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    150 KB Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/03/08(Sun)23:28 No.2294259  
    So, being home over the summer, I took this time to catch up with old friends and enemies. One of my friends turned out to play 40k (and rolled orks). We spoke, discussed, and generally bragged about what we did over the year.

    Today, I get a package. Inside is a single ork boy, and a note. To paraphrase the note, the Ork was Uzgob, the only boy in my good friend's army to be undefeated. Uzgob has always gotten stukk in, or hastily run back for anuver go. An impressive kill count, too, ranging from space marine commanders to greater daemons of chaos. Truly the orkiest ork in the army. I was deeply touched, and I felt a funny stir in what's left of my heart.

    I remembered I'm launching my rocket, Da Shootiest, this September / October. I am going to superglue and firmly attach Uzgob to the main assembly of the rocket, and launch him three miles in the air.

    Uzgob RokkitRanga will pierce the heavens with his WAAAGH!
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/03/08(Sun)23:33 No.2294275
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    I asked here how to paint the rocket, remember?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:33 No.2294278
    Oh shit, I remember that rokkit
    good stuff that
    >> Da Boss Loota !!jjTJ3iecc1N 08/03/08(Sun)23:34 No.2294280
    oh right.

    my memory is crap.

    ill just fix my mistake then.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:34 No.2294281
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:37 No.2294295
    go uzgob go
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:39 No.2294308
    This is the story of how Greenskins managed to become Space Orks.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:40 No.2294312
    If he comes back damned you're banned.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:41 No.2294318
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    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:42 No.2294323
    I meant to say damaged.
    >> cash johnson, literary pirate 08/03/08(Sun)23:44 No.2294326
    video or it didnt happen
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/03/08(Sun)23:46 No.2294338

    I have full confidence in the construction of my rocket. Nothing SHOULD happen.


    I definitely won't forget a video of the launch.

    Plus, with the successful launch of Da Shootiest, a Level 1 certification, it allows me to launch bigga rokkits.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:48 No.2294348
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:51 No.2294362
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    Uzgob iz da greatest boy uv our generation...

    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:53 No.2294372
    >launch him three miles in the air.

    Holy shit, really? AWESOME ORK IS AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:53 No.2294377
    so basically you're taking his precious gift and destroying it. wtg, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/08(Sun)23:57 No.2294392
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/03/08(Sun)23:59 No.2294403

    That's what I was told.

    The type of engine I will be given should launch the rokkit two to three miles high, with most test-firings reaching more on the three mile side of things.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:01 No.2294411
    First we had that ork who got run over by a car and only lost a hand.

    Now we have an ork who will ride a gigantic rocket to his destiny.

    I love orks.
    >> Da Boss Loota !!jjTJ3iecc1N 08/04/08(Mon)00:02 No.2294417
    Leave this thread and don't come back until you understand orks.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:04 No.2294427
    Actually, that's a point in itself. With that ork strapped to it it may just destroy the international space station.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:06 No.2294438
    You obviously don't know anything about the philosophy surrounding orks and their players.

    This is possibly the single greatest tribute to his friend anyone could pull off.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:07 No.2294444
    I'm getting this image of the rocket accelerating, faster, faster into the sky. On top stands Uzgob, standing tall, choppa an' slugga raised high, triumphantly staring down the fast-approaching cosmos, letting out the greatest WAAAAAAAAGH an ork has ever produced.

    I...words fail me. May Gork and Mork watch over Uzgob.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:09 No.2294452

    ORKY TEARS ;_____;
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:10 No.2294454
    Step 1: Put miniature camera near the back of the rocket, facing forward, but make sure not to throw off aerodynamics.

    Step 2: Place Ork model straddling rocket facing camera.

    Step 3: ???

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)00:13 No.2294470

    This rokkit isn't big enough to mount a camera on the outside. The Cert-II, however, may be. The Cert-III, definitely, but those are incredibly expensive.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:14 No.2294479

    Fuck. Oh well, now I'm torn on facing him forward to WAAAAGH to his destiny or face down to pull a Slim Pickins on the way down/see the ground below him plummet away.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:14 No.2294485

    Geez, any 40k player has tons of cash to throw around. At least this would be something epic and unique instead of MOAR MINIS.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:16 No.2294498

    WAAAAAAGH to his destiny definitely. The only thing that could possibly make this tribute any better is if this Ork was a Stormboy.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)00:16 No.2294503
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:17 No.2294509
    Definitely facing up. No ork would look down at where he came from, he'd be looking TOWARDS THE STARS AND HIS ORKY DESTINY ;_______;
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:17 No.2294510

    Glue his back onto the rocket. HE IS ONE NOW.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:17 No.2294513
    Fukk dat shoot it at a kittin or on da roof and katch it on fire.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:20 No.2294535
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    I'm crying manly, yet orky tears for Uzgob.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:20 No.2294540

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:22 No.2294548

    Uzgob Rokkitranga, the Stormboy who pierced the heavens.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:22 No.2294549
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:23 No.2294565
    That's like...some sort of Ork Jesus right there.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:24 No.2294574
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    >Uzgob RokkitRanga will pierce the heavens with his WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:25 No.2294577
    play thunderchild while the rocket launches
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:27 No.2294595

    When the rokkit comes crashing back into the earth, Uzgob will return, to lead all Orks into the greatest WAAAGH! the universe has ever seen, having grown to use the rokkit as a normal jetpack from his sheer orkyness. This will be the WAAAGH! that unites all of the Orks in the galaxy, and they will crush everything in their way with the legendary Rokkitranger at the front.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:30 No.2294614

    Uzgob RokkitRanga is the greatest ork I have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:34 No.2294639

    I'd waagh with RokkitRanga.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:37 No.2294664
    Apocalypse Datasheet
    Uzgob's Return - 200 points

    Place a marker where you want, scatter it 2d6 feet. All models within 12" of the landing point take a S8AP3 hit that causes pinning on -2 Ld. Place Uzgob at the center of the marker after the hit has been resolved. All stormboyz (enemy or friendly) on the board must move as fast as they can towards Uzgob, and upon reaching him or the unit he is joined to, all form one unit controlled by the player who purchased Uzgob. While moving towards Uzgob all stormboyz are forced to run in the shooting phase and are immune to pinning.

    A stormboyz unit commanded by Uzgob may use a WAAAAAGH! move every turn, and gains the furious charge, feel no pain, and fearless special rules.
    >> BonusPoints !!KXSASzc+0km 08/04/08(Mon)00:38 No.2294666
    My manly tears for Uzgob are boundless. I...I hope your friend knows what you're doing, and can watch the video and cry manly tears too. A WAAAGH! to pierce the heavens... T_T
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)00:39 No.2294687

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:40 No.2294696
    >I...I hope your friend knows what you're doing

    I'd actually suggest sending him back a Stormboy model, carefully made, of Uzgob as a warboss.
    >> cash johnson, literary pirate 08/04/08(Mon)00:43 No.2294709

    seconded... all in favor?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:43 No.2294713
    Make it so you can also purchase stormboys squads that deepstrike in after him and join him.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:44 No.2294715

    >> Da Boss Loota !!jjTJ3iecc1N 08/04/08(Mon)00:44 No.2294717
    >> BonusPoints !!KXSASzc+0km 08/04/08(Mon)00:46 No.2294726
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)00:47 No.2294738

    So pick up a stormboy, and convert it to Uzgob, and send it to my friend? I'll definitely give this a go.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:48 No.2294744
    Send it? Only acceptable via rocket.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:49 No.2294751
    or airmail
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:50 No.2294754

    Make sure his pack is larger than normal and/or colored like Da Shootiest.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:52 No.2294761
    itt is why we love orks.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:57 No.2294779
    Gorkspeed, Uzgob, Morkspeed.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:57 No.2294783
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    Uzgob knows. Uzgob feels the great waaagh coming. All of us, believing in the greatest waaagh ever known, will fuel Uzgob, and push him to do the impossible, touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable, to realize his destiny to unite all orks as the greatest Ork Stormboy Warboss to ever exist.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:57 No.2294784
    Man. I don't even play and I can comprehend the glory and genuine orkiness of this.

    /tg/ at its best.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)00:59 No.2294792
    When are you launching it? I want to look to the heavens in tribute when you do.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:01 No.2294797

    I was supposed to launch last May, but I was delayed. I should be guaranteed a spot sometime this september or october. I'll definitely keep everyone here posted.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:01 No.2294799

    I CAME
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:04 No.2294808

    that pic would be the best crossover/adaptation ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:05 No.2294814

    If he could get his hands on the spare vindicator cannon round that comes with that set, it'd be perfect for a huge rokkit pack with some fins added to it. The thing is as big as an ork model by itself.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:08 No.2294820

    Vindicator Cannon round? I'll see what I can do.
    >> cash johnson, literary pirate 08/04/08(Mon)01:09 No.2294824

    at an RTT this weekend, an ork player had his stormboss with a pulsa rokkit strapped to his back
    >> RMD !h1LZxECEVA 08/04/08(Mon)01:09 No.2294828
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:10 No.2294830

    It was only a matter of time.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:10 No.2294832

    Oh hey RMD. How's trolling suiting you?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:10 No.2294833

    age for uzgob
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:14 No.2294845

    Pulsa Rokkits are Forge World only, right? There is no plastic pulsa?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:16 No.2294852
    So, any idea where this thing will land?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:18 No.2294859
    In our hearts, anon. In our hearts.
    >> Gorbash Kazdar !y68oC3vPJM 08/04/08(Mon)01:18 No.2294862
    Uzgob, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHing where no ork has WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHed before.
    >> John 08/04/08(Mon)01:19 No.2294865
    This is beautiful,
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:19 No.2294866

    Well, intelligence says I am launching it in a large field outside Daytona Beach for now, so depending on wind it should scatter d3 kilometers, within the field.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:20 No.2294872
    an incredible faggot.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:23 No.2294892
    On the off chance that Uzgob survives his trip(in any form, even just melty lump), you must use that as the basis of an upgraded Uzgob(if a melty lump, put Uzlump in the centre of a scratchbuilt Stompa, Gargant, or something else huge and Orky.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:23 No.2294894
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)01:25 No.2294901

    Oh he'll survive, I guarantee it.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:27 No.2294907
    This thread should be archived.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:29 No.2294919
    You make your own. It's a piece of piss.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:30 No.2294921
    No, the results should be archived, this thread is shitty, for the most part.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:33 No.2294932

    its archived on suptg
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:36 No.2294940
    Vote it out then.
    >> cash johnson, literary pirate 08/04/08(Mon)01:37 No.2294942

    if you want a great pulsa rokkit, buy a disposable enema bottle and paint it red... im not kidding
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:40 No.2294958

    I swear to god I will field uzgob in my next big game. That said, godspeed, Uzgob.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:43 No.2294973
    build an space rocket, place uzgob on nose, Claim the international space station fer gork and mork.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:54 No.2295009
    So then I imagine it's safe to say we've pretty much unintentionally added to Uzgob's fluff?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:55 No.2295015
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    People will one day tell stories of Uzgob. About how on the back of the mightiest rokkit there ever was, he roared into the heavens and conquered the cosmos in one moment of pure Orkiness.

    God speed Uzgob, god speed.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)01:58 No.2295030
    ...I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)02:10 No.2295086
    *stares in shock*
    R'myr, have either you or your friend read Deff Skwadron? It's a graphic novel, about a skwadron of Ork flyboys led by none other than Kommando Uzgob.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)02:15 No.2295121

    there's also an ork nmed Uzgob in Love Can Bloom. It's a common ork name.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)02:17 No.2295130

    I've read parts of it. The thought has just occurred to me.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)02:18 No.2295143
    even if two orks named that, one of them in fanfiction no less, qualifies as a "common name", it's still a great coinciedence.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)02:26 No.2295188

    i just googled "Uzgob Ork"

    there are a great many orks named Uzgob, but dis one iz speshull.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)02:29 No.2295200
    I just finished building my 2nd warboss today. His name is now Uzgob
    >> DA ANONYMEK 08/04/08(Mon)02:39 No.2295252
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    Uzgob, yooz da orkiest ork I see to do dis. Liek dat one time we blew up dos 'umies and den dis big 'umie wanted to take ma shoota den you shot him. Liek dat time. The WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG! will be gud 'nd shitz. We gibbin you dat giant ting dere. It's red.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:22 No.2296982
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    can orks even breath in space?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:26 No.2296993
    Orks are masters of force field and teleportation technology.
    When da boyz want to waaagh in space they get a mek to put up a 'breathy bubble' so they can.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:27 No.2296995

    as long as he is fightin or rokkin
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:28 No.2296998
    We need a Drawfag to draw the epic image of Uzgob and Da Shootiest.

    I'm tempted to suggest its at what amounts to an orky version of the launch complex at Cape Kennedy. The elevator crooked and the tower made from various scraps and such leading to the top of Da Shootiest.

    Either that or Uzgob's Return and landing Da Shootiest in proper the Ork Fashion
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:30 No.2297006
    This must be done.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:32 No.2297011
    Well there better be at least one guy chanting ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:36 No.2297025
    >>Well there better be at least one thousand guys chanting ORKZ! ORKZ! ORKZ!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)10:45 No.2297041
    That'd be better!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:13 No.2297175
    I second this
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:17 No.2297198
    You said that about the flame thrower too.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:23 No.2297227
    This is the orkiest thread there has ever been.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:24 No.2297230
    Is this in the archives yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:27 No.2297246
    oh god, this thread just got EVEN MORE MANLY TEARS ;___;
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)11:52 No.2297357
    bump for WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)12:20 No.2297451
    If I where a mod, I'd sticky this.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)12:32 No.2297514
    uzgob deserves frontpage, bump
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)12:41 No.2297563
    this has inspired my next orky army to be based on the great Uzgob Rokkitranga.

    thank you for so much Uzgob ;___;
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)12:57 No.2297652
    Da Shootiest is a rocket that will pierce the heavens with Uzgob at the helm. With a mighty WAAAAAAAGH he will go where no Boyz have gone before.

    Uzgob has me crying manly tears. I can only imagine him flying through the sky with ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH or possilby "Libera Me From Hell" playing.

    Fight the Power Uzgob RokkitRanga!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:06 No.2297680
    I am truly inspired to pick up my Ork army again. This is beautifal
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:19 No.2297726
    UZGOB ROKKIT RANGA!!!!!!!!!!!

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:21 No.2297733
    this is the best thread I've ever seen on 4chan. For Uzgob Rokkitranga!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:28 No.2297764
    I wanna be an airborne ranger
    I wanna live a life of danger
    I wanna do just what I oughta
    I wanna rape the colonel's daughter

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:34 No.2297801
    God dammit, Shas. Now I HAVE to start playing Orks as my next army.
    >> sage 08/04/08(Mon)13:36 No.2297810

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)13:37 No.2297815
    Haha owned!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:10 No.2298024
    i feel like getting the Green Tide now
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:13 No.2298042
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    >> Rogue Nigga !YDujGQLLRM 08/04/08(Mon)14:13 No.2298045
    Yeah, what the fuck is this motherfucking thread. Never seen anything ORKIER.

    I gotta get my Rogue Nigga Boyz, goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:34 No.2298208
    So where exactly is Uzgob riding Da Shootiest fit on there?

    I think it fits under ROKKIN!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:40 No.2298249
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:41 No.2298253
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)14:58 No.2298363
    Use some weak glue and attach one of those GI Joe parachutes to him so that he can come back down safely
    >> McFatson 08/04/08(Mon)15:00 No.2298383

    Uzgob himself should count as a Warboss with a rokkit pack. Optional Stormboy Nobz retinue.

    Each time Uzgob is alone and rolls a 1 on his move for a Rokkit Pack, he scatters 2d6 inches (a hit means Ork player chooses were) instead of taking a casualty. Running into enemies this way counts as having charged.

    Da Shootiest should work like the drop pod from hell, as he has likely coated it with unspeakable volumes of Dakka by the time of landing.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)17:19 No.2299258
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:06 No.2299648
    bump fer uzgob, our orky lord and savior
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:16 No.2299748

    Not to take anything away from the epicness of this thread, but part of me is beginning to wonder if /tg/ is funded by GW. :P
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:18 No.2299763

    if anything OP is a viral marketer for forgeworld
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:42 No.2299966
    Everyone in attendence must WAAAAGH! as the rokkit launches.
    >> Rogue Nigga !YDujGQLLRM 08/04/08(Mon)18:47 No.2299989
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:49 No.2300008
    Uzgob has reached out to us, and touched us all in ways we never could have imagined. We all see a bit of ourselves in Uzgob, our hopes, our dreams, our ambitions. Uzgob lives the dream, and we live through Uzgob.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)18:56 No.2300037
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    I am Uzgob
    >> Anonymoys 08/04/08(Mon)19:04 No.2300067
    That's it. Tomorrow I shall buy a box Boyz.

    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:04 No.2300070
    I figure Uzgob's return would be a little like this, only orkier:

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:08 No.2300087
    His WAAAAAAGH shall be louder than the sound of a hundred killkannons, the flame of his rokkit brighter than the fire of a thousand burnaz.

    Godspeed mighjty ork, godspeed.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:09 No.2300092
    This...this is perfect.

    This makes it DOUBLEPLUSPERFECT.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:15 No.2300121
    If you live in England...
    Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:17 No.2300133
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:22 No.2300170

    He said he was launching from daytona beach. I'm guessing he's in america.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:27 No.2300209
    When Uzgob Left Earth
    A six part HD event only on the Discovery Channel™
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:30 No.2300235
    Uzgob: Da sky wuz blu, but I dun fink I saw no gork or mork.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:34 No.2300257
    Still, it's awesome imagining an ork having a contest of who can make the biggest explosions with Guy Fawkes.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:35 No.2300263
    Bonus points if the descending lump of plastic hits a living creature.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:36 No.2300269
    Uzgob is going to blow up the sky in a blaze of WAAAGH!

    Guy Fawks tried to blow parliament up.

    I think Uzgob's gonna win.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:36 No.2300271

    We are /tg/.

    Our will be done!

    ...anyways, in the grim dark future of millenium 40k
    a brave bold ork named Uzgob was launched on his way
    he had been fighting the Tau race
    but Shas'O Rymr didn't like him so he launched him into space

    We'll send him n'me
    The most insipid we can make
    And force him to watch it endlessly
    In hopes that we'll find a way to make Orky morale break

    Now keep in mind he can't control when the n'mes begin or end
    Because he smashed those gubbins and now he's stuck with his gretchin friends

    Grot Rollcall:

    If you're wondering how Uzgob eats and breathes
    And other heretical facts
    Just repeat to yourself "it's just Waaagh!,
    I should really just attack
    In the name of the Emperor"
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:36 No.2300273
    double plus points if it wounds it.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:39 No.2300290
    Try and put the plastic lump in an Orkified SPESS MAROON dreadnought.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:40 No.2300297

    The premise is Uzgob and his grots got stuck on a space hulk without any mekboy to get them off it, and are forced to watch n'me (40k parodies of anime under the premise that they're popular Tau entertainment) in a Tau experiment to try to find a way to dampen the power of Waaagh and crush Ork morale. It's not working. I'm imaging blatant 40k parodies of popular/infamous shows getting ripped on unintentionally from the orky context of Uzgob and the grotz.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:41 No.2300303
    fuck you. No.

    Convert the remains of Da Shootiest into a Killa Kan and put his smoking lump inside it, piloting it through sheer WAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:43 No.2300317
    FUCK. YOU.
    Now I can't get the image of a blonde-haired shit with the "^_^" expression going "Someday, I'm going to be the Emperor! Believe it!"
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)19:44 No.2300325

    I too enjoyed Mystery Science Theatre 3000, but why did it have to be constnt anime?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:47 No.2300340
    /tg/ still thinks tau are weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:47 No.2300341
    >>Uzgob Rokkitranga, the Stormboy who leapt through time.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)19:50 No.2300358

    which saddens me.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:52 No.2300373
    I know, right?

    They're clearly space communists with weak, brittle bones and udders.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:52 No.2300374
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:55 No.2300392
    oh, also, Orkz would love some anime.

    Nothing quite as Orky as impossible physics and explosions.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)19:55 No.2300395

    What, not enough mecha for you?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)19:56 No.2300406
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)20:45 No.2300677
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    Orks would hate anime.

    Watching anime requires one to spend time not focused on shooting and chopping things. Anime is not Orky and it never will be.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)20:47 No.2300697
    Uzgob is proof there is still awesome in /tg/
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)20:48 No.2300703
    Lies. They'd like Berzerk.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)20:51 No.2300725

    never the less, watching anime would be muckin about, time much better spent choping, shooting, or stomping
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:35 No.2300982
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    God speed Uzgob... God speed
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)21:38 No.2300997
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:40 No.2301010

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:41 No.2301021
    We shall WAAAGH with Uzgob as he ascends into the skies.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:48 No.2301071

    why'z he look scared?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:50 No.2301082

    the force in just pushing back his face, you're crazy if you think he's scared!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:50 No.2301085

    Read >>2294866

    >Daytona Beach

    Since when is Daytona beach in England?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:51 No.2301094

    Dat's not fear, ya runt, dats Uzgob's WAAAGH! face.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:51 No.2301096
    He's not scared, just WAAAAGH'n real fast!
    >> Rogue Nigga !YDujGQLLRM 08/04/08(Mon)21:52 No.2301101
    It's... Beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:53 No.2301113
    It ain't.
    But wherever you are, WAAAGH with Uzgob. And I am WAAAGHing with that fucker from all the way over here.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:54 No.2301117

    wait till he reaches space. He'll raise 'is choppa an' dakka high, and let out a great WAAAAGH at the infinite expanse!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:56 No.2301134

    bump. we gotz uzgob launching, now we need him realizin' his destiny, and him comin' back down
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)21:59 No.2301152
    Pierce the Heavens, Uzgob.
    Pierce the Heavens with your mighty rokkit.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:06 No.2301187
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:08 No.2301201

    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:17 No.2301264
    not watching it, but their daily life shares a lot whit shout-based mech animes.

    if a mek is watching animoo than it's looting sice he's bound to make a few kans and dredds and shit right after waching it in order to make the the rocketfests, midfligth dime turns, gigantic bean cannons ,colony drops, etc. he just saw.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:52 No.2301441
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:53 No.2301444
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)22:57 No.2301462
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)22:59 No.2301472
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:00 No.2301477
    i thought the boner pic was funnier
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:01 No.2301483
    He's going to land on his feet and smack those other orks with the rocket, isn't he?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)23:02 No.2301488
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    I couldn't decide. I'll put both up.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:02 No.2301489
    i hope it explodes. that would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:07 No.2301508
    Uzgob RokkitRanga is my new god
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:07 No.2301509

    I require a wallpaper version of this.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:12 No.2301537
    No, it drills down into a pocket of molten iron, which erupts into a solid metal volcano. It is carved out into the strongest fortress in that quarter of the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:13 No.2301545
    I require a sauce.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:14 No.2301548

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/04/08(Mon)23:15 No.2301550

    Source unknown. I got it from here actually.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/08(Mon)23:16 No.2301557
    This thread may autosage, but Uzgob will live forever.
    >> Uzgob 08/04/08(Mon)23:28 No.2301618
    >> Anonymous 08/05/08(Tue)00:55 No.2302132
    this thread will not die
    >> Anonymous 08/05/08(Tue)01:59 No.2302489
    best thread ever

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