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    395 KB A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:41 No.1398089  
    Ahaha, holy shit. Mary Sue jackpot. Some guy on IRC is telling me about his characters. Posting the chat for your lulz and RAGE.

    goob> shes ment to be a little angel
    <goob> she will try anything
    <goob> hehe
    <goob> and go with it so long as her white barrier dosent react
    <f0rgetmekn0t> mhm
    <goob> her white barrier is her aura, it reacts when she is in danger or hurt
    <f0rgetmekn0t> I see.
    <goob> it wel
    <goob> it glows brite white as a warning then the next moment, smacks anything that touches her, and sends it flying
    <goob> heh Pure is actually quite the defensive type but eh
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Hehe.
    * goob quits with the boringrp stuff
    <goob> well um im glad you liked her heh..
    <goob> but yea um, did you want to know about her family its a rather long story >.>
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:42 No.1398092
    f0rgetmekn0t> Sure.
    <f0rgetmekn0t> I'm up for listening.
    <goob> well, as i said Pure is a healer right?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Mhm.
    <goob> have you seen the other pic that was with Pures? the kid with the Scythe?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> yeah I saw that
    <goob> thats her little brother, hes a necromancer
    <goob> his name is Gemini and well...hes rarther dark as oppsed to Pure
    <goob> he has white hair and golden fox ears and tail, usually covered by his dark green druid robes
    <goob> the ears and tail have black tips
    <goob> he is the youngest of the Metalas, age 4
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Hm.
    <goob> his eyes are left green and the right red
    <goob> and thats Gemini :)
    <goob> heh if youd want later on you can meet him too? though idk if youd like him as much
    <f0rgetmekn0t> so how old is pure? Was it five or six?
    <goob> 5
    <goob> in our years that is
    <goob> shes lived for 300 years
    <goob> to us shes 5 though
    <goob> same with Gemini but hes 4 and has lived for 200 years
    <goob> then theres one other sibling but hes rather...um
    <goob> >.>
    <goob> more stoic than Gemini and considered the best of the family
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:43 No.1398097
    f0rgetmekn0t> Wanna tell me more?
    <goob> yes i do i just need to find his pic
    <f0rgetmekn0t> ok
    <goob> http://www.thelegendofdragoon.net/imagegallery/lloyd6.jpg
    <goob> thats him
    <goob> he ususually uses a scmitar strapped to the back of his belt, a longsword on his back and a dagger reversed so the handle poits downward on his back
    <goob> 3 sword in all
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Mhm
    <goob> ^s
    <goob> his name is Silvos Metala
    <goob> and the fire buster he has is the scimitars ture form
    <goob> ^true
    <goob> and also the family blade weild ed by the other 2 siblings in the past, though its Silvos's now
    <goob> his dagger is a lightning blade that calls various spells, ames with his longsword that calls ice and the scimitar that calls fire
    * goob waits for you to read, he dosent want to go too fast
    <f0rgetmekn0t> lol, don't worry
    <f0rgetmekn0t> I'm a quick reader
    <goob> another thing aobut him
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:43 No.1398101
    goob> he has 3 blooblines in him and is also considered a hybrid fox
    <goob> he is one part kitsune, 1 part oni, and one part elve
    <goob> becuase of that ,he posses the most powerfull and deadly teachniques of all 3
    <goob> the only diffrence is that his fox ears and tail are ghost
    <goob> he sliced them off when he left the village
    <goob> the difrenec with his necklace though is that its a half of a cresant moon necklace
    <f0rgetmekn0t> mhm
    <goob> Pure has the other half and Gemini has the center piece that hold it togeather
    <goob> theres a reason for that too
    <goob> sry if im borin ya -.-
    * goob has made them over the course of 13 years :/
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Not bored at all.
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Keep going'
    <goob> well as the 3rd sibling, Silvos isnt considered part of the family...hence why he....slcied off his own ears and tail
    <goob> and left
    <goob> but not before there father, Oni, stoped him, they excahnaged blow after blow, untill Silvos aid Oni out
    <goob> Silvos turned to leave only to have oni slash him across his right eye with a black scar
    <goob> Silvos still left, without another word
    <goob> since then Pure has always wanted him back
    <goob> and Silvos has grown quite cold to her, she thinks she has harmed him in some way..
    <goob> thats the story, and its still going..
    <goob> hehe
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:44 No.1398105
    God fucking damn, where the fuck do these people come from? He spent 13 years on THAT?
    >> Guardsman Gary !p24mrXpa8I 03/24/08(Mon)23:44 No.1398106
    Oy vey.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:44 No.1398116
    Too bad there's no IRC command to blow up his computer. :(
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:45 No.1398117
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:46 No.1398126
    Someone archive this. It's beyond the rage incited by Fireice Moonsun or whatever his name is. The horrible spelling makes it even better.
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:47 No.1398137
    This guy's an endless font of shit. He's everything you should learn NOT to do when making a character.
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:49 No.1398156
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Silvos seems a little scary :X
    <goob> he should
    <goob> but at heart hes just cold, and needs to be warmed agasin
    <goob> that and....Pure died for him..
    <goob> i told you Pure was a healer right?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> yeah.
    <goob> er sry i did
    <goob> anyway
    <goob> she has a move called Martyr...you can guess what she did
    <goob> on the verge of death from a major fight, Pure felt her brothers life force slipping, and she.....gave her life for him...and died
    <goob> thats when Pure became a spirt fox, and immortal
    <f0rgetmekn0t> ah.
    <goob> Silvos found out...and he was furious
    <goob> he took up Pures body and in exchange for his immortality, he gave Pure back her life
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:49 No.1398164
    part kitsune, 1 part oni, and one part elve
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:50 No.1398171
    nowhere, retard. He said three bloodlines and gave three.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:52 No.1398178
    Yeah. Just noticed that.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:53 No.1398185
    :3 this guy reminds me of my character whos one part angel one part demon one part dragon but also a cyborg created from alchemical powers after he was greviously wounded in battle and it made him feel very upset and sad also he was cursed by a gypsy so now under the light of a full moon he turns into a female were-echidna

    hes secretly in love with his adopted sister too and she doesn't know it but when he turns into the were-echidna she doesnt know its him so he uses that time to get closer to her if you know what im talkin about also i think you do haha =n_n=

    hes not very good at fighting though but when backed into a corner he pulls on his heritage that hes kind of ashamed of because its so conflicted to use awesome powerful demon and angel magic to cripple his foes sometimes permenantly but usually not because hes very gentle and a kind soul

    so guys how do you like my character please leave feedback because i love him lots and i hope u do 2
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:53 No.1398186
    In his ass.
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:54 No.1398195
    goob> Silvos lives long, but isnt immortal
    <goob> since then he hasent been able to even touch Pure let alone look at her, she thinks she did somthing wrong...
    <goob> heh waht a story hm?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> hmm...
    <goob> Silvos has lived for 500 years, and is 21 by our standards
    <f0rgetmekn0t> I don't mind if you keep going.
    <goob> his eyes are a cold blue untill he usses his oni powere, were they turn red and bleed
    <goob> hehe
    <goob> thaats aobut all
    * f0rgetmekn0t is a little tired and not very talkative :x
    * goob hugs
    <goob> <3
    <goob> but yeaa, do you like them?
    <goob> hehe
    <f0rgetmekn0t> they're really unique
    <f0rgetmekn0t> and I can tell you put a lot of time into them
    <goob> i do like them...namily cause they are all a part of me in a way....heh
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:56 No.1398206
    Holy fuck.
    >> A.non.moose 03/24/08(Mon)23:56 No.1398210

    He wants me to "RP" with his characters. I wonder what terrible mess of spelling and grammar he spills out for that...

    I don't want to /tg/, don't make me.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:57 No.1398214

    ...171 here, and I agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:57 No.1398215
    I think I popped something
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:57 No.1398216
    Do it, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:57 No.1398217
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:57 No.1398218
    a boner?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:58 No.1398220

    do it i want 2 c if he is a tru rper like me ill hold u hstage with my kirby gun

    (> >_>)>|== ---o
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:58 No.1398222

    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:58 No.1398226
    horrible mary sue aside... this shit is why you don't ever trust fa/tg/uys. we aren't your friends. We aren't interested in you, and if we are, its not good.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/08(Mon)23:59 No.1398231
    I don't know how /tg/ finds these rage inducing bishop niggers, but fuck damn they still somehow manage to do it.
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:01 No.1398246

    Worst fucking mural ever. It's just a shitload of facepalms with Picard's facepalm overlayed over it.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:03 No.1398255
    goob> i do like them...namily cause they are all a part of me in a way....heh
    <goob> did you want to meet any of them tonight?
    <goob> er, the other 2 i mean
    <f0rgetmekn0t> ah, it's late an dI need to shower and get to school
    <f0rgetmekn0t> how about tomorrow?
    <goob> ya it is, sry :x
    <goob> hehe sure
    <goob> um any questions about them?
    <goob> oh yea, each does bear a mark of thier ultimate technique, Pure and Gemini have them too
    <goob> hehe i think youd like Pures
    <f0rgetmekn0t> oh?
    <goob> its on her tummy and is a rather large black cresant moon
    <goob> thats...the mark of Martyr
    <f0rgetmekn0t> like a tattoo? Or more like a scar?
    <goob> they ar all scars
    <goob> and becsue of that her stomach is very sensitive
    <goob> Silvos has his eye scar that goes from the top of his head down his right eye and reaches almost his chin
    <goob> Gemini right hand is gloves for a reason, his palm has a black obsidian orb in it, litterlay imbeded in his hand
    <goob> all up and down his right arm are black fire marks of necromancy
    <goob> thats al the marks
    <goob> :)
    <f0rgetmekn0t> neato.
    <goob> hehe im glad you like em
    <goob> um not to push but
    <goob> when you feel like it who do you want to see next?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Gemini I guess
    <goob> hehe youd like the boy?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:04 No.1398259
    ... theres only like... 20 facepalms in that one, but they repeat a whole bunch.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:05 No.1398267
    Can someone archive this? If so, I'll "RP" with him tomorrow. It sounds like it might get sexual. God, why am I doing this?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:05 No.1398269

    It's still a pattern created and overlaid. If they were going to do that they should've just shrunk down the individual images a lot so the thumbnail makes them look only vaguely there.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:05 No.1398272

    ><goob> Gemini right hand is gloves for a reason, his palm has a black obsidian orb in it, litterlay imbeded in his hand
    >Gemini right hand is gloves for a reason
    >Gemini right hand is gloves
    >Gemini gloves hand litterlay
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:06 No.1398276
    It sounds like he's calling you out in the last line, homo.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:06 No.1398278

    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:10 No.1398311
    goob> hehe youd like the boy?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Yeah, why not.
    <goob> lolz
    <goob> hes just kinda....off>.>
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Like I said, Silvos sounds a bit scary for me.
    <goob> will you still talk to him?
    <goob> like..later?
    <f0rgetmekn0t> Yeah.
    <goob> he is kinda soft on girls...
    <goob> heheh
    * goob hugs and lets you rest on his lap
    <f0rgetmekn0t> :3
    * goob smiles and kisses your neck a bit, just glad you liked them<3
    <f0rgetmekn0t> I'll RP with you tomorrow, promise.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:11 No.1398317
    >Fireice Moonsun

    What's all this now?
    >> FoodGnome !!ZlzNQ2gSOM5 03/25/08(Tue)00:11 No.1398320
    You will post what room/server he is on and you will do it NOW.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:11 No.1398323
    Fucking awesome, I've not said anything about my gender and he's guess that I'm a girl. What a bright fellow. I told him I'd RP, and I'll post it here tomorrow. If it goes in the direction I think it's gonna go though, I'm bailing out of that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:12 No.1398327


    Do it, tomorrow. And post the chatlog.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:12 No.1398330

    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:13 No.1398338
    No way, I'm not scaring him off before our big RP event.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:14 No.1398345
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:15 No.1398353

    Make sure your character is a trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:16 No.1398354
    I can't even rage at this all I can do is fucking laugh, especially since the lonely bastard thinks OP is a girl
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:16 No.1398357
    How do I archive a thread anyway? I don't want to lose what I've managed to get from him so far. Or should I just slap all this in a .txt?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:16 No.1398360
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:16 No.1398364
    You will fucking gut it out for our entertainment
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:17 No.1398368
    .txt it
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:17 No.1398372
    You're right. I probably will. I'm gonna have some terrible nightmares tonight though.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:17 No.1398373
    Death, Fate Decider.

    Real Name: Violet

    Physical Age: Around 25.
    Real Age: Very old. Let's leave it at that.
    Height: 5'9
    Weight: She won't tell.

    Slightly seductive, deviant, and a bit femme fatale.

    Zanpakuto Stats:
    Name - The End.
    Special Trait: This Zanpakuto is permenantly in it's Bankai state. The power it gives off is immense, and sometimes needs to have chains put around it to contain it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:18 No.1398374
    Abilities and Traits:
    Flash Step.
    Blood Magic.
    Spiritual Powers.
    High Endurance.
    High Strength.
    Gives off immense spiritual pressure. Even when relaxed.
    Able to revive those who have died recently.
    Able to travel from different dimensional planes.
    Neurotoxin Infused Blood.
    Has transformed states.

    The Beginning: Only a slight transformation. She gains black tatoos and symbols all over her body, and her strength and speed are raised significantly.

    Black Jihad: This form is much more deadly. Death's skin turns black and her facial features vanish except for a pair of glowing red eyes. Her speed and strength in this state are increased even further and she can use her special "Death Reams" to make hardened neurotoxin spikes come from the ground. Also, she can do much more with her Blood Magic in this state.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:19 No.1398384
    God I fuckin love these mary sue threads
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:20 No.1398390
    Creeping Doom: Her hair becomes blood red, and wild with silver tips. Her physical strength and speed once again jump way up. Her pain tolerence is off the charts. Her Blood Magic in this state is so deadly that harming her could be costly. In this state, she wields a large scythe called "The Harbringer of Oblivion."

    Immense Terror: Death becomes almost demonic in appearance, growing wings, long claws and even talons. She loses the ability to use Blood Magic in this state. This state grants her immense physical strength and speed, but she loses rational thought.

    Absolution of Armageddon: This is her ultimate state. Her strength and speed reach demi-god levels but she cannot tell friend from foe in this state, and goes completely berserk, killing anything in her way.

    Collecting Aged Wines.
    Going swimming.
    Sea Food.

    Rainy Days.
    Cold Weather.
    People who thinks justice will prevail.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:21 No.1398400
    This...this needs to be on some type of wiki. So people know what Mary Sue really means.

    I'm rolling an elf named Silvos who's just like this guy next time I play DnD. Just to piss off the DM.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:21 No.1398401
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:21 No.1398404
    I'm crying inside because it makes me sad , because it makes me laugh, and because it makes me cry for you.
    Endure it for our entertainment's sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:21 No.1398406
    I'm tempted to volunteer to RP with the fag, but I dunno if my brain could take the abuse.
    >> Fexy !Efchz00JLk 03/25/08(Tue)00:22 No.1398409
    After watching Bleach with Kenpachi, I can safely say that this Mary Sue is making me RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!! SO badly.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:22 No.1398414
    Thanks. Where might I access it? I'm thinking of RPing one of his own characters against him but he won't realize it till it's too late if I do it right.

    Failing that, What does /tg/ recommend I RP as?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:24 No.1398424
    Katalina, the Super Cat Girl.

    Age: 24
    Height: 5'6
    Weight: "I shall not reveal this!"

    Backstory: Katalina was drafted into a "Super Soldier" project. She was given a serum that gave her super human abilities. She was the only cat person to survive this test, and thus she became the Super Catgirl. Katalina see's herself as a "hero of the people". She helps anyone who needs it, except those that are evil or perverse.

    Super Strength.
    Super Speed.
    A great cook.
    She can't fly, but she can jump REALLY high.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:24 No.1398431

    >Special Trait: This Zanpakuto is permenantly in it's Bankai state. The power it gives off is immense, and sometimes needs to have chains put around it to contain it.



    >People who thinks justice will prevail.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:24 No.1398433
    OP i can kiss you too? because when you write hmn you sound very erotic
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:25 No.1398434
    kilo kin of durin the deathless
    great craftsman and warrior
    race dwarf
    home iron hills
    weapons gimli's battleaxe, mithril shield that refects all arrack and long rifle made of mithril and fires a mithril round which nearly any armor aswell as a ring for protection and for his kin to find him armor is mithril which shines like a mirror in the sun and refects fire of any type and from returning from the iron hills is wearing a mithril chainmail skin from head to toes which lighting can not hurt the wearer new weapons are a mithril walking axe with a soild wood handle
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:25 No.1398435

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:26 No.1398439
    >>"The Harbringer of Oblivion."

    I love you mary sue characters...you are the source of much amusement
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:26 No.1398441
    Dislikes rainy days.

    Oh, lord.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:26 No.1398444
    Lien-Da, Kommissar of the Flame Legion.

    Age: 26
    Height: 5'7
    Weight: 122 lbs.
    Species: Echidna

    Weapons Expert.
    Martial Arts skills.
    Very clever and sneaky.
    Great technological knowledge.
    Very deadly with a bullwhip and small blades.
    Sometimes resorting to seduction to get what she wants.

    Personality: Fickle, cares about her echidna people, dominating, somewhat seductive.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:27 No.1398449
    Flame Katana - Starts off looking like a katana handle with no blade. But when activated, it creates a blade of fire.
    JX-57 Energy Pistol - A very deadly and accurate energy gun that can fire either very thin and quick beams that are made for almost accupuncture like shots, or fast, and deadly beams that can pierce through just about any armor. Has two barrels.
    Shred Slice: A bullwhip with a metallic, jagged body. It has razor like blades that can slash through an opponents flesh like a hot knife on butter. Very dangerous.
    Poison Throwing Daggers: She keeps about 20 of them on her person. Each is poisoned with a King Cobra's Venom, making them lethal to even get cut with.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:27 No.1398452
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    sup /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:27 No.1398454
    Why are they always somewhat seductive?
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:27 No.1398455
    I have an air of femininity on IRC, I guess.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:28 No.1398459
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:29 No.1398467
    ~A bird, born into a cage, unaware of the blue skies above~
    Name: Luscinia
    Species: Siren
    Gender: Female
    Age: 19
    Relationships: Udyr Grosvenor(Former owner, deceased), Seth Cain(Current Owner)

    History: Soon after her birth, Udyr Grosvenor killed her mother, who had been terrorizing the local shipping lanes by, well, being a siren. Udyr felt a pang of guilt as he had killed a mother only trying to protect a child. So, he took home young Luscinia and raised her. Afraid of what a siren might do unleashed upon the plains, he raised her to be respectful, and fearful of everyone. Many years later, as he lay dying, he Udyr told her to go out into the world and be free. He also told her to find a good husband, giving her a stash of treasure to give as a gift. Now on her own, she seeks a new master, not knowing any other way.

    Personality: Quiet, servantile, and respectful, anyone who aids her gets her eternal gratitude. Prone to adopting the personality of those around her, however, so it is subject to change.

    Quirks: Adopts the personality, mannerisms, accents, and other distinct mimicable features of those around her. When under stress she is also prone to "regurgitating" the destinct movements and gestures of those she's met recently.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:30 No.1398472

    You have to RP his fucking sister and get him to try and cyber with him. Then after he awkwardly types barely sexual phrases at you (or, alternatively, the most brutally disturbing shit you will ever see) and blows his e-load make his sister lean over and whisper into his ear, "Arigatou gozaimasu, onii-chan."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:30 No.1398473
    i want play with him
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:31 No.1398479
    Somewhere on a different message board, some asshole is laughing it up with his chums about making someone read his made up mary sue bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:31 No.1398480
    >I want to play with his penis
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:31 No.1398484
    Fuck yea Darks, peace and love suck!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:31 No.1398485
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:31 No.1398488
    Oh god if only
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:32 No.1398498
    That would be too funny, but if this guy is a troll he's 10/10.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:33 No.1398500

    Just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:34 No.1398508
    >>1398472make his sister lean over and whisper into his ear, "I...am Kira."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:35 No.1398515
    Just as keikaku
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:35 No.1398524
    Name:Lynxus Harako

    Nick name:Lynx

    Home:Stormlands(former World of Light)


    Height:5' 11"

    Hair:Long and Brown

    Eyes:Brown with a hint of silver

    Clothes:A white T shirt and blue jeans tucked into Knee high leather boots, A brown leather jacket with an elbow high black leather glove on the right side, and a silver 1 tier paulder on the left shoulder

    Weapons:Keyblade X2
    10,000 Wings (light)
    Mourningstar (Dark)
    Occupation:Adveterer/Keyblade Holder
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:36 No.1398529
    I'm trying to think of a way to make him get totally grossed out, but only at the end. Even a trap would be exposing something to terrify him too soon. What kinda character can I RP that would totally mindfuck him as I reveal something at the last second?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:36 No.1398534
    Lynx has the uncanny abilty of blade combate (due to his keyblades)

    Moves: "In the Arms of Devistation" (dark)
    Lynx begins glowing with a dark crimson energy, his speed and pysical strength are increased 10 fold, he begins to slash at his oppenent, with every hit he causes paralyses, once his enemy is unable to move, he unleashes a devestating wave of energy
    "Forlorn Angel" (Light)

    Skills: ~Dodge roll ~SynchBlade (allows for 2 keyblades) Ariel Slash Ariel Recovery Vertical Slash
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:36 No.1398536

    His sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:37 No.1398544
    a trap
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)00:40 No.1398563
    I was thinking more along the lines of an mindflayer that was shapechanged, and I eat his brain as we spoon after sex. I know there's gonna be sex. I just know it.

    For some reason I think incest ain't gonna phase this guy if he wants me to have sex with a four year old.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:42 No.1398585

    Make it his sister who it turns out was the ultimate betrayal and was actually his brother shapechanged into his sister and his sister's been dead. Then have his sister come out with a necropenis and you both skullfuck him.

    Then raise him as a zombie, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:48 No.1398634
    OP, you better make this RP hot. He looks like he can't type for shit, but you better make me pop a boner. I know there's plenty of people on /tg/ that can write some nasty but hot fanfiction of whatever comes to mind, and I want you to live up to that standard, you hear me?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:49 No.1398639

    The Kobold Transmuter scurried among the corridors of the dungeon, evading the mass of slimes that he had attracted the attention of. His lungs spasmed painfully with each ragged breath he drew, the pain of his exertion catching up with him and taking its toll.

    But what was this? Before him loomed another stairwell that would lead him deeper into this horrifying abysmal dungeon that he had wandered into. But it was no doubt better than the death that waited him should be let himself become cornered in this room and thus he plunged in head on, taking whatever potential death that awaited before him than the inevitable one that was closing on his rear.

    Once down the stairs the Kobold paused to catch his breath, panting as he collapsed onto the stone floor. "That... That was close..."

    "Closer than you would ever believe," a voice echoed smugly from the darkness, just beyond the edge of the Kobold's vision. But soon its owner, an old man in white robes and toting a scythe, stepped into the Kobold's range of vision.

    "You... I've heard of you," the Kobold gasped, its fatigue heavy limbs straining to pull him off of the floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:50 No.1398640
    "Have you now?" the old man smirked, raising his scythe menacingly. Sigmund was never one for talking and wanted to finish this job quickly.

    "I won't die to you, old man!" the Kobold pulled a Potion of Mutation from his robes and downed it, the flash falling to the floor and shattering immediately after he had drank it as the mutation began to form. The kobold's tiny, scaled arms had turned into two gigantic phalluses, rigid and pointing directly at the scythe-bearing old man.

    "Oh my...." Sigmund groaned deep in the back of his throat, "I've not seen anything this magestic in all of my years..."

    The scythe clattered to the floor as Sigmund advanced on the Kobold as if struck in a trance, his hands grasping a hold of one of the penis-arms as his bearded cheek began to nuzzle it lovingly.

    The kobold was, understandably, in shock and not sure what to do in this situation so it stood in shock as Sigmund began to fellate the turgid growths that had replaced the lizard-man's hands.

    "Oh, this is so good..." Sigmund began to bob his head on the scaley rod faster, groaning in his throat as he thought about the disgusting act he was performing. The lizard began to hiss and moan along with Sigmund, his little head tilting back as he gave into the old man's ministrations.

    Soon, globs upon globs of thick semen began to spurt from the the giant penis-arms, coating both the kobold and Sigmund in their viscous slime before they collapsed exhausted onto the dungeon floor.

    And Xom? Xom was, as always, amused.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:50 No.1398644
    yes, like peen-arm kobold. make it hot, OP. Make it hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:51 No.1398652
    Then make the fresh zombie empty whatever's left in his bowels on his sister and call it "The Aristocrats."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:51 No.1398660
    This sort of reminds me of this fantasy I had where I was this 13 year old orphan girl from burma who lived with her horrible grandfather who used to rape her, but also taught her how tracking and marksmanship (this was when enemy at the gates was just out) until she killed him and got sent to this orphan camp for half-breed children (Did I mention everyone hated her for being a half-breed?). Then after playing the artful dodger for a while (but like totally more badass) war breaks out and she's taken to a prostitution camp where a the camp commander make her his sex slave and executioner. After a while the camp is overrun by freedom fighters and she kills the commander in the confusion. After she is recuited into an elite, all-girl jungle unit who are really badass and get into plenty of situations where they're able to prove to people how badass they are. THEN she and her unit are promoted into a special program that transforms them into cyborgs (yep gunslinger girl), then they go around being badasses again. Then after the war everyone else dies and she moves to America and becomes a rock star until she gets into an onstage fight with 50 cent, loses control because of the rage drugs they put into her body in burma and kills 20 or so people. Then her horrible (emo) past is discovered and everyone feels sorry for her.

    Beat that.
    >> Ragnarok !uzgdUZUI/I 03/25/08(Tue)00:54 No.1398670
    Oh God, this is the part where I lost it and changed from annoyed/vaguely amused, to laughing my ass off.

    My thoughts as I read it are also included.

    >>goob> he has 3 blooblines in him and is also considered a hybrid fox

    A fox.. Does this mean what I think it does..?

    >><goob> he is one part kitsune, 1 part oni, and one part elve

    Kitsune? Oh god, this is fucking great! Holy shit, part demon too!? This might be worthy of tgTrolling.txt

    >><goob> becuase of that ,he posses the most powerfull and deadly teachniques of all 3

    FUKKEN SAVED! This is fan-fucking-tastic!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:55 No.1398677
    To make up for making me read that you must take your own life or a life of equal value
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:56 No.1398680
    Gets in a fight with 50 cent? Bad luck. Fucker has like 20 wounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)00:57 No.1398684

    So he has to take no life at all?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:00 No.1398707
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:15 No.1398797
    lol, blooblines
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)01:20 No.1398820
    I've got a long day and a longer night ahead of me. See you all after this horrid incident comes to an end.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:24 No.1398840
    Well if he can't find a life of equal value (lol his life is worth nothing) then he still has to take his own
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:26 No.1398867
    Godspeed. Don't let us down.
    >> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan 03/25/08(Tue)01:27 No.1398873
    You know what I love about these kids? They're all rather sensitive, when you find out just where to strike.

    I ought to bring as many together in one place as I can for RP, as the guy running it, and then set Winston to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:32 No.1398899
    OP, rest knowing that if you RP as a female and do it well, fa/tg/uys will be fapping to your writing, me included.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:35 No.1398911
    Oh man this is gonna be good. Get out the popcorn.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:38 No.1398929
    You know damn well we'll masturbate even if its hardcore bear gay sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)01:41 No.1398942
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)03:39 No.1399559
    This is beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)03:55 No.1399639
    You really should listen to these people and try to convince him to let you play as the sister.

    You cannot fucking fathom just how raged this type of personality gets when you fuck with their world or characters they have crafted. So play the sister, but completely change how she'd react to stuff. You're going to get at least one ">.> sry but i jus gotta say that Pure wouldn't act like that." Just apologize and keep it going more and more.

    I'll leave you creative liscensing to find out just what's the most destructive shit you can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)11:04 No.1400820
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)11:23 No.1400871
    I'm at work now, and it's taking every shred of willpower I possess not to burst out laughing at this.

    >* goob has made them over the course of 13 years :/

    This is a terrible, terrible thing if it is true.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)12:04 No.1401034
    You should totally do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)12:16 No.1401086

    >she can't fly but she can jump REALLY high

    ... Wonderella?
    >> Neil Arthur Hotep 03/25/08(Tue)12:17 No.1401087
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    ><goob> shes lived for 300 years
    ><goob> to us shes 5 though
    ><goob> same with Gemini but hes 4 and has lived for 200 years

    Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin does not work that way!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)12:39 No.1401186

    Approved, also, where can i read more about the adventures of Winston?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)13:18 No.1401388
    Golden age superman, can leap tall buildings in a single bound. (superman was originally from a high gravity world)
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)14:19 No.1401700
    I'm back for a short reprieve before work. After I get home I'm gonna eat dinner and then probably wretch it back up while RPing. Still deciding between sister (who will gain the power to grow a magic rape-dick) and illithid that sensually eats his brains after sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:22 No.1401713

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:31 No.1401752
    >goob> he has 3 blooblines in him and is also considered a hybrid fox
    ><goob> he is one part kitsune, 1 part oni, and one part elve
    ><goob> becuase of that ,he posses the most powerfull and deadly teachniques of all 3
    ><goob> the only diffrence is that his fox ears and tail are ghost
    ><goob> he sliced them off when he left the village
    ><goob> the difrenec with his necklace though is that its a half of a cresant moon necklace

    Where the fuck do these people spawn from? There isn't any comic or TV series or game or ANYTHING with characters as stupid as this. This is like some unfunny parody of anime as described by some Texan hick who has seen five seconds of Sailor Moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:32 No.1401755
    How can all this shit come from someone with a penis?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:34 No.1401768
    Reading this thread, this "goob" sounds like the kind of person who, whenever you're around him, you think that you smell the faintest hint of feces.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:39 No.1401791
    Both, man.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)14:39 No.1401796
    Motherfucking genius. Also, I'll drop hints that I am some kind of octopoid horror the whole time, and when it dawns on him....MUAHAHAHHA
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:43 No.1401819
    This thread...I think I just shat a brick made of pure rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:47 No.1401835
    >* goob smiles and kisses your neck a bit, just glad you liked them<3

    Oh god I am shivering with the creeps right now.

    This thread makes me feel like I could be a tower. A big strong tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:48 No.1401843
    >>1398156<goob> she has a move called Martyr...you can guess what she did
    >><goob> on the verge of death from a major fight, Pure felt her brothers life force slipping, and she.....gave her life for him...and died
    >><goob> thats when Pure became a spirt fox, and immortal
    >><f0rgetmekn0t> ah.
    >><goob> Silvos found out...and he was furious
    >><goob> he took up Pures body and in exchange for his immortality, he gave Pure back her life

    oh god why, this is just so shitty
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:54 No.1401868
    >> Oren 03/25/08(Tue)14:58 No.1401894

    Your penis broke.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)14:59 No.1401897



    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:00 No.1401909

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:00 No.1401910

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:01 No.1401912
    This neckbeard's will to live must be destroyed for the good of the human race. Whatever happens tonight, OP, just make sure you make him cry.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:02 No.1401917

    Now all you have to do is wait for the Angry Marines. Surely they'll pick up on your infinite rage and make you one of them.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)15:02 No.1401920
    You've merely reached the sufficient barbarian class level to gain the ability Endless Rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:02 No.1401922
    Roronoa Zoro : Can;t promise that. *throws the key back to Mounds as he walks out of the tavern*
    Ganondorf: (Mounds) Take care, now, sug. and don't get into any trouble you can't handle."
    Roronoa Zoro : Alright, then. *finishes up his drink, then moves over to his locker* Well think that's all for me then. *leans over and goes to retrive his swords*
    Ganondorf: (Mounds) I wouldn't kno. I don't pay attention to other peoples business when I have my own to deal with.."
    Roronoa Zoro : Hmm..*looks slightly curious, then reaches in his pocket to pull out the proper currency to pay for his tab, leaving it on the counter*
    Laedrin Culdorn: **He would watch as Ganondorf leaves, then shift his gaze away, taking another drink**
    Ganondorf: "Hmmhmm..." He bowed to Laedrin, turned, and headed for the bar, where he left payment for his and Laedrin's drinks in purple Rupees, a fairly large tip for the barmaid and Mounds were in the form of red rupees. He then turned, went to the locker, and pulled out his enormous ebony bladed sword, shut the locker, and tossed the key to Mounds before leaving.
    >> Oren 03/25/08(Tue)15:02 No.1401925

    I told you it broke. You need to see a doctor right away before it becomes infected with rage.

    Also, you should probably watch this video on how to re-attach a penis.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:05 No.1401936
    God, I can't even read it all.

    Fuck you, goob.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:06 No.1401944
    >> <goob> his eyes are a cold blue untill he usses his oni powere, were they turn red and bleed

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:07 No.1401947

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:10 No.1401967
    My anger is beyond words.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:10 No.1401971
    Name: Armes Lonewolf
    Name Goes by: Ghost
    Age:looks to be around 16
    Race Name: Kyubi - Kitsune - Fox Youkai Crossed with Death Echidna
    Origin:Fox Fire Mountains Of the hidden Village of Silver mist
    Weakness: Fox Youkai have three main weaknesses. First, in human form, they carry a small, nondescript Crystal that contains a portion of their powers; if this Crystal is taken from them, they will beg for it back and often agree to grant a favour in return. Fox Youkai--even evil Fox Youkai--are honor-bound creatures; they will not break an oath, and loathe those who do.
    Strengths: Fox Youkai, being shapeshifters, can take any form they like (within reason), but they generally prefer two forms: fox and humanoid. In fox form, they may have between one and nine tails--the more tails, the stronger the Fox Youkai. The Hanyous generally have a human form with some fox features, rather than vice versa. In all forms, they are supernaturally attractive.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:11 No.1401979
    Among the innate abilities that Fox Youkai posses are:
    -Illusion—Fox Youkai can produce illusions that are as solid as reality, both to themselves and to others. Indeed, to the Fox Youkai, it actually becomes reality. (note: although she can only use that ability sparingly in battle)
    -Kitsunebi (foxfire)--Fox Youkai can produce a blue fire. This can be used for lighting, or as a weapon, etc.
    -Shapeshifting--As mentioned above, Fox Youkai can shapeshift to any form within reason.
    Armes also has a silver mist that follows her, this and her fur colour make her seem like a ghost, she also seems to be able to mysteriously vanish and appear just like a ghost.
    Contracts Held to: Raikomaru, Leoric Diequill, Urioste Clan. [for now]
    Weapons:fangs and claws, Kunai Daggers, Black Ninja throwing Star, Black Dragon Ninja Katana, Sword(Katana) of Storm Shadow, Shadow Shuriken, throwing Needles.… She is very good with a sword and lives by it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:11 No.1401981
    >Race Name: Kyubi - Kitsune - Fox Youkai Crossed with Death Echidna

    I stopped here. My anger is increasing incredibly fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:12 No.1401991
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    Did someone say half-fox? Because I think someone said half-fox.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:14 No.1402005
    Mother: Umah Lonewolf
    Father: Dark Knuckles
    Grand Mother: Blackfox
    Grate Aunts: Northern Star. Alastas Pulchra.
    Uncials: Paul McPherson, Nolan Lonewolf Koda, Michealeen Lonewolf
    Aunts: Poison-Ivy Kitsune, Meskhenet Lonewolf, Kristy Lonewolf (unborn:) Reiko Sango Lonewolf
    Cousins: Rhonwen Cadi, Arika Yooralla Kitsune, Lonewolf clan

    Personality: Free-spirited, Curious, free-wheeling scamp. However when on missions she becomes Serious and very professional, she has no ties or loyalties to anything or anyone.
    Likes: Heights, Egg fired Rice, freedom, fire, The Moon light, Adventure..
    Dislikes: Lizards, not getting paid after doing a job, annoying people.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:15 No.1402015
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:17 No.1402026
    Full Name: Ateruma Zwei

    Age:As the cosmos
    Gender: Male
    Race: ATMA Weapon (Full Cosmic Demon)
    Occupation: ATMA Weapon Project 2
    Height: 5 Feet 11 inches
    Weight: 427 pounds
    Eye Color: Indigo
    Hair Color: Blonde
    Likes: Unlimited and absolute power, obedience
    Despises:Worthless people. Useless things.

    ATMA- An entity as old as the cosmos itself. Guardian of the floating continent of Magicite and defeated after the fall of Kefka's tower.

    ZAINELL- The corporation that has welcomed hatred, contradiction, and turns it's eyes from creation. The tyrants who stand above God.

    Zwei himself is the second creation of the Zainell corporation from the blood and tissues of the legendary Atma Weapon.

    He practically borders upon megamanical, due to already being strong, and then powered with the strength of a legendary cosmic entity. He practically believes himself to be invincible.

    And he hasn't the slightest of problems with proving this to those who don't believe him..
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:17 No.1402030
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    I didn't rage at all, I just want to see this guy's dreams get totally fucked over by trap mindflayers.

    Unless he is a troll on par with Sonichu.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:20 No.1402047
    Name: Brydle D'Aerborn

    Brydle was never really a lucky person,at the age of seven,she lost her father to Robotnik; fell in the line of duty along with about thirty others in the invasion of Mercia,her mother passed on years later from respiratory problems from the crud Robotnik pumped into the air;his pollution. Brydle after the invasion was set to be roboticized until someone overloaded the machine allowing her to escape along with about seventy-five others,once escaped from Mercia she headed for Downunda,but was not well recieved there,and went into seclusion until Croc-Bot made his appearance,and sent her running for Knothole.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:20 No.1402049

    this thread has brought me to tears
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:21 No.1402058
    Name: Caer
    Race: Vampire
    Hair: White
    Eyes: Red
    Age: Appears to be 27, but is actually 500
    Gender: Male
    Weight and Height: 178 lbs, 6 feet 1 inch
    Faction: None
    Skills: Basically a Renaissance man who learned as much there is need to know in the world, considering the fact that he is very old.
    The list includes: fencing, a linguist of many languages, mastery in every martial art style, philsophy, liberal arts, magic, sports, military training, doctor, painting, sculpting, musician, problem solving, meditation, horsemanship, knowledge on computers, and much more.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:23 No.1402070
    Threw up in my mouth a little at

    >> <goob> hehe youd like the boy?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:24 No.1402074
    It's like
    It's like
    It's like the holocaust all over again, except this time, I care!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:24 No.1402078
    Abilities: Other then some extension knowledge of magic, as a vampire he has a long list of powers from to turn into mist, become a bat or wolf, commanding the animals, charm (hypnosis), telekinesis, super strength and speed, some degree of levitation, regeneration that differs from minor to major: however cannot regenerate a injury that involves decaptation or removing of the limbs, heightened senses, aura sensing and magical sensing, see the dead, and as a old vampire can control a minor degree of the weather...and demon form
    Magic: Before his turning, Caer knew much about dark magics of many type. After thinking about the consequences of these dark powers, he rejected them for more easing powers, such as minor control over earth, water, wind and fire. He did study new additon to his magic, that of to heal another being. Also during his time in Tibeit he learned how to project his spiritual form and travel in a way like a ghost, but he must be meditating in order to do so properly. And finally he has the ability to summon black eagle as his familiar in order to inform him of current events. Also he knows a few of how to do alchemy, but not prociently like Eric from Fullmetal Alchemist, though he knows a lot about them, Caer chooses not to learn of such skill.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:26 No.1402082

    Weakness: As a vampire, Caer is sure to be vaporized by the sun. Silver will inflict damage on him, especially a fatal shot to the heart or head. Inflicting a sharp object into his heart will not kill him but put him in a coma as long as it isn't made of silver. Any chemical compound that can destroy a vampire(ala Blade), and of course a clear decapation of his head will kill him as well.

    Personality: He is of a quiet person but once you get to know Caer, he can be a friendly person. He is also wise due to the experience of human history. He is also very disciplined and respectful, even when facing a harsh enemy Caer will not go over the edge unless pushed far (especially putting him in his demon form). He is also a patient man, which he considers a virtue as well.

    Demon Form: His red eyes will glow and his body will be a more twisted version of his human self, with claws, demonic face, and stronger, faster attributes then his normal self. Personally he'll retain some humanity but he'll be colder and more ruthless then he was before the transformation.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:26 No.1402088
    Wait... I speak 4 languages, fence, and do Tae Kwon Do... Am *I* a Mary Sue?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:27 No.1402091
    No, you must be a master fencer and a master martial artist. All of the martial arts.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:27 No.1402095
    Yes. You better re-roll.
    >> Xom 03/25/08(Tue)15:28 No.1402098
    I find this hilarious!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:28 No.1402102
    A knight without a lord or lady to protect is not a knight but just a man with a weapon and a hole in his heart. He was torn from the woman he loved though she wasn't a human. His love was a kitsune which was forbidden in the kingdom of which he served. So his title and rank were striped from him and was allowed only to keep his horse and weapons being he had to fordge them himself. The man has traveled many a mile poor and hungry. He does what he must to survive by helping farmers and villages where he can just to make his living. His memory was lost in the last battle he was in due to shear terror of the amount of death that took place. The only two things he remembers is the face of the woman he loves and his own name.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:29 No.1402103
    We need some Sir St.Quatermass in here.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)15:31 No.1402110
    I'm gonna go play stone soup till I leave for work. When I next return to /tg/ it will be with proof of my glorious conquest, or as a mangled shell of a man. Maybe both!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:32 No.1402116
    True/soul Name: Kabechet (VERY few people know this, you must gain permission from RPer before you can claim to know it)
    Family Name: Karleen Lonewolf (only family and extreamly close friends know this name)
    Publicly Known Name: Blackfox Kitsune Lonewolf
    Sarafan call Name: {High} Commander Lonewolf
    Nickname: Unseen Death
    Sex: Female
    Race: Ancient
    Age: Unknown, but she's about...OLD. She looks around 19 yet she is much older then such as she doesn't seem to have aged a single day since her 19th birthday eons ago.
    Height: 5'2"
    Birthplace: Ancient Northern Japan somewhere (to be confirms with later story line)
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:33 No.1402120
    Motherfucker forged his own horse.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:34 No.1402129
    Known Family:
    Father: Anubis
    Mother: Inari
    Mate/Boyfriend: Bayma Sabbat
    Sisters: Marleen Echidna, Twin Soul/Spirit sister of Northern Star. Alastas Pulchra.
    Brothers: Jacob Kitsune (dead)
    Sons: Paul McPherson, Nolan Lonewolf Koda, Michealeen Lonewolf
    Daughters: Aki Kitsune (dead), Kirsty Dark Kitsune Lonewolf, Poison-Ivy Kitsune, Meskhenet Lonewolf, Umah Lonewolf (dead), (unborn:) Reiko Sango Lonewolf
    Niece: Rhonwen Cadi.
    Grand children: Arika Yooralla Kitsune, Armes Lonewolf
    Descendants: Greyf (griff), and Aurina Assane Barren. (I'm just going to say whole Lonewolf clan at this pont, because this goes into a very, very long confusing list)
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:35 No.1402133
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:35 No.1402138
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:36 No.1402141
    Rank: High Commander
    Personality: At first glance, she appears to be cold, calm, collected, and confident to the point of arrogance. She is someone who's very proud and no matter what it may look like on the outside, she could actually be seething inside if she were to ever be made a fool of. she is actually quite a mystery as you're never sure of what to expect from her. Somewhat of a loner, she keeps her thoughts to herself and she only talks when she sees a purpose in doing so. In that sense, you never see her talk just for the sake of small talk, When she does talk, however, she gets right to the point. her words can also be pretty blunt with insults and her tone often condescending when talking to people she dose not respect.

    Because Blackfox exudes a very powerful aura, she ends up fighting Humans, Vampires, demons and furries alike. she carries herself as though she is above everything and everyone, she especially makes it appear she dislikes humans and she sees them as less than insects, though that can be questioned as she often puts her life on the line to save humans. though it's never really explained in detail as to why she hates humans. The topic of Blackfox and her feelings towards humans can often be controversial due to several humans she seems to protect. she may appear cold- hearted in most cases...but her actions sometimes raises the question as to whether she really is as emotionless as she makes herself to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:37 No.1402146
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    echidnas are fucking stupid
    pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:38 No.1402151
    Occupation: Sarafan Officer and Spirit Timestone Guardian, Time Streamer, Angel of Death.

    Squad type: Dark/shadow trooper

    Status: : Active Duty

    >oh man wait she has 'forms' too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:39 No.1402156
    KITSUNE FORM: A short 4'2" Kitsune, Nine orange tails, thick fur in grey fox markings, 3 scars running down her left eye totally blinding it. Long orange hair that reaches down to her waist always tied up while on duty, and wings that look like large Black raven wings or even Dragon/Demon when she unfolds them and picks how they look with shape shifting.

    HUMAN FORM: A thin 5'2" human, pale white skin black hair with a white streak on the right front, blue eyes and 3 scares running down her left eye, fox ears and tails with raven-like black wings. She's often dressed Nanite Armour, powered with dark matter which she often keeps cloaked in a black druids cloak.

    GRAY FOX FORM: She looks like a typical gray fox about 29cm tall.

    DRAGON FORM: A large black dragon with cream under wings, and 2 gold stripes running parallel from nose tip to tail tip along the raised spin scales, as well as cold claws and pure metallic silver/white eyes no pupils or iris.

    TRUE FORM: A jet black Kitsune with Jackal features. Nine jet black tails each with a different coloured tip marking a different elemental power. 3 scars running down her left eye, Long black hair that reaches down to her waist with a white streak that runs down the front right side of her face. she also has wings that look like large Black raven wings. her eyes are something that's become subject to change, one day then can be like 2 black beads that draw the soul in like a void, another they most brilliant of sapphire blue. On her face are also Distinguishable markings, on each cheek there are two crimson red stripes, on her forehead in all other forms it would be a black star on her forehead, however in this form it becomes a metallic Gary star.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:39 No.1402158
    their penises have four heads though
    they do some crop rotation style shit with them, two at a time for each fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:40 No.1402164
    The Sarafan captured Blackfox, and had Purple matter injected into her until it replaced her own blood, Making her under the control of the Sarafan Leader Lord Karras. The Purple matter overpowered her own spirit element and took over her mind. She has now been made to think she has always been a member of the Sarafan and she bears the rank of high commander on the shoulder of her armour, the N.E.T.M.P.A.S." Nanite Enhanced Tactical Matter Powered Armored Suit."

    Due to what's been done to her by the Sarafan, she has a big memory loss... Where she remembers a lot of things about herself and her life... However, there are others that seem hazy or completely forgotten to her. She once blindly followed the orders given to her by the Sarafan to avoid the pain of the headaches, as the Purple matter kept her mind suppressed and the brainwashing intact.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:42 No.1402172
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:43 No.1402174
    I thought Echidna's were monotremes, i.e., they have one orifice for urination, excretion and reproduction, reptile-style.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:44 No.1402178
    Does anyone else wish the Weeaboo's would either learn more Japanese, or learn what the words they spout actually mean before applying them?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:44 No.1402180

    Secret soviet cock silo
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:45 No.1402186
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:45 No.1402187
    A metallic Gary Star? FUCK SHE GOT THE LEGIO GARY!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:46 No.1402193

    I love you so much Xom.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:53 No.1402219
    This has inspired me.

    I am tempted to dive into the foul pools of Neopets or Gaia and see what Mary Sues I can scoop up out of the hideous muck, to present to you for many lulz.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:55 No.1402224
    >dive into the foul pools of Neopets or Gaia

    Don't do it man, it's not worth it...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:55 No.1402225

    Do it, comrade.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:56 No.1402228
    On Neopets right now. Jesus christ. Come with me. I need help to handle this pit.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:57 No.1402230
    even when I was 12 and RP'd, none of my shit was this ridiculous. thinking back, all my stuff was mundane and sensical which is why no one ever wanted to cyber with me ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:57 No.1402232

    No, Brother Anon. While amusing our great God-Emperor is always a worthy pursuit, even He would not wish you to venture into such foul places unless it were to purify them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)15:57 No.1402233
    this shit has forced me to play a commoner human nothing special

    AND still not suck nearly as bad as this shit

    I think i got Spleen cancer from reading this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:00 No.1402237
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:00 No.1402238
    human commoners are basically all I play. the actual experiences from level 1 onwards shape him into an actual character.

    if you're a level 1 dickwad, what are the chances of anything interesting actually happening in your life? generally interesting things are worth XP
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:02 No.1402243
    what are the neopets names dont want anyone getting another annon i think its time for our version of a raid
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:03 No.1402245
    Too late. I'm going into the deep end.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:04 No.1402250
    >>what are the neopets names dont want anyone getting another annon i think its time for our version of a raid

    Shut the fuck up /b/tard. You think we wouldn't be able to detect you with your shitty spelling?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:04 No.1402252
    Synonyms for "Fat" and "Guy" combined as one word.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:06 No.1402259
    curses foiled again
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:06 No.1402260
    Emily's eyes beautiful brownish hazel eyes opened as her noisy alarm clock was sounding off her favorite song Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings. She lifted her head off of the pillows and looked around her room. She had just redecorated her room,so she was still getting use to her new room. The room constited of different shades of pink and white. Emily Streched her arms and swung her legs over the side her bed and hit the snooze button. She grabbed cloths out of her drawer and headed for her shower. She came out and straightened her hair and put her make up on. She stepped out of the bathroom and examined her out fit in the mirror. She was wearing a white Hollister shirt with denim jeans and white flip flops.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:07 No.1402261
    Yea....go away now
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:08 No.1402266
    Name: Kitten Casino
    hair:bleach blonde with a whole mess of diffrent colors thrown in it,shoulder length pulled back in pig tails
    clothes:A white hoodie with the clandestine bat in pink on the front,A bright neon pink shirt with 'BREAK DANCE NOT HEARTS' written on the front with the clad bat in bright blue on the back,a pair of black skinny jeans,and a rainbow tutu
    Shoes:rainbow converse hightops
    smells like:Victoria secret's love spell
    makeup:Bright pink eyeshadow,pink lipstick,eyeliner and mascara
    Other:She dosnt like mice and is very shy at times and if challenged to a fight she wont back down.
    Likes: Pocky,her friends,Boys,coloring,neon colors,tutus,and unicorns,and cheesy horror flics.
    Dislikes: the color magenta,people who harm animals and people who hate her family
    Tattoos:A ribbon of music notes going down her spine,and a piano keyboard wrapping around her hips.-fin-
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:10 No.1402276
    Mother fucking Neopet bastards!!
    >> blindside !w/pOOfkOvA!!nNAV0LzWAQA 03/25/08(Tue)16:14 No.1402297
    lol guyz, what's a good place to RP with my super-awesome character?!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:16 No.1402299
    in hell? so we can dine as well
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:18 No.1402306
    This thread has been touched by Xom in too many ways to count.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:18 No.1402310
    >I don't know how /tg/ finds these rage inducing bishop niggers

    Any place frequented by 10-16 year olds.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:19 No.1402315
    a female wolf walks alone in the forest she comes to a lake and takes a drink of water her name is erica and she is the leader of the rainstorm pack there is a shortage of food and she is looking for friends she lets out a howl and waits for a reply.....
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:21 No.1402323

    True, but it's worth it. Xom amuses us all.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:22 No.1402326
    Our version is not doing it and lol'ing at the constant stream of painful hilarity, rather than shooting ourselves in the foot by closing it off.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:27 No.1402361
    I cantseewhat i'm typing anymore i ripped my eyes out in rageeeee
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:28 No.1402364
    a single aged woodsman slowly creeps up from the other end of the glistening water and fires a sturdy log from his son Billy's ballista project, bludgeoning the creature with a sickening thump his name is Frank and he will be the most awesome guy at the church dinner tonight.....
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:29 No.1402371
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:31 No.1402382
    Can't wait for shota on loli sex that turns out to actually be alien raping a 4 year old and eating the kid's brain. Well done /tg/. This is what 4chan is about.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:38 No.1402407
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:42 No.1402428
    This thread makes me want to murder everyone under the age of 13.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:43 No.1402429

    I just realized...you're right.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:46 No.1402441
    That draconic solution just reminded me how the RCC recently established seven new deadly sins for our modern world, yet terrible roleplaying wasn't part of it.

    Way to drop the ball, Benny.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:47 No.1402447
    If I were to make a mary-sue based on the average person who creates mary-sue characters, it would be something like this:
    RL Name: Waldo Horton
    IRC Name: Stormmoonshadossunhatewarsorrow
    Profile: forty year old fat nerd living in his parents basement who never washes and who has no friends. He likes mmo's, guro and loli-hentai-raep games and shit like that. He has cool sunglasses tho.
    Powers: posts flames with the speed of FAIL. Can create three shitty characters over thirteen years for the amusement of /tg/ and his own shattered dreams.
    Dreams: shattered by OP.
    Creations: he has a half-loli-half-dragon half-demon half-angel half-elf ten yr old loli whom he masturbates to every night. He has done this for more than half his life, and he will continue until he dies.
    Fear: that the Angry Marines will stomp his ass flat for his slightly repressed furry tendencies.

    This thread is Xom's won epic lulz. Still, it is clear that the internet has become a place of darkness and fear, where a decent Xom-fearing nerd cannot lol in peace, for fear of furries and ppl who write mary-sue characters for their empty lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:48 No.1402456
    >hes a necromancer
    >druid robes
    you will not have me read further
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:50 No.1402468
    The power of Aerosmith is the only thing preventing me from going on a homicidal rampage from this thread.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)16:53 No.1402486
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:54 No.1402490
    Oh how I long to once again be able to delete threads
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:55 No.1402499
    what is the technical deffinition of a mary sue
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)16:57 No.1402503
    You just hurt my eyes in a completely different way. Back to ED with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:01 No.1402532
    So If I avoid all these profiles I can be successfull in creating a Non-Mary sue character?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:03 No.1402546
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    If you want to go straight to the kitsune-humping source. But beware fa/tg/uys, for the rage might just be too much for you too handle!
    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)17:14 No.1402612
    he was a kitsune god on the inside and a grandmaster of accounting lmao XDDDD =^.^=
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:16 No.1402617
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    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)17:17 No.1402626
    >Name: Neko
    Oh god. I don't think I can do this.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:18 No.1402630
    Name: Insanity

    Host's Name: Drakon

    Color: Brownish Red

    Theme Music: "Carnage Rules" by Green Jelly

    Affliation: Dark Legion (for the moment)

    Likes: Power, his experiments, brain fluids, dismebering enemies, things going according to plan, tormenting his "brother"

    Hates: Being outwitted, Sonic, Knuckles, Guardians, The Maverick Hunters, Sound Waves, Heat, Theives, his "brother

    History: Insanity was just one of two symbiotes that bore the same parent. Insanity in particular was bonded to Destro, one of the Dark Legion's top scientists. He afterwards secretly made an attempt to form his own Synaptic Legion and take over the island. After his host was killed in a battle with Sonic and Knuckles, his brother Instinct took advantage of this moment. Insanity was thought to be killed and afterwards absrobed by Instinct, but Insanity was manipulating Instinct into collecting more mass for himself to return as his brother's "offspring". He kidnapped the timid son of his former host and tampered with his brain cells so that he would have more control over his host body. Now Insanity as regained his former position in the Legion and now seeks to pick up where he left off.
    I... I hate these people...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:19 No.1402634

    This post feels kind of gay.
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:19 No.1402635
    Be strong, tripfag. I, too, feel the pain of rage at the utter fail I sense amongst these faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:21 No.1402640
    Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:21 No.1402641
    "Full Name: Frank Aurelius Horrigan

    Nickname(s): The Great Darkness, Metal Giant, Brain-in-a-can and Whore-Again

    Sex: Male

    Race: Originally Solgothian human, now cybernetic Dark-Matter vampire

    Age: Roughly around 20.000 years

    Height: 12'3"

    Rank: Supreme Commander

    Occupation: Enclave Leader

    Battle Type: Heavy- to Super Heavy-weaponry expert and Dark Matter High Specialist

    Description: Will come later"

    What the fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:23 No.1402656
    Unless he's ripping off someones name, that name wouldn't be too bad for a campaign. Everything else is terrifying. Not to mention frank is twelve feet tall.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:24 No.1402658

    Daeger: no one who is not evil does not won't to know me and since most here are uber holy guys and idiots they all dislike me for being evil thats all, remember troy he told me to sod off for having an evil aura about me sorry its my job i cannot get rid of it mister *sighs*
    Northern Star : *folds her arms* .... umm... the point?
    Daeger: this place is full of uber holy paladins who are full of themselves etc etc
    Northern Star : so? o-o your point is? ^^
    Daeger: friends nah not good idea they all now me as utter Mr Evil guy lord of the dead blah blah blah NS
    Northern Star : *she'd nod* ^^ well the start to getting you out of lonely is helping you make friends! ^-^
    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)17:25 No.1402662
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    Okay, this is it. This is IT. This one has PICTURES.

    Oniko Diequill

    General Information:
    Gender – Female
    Age – 30
    Race – Half-Demon, Half Human
    Hair – Red
    Eyes – Sea Green
    Status – Married
    Title – Empress of Britanians

    Family Information:
    Father – Lord Akiugi (Dead)
    Mother – Lord Akiugi’s last mistress (Dead)
    Half Brother – Ash Akiugi (Suspected Dead
    Husband – Leoric Diequill
    Children – Raeon Diequill, Fiona Diequill
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    Childhood Years:

    Oniko grew up in a fairly small village with her mother. Her father was almost never around but when he was he was very caring and loving towards his human mistress and daughter. Till she was about 10 years old Oniko lived a carefree life with only the occasional bullying and taunting from the other villagers for her demon traits. However their home was mostly on the edge of town so people tended to stay away. One day some little kids kept picking on Oniko, calling names, throwing rocks, hurting her, and she lost control of a power surge building up inside her. Her mother and father had never taught her about her demonic traits so she was unaware of how to control her powers. As a result she destroyed most of the village in one blast, including her parents.

    In the mist of the chaos Oniko came to and several cloaked men grabbed her and took her away into the underworld. They only called themselves the Demon Council and kept her locked away in a dark cell. The Council treated her like dirty because she was a half demon and they were trying to preserve a pure race of demons. However they thought Oniko to be the last carrier of her blood line and thus they needed her despite her impure blood. They tried to force her into helping them with their crazy plans for Oniko could only keep yelling “No more death!” in sobs. Because She would not help them, they decided to punish her and sealed about part of her soul, literally splitting it in half. Afterwards they released her with most of her demon powers sealed. But they left their mark, the curse of the Demon Council on her lower tummy to keep the demon half of her sealed.
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    Teenage Years:

    Oniko could still use some demonic power but very little, the rest continued to build inside her and if she didn’t release it periodically she would probably lose control again. On her travels she ran into a powerful Demon Lord, his name was Tenma. He made a bet that he could beat her in battle and Oniko being very stubborn at that age accepted. She lost miserably and became his slave. On the first night as his servant he branded her with his mark so all the world would know she was a slave.

    But Oniko hated being his slave. Though he never hurt her besides when she probably desired punishment she rather be free again. Oniko ran away from him many times only to be captured, but finally one night she got away. As time passed she met Leoric, saving him from falling down a hill. He was one of the first in a long time to treat her kindly and accept her fault. It wasn’t long before Oniko fell in love.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:27 No.1402673
    Frank Horrigan is the Fallout 2 boss, this description is half truth and half clawingoutmyeyes.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:27 No.1402675
    Tetra Blood, Necromancy Master.

    Age: ????(Looks to be 22-26.)
    Height: 5'8
    Weight: I'm not gonna tell you~
    Species: Half-Demon

    B: 97
    W: 60
    H: 88

    Personality: Dominant, Vain, Playful.
    Sexual Preference: Pansexual.

    Quite flexible.
    Very skilled at Necromancy.
    A very high pain tolerence.
    Life Leeching - Allows her to drain life force/spirit energy from a foe and regain stamina or blood through touch.
    Despite her outfit and shoes, she can fight very well.
    Blood Magic.
    Can make people internally hemorrage just through touch. Doing it too much takes it's toll on her, however.

    Weapon of choice:
    Diamondback - A very deadly whip that looks like it is covered in sharp scales.

    Being dominant.
    To see people suffer.
    Enslaving the dead.
    To look attractive.
    Pomegranate Juice.

    Cute animals.
    Playing the hero.
    Anything holy.

    I do like the hemorrhaging thing though. Everything else is facepalm inducing.

    Hey, anyone wanna go and check out any Proboard sites and see if they have shitty Sues?
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    Leoric and Oniko’s relationship continued with a few hardships along the way. There were times when Oniko lost control of her demonic powers and the Demon Council would find her, or worse Tenma. Though the threat of Tenma would never go away Oniko burned the mark he placed on her off her lower back, the scar is till there. Then a new threat appeared, Oniko’s half-brother Ash. She had no memories of him because he only visited her once when she was a baby. It turns out that Ash being the last full-blooded demon of their race and Oniko being the only other female made him obsessed with her. Oniko had to be his so one night he raped her thinking she would fall in love with him. However Oniko couldn’t love him and he disappeared one day in defeat.
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    Adult Years:

    After awhile Oniko was expecting her first child with Leoric, but a brutal fight killed the growing life inside her. The sadness would never fully go away but they did finally have a son, Raeon. Life was still unsafe for Oniko, knowing her master would be furious she had a son. She finally went to face him again, the battle went on for 3 days and in the end she defeated him, barely. Now only the Demon Council would pursue her, but they seemed to have disappeared to watch her from a distance. Leoric and Oniko had another child, a daughter they named Fiona.
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    Present Years:

    Oniko continues to live to protect her family. The Demon Council is still after her, and now shows a growing interest in her children, but she works to keep them safe. Luckily some new allies have presented themselves to help her and slowly she is learning more about her demon history. Her love for her family and husband makes her a fierce fighter if anyone were to endanger them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:29 No.1402691
    He wasn't really the leader of the Enclave, though. Just a bodyguard.

    And a Clint Eastwood reference.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)17:29 No.1402692
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    Demonic Side:

    Because Oniko’s soul was split for so long, it grew to have its on consciousness yet could never be completely severed from Oniko. The voice of her demon side often pops into her head. If Oniko were to lose control of her demonic powers she transfers it’s a 10-year-old child, the same age as when her soul was split. Though Oniko is more in control of the body, her demonic side rules over her power and isn’t afraid to use it. She is much more blunt and rude then Oniko but she also seemed to have a few of the same soft spots Oniko has for certain people. The only person that could change Oniko back instead of just waiting for her power to die down is Leoric; the exact reason for this is still unknown.

    For More pictures of Oniko please visit my website

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:30 No.1402705
    >B: 97

    Jesus fucking christ.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:31 No.1402711
    I know, boss as in end game challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:31 No.1402713
    Wait, so is OP a girl, or did this douche just guess completely wrong?
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 03/25/08(Tue)17:32 No.1402722
    I've been thinking about this.

    I think it comes from something I just now decided to call "coolness creep."
    Essentially it's what happens when the constructed reality of the anime and fantasy that they watch/read/whatever begins to supersede the logical reality that is intuitive to most people who aren't indoctrinated into this subculture. Without the normal strictures of feasibility to restrain them, the kids will make their characters "cooler" and "cooler" just to keep up with their friends/the subculture as a whole.
    Now since the fantasies of these kids have been separated from what is intuitively cool, they instead operate off of a series of symbols and traits that are used in anime and fantasy (and eventually products of their own subculture, similar to -chan memes,) to represent coolness. However, because these traits are used without the context of intuitive coolness, they get overused and stacked ontop of eachother until they get so improbable they're unrecognizable to outsiders.
    So basically because they can't recognize coolness itself, they just make their characters "cool" by attaching all sorts of nifty doodads.

    Let's face it, gents, cat ears without all the cultural context surrounding them are kind of cool. They've just been worn down to the point where there's nothing unique or cute about them anymore.

    (Note: This is mostly bullshit I came up with on the spot.)
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:33 No.1402728

    I think that's the jap measurement. It's still ridiculously huge, like.. Almost an F sized boob.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:34 No.1402733
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:35 No.1402736

    That's called TRUE nerd rage, my friend. Embrace it. Become an Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:35 No.1402740

    ding ding.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:38 No.1402750
    Sub: *is leaning agasint a tree in the main area his word strapped across his back and his jacket wraped around him*
    Sub: *looks around*....
    Ryku Shinjijoji : *Walks through the woods, his shinobi clothing on and his headband too. He also has his sword on his side, the one his mother gave to him before she died*
    Sub: **spins around to see who was coming , his hand on the blade of his weapon, he seemed quite jumpy*whos there?
    Ryku Shinjijoji : *Hears him and puts his head on his sword hilt* I should ask the same thing....
    Sub: *a smile creeps across his face*i asked first
    Ryku Shinjijoji : *Takes his hand off the hilt of his sword* Names Ryku Shinjijoji, and yours?
    Sub: *slowly takes his hand off the blade*sub....*looks away*what are you doing around here
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:39 No.1402758
    In a Time when the North was always warm and the seas of the world were deeper, empires of inhuman peoples dominated the lands of Toril, in the elven Tradition these were the days when the Iquar'Tel'Quessir, Or The Creator Races, tamed the wilds, built towering cities of stone and glass on the shores of the warm seas, spanned the wilderness with the winding roads, and fought the wars of extermination - such was their hatred towards each other. These were the days of Thunder.
    First of These Ancient creators was a saurian race that built an extensive if short-lived civilization, its survivors eventually became the nega, Lizard folk, Triglidtes, and similar reptile like creatures.
    Second of These Ancient creators was an Ancient Race who did not like to name themselves... Little is known about this race other then they were the creators of some incredible bio-tech and were responsible for the creation of the race they called only Ancients to look after the developing human race. However it was later decided that the Ancients were an accident and the un-named race and Ancients feel into rivalry and war, the ancient unnamed race were ether hunted and killed relentlessly or driven from all human occupied worlds by the Ancients, even to this day the two still seek to destroy each other.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:40 No.1402763
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    Full Name: Krepta Eve Draconis

    Reason or meaning of name: Eve was her mother's middle name, and Draconis is her father's last name translated into Latin, as to most species, the original last name is extremely hard to pronounce. It does indeed mean dragon.

    Birth-date: Feb 13th, 1991

    Astrological Sign: Aquarius

    Physical Appearance

    Age: Fourteen

    Apparent Age: Thirteen

    Gender: Female

    Species: Krepta's father was a dragon, but was cursed to live in human form for falling in love with a human, her mother is human. However, even though Krepta is technically half-dragon, it barely shows, aside from her slightly pointed ears and odd habits, such as the urge to collect metallic objects and her connection to nature.

    Eye Color: Dark Green, or Evergreen

    Weight: 145 lbs.

    Height: 5' 7"

    Skin tone: Light olive, usually sunburned

    Type of body/build: Wiry, but not muscular, if that makes sense at all.

    Distinguishing Marks: A faint, silvery star in the center of her
    forehead, a mark of her powers.

    Hair color: Light brown, almost a coppery color.

    Type of hair: Thick

    Typical hairstyle: Krepta's hair is long, about shoulder length, perhaps a little longer. She always wears it down, never tied up.

    Appearance: Krepta is tall for her age, with long coppery hair and dark green eyes, very close to the color of evergreen. Her skin tone is a light olive, though usually tanner, or ever sunburned because of the time she likes to spend outdoors. While mostly ordinary looking, the one mark her powers gave her was a small, barely noticeable, silver star in the center of her forehead.

    Powers and Weaknesses

    Powers: Krepta is a shape shifter, which means she can change into different animals, the dragon council allowed her the choice of three animals, each with their own powers and weaknesses.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:42 No.1402774
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    Full Name:Lord Schroedinger Platinos Mille Feuille

    Gender: Male
    Race: Catboy/ ???

    Head of the NyanNyan Families
    Ruler of the Platinos Tower

    Height: 155.8 cm (5' 1)
    Weight: 127 pounds

    Eye Color: Sapphire to Jade
    Hair Color: Black Velvet

    Flowers, robes, tea, corsets, cream, obedience

    Insolence, loud noises, disobedience within the NyanNyan families.

    Schroedinger is the leader of the Taruto City felines and all of those who live in the majestic Platinos Tower- a high rise that the cat child lives in with all the authority of a Mafia don and enjoys order and the privileges that come with high society. Not much is known about the you cat boy, yet he's constantly seen with his attendants, Sterling Silver and Larsen Bronze.

    His dress sense being unusual, as he tends to walk leisurely about in what would be a traditional Japanese geisha outfit and flowers mainly meant for women. His reason for doing this is that he believes it makes him feel like a beautiful creature, strangely only referring to himself as "creature" than "person."

    Personality wise, Schroedinger borders upon the insane. Despite his appearance, he's a fearsome sadist, and seemingly bi-polar, changing his personality in half a split second.
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:42 No.1402775
    Next of the creators were the Ancients, a Race that often resembled humans, The Ancients were often depicted as human with Animal heads, given the abiilty to shape shift from their bond with magic the Ancients Range from jackle, Wolf or Fox to Echidna, Cat, or stag like humanoids.. they are the forerunners of the furry races, Ironicly they were Crated themselves to protect and teach the Then developing race of humans, and the environment in witch they lived. The Ancients now fallen civilizations are still landmarks in todays human civilizations, from Ancient pyramids of Egypt to the large stone temples of the Aztecs or hidden deep within the realms of jungles and desert like environments around the globe, a lasting legacy they left to the humans at the fall of their empires... There are now very few pure blood survivors of the Ancients, many having been killed in wars with each other for power, along with waring with the race that had created them. The Ancients had however had found allies the best known of their allies were the Dragons and the very humans they protected. Supream among the Creator races were the Dragons, Powerful enough to raid large cities of the other creator races with impunity. Dragons Dominated the surface world, Claiming vast areas of territory and battling each other for land, mates and status. The grate drakes only suffered setbacks when lesser races mastered magic, and they remain influential today despite the advances of such rabble. Developing in the later stages of the civilization of the sauians was the race of Amphibious Shapechangers that crept into the land to build their proud cities. These creatures contriouted to the downfall of the sauians, but they themsleves eventually fell into barbarism under pressure from Sahuagin, Merfolk and Tritons. The survivors of this race are the Locathah and tako in the sea and the doppelgangers on the land.
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:43 No.1402782
    Least known of the Creator races are the Sylvan people that populated the forests and other wooded areas, living in harmony with nature and leaving few traces. It is believed that their Civilization fragmented after a great plage created by a dragonic or demonic power. Their descendants are the sprites, korred and other small wood folk that populate secret parts of the forgotten realms of the forests today. The Last of the Creator Races, and the one that spent the longest time in a primitive state are the humans, always adaptable and ingenious when circumstances allowed for their race to prominence, humans make advances with the incredible speed and efficiency. Of the Seven Creator races only they truly have a Civilization today, the dragons war with each other as individuals, and the other kinds have vanished from the world or still war with each other over old forgotten grudges.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:43 No.1402784
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    Time Space Manipulation
    As many have fallen victim to due to his appearance, Schrodinger's power is space and time based. He doesn't need to throw magical flames about or possess titan like strength in order to beat his opponents. He merely separates them from the space they are in, causing them to appear within different areas, or cease attacks coming towards him by deleting the space they are in, causing them to completely cease to be.

    Along with this, he can connect two spaces together walk walking through them, basically teleporting about as he sees fit. In conjunction, and his ability to break through dimensional barriers and defy natural forces can baffle even the most advanced science.

    How he attacks with this is also effortless to him, merely tossing portions of space aside as high speeds to shred whatever was in that portion of reality at the time, be it tangible or intangible. [Such as holograms and ghosts]

    Given that Schroedinger is still a feline, his reflexes, hearing, and sense or smell are exceptional. Even more so than what most would expect of a cat creature with his appearance. His strength however leaves much to be desired, not entirely physically strong fort a feline. However, when one can manipulate reality in itself, he hasn't much need for muscles or physical power. [Though he is not weak. Merely 'not strong.']

    In the event he does have to rely on melee combat, his nails constantly give off a malicious poison, that causes instant paralysis. He can, however control the output of this [As he has a tendency of scratching various people and doesn't' do so with the intent of paralyzing them]
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:45 No.1402789
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    Dragon: Krepta chose the dragon in tribute to her dragon ancestry, but also for it's adaptability. Dragons can survive in almost any environment. They love the heat, so dry or fiery places are no problem, and when in extremely cold places they can raise their body temperature to keep themselves dry and warm, though if it gets too cold, around -89, their fires can be put out and they will freeze to death. Even in the dark depths of the oceans, a dragon can survive, though it can't breath under water, it can hold it's breath for long periods of time, and the dragon's bullet proof scales and sturdy body protects it from the crushing pressure while going deep, and since dragons are both nocturnal and diurnal creatures, they have little trouble seeing in the dark, though they can't see in complete darkness. Dragons also have many weapon choices available to them, along with the tearing claws and teeth and bone breaking tail, it is a well known fact that they can breath fire. Unfortunately, this fire can rise to extremely high temperatures, and Krepta doesn't have full control over it yet; so it's useless for cooking. As mentioned before, her scales are used as a natural armor, and while bullet proof, strong, or well aimed attacks can still harm her. She also has some small healing powers, but can only heal others, and minor wounds, such as sprains.
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:45 No.1402792
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    Oh, and it ends on this minor little note.


    Long ago Magic was more raw and potent then is it today. The once grate civilizations of the creator races were based on endless experimentation with these energies, and during their long rules they created many forms of life. The cruel and the decadent creator race chose to release their monstrous mistakes rather then destroy them. Most died in the jungles, yet many lived and - as thought awakened in them - they hid from their creators. When the end came at last, it was they -not the old races- who seized control of the land.

    Raging. So. God. Damned. Hard.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:46 No.1402799
    Her dragon form isn't completely invulnerable, to certain things like poison and gasses can still affect her, though if she is quick enough she can burn most of it off by super heating her body, as said before though, she doesn't have full control over it yet, and it takes a lot of concentration. Electricity is also still harmful, and she can still drown, but her main weakness is psychic attacks, due either a glitch in her powers or something in the dragon's ancestry, no one is quite sure. Even speaking through telepathy causes her discomfort, and causes a feeling close to claustrophobia. Her dragon form is about the size of a car, and as long as a school bus from nose to tail. Her scales are a bright red, and her wings are slightly darker, almost a wine color, her horns are dark red in color and covered with an almost fur like substance.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:48 No.1402817
    Wolf: Krepta's wolf form is an average Grey wolf, but a little larger, it was chosen because her favorite animal is the wolf, and it's good for battle and travel. She uses the wolf mostly for rescue missions, as people would rather follow and animal that resembled a lovable dog than a dragon, and it can defend itself better than a cat.

    Cat: Krepta chose the cat because, of it's balance and ability to move through small spaces, it can also be silent and is good for acts of stealth. And while small, it's not totally helpless. Krepta's cat form is a small, black cat with a patch of white on it's forehead.

    Weaknesses: Telepathic attacks of any kind are easily capable of killing her. She is vulnerable to telepathy, and even speaking though a telepathic link causes her discomfort, a feeling similar to mild claustrophobia, unless, like Sol, the said telepath is used to her mind. Well aimed, or powerful attacks can still hurt her, she can still drown if held under long enough, electric attacks can still hurt her, as well as things like gasses. In any other form other than dragon, she's still just as vulnerable as a human, not to mention the added weakness to psychics.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:50 No.1402824
    do any any of theese have a real age???

    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:52 No.1402829

    Favorite color: Black, Blue or silver, red in some places.

    Least favorite color: Pink and yellow.

    Favorite Music: 80's and 90's Rock.

    Least favorite Music: Screamo, Heavy Metal...music that makes your ears bleed.

    Food: BBQ, Sushi, Sweets, Spicy Food.

    Literature: Horror.

    Mode of transportation: Boat

    Daredevil or cautious: Daredevil in most situations.

    Likes: Full moons, wind, fire, thunderstorms, BBQ, magic, new technology, shiny things, flying, video games, reading, traveling, stargazing, and old places.

    Dislikes: Telepaths, little kids, small spaces, really cold places, Shadeslayer, spiders, know-it-alls, math, and vampires.


    Hobbies: Reading, Video-games, Training, Rock Collecting.
    How does she spend a rainy day: Training.


    Hometown: New York

    Type of childhood: Krepta had a mostly normal childhood up to about a few years back when her parents were murdered by Shadeslayer. Then she got her powers and is living as a superhero, trying her best to defeat Shadeslayer and avenge her parent's death.

    First memory: Her father looking down at her in his true form, his mother next to him. She believes this to be a dream however, so her earliest memory besides this was a trip to the Bronx Zoo.
    Most important childhood event that still affects her: Her parent's death.

    Education: Elementary School, Middle School...is now being home schooled by both Draco and Sol.

    Religion: None.


    Mother: Allyson Eve Draconis

    Relationship with her: Pretty good, she misses her a lot. She was closer to her father though.

    Father: Talorn Draconis

    Relationship with him: Very good, she was very close to him. She misses him a lot.

    Siblings: Only Child

    Others: Draco Draconis is her uncle, and so is Shader Draconis, A.K.A. Shadeslayer.

    Close: Draco is like a father to her now, and she hates Shadeslayer. After all, he did murder her parents in front of her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:53 No.1402832
    Blackfox: *she'd narrow her eyes at frank* don't mistake weakens for conplaince.. if i was strong enough i'd kill you..

    Blackfox: *she'd shake her head and look down* no...i can't even stay in the shadow realm so what chance would i stand trying to kill you

    Blackfox: *she'd shake her head* stuipd men ._, death will only add to my pain since i'm like a filter for souls

    The kitsune angel of death vampire is...is just...
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:53 No.1402834
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    Go take a shit before the rage forces you to drop a steaming pile of the worst smelling diarrhea you've ever had.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:53 No.1402835

    Greatest fear: Having her mind read, being buried alive.
    What is the worst thing that could happen to her: Losing her friends and adopted family.

    Character is most at ease when: She's near the ocean or in the woods.

    Most ill at ease when: She's around a telepath.

    Priorities: Defeat Shadeslayer.

    Philosophy: Never give up.

    Past failure she would be embarrassed to have people know about: That she hid when her parents were attacked and didn't fight.

    If granted one wish, what would it be: To bring her parents back, or to stop Shadeslayer, permanently.


    Greatest source of strength in character's personality: Her ability to think quickly, and her determination.

    Greatest source of weakness in character's personality: Stubbornness, she often gets herself hurt because of this. Also, her strong sense of curiosity; she often sticks her nose where it doesn't belong.

    Character's soft spot: Animals

    Is this soft spot obvious to others: Sometimes

    Biggest vulnerability: Her guilt of not being there to fight for her parents. She feels she could have changed the outcome of the situation if she had just fought back, even though she didn't have a chance of winning.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:54 No.1402837
    Name: Captain Isiah Torrent

    AKA: Captain Torrent, "Torpedo Blade" Torrent

    Species: Tiger Shark

    Age: 29

    Skin: Aqua Blue with stripes around his tail

    Eyes: his right eye green and the left eye blue

    Clothes: Black pirate boots, rugged brown vest, black overcoat, black belt, tri-corner cap with a handmade tear so his dorsal fin sticks out

    Bounty: 500,000 Mobiums

    Ship: A submarine with the top half visible above water, where Torrent often sits. Inside it is halfway flooded givent he aquatic nature of its crew

    History: Captain Isiah "Torpedo Blade" Torrent is one of the most infamous pirates on Mobius. He feels that he alone should be the main force controlling the seas and hates competition. His main vessel his heavily armed with a strong crew, but he is capable of fighting alone as well. He has tooken on the Forty Fathoms Freedom Fighters single handed and attacked Robotnik's sea-based operations (Ex: Octobot and the Whisker Crew) simply because he doesn't like the competition. He is also experienced with Extreme Gear and has a long rivalry with Cirrus, a long time vetaren of the Babylon Rogues. He despises anyone who has a higher reputation than himself and currently has his eyes on the overlander pirates that seamingly came out of nowhere.
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:54 No.1402838

    Optimist or pessimist: Optimist, most of the time.

    Talents: Sharp eyes, good at spotting things that most don't. Observant.

    Extremely skilled at: Flying

    Extremely unskilled at: Mathematics

    Good characteristics: Krepta is kind hearted, determined, intelligent, a fierce warrior, wise beyond her years, mature, resourceful, loyal.

    Character flaws: Overly curious, it tends to get her into trouble. Stubborn, and often refuses the help of others, which often gets her and others into trouble. Sarcastic and likes to get her own way. Untrusting much of the time, there are very few people she warms up to immediately, and most of the time when meeting a new person she's very guarded. Impulsive; while a fierce warrior and a good fighter, she can often be pushed into an attack with a well aimed insult.

    Biggest regret: Not being there to defend her parents.

    Minor regrets: Leaving her school friends for the life of a superhero.

    Character's darkest secret: If she ever finds a way, she plans not to imprison Shadeslayer, but to stop him forever by killing him.


    Favorite outfit: Krepta's favorite outfit is a black t-shirt with a picture of a leaping Bengal Tiger on the front, and it's tail end on the back, black, baggy pants with big pockets, and a pair of white and blue, steel toed sneakers.

    Least favorite clothing: Anything pink or frilly, she also hates dresses.

    Sexual Preference: Straight

    Where does character live: Gotham, the E-mansion.

    Occupation: Superhero, Student
    >> Dragoon !!td8L2Vy0XMe 03/25/08(Tue)17:56 No.1402845

    I don't know whether to RAGE or lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:56 No.1402846
    Name: Richard Lexington Jr.
    Rank: CEO
    Affiliation: CompProdTech Enterprises
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)17:57 No.1402848
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)17:57 No.1402850
    Name: Morph

    Other names/aliases nicknames: Morphie, Leon Isuka, Slash, Morphmon

    Age: Chronologicaly around 16

    Species: digimon/hedgehog

    Appearence:Grey fur, red scarf, purple and black shoes, black gloves with three slits on top of them.

    Weapons: Retratable claws and tendrils
    Theme Music: "In The End" by Linkin Park
    Special Abilities: Energy blasts, temporaraly melting itno a puddle, limited healing

    Other forms: OmegaMorphmon, ChaosMorphmon, ChibiMorphmon

    Likes: Freedom, Graphic Novels, The Outdoors, Heavy Metal, Tamers, Frosty Style Ice Cream, Privicy, His Goggles

    Hates: Crowds, Sadism, Bigotry, Cowards, Government, Frquent Boredom, Being Ordered Around, Being Underestimated, People Getting in His Way
    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)17:59 No.1402859
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:00 No.1402864

    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)18:00 No.1402867
    oh god I thought I could take it

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:01 No.1402870
    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:01 No.1402873
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    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:03 No.1402884
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    IS 4chan auto-saging this thread? Or is /tg/ actually being active enough to shove this page under page 1?
    >> Brother Anon 03/25/08(Tue)18:03 No.1402885

    Sonic Self Insert of Fin Faggotry
    >> / !/////m/ShI 03/25/08(Tue)18:03 No.1402886

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:04 No.1402889
    Either way, it's probably for the best.
    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:04 No.1402891
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:05 No.1402894

    The rage is dragging it to the depths of hell...
    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:08 No.1402907
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    This thread goes on and on.

    Incase anyone wants to rage harder.
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    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:10 No.1402922
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    >> Kasrkin Mehlman 03/25/08(Tue)18:12 No.1402931

    Y U DO THIS.
    >> Double Golbat !pnicnCTgx. 03/25/08(Tue)18:20 No.1402976
    To make you cry.

    And for Touhou. Always for Touhou.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:20 No.1402981

    Because Jesus Hates us. He hates us all.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:25 No.1403008
    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:30 No.1403044
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)18:38 No.1403103
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)19:04 No.1403330
    must not let the thread die until we crush the weeaboo's dreams
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)19:07 No.1403356
    This is the single most lulzworthy thing I have seen today. Allso made me want to kill myself with NERD RAGE.
    Don't let it die Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)19:25 No.1403500
    I will do my duty and spread rage for all!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)19:59 No.1403763
    Some on is saving this for future raging ? probly not well i will
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)20:13 No.1403890
    Scourge The Hedgehog, The Evil Sonic.

    Age: Same as Sonic.
    Height: Same as Sonic.
    Weight: Same as Sonic.

    Chaos Control.
    Can achieve a super form with 7 Emeralds.
    Enhanced strength due to the Master Emerald power-up.
    Speed that is the exact same as Sonic's.
    Any ability Sonic possesses, he can use it.

    Random Info: Scourge is currently in possession of the Blue Chaos Emerald.

    Scourge Wind - Very similiar to Sonic's attack called Sonic Wind. Except Scourge's is green, and spins in reverse direction, to throw an opponent off they're feet.
    Chaos Bolt - Scourge snaps his fingers, then 3 bolts of green energy come from above, to strike an opponent.
    Chaos Magnum - Scourge needs a Chao Emerald to use this attack. He focuses Chaos Energy around his body, and them goes into a spindash, becoming a literal comet of energy, he hits the opponent repeatedly like an energy pinball.

    Hot chicks.
    Being lazy.
    His leather jacket.

    Having to wait.
    Being told what to do.
    The Freedom Fighters.
    Anything that slows him down.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)20:17 No.1403914
    Why did you make me read that again?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)20:33 No.1403996

    Because there is no God.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)20:58 No.1404138
    when I was like thirteen I did some shit like this.

    except I was just a guy with a magic sword and a borderline case of MPD that he thought was a demon trying to control him.

    what the fuck is wrong with these people
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)21:09 No.1404221
    I can't turn off my nerd rage anymore.

    My nerd rage has made me hit Super Saiyajin.
    >> A.non.moose 03/25/08(Tue)21:17 No.1404272
    I'm back bitches. Shit's gonna go down. Making a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)21:35 No.1404385

    >> Anonymous 03/25/08(Tue)21:36 No.1404390

    a) play with him normall, then right as it's about to get sexual have Space Moose burst in and rape all of his characters in the ass.

    b) head for the hills and don't look back. beg forgiveness for leading on the poor cretin and pretending to be interested just to make fun of him. leave him alone and hope he finds someone similarly retarded to play with.

    Hint: B is the correct answer, but A is funnier if you can do a good Space Moose.
    >> A.non.moose / f0rgetmekn0t 03/25/08(Tue)21:41 No.1404437
    new thread at >>1404409

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