I am laughing so fucking hard right now.

WALLHAMMER FAULTY KAI

>>1416601
shit is so old man

Funny, but old

need moar? keep this bumped ill upload the rest when i get bak

For a long time I've been playing with the idea of doing a full series of short episodes of Super Genki Wallhammer Faulty Kay. IMHO it's one of the most undeservedly neglected parts of /tg/ lore. All that's been done with it is a few pages that get reposted like once a week.

I've got the basic storyline in my head, along with gross misinterpretations of real 40k rules, horrible animu stereotypes, and poor 'fanslations'. Basically all I have to do would be to find enough good pictures to copypaste into a story. Which could take a while because I don't know where to get them.

What say you, /tg/? Should I proceed with this plan?

>>1416626

Yes, please. /tg/ is close enough to /40k/ as it is, so a good Faulty Kai series would be lulz-filled entertainment.

>>1416626
yes.
I whole heartily support this.

>>1416634 >>1416636 >>1416645

Well ok. I'm gonna do it. Can't promise I'll ever finish it because of my horrible track record finishing stuff like this, but whatever.

Here's what I had in mind for a storyline:
Basically, I'll be heavily ripping off Pokémons, Yu-Gi-Oh, and stuff like that. In the first episode, Kai (the protagonist) gets bullied by some of his classmates because he's too poor to play Faulty Kai. He's a sad puppy, and somehow an old guy (based on mr Miyagi from Karate Kid) sees him and decides to give him his old collection of Space Mariners, and teaches Kai the basics of playing the game. The next day, Kai returns to school with Calgar, the leader of his Space Mariners, and gets laughed at because the SM are considered an antiquated and ineffective force to play with. But Kai believes in THE HEART OF THE MINIS and thus does surprisingly well.

After that, every episode will be Kai fighting another opponent. First a few of his schoolmates, all the way up ti the dreaded Ko-Ma, the guy who has mastered the art of "move and shoot", and who can win games even in his sleep!

All opponents will be stupid stereotypes. Like the IG player FROM AMERICA (IG aren't played in Japan), the Necron player who believes only in numbers not in the heart of the minis and who calculates his every move on his laptop, the Tau player who fields retarded super-heavies in low point games becasue FUCK THE RULES I HAVE MONEY, etc...

... Where did this come from, anyways? 4chan, SA, whut?

>>1416746

see >>1416584

>>1416732
I'd say remember that 40k also as its RPG and CCG products. No product hyping comic/manga/cartoon/animu is worth shit if it can't plug the related games as well.

>>1416746
This is a /tg/ original idea. Its essentially a big metajoke where we pretend to be fans of britainese animation and get called britaboos by others. The original thread is on 4chanarchive.

>>1416804
hey thats a good idea. We can do the whole reincarnation plot from yu-gi-oh where the main characters are reincarnated primarchs and such. We can also reference older games such as Space Hulk and Warhammer Quest.

>>1416732
He should have a ghost or some kind of spirit of a real Space Marine with him as a companion

>>1417045
Or the ghost of the SM is IN THE MINI

>>1417063
Excellent

I now have a mental image of Marneus Calgar standing over Kai's shoulder.

Awesome.

>>1417045

Calgar contains the true spirit of gamesmanship. He has intimate knowledge of the bookdex, even if Kai is sometimes a bit daft. He is Kai's truest companion and stays with him through thick and thin.

Calgar is really the best character in the entire series.

>>1417217
Please, Calgar is a goddamn Marisa Cindy. He can literally do no wrong and everyone likes him.

/r/ing bad Calgar x Kai fanfiction

>>1416808

If I'm Britainese, am I still a Britaboo?

>>1417241
Sorry, all I have is really good Calgar x Kai fanfiction.

>>1417228

Did you even READ it? Calgar knows almost everything there is to know about Wallhammer (At least, from before the Ultramariners were sealed away), but he still relies on his bond with Kai in order to win games. Sure, everybody likes him, but that's just because he's all around awesome.

Really, Calgar only looks like a Marisa Cindy because of the stunts Kai has him pull off.

>>1417250
Get the fuck off Britainese pissant.

>>1417250
Then you get worshipped by britaboos, hated by everyone else, until someone says that you're not britainese then DRAMA LLAMA TIEM.

BASIL THIS FECES.

>>1417289

gtfo basilpoofter

>>1417289
BASIL FAWLTY?

>>1417289
HURRRRRRRRRRR 4CLOVER IS TOTALLY NOT FOUNDED BASED ON THE BRITAINESE PICTUREFORUM 2CLOVER AMIRITE

GET ALL THIS BRITABOO FECES OFF OF 4CLOVER.

>>1417313

Yeah, we can't have stuff like this in our /wg/.

>>1417313
Welcome to 4clover, homo.

>>1417335
Damn basilsodomites.

Basilsodomites are the coronary arrythmia that is killing 4clover.

>>1417335
Oooh, are those the new banners? I was getting sick of seeing all those Dreaded Magistrate banners.

>>1417360
Wrong. Terrasodomites are the tuberculosis ravaging 4Clover.

>>1417335
"4Clover: We know Victoria's Secret"

dammit people, just ignore the troglodytes and post some flipping wallhammer.

>>1417417

I ordered a pack of Quavers from Britlist.com fairly recently and found them quite delightful.

>>1417431

BRITABOOS

>>1417442
New quavers are pig disgusting, the old ones were great. Wossits however, are amazing.

Wallhammer sucks, Wallmachine is by far superior.

I had a bowl of Smarties Cereal this morning.

>>1417463

I play both. And while I prefer the Wallmachine game, it has no corollary for the awesomeness that is Faulty Kai.

>>1417463
Oh God, britaboo game for britaboos is britabooooooooooooooooooo. I mean, did you hear what they armed their Elfdar knock offs? CLAYMORES.

CLAY.
MORES.

I rest my case.

>>1417496
They're both britaboo games you soddomite. You make me NERDFURY!

>>1417496

Fuck you, claymores are the best swords ever.

>>1417496
Oh God, in before Claymores were underpowered and the wankery about Scots again...

>>1417508
I heard Jack Churchill cut a whole tank in half once.

>>1417513

You just can't handle that claymores are better than your shitty excuses for swords, go cry emo kid.

>>1417508
Fuck you tripwanker. Go back to fellating Oliver Cromwell.

God. 4Clover is proof that America shouldn't have stopped with the revolution and just gone back and finished off the whole island.

>>1417515

That has more to do with Jack Churchill than it does with Claymores.

>>1417533

Liar, everybody knows he's nothing without his trusty claymore that was blessed by the Queen herself.

>>1417520
No true britaboo likes Cromwell, he killed Charles-sama. Amerifags should be the ones fellating that puritan Cromwell, you can't appreciate art or royalty either.

I've had it with this Masterwork Zweihander bullshit. Claymores deserve much better than that.

>>1416732
Seriously though, do this!

>>1417564

Claymore has its own entry in Fifth Edition.

>>1416732
Screw the rules, I have green hair!

SCOTS > BRITS

WHERE IS OUR VINDICATION SERUM??

>>1417626

SCOTS ARE BRITS, WHAT SORT OF BRITABOO ARE YOU?

Shouldn't it be "Wallhammel: Faulty Kei"?

Did you hear that the Irish aren't a core race anymore, they're in the Critter Compendium!

>>1417628
NIDA NIDA

SCOTS WERE FIRST!

VINDICATION SERUM!

in b4 some newwanker starts with the Arthur Pendragon fan-climaxing. If I have to hear another idiot going on about Excalibur this and round-table that, I'll blow my top. Really. There's more to the rich britanese literature than that 'marianne susan'...

>>1417638
lol Irish try to be British.

Though, "Kern Warriors" is pretty awesome. I love playing as Lewis. Dude was so badass he chopped off his hand to win a race.

>>1417658
>Arturia

Fixed.

>>1417658
If you want my honest opinion, I'd rather the fanwankers stay away from brit lit completely. Can't read the bloody Canterbury Tales these days without getting a mental image of some fanbird writing a tale of her own about the Friar sodomizing himself with a crucifix, bit of a shame really

HAI BLOKEZ HOW DO I STAT OUT HARY POTTER FUR WALLHAMMER-HOGGWARTS CONVERSION?S

>>1417819

DO IT FAGGOT

Every time you guys start one of these threads without me, a little tear of joy runs down my cheek.

>>1416732
The basic idea that has sprung around Faulty Kai is fairly mutable since everyone contributes to it, and you've got a few of the factors of it down from its original incarnations.

Kai has got a mentor, his name is Don Pantsu. He's an old man that works at the local Games Labourstore where all young kids go to get their first Wallhammer army. The main focal points of every army is their special character, such as Calgar for Kai.
His not-really-a-love-interest love interest is Mai-chan who is an ork player. No special character for her has ever been mentioned, though this might be why she's not very good at the game.
Mai has a brother who gets mentioned once every blue moon around here, a Blood Ravens player named 'Nero'. Has that whole 'friend-rival' thing going with Kai. He fields TWO librarians who fight together.
Miso-sama is Mai's not-really-a-rival who plays Tau and beats Mai at all opportunities. It's implied she's really rich and is where the group get the necessary rides to all their stupid adventures.

Ko Ma is the best Wallhammer player at the time (though not the grand champion yet), but he's also a big criminal and eventually cripples Don Pantsu in a particularly powerful game of Wallhammer. He also runs the shadowy Wallhammer Crime Organization "Shut-Eye" who plans on eventually stealing the crown jewels which have amazing Wallhammer powers.

Then there's about a million other really awesomely retarded minor characters people have come up with like Señor Charge who uses Blood Angels, Ian Kadd who is an IG player but not very good, another IG player who is pretty much Bandit Keith, and so on and so on.

>>1418967
Oh God almighty, I'm saving that.

Anyway, there's a strange delightfulness to seeing Warhammer and anime shooped together so ridiculously.

OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I CAN'T FIND THE ORIGINAL THREAD ON 4CHAN ARCHIVE ANY MORE

GAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>1421750
This is the original thread. I would post a link but the last time I posted a 4chanarchive url I was banned for a few days. That was some time ago though.

>>1421822
The Move and Shoot troll probably had no idea what he was about to inadvertently spawn.

>>1421822
Why would you be banned for posting the link? That doesn't make any sense!

Faulty Kai rocks!

>>1417371
Fuck you! Dreaded Magistrate fucking rules.

>>1416732
There should be two IG players, one of whom is Canadian. She can drink maple syrup or something.

Hey, can we have religious fanatic play Daemonhunters?

>Basically all I have to do would be to find enough good pictures to copypaste into a story. Which could take a while because I don't know where to get them.

This is precisely why I've only done so few. It's an absolute bastard to come up with an idea and still find the right elements to photoshop into it (poorly). I mean hell, the cover and inside cover had so many different elements in them it breaks my brain. Trying to find a good shot of a tabletop is equally soul-crushing.

I'd just go for 'random pages'. It's a lot funnier and keeps the 'lore' spread out so anyone can be retarded with it.

Out of curiosity, why is there no page of this on Wikichan?

Should it not be preserved in the stores of knowledge?

(or did I just miss the page?)

Some good things in this thread. I'm gonna start collecting material now, and hopefully have the first issue out this weekend if I can find the elements I need.

Can anyone tell me where to get manga stuff (pokémon, JoJo, etc) quickly and easily? Maybe I should petition /a/ for help...

>>1422036
The usual folks that grab their junk and go "HOLY CRAP THIS SHOULD GO ON WIKICHAN" probably don't with Faulty Kai because it just mutates like crazy and has absolutely no coherent form. It's whatever amuses us at the time, which you can't really type out to make funny on a wiki, especially when the conversations start turning 'britaboo'.

I mean, at first Mai-chan was added by someone after the original description, and for a little while it was decided she played sisters but then it became accepted it was Orks instead after someone invented Miso-sama and it was only fair that Mai-chan get the down-on-their-luck (at the time) army of orks since she too seemed to get the stiff now and again. Then the comic made it 'official' I guess.

It's just too difficult to control. It randomly hits (often in the middle of someone else's thread) generates a huge amount of energy then dissipates till its next appearance.

And yes, even Chink has done quasi-fanart of it.

>>1422000
How about Candit Creed?

Also if it's not too late for suggestions, I reckon Kai needs a former friend who plays Alpha Legion, but after Kai made fun of him for being a crap player, Alpha betrays Kai and becomes his enemy.

>>1422037
Try /rs/ for the Pokemon comic, I got it from a post on /v/ ages and ages ago. As for JoJo stuff? I googled and found only the occasional page here and there.

>>1422052
Kai would never make fun of someone! It would clearly be bitterness and belief that he was being made fun of on the part of the Alpha Legion player, because Kai is all that is pure and good about Wallhammer.

>>1422060
But Kai is young and inexperienced, and doubt winning at Wallhammer would go to his head. If Kai is to become the greatest wallhammer champion, he must master the most important part, Sportpersonship

>>1422074
He's a Britainime main character. PURE AS A SNOWFLAKE.

Hey, guys, I heard the Britainese are so proper that they avoid yellow snow because it reminds them of filthy orientals.

Is that true?

>>1422092
You really shouldn't eat that snow man.

>>1422099

I never said anything about eating snow.

>>1422081
But even Main characters can make mistakes, especially plot effecting mistakes regarding sub-characters. It's the ability to get up and try to fixes these mistakes that's important.

That is the mark of a true WallHammer master

>>1422105
We're getting awfully critical on the nitty gritty here which probably makes us look really stupid. I just figure with the material we're parodying, that sort of thing would be brought about and resolved in around one episode, whereas the other (misinterpreted jealousy) would be a running gag, plus more fit in with EVIL EVIL HISS SPIT SPIT.

Just to sure...

Does Faulty Kai play in Japan or Britland?

My Kai is faulty. Help me /tg/

>>1422000
Syrupget?

>>1422131
Britland, since he is a filthy Britaboo.

>>1422136
Have you tried jiggling the knob a little?

>>1416732

The IG player should probably be from Russia, and field as many guardsmen as he can throw against his opponent's guns, drowning them in corpses and whatnot. The very embodiment of a bad commissar, really - only HUEG.

The guy from America would probably play Orks, 'cause they're big and dumb.

>>1422323
No he's right, all the americunts seem to play IG and want to change 40k to a more 'realistic' system.

>>1422328
"Fear my Stormtrooper unit! Not only can it deep-strike, but it's painted in the exact colours of the Waffen SS 47th 'Babyraper' brigade! You have no chance!"

>>1422323
Question: Is there a difference between Americunt and Amerifag, because personally, I play eldar and orks and love the over-the-top yet semi-serious awesome that is 40k.

>>1422374
Wrong post, meant >>1422328

Ok, I've been looking, but I can't find a few decent pictures of a comissar's hat for Kai. I think the otiginal guy also had trouble with that since every hat is the same picture in the originals...

Can anyone provide me with a few good pics? Cause I'm going to have to cut out the one from the original otherwise, which won't help the quality...

>>1422692
What if I post some pics of commissars, and you can cut them out of the picture?

>>1422698
If it's a good quality pic, yes. Otherwise I'm better off using the original...

>>1422707

>>1422707
Wrong one, bugger.

>>1422707
Also, any and all pics you may have that just might be of use are welcome as well. I'm currently building an archive of usable pics before starting the actual comic. The more the better.

I'm surprised at how much I don't have commissar hat pictures. And if I do have them, how low quality they are.

Dang it all, I suck. Here's something entirely unrelated.

Yay?

Bumping for purely selfish reasons.

jojo has some good ones, there are many chinese fan-subs for weird mangas

Holy shit, this is still up?

please please PLEASE MAKE THIS!!

god never seen this before but I am laughin my ass off its also kinda got a kool feel to it as well