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    12 KB Abby's Singalong Hour Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)13:56 No.2727253  
    When I was
    A young boy,
    Warmaster took me down to High Terra
    To see a marching band.

    He said,
    "Son when you grow up
    Will you be the leader of the traitors,
    the mutants and the damned?"

    He said
    "Will you defeat them,
    The Emprah, and all his fool believers,
    the plans that they have made?"

    Because one day I'll leave you,
    to lead them out of the Eye of Terror,
    To join the Black Crusades."
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)13:57 No.2727258
    y he haev no arms
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)13:58 No.2727261
    The most annoying part is that this, unlike the dozens of other shitty /b/ versions, actually fits the original tune. At least most of it does.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)13:59 No.2727267
    Abaddon all hope.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:02 No.2727281
    Well? Where's the rest, faggot?
    >> sage !!SOJTvLiutsP 10/03/08(Fri)14:04 No.2727286
    Oh fuck I lol'd, its awesome cuz it fits the tune
    >> Part 2 Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:42 No.2727534
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    When I was a young boy,
    Warmaster
    took me down to High Terra
    To see a marching band.
    He said, "Son when you grow up
    Would you be the leader of the traitors,
    The mutants and the damned?"

    Sometimes I get the feeling
    He's watching over me.
    And other times the Gods simply say no.

    Through it all,
    The rise and fall,
    The bodies in the Gate.
    And though you're gone we all want you to know
    >> part 3 Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:42 No.2727539
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    We'll Carry on,
    We'll Carry on
    Though your dead and gone believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    We'll carry on

    And in our hearts we cant contain it
    The anthem wont explain it.

    The worlds that we send reeling
    With decimated dreams
    Your misery and hate will kill them all

    Our Legion Black
    We'll take it back
    Lets shout it loud and clear
    Defiant to the end we hear the call

    To carry on
    We'll carry on
    Though you're dead and gone believe me
    Your legacy will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary children will march

    And on we carry through the fears
    Ooh oh ohhhh
    Disappointed faces of our peers
    Ooh oh ohhhh
    Take a look at us
    Cause we could not care at
    All
    >> part 4 Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:45 No.2727557
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    Do or die
    You'll never make me
    Because the world,
    Will never take my heart
    Go and try,
    You'll never break me
    We want it all,
    We want to play this part

    I won't explain
    Or say I'm sorry
    I'm unashamed I'm gonna show my scar
    Give a cheer
    For all the broken
    Listen here
    Because it's who we are
    >> finale Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:45 No.2727562
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    I'm just a man,
    I'm not a hero
    Just a boy, who had to sing this song
    I'm just a man,
    I'm not a hero
    I
    don't
    care

    We'll carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone believe me
    You're memory will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary children will march on

    We'll carry on
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:56 No.2727626
    WHERE'S THE LAST CHORUS, BITCH!?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)14:57 No.2727629
    FOR THE LOVE OF KORNE, FINISH THE SONG SO I CAN CAP IT
    >> finale (really) Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)15:05 No.2727666
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    We'll Carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone believe me
    Your legacy will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary children will march on

    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world, will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world, will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part

    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world, will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world, will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)15:07 No.2727680
    The last half of the song didn't need much editing, did it?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)15:08 No.2727686
    wow
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)15:10 No.2727698
    FUCK YOU
    FUCK YOUR SHITTY SONG.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)15:12 No.2727708
    >>2727698
    That's not a very nice thing to say, think of all the hard work he went through to come up with this.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:01 No.2728936
    STAMP OF APPROVAL!
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/03/08(Fri)19:06 No.2728957
    Someone should have my Don't Stop Praising saved somewhere..

    Also did anyone save Summer of M41?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:09 No.2728969
    >>2727708
    still coming down from the Mr. Rodger's thread?

    Either way, I approve.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:10 No.2728984
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    ABADDON TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME!

    Oh, say can you see, by the Emperor’s light,
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
    Whose warships and soldiers,
    through the perilous fight,
    O'er the ramparts we watched,
    were so gallantly dying?
    And the lasguns red glare,
    the shells bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night,
    Our saviour was still there,

    Oh say, does that Golden Throne’s beacon yet wave,
    O'er the lands of the free
    and the homes of the brave.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:11 No.2728985
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    On the worlds dimly seen throughout the eye of terror
    Where the foe's corrupt host in dread silence reposes
    What is that which the light o'er the immense horror
    As it fitfully shines, half conceals, half discloses?
    Now it matches the grace of the Emperor’s face
    In full glory reflected now shines on man’s race.
    `Tis the Golden Throne’s beacon, Oh long may it wave
    O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:12 No.2728988
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    DON'T STOP
    BELIEEEEVING!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:12 No.2728989
    >>2727281
    I thought the meme was just the opening.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:13 No.2728992
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    And where is Horus who so hauntingly swore
    That the havoc of war and Heresy’s confusion
    A home and Empire, shall leave us no more?
    His blood was washed out his foul foot steps corruption
    No refuge could save the heretic and knave
    From the terror of flight or the doom of the grave.
    And the Golden Throne’s beacon in triumph doth wave
    O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)19:15 No.2729000
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    Oh thus be it e'er when free men shall stand
    Between their loved homes and war's bitter cruel face!
    Blest with victory and peace, may Emperor’s rescued worlds
    Praise his Pow'r that has made and preserved us as a race
    And conquer we must when our cause is just
    And this be our motto: "Emperor we trust."
    And the Golden Throne’s beacon in triumph shall wave
    O'er the lands of the free and the homes of the brave.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)20:27 No.2729356
    Abaddon may be a terrible Warmaster, but he's a fantastic singer!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)20:55 No.2729529
    bampu
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)20:58 No.2729554
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    Empraaaaaaaaaaah...
    Just killed your son.
    Put my claws against his neck;
    turned him to a broken wreck.

    Empraaaaaaaaaaah,
    glory'd just begun,
    but now I've gone
    and thrown it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)21:02 No.2729576
    >>2729554
    If you don't finish that, I will KILL YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)21:09 No.2729607
    >>2728989
    It is, but this version needed to be finished.

    Also: awesome thread is awesome.
    >> IG Rough Rider vs. Tau Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)21:13 No.2729628
    You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too
    You’ll fire your railgun but I’ll run you through
    So when your waiting for the next attack
    You’d better stand there’s no turning back

    The Commissar shouts as the charge begins
    But on this battlefield no one wins
    The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath
    As you plunge into a certain death

    The horse he sweats with fear, we break to run
    The mighty roar of Hammerhead guns
    And as we race towards the xenos wall
    The screams of pain as my comrades fall

    We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
    And the Tau fire off another round
    We get so near yet so far away
    We won’t live to serve Emperor this day

    (Guitar Solo)

    We get so close near enough to fight
    When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights
    He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
    A burst of rounds take my horse below

    And as I lay there gazing at the sky
    My body’s numb and my throat is dry
    And as I lay forgotten and alone
    Without a tear I draw my parting groan
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:15 No.2729639
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    >>2729576
    Cranky much?

    Empraaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ooooooooooh!
    Didn't mean to cause this strife;
    this was all supposed to end tomorrow!
    Now it goes on, it goes on,
    as if nothing really matters...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:20 No.2729667
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    >>2729639
    Too late! Your crime is done!
    Feel shivers down my spine,
    body's aching all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody.
    I've got to go.
    Got to leave you all behind and face the gods...!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:28 No.2729694
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    >>2729667
    (choral; Ultramarines 1st company, first Cantum Assembly)

    Empraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, nooooooooooooo!
    Why'd you have to die?!
    These traitors, unworthy,
    are trying to kill us aaaaaaaaaalllll!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:39 No.2729723
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    >>2729694
    (guitar solo; Champion Cacaphon of the Emperor's Children's Baleful Wailers)
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:44 No.2729742
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    I feel a little silhouetto in the warp...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:47 No.2729749
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    MR. STUBBS! MR. STUBBS!
    Will you do the Fandango?!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)21:48 No.2729759
    OHH OHHHHH
    *dun dun dun duun dun dun dun duun dun dun dun duun dun dun dun dun dun duun dun*
    A little boy named Valten found a secret out this year
    That he was once Sigmar when the Empire ruled the world
    And now some warrior named Archaon tries to get him day and night
    But Valten has 4 guardians to protect his very life
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)21:54 No.2729791
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    >>2729749
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:03 No.2729822
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    (choral cont.)

    Powerfists and lightning,
    very very frightening-
    >> Epistolary Charles Danius 10/03/08(Fri)22:04 No.2729825
    The Daemon Prince went down to Tartarus, he was looking for a soul to steal.
    He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
    When he came across this young scout sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
    And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
    "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
    "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
    "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give Chaos its due:
    "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
    The scout said: "My name's Jonny and it might be a sin,
    "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

    Jonny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
    'Cos the warp storm's broke loose in Tartarus and the daemon deals it hard.
    And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
    But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.

    The Daemon Prince opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
    And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
    And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
    Then a band of noise marines joined in and it sounded something like this. . .

    When the daemon finished, Jonny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
    "But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

    Warpfire on the mound, run boys, run.
    The daemon's in the house of the risin' sun.
    Grox in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
    "Russ, does your dog bite?"
    "No, child, no."

    The Daemon Prince bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
    He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Jonny's feet.
    Jonny said: "Daemon just come on back if you ever want to try again.
    "I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:06 No.2729840
    >>2729749
    epic
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:07 No.2729847
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    BOX!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:12 No.2729878
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    BALDEARE.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:13 No.2729882
    >>2729825
    What, no accompanying image? Be prepared to be ignored.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:15 No.2729898
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    >>2729878
    Boreale.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:16 No.2729909
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    BALDEARE.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:23 No.2729944
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    >>2729909
    BOREALE!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:24 No.2729953
    Load up da trukks
    Bring yer boyz
    `Kuz we's haulin'
    Out all da toyz
    Da `oomies run
    Frum dakka gunz
    I knows I knows
    We's number one

    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO-

    Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    I squish pinkies wit' my anus
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    Cuz its choppy
    Cuz its bashy
    Cuz its dakka
    Cuz we's sneaky
    YA
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:25 No.2729959
    >>2729953
    Winnin' is what Orks do best
    `Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd
    Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been
    And always will until the end

    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO-

    Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    Cuz its choppy
    Cuz its bashy
    Cuz its dakka
    Cuz we's sneaky
    YA


    And I forgitz
    Just wot it was
    Oh ya, I think a melta bomb
    I found it dere
    It's tikkin' now
    Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots.

    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
    ELLO ELLO ELLO-

    Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    `Ere we go now
    Orky raidaz
    Cuz its choppy
    Cuz its bashy
    Cuz its dakka
    Cuz we's sneaky
    CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH!
    CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:27 No.2729974
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    >>2729944
    BALDEARE LET IT GO!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:30 No.2729997
    >>2729953
    >>2729959
    >Smells like Ork Spirit

    It's... beautiful.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:31 No.2730001
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    SORORITAAAAAaaaaaah...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:31 No.2730009
    >>2729997
    I had always thought of Orks as more AC/DC like, but you're right. It works on so many levels...
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/03/08(Fri)22:32 No.2730021
    I got my first Real Bolt pistol
    From the Sergeant-at-arms
    Shot it till my mag went dry
    'Was the summer of M41
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:33 No.2730030
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    Doom Rider (son)

    A long ass f**kin' time ago,
    On a planet called Kickapoo,
    There lived a humble family
    Religious through and through.
    But hey there was a black sheep,
    And he knew just what to do.
    His name was young Doom Rider.
    And he refused to step in-line.
    A vision he did see of
    Fuckkin' rockin' all the time.
    He wrote a tasty jam
    And all the warp did align.

    Oh the voiddragons balls were blazin'
    As I stepped into its martian cave.
    Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
    With a long and chainey blade!
    'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
    Fuckka lie sing fuck a loo!
    And if you try to fuck with me,
    Then I shall fuck you too!
    Gotta orgy out in the party zone!
    I gots to shoot a 20 loads in the party zone!
    Gotta snort cocaine in the party zone!
    Gotta suck a 6 in a row in the party zone!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:35 No.2730037
    >>2730009
    IT'Z A LONG WAY TO DA TOP IF YA WANTZ TA ROCK'N'WAAAAAAGH.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:36 No.2730044
    >>2730030

    Imperial Governer Rider (Father)
    You've disobeyed my orders son,
    Why were you ever born?
    Your brother Yuki's ten times better than you,
    Emperor loves him more.
    This music that you play for us
    Comes from the insane gibbering depths of hell.
    Rock and roll's the chaos' work,
    It wants you to rebel.
    You'll become a mindless puppet;
    Tzeentch will pull the strings!
    Your heart will lose direction,
    And chaos it will bring.
    You'd better put out your hair,
    You better watch your tone!
    You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
    Don't wanna hear you cry,
    Don't wanna hear you moan!
    You gotta praise The Emperor when you're in my home!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:36 No.2730051
    >>2730044

    Doom Rider (son)
    Slaneesh can you hear me?
    I am lost and so alone...
    I'm askin' for your guidance,
    Wont ya come down from your throne?
    I need a tight compadre
    Who will teach me how to rock.
    My Father thinks you're evil,
    But man, he can suck a cock.
    Rock might be the chaos' work,
    but It's magical and rad.
    I'll never rock as long as I am
    Stuck here with my Dad...

    Slaneesh (On a really nasty looking poster)
    I hear you brave young Doom Rider,
    You are hungry for the rock.
    But to learn the ancient method,
    Profane doors you must unlock.
    Escape your father's clutches,
    And this oppressive imperator.
    To find the land of Eye of Terror!
    In The realm of Fallen Angels,
    Where the imagination meets the land,
    You will find an awesome motorbike,
    And the world's most awesome band!
    To find your fame and fortune,
    Through the warp you must go where it is full of cock
    You will meet lots of kickass demons.
    Now go my son and rock!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:37 No.2730053
    >>2730051
    Doomrider

    So he bailed from f**king Kickapoo
    With hunger in his heart.
    And he journeyed far and wide
    To find the secrets of his art.
    But in the end he knew
    That he would find his counterpart.
    Rooooock!
    Rah-na-na-na-ock.
    Raye-nanananane-na ROCK!!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:37 No.2730059
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    I'm just a poor wych, nobody loves me...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:37 No.2730060
    >>2730037
    I dare you to listen to the opening of "Thunderstruck" and not think of a bunch of gobbos stomping around in a circle, chanting.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:40 No.2730076
    >>2730051
    Doesn't fit the cadence.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:41 No.2730083
    >>2730060
    Just like how I can't hear "Dirty Deeds" without a mental image of Deadpool.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:42 No.2730092
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    >>2730059
    SHE IS A CURSED WYCH,
    OF ELDAR HERESY!
    CLEANSE HER OF TAINT
    BY THE EMPEROR'S DECREE!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:45 No.2730105
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    Necrons come, Necrons go...

    ...please, can you let me go?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:45 No.2730108
    >>2730083
    Damn, that does work. Especially the gay innuendo bits.

    Not that Wade's gay, but he sure as hell jokes about it enough.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:46 No.2730113
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    BISMILLAH!
    NO! We will not let you go!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:48 No.2730127
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    Let me gooooooo...!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:48 No.2730132
    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a warp storm
    No escape from depravity.

    Open your eyes
    Look up to the skies and seeeeee

    I'm just a guardsman
    I need no sympathy
    Because it's easy come easy go
    Aim up high, then lay low

    Any way the winds blow
    Doesn't really matter to meeeee

    Fuklaw
    Just killed a man
    Put a gun against his head
    Pulled the trigger now he's dead
    Goodbye everybody
    I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

    Fuklaw
    Oooh
    Didn't mean to piss you off
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

    (Solo)
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:50 No.2730143
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    >>2730108
    ENUFF TALKIN'. MORE SINGIN'.

    We iz da Orks dat kills ya dead
    O ya I jus' chopped off yer head
    Some `oomies -
    Started fightin' Orks not knowin' who we was
    An' now dey're dead an' rottin'
    An' were all still fightin' cause-
    >Repeat forever
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:53 No.2730159
    >>2730132

    I see a little silhouette of a man
    GENERAL STUBBS GENERAL STUBBS
    DID YOU FIND ALL YOUR BANEBLADES
    Thunderbolts and lightning
    Very very frightening
    HERESY!
    I'm just a poor boy from a poor family
    HE'S JUST COMPLAINING MUST BE HERESY
    Easy come easy go
    Will you let me go?
    NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
    *BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:53 No.2730164
    >>2730143
    Lambchop's Play Along is not Orky.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:53 No.2730165
    >>2730060
    When I hear "Thunderstruck" I think of three dwarf heroes single-handedly fighting a goblin/ orc army, so I guess that's somewhat related.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:55 No.2730173
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    REPENTIA!
    We will not let you go!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:56 No.2730184
    THE EMPEROR
    HAS A MEDAL SET ASIDE FOR ME
    FOR ME
    HERESY!!!!!!!!!!

    (solo)
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:57 No.2730188
    >>2730164
    it is now!
    >> The juggernauts took his cocaine stash Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:58 No.2730190
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    A scout biker went riding out one dark and windy day
    Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
    When all at once a mighty herd of Juggernauts he saw
    A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

    Their icons were on fire and their hooves were shod with steel
    Their horns were brass and bloodstained and their hot breath he could feel
    A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
    For he saw a Rider coming hard and he heard his coked-up cry

    NA NA NA NAAAHHHH
    NA NA NA NAAAAAHHH
    Doomrider in the sky

    His face was gaunt, his eyes were 'shot, his armor soaked with sweat
    He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
    'Cause he's got to ride forever on that road up in the sky
    On a bike belching fire
    As he rides on hear his cry

    NA NA NA NAAAHHHH
    NA NA NA NAAAAAHHH
    Doomrider in the sky

    As Doomrider blazed on by him he heard him call his name
    If you want to save your soul from Chaos, riding on this range
    Then mortal change your ways today or with me you will ride
    Trying to catch the Blood God's herd, across these endless skies

    NA NA NA NAAAHHHH
    NA NA NA NAAAAAHHH

    Doomrider in the sky
    Doomrider in the sky
    Doomrider in the sky
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)22:58 No.2730193
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    Let me goooooooo...!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:58 No.2730195
    >>2730184

    Any way the wind blows
    Anyone can see
    Nothing really matters to meeeeee

    Nothing really matters
    But heresy.....

    Any way the wind blows
    *BLAM*
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)22:59 No.2730202
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    Revvin' up your engine
    Lickin' all that tasty snow
    Numbin' lip sensations
    Beggin' you to snort and go

    Highway to Slaanesh's pants!
    Ride into Slaanesh's pants!

    Headin' to the Eye
    Head burnin' like a light
    Coke's got you twitchin' for some crack
    And burnin' up for a fight

    Highway to Slaanesh's pants!
    I'll take you
    Right into Slaanesh's pants!

    You'll never get that chainsword clean
    Until you wipe it on a Bolter Bitch
    You'll love that cocaine orgy scene
    And that coke'll scratch your nose's itch

    In the Eye of Terror
    Teeth numbin' on the white
    Lookin' in the mirror
    Burning skull, what a sight

    Highway to Slaanesh's pants!
    Gonna take you
    Right into Slaanesh's pants!

    Highway to Slaanesh's pants!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:02 No.2730222
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    OMNISSIAH!
    We will not let you go!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:07 No.2730250
    >>2730190
    Epic
    >>2728984
    Double epic for doing the full song instead of just the baseball verse.
    >>2729953
    Orky epic.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:08 No.2730256
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    (Dark Angels choral)
    Will not let you go!

    (Cypher)
    Let me go!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:12 No.2730274
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    (Chaos choral)
    Will not let you go!

    (Sororita)
    LET ME GO!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:15 No.2730290
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    Never, never, never, never
    Let it goooooooooooooooooooo!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:19 No.2730310
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJav7VjAu60
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:19 No.2730313
    This thread had better be archived or there will many charges of heresy going out.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:20 No.2730316
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    When I woz
    Jus' a grot
    Da Warboss
    Took me to da battleground
    To see some blood get spill'd
    `E said "Squee when ya gitz big
    Will you be da boss of all da boyz
    Da nobs and all da squigs?"
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:20 No.2730319
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    Ooo-!
    Oooo-!
    Ooooo-!
    Oooooo-!
    Ooooooooooooooooooooh!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:26 No.2730350
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    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:29 No.2730386
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    Oh, hold the line now! Hold the line now!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:31 No.2730401
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    HOLD THE LINE! DON'T LET THEM GO!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:37 No.2730451
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    FOOLS!
    THE CHAOS GODS
    HAVE A PLAN ALREADY MADE FOR THEE
    FOR THEE...!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:40 No.2730466
    Hard Mode: Someone turn 2112 into a Wh40k song.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:42 No.2730479
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    >>2730451
    ...WRY-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:44 No.2730490
    >>2730466

    Easy mode: Leave it as it is, and say it's about Eldar or Tau.

    Epic 40k Rhapsody is Epic, but slow-going.

    Thread archived, also.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:50 No.2730524
    >>2729628
    you have a few parts were the melody is off.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/03/08(Fri)23:51 No.2730532
    >>2730490
    Well, I'm sorry for that, but I really haven't got the images ready beforehand, and I've got a ton of shit on my hands as well. Currently searching for that WH40K rock band poster that was based off a Star Wars one.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)00:00 No.2730586
    >>2729667
    So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye (of Terror)?!

    So you think you can love us, then leave us to die?!
    Oooooooh, 'savior'!
    You who called yourself savior!
    We're gonna get out! We're gonna get right out of here!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730606
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    >>2730586
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)00:08 No.2730635
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    Nothing really matters.
    Anyone can see;
    nothing really matters.

    Nothing really matters
    to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)00:12 No.2730666
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    (piano)

    ...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:13 No.2730675
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    Do you remember the 31st Century on Terra?
    The Emprah was changing the mind of pretenders
    While chasing the heretics away

    Our hearts were ringing
    In the key that our souls were singing.
    As we fought in the night,
    Remember - how Sanguinus stole the night away, yeah yeah yeah.

    Hey hey hey,
    Blood Angels - say do you remember
    Blood Angels - fighting on Terra
    Blood Angels - never was a darker day

    Blood Angels, Blood Angels. Blood Angels, Blood Angels,
    Blood Angels, Blood Angels, Blood Angels,
    Blood Angels, Blood Angels, Blood Angels... Blood Angeeels,
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730687
    >>2730675
    Our thoughts are with you,
    Him against Horus, he saw him,
    Only Chaos and hate,
    Remember – Sanguinus fought for all of our days

    Now the Emprah, found Sanguinus there over Terra.
    Struck down by Horus,
    Remember - the Imperium is here to stay

    Hey hey hey
    Blood Angels - say do you remember
    Blood Angels - fighting on Terra
    Blood Angels - never was a darker day.......there was a
    Blood Angel - say do you remember
    Blood Angels - raging on Terra
    Blood Angels - golden dreams of his greatest days

    Now our bell was ringing, aha
    The tide was turned.
    Do you remember that glorious day - yeah !

    He was a
    Blood Angel - say do you remember
    Blood Angels - fighting on Terra
    Blood Angels - never was a darker day.......there was a
    Blood Angel - say do you remember
    Blood Angels - fighting on Terra
    Blood Angels - golden dreams, now rage filled days

    Blood Angels (Sanguinus)
    Blood Angels (Sanguinus)
    Blood Angels (Sanguinuuuus)..... X2
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730692
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    ...everything just as planned...

    (fin)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:31 No.2730812
    i wanted to do Chapter Four by a7x, but looking at the lyrics its easy to just imagine the marines storming horus' ship with sanguinius and the emprah already :\
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:38 No.2730846
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    >>2730692

    It'z... beautiful...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)01:05 No.2731024
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    >>2730846
    Not really. Somewhat fail for tryhard and lack of combo. But the thread is so win that it just doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:17 No.2731073
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    A long, long time ago...
    I can still remember
    How a cultist used to make me smile.
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those xenos dance
    And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.

    But february made me shiver
    With every bolt round I’d deliver.
    Heresy on the doorstep;
    I couldn’t take one more step.

    I can’t remember if I wrrryed
    When I read about his lolcron bride,
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the music died.

    So die die, from the flames in the sky.
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."

    Did you write the litanies of hate,
    And do you live in the EMPRAHS faith,
    If the Codex tells you so?
    Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
    Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,
    And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?

    Well, I know that you’re in love with him
    `cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
    You both kicked off your boots.
    Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

    I was a lonely teenaged scout marine
    With a camo cloak colored brown and green
    My traits were see but don't be seen
    The day the music died.

    I started singin’,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:18 No.2731074
    >>2731073

    Now since M.40 we’ve been on our own
    And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
    But that’s not how it used to be.
    When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,
    In a coat he borrowed from james dean
    And a voice that came from you and me,

    Oh, and while the tzeentch was looking down,
    A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.
    The classroom was adjourned;
    No grade report was returned.
    And while kharn raged about METAL BOX,
    Macha tried to get some in the park,
    And we rolled sixes in the dark
    The day the music died.

    We were singing,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."

    Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
    The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
    Eight miles high and falling fast.
    Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.
    Macha still couldn't get some ass,
    With old failbaddon in a cast.

    Now cultist-chan wore cheap perfume
    While doomrider played a slaaneshi tune.
    We all got up to dance,
    Oh, but we never got the chance!
    `cause angry marine tried to take the field;
    The emperors children refused to yield.
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the music died?

    We started singing,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:18 No.2731075
    >>2731074

    Oh, and there we were all in one place,
    GRIM DARK and lost in space
    With no time left to start again.
    So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
    Candle jack sat on a can-
    Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

    Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
    No angel born in hell
    Could break that satan’s spell.
    And as I purged her in the night
    To show her the emperors shining light,
    I saw eldrad laughing with delight
    The day the music died

    He was singing,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."

    I met a farseer who's love did bloom
    And I asked her for some happy news,
    But she just smiled and turned away.
    I went down to the wargear store
    Where I’d heard the music years before,
    But the techmarine said the music wouldn’t play.

    Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,
    Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.
    But not a hword hwas spoken;
    Thee chyurch bells all were broken.
    Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:
    Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,
    They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast
    Thee day thee myoosick died.

    And they were singing,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    And them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
    "this’ll be the day that I die."

    They were singing,
    "die die, from the flames in the sky."
    Drove my raider to the crater,
    But the crater was dry.
    Them goold old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
    Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
    >> Sgt. Viper Stormhaus! 10/04/08(Sat)01:19 No.2731082
    >>2731024

    Hello, Sargeant!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:28 No.2731110
    >>2731073
    >>2731074
    >>2731075
    Fuck yeah, Don McLean.

    Threads like this are the reason the "archive" function was invented.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:32 No.2731128
    >>2731073
    damnit i lost that deviant art link....
    Were no strangers to war
    You know the rules and so do i
    A full assaults what Im thinking of
    You wouldnt get this from any other marine

    I just wanna tell you who Im killing
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and outflank you
    Never gonna make you die
    Never gonna say save your eye
    Never gonna tell a lie and purge you
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)01:53 No.2731212
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    >>2731082
    Evening, Sergeant.


    WE PAK'D OUAH GEAR LAS' NOITE, PRE-FLIGHT
    ZERO HOUAH, NOINE AY-EMM
    AN' WE'RE GONNA BE FLYIN' HIGH
    IN THA SKY BY THEN

    THA 'UMIEZ SKREAM SO MUCH, AN' BEG FOR 'DERE LIVES
    TRYIN' TA CLEER SUM SPACE
    BU' IN SUCH A TIMELESS FOIGHT
    ...
    GONNA KRUMP DERE FACE.

    AN' OI THINK E'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TOIME
    A'FORE TUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUN' AGAIN TA FIND
    OI'M NOT THE GIT DEY THINKS I AM AT HOME
    NO, NO, NO, NO!

    I'M A ROKKIT BOY!
    ROKKIT BOYS! (E'Z STORMBOYZ, YA GIT!)
    BURNIN' ON DA WAY TA MAKE DA WAAAAAGH!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:00 No.2731234
    ARMAGEDDON'S JES' NO PLACE FER HUMIE FILTH
    IN FAKT E'Z GREEN AN' CHILL
    AN' THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO WAAAAAGH
    SO WE WILL
    (EY! 'O CAME UP WIT DESE CRAPPY LYRICS?!)
    (SHOT OP AN' SING, YE GITZ!)

    (choral)
    AN' WE THINK E'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TOIME
    A'FORE TUCHDOWN BRINGS US ROUN' AGAIN TA FIND
    WE'Z NOT THE GITZ DEY THINKS WE AH AT HOME
    NO, NO, NO, NO!

    WE'Z DA ROKKIT BOYZ!
    ROKKIT BOOOOOOOOOOYZ!
    BURNIN' OP DA SKY TO MAKE DA WAAAAAGH!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:10 No.2731265
    AN' ALL DIZ TEK THA' OI DON' UNDESTAN'
    E'S JE'S STRAPPED TA ME PAK
    A ROKKIT PAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
    FER A ROCKIT BOY...

    AN' OI THINK E'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TOIME
    A'FORE TUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUN' AGAIN TA FIND
    OI'M NOT THE GIT DEY THINKS I AM AT HOME
    NO, NO, NO, NO!

    I'M A ROKKIT BOY!
    ROKKIT BOY!
    BURNIN' ON DA WAY TA MAKE DA WAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:15 No.2731283
    >>2731212
    >>2731234
    >>2731265
    FUCK YES
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:15 No.2731284
    I'M A ROKKIT BOY!
    ROKKIT BOY!
    BURNIN' ON DA WAY TA MAKE DA WAAAAAGH!

    (OI! 'URRY UP WIT DAT PEE-YANNO FING!)
    (I'Z GOIN'! YEW AIN'T DA BOSS!)
    (OI'M DA BOSS -HERE-, YE GROT!)

    (solo)

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:18 No.2731299
    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    (EY!)

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    ('OW MANY TOIMES AH WE GONNA DO-?)
    ([KRUMP!])

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    AN' WE 'FINKS I'Z GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME...

    An' we 'finks i'z gonna be a long long time...

    ...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:26 No.2731322
    >>2729825

    Change "fiddle" with "bolter", and it works just as good.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:30 No.2731340
    ...

    (Right. I believe we're done then, chaps. Capital work, all of you.)
    (Compliments the piano, Eltok!)
    (I say!)
    (Always a pleasure, gentlenobz. Shall we stroll over to the Dok and pilf-)
    (Hey! Why is the light still on?)
    (...)
    (Oh, bollo-! Uh, I mean... A HURR DURR, 'GIT YER SPONGY BEHINDS-)
    (ASSES!)
    (YES, ASSES! GIT YER SPONGY ASSES IN DA TRUKK! A HURR DURR! SHOOT 'N PILLAGE 'N STU-)
    ([static])
    (...)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:42 No.2731396
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    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
    I know the Lords of Terra, and I quote Crusades historical
    From Damocles to Sabbat worlds, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the Hypotenuse.

    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:51 No.2731433
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    I know our mythic history, of Hourus and the Heresy;
    I've read Codex Asteres, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
    Then I can write a washing bill in Eldaric runeiform,
    And tell you ev'ry detail of Machirus' uniform:
    In short, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
    When I can tell at sight a lasrifle from a javelin,
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by "Commissariat",
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a sister in a nunnery—
    In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
    You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

    For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the M.40;
    But still, in matters Xenos, Malleus, and Heretical,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)02:54 No.2731442
    >>2731396
    >>2731433
    Approval.

    Also, you are now imagining Techpriests doing a co-ordinated dance routine to Oingo Boingo's 'Weird Science'.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:08 No.2731485
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    SING ALONGS!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:45 No.2732273
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    >>2731485
    I will not have this magnificent thread end with such heresy!

    Ahem...


    I'd sit alone with your effigy
    this solemn ward against heresy.
    And all I need to go to war,
    I got it from my Emperor.
    Emperor...
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:47 No.2732280
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    >>2732273
    ...?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)05:48 No.2732284
    ~THERE ONCE WAS A PRIMARCH FROM NANTUCKET!~
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:50 No.2732290
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    Your light it shines past fading stars,
    from holy Terra, past rusted Mars.
    You've borne us forth; we've held the line.
    You've given us faith in the divine!

    So don't become some background relic,
    a backdrop to Commissar or cleric
    who just don't know or just don't care
    and just complain when you're not there!
    You had your time, you have the power.
    You've yet to have your finest hour!
    Emperor...!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:52 No.2732299
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    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor that that,
    Emperor that that!
    Emperor, what's new?
    Emperor, we have faith in you!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:54 No.2732308
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    We say our prayers, we watch the stars
    and hear the speeches for hours and hours.
    We hardly need to use our ears.
    How faith changes through the years...

    But may you never fade from mind
    our lord, our hero, our strength to bind!
    So keep your faith in all of us too
    'cause we haven't lost the one we have in you!
    You've had your time, you have the power.
    You've yet to have your finest hour!
    Emperor! Emperor!

    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor that that,
    Emperor that that!
    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor that that,
    Emperor that that!
    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor chit chat,
    Emperor, what's new?!
    Emperor, we have faith in you!
    >> Sgt. 'Loco' Locossal Gaffot 10/04/08(Sat)05:56 No.2732321
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    You've had your time, you have the power.
    You've yet to have your finest hour!
    Emperor!

    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor that that,
    Emperor that that!
    All we hear is Emperor this this,
    Emperor chit chat,
    Emperor what's new?
    Emperor, we all still love you!
    Love you...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)06:05 No.2732372
    There’s no time for us
    There’s no place for us
    What is this thing that saves our souls yet slips away
    From us

    Who wants to serve the Emprah?
    Who wants to serve the Emprah....?

    There’s no choice for us
    It’s all decided for us
    This fleet has only one sweet moment set aside for us

    Who wants to serve the Emprah?
    Who wants to serve the Emprah?

    Who dares not love the Emprah?
    Though love must die

    But stop those Ork battleships
    Hold the line by your fingertips
    And we can serve the Emprah
    And we can love the Emprah
    The Emprah watches today
    Who wants to serve the Emprah?
    Who wants to serve the Emprah?
    The Emprah watches today

    Who lives forever anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)06:38 No.2732564
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    I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST

    LIKE NO EMPIRE EVER WAS

    TO KILL THEM IS MY REAL TEST

    TO RE-EDUCATE THEM IS MY CAUSE

    I WILL TRAVLE ACROSS THE STARS

    SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

    THESE GUE'LA TO UNDERSTAND

    THE WARP PRESENCE THAT'S INSIIIIIDDDEEE

    GREATER GOOD, IT'S YOU AND ME
    I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY
    GREATER GOOD
    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND
    IN A PATH WE MUST DEFEND
    GREATER GOOD
    SHOW THEM WHAT'S TRUE

    OUR SHAS'LA WILL PULL US THROUGH
    YOU SERVE ME AND ILL RULE YOU
    GREAT
    ER
    GOOD

    GATTA RULE 'EM ALL

    GREATERGOOD
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)09:02 No.2733121
    Can you see my body
    Can you see it grow
    Do you see it throbbing
    Won't you watch it glow

    I don't want it, make it end
    Stop this mad unsightly trend
    I don't want it, make it end
    Stop this mad unsightly trend
    Take this red-veined, strangely screaming rune

    Can you hear the thunder
    Can you hear it crack
    Can you see it stretching
    Stretching through the black

    Stirring in the altar
    Up on Heretic Hill
    Can't you feel it coming
    Coming for to kill

    See the daemon, watch it fly
    Membranes pushing to the sky
    See the three-lobed burning eye
    I am it -- it is I

    Can you see my body
    Can you see it grow
    Do you see it throbbing
    Please - Empra- no...

    Can you hear the thunder?
    Can you hear the thunder?

    See my body, see it grow
    See it throbbing, please Emp no
    See the daemon, watch it fly
    Membranes pushing to the sky
    See my body, see it grow
    See it throbbing, please god no
    Cross my heart and hope to fly
    Straight into Terror's Eye
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)09:10 No.2733144
    (An ork, holding his breath in space, contemplates on how he might fix things if he were a mekboy...)

    If meeb wuz a mek, 'ere's wot me'd du
    Makes a time door an visit mi yoof
    This squig bite iz fer effect
    In da futur ya won't forget
    Wen yooz trappeded in dat airtight room
    Flikk da fasta switch but nub da lucky bloo

    So, if ya remembur
    If ya remembur meeb
    Dat'd be da waaaghing in mi destiny

    Meeb know ow it sowndz, trust meeb on this
    Yer life ter be 'angs on this wun choice
    Keep yer choppa neer, you'll know wen
    Twenty minutz o' oxygun

    So, if ya membur
    If ya membur meeb
    Dat cud be da waaaaghing in mi destiny
    So, if ya membur
    If ya membur meeb
    Dat cud be da waaaghing in mi destiny

    If meeb wuz a mek, datz wot me'd du

    Makes dat time door an poke mi 'ed thruu
    S'too late nows an me'm still dumb
    Twenty minutz o' oxygun

    No, ya won't membur
    Ya won't membur meeb
    There'll be no waaaaghing in mi destiny
    No, ya won't membur
    Ya won't membur meeb
    There'll be no waaaaghing in mi destiny
    >> Psyker Oasis Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)09:35 No.2733221
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    Slip inside the eye of the warp
    Don't you know you might talk
    To a daemon now?

    You said that you've never been
    But all the things that you've seen
    All make sense somehow.

    So we'll start a heresy in your head,
    'Cause the Emprah is no help, he's nearly dead.
    Step outside, and see the warp up close -
    Open your mind to hate and spite
    You will fall to us tonight
    D'you feel the warp overtaking you?

    And so, Psykers will fall
    We'll corrupt them all as they stray through the warp
    Their soul slides away...
    "I will give in to anger," I heard them say.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)09:50 No.2733276
    >>2727253
    ok that's awsome, I don't like this stuff normaly but thats fucking awsome
    >> Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)09:58 No.2733313
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    (Easy mode song)

    Come to Slaanesh! Come to Slaanesh!
    I Want you Soul!
    I eat Eldar souls!
    Come to Slaanesh! Come to Slaanesh!
    I Want you Soul!
    I eat Eldar souls!

    Then that thing comes out of the telly and faps all over the old woman while it screams. The end.


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