Angry turned and snarled at Scout. The grinding of his teeth was almost audible.

"Come on, man, you can have my meatbread, I'm not even hungry. God-Emperor, you're being such an asshole."

Angry shoved the girl away and flopped back down into his seat. "Gimme the fuckin meatbread, asscunt."

Scout pushed the remains of his lunch across the table with a sigh, and looked up at the girl. "Sorry about that, uh..." He trailed off, realizing he had no idea who she was. She stared at him.

Blushing, she turned and hurried out the door.

For a moment, the three sat in silence. Except for Angry, who muttered an cursed as he stuffed his face.

Lolcron broke the quiet. "What talk, meatbag?"

Scout blinked at him. "Uh, what?"

"You told us Guilliman gave you "The Talk." Explain."

"Oh. Uh. Empra, you know. The purging talk."

"I do not know."

Scout blushed again, irritated at the memory. "He sat me down and gave me this long lecture about how I was growing up, and all the changes my geneseed would be causing, and how he knew it was a confusing time for a young marine. Then he launched into this bit about how I'd be feeling these urges to purge xenos and heretics, and how this was all perfectly normal, but I should never purge without proper protection and armament. God-Emperor, I've never been so embarrassed."

Angry spoke up, spitting crumbs of meatbread across the table. "Fucking old fart thinks you're a goddam little kid. We're fucking teenagers, it's not like we've never fucking purged a bitch before. Amiright, Lolcron? FUCK."

Lolcron nodded slowly. "Many a wretched biological has fallen to my gauss flayer. Their screams echoed as they begged for mercy, for kindness alien to my icy mind."

"Fuck yeah, 'cron."

The two turned to look at Scout, who was staring intently at his hands.

Angry's jaw fell open, and his eyebrows lowered. "MOTHER FUCK. You're fucking unblooded."

Scout was turning red. "Dammit, Angry, shut up."

"Fuck, it's true, you've never fucking purged anyone! Fucking fuck!"

Scout gritted his teeth.

Angry was giving him a look of combined contempt and astonishment. "Shitting dick-nipples, Scout, with the amount of play your brother Ultramarine gets, he never fuckin sent any your way? That thundering asshole purges a different xeno bitch every night of the goddam week!"

"Well, yeah," Scout muttered, "It's easy for him, he's captain of the damn Bloodbowl team."

"You should ask out Cultist-chan."

c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

The two marines looked at Lolcron in surprise. "What the fuck are you talking about, you creepy metal fuck?" spat Angry.

His deathless eyes stared back at them, unblinking. "Cultist-chan. The girl you accosted. Ask her on a date. Then purge her."

Scout sputtered. "She's kinda cute, yeah, but what makes you think..."

Lolcron interrupted in his sepulchural monotone. "She is unpopular. She is moderatly attractive, but not sufficiently so to overcome her social disadvantages. Her family situation is tenuous and chaotic. There is a high probability that she has self-esteem issues and craves acceptance. She may be attracted to you, and you rescued her from a problematic situation."

"Fuck yeah, easy purge!" Angry yelled loudly enough that Scout glanced around at the other tables to make sure no one was looking at them. "And did you see the way she fuckin dresses, that ripped-up goth shit? No fuckin armor save on that shit, she's fuckin asking for it! I'll loan you my fuckin landraider so you can take her out. FUCKIN DO IT, FAGGOT."

"Alright, alright, Empra, I'll ask her out." Scout slumped in his seat. In the grim darkness of the far future, being a teenager sure was complicated.

I lol'd

This is amazing.

Sweet someone did listen to me last night

I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK

As awesome as it is, I'mn totally expecting the sex and not the purge.

>>2671942
Me too, Cultist-chan is cute.

Awesome.

If you guys want more, I've got the whole thing plotted through senior prom.

FUCK
YES

>In the grim darkness of the far future, being a teenager sure was complicated.

This really pulled the whole thing together.

BRA-FUCKING-VO.

>>2671972
I sure wouldn't mind it.

>>2671947
>>2671947
If cultist chan dies, anon will cry.

>>2671972
yes, do it, please.

Is there a Khorne Berserker jock squad or bully?

>>2671972
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESY
ESYESYESYESYESYESYES

inb4 some horrible tweest tosses Scriptarius into the mix

>>2671989
no shota to summon him

Emperor demands drawfags!
Then the circle will be complete

>>2671989
also this is the only thing that isn't cool

no tripfags, ok?

have them mock them perhaps but NO TRIPFAG APPEARANCES

>>2671995
what is Slaanesh is up to its tricks and makes Scriptarius lust for jailbait instead of shota?

>>2671998
>Scriptarius
>Tripfag

>>2671972

DO IT FAGGOT

Anything which gives us more Cultist-chan is fine by me.

>>2671872
Awesome

>>2671985
idea:
Ultramarines run the football team, while Khorne Berserkers are Rugby or something. The rugby team is called the Skulls (SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE).

The only way this could be better, is if there were some Eldrad dickery.

>>2672015
Bloodbowl 40k?

>>2672016
Eldrad = Vice Principle?

Arrite, getting to work on the next installment.

Any suggestions for stuff to throw in? I've already decided on how I'm handling a lot of things, and I certainly can't work anything in, but I'm open to ideas.

Inb4 this becomes a high-shool alter reality of /tg/canon
>>2672021
No wait, in after.

>>2672021
No, Abaddon should be the bumbling vice-principal.

>>2671972
Do it, please?

>>2672021
Oh, hell yes.

But who will be the principal?
The Emperor?

any Tau, Kroot, or Nids at this school?

>>2672032
daw

Kasrkin-chan should be the hot teacher everybody wants to fuck.

"I´d bust through her Cadian Gate... if you know what I mean!"

>>2672037
the emprah is the principle, but he stays locked up in his office all day, calling Student Assistants(psykers) to his office.

My only complaint is that the Angry Marine has got diarrhea of the mouth. Just because they're instilled with an unending fury doesn't mean every second word is four letters long. Use your fucks sparingly, writefag, and they will serve you well.

Inquisitors of various types have to be teachers, Grey Knights have to be prefects or soemthing.

Liivi is one of the gym teachers (really big school) and Talldeer is a literature one.

Whose dad is the principal/vice principal.
And her sister has sex ed.
Du o herfathers wishes.

Emperor help me, I want to run a Dark Heresy campaign with this.

>>2672032
no, Abaddon should be like the disciplinary comittee head slash shop teacher with an artificial arm.

F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 F5F5F5F5F5F5FR5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>2672051
no

>>2672063
And he needs a Scottish accent.

FUCK YEAH WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ANGRY MARINE ONE OF THE POPULAR KIDS FUCK!!

this is brilliant and i demand more.

>>2672050
So, she's the sex ed teacher.

Imagine her putting a condom on a banana.

This. Needs. Moar. NOW.

I wonder what that makes nids...

>>2672072
Angry Marines are never popular. They don't get along with anyone.
Well, besides people with lots of patience and necrons with no emotions.

>>2672051
Emperor is the principle, Eldrad the vice principle and they bot try to outdo each other with their dickishnes.

Also, an Eldar Harlequin runs drama lessons.

Macha should be a sub

for lulz

>>2672085
no FUKLAW is the principal

>>2672076
She and Macha can alternate in being the teacher.
Because Eldrad said so.

Also, I vote that guardsma gary should be in here.
The one that got a Dark Eldar girlfriend.

>>2672092
no, Fuklaw is the janitor, who gives out crazy advice to the students.

>>2672097
No, even better, Fuklaw is the PE teacher.

>>2672092
No complaints about the Harlequin then?
I mean, that is the single best thing that I can think of for a drama teacher.

>>2672101
Nah, make him teach religion.
Come on, you know that would be awesome

>>2672110
Oh, I like this idea.

Clipsy as a scholarship student?

>>2672110
Fuklaw's Theology 101

>>2672107
I Agree.

>>2672076
>>2672096

I don´t know. I´ve always imagined from the expression on her face in the image I posted, that Kasrkin-chan is one of those "pure sexies". You know, the kind of girl who is amazingly hot and either is not conscious of it, or is just too innocent to get what most guys would expect from her.

My other idea for a humorous representation of Kasrkin-chan was as a candidate for senator, and then being in a scandal of some sorts.

That, or a parody of Bill Clinton.

"My fellow Cadians..."

>>2672116
He'd either be super popular, or super ronery.

So, the Emperor is the principal, Macha and Karkskin or however you spell hat name teach sex ed, a Harlequin teaches drama while Eldrad is the vice pincipal?

And Talldeer teaches literature or something like that.

You know, I really like this thing right now

Fuklaw teaches government

an a Bloodaxe ork teaches ECON

>>2672129
And Fuklaw teaches theology.

>>2672125
Super popular whenever he's around
When he isn't, everyone wonders whats so special about him.

It needs Salamanders. I'm curious to see which black stereotype you play to with them.

>>2672133
Ghazkul teaches PE?

OP

MOAR

>>2672096
Fucking Trip-Gary gets all the attention.

FUCKING POST MOAR

>>2672096
Where would that put Yrag, I wonder.

>>2672149
Basketball team

FUCKING...EPIC

>>2672152
Oh, Emperor...is this going to turn into another war again?

I vote that Liivi and Talldeer are in the school council, or something.

>>2672117
CHAOS IS FUCKED!!!!!!!!1

>>2672161
A hobo.
Obviously

>>2672169
Can't have a war with just two people, dumbass.

>>2672050
but you can't Emperor knows Abaddon failed 13 times already

>>2672182
Yrag is a crazed hobo that wants to kill a student that just happens to be his son?

>>2672183
Yeah you can

>>2672183
The others will come out as soon as the war begins, of course.
What are you, stupid?


And who is the PE teacher?

Guardsman Stumpy, School Councilor.

Dark Eldar run the drama department.

>>2672194
>his son
wat

>>2672202
Dark eldar are the art teachers, harlequins run the drama department.

ANGRY MARINES.
ALWAYS ANGRY.
ALL THE TIME.

>>2672202
>>2672212
Noise marines run the band?

>>2672129
I'm not sure you want to have the Emperor be the principal, as much fun as that would be, since you've already used his name in place of "God" or "Jesus" in the dialogue. You might want to pick some other powerful Imperial as the principal, someone who could conceivably work with Eldrad but who wouldn't like it one bit, which keeps up the "out-do each other with dickery" theme, which I quite like.

>>2672200
Ghazgul?

>>2672116
Clipsy should totally be in there.
/tg/ mustn't forget any of its creations

>>2672194
Only to constantly fail in various hilarious scenes.
Over and over and over again.

So, who teaches math?
I'm guessing a Necron, or a Techpriest.
Do we have any of those?
How about the Necron Lord that caused manly tears?

>>2672054

You ever listened to an angry teenager?

Yeah, when you curse that much you sound stupid. Doesn't stop them.

>>2672200
>What are you, stupid?
Well I must be fucking brain-damaged if I thought there would be any logic to it.

>>2672220
Tzeentch?

>>2672220
>>2672221
Ghazgkull and Eldrad are the Jake and Elwood Blues of 40k.

I'd capture her point, if ya know what i mean. (boink)

>>2672223
Marrist acts as his "bodyguard"?

>>2672224
Tau teaches math and science.

Tech priests are the nerdy kids.

>>2672220
How about the Commissar in one of the Eldrad stories?
Or, alternatively, Tzeentch.
You know the school will be fucking awesome when Eldrad competes withtat guy to outdo each other with dickishness.

>>2672226
Not the guy you are arguing with, but this is 4chan...logic isn't our strong point.

>>2672231
Sure, sounds good. Of course, we have to remember that this really belongs to the writefag, and we're just giving him suggestions. If it's gonna really be win, we can't have too many cooks spoiling the soup, as it were.
>>2672219
That is an awesome idea.

>>2672242
I think Clipsy should be the only representative of Eclipsion, as he has been seen outside Eclipsion fluff before.

>>2672231
>>2672249
Tzeentch it is.

>>2672247
Who get beaten up by the Space Marine jocks?

Also, I vote the Inqusitors all come from rich families, and acting like arrogant bastards.

Finally, what should Liivi and Talldeer be?

Just hope some of our more controversial creations don't show up

Daemonettes = popular girls
Space Marines(chaos and regular) = various jocks

"Did you purge that shit last night, bro?"

>>2672267
If they are to be in here, should lofn be worked in as well?

>>2672280
"Shit was SO cash."

>>2672290
>"Shit was SO thrones."

fix'd

>>2672255
in all fairness I did come up with the idea for this writefaggotry in the sororita thread yesterday

>>2672284
Well Liivi, Taldeer and Clipsy are in, so I GUESS we COULD bring back Love Can Bloom Again...

The Dark Eldar and the Daemonettes are part of different cliques that compete with each other.

And tzeentch and Eldrad amuses themselves by using the daemonettes or dark eldars respectively to fight each other through proxy.

Good r bad, tg?

The fact that cultist is now appearing in other peoples works astounds me. There are things mentioned here that don't mesh with my own interpretation but this is still well cool. I'm interested to see what leibowitz makes of it.

Rest assured that if leibowitz does kill the cultist, I wont stop drawing her.

This stopped being win about 40 posts ago and is just now circlejerking

>>2672318
look out! the unyuu-fex is behind you!

>>2672318
So they are in the school council, or what?

>>2672336

She's everywhere now man.

Look what you've done.

God damnit.

>>2672340
Nix that looking at the post count, I obviously was too generous. 90 posts ago

>>2672344
Liivi and Talldder, at least...

>>2672340
Well we're waiting for it to finish.

Guardsman Gary and the Gary's are the school's most (in)famous garage band that play at all the wild kegger parties.

Yrag is the stern father figure that shows up and attempts to totally ruin their set in typical "stuck-up dad in an 80's movie" fashion.

"What is that? I know what that is. That's... music. Alright mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this a -room-? This is a pigsty. I want you to straighten up this area now! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. STAND UP STRAIGHT. TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES! Twisted Sister? -What- is that? Wipe that smile off your face! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! What is that? A TWISTED SISTER PIN?! ON YOUR UNIFORM?! What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak! You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here all day and play that sick, repulsive electric 'twanger'! I carried a short-pattern lasrifle, and you! YOU carry that... that... NOISEBLASTER. Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?! What do you want to do with your life?!"

>>2672318
Oh fuck the Eclipsion spinoff oh god emperor what the fuck

>>2672344
The couple nobody likes but which makes everyone "d'aww"

Ahriman teaches Civics.

>>2672349
wowsers.

>>2672374
What s it even about?
I've heard some crap about it, but thats pretty much it.

Idea: Scout Marine's brother faces off against Squats in a football match, but the squats disappear after half ti

>>2672368
Replace "Twisted Sister" with "Emperor's Children" and this. This is perfect.

>>2672387
That's... accurate AND cute

>>2672368
>What do you want to do with your life?!

I wanna rock!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgE4FAXKIM

>>2672368
What is that? I know what that is. That's... music. Alright mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this a -room-? This is a pigsty. I want you to straighten up this area now! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. STAND UP STRAIGHT. TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES! Emperor's Children? -What- is that? Wipe that smile off your face! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! What is that? AN EMPEROR'S CHILDREN PIN?! ON YOUR UNIFORM?! What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak! You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here all day and play that sick, repulsive electric 'twanger'! I carried a short-pattern lasrifle, and you! YOU carry that... that... NOISEBLASTER. Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?! What do you want to do with your life?!

>>2672429
*ahem*
Fixed.

>>2672393
The Eclipsion Starchild (Alpha+ psyker born from a heretical ritual) fell for Lofn.
Heresy ensued.
Can love bloom between Chaos and Half-Xenos?

>>2672340

Fuck you. We need to shower good writefags with praise when they emerge from their subterranean burrows, or else winter will last for 6 more weeks!

Also, Lolcron and his Gauss flayer is my favorite by far.

>>2672429
It's actually rather easy to picture the "screaming Yrag image" yelling this.

Khârn: popular guy that everyone likes, or gym teachter.

Nurgle: serves the food. Should kinda have the same role that 'chef' has in South Park. (giver of good advice)

Shadowsun: one of the popular kids.

regular Tau: the geeks.

Yarrick: a teacher of some sorts.

Typhus/Fabius Bile: school nurse.

Just a few suggestions of course. Leibowitz should have the last word in it.

>>2672467

Chef gets women, though.

>>2672476

Nurgle gets plenty of women.

So whats the final word on using actual /tg/ people?
I mena lolcron is already in there

>>2672476

Nurgle has the Eldar God of Healing trapped in his plague-mixing room.

>>2672487

Oh. Really?

>>2672487
Nurgle has discreet diseases that make men and women beautiful to better spread the disease that will inexorably bind them to Father Nurgle when they die.

Fuck you all. If you're going to do this at least do it well. Or just leave it all to the writefags.

>>2672476
Yeah it doesn't actually have to be a carbon copy of Chef, just fill the same archetype

Transfer student?

In any case, I believe the old memes of /tg/ should work as the teachers and figures of authority for the new generation of memes.

Liivi and Taldeer as Principal and Vice-Principal (obviously, Taldeer is the principal), Faptau and Schlicktau as the PE teachers (imagine that...), Kasrkin-chan and Ronery Wych as the Sex Ed teachers (totally inept, in a hilarious, cute and sexy way), Stumpy as the students´ counselor, Cata-chan as the groundskeeper, Krieg-chan as the corridors guard, Kharn as the guy who brings the TV and videos to the classes (everyone fuckin´ loves that guy), etc...

If we're putting most of /tg/ WH40k stuff here, why not include that xenos commissar?

>>2672349
Didn't mean to. She just started from a request that was trying to trick me into drawing a female tzmetze, and from then on people wanted to see more.

So what you figure Scriptarius was like in his early days then?

Sergals perhaps?

>>2672518
Where is the opportunity for Eldrad dickishness?

>>2672534
FABULOUS.

>>2672429
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

This is the best troll in the history of /tg/.

>>2672549
>troll
I don't think you know what that means.

>>2672549
nah, the best one was "free primarch minis with upcoming Horus Heresy books"

Post it all in a new thread then save it

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>2672096
Nobody likes Guardsman Gary. Nobody.

>>2672512
You mean like that one Plague Marine warpuppet?

>>2672562
Veteran Gary is awesome though.

>>2672566
Drippy.

>>2672537
>Where is the opportunity for Eldrad dickishness?

Eldrad sells drugs to the kids.

So is there gonna be some more?

>>2672562
Maybe, but he had like twenty threads devoted to him. Gary may not be liked, but he and Yrag are still a big part of /tg/ canon. If only because they're amongst the few characters to get honest-to-goodness porn drawn of themselves, in addition to all the other drawfaggotry.

>>2672562
Well, I like Yrag.

OP is lieing, there will be no more of this. All of your excitement is futile.

>>2672577
As is Guardsman Gary, in his own retarded fucked-up way. We certainly wouldn't have Veteran Gary if not for the original concept of the Gary Legion.

Oh, and Lolcron can be Drizzt of the Necron.

I'm guessing anyone relevant to the story will be in.

Some identities on /tg/ serve a lot of different roles.

You mentioned Lolcron.

Hes:

-A villain in a LCB spinoff
-An adventurer with his partner DrawAnon
-Drizzt of Necron
-Other minor roles

There are a lot of names around here that have been used by /tg/'s wonderful writefags. If you have a place to put someone, use it.

Gary is not a meme.

Just one question,

How do the Orks fit in all this? Now that the Marines are the jocks, what will become of our beloved, green friends?

>>2672616
The greasers ditching school to work on their cars.

This is the most solidly put together piece of writing I've seen on /tg/ since the Kharn posts. There have been some cool stories and good ideas, but the mechanics of writing were often abused or outright mutilated. I applaud this effort.

>>2672616
They're from the rival black high school.

>>2672616
Rival team from another school?

But for that matter, what will happen to officio assassinorum in this setting?

>>2672535

Sergal commissars

>>2672652
hall monitors?

>>2672652
board of discipline.

>>2672616
Greasers, punks, general closely knit scum of the school.

If there's some highly destructive prank, like puting a melta bomb in the teacher's coffee machine, the Orkyboyz probably did it.

They also drag race and do donuts on the bloodball field, angering the space marines.

>>2672652
Eversor is the Principal, Callidus is the vice-principal who's constantly trying to get the students in trouble by spying on them.

>>2672661

Down, boy.

>>2672652
>officio assassinorum
You mean the Hall Monitors.

>>2672668
I like this idea.
It'd be easy to work Liivi and those characters into it, as well.

If Liivi is part of the school, I vote he is in the board of discipline
>>2672693
The grandmaster of the oficio assassinorum is no damn hall monitor

I vote for Drippy to be in here somewhere.

tau should be introduced as nerdy foreign people. ya know, the kind of people that get on the math team and feel spiritual beliefs are illogical (see chinese).

and eldar, well,

rich kidz....

>>2671872

Am I the only person who imagines Nurgle Girl talking like Osaka from the English dub of Azumanga Daioh?

>>2672748
And the Eldar competes with he inqustion who are also rich kids...

It could be a running gag that whomever the president is, is trying to kill the school.

Or have Alpha Legionnaires be vicious gossips.

>>2672610

OH FUCK YEAH ALL THE TRIPFAGS SHOULD BE MADE IMPORTANT HERE FUCK THAT DATING GAME/RPG SHIT, LETS JUST WRITE STORIES LIKE WE'RE ALL TEACHERS AT A 40K HIGH SCHOOL WHERE EVERYTHING IS FUN AND AWESOME

>>2672867
but hurt anon. go back to raiding

>>2672881
>anyone who disagrees with the Council Of Tripfags is the lowest of low from /b/, for truly, anyone who talks about themselves a lot cannot be wrong!

Am I the only one who read "lolcron" as "Lolicron"?

>>2672888
go back to /b/

>>2672901
No. I only come here to /tg/. YOU go back to /b/. Oh wait, your pitiful selfish crying can't be heard there. No wonder you're here.

>>2672906
Butthurt

>>2672888
actually, I'd like to address this.

Back when tripfaags were accepted, we had content. /tg/ was superior. Anons could join in a project, tripfags could jin in a project, whatever. It'd just sorta flow.

Now any time someone posts with a trip, there's a shitstorm.

And the content is gone.

>>2672920

Yeah see that's not how I remember it.

>>2672915
Faggot.

>>2672920
STAT ME

DISCUSS

ILLUSTRADED

PRIMARCH SAMUS

Yeah, the old threads were awesome, weren't they?

>>2672920
I'm going to counter your ludicrous claim by reminding everyone of the calibre of tripfags we had back in the days of yore.

Red Machine D

ADVICE

If /tg/ sucks, then STOP COMING HERE!
You have no one to blame but yourself if you are still here.

>>2672960

NO. BAD.

>>2672958

And you, shut up.

>>2672929
Care to let us know how you remember it?
>>2672897
Thank god I'm not the only one.

>>2672729
Drippy!

>>2672897

DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS

>>2673035
How does one kegstand the Kegnaught?

>>2673035
He shouldn't be at a Highschool...

1 page comic per story posting-drawfaggotry?

Singular scene from story posting-drawfaggotry?

>>2673094
Ask a TechPriest on how to do that... They know those things

>>2673122
Who are the bigger nerds? Techpriests or Tau

>>2673094
YOU DO NOT KEGSTAND KEGNAUGHT.

Kegnaught grabs you head-first, jams the nozzle in your mouth and spins you upside-down like a chaos dervish while chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG".

>>2673104
I imagine he's like that older guy from Dazed and Confused, Wooderson.
He graduated like 8 years ago, but he still hangs out with the highschool kids.

>>2673335
Depends what kind of nerdy we're talking about here. Personally, I think Leibowitz should decide most of this on his own accord, since this is some great writing.

Leibowitz, we'd like moar!

>>2673336
But he encourages Underage Drinking

Starting a new thread for chapter 2.

You're all a bunch of octuple-niggers.

And the best troll in /tg/ history was the "Emperor On Golden Throne" mini thread.

>>2673423
If it was Mini it was not a good troll. A good troll fills up multiple threads to autosage in less than an hour, with the best of them taking up the majority of topics on the first page.

(See also: "B&nhammer is a furry/Flare")

>>2673455
facepalm.jpg
it was a thread about a Emperor on Golden Throne miniature being released by GW.

>>2673079
>>2672897
Anonymous delivers!

come on /tg
we can fucking do this

also i was just gonna make a "nostalgia /tg/ charactors" thread
awesome