>>2536652
You see, it had been 5 days since I got new house mates.

houe mates of the tiny kind.

At first my house was a war zone

Every one of the tiny factions was yelling and shooting at the other one.

Green men fighting yellow men in the bathroom.

Miniature tanks crashing into tiny bug-like critters.

Some black spiky dudes even managed to capture a few soldier-looking dudes in a milk glass, claiming their ''Slave hunt'' to be successful.

It took me 2 days to restore order, and eventually had to bring out what seemed to be my greatest weapon against the chaos in my flat.

They called it ''The dreaded Titan-Monstrocity of Doom''

I called it the Vacuum cleaner.

Eventually things started settling down, after I threatened to suck each and every one of them into the eternal realm of pain inside the vacuum.
I found it to be helpful to keep the different factions of mini dudes apart.

The so called ''Humans'' got my bedroom.

There were little dudes in armour, small soldier-men, some girls in armour and some guys who looked like the terminator.
Mech monks or priests or something.

The lavatory was the domain of the so called ''Heretics'' according to the human dudes, which meant every time I went to take teh piss, some little blue/green/red dude was standing on the toilet's flush button, trying to convert me to ''Worshiping the Chaos gods''

The little yellow dudes seemed to take a liking to the bath room. They seemed nice, helping me a lot and one day even making a truce with the humans to bring me my ''Scepter'' aka. my toothbrush into my bedroom.

>>2536662


The kitchen was the domain of the greenskins, partially because it's walls were painted light green themselves.
Although kind of loud, they regarded me as some kind of higher Orpish deity or something called Tork or Mork I think.
Also, they've built a little fort out of scarp metal and garbage on a kitchen counter. It's kind of like a miniature castle. The only thing that concerns me is that I allowed them to have my old toy cars, they seem to be trying to convert them into something...deadly. At least for the other little guys.

The hallway closet seemed to be harbouring the small bug dudes. I'm still trying to find them a better place, as they seem to be feeding off my old mittens and coats.
Which I don't like one bit.

The living room, being the largest and most ''diverse'' in terrain has been declared a neutral zone.
Mostly because I don't want little tanks shooting at little converted toy cars while my shows are on.

All of the factions seem to have a great respect for the so called ''Televatus''
Me allowing them to watch some shows is keeping them from beating each other senseless with miniature sticks, although it seems like they are always warring at who can be next.

>explaimed loudly
>explaimed

>>2536671
Herp de derp I'm writing this on the go.

Oh, I almost forgot.

The little black spiky dudes and their green and white armoured fellows seem to have set up ''camps'' all over my house.

One day I almost crushed a small hover tank when sitting on the couch. Seems they had built some kind of strong point under the pillows. Heh, elusive as they may be, they aren't running around the hallways in legions like the others.

It takes me a LOT of strength just to maneuver trough my flat nowadays...

>>2536682
and I'm loving it.

Continue.

The busiest time of the day for me is the morning, when I have to feed al the little bastards.
Fortunately, they lack the strenght to open the fridge door themselves, so each morning I have to make them a mini version of my food ( they INIST it's the exact same as mine, e.g. bread and butter, porridge ect.) and try to guard them againsts the greenskins jumping and mugging them as they make their way out of the kitchen.

Food seems to be a valuable commodity to them. Their food supplies seem to be at the very hearts of their so called ''Fortresses''

I once tried offering them alcohol.
Bad idea.
The fucking bugs exploded from it, leaving my kitchen table a mess.

>>2536697
It's odd, I've been watching the ones with the hovering tanks travel around lately, they seem to be from two distinct camps.

One of them favours the blocky ships, mostly keeping to their part of the house, rather quiet and a lot less intent on either worshipping me or converting me to whatever they do worship.

The other ones are a lot harder to find. Rounder tanks, seem intent on skittering through the hallways when they think I can't see them. I seem to keep seeing the same group too, it's almost as if they're teleporting around.

I think when this thread fills up as well, I´ll try to collect all the writefaggotry from it and the previous one and edit it together. Like some anons random musings on his daily life with miniature living Warhammer 40K.

>>2536724
I don't know. I don't really care either.

The black ones seem to be some kind of ''Slavers''
They once nigged a bowl from my kitchen.
I later found it upside down, with helpless armoured dudes captured inside.

The green and white ones prefer high spots in my house. I rarely see them, expect at breakfast time.

I'm writing M.O.A.R right now.

King of threads.

I LOLD AT OP. AWESOME

I'm tempted to try writing a slightly different piece. rather than restricting it to a single flat, have the mini's spread over a floor of an apartment building, each faction or subset of a faction settling in the apartment of someone who empathises with them. I'm already getting funny ideas about a militant feminist with a horde of SoB at her disposal. And the Tau vs Mechanicus wars over who gets the tech freaks room...

Would anyone object to this? (It'd probably take a couple of days for me to complete)

>>2536754
DO THIS AND MAKE A WEBCOMIC!!!!

>>2536728
sounds good to me.

Watched the 'humans' doing their thing this afternoon when I got back from work, they seem intent on having their seperate groups as well.

The almost normal looking ones are usually on the floor, often doing drill practice or something similar. One of them in particular seems to be the designated leader, calling himself 'Commissar.'

The ones bouncing around on the bed are in really thick armour, apart from the occasional one intent on bossing the other ones around, who usually don't wear helmets. These ones seem to treat the regular humans as inferiors, except maybe to the so called 'Commissar,' which seems to be an unusual relationship.

>>2536754
OP here.

I CAME

FUCK.

YES.

>>2536754
Sounds like a hoot. Make it so!

>>2536754

Either that or just one bigger house. You know, two floors, loads of rooms, an attic and a basement, maby a back-yard. I know a guy who has something like upwards of 30+ cats spread across his house. Some need to be kept separate of other, or they get in fights, etc...

>>2536759
That's not all, there are a particular bunch that hang around my computer a lot, look like robots in some places, but definitely have some human parts. I swear one of them has some sort of robotic tentacle-arm thing, but they get all shy and secretive when they know I'm around.

Running back and forth between the last two is a (comparitively) large, blocky shaped robot, who speaks rarely, and seems to sleep during the day. Perhaps he holds the night guard of some sort.

So, let's take a closer look at the little guys. Starting with the ones occupying my bedroom.

Every time I try to make my way in there I have to dodge numerous fortifications and make-shift barricades.

Seems they regard my Lego blocks as some kind of high-tech impervious fortification material.

It's fun to see them chasing raiding black spiky dudes with my Lego weapons, though.

Their main command centre seems to be situated in an empty drawer in my desk. They've amassed a whole lot of stuff there. Ranging from my old compass to pencil, which they assured me MAY be used as ''tactical exterminatus warheads''

Should I tell them pencil leads don't actually have exploding capabilities?

The so called ''Space soldier marine'' guys like the lego box. They're constantly digging up some new piece, after which they conduct some kind of sermon to the Empire of theirs and praise it's Emperor for the great gift that is a Lego figurine's top hat.


The soldier guys park all their tanks and guns right in front of the door, in the fortifications.
They seem to be the most sane of the human guys, hardly ever trying to sing praise songs at SIX A.M. on a work day.

The Mech guys like my computer. They've probably found every bit of information I ever had on it. Including the porn.

Although the computer DOES run a lot faster now, since they have been tinkering with it.


And lastly, the crazy lunatic girls in armour.

They've built a chapel on my night-desk

And really, i mean a fucking CHAPEL.

Praying quietly to their gods inside it is ok with me.
CONDUCTING SACRIFICES OF CAPTURED ENEMIES ON TOP OF MY WHILE I'M SLEEPING IS NOT.

They like to call me some kind of saint or prophet.
Heh.
I don't really care as long as they don't try to set fire to my book shelf again.

>>2536778
Tell me, this blocky shaped robot. It doesn't yell out comments about root vegetables of any sort does it?

>>2536754
Supporting this. Also what happens when the Imperials start to run out of guardsmen? No hiveworlds to recruit from here, but they have sisters of battle...and the Spess Mehrens are sterile. Would be an uhhh...interesting *ecology* i think.

>>2536757
>>2536762
>>2536764
>>2536768

Damn, i hadn't expected a strong positive response. Thanks for the support, i'll try and get it done fast, for you guys to enjoy.

I have no art or internets skills, so a webcomic is out the window.

A large house working better actually occurred to me too. a series of housemates meetings, getting more and more heated as the residents become more attuned to their small guests mentalities, would be very funny indeed.

>>2536754
Why not some university dorms?
That way you'll have access to some more unusual rooms/territories at your disposal (gymnasium, swimming pool, computer room, whatever...)

>>2536791
Also post it on a seperate site like deviantart or something, so even when this thread gets 404ed we can read it

>>2536791
Hello.

This is shit painter crappy photoshop artist.

Need any help?

>>2536798
SUPTG MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

>>2536798
>>2536805
Or 1d4chan.

Compilation-fag from >>2536728 here, damn, just realised that some of the writefaggotry kinda overlaps (see: Adeptus Mechanicus and computer bit from the last one). WHAT I DO???

Thinking of just getting them in some sort of chronology, that might help.

This is the project that will cure all cancers.

>>2536813
Combine them by adding the "upgrading ur ram" quotes into the latest bit.

>>2536813

Well as I'm writing the longest story, make the shorter ones into another one.

Next are the yellow Tao dudes.

As I've mentioned before, they have declared my bathroom as their base of operations, living on a surfance on a shelf, next to the shampoo.

It's kind of annoying, though, when I want to take a shower and robots with jetbacks fly right past me.

When they started to carve some fortifiaction out of soap, I was displeased but I eventually calmed down when they offered to wash my back with the flying robots.

Helpful as they may be, they don't seem to be the toughest of my new room mates.

Every other faction has turned one of my rooms into a well fortified base.

They just carve round gazebos out of soap.

I'll have to get some Lego blocks to them.

I don't want them being replaced by spiky dudes.

Hearing ''ABANDON THE WEAKLING IMPERIUM OF MANKIND AND JOIN US'' while I'm on the potty is enough for me.
Oh, and also they have set up some kind of building in the wash machine. I don't have the heart to tell them what happens if I turn it on and some of them are still inside...

Which faction should I describe next?

Orkz?
Chaos?
Eldar?
D Eldar?
Tyranids?

>>2536813
just cut out my stuff or integrate little bits in.

Should have mentioned the adeptus mechanicus using the dreadnought to press buttons for them...

>>2536834
We don't want to make decisions. Only lol.

>>2536834
Well, you have a good transition for Chaos.

>>2536834
ORKZ!

>>2536834
Chaos, especially the Slaaneshi ones

The Tau are... Friendly.

Really, really friendly. It is almost disconcerting.

They populate my bathroom, for the most part. Declaring my medicine cabinet as property of the Greater Good, or whatever. It is kinda convenient, though. All I need to do is ask, and they send little saucer shaped flying... Things to bring me various items of request. Usually my tooth brush.

Speaking of tooth brushes, they've even started brushing their teeth in concert with me, every morning and evening. I don't know where they got their tooth brushes from, but they treat the act like some kind of ritual.

Imagine, if you will, a long line of fifty odd, tiny, yellow clad, blue aliens, staring into the mirror with you as you all clean your teeth.

Disconcerting indeed.

>>2536834
personally I love the orkz, I might give the eldar a little more detail.

I managed to catch one of the green armoured ones today, they seemed frightened at first, but once they started talking they came across more embarrased than anything.

Well at least some of them talked. A group of them hang around the top landing of the stairway, and when I stopped to look at them, they began making sign language and dancing around my left foot. Seem like a bunch of jokers.

>>2536801

Feel free to do whatever you like with it (Note- this is the person who hasn't written anything yet, but is promising to)

>>2536796

Capital idea. A very appealing option

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Crap?
Yes.

Fast delivery?
Yes.

These threads have made the fail of the last few days NULL AND VOID.

WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN.

>>2536862
They seem to be the nice ones (relatively...). I came across another bunch of them sneaking around the kitchen, clad in black.

From what the humans and tau are telling me, in between the screams of 'HERETIC!' and 'XENOS SCUM!' these ones keep kidnapping their men and hiding them, I usually find them stuck in tupperware containers or hidden under overturned cups (one of the orkz was having a fat old time in a non-stick wok, but I made sure he wasn't going to tell his buddies about it, I have food to cook).

/tg/ - Shit gets done.

>>2536889
Newfag-Summer is almost at an end.

You definitely need to clarify which faction is which.

>>2536879
that mini-marine reminds me of that fanart of Boatmurdered, with Emperor Sankis on fire pulling that exact gesture.

>>2536898

Every time you blame the failure of a board to produce good content on kids, Moot kills a ca/tg/irl. There is no newfag summer, 4chan is no different during any particular time of the year. There's just old trolls pretending to be kids and idiots like you falling for it.

/tg/

I am going to bed.

But before I do, I just want to say: I love you guys.

I expect to wake up tomorrow, go to sup/tg/ and find this thread full of win and awesome.

Goodnight.

What a great way to celebrate the kids getting the fuck back to school and off of /tg/.
The Heretics, eh?

Well they seem to love living in the lavatory and on the shelf behind it.
Out of all the factions their architecture is the most...concerning.
The Orps are a close second, though.

You see, the Chaos armoured dudes like to paint images. Not flowers and trees.
Pictures of people screaming and burning.
Every time I close the lavatory door, a new horrific picture of some dude's skull greets me. I suspect they are using blood for paint. I've told them no but they just scream one of their battle cries or try to convince me that the other human dudes suck and that I should decorate my ceiling with their severed genitalia.

The Chaos dudes seem to have for our three major groups

The first are the Big red ones, always running arouns screaming, always wielding either chain saws or some kind of ''chain'' axe.
They only cause trouble. Especially the time when they managed to saw my toilet paper roll in half.

The second ones are either blue or yellow-blue.

Then yellow-blue ones don't speak much. They just wade around slowly.

The blue ones seem to be some kind of leaders or wizards, as they cast little bolts of blue lighting at the other factions. They seem to have great interest in making me a so called ''Chaos lord'', offering me rewards ranging from sexual pleasure to endless riches.

>>2536909
I'm finding half the fun reading the uninformed observations about them, and relating them to my first observation of each race.

The third are the green ones. They are the most messy ones. Yes, even messier than the greenskins in the kitchen.
Disturbingly, they like to swim in the toilet water and I always have to tell them to get out when I want to use the thing.

The fourth and final ones are ...how to say... perverted little motherfuckers.

I have to cover my junk every time I enter the lavatory, as one is bound to jump on my pants or hump my leg.

Their colour seems to be pink.

All in all, the Chaos guys might be annoying but always have fresh ideas and advice for me, although I have to filter out the ''Sacrifice your enemies to achieve happiness'' parts.

God damn this thread is reminding me of this movie.

I would NOT do the apartment floor thing. We have enough characters in the form of the 40k armies. We don't need a bunch of 'umies stinking up the join.

I actually really like this idea, because this is one setting where the 40kers *can't* win. They're bereft of their Chaos Gods, C'tan, Forgeworlds, etc. My house wouldn't be very fun for them though. Granted there's a lot of pests for the nids and other armies to fight against, and there's lots of old computer parts for the AdMech to jizz over. Hmm

I think I'll do some writefaggotry myself in a bit. Any particular requests that we haven't seen yet?

>>2536931
True, one human is enough.

The OP seems to have a nice I-don't-care-just-don't-burn-my-house-down type of guy. The mini 40k guys are the main stars, not the humans they live with.

aww the story is done? i really like this! The whole sort of dejected acceptance of the narrator is awesome. His house is infested with tiny warring factions, but he is resigned to just deal with it.

>>2536921
The Lavatory certainly seems like it was a good choice, I can't bear to imagine had I let them in my bedroom.

I mean to begin with those smelly ones would be insisting on finding some place warm to hide, no doubt they'd be hiding under my bedsheets before long.

Sleeping at night would be damn near impossible, between the blue/yellow ones trying to whisper things in my ear and the red ones having a go at my throat. That toilet paper didn't stand a chance, I can't imagine skin and cartilage would fare much better.

And I'd have kicked them out in no time if the pink ones happened to stumble upon my porn collection...

>>2536939
OP here.

I'm currently writing about Orkzes.

After that come Eldar and D Eldar.

Then cock jokes.

Then tyranids.

Then more cock jokes.

>>2536943
oh, disregard that then, i suck cocks. I'll just finish reading my Ultramarines omnibus while i wait to go to lunch at work >.< (This is better anyways, Grade A beef OP)

>>2536931

Yep yep, I also vote for human involment to be mainly bemused observation and the occasional interaction with the minis, not human-to-human interation.

>>2536943
Okay then. I hereby reactivate my tripcode, so people know when I do it (gotta run out to the store in a sec) I dunno what I'll focus mostly on, but I've got ideas on IG, AdMech, Chaos, and Orks.

Curses upon this thread I need to study! But I...am weak.

>>2536669
Mind Boggling, you mispell Orkish and Scrap, but somehow spell Miniature correctly.....fascinating

This is awesome, I hope it there ends up with more when I get back from class.

I just love how writefags are working together to bring the little fuckers to life! Keep at it!

The Orks or ''ORKSEZ!!'' are simpe beings, numerous, but simple.

The Orks love battle. They literally thrive on it.
Not a day goes by when I don't have to stop them from stealing the food of the others.

Their second love is junk
Not a days goes by when I don't find an old can of SKUB being made into a tower of their fort.

Their third and final love is screaming their little heads of.

Each time I enter the kitchen a loud ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!'' greets me.

The others seem to have have SOME agreement with the greenskins for safe passage. Although how much the Orks like it I can't say.
Still, I'm constantly reminding everyone of what awaits them when they don't obey me.

Well, I have to work out some agreement with the Orps myself. However cool their fortress might be, it's made out of

SHIT
AND
PISS

And it stinks like it too.

>>2536972
He's doing it on purpose to make it seem as though the observer is not familiar with what they are you dumb faggot.

>>2536970

OP here.

Ok, If it's tripfag time, it's tripfag time

My skills are writing and horrible photoshop sketches.

>>2536988
there's a tripfag time?

>>2537018
Only because we do not want to step on each other's toes while we write.

>>2537018
You know a tripcode should be used to identify an author or idea creator of some sort.

No one wants to know about how awesome ''Supecool65'' is. We want people who do shit to identify themselves to as to

>not to step on each other's toes while we write.

LESS ARGUING, MORE AWESOME WRITING

>>2536980
Heh, I have to admit a visit from another humie would be an interesting, but ultimately illusion-breaking event for the orkz.

If the stories start getting longer, perhaps a study of the ork'z attempts to determine which big humie is Gork, and which is Mork.

The elusive dudes, called ''Elder'' dudes or ''Eldar'' are not (too) annoying but not helpful either. I hardly get a glimpse of their daily activites.
I just hope their not planning something horrible.

They come to get their daily ration of food in hover-vehicles. They're the only faction that seems to use them.

I don't know what's the deal with their black spiky and green-white smooth guys but it doesn't seem their that keen of each other.

The so called ''Slavers'' have been a small bother. It's always annoying to turn a mug over and find a few small dudes under it.

Although I do get major bonus points from the others for finding and freeing their friends before the dark and gloomy looking Eldar do god-knowns what to them.

The ones with smoother armour I get along with better. We don't talk much though, only an occasional ''Enjoy your day, Mon'Keigh'' from them and an ''Uhuh, yeah, you too'' from me.

As I've said before, I don't really care as long as they don't wreck the place up.
They even seem to help maintain some kind of order other factions.

I trust them to be able to stop a full scale war from breaking out.

>>2537046
I'll do that.

>>2537046
That could be interesting with the second human being the narrator's girlfriend...

>>2537056
I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND OR ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX AT ALL.

Trippan myself, not for the first time.

Apartment/dorm/whatever guy here. I'm taking a different tack on the idea, if thats okay by you guys. The mini 40k folks will be the focus, with humans as side characters etcetera, but i think a "residents meeting" interlude every two or three chapters wouldn't displace the main action away from the Mini's too much, and could be pretty funny.

>>2537050
>They come to get their daily ration of food in hover-vehicles. They're the only faction that seems to use them.

Don't Tau use hover-vehicles too?

Lastly, the bugs.

They just sit in the closet.

Let them stay there, one less problem for me.

where did these mini hammer guys come from first off?

>>2537063
I figured I will make the Tau use more jetpacks and battlesuits than anything else.

But yeah, sure, I can throw a hammerhead or two into the story if need be.

>>2537071
Who cares?
Just go with the flow. We don't have to explain everything.

>>2537071
Last thread's genius OP.

Dunno who exactly, though.

>>2537068

If we are going for the big-house-with-backyard angle, just let ´em loose there, they can romp around a bit, eating anything foolish enough to enter their domain.

Also, very little mention of Necrons so far, I must say...

Ok that's the end of Chapter One, the introduction.

No worries, CH2 is being written.

>>2537071
See >>2534387

>>2537046
I can't stop thinking about this, walking into my room and being greeted by WAAAAAAAGH! or "WAIT WHICH ONE IZ YOU, GORK OR MORK?" would light up my day.

Half tempted to turn the AdMech's friend Dreadnought into something resembling granpa, perhaps waking us up with his mumbling about youngins and turnips as someone up the thread mentioned.

Perhaps also bringing back his dream of the two sisters of battle, which cracked me up in the first thread.

Anyone got a loose story or idea for me to try at? My writefaggotry skills seem to only be 'Dabbling' at the moment :\

>>2537090
>Also, very little mention of Necrons so far, I must say...
True, but their tendency to do nothing (not even talk) except KILL ALL LIFE is a little limiting for the writefags I guess.

I'd like more SoB personally.

>>2537090
Necrons are still hidden

I live in a flat, no back yard damn it.

>>2537102

A psyker did it

>>2537112
Lol fan service.

>>2537104
I'd like to hear more about them watching/warring over the Televatus.

>>2537102
Hole in space time, which reduced all coming through the warp to the miniature equivalents.

The warp does that to you.

>>2537124
Ok that is a better idea.

>>2536762

I might be tempted to do something like this. Spess Mehreens in the Cupboard, anyone?

Also, Eldar, Few bugs, Guard, Orkz, Chaos, and Tau.

Just to see the tau zipping about blasting the god damned buzzards lurking outside my house... Fuckers.

>>2537124
>Televatus
I love it.

There were some mentions in the original thread, an Hour by Hour schedule except when the Big one was watching something.

>The Tau only want Discovery Channel, The Space Marine and Sisters want the religious networks, the Orks want Spike on, they Eldar all want me to put on Lifetime. Except for Eldrad, who I haven't seen in days, but made a collect call and just said "Channel 4, Tuesday news at noon." I'm a little afraid to turn it on.

>>2537157
>Except for Eldrad, who I haven't seen in days, but made a collect call and just said "Channel 4, Tuesday news at noon." I'm a little afraid to turn it on.

Fuck I lol'd

>>2537186
All Writedwarfship is of the highest quality.

Keep writing, i DO want to see how he gets out of this.

...


Here's a thought.
Mini Skaven.

Simply watching her move was ...entrancing. Every step flowed and danced, and she ran around or over obstacles like abandoned shoes or containers like they weren't even there, and even managed to look amazingly good while doing it. She was wearing some sort of long cloak thing, but it didn't trip her up at all. I couldn't help but stop myself and watch her. Before she made it to the door, she literally ran up my desk, jumping and sling-shotting herself upwards by grabbing the various knobs on my drawers, not losing one iota of speed. Before long she was on top of my desk, and ran along it to the door, at which point she...jumped.

I don't know exactly how she managed to do it, but she clean jumped through the gap between the wall and the door, onto the doorknob, and then up onto me, grabbing a pocket on my jacket and then landing on my shoulder, where she took that weird spear-thing of hers and pointed it at my face. She spoke again, this time in english, and I could actually understand what she was saying! "What are you and where is this? Answer me quickly and I may let you live. I know not how you resisted my earlier probe but you will NOT resist my blade the same way." I was stunned. Whatever this thing was, it was...crazy.

I moved my hand up to try and grab it, but the moment my hand got near her that tiny spear flashed, and then there was a cut running across the palm of my hand. At first it didn't hurt, but after a few seconds I felt an incredibly sharp pain running down my hand, and saw a splatter of blood falling down onto the carpet. "FUCK! That hurt, you crazy little bitch."
"That was not an answer. Answer me or I do to your neck what I did to your hand."
I just grabbed my hand and scowled. That really, really hurt. The cut on my hand was pretty serious, and it'd probably leave a scar.

(this is a continuation of a story started in the previous thread. Should I continue? )

>>2537219
How about mini-squa-
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST VANISHED!

>>2537217
Did you delete and repost or am I hallucinating?
>>2537220
Keep going, you're good.

this thread is what /tg/ was created for

>>2537231
But there are still WHFB Dwarves...


Which immediately gives me the thought that Mini Slayers would immediately attack any normal sized human they could see.


But Please, Writefag, It wouldn't be unreasonable to ask you to continue?

>>2537220
Bitch would get a backhand across the room if this story was not wish fulfillment.

Wait a minute. Small 1-2 Bedroom house with a small yard. Small enough home to be comparable to the original apartment(Or Flat, if you will,) but it has a Backyard.

Where the Necrons can live.

>>2537220
I hope it ends in rape.

>>2537274
That's gonna be a damn desolate backyard.
No animals, no insects, no plants.

>>2537274
Put the Necrons in the basement.

>>2537256
By the way, I'm good with you continuing. But man, maybe flying a few hundred meters (to her) would teach her some humility? Just, ouch.

>>2537274
It's easier for me to write about my own flat.

I have a summer home, though...

One with a quite big 'backyard'

Anyway, that's reserved for later chapters.

>>2537304
Fair enough.

>>2537274
But tyranid haet necron!

Just to make something clear- What i'm writing is not a continuation of the current work being done. No offence to the other writers, i think your work is awesome, and thats why i have so much trouble continuing it. I never have the confidence to write something communally, as i always feel i'll screw it up. So, unless anyone objects, i'll give it a go independently.

It's day 7


For seven days now have I endured these little space guys running around my flat and insulting each other.

Actually, it's going really well. I haven't had to put out a fire in...3 days!

But today something happened that is worth mentioning.

When I came home, I noticed that there wasn't anything really to notice.

Usually there are a few body parts, some ichor or a few loose items in the hallway.
But today, it was clean as a whistle.

Of course I immedeatly started to worry, if not they had killed each other or maybe gone to ''explore''

But as I reached the kitchen I noticed 9 little figures standing on the kitchen table, all looking at me.

One of each race was facing me, their armour and decorations seemed a little more ...decorative than the normal dudes so I figured they were some kind of leaders.
Only the bugs were missing. i'm not sure if they even HAVE a leader.

''KHREAT ONEH'' Exclaimed the Space Soldier dude
''WE HAF GATHERD HERE TO DISCUS TEHS SETUATHSUN''

I sat on a stool.

''Mon'Keigh, as you have clearly come to understand, we are not from our world'' Said the Smooth Eldar leader. She was female, it seemed.

At this point I realized thatI had doomed myself into hearing little space warriors discuss how.

a) they were space warriors
b)why they had gotten here
c)why they were no bigger than my palm

I hated those kind of conversations. Especially the ''We have come from x galaxy and wield powerful bla bla yada yada to protect the world and so on'' parts.

''My dear ally, we have been staying in your...wonderful residence for seven days already.'' The Chaos guy remarked.

''GETTODA POINT!'' The greenskin yelled. He was the biggest of the bunch. Probably more machine than Ork.

''SEE, ME AN' DA SQUISHY BOYZ 'ERE HAVE BEEN WONDERIN'... ''

''What the xeno is trying to say is''

They all took a breath

''Would you be so kind big one, to let us stay in your residence?''

''WAIT, YOU XENOS AND HERETICS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOLY PLACE''
''FOOLISH MON'KEIGH!''
''CHAOS WILL PREVAIL''
''THE OMNISSIAH HAS CHOSEN US!!''
''WAAAAAAAAGHH!''
''ACCURSED XENO!''
''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!''

And from there on it broke out in a big fight between all of them.

I...I had no words. These little fucks, killing each other, shitting on the floor, drawing gruesome paintings on my walls, stealing my stuff...could I take any more of this?

The answer was right there.

''Fuck it, I REALLY don't care.''

''ARRRGH YOU BIT ME HERETIC!!''
''WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!''
''DIE XENO!''

I opened my mouth.

''Hey, HEY YOU LITTLE MONSTERS SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP!''

Everything fell quiet.

''If you won't start to live with each other, IT'S FUCKING VACUUM TIME''

I already was starting to have a migrane.

''YOU HAVE YOUR LEGO FORT THINGIES. KEEP AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND DON'T BOTHER ME. WE'LL DO JUUUUUST FINE!''

After that they just stared at me.

My head was killing me, it was late, I was hungry and tired.

''Here are the rules: No fires, no sacrifices, no horrible works of art, NO FIRES and NO FUCKING KILLING EACH OTHER TO DEATH!''

''COMPRENDE?''

''Y...yehs kreaht onhe...''

''Woteva' ''

''Mhm...''

''Wise choise, Mon'Keigh''

I sighed.

''I'm going to eat a sandwich, take a LONG hot shower and go to bed. MAKE ANY NOISE AND I WILL END YOU.''

>>2537220
I was looking straight at her now, and what I saw made my breath catch in my throat. All of my previous statements about her beauty didn't do her justice at all. Her face was elfin, noble and beautiful, not entirely human but so god-damned attractive that it didn't matter. Long black hair, still pristine despite being stuck in that stupid conical helmet she was wearing earlier. Her eyes were a strange silvery colour, and despite her determination and strength, she seemed ...sad.

Before I could say anything, something changed. I heard a faint "crack" coming from my room, and her features flashed in disbelief before freezing. There was a tiny hole in her skull, barely noticeable were it not for the almost luminous blood spreading from it. She stayed standing for a second before falling over and collapsing on my shoulder, all her former grace gone. As I watched her fall, I noticed a silvery flash from the sill of my window, and looked over - another tiny figure, this one male and human, clad in a skintight black suit and white mask, holding a "long" rifle. Upon seeing me, it gave a thumbs up and vaulted over the side of the window.

I eventually gave her a burial in my yard, marking the spot with that weird spear of hers. I don't know what she was, or what the hell happened, but I'll always remember it.

>>2537351
Haha, what a twist.

Ok that's all the writefaggotry for me tonight.

Televatus is coming tomorrow.

>>2537341
Hmm this could be dangerous.
If he cockblocks them too moch, they could try and unite to defeat the giant dictator.

>>2537375
I don't know, the Eldar seem happy with peace. They'll probably warn him in that event.

>>MAKE ANY NOISE AND I WILL END YOU.''

OH LAWL!

Also, sad at the abrupt ending to Love can Bloom in the Bedroom...

>>2537351

LOVE IS OVER ;_;

>>2537351
LOVE DIDN'T BLOOM

>>2537386
Did we really need another LCB?

I met some really neat little guys today. They call themselves the Greater Good or something and they let me join their club! So far they've recruited me, the old couple that live across the street, my cat, the rabbits living under my bush, and my weekly gaming group.

One day one of them, this blue guy in a floating chair with a shepherds crook or something, followed me around the house asking me questions about the crosses and crucifixes I had around the place. We got into a discussion about Catholicism and he seemed really interested in what I had to say, especially when I talked about the Pope and his hat.

>>2537351
Love this.
>>2537341
Loved the story up untill this. Orks are made for WAAAGH, Chaos demands their souls, Imperials will never work together with xenos and heretics, Eldar think they're better than everyone else and Tau think they're all an affront to the greater good. They don't get along. They simply don't. No matter what, there will be conflict.

>>2537400
Even when theres a being that threatens to end them all if they don't get along?

>>2537400
If there are no Chaos Gods to please, the souls issue is less important. The Marines/Guard would be at least willing to work with a giant human with a doom vacuum. The Eldar go with whatever keeps them alive and kills everyone else, especially if that means manipulating the big guy while not fighting themselves. Tau will sit tight provided you show them that you are ready and willing to wipe them out in horrible ways and there is no Ethereal around to give them a pheremone fix.

But yeah, Orks and 'Nids would be a problem.

Compilation-fag here again, if I could make a humble request of the great Writefags above me:

Can you keep a general feeling of timelessness? I.e.: beyond a few important moments, could time and causality be ignored? I ask this only because it will make things easier to handle for me...

>>2537400

May I remind you this is not the end of the story. It's only the middle point of CH2

It's the late night of day 7

what happens on day 8?

/tg/ happens, that's what!

>>2537420
Then again, Orks could just think you iz da biggest ov da boyz.

Okay /tg/, you've managed to make a incredibly homosexual rpg based on maids.

If you manage to make an awesome webcomic or book/writefaggotry about this /tg/ will be balanced again.

>>2537421
Well CH1 happened on the 5th day of the minis arrival
CH2 the night of day 7 and day 8 and so on.

If it's a problem, feel free to rewrite. No original characters, please, DO steal.

>>2537400

Some 40K dynamics have to be toned down just a wee bit, otherwise the narator would probably bite the dust in a snap, and all would burn...

Call it "Artistic License". As long as no furry marines show up or something, I´m happy with the liberties the Writefags take.

>>2537440
Haha I'd gladly make a comic if only /tg/ would provide me with the exact script.

Don't let the fact that I can write short-stories mislead you into thinking I can write 3-panel comic stories.

>>2537396

Some of the dreadlocky greyish green guys working for the blue guys in the Greater Good tried to eat Mindy (my cat) today.

There were no survivors.

>>2537285
Thatsthejoke.jpg

The idea is that couple Monoliths patrol the backyard and routinely shoot down birds, insects, small mammals, etc.

>>2537421
Bedroom just has to take place early on, but I kept things pretty vague, so hopefully you don't have too much trouble. The first parts are in the other thread, >>2534387, which has been archived.

Maybe I'm just a Fantasyfag... but we need more Mini Skaven and Dwarfs.

>>2537486
no nigger, this is 40k time. Your a god damn inquisitor, stop requesting Xenos filth.

>>2537486
remember, /wh40k/ gets shit done, not /rpg/ or /fantasy/

>>2537493
Fine...

Sorry, I was rereading the Slayer series so... Yea.


The basement is a Necron Tomb.

>>2537470

Dear Journal, I came home from work today to find all the Greater Good guys mysteriously gone and those remaining dreadlocky guys saddled atop Mindy!

I asked them where their bosses went in such a hurry that they left all their stuff and they didn't have any idea. I didn't push it because they didn't seem too well. I think they must be getting sick or something, because I think they're starting to turn blue...

>>2537506

Actually, an intersting resolution to the Necron/Tyranid issue is that they could both inhabit the back yard. The Necrons keep the ´Nid population in check, and the ´Nids never seem to be QUITE able to get rid of the Necrons (more just port-in via monoliths). At some point the Necrons could start extensive excavations, perhaps trying to build tombs beneath the yard!

>>2537510
Kroot revolution!

this is the best thread i've seen here in a while

so one day I caught of those eldar leaders and a human assasin naked in a matchbook. I dont know what to do if these mini dudes grow in population.

This is why I come here /tg/. I'm heading off to work ad would love to see more when I come back.

Bump for Great Justice and writing.

Okay, my turn now. I'll probably be switching perspectives every now and then. Going to be running it out of my house, which is a fairly big house in the midwest. Assume I'm the only resident.

So yeah, I'm writing all this stuff out so that if someone stumbles into my home thats half on fire, somebody should know. Or at least to prove I'm not just going insane. Or maybe I am insane and am in a hospital. Then what am I typing this on? ..Okay, nevermind.

ANYWAY. So I woke up this one night, to this "boom" sound. The dogs outside were barking, I figured it was the jerk down the road with the shitty car that always backfires. The dogs kept barking and didn't run anywhere in specific, just sat outside and barked, which let me know that things were fine. So I went back to sleep. Yeah, that sounds bizarre to a lot of you, but most people sleep through traffic.

I woke up in the morning just fine. Crawled out of my queen sized bed, glanced at the computer before pulling my shirt off and heading to the bathroom. I heard something shift in the living room, but fuck it, I just woke up, fuck EVERYTHING.

With my morning routine of washing, pooing and trying not to fall back asleep on the porcelian hobbyhorse done, I thudded my way back to my room, hearing some papers fall in the living room. Cocking my eyebrow, I stopped in front of my door, listening for anything else. Satisfied I went into my room, pulled on a fresh pair of pants, and headed into the living room to clean up whatever it was.

>>2537071
I'm the OP of the first Tiny Hammer 40k thread. Watched it all night last night and completely blew off homework assignments for lecture today in doing so. Everyone contributing to this deserves credit though and I won't be trippfgging very often. Also, somebody needs to make a 1d4chan article about this right quick.

>>2537510

I still miss the blue guys, but the dreadlocky ones are getting more and more like them every day, strangely enough. Yesterday I caught them standing in formation, astride Mindy and inside the little robot suits and spaceship thingies the other guys left, listening to a speech one of their guys was giving about the "Greater Evolution". I wonder if this is their new club?

Oh shit... the Mini Orks have gotten into my stereo... It's fucking Dragonforce 24/7 now.

Oh my god. Some people say that things look like a warzone after a small child or a tornado, but their rooms don't have blackened craters on the walls and bodies strewn about. Hell, there were even a few goddamn TANKS on the floor. Dead bugs littered the room, with a couple about the size of rats splattered across the carpet. Little bits of tiny men were strewed here and there, though it seems it was mostly the bugs. My eyes turned towards the door. The big wooden door was open, with a few blastmarks on the lower half, and the bottom panel on the screen door was absolutely torn away, and there were more little corpses and bugs trailing off outside.

I decided to go get shoes.

Now most people would just think "lol somebody forgot to put away their toys" in that naive little "I'll do my best not to imagine anything wrong" way, but I don't have any kids, I don't know any kids, and they sure as hell wouldn't bring a swarm of locusts into my house.

So I grabbed the broom too.

Slowly sneaking my way back into the hall, I heard the tinest little yelp come from the archway into the living room, and saw a blur of moment down at the floor. Leaping the last three feet, I landed with a heavy thud that shook the old house. Looking down, I saw a few of the tiny men, in green/tan uniforms, dash under my mother's display cabinet. Like a grade A slasher movie idiot, I dropped to my stomach, my head pressed against the ground to look under the cabinet. There were three tiny little men down there, huddling in the darkness. One of them lifted something in his arms and fired a.. blinking laser pointer at me? It kind of tingled where it hit though, and when he caught me in the eye with it, well you know how I goes. I got back up on my knees, giving the tiny men big curse words as I pressed my palm over the offended eye.

Thats when I saw their friends.

I need MOAR of this as much as I need vital bodily fluids.

Last post of the Compilation-fag:

Will put all this together as if it happened in several places at once (several houses, natch). That way, tiny LCB and tiny LCBE (Love Can Bad End) can occor at the same time... Or something. Not like there is a common thread of thought here (at better for it)!

Keep it up! Also, if new thread, can please archive?

>>2537593

The leader of the blue rastas has what looks like a tiny vagina on his forehead, and he wears a cloak of what I think used to be the bunnies from out in the front yard. He appeared to be performing some sort of ceremony over this really big sword (on their scale at least) that I hadn't seen before.

Tau-y Mini Kroot!

>>2537709
They're PRECIOUS bodily fluids, god dammit.

>>2537731

OH GOD! It's a pandemic of miniature grimdark soldiers! The end is nigh! The end is nigh!

Heralded by a throaty, if high pitched, battlecry, about twenty more of the little men running across the carpet, each one carrying one of the tiny laser pointers. A man in a black coat was pumping his little legs as fast as he could, swinging a sword wildly and firing a tiny little gun that couldn't even go "pop", more of a "pap pap". Even a few of the tanks I had seen just lying there were coming about, floundering in the carpet. Fuck.

And me? Me, mister man of action with all the plans? I sat there on my knees, dumbfounded. What the fuck, really. I felt I was kind of screwed. But then thats when the blue guys attacked.

Bigger and thicker than the army dudes, the blue guys had gold trim all over them. They had smaller guns, but they were firing these things that actually went pop, like those little pop-it fireworks you can buy at the grocery store for 50 cents. They didn't serve to do much but blacken my carpet and break up the army guy's formation, causing them to bounce away. The blue guys were oddly silent, though there was this one with a glowing sword that was chuckling to himself.

So while I was having some serious Advance Wars flashbacks, these red rockets started to swoop out from on top of my mother's hutch (she loves heavy furniture). They were going kind of slow of rockets, I remember. Really slow. And they had these skinny guys with red cone-hats riding them. My jaw just drops at this point.

>>2537764

>my mother's hutch (she loves heavy furniture)
Goddamn my mom's the same way and I always have to move the stupid fuckers. We live in a small town house and yet every other months she's got a new piece of heavy fucking furniture for me to carry.

I wonder what happens if when some of them start playing on the gaming systems.

>>2537739

I was out of town for a long weekend and when I got back I found the Blue Rastas now all had vaginas on their foreheads and it seemed like they had broken up the big sword into a bunch of knives, one for each of them. They were commanding a bunch of wookie looking rastas that were jumping real high.

>>2537764
>They were going kind of slow of rockets, I remember. Really slow. And they had these skinny guys with red cone-hats riding them. My jaw just drops at this point.
What's this supposed to be?

>>2537810

Fired with enough force and heat, a D20 would probably explode upon impact into a bunch of very painful tiny hot shards.

So the army dudes have wheeled about, turning to fire their laser pointers (which have a solid beam. Thats weird.) at the blue guys, which seem to not even be flinching as they just pop away at the army men. A few men on either side take potshots at the rocket dudes, who seem perfectly happy to just fly circles around my living room and occasionally buzz the others.

Now its kind of suprising, but at this point I've at least got motor control back. So I stand up and yell "WHAT THE HELL!?". Everything stops, except for the rocket dudes. They freak out and shoot back to on top of the hutch. But I look down on the green and blue guys and repeat my shout.

Now, I dunno about you, but when someone 60 times my size tells me to give an account, I'd do what he says. These fuckers? No. They break for it. The army dudes dash under the display cabinet, with the tanks driving behind the entertainment center. The blue dudes slowly turn about, and start to run for the couch. I step forward to block them with the broom, since most of them are pretty damn slow, but the one with the sword lifts it up, and with a big poof of smoke (AND ANOTHER BLACK SPOT ON THE CARPET) they vanished.

I pointed the broom at the top of the hutch. "Don't think I've forgotton you."

>>2537825
Grot bomb?

>>2537827
I'm wondering if they'd be any good at computer games, seeing how they handle a game could be interesting prospect.

But what to test them with? DEFCON? C&C? DoW... no that'd be a bad idea

>>2537825
I thought this, but I don't get the conehat reference

>>2537825
Saim Hain Jetbikes. Not everybody's from Ulwthe.

Also, requests comments, etc, give them.

>>2537731
Post it somewhere like http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mini-Warhammer would you?
Oh, and don't forget the {{Story}} template.

This thread gives me an innocent, child like happiness and wonder the likes of which I have not experienced in my adult life.

>>2537846
I believe we are witnessing a battle between IG and thousand Sons? THe Rocket people are assault marines?

>>2537764
Wait, the army dudes are IG, right?
The bulky blue guy are what, Rubric marines?

Slight discomfort aside, this could honestly have an advantage.

"Space Marines of the Black Templar Chapter, present thyselves!"

"SIR, GLORY TO THE APARTMENTIUM!"

"Marines, I have for you the direst of missions. Without it, the day could be ruined...

Find.

My.

KEYS!!!"

"Sir! We will take them without fail!"

>>2537916
They have been stolen by chaos marines and converted into an unholy altar to their gods (most likely khorne or tzeentch)

"ANGRY MARINES! MY NEIGHBORS DOG HAS SHIT IN MY LAWN FOR THE LAST TIME!"

>>2537966

SIR, WE WILL KILL THAT DOUBLENIGGER COCKSMOKING KIKELORD MOTHERFUCKER

The room falls silent again, as the red guys with the jet things on top of the hutch try and hide, and the army men go deep into the recesses of the display cabinet, little murderous men under shelf after shelf of dolls. What a day so far. Though oddly, I don't see any new corpses.

At this point I hear some more high pitched yelling coming from an old shelf unit in the far corner of the room. Great. What NOW? Tromping over that way, kicking one of the spiny baseball sized bug corpses out of the way, I find a bunch of green hairless gorilla-dudes staring up at me, every one of them holding some sort of killing instrument, either an axe, or small gun, a few of them had even taken some nails out of a box on the floor. One of them, who looks like he's wearing one of my Mechwarrior: Dark Age mechs as a suit, is yelling at the others as they look up at me. "OI YOU GITZ!! LISTEN UP! 'E MAY BE BIG BUT 'E'S NOT THA' BIGGIST! OI'M DA BIGGIST AND OI'M DA WARBOSS! 'E AIN'T EVEN ORKY, 'E'S A BIG PINK 'UMIE!"

"I'm a what?" I raise my eyebrows, doing my best to look perturbed. Several of the smaller green people shrink down in fear.

The one covered in metal let out a high-pitched yelp, spinning around and stammering for a second before pointing one ugly cybernetic finger at me. "Y-Y-YOU'RE A 'UMIE! A BIG PINK STINKIN 'UMIE! YOU AIN'T NUFFIN! I'S DA WARBOSS! I LEAD DA BOYZ! NOT YOU!"

Great. Just great. I had a little green thing complaining about how I made him feel immasculated. I grabbed a book from the shelf just above him and with a whipping arm motion, smashed him against the shelf. Rather than splatter like a full bug, he kind of just crumpled, letting out a weak "Aaaooouuuuuuuuuchh.." before I jabbed a finger at the others, still huddled together. "Stay put." I growled.

Okay. My house has been invaded by little men who want to do nothing but kill. I glanced at the clock. I've only been up 10 minutes. Oh god.

>>2537764

>my mother's hutch (she loves heavy furniture)
Goddamn my mom's the same way and I always have to move the stupid fuckers. We live in a small town house and yet every other months she's got a new piece of heavy fucking furniture for me to carry.

>>2537791
>>2538116
DEJA VU!

>>2538147
hivemom?

>>2538027
Made me laugh, imagining the warboss being splatted

>>2538116
women never buy things which they themselves are capable of moving. that's what men are for.

>>2537998
>>2537966

I needed caffiene. I headed into the dining room. Well, we called it the dining room but it too was full of huge heavy furniture, but there was a large table in it, covered in my dad's tools for work. There were papers strewn everywhere, and I noticed more little men on my mom's computer. These ones were funny looking. They wore robes, but had extra mechanical limbs. They looked kind of sickly too, as they looked up at me. One of them started to talk with a weird synth voice. "New Contact. Biological. Specificiations beyond limit. Error. Error. Engaging biological nerve center. Dear god that thing is huge! Its gigantic! Oh Omnissia save u-Biological nerve center overheated, disengaging. Designating contact as Huge. ATTENTION CONTACT HUGE. CEASE FUNCTION. THE MOST HOLY OMNISSIAH HAS CLAIMED THIS TEKNOLODGEE AS HIS OWN AND HIS WILL CANNOT TOLERA-URK!"

I decided to cut him off by flicking him off the keyboard. He flew through the air, hit the monitor, and fell to the desk. The other men stopped in mid motion, one of them even falling over due to his position, like a dead robot.

Need caffiene AND something sweet now. Almost to the kitchen now. Almost.

On to the utility room. Its a lil room with a concrete floor, kind of like a garage that you'd have trouble fitting a bike in. Don't ask me, I didn't build the place. Like I said though, concrete floors. I nearly trip over something as I step down into the room. There's this floating black/green pyramid thing. Fuck it, I don't want to know, the kitchen is right there. I kick it. HARD. It smashes into the far wall and the green lights go dim. Good. Fuckers.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!

>>2538184

Indeed

>>2538182

I imagined him splattered in a big thick gooey ball of green goo. With a power klaw and leg sticking out and oddly twitching.

>>2538209
PUNT THE MONOLITH! WOOOOO! 240d6 DAMAGE!

>>2538209
Would be cool if it turned out those little half-robot guys improved the toaster or something...

Done writing for now, need other things to do, including my own caffiene infusion. And to count which factions I left untouched. I plan on writing a LOT of this, so grow to hate this tripcode, ha.

>>2538027
Just wait until lunch.

Also I don't like the way them Greater Good loving bastards and Steampunk rejects are sneaking around my room

>>2538209

So much for living metal.

Fuck you /tg/! I need to go to sleep but now I can't!

I
NEED
MORE!

>>2538246
Made my day.

My dog is chewing on a dead Carnifex.


I don't know how this happened given that it's a FUCKING CARNIFEX and my dog is a little... 10+ lb. RAT TERRIER.

>>2538330
I know They're going for the Clock radio and my Lamps I got a feeling they're gonna try and leech juice out of my outlets... Cheeky bastards

THIS THREAD MUST CONTINUE!
SOMEONE PLEASE, KEEP THE WRITEFAGGOTRY UP!

If it's Autosaging, We might need to start a new one.

Here's a story idea for this. Assuming this is happening in more than one place, the guy who's a WH40K player finds another house with a similar problem, but the guy there has pretty much enslaved his "guests" with the help of the Dark Eldar/Chaos factions and is making them fight for his amusement in real life battles. A rescue attempt may be planned depending on how the news is taken.

If you start a new one, put a link at the end of this one, and then archive the next one as soon as writefaggotry commences!

>>2538529
We all already know that 40k players would enslave the Minis for their amusement.

Exactly, so it's a workable idea.

A 40k player findingthese guys would be a bit of a circlejerk fic. And creepy as fuck too.

MIND BROKEN

Autosage? More writefaggotry from the creator is coming!

>>2538777

It's been a couple of weeks since the cops came over me freaking out. Things have... calmed down a bit. Not with them, mind you. They're just as freaky as ever. Just... I've adjusted more.

We've kind of fallen into a routine. I get home from work, and the noseless guys instantly let me have the TV in the living room. They're pretty easy to keep happy. Anime, Zone of Enders and the sequel on the PS2, and just let them do their thing. They're fairly harmless when left to themselves, and they're really accommodating of me. When I get angry at everybody else, they try and calm me down. I'm starting to adopt them as my favorites.

The white haired chicks, they cook me dinner. Hand-cook me dinner. Seriously, they've got these flamer things, and... I don't know, to be honest. They seem so militant and pious at times, but at the same time they're kinda nice to me. They've almost gotten to the point where they can cook a steak that isn't well done, too.

>>2539302
After I watch an episode or two of the old Batman animated series (the good one), I'm always surprised to find the little human-like dudes sitting next to me and the noseless aliens. Not the humans with bulky armor and swords, but the trooper dudes. Their boss-guys mutter under their breath about heresy, but let them get away with it for the most part, so long as they don't start talking with the noseless ones.

Anyway, after dinner and the Batman episode, I put the green guys and some of the humans in the car, along with some of their equipment, and we head to the park for a bit. To the green guys (orcs, I guess) it's a trip, because we seem to be going so fast to them. The militant dudes, they're just looking forwards to practice. I have a "no fly zone" rule in the house, so this gets them off my back about maneuvers and training and shit. I just hold a complex plane remote I picked up and tell people that I'm playing with models.

>>2539315
When we get back, though, I always go hunting for the metal skeleton dudes. At first, they used to attack me, but lately we've come to a truce. Ever since I bought that electro-magnet, that is. The noseless guys handled the negotiations for me releasing them. Best $300 I've ever spent, let me tell you.

Before I made that investment, though, the orcs used to defend me. When they all showed up, there were the most of them and they all attacked me. I killed only about a few thousand of them while screaming bloody murder. As time's gone on, they've started calling me "boss" more and more. They, uh, got ahold of one of my videos of me at the shooting range and were in awe. Over what, I'm not sure, but they just went on about "big dacker" or something for ages. It can be hard to figure out what they're talking about.

Some of the pointy-eared ones are jerks, kinda thoughtless hedonists in a way, but others are kinda cool. The elders, I guess that's what they call themselves, them aren't that bad. When I do laundry, they get their big thing to help me fold clothes. I don't fully understand it, but... yeah. Kinda strange, more than a little creepy, but I'm not going to turn down free help.

>>2539324
I had to committ a little bit of genocide, and I kinda feel sorry about that at times, but... those little fuckers were dripping and disgusting. Their armor... Well... somebody's doing something with it. I don't know. I'm kind of scared to ask.

Sometimes, though, I gotta admit, everything gets me down a little bit. I've really come to look forward to the big brick dudes. They're normally in these coffin thingies, but they've been letting them out now and then here lately. When one notices that I'm down, he comes to talk to me. I think everybody else is kind of afraid to. They can handle me being angry, happy, whatever, but when I'm sad, I guess I'm a little unpredictable to them. The metal brick dudes, though, they aren't scared, and they understand more than I give them credit for.

Apparently, the little uberhedonists have been, uh, "attacking" me while I'm asleep. Dave, he tells me that there's some kind internet fetish about tiny creatures and keeps saying that we could make a mint. Yeah, I have rules against showing my wang on the internet, and secondly, just because some people have that fetish doesn't mean that I do. Besides, I kinda want a real woman one of these days.

Now that I look at my bedroom, with all these things around, I'm starting to realize that until this situation is fixed, I'm not going to be bringing a girl home.

Of course. I post more as it's autosaging. GO ME!

Wait... what happened to the new thread?

Alright found it.
It's here: >>2539046

This is thread two. I haven't seen a thread three.

Disregard that! I missed a lot of stuff while typing, apparently.

>>2539478
>>2539485
A new thread was created and some writefaggotry posted in it, but the author was not satisfied and deleted it (that was >>2538777)
He then created a new one here:
>>2539046

You should repost what you have written in this one...