fiery Red after reading this.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:39 No.1379759
    Yes, rage, rage at our Mary Sue. That to shall power our doom machine. /v/ shall be ours!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:40 No.1379762
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    >> Sorcerer of Tzeentch !UNUZCBsleo 03/21/08(Fri)21:49 No.1379792
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:50 No.1379798

    translated from (The ultimate fist of light love and truth saber dragon fang heart)
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:51 No.1379801

    The tyranids were both an interesting and terrifying race to behold. INDEED, Mary Sue did not know what to do with them at first. All they seemed to do was consume everything a world had to offer and move on to the next! There must be something that drove them! Something that Mary Sue could harness and turn these beasts from their path without resorting to Genocide!

    One day, during her psychic meditation she found it. They were being controlled by some sort of H ive Mind! A collection of minds which controlled the greater whole of the Tyranids. There were three seperate great hiveminds - Kraken, Behemoth, and Leviathan.

    She used her powers to connect herself with the consciousness of each of these three Hive Minds. Though they were a bit feral, she could communicate with them, but that was not enough. Through her psychic will, and Pure Energy, she completely changed the Hive Minds' instincts. Instead of devour and gain more biomass, they would go back to the worlds they already devoured and nurse them back to health. Instead of creating great and terrible beasts, they would create creatures that would populate these worlds, and live in a newly created ecosystem in supporting relationships. And when biomass for these projects grew thin, the Hive Minds would dissassemble themselves and join these ecosystems.

    All through the great influence of Mary Sue, the Tyranid thread was ended, and something peaceful and productive came from these once-feared creatures!

    But there were greater evils in the galaxy, and Mary Sue would stop them.
    >> Sorcerer of Tzeentch !UNUZCBsleo 03/21/08(Fri)21:54 No.1379806

    According to Google Language Tools that says:

    Love of truth and light saber in the heart of the dragon's teeth clenched fist final

    It's a bad Japanese translation. Fucking perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:55 No.1379809
    At first I was lol'ing but now I feel sick.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:58 No.1379816
    She hasn't had sex with enough female Eldar and Tau special characters yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)21:58 No.1379818

    And you should.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:00 No.1379827
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:00 No.1379828
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:02 No.1379835
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:02 No.1379836
    raging...with PURE ENERGY!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:04 No.1379844
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)22:05 No.1379846

    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:05 No.1379847
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:10 No.1379862
    I raged. HARD.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:11 No.1379863
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:11 No.1379864

    NO. If we can't have top hat and targeting monocle wearing Space Marines that constantly speak with an over the top british accent, then we DEFIANTLY can't have any fucking Marysue Marines. End of discussion.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:12 No.1379867
    The Custodes.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:12 No.1379870
    The Imperium of Man. Most likely the greatest Military power in the entire Galaxy. And it was so full of hate, paranoia, zealotry, and even worse feelings. Mary Sue could hardly bear it. If anybody needed her, it was these people. Her first encounter with them came as a large red ship attacked and boarded one of her Orkish patrols. She sallied out and saw the slaughter caused by these large 7-foot tall men in power armor. A logo was painted on their shoulders. It was a raven with a drop of blood in its center. She decided she would not kill these warriors, she instead used her psychic powers to capture them for questioning. She eventually found their commander. A bald man by the name of Indrick Boreale.

    Boreale, when faced with Mary Sue's great beauty and charisma, told him of the Imperium, and of its finest soldiers, named by Boreale as the "Spess Marens". These Spess Marens were created by the Emperor over ten millenia ago, along with twenty Primarchs. But now the Imperium has fallen from the Emperor's original vision and is an incredibly harsh place.

    Mary Sue nodded at Boreale's tale, and asked him and his Spess Marens to join her, at first he thought the idea was ludicrous! But after seeing her plan for the galaxy, he had no choice but to believe in her cause, and thus, Boreale and the Blood Ravens Chapter of "spess marens" joined Mary Sue's forces.

    However, they areb ut one small piece of the Imperium, the road ahead will surely be long and hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:14 No.1379876
    Ok, I take my RAGE back.

    This is officially awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:17 No.1379886
    All the PURE EnErGy she is using is going to create SuMary, her equal in the warp, who she will have to face in single combat with her two katanas. Where MarySue has Love etched on one katana with hate scratched out, SueMary has Love scratched out.

    The rivalry between these two would tear the universe asunder.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:18 No.1379893
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:18 No.1379899

    This might not be a terribly bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:19 No.1379903
    HARDREX sees what you did there.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)22:28 No.1379934

    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:38 No.1379968
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:38 No.1379972
    From legendary Blood Raven Commander Gabriel Angelos, Mary Sue heard tales of the Adeptus Astartes, which was another name for "spess merens". She heard of their heroism and valor, and the great strength that they had! Truly, if she dared to win over the Imperium, she would have to win over these spess marens.

    The first Spess Merens she would win over were the valorous Ultramarines. She heard that they were wise, and great tacticians. Surely this meant they were wise! They could see her views, couldn't they?

    But she heard of a great leader interred on the homeworld of these Ultramarines. A leader known as Roboute Guilliaman. If she could win him over, then a great many Spess Merens would follow!

    The flagship Black Starry Kistuneblade came upon the Ultramar system. And under the cover of night, Mary Sue infiltrated Macragge, and found the great Shrine where the Primarch Roboute Guilliaman was kept. She saw him then, magnificent even in stasis. His stern face, and a terrible scar on his neck. Mary Sue was moved by his stoic expression and decided to heal his wounds!

    Using magic from PURE ENERGY, she healed the wound completely, and then quickly disengaged the stasis field, and for the first time in millenia, the great Primarch blinked. He looked at her, breathing slowly.

    "You.. are not Fulrgim. What are you doing here?"

    "I must speak with you, Primarch. About a greater galaxy, about a galaxy we can truly live in."
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:39 No.1379974

    She then told him. She told him of the peace that she was striving for, of the ideal galaxy where all were equal.

    Guilliaman listened slowly, nodding his head as she spoke. Taken aback a bit by her wisdom and vision.

    "And that, great Primarch, is why I need your Spess Merens."

    "My.. what?"

    "Your Spess Merens! Your Adeptus Astartes! Your Warriors!"

    "My Adeptus Astartes... So you meant my Space Marines? Very well. The Ultramarine Chapter shall be yours, as well all Chapters descended from my original Legion. Now, let us go inform the leaders of Macragge, for I have been gone far too long."

    And thus, Mary Sue's plans inched forward, one step at a time. Soon the Imperium as a whole would come under her vision.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:44 No.1379994
    Secret plot twist: Actually a greater demon of Tzeentch in disguise.

    Second plot twist: Emperor's daughter.
    >> Sorcerer of Tzeentch !UNUZCBsleo 03/21/08(Fri)22:44 No.1379995

    I think I'm going to be sick.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:45 No.1379996
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    What the shit is with this thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:50 No.1380008
    When she gets to go after Chaos, I request group rape with Emperor's Children.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)22:54 No.1380026
    >>1379974 "My what?"

    fukkin lol'd
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/21/08(Fri)23:00 No.1380049

    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)23:13 No.1380103
    Yes please
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)23:15 No.1380107
    lame that this was reduced to a spess merens joke
    >> Sorcerer of Tzeentch !UNUZCBsleo 03/21/08(Fri)23:15 No.1380109

    I don't think so, Tim.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)23:41 No.1380225
    Dear god, writefag needs to finish this, or we shall never feel the glory of Mary Sue and her SPESS MAREENS!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)23:53 No.1380288
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    Shortly after bringing peace the galaxy, she was found brutally dismembered, and in her blood was written the words- INFINITUM VIGILLIUS.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)23:56 No.1380309
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    After their victory, forever after, whenever the Scary Marines struck at figures of great importance, they would find articles of clothing, or pieces of armour, or even weapons once wielded by the Great Mary-sue, as a reminder of the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)00:50 No.1380622
    she also has cat ears like a catgirl
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)02:23 No.1381181
    and a fox tail
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:00 No.1381342
    I fucking hate all of you for this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:00 No.1381345
    Mission accomplished
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:10 No.1381395
    GTFO faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:27 No.1381457

    I'm reading these in the voice of the DoW narrator. It's quite painful
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:39 No.1381502
    We need someone to draw the finished product of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)03:44 No.1381517
    Wait, out loud?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:03 No.1381577
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:04 No.1381580
    I don't even know what to say. I...think I should go to sleep. I believe this thread has severed the rather tenuous link I had on reality.

    I feel...disoriented. Dizzy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:07 No.1381585
    God help me, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:09 No.1381593
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    >and Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:39 No.1381650
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)04:42 No.1381655
    Oh no...
    >> Commissar Holt 03/22/08(Sat)05:20 No.1381704
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    This heresy is unbearable!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)05:29 No.1381724
    I'm doing this now, and equal parts raging and loving it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)05:30 No.1381725

    You are now reading them as narrated by Pauly Shore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)05:35 No.1381731
    I love how half of the mary-sue's clichè that were said in the first few posts basically were ALL covered by a character of a girl I know
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)06:09 No.1381767
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    Why do you do these things? Why?!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)06:11 No.1381770
    I want for you to hurt her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)07:11 No.1381801
    My body is about to undergo binary fission to eliminate the schism between the rage and the lol. Fuck I don't think I can feel my right side anymore. Either I've had a stroke or that side is starting to separate
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)07:16 No.1381814
    moar! she should meet the thousand sons next!
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 03/22/08(Sat)07:51 No.1381861
    God, reading this has caused my jaw to clench so hard that I've actually got a screaming pain in the muscles between my jaw and throat. I'm genuinely considering going to a doctor.


    I can't hate myself enough for this, but at the same time I can't not help.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)07:53 No.1381864
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    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)07:56 No.1381875
    Where is the writefag? I want to see the end of this... Mary Suelogy.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 03/22/08(Sat)07:58 No.1381880
    I'd take over, but I think one of my back teeth just cracked from the sheer mighty might of my rage-induced clench.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)08:02 No.1381888
    I'll take over. Although, my writing skill is pretty low. I have good ideas, but my execution sucks Power-Pack Balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)08:03 No.1381892
    Hey guys. Don't make me go over there. You won't like it if I go over there.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)08:10 No.1381907

    Soon... Soon the imperium will be under her vision.

    The Space Wolves were a noble Chapter. Mary heard many things about the proud warrior heritage of the Space Wolves, and the History of Leman Russ.

    Leman Russ quickly grabbed her attention.
    "Wait. Are you telling me that a friend is trapped in The Warp?"
    "Yes. He's been there for quite some time. We don't even know if he's still alive."

    Mary Sue took this upon herself to save this brave hero.

    Three Hours Later...

    Mary Sue had a peculiar way, a most ancient way of reaching The Warp. She meditated for almost one minute, and her mind and soul was set free. She felt an inertial tug at her very being, and the spanscape was morphed, twisted, as some things dissapeared, and other things newly formed.

    Twisted, hellish things that only the minds of neckbearded nerds could dream of envisioning.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)08:17 No.1381919
    The Fog of the Warp seemed to form a bubble around her, as she travelled through the warp. She was safe, for now.

    Closer, towards the Eye of Terror she travelled. She knew Leman Russ was there. One peculiar thing happened during her travels. A lone stone, with no direction (Presumably home), was floating horizontally past her vision. What could this mean...

    She didn't think any of it, anyway. Soon enough, she reached a Chaos Sanctuary, for lack of a better term. Screams of pain, lust, rage, and corpulence erupted as a harmony of dissonance from this keep. Leman Russ was inside.

    (Oh for fucks sake. I have to go. I'll continue writing this up tommorow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)09:31 No.1382004
    Beware, gentlemen!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)09:53 No.1382049
    Of course, once she has unified the universe, she must discover she is the Emperor's daughter, and while she must accept a member of each of the races as her lover/concubine, her one true love must be the man Leman Russ, whom she rescued from the warp. Naturally the Eldar and Tau concubines/representatives must be female, to serve her bisexuality trait.
    >> Lazy DM V 03/22/08(Sat)10:13 No.1382104
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    SaNIty is FOR the WEak!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)10:14 No.1382109

    And you cannot forget that Leman Russ cannot be any good at what he's supposed to do. She has to outshine him, but only after he fails so he can be rescued by her love and 133t skillz.
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    She also has to encounter Khorne, who, after setting eyes on her and hearing of her great vision, will feel sadness at all the death he has caused and immediately beg for her forgiveness.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)13:59 No.1382993
    (CONTINUED! Im amazed this thread is still open.)

    As the Chaos Keep loomed ahead, she couldn't hear the daemon immaterialising behind her, as she has almost no prior knowledge of this realm, despite the various warnings her Eldar Companions have told her about this mysterious Realm.

    The Bloodthirster could see it. An intruder in the warp! What a magnificent head. 5 colours of hair, Technicolor eyes, smooth jawline, perfect skin, somewhat pointed ears... Though this will not matter once her head is harvested. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

    At the last moment, Mary's back sprouted wings of PURE ENERGY, glancing the blow off her Wings.
    "Wh...What is this?"
    A sudden feeling of vertigo washed over her, as suddenly there was a feeling of (ir)reality warping and bending around her. She could see them. Whisps of hate and rage, twirling, screaming, roaring, forming into coherent shapes. Well, as coherent as you can get in this realm, anyway.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)14:16 No.1383028
    At least fifty odd demons sprouted into inexistance around her, each seemingly more violent and bloodthirsty than the next. Their Axes gleamed with somehow ever-dripping blood, swathed in cold, hard, dark chains. They were wearing little less than a breastplate and a loin cloth, and an assortment of skulls or skull-like objects around theirselves.

    Mary quickly steadied herself, and drew her Two Double-ended Katana-Scythes, Love and Hate. One was attuned to the Pure Light, and another was attuned to Pure Darkness. On second thought, she sheathed her Darkness Katana-Scythe, noticing the predicament she was in.

    One after one, the Daemons lept at her, eager to be The One to earn Khorne's favour. However, it was fruitless. One after one, Mary rendt(?) them through, with the Katana, and then harvested their essence with the Scythe side. She wished that this slaughter could end, she really did. But these daemons just wouldn't listen to reason... Not like the daemons back home.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)14:36 No.1383069
    This has to end one way

    The emperor wakes up, says 'fuck dis shit' and wipes her from existence.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)14:41 No.1383087
    she's a psychic. He eats her soul to wake up
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)14:46 No.1383099
    At least Khorne goes down swinging.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)14:48 No.1383101
    The anticlimactic battle came to a close, Mary continued onwards, flying through warp into the Chaos Castle on her Wings of Pure Energy.

    She flew towards where the dungeons were, and cut open a clean circle so that she could go through. Thousands of prisoners, Hundreds of Mutants, One Leman Russ. This was not the Leman Russ told in legend, the pure, noble Leman that once was. This Leman Russ was mutated beyond belief, his armour grafting to his body through thousands of years he's been improsoned.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)14:53 No.1383113
    wut the fuck is that about, i always thought that halfdragons where something like Grendel in the Beowulf-saga
    why the fuck would the creation of a really large lizard and a bald ape be something you want to be?
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)14:55 No.1383125
    "Wh...Who the Wolf are you?" Leman feebly said, looking up at Mary.

    "I'm Mary. And i'm here to save you."

    Mary cut the bonds that was holding Leman Russ, and gazed upon his disgurements. She gagged, and nearly vomited, covering her mouth with a delicate hand. She could only do one thing to avoid being repulsed as she gazed up him.

    She focused for one moment, and put her hand over his Power Armour. Leman's disfigurements regressed, his face returned to its former splendour, and the insignia of valour returned.

    "Thank you Mary. My Space Marine chapter is yours to command."

    The door of the dungeon was broken down, and in came a creature with the greatest Daemon Energy for thousands of miles to come.
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)14:58 No.1383135
    Trait: His family is DEEEEEAD!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:01 No.1383147

    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)15:03 No.1383154
    >*My Wolf Marine chapter is yours to Wolf.

    Fixed. )

    Leman was forced to the ground by the terrible energy that this creature imposed. "Such... Terrible Power..."

    Mary was forced into a kneeling position by this terrible energy "Such... Reiatsu..."

    The figure slowly stepped towards Leman. "So. You have been freed? Ha! HA!" The figure took his gigantic axe, and swung it over his head, splitting Leman into Two. (BAD END)

    Mary Saw this terrible deed, and felt an insane rage build inside her. No... The demon was going to come out...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:04 No.1383158
    >Mary was forced into a kneeling position by this terrible energy "Such... Reiatsu..."
    >"Such... Reiatsu..."


    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)15:09 No.1383176
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    ( I hate myself for writing it, but it had to be done. )

    "Mwe he. Ha haha. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Mary Screamed, as her very being twisted and morphed. She was no longer Dragon-Elf-Human-Demon-Angel-Centaur-Raven-Faerie anymore. She was now a strange Dragon-Elf-Human-Demon-Angel-Centaur-Raven-Faerie-Daemon Hybrid.

    "Oh, I see you've come to play, then. Let me introduce myself" The figure said, stepping out of the shadows.

    (WRITING THIS MAKES ME NERDRAGE) He was darkly robed, with gold and red trim on the extremities. He pulled his robe back, and there he was, in all his Bull-headed Glory.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:18 No.1383215
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    "It is I. Khorne. Chaos God of Martial Honour and Excellence. I have heard much about you, Mary Sue. You and your Dual Katana Scythe power. Honour me with a duel." He finished, readying his axe.

    Mary Sue could barely think straight, her Reiatsu growing as herself was changing. Her Darkly attuned Katana Scythe seemed more tempting to use now...

    She took out her Dark Katana Scythe, and black, flowing robes appeared over her, accentuating her creamy thighs. "We must get this done."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:22 No.1383230
    Don't forget the sunglasses, slow motion, and all that.
    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 03/22/08(Sat)15:23 No.1383237
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    >> Helios 03/22/08(Sat)15:24 No.1383241
    >>She took out her Dark Katana Scythe, and black, flowing robes appeared over her, accentuating her creamy thighs. "We must get this done."

    >>appeared over her, accentuating her creamy thighs.
    >>accentuating her creamy thighs.
    >>creamy thighs

    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)15:29 No.1383261
    Blow after blow. Strike after strike. Parry after parry. Forward->Down->Downforward + Punch after Forward->Down->Downforward + Punch. Neither could get the upper hand for days upon days.

    Until finally, Mary saw a weak spot in Khorne's onslaught. She has ducked a very mighty horizontal swing. She dashed forward, and gracefully stuck the Dark Katana inside of Khorne's stomach.

    Everything halted.

    "Heh... You got me, Mary Sue. I will admit that... You have me and my minions in your command."

    A terrible tremor was felt throughout the castle. Khorne was looking a little faint. "Lets say, this is my last final present to you." He said. His body shook, tremor'd as his Reiatsu was losing its stability. Khorne was sucked into Mary Sue's Dark Katana Scythe.

    Her scythe started trickling blood across the edge of the Katana side, and the edge of the Scythe side, and chains enveloped it, as a golden skull appeared on the handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:33 No.1383272
    That's it. I've raged so much I'm bald, impotent and half dead.
    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 03/22/08(Sat)15:34 No.1383278
    im all tingly
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)15:44 No.1383325
    Meanwhile, Mary Sue's army of Union'd Eldar, Tau, Orks, Space Marines, and freed necron souls were doing diplomatic doings with the rest of the galaxy. But enough about them.

    Mary Sue mourned the loss of Leman Russ, the most Honourable WolfMarine of the Wolftime. She stood over him, shedding a single tear. The tear touched Leman's left half of his body.

    Suddenly, his body shone with the holiest of PURE ENERGIES, as strands of PURE ENERGY formed between the two halves. They joined the two halves together, and Leman was made anew.

    "You... You're not dead?"

    "No. You're Wolf restored the Wolf in me."

    Mary Sue was so touched by his... Compliment?

    Mary Sue still had much work left undone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:46 No.1383337

    lolling so hard
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:49 No.1383352
    My throat is sore from crying out in anger.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)15:50 No.1383353

    A little of the former, a little of the latter.
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    This is rather amusing.
    And humorously Infuriating.
    >> !Ep8pui8Vw2 !moot/UIi/o 03/22/08(Sat)15:52 No.1383365
    I may never forgive you for this.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)15:57 No.1383392
    Her Khorne Katana-Scythe told her that the next Daemon most likely to follow her is Nurgle. She knew where to go. Leathery, Daemonic wings sprouted from her back, greeting the wings of Pure Energy that she had. She flew through the warp, her robes swathing over her voluptuous, athletic figure.

    As she continued on, she felt the warp feel.. Sickly. Bubbles of sentient pus formed around this area, as the entire area became congested with filth.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:06 No.1383439
    Khorne shielder her from the various diseases known, unknown, and inbetween the known and unknown, by giving her an Aura of Fire. This protected her from the debilating effects of NurgleVania.

    She continued on, and she saw the vile castle of horrors that threatened to engulf her in pestilence and decay.

    As she wade through the warp, an interesting thing happened. The drawbridge let down. Mary Sue entered through the drawbridge, and gazed into the castle. It was surprisingly clean, as you wouldn't expect from the god of Decay and pestilence.

    She continued on, and she found a very large stair case, draped in green and red. She flew up the stairs.

    She entered a gigantic hallway, draped with pictures, porcelain, and portraits.An occasional mutant dog, a portrait of "Grandpa nurgle", and for some strange reason, an Eldar Wraithbone artifact.

    Mary Sue didn't know why, but she was compelled to take this artifact with her. She made it into a necklace with a string of PURE ENERGY, and wore it around her neck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:07 No.1383447
    Every time you say PURE ENERGY, I fall over laughing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:08 No.1383454
    Maybe the rage has dulled me, maybe it's the drinking, but I can't bring myself to hate anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:09 No.1383456
    I wanna know
    what you're thinking
    there are some things you can't hide...
    I wanna know
    what you're feeling
    tell me what's on you mind.

    *pure energy*

    Here i am in silence
    looking round without a clue
    I find myself along again
    all alone with you...
    I can see behind your eyes
    the things that i don't know
    if you hide away from me
    how can our love grow?

    I wanna know
    what you're thinking
    there are some things you can't hide ...
    I wanna know
    what you're feeling
    tell me what's on your mind.

    I know I could break you down
    but what good would it do
    i could surely never know
    that what you say is true..
    here i am in silence
    it's a game i have to play
    you and i in silence
    with nothing else to say..

    I wanna know
    what you're thinking
    there are some things you can't hide
    I wanna know
    what you're feeling
    tell me what's on your mind..

    *pure energy*

    I wanna know
    what you're thinking
    there are some things you can't hide
    I wanna know
    what you're feeling
    tell me what's on your mind..
    I wanna know..
    what you'er thinking..
    there are some things you can't hide..
    I wanna know..
    what you're feeling..
    tell me what's on your mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:10 No.1383458
    Is that song just two verses repeated ad infinitum?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:11 No.1383461
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:12 No.1383465
    Mary Sue entered the final room. She saw Nurgle, Prince of Decay, Grandfather of Pestilence, sitting upon his tall throne, wearing a cape with a red inside, sporting a Luscious Malfoy haircut(lol panji i hope ur readin this ^_^).

    "Nurgle! Join me in my quest to join everyone in this galaxy as one!"

    "It is not by my hand that this galaxy was doomed. It was... Humans, who wish to pay heed to greed."

    "Those words are as empty as an evil Daemon's soul! Mankind is just and loving! Love and Friendship will prevail."

    "What is a man?" Nurgle exclaimed, throwing his glass of almost certainly not wine to the ground. "A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:14 No.1383479
    God damn it now this is just getting silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:15 No.1383483
    if mary-sue isn't gang raped by slaanesh I will be pissed
    >> Panji 03/22/08(Sat)16:16 No.1383486

    ... you know that 3.5 game I'm running?
    Yeah, I'm going to kill you in so many ways you won't know if that's your arm or what remains of your severed head.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:17 No.1383494
    Mary Sue bests Slaanesh and proceeds to the inner sanctum of Tzeentch. However, as she absorbs more PURE ENERGY to fly away on her weird magical wings, Tzeentch gives her a massive warp migraine and then Slaanesh (who wasn't really defeated) get's carnal on her ass.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:19 No.1383505
    Flashback. Mary Sue was actually raped by Slaanesh when she was 7, thus creating Demon-Sue. Seeing him again makes Demon-Sue split and sacrifice herself to destroy Slaanesh in a burst of PURE DARK ENERGY.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:19 No.1383508
    Nurgle dissapeared in a pillar of flame.

    Mary Sue didn't know where he was. This was his domain. She heard a screech, and Nurgle appeared behind her. He lifted his cape and spewed forth a fountain of Bats from his cape.

    Mary Sue deflected all of those bats, and stabbed Nurgle in the face.



    Nurgle unleashed a primal scream that shook the foundations of this warp-floating castle. He transformed, pus growing, writhing, growing, duplicating, miasming all over himself, until he was over two stories tall, and several billion stories worth of "Hey, I got this one bad pimple once".
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:21 No.1383518
    Before She deals with the final blow with PURE DARK HATEFUL ENERGYYYYYY to Slaanesh, he/she reveals a secret to her! She/he is actually her long lost father! Realizing she was the product of rape, she forms into PURE DARK FINAL ANGEL ENERGY FORM and destroys her dark parents witch destroys the evil part of herself and she finally comes to terms with her hatred!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:23 No.1383523
    she can now go into her PURE LIGHT ENERGY PRINCESS LIGHT FORM and replaces Slaanesh as a goddess of chaos and brings chaos under her righteous heel and transforms the warp into a thing of pure goodnessesss!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:24 No.1383528
    And is gradually corrupted until she becomes Slaanesh herself.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:25 No.1383531
    But it turns out she was given a magical amulet by her parents that reversed the corruption with the power of love!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:25 No.1383534
    Just as planned.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:27 No.1383541
    ( I have something in store for slaanesh. Don't worry.

    I will admit, those parts were fucking stupid, and not rage-inducing at all. )

    Mary Sue saw the power that was infront of her. A giant writhing ball of pus, decay, but he seemed to like all of it.

    "Nurgle! Why are you so disgusting while your castle is so clean!"

    "Mary Sue, you know that I, prince of Decay, want nothing better to do than to decay!"

    "But doesn't that get boring after a while? I mean, why don't you change what you're doing after a while?"

    "...You know what. You're completely right" Nurgle said, deflating. He was still repulsive. "Mary Sue... Could you please make me look beautiful?"

    Mary Sue was more than happy to help. She concentrated for a moment, letting herself focus. She held her hand infront of herself, towards nurgle.

    PURE ENERGY enswathed Nurgle, just like in Sailor Moon. His features contracted, his other 5 legs receding, and his hair getting clean and lengthy. After a few minutes, Mary Sue's work was completed. Nurgle was now a bishie, perfectly beautiful.

    "Thank you, Mary Sue. My Plaguebearers and disciples are yours."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:28 No.1383550
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:29 No.1383554
    >just like in Sailor Moon

    Fuck, you're good at this.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:32 No.1383563
    "Nurgle... You look... Beautiful."

    "Thank you, Mary. It's all because of you."

    Mary felt herself swoon. She pretended to trip forwards, and nurgle caught her. She looked up in his eyes, blinked them, and blushed.

    "Mary Sue... I think I love you."

    "I love you too, Nurgle."

    Before they knew it, they were kissing eachother, passionately, interlocking their lips, feeling eachothers tongues in their mouths, getting turned on further and further.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:32 No.1383566
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    I'm coughing up blood from the rage.

    ... Someone should post this on a serious WH4K RP site. That would be fun.

    Also, this needs to be her familiar/pet/bff that can actually turn into ...whatever, that only she can control.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:35 No.1383577
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:37 No.1383583
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    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:43 No.1383601
    (I had to take a shower to rid myself of this filth.)

    She could feel him against her body. He was touching her supple breasts as she felt his tongue let go of her mouth. She gasped in anticipation, as he felt his tongue move down from her neck, to her left breast, and down her curvy abdomen.

    As he went to work, she dropped Khorne Katana Scythe out of sheer extacy, the Khorne Katana Scythe trembling with untold fury... Then She got an idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)16:44 No.1383603
    she should be able to have a gargant as a pet

    or at least a kroot friend
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)16:47 No.1383616
    Nurgle was lapping up Mary Sue, and she could feel it. She could feel it coming... The sheer exhiliration of her first time orgasming shot through her body like an electric shock. PURE ENERGY shot into Nurgle's face, and he licked it all off. "Mmm. Deliscious."

    "Oohhh... That was good... Bend over, please, sweetie."

    "Whatever you say, my love."

    She picked up the fiercly trembling Khorne Katana Scythe by the Handle, and disattached the blades. Now, it was safe for insertion...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)17:03 No.1383656
    I will END you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)17:04 No.1383659
    I think he ENDED himself, been a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)17:05 No.1383661
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)17:19 No.1383704
    New thread guise.
    >> Clarence, Mage 03/22/08(Sat)17:20 No.1383706
    >> Anonymous 03/22/08(Sat)19:55 No.1384399
    god damnit

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