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  • 4chan turned five 4 4/4 years old on Wednesday, October 1st 2008

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    11 KB Rosc Man !pz4hD5dYUc 10/03/08(Fri)23:22 No.2730328  
    Alright /tg/, RPG setting. Superhero/Villian. Story: 4chan divides by Zero, and everyone connected to it at the time gets a random super power.

    How to determine yours:

    1) Go to Wikipedia
    2) Click "Random Article"
    3) Invent a power based upon what you see.
    4) Post article link and your power.

    It could be simple or complicated. Get linked to an animal? You have the power to control/become that animal. Find a book? Take the powers of a major character, or some other power related to the theme. Famous Artist? Maybe you can scream supersonic vocals, paint pictures as a medium for divination, or inflict malkavian-esque torture upon your foes with your speeches.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:24 No.2730337
    >Click "Random Article"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    Forgot your link.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:25 No.2730341
    Julius Wernher. Painter.
    Can you say "Animate Portrait"? Of course you can.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:26 No.2730357
    This Time album, by Al Jarreau. I smell an arsenal of instruments that hurl sonic blasts with varying effects.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:27 No.2730364
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C5%8Dj%C5%8D_Ujiteru


    I am a undead samurai, forever wandering the lands, kicking ass in the name of vengeance and bedding hot women in the name of reverse necrophilia.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:27 No.2730366
    "Amazon Grimstad FK is a Norwegian women's football club from Grimstad. It is named after the Amazons of Greek mythology.

    It was founded in 1999, when the women's football section split from FK Jerv. The senior team currently resides in the Toppserien, having played there since the 2006 season."

    Once per adventure, I blow my kickoff whistle, calling a team of giant soccer women in to kick the shit out of my target.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:28 No.2730372
    >>2730366
    Epic...yet disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:29 No.2730378
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erio_Mondial

    Wow, uh. I guess I have control of lightning/electricity and super speed.
    >> Sonderling !BQ3sED2yVs 10/03/08(Fri)23:30 No.2730390
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sign_of_the_Beaver
    I have the shamanic powers of the injuns! Strange, considering I am very white.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:30 No.2730393
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufous-breasted_Sabrewing

    fuck yeah, alternate form
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:31 No.2730397
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Guilhem-le-D%C3%A9sert

    Fuck yeah, Desert powers!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:32 No.2730406
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Radio

    Electricity AND ice, bitches. And a strange addiction to maple syrup: he is always seen walking around with a bottle of it strapped to his hip, which he'll drink from. This syrup, of course, is often mistaken for alcohol, or sometimes medicine
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:32 No.2730407
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balta_Verde_River

    Romanian Hydro Pump.
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 10/03/08(Fri)23:32 No.2730411
    Boul River (Moldova)
    The Boul River is a tributary of the Moldoviţa River in Romania.

    I can make any body of water larger or smaller.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:32 No.2730412
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Ebanks
    I specialize in blunt weapons, especially mallets, and can launch balls out at devastating speeds to destroy my foes by hitting them with a mallet.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:32 No.2730413
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abadie

    I am the Smoking Man. I gain superhuman strength and endurance, as well as the ability to speak fluent French, including the disgusting regional patios that comes from Quebec, as long as I am smoking a hand-rolled ciggy.
    >> Rosc Man !pz4hD5dYUc 10/03/08(Fri)23:33 No.2730417
    My Article: Heckler & Koch P2A1
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_P2A1

    My Power: FUCK YEAH JUBILEE
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:33 No.2730419
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communists_in_the_United_States_Labor_Movement_(1937%E2%80%931950)

    Works Project PUNCH!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:34 No.2730426
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Hoffnung

    +5 charisma.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:34 No.2730428
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

    Er..
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:34 No.2730431
    Uh... the power of... Italy? I have pastamancy I guess?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernate_Ticino
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:35 No.2730433
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_acid

    I AM ACID MAN AND I SPIT FUCKING ACID.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:36 No.2730443
    >>2730411
    Two tributaries in Romania posted at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:36 No.2730444
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    As soon as I read the title of my random article, I decided that I don't want to play this game anymore.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Akaneiro_ni_Somaru_Saka_episodes
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:37 No.2730450
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_mass_(software)

    FUCK YES. "You are already dead"
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:37 No.2730453
    What the fuck?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kasa-Vubu

    I CONTROL THE CONGO. ALL OF IT.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:38 No.2730455
    >>2730433
    Beware of Megaman using the Base Bullet
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:39 No.2730462
    >>2730443
    Odd coincidences occur when using the Random Article on Wikipedia. I have a tendency to get articles about English footballers or cricket players.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ausonius

    I am the Math Poet, gifted with powers of rapid calculation and freestyle rap. Also the power of LATIN.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:40 No.2730467
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_1_cent_coin

    I can....melt...copper...
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:40 No.2730468
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_Sutras_of_Vasugupta

    I am a wizard, apparently. A wizard with a giant rock for a spellbook.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:40 No.2730472
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassan_Chande_Kigwalilo

    Uh....I guess I have nigger power so I can run real fast, heal myself by eating fried chicken. And I have power over other niggers.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:42 No.2730476
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_boots_(disambiguation)

    The psychic power to arouse sexual excitement in other beings related to the proportionate sexiness of my footwear
    >> / !/////m/ShI 10/03/08(Fri)23:42 No.2730480
    Fillmore Towne Theatre

    "Built in 1916, the Fillmore Towne Theatre has gone through numerous owners as well as several names. Previously known as Barnes, Stearns, Fillmore, this theater has gone through two fires and an earthquake."

    I can resurrect entertainment-related buildings.

    ...This random article stuff would make an awesome UA rumor generator.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:43 No.2730488
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Mudpuppy

    ..........
    My power sucks.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:44 No.2730493
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triatoma_melanica

    I can drink Brazilian blood....?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:44 No.2730494
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_CKY_X-Mas

    Behold my power of Christmas songs and TREMBLE MORTALS!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:45 No.2730498
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Pr%C3%B3chniak
    Communism purging power?
    Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:45 No.2730501
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahbub_ul_Haq

    I have the power to track human development all over the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:45 No.2730502
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12001_Gasbarini

    Fuck yeah, asteroid powers!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:46 No.2730506
    >>2730467
    Computers be damned

    >>2730488
    >50 to 100 eggs are deposited in a nest cavity under a rock or other object. It takes 1 to 2 months for the eggs to hatch and 4 to 6 years for the young to reach maturity.

    Your reproductive abilities are horrendous.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:46 No.2730507
    Mitake, Nagano

    >Mitake (三岳村, Mitake-mura?) was a village located in Kiso District, Nagano, Japan. On November 1, 2005, the village merged with the town of Kisofukushima and the villages of Hiyoshi and Kaida to form the new town of Kiso.

    >As of 2003, the village had an estimated population of 1,930 and a density of 16.09 persons per km². The total area was 119.92 km².

    The ability to control whoever resides in Mitake. Fuckall that does me, a guy in Florida.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:46 No.2730508
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecnomiohyla_miliaria

    I caALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO...frog?
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:47 No.2730514
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dippoldism
    > Dippoldism (German Dippoldismus) is the paraphilia of sexual arousal from spanking or otherwise applying corporal punishment to children. It is named after Andreas Dippold, a German schoolteacher and presumed sexual sadist who in 1903 beat his pupil Heinz Koch to death.

    ohgod what the fuck.
    >> Drawde !F8wHraWURw 10/03/08(Fri)23:47 No.2730515
    >Rohr, Bas-Rhin

    >Rohr is a village and commune in the Bas-Rhin département of north-eastern France.

    I can drop a town from France on anyone, and can transport people to Rohr. Sort of like a combination of the Bus Ticket from The Lost Room, and a colony drop.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:49 No.2730522
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WOFL

    I have the power to control hordes of people by means of suggestions and misinformation!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:49 No.2730523
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Island_Micropolitan_Statistical_Area

    Ummm.... fuck... I dunno super statistical and mathematical powers? that only work in Grand Island.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:50 No.2730525
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Europe

    I can heal people on a large scale.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:50 No.2730526
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_Recovery_Personal_Protection_Act_of_2006

    I CAN NOT SAVE PEOPLE FROM DISASTERS!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:50 No.2730530
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baw_Baw_Frog

    the power to BAWWWWWW
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:50 No.2730531
    All Sport?
    I WIN AT EVERYTHING FOREVER!
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:53 No.2730541
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_State_Route_67

    I AM TRAFFIC MAN BITCHES.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:55 No.2730551
    >>2730328
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_inflation

    I make everyone around me seem really really smart by creating archaic standers. (Powerful Illusion spell that temporarily increases int.)
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:56 No.2730554
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhuisy

    I control a tiny piece of France, only problem with that is whenever trouble appears they give away my possessions and run away while swinging a white flag
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:58 No.2730570
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

    Oh fuckin' yeah! Where do I start?
    >> Temper Maximus !!tth/tv+hsYe 10/03/08(Fri)23:58 No.2730572
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West_(album)

    I AM GOKU MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 10/03/08(Fri)23:59 No.2730575
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%E1%BB%95ng_c%E1%BB%A5c_2

    I'm like Nick Fury, only Evil.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:00 No.2730582
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcosmic_orbit

    Lao. Simply, Lao.

    He'll huff and he'll puff and he'll reinvigorate his chi flow. Then kick your shit in with crazy mad kung fu.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:00 No.2730587
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brach%27s

    Fuck yes, I can summon candy and control sugar.
    As a side effect from that, I can give organic life Diabetes, make them extremely fat/thin, and raise/lower their blood sugar.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730601
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Mile_Beach

    MINE IS THE POWER TO CAUSE SPONTANEOUS SEXY AUSTRALIAN BEACH PARTIES... WITH MY MIND! Also nominal control of sand, water, and the ability to speak with jellyfish.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730602
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_God_Festival

    Oh HELL YES.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730603
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Buses_route_38
    Everyone's ridden me at one point or another. I come every three minutes. Seniors get a discount for my services.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730604
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franciszek_Rychnowski

    Doc Pseudoscience. He makes up crazy hypotheses and then applies them to individuals with his powers.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:03 No.2730605
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_Day_(board_game)

    I have the power to serve as a denizen of the corporate rat race for the rest of my life.

    Screw that.

    I get $325 every end of the month for the rest of my life.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:05 No.2730610
    >>2730604

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_ranges_of_Norway

    I am Norwegian. I move as slow as a glacier. I will OBLITERATE EVERYTHING IN MY PATH
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:07 No.2730626
    2008 Arizona Diamondbacks Season.
    I can play semi-exhausting sports in really dry places.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:09 No.2730640
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Square_Mile

    ...man, I don't fucking know. The power to make property values increase unreasonably? FUCK YEAH, HOUSING MARKET CRASH!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:09 No.2730641
    >>2730603

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Catherine%27s_School,_Richmond,_Virginia

    I am a shapeshifter. My secret identity is the little girl.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:09 No.2730649
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

    OSHI—
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:11 No.2730657
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snippen_Station

    I summon Trains! MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:11 No.2730658
    Oh god what have I become.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(novel)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:12 No.2730660
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_man%27s_beard

    I have plant-like beard that I can use to STRANGLE PEOPLE to death. And be more dorfy. Which is always a plus.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:12 No.2730661
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Garage_Dayz_Nite

    I am The Beatles. I am Metallica. I am these two things combined. And I am epic. Fear my cheery thrash riffs of doom.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:12 No.2730664
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_(disambiguation)

    I am flesh, I am all over you, you are made of me, feel me as your skin. Also have the ability to summon a horde of Canadian psychobilly fans once per day.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:13 No.2730670
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Faith

    I am unto a god
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:13 No.2730672
    Hambleton local elections

    Apparently, I have the power to sway voters, but only in city-wide elections.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:13 No.2730673
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bochum-Laer

    Um... I make cars real good?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730681
    >>2730660

    That was a villain in a Goosebumps 'pick your own adventure' book.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730683
    >>2730661

    ...actually that would make you Dethklok.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730685
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chambers_Gully,_Adelaide

    Chambers Gully, Adelaide; used to be a landfill, but has been reclaimed as a park. Contains ruins and koalas.

    I have the powers of purity; that which is tainted I can return to the natural order. BALLIN!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730686
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh_hardware

    I am a white and shiny robot who accomplishes difficult tasks with utmost friendliness to the humans around me. However, there are some things that I just can't or won't do.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730688
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnair

    Holy shit, flight! Genius! I bet no one's ever thought of having that superpower before!
    >> trapchan 10/04/08(Sat)00:14 No.2730689
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactogogue
    I um.... I ...produce lots of milk?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:15 No.2730697
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animation_stand

    I bring animated characters to life to do my bidding
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:16 No.2730709
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate_Cop

    I'm a karate trained police officer from the future.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:16 No.2730710
    >>2730683
    ....point.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:17 No.2730718
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Lexington_(1825)

    I float.
    >> Publius 10/04/08(Sat)00:21 No.2730741
    >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroelectric_power_in_New_Zealand

    So Water and Electric powers?

    And I'm from New Zealand.
    >> HiddenKrypt !kbKrhQTmts 10/04/08(Sat)00:22 No.2730745
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
    OH FUCK YES. OH FUCK YES.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:24 No.2730757
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-speed_rail_in_China

    My power is obvious...I'm Chinese.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:24 No.2730758
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply

    I can bend corn
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:24 No.2730760
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    Grainfield! He menaces with the power of Grainfield Township, Gove County, Kansas!

    He has the power to teleport anybody he sees to the township of Grainfield Township, Gove County, Kansas at will.

    Legends say, when he's really angry, he can teleport them directly to the township's only cemetery, also named Grainfield...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grainfield_Township,_Gove_County,_Kansas
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:26 No.2730774
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki
    I am a goddamn lava viking.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/04/08(Sat)00:27 No.2730779
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funeral_of_God

    Looks like I get to kill god(s)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:27 No.2730784
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Bruneau

    I am the master of the opera, and I can make someone feel any emotion possible with mere words.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:28 No.2730796
    >>2730745
    AWAY WITH THEE
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:30 No.2730806
    >>2730758
    Nah you're just an elaborate hoax
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:33 No.2730814
    >PEN/Ralph Manheim Medal for Translation

    I am fluent in every language, and am ambidextrous (but only for the purposes of transcribing text)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:33 No.2730819
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Arad_(industrial_designer)

    I guess that means I have a shitload of skill points in engineering in general and can animate objects? (can make tables climb walls?!?!?!?!!!111)
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:34 No.2730826
    >>2730779
    No, no. Just one.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:35 No.2730829
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galle_(Martian_crater)

    I can summon fiery rocks from the sky to vanquish my enemies.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/04/08(Sat)00:36 No.2730836
    >>2730826
    awww thats no fun
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:39 No.2730854
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barracks

    Two words
    ENDLESS INFANTRY
    >> Commissar Internet !!49Ay+6zEbfG 10/04/08(Sat)00:40 No.2730858
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristina_Calder%C3%B3n

    I get to summon an old lady to do my bidding. FUCK YEAH BROWNIES FOR EVERYBODY!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:41 No.2730863
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir,_Jenin
    So...what? I can control a small town?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:42 No.2730868
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammey_Marsh_Lock

    Boring enemies to death.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:42 No.2730869
    >>2730819
    You are also Jewish.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:42 No.2730872
    >>2730858
    +>>2730854
    =
    BEST FUCKING IG ARMY EVER HOLY EMPEROR THIS IS AMAZING
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:43 No.2730875
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_evidence

    ...uh... yay. I guess gives me Phoenix Wright powers of awesome attorneyness.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:44 No.2730885
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu_season

    I've got a Pandemic... well not a true pandemic... but pretty damn close

    Fucking Madagascar...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:45 No.2730886
    >>2730472
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:46 No.2730889
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botell%C3%B3n

    I have the ability to summon parties of young people with alcoholic drinks. Anywhere. Any time. I need to get together with that Australian beach party guy above. The two of us together would make an awesome crime fighting pair. Though... replace the crime with drinking and the fighting with sex.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:46 No.2730895
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrochilum_cobbianum

    I have the ability to grow plants at a rapid rate, even in cold temperatures or high altitudes.
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:47 No.2730900
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_Breathe_Act

    I am Freedom to Breathe Man! So long as I live, no man, woman, child, or animal will have to fear their right to breathe being taken away!

    .......As long as they live in Minnesota, anyway...
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/04/08(Sat)00:48 No.2730908
    >>2730900
    so your power makes it impossible for people in minnesota to die by asphyxiating?
    >> dice 1d100 Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:49 No.2730917
    >>2730908
    That, and I punch anyone I see smoking square in the mouth.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:50 No.2730919
    >>2730908
    Suddenly everyone in Minnesota takes up hobbies involving diving.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:54 No.2730947
    THE RULES HAVE CHANGED, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M USING ED FOR MY POWERS!

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rinster17

    fuck, i' have the power to turn into an emo attention whore fat girl who is is crazy, a college dropout, apparently quite rapable

    this sucks. :C
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:54 No.2730948
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifecasting

    Let the clone wars begin! Assuming I can find souls for all these bodies, that is.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/04/08(Sat)00:54 No.2730953
    >>2730328
    since my power there only has one application and can only be used once, I decided that I'd have another go

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug

    I now regret that decision
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:54 No.2730954
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu_season

    I've got a Pandemic... well not a true pandemic... but pretty damn close

    Fucking Madagascar...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:56 No.2730960
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratinocyte_Growth_Factor

    I heal stuff
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:56 No.2730962
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Gregson-Williams

    Musical composer. I control, and attack with, sound waves. Bad habit of making music related puns, taking too long during fights to attempt to make the killing sound waves sound like musical score and is often accused of toying with his opponents because of using weaker attacks than necessary to prolongue the battle long enough to completely recreate full musical pieces.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:56 No.2730965
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwood_Township,_Michigan

    Boo, hiss. I gain the ability to turn trees in to HUGE FREAKIN BOATS.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:56 No.2730966
    >>2730900
    >>2730908
    >>2730919
    As a Minnesotan, I'm suddenly far less claustrophobic. Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:57 No.2730972
    >>2730953
    you have the power to make people roll for anal circumference at will
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)00:59 No.2730982
    >>2730954
    >>2730954
    RAGE AGAINST THAT ONE FUCKING PORT.
    >> Rick Dominated 10/04/08(Sat)01:00 No.2730993
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1917_in_literature

    Uh...I can gain powers that I read from books, but only ones Published in 1917!
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/04/08(Sat)01:01 No.2730996
    >>2730954
    fucking Madagascar indeed

    annoying bitch of a game
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:02 No.2731000
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photo_restoration

    just call me SHOOPERMAN
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:02 No.2731001
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_De_Poli

    Aw yeah, guess who has all the powers of antonio de poli now, motherfuckers! ME.

    I have the power to be Italian, AND a polititician. AND FUCKING A I'm now vice-chair of the European Parliament's Committee on Fisheries. FISHERIES, GODDAMN HOLY FUCK.

    you guys can keep your flight or abilities to shoot electricity, FISHERIES!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:02 No.2731010
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_murder_and_the_death_penalty

    The power to enact the same fate that murderers deliver upon their victims.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:05 No.2731019
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_preparedness

    I have the ability to avoid earthquakes, and protect people around me from them . . .
    BE PREPARED!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:05 No.2731021
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_%22E%22_Ticket

    Fucking hell, what kind of powers do I get from this shit?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:05 No.2731022
    >>2731010

    ...

    You got the suckiest superpower of them all, as that requires no superhuman abilities whatsoever.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:07 No.2731031
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Kaczor

    w00t, super Disco DJ powers

    I'm head of the Disco Marines
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:08 No.2731035
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouydraguin

    Uh...I can summon a village full of batshit-wild French people who've all gone insane from being dragged across existence at my whim. And they, you know, do stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:09 No.2731040
    >>2731022

    Damn it. The Punisher said his job was cool.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:10 No.2731044
    /r/ing shoop of :awesome: face onto OP pic.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:11 No.2731047
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_All_Dogs_Christmas_Carol

    I have the power to drain all of the symbolism and grittiness out of older, darker cartoons, and make them acceptable for younger, more sheltered children.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:21 No.2731088
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Southern_Cross

    I have a killer theme song, and apparently run a catholic newspaper in Argentina which can only mean I can control the masses whit dissinformation about football and the virgin Mary.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:31 No.2731119
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Girl

    >"The painting has been interpreted as an allegory of the senses, contrasting the experiences of the blind and sighted sisters.[2] The former feels the warmth of the sun on her face, and fondles a leaf of grass, while the latter shields her eyes from the sun or rain and looks at the unusual spectacle of a double rainbow that has just appeared. Some critics have interpreted the rainbow in Biblical terms, as the sign of God's covenant described in Genesis 9:16.[3]"

    ...uh.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:31 No.2731120
    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanophryniscus_dorsalis

    The power to summon a giant swarm of the threatened Melanophryniscus Dorsalis toad at my whim. The toad is native to tropical and sub tropical regions and near freshwater marshes, so in those regions twice as many toads will come to my rescue. in colder drier environments half the amount of toads will come.

    They will help to probe out traps (so many toads will cause any trap to be sprung), identify poisons and toxins (with their ability to die easily), the ability to ward off disease carrying insects and the ability to swamp foes for a few turns, (more so if the enemy is afraid of toads)

    *note, cannot be used on the moon.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:36 No.2731140
    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brimfield,_Indiana

    The power to instantly know How far away and in what direction Brimfield Indiana is.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:37 No.2731146
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_double

    Fuck yeah, Unlimited stunt doubles!
    BBEG: "It's time for you to DIE! HAHAHAHA"
    Me: "One second."
    Double: "Awwwwww shit."
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:39 No.2731158
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda,_Azerbaijan

    I have the power to...fuck, I don't want anything to do with Azerbaijan
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:41 No.2731160
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soo_Yee_Po

    I'm ordained by a bishop.

    I'm a fucking paladin!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:41 No.2731162
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Benten_Online

    I am able to make anyone, anywhere spontaneously stand up and sing Oi! music
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:44 No.2731172
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covered_smut_(barley)

    Plague Marines!
    >> Papa Bear 10/04/08(Sat)01:45 No.2731176
    Queen of Japan
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Japan
    Apparently I can mimic the powers of other, more successful heroes, but they actually become less effective as I infuse them with needless electric energy.
    >>After many tours of hard sexual energy and costume change the queen of Japan became known well across country and town never giving in to a life of modest no glamour
    And I'm an oversexed drag queen. Great.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:45 No.2731179
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Telecommunications_Standards_Institute

    bwahahahahahaha - i can control ALL telecommunications in europe!!!!! i can mute france, bitches!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:47 No.2731183
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izzy_Young

    I have the power to cause swedish folk music to to flow from any stereo, speaker, or other audio device. damn.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:47 No.2731184
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_rule_for_Kolmogorov_complexity

    Oh shit.... I was divided by teh Zero
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:47 No.2731188
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabric_of_Reality

    I have the power to create alternate universes, but only after a long, tedious explaination of how that universe intersects with our own.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:47 No.2731189
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabo

    >Metabowerke GmbH is a manufacturer of a sizeable range of professional power tools.

    I have the ability to metabolize power tools, and adopt their components and function into my body for up to an hour. I can absorb a power drill, for example, and turn my hand into a large powerful drill.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:47 No.2731190
    >>2731119
    you can make pretty pretty rainbows. grats.
    >> Sir Lanternthief 10/04/08(Sat)01:50 No.2731202
    >>2731189

    GIGA DRILL BREAKER!! ?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:51 No.2731203
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_House_of_Commons_Page_Program

    I guess a can summon canadian pages to do my bidding. fear the mapple syrup drinking, french bastards!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:51 No.2731204
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Tasmania

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:52 No.2731206
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espionage

    Kinda speaks for itself.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:56 No.2731220
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu_Bu

    SWEET!

    Not only can I slaughter those around me, betray anybody I want....but nobody can pursue me either!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:58 No.2731223
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_High_School_(Los_Angeles,_California)

    One regular day at school I stumbled upon the true remains of Thomas Jefferson, high on coke, I decided to snort some of the dusty remains and became the Avatar of Thomas Jefferson. My powers include breaking all sorts of locks, chains and doors as well as giving speech to the mute. Also, I can buy anything from the French and no nigra can resist my charms
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:58 No.2731225
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0kizdere

    > İkizdere
    > Turkey
    > Anatolia

    FUCK YEAH! I AM THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:59 No.2731226
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrath_(comics)

    I'm not even gonna try this one. Too easy/stupid.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)01:59 No.2731232
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_United_F.C.

    I have the power to command football fans. prepare to be crushed by beer bellies.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:02 No.2731242
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercock

    I think I just won.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:02 No.2731243
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephunk

    I control army of brainless teenyboppers, I wield the power of plethora of overrated and conveniently placed marketing!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:05 No.2731249
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheon_(role-playing_game)

    wow. i guess i have the power to manipulate the course of world events to ensure i win life. with d6es
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:07 No.2731253
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_killer

    Ummm.....yeah.....too damn easy.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:08 No.2731256
    My first one is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wobulator

    I don't know what the fuck it does, so I decided to reroll and got this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indirect_inguinal_hernia

    It didn't seem quite deadly enough, so I tried again, and got this, aka a whole fuckload of chinese superhero's/gods http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiyuki:_Journey_West

    Dont fuck with me, I'm an entire cast of fucked up overpowered characters.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:08 No.2731257
    >>2731253
    I lol at the fact they ONLY mention SEED for planet killers..

    You can kill aplanet with COLONY DROPS dumbasses
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:09 No.2731260
    >>2731021
    you, sir, have all the powers of disney. use them wisely.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:09 No.2731263
    >>2731256
    Doesn't count due to rerolling.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:11 No.2731269
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hontai_Y%C5%8Dshin-ry%C5%AB
    Martial Arts, fuk yeah
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:12 No.2731272
    >>2731263
    Then how bout you explain to me what the fuck a wobulator is or does.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:14 No.2731280
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_in_Kiribati

    YES! MULTIPLE alternate forms.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:15 No.2731281
    Atomic Energy of Canada Limited

    You can turn into a nuclear maple leaf. It is a hundred stories tall and eats aborted fetuses. What has science wrought?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:16 No.2731288
    >>2731272
    From the sound of it, it has something to do with measuring the oscillation of the lightwaves from television sets.

    We can't all have awesome super powers, friend. Go into TV repair, make a buck or two. Move on.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:17 No.2731291
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_6,_2003
    summon hurricane, fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:18 No.2731296
    In short, it sounds potentially awesome, but is actually pretty mundane :(
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:20 No.2731303
    WTF do I do with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Seixas_da_Costa ???
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:21 No.2731308
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benson_%26_Hedges

    I uh, control cigarettes, and uhm, smoke and nicotine and stuff like that, I CAN GIVE YOU CANCER!!! AND IRRESISTIBLE URGES!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:24 No.2731315
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GABAB_receptor

    I guess, what I do is um, paralyzing stuff, making it so they cannot do anything, their hearts stop beating and ect, oh sure they can *want* to do it, but it wont happen, ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:29 No.2731329
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshly-Picked_Tingle%27s_Rosy_Rupeeland

    :(
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:30 No.2731338
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_of_the_Virgin

    Looks like I'm never getting any. D:
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:30 No.2731341
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time-domain_reflectometry
    Umm...I guess I reflect powers back at people...
    >> Personguy 10/04/08(Sat)02:31 No.2731342
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur-de-lis

    I posses unsurpassed battlefield know-how, fancyness, control of Scouts, and aristocracy.

    Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:36 No.2731362
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_of_White_Power

    I can cause others to become extremist fanatics to a cause of my choice.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:48 No.2731422
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDSIA
    Fuck yes, Artificial Intelligence. I can control computers WITH MY MIND.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)02:50 No.2731431
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_Quay,_New_South_Wales

    I'm guessing I can put a Starbucks anywhere i want.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:01 No.2731464
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Campbell

    The power of supreme badassery, tempered by and shelled out via my boomstick.
    >> Anon 10/04/08(Sat)03:03 No.2731468
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_rage

    I can turn black and rage.
    >> emaN 10/04/08(Sat)03:06 No.2731478
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collectanea_satis_copiosa

    I have the ability to prove anything as > than anything else, and whatever I prove becomes true.

    By the way, my ability is better than all of yours. gg.

    aka: Epic Bluff.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:06 No.2731479
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_MoveOn.org
    I have summon angry liberals.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:07 No.2731480
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Hargreaves

    I'm immortal, also a member of the Order of the British Empire.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:07 No.2731483
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkner_Island
    I guess I get frost powers. Or the power to be cold or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:09 No.2731492
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_Range_Express_(FREX)

    A bus that always has a stop where I need it and when I need it, and to the destination where I wish to travel. How it gets there is uncertain and always take 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:14 No.2731506
    >>2731431
    Oh, wow. No.

    Okay. You get the ability to turn into either a modern womyn or a modern "man". Let me explain.

    In Sydney, the Modern Womyn takes no shit from male filth, and demands HER way, because SHE is a goddess, SHE is special. Any man who denies her is sexist scum, and any man who stands up to her is the same - and neither of them "respect her femininity", because men just aren't as evolved and mature as women - her in particular. If a woman denies her, modern womyn or normal human being, they just want to be like her, or they are a tool of the patriarchy, or just not as wonderful as her, and that stupid skank should stop sucking dicks in a back alley, that whore, oi, male filth, RESPECT MY VAGINA.

    If you're a modern "man" you instantly lose any muscle you had, don a skivvy, start sipping a latte and meekly keep your eyes on the ground where they belong, scum, and exist only to treat womyn as they DESERVE to be treated, because all that whinging has you thinking that all womyn need their INNER GODDESS to be RESPEKTED.

    Fuck I hate sydney so much.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:19 No.2731522
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sekoff

    Well shit, uhm... I guess I'd have good grammar/punctuation and an eye for newspaper aesthetics ?
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:21 No.2731528
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/372nd_Military_Police_Company_(United_States)

    I have the ability to sense when and where someone is having harm inflicted upon them while they are helpless. To put it more simply, I have torture ESP.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:24 No.2731535
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_Village
    Once per adventure, I can summon a village centred on me and spreading out over 5.9 km^2 of land.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:24 No.2731536
    >>2731506

    Sounds like you aussies need to man the fuck up and feed your woman to a kangaroo or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:26 No.2731545
    >>2731506
    This is what misogynists ACTUALLY BELIEVE women actually believe.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:26 No.2731548
    >>2731536
    No, people in Sydney just think they're staring in Sex in the City. The rest of us are (more or less) normal.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:27 No.2731552
    >>2731506

    not as bad as brisbane though. at least sydneys has something going for it, what that is i'm not sure of though...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:29 No.2731558
    >>2731506
    A "womyn" clearly has the same delusions some patriarch might have, just in the reverse. Just grow balls and treat her as an equal, which includes scolding her for being impolite.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:30 No.2731564
    Heh I control your personal liberties and their law?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_liberty_laws
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:33 No.2731577
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_municipalities_in_Gipuzkoa

    ...
    ...
    ...
    Fuck

    Once per day, I can guess the population of a community with a 10% margin of error. This power takes into account all beings within the community, not just the primary race.

    After using this ability, the caster must speak with a spanish accent for 1d4 hours.

    If this ability is used within the borders of spain, the caster gains omniscience for 3d20 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:34 No.2731578
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lohengrin_(Sciarrino)

    read it and take a guess what my power is!
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:38 No.2731603
    Awesome, I got a Dutch Soccer Player named Arjen Robben.

    EXPLODING SOCCER BALL KICK
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:40 No.2731607
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphopantothenoylcysteine_decarboxylase

    ...FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)03:43 No.2731626
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_sector

    holy shit i cause black matter i.e. black holes : D
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)04:02 No.2731715
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM307_Advanced_Crew_Served_Weapon

    As long as someone has a hand on me, I can point and fire huge-ass bullets from my fingertip, possibly with the Noisy Cricket recoil.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)04:17 No.2731781
    >>2731558
    Doesn't work that way. You get swarmed by yet MORE of them. Not kidding, they actually come over and start howling. I've never run into aynthing like this in any other place in the world - except Sydney CBD. It makes me want to ram my fist into my balls over and over and over and over.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)04:22 No.2731807
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_galaxy

    This has so much potential...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)05:11 No.2732104
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Canada_Championship

    Flaming. Golf. Balls.

    In before rickrollamancy.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)05:41 No.2732254
    Thread has been archived on /tg/

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2730328/
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)06:23 No.2732462
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashaya

    I can summon cobbled roads to travel anywhere in the universe
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)06:56 No.2732636
    >>2730328

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadron_collider

    ...this... is going to be interesting...
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)10:53 No.2733585
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man_(video_game)

    FUCK YES GIANT LAWNMOWER POWERS.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)11:30 No.2733787
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antheia

    ...

    well, if it makes me like this guy then I guess I can't complain too much.
    >> Anonymous 10/04/08(Sat)11:53 No.2733922
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subject_Matter_Expert

    I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMETHING!


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