Shock you with his sockets, empty out your pockets,
The police look for a clue but all they will find is you.

He uses the night to slip past your sight.
Ninjas and pirates, they got nothing on this guy.

He’s sneaky and quiet, so keep your house lit,
Careful where you stand, careful where you sit ‘cause he’s a

Tin Can Hit Man
Try to catch him if you can

Secret robo agent with a secret robo plan.
Don’t you dare get in his way or he’ll take you out, with his death ray.

Tin Can Hit Man
Try to catch him if you can

Secret robo agent with a secret plan,
Keep your windows shut lock your doors airtight,
‘cause tin can hit man’s comin’ for you tonight.

Nananananananana necron!
Nananananananana necron!
Necron! Necron! nanananananananana necron!

>>2782286
I find this combo acceptable, and applaud /tg/ for not fagging it up.

Bravo.

>>2782286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnEeO6xyY8o

i aprove.

also, necron thread?

I HAVE NO LUNGS AND I MUST BREATHE.

>>2782383
*BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP*

MY MONOLITH...SCARABS...HAVE COME...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...

Wow, nice one /tg/, you kept a combo going.

>>2782434
OP here. Wasn't expecting it to go off flawlessly, but it was the dead of night and luck was with me.
Still, I fucked up in a couple places. Thanks for your patience all the same, /tg/.

The necrons should invent some kind of machine that makes walking faster.

>>2782508
Treadmi--NO WAIT
DREADMILLS

DOOMRUNNING! DOOMJOGGING! DOOMEATING! DOOMDRINKING! DOOMSPAWNING babies! You'll have so many doom-babies!

>>2782532
GAUSS BLASTING

>>2782535
THE SKILL YOU'LL INVENT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AWESOME FOR NORMAL SKILLS!

Similar to hump-catting?

>>2782532
DOOMRIDING!

Necronthirst now comes in SISTERS OF BATTLE.

Id like to come in sisters of battle.

>>2782541
They'll compete upon KRONUS, they'll march across all KRONUS, they'll break through squads that think they own KRONUS, then there'll be a tie and they'll be buried back in KRONUS!

Think fast, Drawfag.

>>2782549
KRONUSTHIRST, the drink that will make you
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAUSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

REQUISITION-ENERGY-REQUISITION-ENERGY
THE MONOLITH!

>>2782560
GAUSS BLASTERS
GAUSS FLAYERS
GAUSS CANNONS
MORE GAUSS THAN YOUR MONOLITH HAS ROOM FOR!

>>2782555
/r/ Necron Lord of All Kaurava coming upon Selena Agna with irresistible force.

>>2782567
IT'S LIKE NIGHTBRINGER IN A CAN
IT'S NIGHTBRINGER IN A CAN

NECRONTHIRST IS C'TAN LORD

>>2782573
Warning: May contain 100 Baneblades.

FUCK YEAH, NECRONS!

Did...did /tg/ just make Necrons awesome again?

HEY!

Do you want to feel SO NECRODERMIC?

Try NECRONTHIRST, the energy drink for Necrons that need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF UNDEATH.

Now comes in flavors like Spess Mehreen

>>2782590
IS THERE A METAL BOX FLAVOUR?

And WarpBerry!
It's like adding berries to a WARP STORM.

NECRONTHIRST NOT CUTTING IT FOR YOU?
TRY all new POWERFIST
Now with absurd amounts of ages ago screencap

>>2782587
It's like adding necrodermis to a WARP STORM.

WHAT IF EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED...
ROSE FROM THE EARTH?

When life gives you lemons you FIND AN UNLIFE.

STILL UNCONVINCED? CHECK OUT THESE TESTIMONIALS FROM REAL NECRONTHIRST DRINKERS

"..."
"..."
"..."

Make a NECRONTHIRST: Monolith edition

SOUND THE ALARM! You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY UNDEATHLY!

Do want.

>>2782602
GAUSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
You'll be good at it! It's an energy drink for C'tan!
C'TANERGY!

These aren't the Old One's puns, these are undeath puns. MONOPUNS!

"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"

What if everything you ever wanted...

CAME

IN

A

NECRODERMIS!

Necrontyr, CODEX EDITION! Now in all new flavours like:

DESTROYER!

WARSCYTHE!

And GAUSS!

You've had the Strife, now have the Life.. SLAYERS!

Now with glowing guns! Use your guns to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES!

With NECRONTYR anything is possible, like STAR GODDING! The gods you'll invent because you're TOO LOGICAL FOR NORMAL GODS!

You'll feel like a TITAN made of SCARABS!

"What about me and my Mechanicus?"

TECHNO-HERETICS! Turn that FORGEWORLD into a GORGEWORLD, where gorge is short for GORGING ON SOULS!

We interrupt this advertisement to FLAY YOUR SKIN!

Necrontyr now comes in SCARABS, with preposterous amounts of robots!

ROBOSTEROUS!

Think fast, psyk-fag, Necrontyr now comes in PARIAH!

AHHH!

WARP SEALING! Similar to STAR GODDING!

"Emperor, why have you forsaken me?"

CAN IT

When your god gives you lemons, it's time to FIND A NEW GOD.

Necrontyr NIGHTBRINGER! King of the C'tan!

UNNACCEPTABLE!

Become a Necrontyr and you'll ewin at EVERYTHING FOREVER! Like:

KILLING

SLEEPING

STARING

REPAIRING

and

DEATH!

You'll even win at IMMORTALITY! TOP SCORE!

Still unconvinced? Then check out these testimonials from REAL NECRONTYR WORSHIPPERS!

400 SCARABS!

Necrontyr, it's really- AAAAGH!

NECRONTYR! It's like undead souls in a can! Nerontyr is undead souls in a can! Necrontyr are space undead!

Warning: may contain traces of insanity.

i lol'd

>>2782601
What if everything you ever wanted...
CAME
IN
A
SINGLE UNIT ENTRY?

NECRONTHIRST
MONOLITH EDITION

With ALL NEW flavours like IMMUNE TO IMMOBILISATION, ORDANCE BLAST GUNS and CHEESE
You've tried the rattle - now try the BATTLE
-WINNER!
MONOLITH! Side effects include LOSING FRIENDS
Use your godlike tanks to RUIN EVERY GAME YOU PLAY
MONOLITH! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
*AAGH*
TELEPORTING - THE DEPLOYMENT METHOD YOU'LL INVENT BECAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO LAME TO USE NORMAL DEPLYMENT

someone do the first one

>>2782606
You'll be so deathly, the Grim Reaper will be like "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOWN" and you'll be like "Fuck you!" and kick him in the face with your NECRONTYR LEGS.

You'll have so much Necrontyr
NECRONTYR(AAAAAAAAA)
Gaussing all the time!

>>2782628
GAUSS BLASTING, GAUSS FLAYING, GAUSS SMASHING, GAUSS RUNNING, GAUSS WARPING, GAUSS BUILDING, GAUSS SCARAB SPAWNING.

You'll have so many scarabs!

5000 SCARABS!

>>2782636
Hey, go with the sure thing.
Don't gamble on your undeath.
WAAAAAAAAAAAARP STOOOOOOOOOOOORM
Try Necronthirst, the drink that will make you
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAUSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Way back in time there was a hell of a fight,
The Necrontyr went and set the galaxy alight,
'The Old Ones they fought back good and right,
Pushed them back to their planet of shite.

They found in their star a god of old,
And they dragged it out, which was mighty bold.
The star god did transfer their mortal soul,
Into bodies of metal cold.

Necron, Necron, They're the Necron,
And you can kill them all but they'll just come back along.
Necron, Necron, they're the Necron,
Cause they'll just keep repairin' on

This time around they were more than talk,
They beat the Old Ones so hard that it birthed the warp,
Even those Eldar could barely hang on,
The Necrons let the galaxy burn.

The Old Ones and their armies they were losing ground,
When all of those Enslavers they came around,
They wiped out any life where it was found,
The Necrons they went underground.

Necron, Necron, They're the Necron
And you can kill them all but they'll just come back along
Necron, Necron, they're the Necron
Cause they'll just keep repairin' on.

Now they starting to wake up from their eternal sleep!
To gather all the races for their star gods to reap!
And no race can attempt to stop them rebuilding their reign!
They took the galaxy once before they will do it again!

Necron, Necron, They're the Necron
Czevak's the only one knows how to bring them down
Necron, Necron, they're the Necron
Pity he's nowhere to be found

Necron, Necron, They're the Necron,
And you can kill them all but they'll just come back along.
Necron, Necron, they're the Necron,
Cause they'll just keep repairin' on.
(repeat)