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    103 KB Study on the 'lesser' race Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:31 No.1437925  
    I think humans tend to get a bad rap when it comes to fantasy settings. But, they are without the antithesis of min/maxing, which does actually mean that they tend to fair the best 'overall' whenever a crisis comes up. More importantly, humans have a decent population rate, coupled with their own potential to min/max if they so feel the need (although, obviously inferior on a case by case basis concerning whichever relevant race). This means that a human army is both capable of tossing musclebound juggernauts at your fruity elves and shoving lightning bolts up the ass of your halfwit orcs. No matter what your race can do, humans can manage it on some level, sort of like the Chinese can make anything, though not particularly well. Obviously, we can see the economic benefit of being a human in this respect.

    However, unlike the Chinese, humans seem to have an incredible knack for getting into the pants of other races. If it can speak, it is said that a human has slept with it and probably managed to breed with it and that means that a human doesn't even have to be a human, it can be an orc, or even a fairy (magical means being involved to some extent, of course). The other races making fun of your 'short lifespan'? Stick it to an elf and you've got yourself a nigh-immortal son/daughter with better magical abilities who is still capable of running the farm after you're dead. Hell, while we wouldn't exactly recommend it, he/she'd could be a passable berserker if the sun addled them enough to try it. Your army needs more muscle against the neighboring trolls? Give tax cuts to families raising half-orc kids, put a few brothels on certain borders and watch as tall, dark and goblinoid becomes your cities next fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:33 No.1437929
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    While people often say that breeding between races is incredibly rare, a glance at the vast number of 'exceptions' in any given universe says that this is probably only true when compared to the massive human populations. Humans are pimps, we don't know why, but an elven maiden holding onto her virginity for a millenia putting out for a battle-scarred boy knight implies that the 'most prevalent' has some kind of divine + to their charisma.

    I suppose it helps that 'god' is more often than not a sweaty palmed virgin living vicariously through his player's PCs. All the better to justify my PC's mom falling in love with a kobold, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:34 No.1437935
    >But, they are without the antithesis of min/maxing

    >But, they are the antithesis of min/maxing

    Fucking typos...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:35 No.1437936
    No one's going to be reading any of that, I wager.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:36 No.1437939
    I read it all. And I giggled at the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:36 No.1437940
    Survival of the Fittest.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:36 No.1437942
    I read it.
    and now i have a hard on....
    mmmm sexy tax breaks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:36 No.1437943
    *slow clap*

    you Sir just won yourself an internets
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:36 No.1437944
    Actually no. I just don't have any witty reply for it.


    >tall, dark and goblinoid becomes your cities next fetish.

    Made me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:44 No.1437968
    I read it, but my thoughts remained largely forcused on the fairy in the pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:47 No.1437983

    Same here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:52 No.1437995

    If you would fuck her who would it hurt more: Her or you?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:53 No.1438000
    Fa/tg/uy penis couldn't hurt her at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)15:59 No.1438026

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:00 No.1438038
    Fairy: OH! Anonymous, it's so big!
    Fa/tg/uy: You're two inches tall, it fits in your palm.
    Fairy: Let's just pretend you didn't say that and be glad we found each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:15 No.1438144
    Has anyone here read Bastards and Bloodlines?
    Very relevant.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:16 No.1438150

    No. Info plox.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:16 No.1438151
    that's the CORNERSTONE of humanities power. we simply started as a tremendously sexy slime mold, and we've been selectively breeding with other races ever since to make the forms you see today.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:17 No.1438158

    Bah, haven't you guys ever seen a fairy sex doujin?
    She writhes her tiny form all over the thing, grasping it in a two armed hug, kissing and licking between every vein.

    Every beat of your pulse like a full thrust, stimulating her entire body at once. The heat is almost too much for her to take, he tiny wings beating furiously as she looses control and her muscles spasm.

    And then finally, you both climax, and she's bathed in veritable ocean of your love juices, every inch of her perfect fairy skin slick and shiney and soiled with your thick cream. She tries to clean herself, but its so much she eventually just passes out on your stomach in exhaustion.

    Aww yeaaaaahhh....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:19 No.1438172
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    Oho, Slaanesh approves!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:20 No.1438175
    Link to whatever shit you've been reading, sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:20 No.1438178
    have you ever heard of "bondage faeries"?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:23 No.1438193
    So does my erection.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:25 No.1438206
    Humans indeed are the basis of crossbreeding for all races. We're like the crossroads to every other race. There are a few DnD lore stories that suggest humans are made from the hands of every deity who built himself a race, and gave us a little bit of each race.

    So no single deity denied us a bit of their grace, thus giving us no single cut out of the creationistic cloth. Which let's us have sex with everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:25 No.1438208
    Attention >>1438178, this is >>1438193
    My erection also demands a link to whatever shit you've been reading.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:26 No.1438210
    >No. Info plox.
    It was a D&D supplement for handling 'halfbreeds'. Pretty well done, though incredibly illuminating in terms of racism.
    >> !girl.OcrGM 03/30/08(Sun)16:26 No.1438212
    what about these mary sue half EVERYTHING characters?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:26 No.1438214
    a LINK? damn, I read it a long while ago. can't you just google? that's what I would do if I was looking. just google the name, you should find it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:26 No.1438216
    Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:26 No.1438217
    So why did none of them give us a lifespan? Come on, even fucking hobbits live longer than us!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:28 No.1438226
    Bastards & Bloodlines: A Guidebook to Half-breeds

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:30 No.1438231
    Enjoy your Mindflayerdrow and Gnomecloakers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:31 No.1438240
    Shorter life means more desperation in the struggle to advance. Also, humans aren't the shortest lived race. Some have downright depressing lifespans.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)16:32 No.1438244
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    Did someone say pixies?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:32 No.1438247
    we're WORKING on it, goddamn, it's recessive don't you know. it's hard to breed a race like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:33 No.1438252
    Yeah, some of that stuff is odd. I feel sorry for the half-gnolls, though. The book treats them poorly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:33 No.1438255

    Our eternal downside. We can breed with EVERYTHING. But look at varying lifespans of many many things. I mean a human living to 100 can outlive 2 and a half generations of orcs. But we get 1/2, if a 1/3 of other race lifespans. If they all were added up, and divided by how many there were, I'm sure it'd possibly average out to a little more than the average human lifespan. Granted who knows. Maybe the fact we live such short lives is the instant we know we can make so many is we might -try- to make so many. Nature's stranglehold on our half breed schmorgasbord.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:33 No.1438258
    less purity of essence, less lifespan. more chaos, less stability.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:33 No.1438259
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:35 No.1438270
    It makes sense to me. Is an immortal creature that has guarded its virginity for over nine thousand years going to want to give it up for some pasty elf or rather the be-muscled bad-ass who just wandered through her village after an orc-slaughtering campaign? Alpha male wins.

    Oh god, that has to be my all-time favorite doujin. Funny as shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:35 No.1438272
    >>1438258 Humans vs Halfings: We get more stabbity
    Tell that to the sexy shoeless god of war.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:39 No.1438289
    Your love of pixies is always welcomed here.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)16:43 No.1438309
    Speaking of pixies...
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)16:44 No.1438313
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    Ooopse, forgot my proast.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:44 No.1438317
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    >It makes sense to me. Is an immortal creature that has guarded its virginity for over nine thousand years going to want to give it up for some pasty elf or rather the be-muscled bad-ass who just wandered through her village after an orc-slaughtering campaign? Alpha male wins.

    case in point
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)16:44 No.1438321
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    >> Hi, My Name is [Slaanesh] 03/30/08(Sun)16:45 No.1438322
    I approve and desire more hot pixies.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:46 No.1438324
    Pic of the lady's version of the improved supremely dapper moustache?

    In WHFB I recall some post battle short story about a big fight between greenskins and dwarves with human and elf allies. The humes was just a regiment of pistoliers or something, which fled before a chariot charge, and never regrouped. Brilliant showing from the manlings.

    The Elvses convinced the Dwarves after their victory to forgive the Humans because of their short lifespan, an commented on how silly it is to waste space in the book of grudges on non-chaos humans because their lifespans are so damn short in the GRIMDARK warhammerverse.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:52 No.1438353
    While I feel they were a bit patronizing, they have a point concerning how differently grudges should be handled.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)16:56 No.1438364
    Have we found this artist yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:01 No.1438379
    Fast cavalry working as intended?! How is it that dwarfs live 600 years and never come up with any better tactics than standing there and taking it on the chin?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:02 No.1438384
    they get turned on by the fact she will outlive him
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:05 No.1438394
    Purity of essence?


    Are those female elves trying to steal your precious bodily fluids, general?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:10 No.1438405
    Fredrik K.T. Andersson
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:14 No.1438410
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    >Purity of Essence
    Finally, the creatures we have been looking for!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:16 No.1438420
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    Let us test this strange 'human' tendency towards interspecies breeding.

    Here is a female troll. Do you find her attractive?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:17 No.1438425
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:18 No.1438426

    I hope this is a copypasta (I didn't even read that shit), otherwise you really will never get laid.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:19 No.1438430
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    Alright then. How about orc woman?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:20 No.1438433
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:23 No.1438440
    little too muscular for my tastes, she'd probably crush me with those powerful yet feminine thighs
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:23 No.1438446
    >I hope this is a copypasta (I didn't even read that shit), otherwise you really will never get laid.

    This statement is amusing in so many ways.
    >> Disciple of Xom 03/30/08(Sun)17:24 No.1438451

    snu snu
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:27 No.1438463
    Wow, I remember that from LONG ago. It was the first time I had fapped just to muscles.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:29 No.1438468
    modo codo
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:32 No.1438477
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:35 No.1438486
    Snu Snu reminds me of a joke I know from long ago, revolving around an african tribe dealing out a similar (but man-on-man) thing on unfortunate explorers. Any takers?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:36 No.1438489
    Using a human as the grandfather of all the children in my genetic experiments, which races would I have to breed with human and then cross breed within the half breeds to make the perfect war machine? One that excels naturally at magic and combat while living a natural life of hundreds or thousands of years?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:45 No.1438536
    human, ork, elf, and dragon. the best combo of those would be unstoppable.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:46 No.1438542
    Yep, that's gross. I surf gurochan regularly and that still makes my stomach churn. I'll stay with my 10% thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:49 No.1438559

    Those are bolts, not screws. GET YOUR SIMPLE MACHINES STRAIGHT, BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:51 No.1438573

    Can't unsee.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:54 No.1438596
    I like the way the centaur woman and the "drider"(?) are looking at each other...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:57 No.1438611
    I, for one, don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)17:58 No.1438620
    ARGHHHHH I HATE YOU, every single time
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:01 No.1438636

    or rather woman-scorpion

    What baffles me is why every last one of the kids is a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:03 No.1438646
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    It's obvious: the elves who breed with humans are pedophiles, plain and simple. A 20-year-old elf looks like a 10-year-old human.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:04 No.1438654
    Not true. There are two boy there - ther wolfboy and the scorpionboy.

    I love Andersson. http://www.elfwood.com/art/a/n/andersson/andersson.html
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:04 No.1438655
    because furry artists are sick fucks
    it is implied that the "dad" will do te daughters...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:08 No.1438668
    pokeymons does not know what machines is
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:08 No.1438669
    Wolf kid's a girl, you can tell from the eyelashes

    Hell, once those girls get older I wouldn't mind banging them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:09 No.1438672
    You're saying you wouldn't?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:09 No.1438674
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    Hey, fuck off. Andersson is a regular Anonymous here and he did some awesome drawfaggotry for me back in the day.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:09 No.1438677
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:11 No.1438687
    Thought he had suddenly slapped on a bra before I realized he had a shotgun.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:11 No.1438688
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    Oh exploitable?
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:12 No.1438696
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    And suddenly, pixies, hundreds of them!
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:14 No.1438706
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    Boy, I can't go much longer without delving into some pron.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:20 No.1438735
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    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:22 No.1438751
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    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:23 No.1438761
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    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:24 No.1438773
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:25 No.1438779
    /r/ pixie barbarians
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:25 No.1438782
    Well, this is /tg/. Where no one posts promotions... ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:26 No.1438785

    mods on /tg/ are damn near nonexistent so you can get away with posting NSFW images
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:27 No.1438792
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    Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again!

    Hmm... almost out, yep.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:28 No.1438794
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    Well, save the shittiest for last, I always say.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:28 No.1438797
    You kidding? Behind every build there's a bonus feat and an extra skill point each level.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:28 No.1438798
    I got a 5 day ban for posting in a thread with prons in. :/
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:28 No.1438803
    You do understand us /d/enizens will accept you with open arms? As will the mods.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:29 No.1438806
    I wonder if a pixie centered game would work. Sort of a typical fantasy kingdom but where everyone, including the players, is a pixie so they'd be "normal" scale. While humans would be mountain scale giants, hundreds of feet tall.

    "You brave adventurers must defeat the army of giants who are destroying our ancestral lands."

    Where the big bad evil guy is a level 1 human commoner plowing his field.
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:30 No.1438808

    Fuck I'd play it!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:30 No.1438811
    >> Pixielover !JRJyusrQ.g 03/30/08(Sun)18:31 No.1438818

    Hmm... good idea.

    Taking it to /d/!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)18:35 No.1438831
    Fund this!
    >> I apologized on 4chan 03/30/08(Sun)19:23 No.1439061

    This one human, his name isn't Gargamel is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:23 No.1439069

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:25 No.1439078
    Oh hell, the smurfs must be like ogres to the pixies.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:28 No.1439097
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:29 No.1439103

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    Reminded me of this
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:50 No.1439251

    We state the obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)19:53 No.1439266
    well duh, Asians don't have souls
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:01 No.1439320
    They have something better than souls.

    Ancient Chinese Secrets.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:01 No.1439321
    I have always wondered, do half-asians have souls?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:03 No.1439338
    Silly anon, humans cannot breed with animals.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:08 No.1439361
    Ths thread disproves that theory.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:10 No.1439368
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:23 No.1439452
    >> MRL 03/30/08(Sun)20:38 No.1439548

    As for the female troll: that depends. Will she eat me if I can't satisfy her?

    Seriously, trolls have fucking insane sexual stamina. Twenty times in six hours is standard, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:41 No.1439572
    i thought they reproduced by simply getting something chopped of and a new troll grows out of it?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:42 No.1439582

    That's orks.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:42 No.1439585
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)20:46 No.1439610
    >Seriously, trolls have fucking insane sexual stamina.

    This is the regenerate species, they cannot be satisfied in the traditional sense. They can orgasm, but they don't have a limit. Number of orgasms will generally be less important than wearing her out mentally.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:05 No.1439736
    Asassin + death attack = problem solved
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:13 No.1439811
    DM: "As your blade connects with the great giant's spine, you hear a great rumbling from afar, and the very pressure in the air seems to change. The great beast has raised its arm, and a hand unlike any you have ever seen is rushing towards you in a blur. DC40 Reflex"
    Assassin Pixie: <rolls> "Fuck."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:14 No.1439815
    see, that's why monsters hate humans: we're stealing their women!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:18 No.1439843
    Thanks, Sadly the best image I've seen is the one posted above...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:19 No.1439848
    think about it:
    usually, physical attributes that aren't the norm in a given culture are seen as attractive. humans would really be attractive to most non human arces:
    - dwarves: "oh, his chin is almost hairless, hwo cute!"
    - elves: "hairy legs? RAWR!"
    - orcs: "no tusks? interesting..."
    - trolls: "fat humans are so cuddly!"
    halflings/gnomes: "so tall... *swoon*"

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:34 No.1439922
    >>1439548>Seriously, trolls have fucking insane sexual stamina.

    Ragnar slammed his meatrod deep into the troll's fishy asshole. It struggled violently against the anal intrusion, but adamant chains held it fast.

    Ragnar's calloused hands gripped the troll's warty green hips.

    "ENLARGE ME" Roared the warrior. Lidda pointed the wand at Ragnar, a ray of proteous energy shot forth. The warrior's already heaving muscles heaved larger, bursting out of his tunic. The troll screeched in pain as its anal cavity was torn from within.

    Ragnar pumped furiously, magic coarsing through his veins. He could feel the troll's reneration tightening around his massive member.

    The force of his mighty gyrations dragged the thick oaken table, troll and all, across the stone floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:39 No.1439947
    Actually that's a pretty good analog of how people react to foreigners in our world
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:41 No.1439958
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:42 No.1439966
    enjoy fapping to mongoloids.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:43 No.1439975
    not really. it's just the niggers that want the white wimminz because niglettes are disgusting and we all know it. which is why you rarely see couples the other way around.
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:45 No.1439983

    you mean there's a people out there that would find neckbeards attractive?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:46 No.1439992
    as a white cracker male i would gladly fuck a black chick if she looked decent and had a laid back personality.

    most black chicks are either too high strung or too sexually inhibited (and wasn't a whore)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:48 No.1440002
    The problem with that is that the differences are fuckall huge, whereas IRL ones are skin and some facial features. Yeah, really fucking epic.

    An orc would probably on average be disgusted by the thought of actively _being together_ with someone as weak as the average non-orc female, a halfling would surely not find someone overly tall interesting beyond a taboo/fetish level, and dwarves the same as both above with the average human's elongated frame, relatively hairless build, and outright wimpy attitude.

    And the troll doesn't give a fuck. Anything that isn't 9 foot tall, green, and can't survive that first throat-cutting swipe in greeting, falls in the category of _food_.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:49 No.1440009

    But every culture always portrays other countries women, so long as they aren't at war, as being more attractive than the ones at home.


    Yes, in fact because neckbeards are so repulsive by the general population the people who would be attracted to you for your alien qualities would be truly beautiful goddesses\gods who are bored with each others perfection and appreciate your flaws as wondrous gifts of individuality
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:50 No.1440010
    Oh please. There's a reason why every "african-american" is one fifth white, and a great fucking chunk of the white populace has black parents just a few steps down the line.

    Take it to /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:53 No.1440035
    >every "african-american" is one fifth white
    >one fifth

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:54 No.1440046
    >> Dr. Genome 03/30/08(Sun)21:54 No.1440047
    I want to play as a half-orc who isn't rapespawn. His parents fell in love, maybe endured some Romeo/Juilet hardships, the settled down in some quiet forest to raise a family. He visits them sometimes, and usually brings souvenirs from his adventures.

    And I'm pretty sure his mom is the orc.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:57 No.1440055
    Most humans would consider being with an orc to not be in the area of incredibly fun, either. However, they keep breeding and orcs do seem to rape... love human woman in any case. Trolls can be weird in that they are indeed a wee bit crazy, but they're also not retarded.

    We can only assume that some orcs/elves/gnolls/dwarves like things a bit different and that humans are prevalent enough to be there to woo them. Although again, the limited number of humans who are interested means such populations are a little low.

    Thus speaks a /d/enizen.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)21:57 No.1440056
    Paladin father saved Orc woman from danger, say necromancer or something else everyone seems to hate, and couldn't kill her in cold blood.

    Had to keep her captive to fulfill his vows and so she became his partner on his adventures, eventually they fall in love.

    Some one else can refine that as I know it's full of holes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:06 No.1440101
    Well, there's people who fuck midgets and whatnot IRL, so I don't see why someone wouldn't want a proportional and able-bodied dwarf/gnome/halfling lass then with this in mind. And half-orcs are just hunks with the most extreme case of butterface(buthisface?) ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:09 No.1440115
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    Oh, come on now. Who could resist this face?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:26 No.1440194
    This is a fairly realistic image and I could see someone considering it handsome. Maybe elves see humans like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:33 No.1440232
    Match that up with the orcish buff build and a straigthforward and confident attitude, and I'm sure he gets his fair share of barwenches.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:35 No.1440236

    Dont you love the way the 3rd Ed PHB art portrays all non-humans as retarded asians?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:37 No.1440242
    Thats one sexy beast.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:37 No.1440247
    Yes, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:39 No.1440252
    I don't think you know how death attack works
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:40 No.1440258
    Lol americunts.

    It haes teh muscle, wimminz MUST LURV IT!

    Guys, that THING looks like a borderline retarded jock with
    a) an eyeborw problem
    b) horse teeth with pointy bits
    c) a cut-off nose. literally
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:42 No.1440266
    >Guys, that THING looks like a Half-Orc

    Shortened it for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:44 No.1440277
    I'm attracted to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:45 No.1440283

    That probably means you have a few screws loose.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:46 No.1440289
    he could wear a bag over his head, or a face-obscuring mask
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:46 No.1440296
    I'm a eurofag, and I still think an Half-Orc adventurer would get all the pussy he could ever desire.

    In a world of farmers that die at 40 due to malnutrition, this guy comes in their with a few hundred kills beneath his belt, enough cash to build several towns, and a body you could construct 10 normal commoners out of. They'll be flocking his cock, even if they'll be dissing that face.

    Also, barwenches/"someone" =/= all members of the female gender
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:47 No.1440300
    Not really. He looks tough, but kind at the same time. A gentle giant.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:49 No.1440309
    >a body you could construct 10 normal commoners out of

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)22:55 No.1440343
    Your friendly neighborhood half-orc!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:00 No.1440370
    >>1440115it's a Chinese guy

    I don't get it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:06 No.1440412
    Try as I might, I can't find a copy online of the Arcanum book where the guy writes about the prejudice his two half-orc children had to face in "modern" society.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:08 No.1440419
    Also, things like Alter Self, Shapechange, Polymorph, etc.

    That's why half-dragons exist, not because of Jonniass Dragonraper
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:09 No.1440428
    You don't know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:12 No.1440445
    Doesn't explain why a giant lizard would have sex with a mammal, even while disguised. For example, I have very little interest in having sex with some lobster. And I doubt this would change if I could somehow temporarily transform my appearance into that of a lobster.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:13 No.1440451
    Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean that I wouldn't, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:14 No.1440457
    Well it's probably only the really bizarre dragons, with human-fetishes.

    So it would only be the /d/ragons having sex with humans.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:14 No.1440461
    Dragons are just that fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:22 No.1440492
    depending on the lobster I betcha I would
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:28 No.1440529
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    >For example, I have very little interest in having sex with some lobster.

    Lobsters aside, I wouldn't mind sleeping with an alien, though I prefer that it didn't resemble an animal from earth. For instance, a predator is odd, but not unloveable given that it had an agreeable temperament. Also, even if a dragon was sentient, I wouldn't be entirely comfortable wit it being quadruped, though that doesn't mean I'd let a little thing like species get in between us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:34 No.1440554
    Dragons get some nice stat increases as they age, too. I'm sure a Adult or older silver dragon wouldn't have any trouble getting into a choice human's pants. (between 20 and 30 CHR, without factoring in spells or magic items)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:34 No.1440556
    Dragons are notoriously virile, able to crossbreed with virtually any creature. Among metallic dragons, crossbreeding often occurs when the dragon assumes another shape and falls in love, hower briefly, with a nondragon.

    Chromatic dragons may simply feel adventuresome and create crossbreed as a result.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:36 No.1440567
    they live for like a few thousand years

    you're gonna want to try plenty of shit, i know i would
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:38 No.1440581
    lol except dex, which stays at 10.


    (of course, I would expect something with 20+ int, 20+ wis to be smart enough to cover its weaknessess)

    ((unless the weakness is hot dickings))
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:42 No.1440603

    Money makes everyone beautiful.

    Yes indeed. See otherkin.

    I hear Xenu is still eligible.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:48 No.1440635
    Dragons are as big of whores as humans, they breed with EVERYTHING. Hmm, would that make half-human, half-dragon the biggest whore of all?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:49 No.1440650
    There's at least one person in this thread who likes their sex consensual, missionary position, no items, Final Destination.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:51 No.1440664
    Are they a mage that can cast polymorph?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:51 No.1440667
    Oh ya, and suggestion.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:51 No.1440668
    >Hmm, would that make half-human, half-dragon the biggest whore of all?

    Their sperm would flow out of them like a cloud, covering entire towns in instantaneous pregnancy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:55 No.1440688
    Additionally, it would spread like a plague from one person to another until whole countries bore the features of this individual.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/08(Sun)23:58 No.1440708
    So that's why there's a nation of Dragonborn in 4E.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:02 No.1440726
    I put on my robe and my wizard hat...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:04 No.1440736
    Holy shit.

    (Aren't dragonborn non-dragon related races that have gone through a ritual though?)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:06 No.1440746
    That makes shit amount of sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:11 No.1440773
    What dragonborn were: creatures that went through a ritual.
    What dragonborn will be in 4E: their own nation. I don't know that I've read a WotC race description of them, but I presume them to be able to breed more of themselves. Perhaps the ritual began it, or can allow others to change to the race of Dragonborn.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:15 No.1440793
    The 'ritual' is spreading your legs while a half human/half dragon is within 100 miles.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:20 No.1440814
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:39 No.1440887
    what you say? a swarm of children approaches to get sum sperm inside of them?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)00:48 No.1440919
    So the ritual to become a dragon born is to become covered in the sperm of a half-human, half-dragon, and the nation of dragon born was caused by a half-human, half-dragon that created a wandering cloud of sperm that infects whole cities at a time?
    >> MRL 03/31/08(Mon)01:10 No.1441074

    Speaking as a furry: fuck off, neckbeards make anyone look like shit.

    Worse, they make you look like Amish shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)01:25 No.1441160
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)01:31 No.1441181
    I'm sorry, but did a furry just say that neckbeards ruin everything? lulz
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)01:43 No.1441224
    well...we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)01:49 No.1441257
    That may be, but at least we're human. Furries are a sub-race, and never let anybody tell you different.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)01:56 No.1441288
    Humans breed with sentient creatures (such as elves, faries, pixies, dwarves, orcs, etc) and we produce halfbloods. These halfbloods are more or less human, but furries are the result of humans breeding with feral animals through a combination of physical and magical aid.

    They are inhuman and in kindness, we end their misery before they suffer their existence too long.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)02:06 No.1441324

    Also, genetic engineering + various races = one perfect being?

    Or not, since there isn't a "live forever" gene
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)02:13 No.1441379
    Well, with Elves, it's pretty close there...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)02:26 No.1441442
    Im convinced that its a mortality gene. Elves just lack it. That is why lifespans get increased or decreased for crossbreading. It is a weakening or strengthening of a mortality gene.
    Its a weird thought but it may have promise. Could lead to some fun motives for adventures too. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/31/08(Mon)02:39 No.1441508
    there's something like that in real life too,well not a true gene but a part of the chromosome called telomeres which allegedly prevent mutations from occurring on non reproductive cells. if they wear down too much the cell self destructs to avoid turning into a cancer one, bot during cancer the do keep replicating even if the have worn down the telomeres completely.

    at any rate some people believe that this natural wear down of cells is what causes ageing so you can bullshit your way into claiming that lifeforms whit longer lifespans are such because of of their stable genome, and that by the same reason they not only age slower but also have less degenerative illness like diabeetus and the cancer that's killing my dissertation.

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