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    118 KB Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:52 No.1552633  
    Gentlemen.

    Often in our hobby we end up in bookstores, and in the section inadequately labeled "Sci-fi/Fantasy." We end up perusing this section, partially out of joy of reading, and a morbid curiosity to see what monstrous features the fetus of nerd art had in the 70s and 80s.

    Gentlemen: To bad fantasy book covers.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:53 No.1552640
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    Here we have a ninja set against his natural foe: The Snakeman with Downs.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:54 No.1552648
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    "It wouldn't be easy for Sklar Hast to kill a sea monster that refused to die!"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:56 No.1552661
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    The greatest hand jobbers in the multiverse.
    >> W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs 04/17/08(Thu)23:57 No.1552665
    >>1552648
    Like anyone would like to see the battle with "the monster that kindly agreed to die."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:57 No.1552671
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    Bastard druids probably had something to do with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/08(Thu)23:58 No.1552679
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    OHMIGOD PONIES!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:00 No.1552692
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:00 No.1552693
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    Ninety trillion. What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:02 No.1552703
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    The twist is that they have to team up against the monkeys.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:02 No.1552704
    >>1552671
    FUCKING DRUIDS
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:02 No.1552707
    >>1552692
    The Pastel City, inhabited by the tackiest people known to man.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:03 No.1552711
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    Polar bear drawn chariot, awesome.

    Except that these bears are fucking tired.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:05 No.1552720
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:05 No.1552723
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    Flanked by his hairstylist and his interior decorator, the Golden Queen advances to the YMCA, conquest on his fabulous mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:06 No.1552726
    >>1552720
    I MADE A POOPIE
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:06 No.1552728
    >>1552679
    oh fuck I read those
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:06 No.1552731
    >>1552711
    I lol'd at Moorcock.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:07 No.1552735
    >>1552728
    I think every little girl that loves ponies has.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:08 No.1552741
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    >>1552711
    I CHALLENGE YOU, UPON THE BACKS OF MY RIVER FORDING TIGERS
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:09 No.1552746
    >>1552741
    Sweet Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:09 No.1552751
    >>1552741
    ...He has two spiked clubs tied to his spiked club.

    MY NEXT CHARACTER
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)00:10 No.1552754
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    >>1552741
    FIGHTING FANTASY? Fuck yeah!

    I must say the robot linebackers are HAX.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:10 No.1552757
    >>1552741
    BEST OREGON TRAIL GAME EVER
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:12 No.1552769
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    I sense something...Wrong.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:12 No.1552770
    >>1552735
    I actually didn't, though. I was into dinosaurs and dragons. I only started liking horses once I started horseback riding, and even then I didn't get into HORSE-RELATED FICTION.

    (Dealing With Dragons, that was another FANTSY 4 GURLZ thing I read)

    >>1552754
    Is that robot saluting?
    >> W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs 04/18/08(Fri)00:14 No.1552781
    >>1552769
    Nope. I don't see anything wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:16 No.1552790
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    Judging by the torn state of his clothes, this was a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:17 No.1552796
    >>1552770
    DAMN IT I'M A GUY AND READ THOSE DRAGON BOOKS

    Thooooouugh I noted they got failer as they went on.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)00:17 No.1552799
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    >>1552770
    >Is that robot saluting?
    Its a salute that involves ripping someone's head off. They stopped shortly after a general lost his life as a result.

    I wish these guys were still in charge of Games Workshop.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:18 No.1552806
    >>1552790
    Fuck the ending to that series made me rage

    I thought Alain was going to rape and kill the lady of battles, rape and kill Liath, rape and kill Sanglant...

    ...no. He wanders off into the woods.

    Fuckin gay.

    Prince of Dogs was the last good book in that shit series.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:19 No.1552811
    >>1552661
    <3 Vance. My copy is "Servants of the Wanekh", though - some countries got an edited version. At least Wankh->Wanekh was the only change they made... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:19 No.1552812
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    I CAN SEE FOREVER
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:20 No.1552813
    >>1552796
    Yeah, definitely. I remember really liking the first one, then as soon as it focused on Cimorene's son it started to suck (is that even her name?).

    Fuck, I am going to find them and see if they're actually awful.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:21 No.1552818
    >>1552812
    oh god the pupils
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:22 No.1552827
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    Phallic AND 3D poser shit models!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:25 No.1552836
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    >>1552813
    I remember being disappointed when they introduced the elementalist or whatever... Fuck I can hardly remember. I just remember him being like "WIZARDS TANGLE UP MAGIC FUCK 'EM" or something.

    Also, a midget with a gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:26 No.1552846
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    Who remembers this book?
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:27 No.1552852
    >>1552836
    "He sought to escape a future he regarded with contempt."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:29 No.1552871
    >>1552846

    No. Fucking. Way.
    >> W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs 04/18/08(Fri)00:30 No.1552876
    >>1552852
    "A future where people thought he was a member of the Village People"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:31 No.1552882
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    I can not find the cover with the larger image of this, but if you can't distinguish it, it's a man with two laser pistols. Glaring at the viewer in contempt. Shooting them off in seemingly random directions, while a battle goes on behind him.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:33 No.1552894
    That and it's written by Scifag Alpha.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:34 No.1552901
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    IGGY POP?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:37 No.1552919
    Fridays are usually shit, but this is a nice thread. Thank you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:38 No.1552925
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    NAZI ZAP
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:40 No.1552932
    >>1552925

    Nazis versus pirates?

    AWESOME BOOK IS AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:41 No.1552934
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    I LOVE THIS BOOK
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:44 No.1552947
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    LOL DUAL WIELDAN

    How many covers have "Shooting at nothing and ignoring the real fucking target" as a theme?
    >> W.I.T.C.H. Fag !BQ3sED2yVs 04/18/08(Fri)00:44 No.1552948
    >>1552934
    I know! My cat's sucks at MtG!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:46 No.1552953
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    One Day on Mars WE HAD THE BEST LASER LIGHT SHOW EVER
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:47 No.1552956
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:48 No.1552958
    >>1552953
    There's a gun under the character's right arm that seems to be firing itself.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:49 No.1552961
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    "HELLO LADIES"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:51 No.1552974
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:52 No.1552981
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    Bitch, pay attention. How fucking important is your mandolin.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:54 No.1552992
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    Piers Anthony. Fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:55 No.1552994
    >>1552981

    THE BAND PLAYED ON
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:56 No.1552996
    >>1552992

    JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MERMAID GET IN THE BICYCLE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)00:56 No.1552997
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    Bad cover, plus a horrible pun!
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)00:56 No.1552998
    >>1552981
    okay this one made me lol
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)00:59 No.1553008
    >>1552992
    Thats redundant.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:03 No.1553028
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    DRAGONS WITH GUUUUNNNSSSS
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 04/18/08(Fri)01:06 No.1553043
    >>1552703
    FUCKING EPIC ART

    I LIKE HOW THE DINOSAUR KILLED ITSELF BY TWISTING ITS HEAD 180 DEGREES
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:07 No.1553053
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    >>1552997
    YOU'RE ON NOTICE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:10 No.1553062
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    Let's go to the classics.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:11 No.1553067
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    HALF MAN
    HALF MONSTER
    ALL ROBERT EVANS
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:11 No.1553071
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    BREAD!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:12 No.1553075
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    In the old days, separating conjoined twins was a dangerous affair.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:13 No.1553082
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    "Looking around corner, only head exposed."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:14 No.1553087
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    STAR WARS

    Cabbage patch edition.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:15 No.1553091
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    What the fuck did Chewie do to Solo?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:16 No.1553095
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    oh shit i know that guy
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 04/18/08(Fri)01:17 No.1553105
    >>1553082
    A PSYCHIC BATTLE TO THE DEATH

    WITH SEX SLAVES

    WHAT
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:17 No.1553111
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    One of these things is not like the others!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:18 No.1553112
    >>1553095

    IN b4 JEWISH GUY
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:19 No.1553117
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    "Assassins are awesome!"
    "Yeah, wearing their capes and diapers, riding around on crows!"
    "...Wait, what?"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:19 No.1553122
    >>1553117

    HOLY SHIT GOD I LOL INSIDE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:20 No.1553124
    >>1553117
    >Gor

    There's your problem right there.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:20 No.1553127
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    >>1553117
    Goreans creep me the fuck out.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:20 No.1553128
    >>1553117
    GOREANS? FUCKING THINGS UP? UNHEARD OF.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:20 No.1553129
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    This hospital has a serious problem with bed making.

    "AFTER the patient's out of the bed, AFTER!"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:21 No.1553134
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    ...Subtle.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:21 No.1553137
    ITT nothing makes sense ever again.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:22 No.1553139
    >>1553128
    I'd like to introduce you to some goreans.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:22 No.1553144
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    Also in Gor, Conan starts an impromptu auction with a gang of neanderthals for some kid he just picked up.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:22 No.1553145
    >>1553139
    That would be a fairly hilarious encounter.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:24 No.1553158
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    Even the disembodied head is embarassed when Frank fucks the teddy bear in the background.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:25 No.1553164
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    "Why the fuck do WE always have to walk the giant dog's head?"
    "Shut up and walk, Ted."
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:25 No.1553169
    >>1553145
    Rape normally is.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:25 No.1553171
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    >>1553117
    The only use I have for Goreans is sacrificing to Xiombarg.

    "All women can only be satisfied by being forced to submit to a manly man, especially if they are lesbians." Goreans actually believe this wholeheartedly.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:25 No.1553174
    >>1553145
    I hope you videotape such an encounter.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:26 No.1553175
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    Why do the dragons have steering wheels?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:26 No.1553176
    >>1553127
    Fucking cultist bastards. The lot of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:26 No.1553180
    >>1553164

    There's so many retarded things in that picture, oh lord.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:27 No.1553185
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    Huntress: The Statue Humper
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:27 No.1553187
    >>1553175
    FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:27 No.1553188
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    >>1553171
    THIS IS WHAT GOREANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:28 No.1553193
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    I dunno about you, but Cathead-Hand scares the piss out of me.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:30 No.1553206
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    I've racked my brain, and really, I don't think anything I say can really add to this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:30 No.1553211
    >>1552981
    Knowing Modesitt, she's probably calling down a fucking blizzard or earthquake or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:33 No.1553226
    >>1553206
    Someone, somewhere, posed for that picture.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:34 No.1553231
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    The dragon nonchalantly burns its own wing as vikings approach, aready to board.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:34 No.1553235
    >>1553206
    BOOK OF JUSTICE
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 04/18/08(Fri)01:35 No.1553241
    >>1553206
    BOOK OF JUSTICE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:35 No.1553242
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    This is the story about the ugliest models on Earth, and the armless woman that haunts them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:36 No.1553247
    >>1553206
    My next modern setting.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:36 No.1553249
    >>1553206
    ...John Belushi?
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:36 No.1553251
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    >>1553206
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:36 No.1553252
    >>1553193
    Not a particularly good read either.
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 04/18/08(Fri)01:37 No.1553254
    >>1553241
    >>1553235
    ...


    justicemind?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:38 No.1553259
    >>1553251
    DO WANT HAMBURGERS
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:38 No.1553261
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    Sorry to break it to you Columbo, but this shit has already been solved.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:40 No.1553272
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:40 No.1553274
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    I'm not sure what's going on here, but it sure is ugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:41 No.1553276
    >>1553272
    ANIKI!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:41 No.1553277
    >>1553251

    Suddenly, penisguy has competition.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:42 No.1553283
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    A fruit and his giant cat take on the UNIVERSE.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:42 No.1553286
    >>1553283
    HEAVING BOSOMS INCOMING
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:42 No.1553289
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    >>1553277
    I'm incredibly amused since I used to make alot of those.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:43 No.1553291
    >>1553274
    Doesn't matter. Romance author = epic fail.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:43 No.1553293
    >>1553283

    Epic cat is epic.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:43 No.1553295
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    Oh God its like a Vampire: The Masquerade site from 1994.

    flames.gif spinningpentegram.gif flames.gif spinningpentegram.gif flames.gif

    WELCUM TO xXXHAETLAIRXXx.GEOCITIES.COM
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:44 No.1553298
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    >>1553293
    Entirely agree.

    BUT IS HE EPIC ENOUGH FOR THE LICKING VALLEY COON HUNTER'S CLUB?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:46 No.1553306
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    WEREWOLF BEAR OFFERS YOU 1 (ONE) CROSS

    DO YOU TAKE CROSS Y/N
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:46 No.1553310
    >>1553298
    EPIC CAT VS. VAMPIRE RACOON!!! TAKING ALL BETS!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:46 No.1553314
    >>1553289
    STOP MAKING STUPID FUCKING IMAGES
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:47 No.1553316
    >>1553295
    OH GOD I LOL'D SO HARD.

    Speaking of which, I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this video on /tg/, and I feel it is thematically related to your post.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:47 No.1553317
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    Okay, what?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:47 No.1553318
    >>1553310

    WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:48 No.1553324
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    >>1553293
    It is a rather cool pose.
    >>1553314
    I'll take that into consideration, anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:49 No.1553331
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    Another book cover brought to you by the web designers of the 90s- This time, in unreadable font!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:50 No.1553334
    >>1553331

    Please give me a gun.

    (waits)
    >> Paorou-sama !jXvdPmWDes 04/18/08(Fri)01:50 No.1553337
    >>1553317
    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:50 No.1553338
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    I always thought the old Ravenloft books looked bad... But by the time I got a cover, these were posted. Now it looks fucking stunning.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:51 No.1553344
    >>1553316
    Is it a joke?
    Like Unicorn LA?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:52 No.1553345
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    Hang in there baby!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553351
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    You thought TEEN pregnancy was bad?
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553352
    >>1553344
    No. This shit is completely serious.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553353
    >>1553338
    I'd have to say that Knight of the Black Rose is probably one of my favorite Ravenloft novels and covers.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553354
    >>1553345
    Awwwwww, da wittle kitten wants ta fuck youuuuuu.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553355
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    I've always thought the Xanth novels were pretty bad as far as art went.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:53 No.1553357
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    Counts as post apocalyptic nightmare of freaks wandering the countryside ravaging isolated farm steads on really short stilts.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:54 No.1553362
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    Wow.

    German Redwall sucks.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:55 No.1553363
    >>1553355
    Some were good. And it's kinda fair that a comedy book has a silly cover.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:55 No.1553366
    DiscWorld Book covers have some pretty shit selections.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:56 No.1553370
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    We broke the style barrier.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:56 No.1553371
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    >>1553366
    But some of them are rather awesome.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)01:57 No.1553373
    >>1553370
    That looks like a mushroom in the thumbnail.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:58 No.1553376
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    Roll for SAN damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)01:59 No.1553384
    >>1553371
    Most of them are foreign translation covers.
    But I never liked the one you have up, you can't tell who's who and why the fuck is rincewind looking badass? that shit aint right.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:00 No.1553386
    >>1553376
    This is about BAD covers.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)02:00 No.1553388
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    >>1553376
    This may one day be my /tg/ face.
    >> Glaciod !3GqYIJ3Obs 04/18/08(Fri)02:00 No.1553390
    >>1553357

    STILT COP KID SQUAD!!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:01 No.1553395
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    When spirits walk, look the fuck out for mutant rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:01 No.1553398
    >>1553366

    I'd say that it ads to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:02 No.1553402
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    Excuse me, but wtf are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:03 No.1553406
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    In space, nobody has to know you're settling for less. A lot less.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:03 No.1553411
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    THE PENETRATOR: When Bruce Campbell grew a mustache and had a short stint in porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:04 No.1553416
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    "BITCH, I'M SHAMROCKING YOU"
    "...I'm gonna be late for school."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:05 No.1553420
    >>1553411
    "DOUBLE PENETRATOR"

    LULZ
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:06 No.1553423
    >>1553416
    Ireland's deep, dark secret.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:07 No.1553426
    >>1553411
    WIN
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:08 No.1553429
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    UGLY.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:10 No.1553437
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    >>1553402

    Redshirt automatically dies 3 pages in.

    Also, more Gorean Shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:12 No.1553443
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    WORST. MAGE. GAME. EVER.

    Seriously, somebody fucked up their Life effect.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:12 No.1553446
    >>1553429
    >Mercedes Lackey

    Eww.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)02:13 No.1553451
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    >>1553437
    >Also, more Gorean Shit.
    Oh joy.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:13 No.1553452
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    Take a moment to get your meat.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:15 No.1553456
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    Or Pooh, if that's your thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:16 No.1553457
    >>1553451

    lol at irony.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:17 No.1553463
    >>1553443
    Silver Raven Wolf.

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:17 No.1553464
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    plz lrn 2 photoshop
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:19 No.1553472
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    >>1553437
    >>1553188
    >>1553144
    >>1553117

    LOL at PC re-release (2007).
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:21 No.1553480
    Worthy of archiving?
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)02:22 No.1553487
    >>1553480
    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:24 No.1553491
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I don't really have a good finishing cover. I should have planned ahead.

    Instead, have a rambo so affected by ennui he doesn't notice what everyone else is shooting at.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)02:28 No.1553505
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    Maybe I should write up a campaign where Gor gets their ass kicked by female alien invaders. Maybe have the alien women reproduce like squids.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:32 No.1553520
    >>1553331
    it looks like "The semen sins"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:33 No.1553523
    >>1553487
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

    Go nuts.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)02:33 No.1553525
    I keep trying to find one of the old scifi covers with the ridiculous death/war wheel.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:42 No.1553538
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    >>1553388
    That is almost right, I think I have just the thing for it. Behold more than 9000 hours in MSPaint.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:42 No.1553540
    >>1553525
    You could always pillage Superdickery's...But then that would be stepping on /co/'s toes.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:42 No.1553542
    >>1553538
    THE FACE OF /tg/
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)02:42 No.1553543
    >>1553540
    I didn't want to use a comic cover.
    >> / !/////m/ShI 04/18/08(Fri)02:48 No.1553554
    Archived!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)02:50 No.1553565
    >>1553554
    Danke.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)03:43 No.1553746
    >>1553472

    WHAT?!?!?!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)03:59 No.1553789
    >>1553128

    Goreans are worse than a thousand furries. Thank Xenu there's only liek 5 of them and they all live in Second Life.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:00 No.1553790
    >>1553789
    I wish there were only 5 fuckups like that.
    >> Dr Sivana !JfQ1ar42EA 04/18/08(Fri)04:04 No.1553802
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:04 No.1553805
    >>1553472

    Up to this point, I thought everyone talking about goreans was just making fun of koreans or something. Now I have no idea what's going on.

    Anyone want to enlighten me as to what the hell gor is?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:08 No.1553818
    >>1553171

    Basically true.

    Women's emotional circuitry is geared to encourage them to submit to a stronger man.

    On some level, they all enjoy being lead.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:08 No.1553819
    >>1553805
    Gor is a cheesy hack & slash novel series written way back. The most notable factor is institutionalized slavery of women which some dumbfucks actually took up.

    Google "Gorean lifestyle" for more.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:11 No.1553832
    >>1553505

    Yes. Please. Xiombarg ignore you.

    >>1553805

    Gor was a series of low fantasy books based on a tribal setting where women were less than property, and those women who werer free women were essentially just sex toys anyways. the ones who were actually free and lived apart from men were preferred as slaves because they could be broken and were even more subservient and slavelike and liked it more. no woman was complete without a man to dominate their life.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:15 No.1553852
    >>1553832
    Never mind that Goreans were somehow stronger than Earthlings because they came from... get this... a planet with LOWER gravity.

    I am not kidding. It was that fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:16 No.1553854
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    >>1553805 Anyone want to enlighten me as to what the hell gor is?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:18 No.1553860
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    >>1553854

    Wrong pic. Here's the one I wanted.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:20 No.1553868
    Gor was probably the only time that the movie was better than the original book.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:21 No.1553869
    >>1553860

    Pretty much the same as >>1553854, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:23 No.1553877
    The girl I'm currently seeing is a huge Gor fan. But she claims she isn't submissive at all. And she sure as hell isn't a dominant person.

    I suppose my biggest hope is that she doesn't like it for the writing. Jesus Christ.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:25 No.1553890
    >>1553860

    is darker than >>1553854
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:31 No.1553903
    >>1553877

    Tie her wrists up with riobbons some night. She'll explode.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:34 No.1553912
    >>1553903


    But... But... I don't want to turn her into a lulzcow. Yet. <.<
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:36 No.1553918
    >>1553912

    You fail @ Gor.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:38 No.1553920
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    Finally a chance for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:38 No.1553924
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    And this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:40 No.1553929
    >>1553924

    >100 image limit reached

    You fucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:41 No.1553930
    >>1553918

    You're fucking right I do. What bits and pieces I've read are fucking horrible. And don't even get me started on the fanfics.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:41 No.1553931
    >>1553918
    >You fail @ Gor.
    and subsequently win at life.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:43 No.1553939
    >>1553930 And don't even get me started on the fanfics.

    You should worry when she invites you to a "Party" or brings home Fur Rugs.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:44 No.1553942
    >>1553939
    Maybe she didn't mean Gor, but something else? Say a more healthy hobby like Gore for example.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:46 No.1553946
    >>1553931

    Gorean warrior meets Savatiri from the lichloved fic.

    That's a disaster of epic proportions.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:46 No.1553947
    >>1553929
    Oh, I have never had a more glorious moment than one such as this! I will revel in this triumph for weeks to come!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:47 No.1553950
    >>1553942

    That would be......disturbing more than her "alleged" love for Gor.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:48 No.1553953
    >>1553942

    She's the one that supplied me with fanfics, citing that she "really liked the setting", or something retarded like that.

    I'm just not sure how VIOLENT ANAL RAPE lends to a setting.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:48 No.1553955
    >>1553946
    My invasion of Gor campaign is getting even better. Maybe I should throw in the Drow from Forgotten Realms.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:51 No.1553968
    >>1553955

    Pitting two of the most well known slaving societies in fantasy.....irk.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)04:54 No.1553974
    >>1553968
    I was originally doing the Blue Drop aliens for the OH SHIT result when a gorean man is turned into a woman.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:55 No.1553979
    >>1553974
    Suicide.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:56 No.1553981
    >>1553955

    Drow as invaders, using Elan loli's as infiltratoirs and spies since they're relatively indestructable, and backed with Xiombarg worshipping summoners to throw Eloihim at them.

    fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:56 No.1553983
    >>1553955

    Gor vs Drow would be perfect. Both societies would treasure slaves from the other culture higher than anything else, since they would be hardest and most rewarding to break.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)04:58 No.1553985
    >>1553974

    not possible - Gorean men are immune to feminization. Ask any of them.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/18/08(Fri)05:00 No.1553989
    >>1553985
    >not possible - Gorean men are immune to feminization. Ask any of them.
    Rule 63
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)05:13 No.1554007
    >>1553989

    Any musclechick ever, except screamign in terror and asking where the hell their penis is.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)05:39 No.1554080
    ARCHIVE NAO!!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)12:45 No.1555393
    >>1553802
    Wow, what the HELL happened to the Song of Ice and Fire when it went across the Pacific?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)12:55 No.1555431
    you know, what I can't help but think is

    "this would all fit in Rifts"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)12:59 No.1555447
    >>1555393
    You haven't seen bishie Sandor then.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:01 No.1555458
    >>1555447
    Was it done by the Japanese, or just fat wapanese yaoi loving deviantartists?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:05 No.1555468
    >>1555458
    It's cover art for one of the books. Big sword, unkempt hair, burned face that makes him look rugged, looks like he's all of 14.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:08 No.1555475
    I feel sorry for the artists. I bet their feelings would be really hurt if they read this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:16 No.1555504
    Wow those gorean guys sure have their shit together. Perfectly submissive sex slaves you don't even need to break? Fuck yes you are the best cult ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:22 No.1555519
    >>1555468
    D:
    Post it. Somewhere.
    >>1555504
    They're all invariably beasts composed of ham, grease, and Wicca.
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind 04/18/08(Fri)13:25 No.1555526
    >>1553129

    WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOM!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:27 No.1555534
    >>1552679
    >IFUCKINGLOVEPONIES.jpg


    Made me crack up.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:31 No.1555546
    ITT: Gor reading neckbeards pretend to hate Gor in a feeble attempt to appear normal.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:36 No.1555566
    >>1553402
    "EVEN THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK CREW IS CONFUSED"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/08(Fri)13:44 No.1555593
    >>1555546

    Didn't know what Gor was, then I looked it up... Never playing Age of Connan.

    I remember a guy who used to tell stories of infiltrating otherkin boards and coming out as an overfiend kin who can still feel the phantom vestiges of his 6 penises, and he talked about the Gor communities developing in AoC with a slight shudder..



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