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    21 KB Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:37 No.2389379  
    I AM DISPLEASED! THIS FACILITY IS NOT HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE!
    I HAVE SERVED THE EMPEROR MANY LONG YEARS AND YOU CAN NOT EVEN INSTALL A RAMP?
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)02:38 No.2389386
    You wouldn't fit in the door anyway.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:39 No.2389393
    Yeah, we're not zoned for Dreadnoughts.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:39 No.2389395
    Wouldn't a dread just walk straight through the walls?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:39 No.2389399
    We only stuffed you in that robot so that one of us wouldn't have to push your ass around in a wheelchair, gramps.
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)02:39 No.2389400
    >>2389395
    This is why we didn't put in a fucking ramp.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:41 No.2389408
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    >>2389395
    >>2389393
    >>2389386
    >> Stranger 08/21/08(Thu)02:41 No.2389410
    >>2389395
    *CRASH* OH YEEEAAAAHHHHH! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:42 No.2389415
    Next thing you know, we'll have to start installing stairs for those damn Space Marines...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:42 No.2389421
    >>2389415
    SQUAD BROKEN DAMN YOU

    SQUAD GODDAMN BROKEN
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:43 No.2389425
    Its not like your in a wheelchair dread, seriously.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:43 No.2389426
    >>2389415

    Nah, if there's one thing marines know how to do, it's overcompensate. If they ever need to climb to a spot that's only like three feet high, they strap on a jump pack. Because they're fucking idiots like that.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:43 No.2389428
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    HOW AM I TO BUY MY GROCERIES? YOUR PARKING LOT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE DROPSHIP PARKING SPACES!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:46 No.2389445
    >>2389428

    Just whistle up for the nurse servitor to do it for you, gramps. And give you a sponge bath, too.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:47 No.2389455
    >>2389379
    ah thus ramp would neigh be strong for thou'st large frame verily
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:47 No.2389458
    >>2389426
    Why step when you can FLY!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:48 No.2389464
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    >>2389428

    Didn't you get the astropath-mail? As my loyal servants you can just call in your order and it will be sent it to you on the next thunderhawk to your chapter monestary, fortress or battle barge.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:49 No.2389468
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    >>2389445
    YOU NEVER VISIT ME ANYMORE! NOT EVEN A LETTER!
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)02:49 No.2389473
    >>2389428
    You can't even EAT.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:50 No.2389479
    >>2389445

    or whistle for a cab...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:50 No.2389481
    >>2389468

    Oh excuuuuuuse, gramps. I'm only out warping around the galaxy and blasting the fuck out of psykers, mutants, aliens, and tax evaders. Not like I don't have a life too or anything. Now shut up and eat your mushed peas.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:51 No.2389489
    i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:51 No.2389492
    >>2389458
    The ceiling.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:52 No.2389504
    >>2389426
    But what if they need to get there from
    A FUCKING MILE AWAY IN 2.5 SECONDS?!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:52 No.2389505
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    >>2389481
    THE PEAS ARE TASTELESS! I'M WRITING YOU OUT OF MY WILL!
    >>2389464
    THESE NEW-FANGLED ASTRO-MA-THINGIES CONFUSE ME! BACK IN MY DAY WE USED RADIOS!
    WHY DOES NO ONE EVER CALL ME!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:53 No.2389508
    >>2389479

    and when it came near...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:53 No.2389519
    >>2389508

    the license plate said fresh, and there were dice in the mirror
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:55 No.2389529
    >>2389505
    "Even in death you still serve"
    The second you entered the dread you became dead, and are thus not entitled to the rights of the living. As it so happens, that's actually the box making the nutrient meal taste like peas.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:56 No.2389544
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    >>2389519
    WHY WOULD DICE ME IN A MIRROR? YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS! WRITTEN OUT OF THE WILL!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:56 No.2389547
    >>2389504
    What if you don't?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:57 No.2389551
    >>2389544

    Can I have that old fashioned "beak" helmet you used to wear, grandpa?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:58 No.2389560
    buy sum knees lol
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)02:59 No.2389568
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    >>2389551
    STAY AWAY FROM MY TRUNK YOU HOOLIGAN!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:00 No.2389582
    So... um... Whats the protocol for a Senile Dreadnought?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:01 No.2389590
    >>2389568

    Oh come on, gramps! It's not like you'll need any of this old stuff anymore anyway.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:02 No.2389594
    >>2389582

    Speak softly and don't make any sudden movements.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:02 No.2389598
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    I forsee a lot of destruction should a Dread ever get looted.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:02 No.2389601
    >>2389582

    Smile, nod, chant "That's nice", and send to Earth for retirement. Perhaps to Florida.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:03 No.2389608
    "WHERE IS MY EQUERRY?!" Angron's roaring voice echoed throughout the ship, buckling two bulkheads and killing an astropath within the 'anger zone'. The World Eater's Primarch stormed through the corridors with his head held high, smashing it through several ornate archways as his feet battered and dented the floor with each step like the beating of a war drum.

    Captain Khârn of the Fifth Assault Company, Equerry of the World Eaters had been admiring the ornate workings of a dreadnought sarcophagus, a low sigh issuing forth from his helmet as he heard his lord approaching. With a thunderous crash, Angron threw his weight against the loudly snoring construct, sending it bowling into a nearby row of its fellows, knocking them all about like skittles.

    "TREACHERY! BLOOD! TRAITORS!" Angron screamed, flecks of spittle splattering all over the equerry's armour, "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE! IN BLOOD! I'LL KILL HIS FAMILY! ALL OF THEM!"

    "What's wrong, my lord?" Khârn asked, his voice low as to not startle his already over-stimulated commander.

    Angron thrust a small plastcrete cube in front of the Captain's face, little movable rows covered in coloured squares. Even if it weren't practically being crammed up his nose, Khârn could clearly make out the shapes of Angron's armoured fingers forced into every tile.

    "WHO MADE THIS?! I WANT TO EAT THEIR SKULL AND LINE MY BED WITH THEIR BONES! BLOOD!" Angron screamed again, utterly soaking Khârn head to toe in spittle.

    "I AM AWAKE?! IS IT TIME TO BATTLE?!" One of the dreadnoughts cried out, the sarcophagus merely wobbling on its side without being connected to its proper frame, as Angron and the Tech-priests continued screaming at everything.


    "And that" Khârn the Betrayer spoke to his audience of Red Rivers infantrymen, as he ineffectually plinked a skull full of blood against his mouthpiece and spilled it all down his front, "Is why I decided to start killing everyone"
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:04 No.2389609
    >>2389582

    That depends. What is the equivalent of tapioca pudding in the grimdark future?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:04 No.2389610
    OMFG god OP, I love you. All your posts ITT made me lol.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:04 No.2389616
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    >>2389590
    IF YOU TOUCH THAT TRUNK I'LL BEND YOU OVER MY KNEE... IF I STILL HAD ANY!
    >>2389594
    >>2389582
    I'M NOT SENILE! YOU TWO, OUT OF THE WILL!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:05 No.2389620
    >>2389598
    If you've never seen a looted Dreadnought model you're a fucking newfag and should be ashamed of yourself.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:05 No.2389627
    >>2389608

    >"I AM AWAKE?! IS IT TIME TO BATTLE?!"

    Oh God. My sides. The laughter is too much.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:07 No.2389637
    >>2389428
    >>2389468
    >>2389505
    >>2389544
    >>2389568
    >>2389616
    >>2389379


    Someone archive this thread, now. I know it's not the most epic or productive thread ever, but fuck, I want it to always be there so when I'm bored I can read these and laugh.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:08 No.2389650
    >>2389616

    Venerable Grandfather, may I still be in your will?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:08 No.2389651
    >>2389609
    >>2389601
    >>2389594
    Somebody call those two nurses, you know, the twins? That always calms him down.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:10 No.2389664
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    >>2389601

    These is no Florida anymore, if you recall half the Word Bearer's legion made landfall there and the combined might of their support fire boiled off the surroudning waters and nearly ground the techtonic plates in the region to a halt.

    Send him to a Paradise world... or better yet, a Forge World. Tell the tech priests the voice speaking is the machine spirit; they'll pay all the attention in the world to him, the fools.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:11 No.2389670
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    >>2389650
    THAT DEPENDS! YOU'RE NOT STEVE, ARE YOU? I HATE STEVE!
    >>2389651
    TWINS? WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN MADE AWARE OF THEM?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:12 No.2389675
    >>2389664

    >Tell the tech priests the voice speaking is the machine spirit

    Oh merciful God, please, someone, writefaggotry of this.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:12 No.2389681
    >>2389670

    No, Venerable Grandfather. I am not Steve.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:14 No.2389692
    >>2389670
    >TWINS? WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN MADE AWARE OF THEM?

    You just forgot. You see them all the time. You're going senile, I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:16 No.2389700
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    >>2389670
    >TWINS? WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN MADE AWARE OF THEM?

    We tried to get them to take care of you, grand dad. But then the Emperor said he needed them to give him a sponge bath on his golden throne.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:16 No.2389703
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    >>2389681
    THEN I SUPPOSE YOU CAN STAY... WHO ARE YOU?
    >>2389692
    NONSENSE! MY MIND IS AS KEEN AS THE DAY I WAS DRAFTED!
    ... YOUR GRANDMOTHER HATED YOU!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:16 No.2389706
    >>2389692

    Quick! Someone dress up two orks as nurses.
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)03:17 No.2389710
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    Has anyone seen Margarius The Time-Worn? His sarcophagus and war-frame are missing and I'm a bit worried he's gone walkabout again and I don't want to have to hell the Arbites to find him again.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:19 No.2389718
    >>2389710

    I might have seen him, brother.

    ...er, you wouldn't happen to know what all he has to give away in his will, would you?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:20 No.2389723
    >>2389703

    You can call me John. Is there anything I can get for you Venerable Grandfather? Some natural oil? Perhaps a techmarine to help with your powerfist arthritis?
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)03:21 No.2389727
    >>2389718
    Just how many wills are you trying to get written into here?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:22 No.2389732
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    >>2389723
    YOUR KINDNESS ARISES SUSPICION!
    YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME AREN'T YOU! YOU PUT POISON IN MY PUDDING!
    SOMEONE FUEL UP MY FLAMER!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:23 No.2389735
    >>2389727

    I just need stuff to go through for when I reach "Grandpa's" age and they stuff my ass into a dreadnought, too.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:23 No.2389738
    Someone call the servitors! It seems that Aurrius the Reborn has... soiled his sarcophagus again.
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)03:25 No.2389744
    >>2389735
    You have to be mortally wounded in glorious combat and have experience and knowledge worth holding onto for that to happen.

    Unless 'sucking up to the old fuddies' is irreplaceable knowledge I don't think you've got too much to worry about.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:25 No.2389746
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    >>2389732

    Right on it, gramps!

    *Fills the flamer with silly string*
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:27 No.2389756
    >>2389732

    But Venerable Grandfather, don't you want me to fetch you a servitor to give you a nice buffing?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:31 No.2389765
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    >>2389756
    WHO TOOK OUT MY AMMO?
    >>2389738
    CAN I HAVE THAT CUTE EVERSOR NURSE AGAIN?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:31 No.2389768
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    >>2389764CUTE EVERSOR NURSE
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:33 No.2389772
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    >>2389768
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:34 No.2389773
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    >>2389765
    Cute... Eversor nurse? OH CRAP! She got out again!
    >> TheLastRoboKy !PTp2mgltYM 08/21/08(Thu)03:35 No.2389779
    >>2389773
    I thought you told me the stasis field was working fine. It's bad enough we lost a dreadnought. The Inquisitor is going to be so pissed at us.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:36 No.2389785
    >>2389773

    If she was scrubbing down grandpa then maybe we don't have anything to worry about. I think.

    ...unless she's trying to get into the will, too?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:40 No.2389813
    >>2389785
    EVERYONE is trying to get into the will!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:41 No.2389819
    >>2389785

    A financially secure Eversor is a scary thought
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:42 No.2389824
    >>2389765

    I think it was that nigger over there >>2389746
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:43 No.2389827
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    >>2389765
    >CAN I HAVE THAT CUTE EVERSOR NURSE AGAIN?

    *Sniff* Why doesn't he love me?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:43 No.2389830
    >>2389819

    Not really, probably overdose on WRYYYYYYYYYY juice after the first week and self destruct.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:44 No.2389833
    >>2389827

    Because YOU'RE blatantly trying to get into the will, too!

    (like the rest of us)
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:44 No.2389835
    Anyone have that picture of the Assassin home? With the one sniper shooting squirrels and LIIVI tied down to the bed?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:47 No.2389855
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    >>2389835
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:49 No.2389862
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    >>2389855
    >WRYYYYYYY
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:49 No.2389863
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    HAHA! I FOUND SOME TWINS!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:50 No.2389866
    >>2389855
    AH, thank you... you know, in retrospect, MAYBE it was a bad idea putting these two facilities RIGHT NEXT to each other...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:51 No.2389871
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    >>2389863
    TWINS? YOU THERE! YES YOU! YOU'RE IN THE WILL!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:53 No.2389879
    >>2389863
    DAMN! I can't top that!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:54 No.2389887
    >>2389871
    What the fuck have you got to pass on anyway gramps? Apart from altseimers and some stories about the "Good ol days"
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:54 No.2389892
    >>2389637
    one request down, 4 to go.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:56 No.2389904
    >>2389887
    Dude, you have ANY IDEA how long he's been serving the Emperor? He's LOADED! On top of ALL those years of duty pay, all Space Marines take a little loot here and there. Over the years it adds up!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)03:58 No.2389913
    >>2389904
    I... don't think Space Marines get paid.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:00 No.2389923
    >>2389892

    Two down.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:00 No.2389925
    >>2389887
    We're not burying him in the dred though are we?

    Gotta be a lot of valuable scrap in that ol' tin can...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:00 No.2389928
    >>2389913
    They don't? GRANDPA! YOU LIED TO ME!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:03 No.2389943
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    >>2389928
    I WANTED THE ATTENTION!
    >>2389925
    I'M NOT DEAD YET YOU VULTURE!
    WHERE'S MY SPONGE BATH?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:03 No.2389944
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    Hey gramps i brought you a big pile of skulls. Do you like them?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:05 No.2389951
    >>2389944
    ... I think you have the wrong Ward. The Chaos Geezers are one over.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:06 No.2389960
    >> sssssh. but they dont have anything good in their wills. all they try to do is stab you with their sporks and it gets damn annoying. Ahem as i was saying would you like a bloodba... errr spongebath gramps?
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    >>2389943

    I got your sponge bath right here, old man.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:07 No.2389968
    >>2389951
    Chaos Geezers...
    "BACK IN MY DAY WE WERE ONLY ALLOWED 5 PENISES! AND WE LIKED IT!"
    "JUST AS... WHERE'D MY TEETH GO?"
    "RIP TEAR MAIN KI- I POOPED!"
    "IS THAT A LIVERSPOT OR CANCER, I CAN'T TELL."
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:09 No.2389974
    >>2389968
    The the 40K nursing home is right beside the Assassin Daycare... Would the 40K mental asylum be right next to that?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:09 No.2389976
    >>2389968

    That's pretty damn funny.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:12 No.2389991
    >>2389974
    This is the forty first millennium, mankind has expanded across thousands of stars and uncounted planets.

    There is just one planet with all the nursing homes asylums and daycare centers on, keeps costs down.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:13 No.2389998
    >>2389976
    Doom Rider comes by one day and they all die of heart failure.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:14 No.2390006
    >>2389974

    Its also next to the 40k Centre for Speech Impediments.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:15 No.2390012
    IN THE NAME OF THE EMRPAH!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:16 No.2390014
    >>2390006

    An eversor with a speech impediment?

    .......
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:16 No.2390021
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    Hey Guys, I'm an Intern here... Has anyone seen The Scary Dreadnought? Man, I HATE treating that guy, he always disappears then pops out of no where!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:17 No.2390023
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    Hello Gramps. It's time for your daily tune-up
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:17 No.2390030
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    >>2390012

    Come on this way sweetie. you got some problems we can help you with
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:18 No.2390035
    >>2390006
    WHET DO YHOU MHEAN IHM GOENG TO GET HELP?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:19 No.2390045
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    >>2390021
    Hes not actually disappearing, he just keeps following me in my tunnels.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:22 No.2390069
    >>2390023

    Venerable Grandfather, the techmarine is here.
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:22 No.2390070
    >>2390045
    Well... lead him back here, would you? He needs his meds- Oh crap. I said the "M" word with Eversors in the area...
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:23 No.2390072
    >>2390045
    IF I SEE THAT FUCKING MOLE DREAD ONE MORE TIME
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    >>2390069
    ALL RIGHT, BUT TELL HIM TO HURRY UP, ITS TIME FOR MY NAP!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:24 No.2390078
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    OY WHES DA OLD UMIES. I GOTS TO GET THEM SOME DAKKA
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:27 No.2390094
    >>2390045
    Iz dat sum photoshopped dred?
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:27 No.2390098
    >>2390070
    Dude, you are SCREWED. They'll be crawling all over soon, begging for pills and meds. You'll have to call the higher ups to get them off you.
    But some of them are hot, so its not ALL bad.
    >> ­ 08/21/08(Thu)04:30 No.2390120
    >>2390094

    IT'S MOLE MARINES YOU IDORT!
    >> Anonymous 08/21/08(Thu)04:35 No.2390139
    >>2390078
    Thats a Tau not an Ork you fucking retard.Of course if you play Orks this shouldn't surprise me that you're this fucking retarded.


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