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    30 KB Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:40 No.2827253  
    Macha keep her virginity for THE EMPERAH!!

    No wonder she cant get laid ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:41 No.2827258
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:42 No.2827260
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    Macha's virginity is reserved.

    For Slaanesh.
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:43 No.2827266
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    The emperor can only resurrected by her tender loving xenon-witch care.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:44 No.2827268
    requesting story about how the Emperor and Macha actually destined for each other but Eldrad just being a dick about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:45 No.2827273
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:46 No.2827276
    ITT one samefag who keeps pushing this macha x emperor shit
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:46 No.2827277
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    ITT we show our love for Macha
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:47 No.2827282
    Is dat sum incest time?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)04:51 No.2827291
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    Nah just some sister loving
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:00 No.2827338
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:01 No.2827348
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    Macha needs incest. Incest makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:06 No.2827370
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    Macha never get any... :9
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:11 No.2827391
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:12 No.2827393
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:16 No.2827405

    They're not even from the same craftworld
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:17 No.2827412
    40k can be grimdark... but it sure can be cute too

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:17 No.2827413
    Well this is /tg/ canon.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:23 No.2827437
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    >> Scottish Superior-er 10/18/08(Sat)05:24 No.2827439

    Bitch dont know about love can bloom.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:31 No.2827457
    Oh, for the love of Him On The Throne Of Earth, spare him.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:31 No.2827458
    I'm actually quite curious about how will the emperor will be resurrected. Anybody got any story or theory about it?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:34 No.2827470
    Yes they are

    At least if the novels are to be believed, they're biel-tan
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:35 No.2827472
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:37 No.2827484

    Weren't they both Eldrad's daughters? Or was that a /tg/ creation?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:50 No.2827555

    From a google search on them marcha is biel-tian and taldeer is ulthwe
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:51 No.2827562

    probably /tg/ creation as said they are both from different craftwrolds
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)05:54 No.2827581
    OR, Eldrad really got around a few millennia ago.

    I can totally see him one night standing every woman possible on their most Fertile night just to ensure lots of sprog dropping.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)06:46 No.2827767
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)07:07 No.2827841

    where do you got all this?
    >> Kain 10/18/08(Sat)10:33 No.2828455
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    Ah good morning /tg/

    I must say I'm disappointed in your progress, I'd imagined you all would have more posts

    Tell me... did it trouble you at first to learn this forbidden secret?
    >> Raziel 10/18/08(Sat)10:36 No.2828462
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    Did it trouble you when you cast me into the Abyss?!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)10:41 No.2828474
    Am I the only one who is noticing the slow slow updates of the threads?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:00 No.2828532
    I'd like to know too
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:01 No.2828536
    does this mean I'm destined for the Empra too?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:01 No.2828539
    who the fuck drew all these pictures anyway, and furthermore, is this drawfag still around?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:17 No.2828614
    No one is on...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:21 No.2828633
    So new they haven't even taking the plastic sheeting off.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:23 No.2828644
    Did it trouble your mom when she saw your ugly face?!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:24 No.2828650
    What happen if the emperor have sex with macha?
    Eldar and human will go hand in hand dancing in the meadow?
    Can love bloom on the golden throne?
    >> Kain 10/18/08(Sat)11:30 No.2828682

    no not rly


    I will explain more of this tale at a later time, for one does not start divulging everything to immediately please the masses

    For how would we have marketing and plot?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:31 No.2828683
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    Chink drew these, you must be new.
    Sent off to the army, if only you knew.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:38 No.2828731

    Even though we all know her as a redhead...

    My God, I like her better as a blonde
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:49 No.2828788

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:52 No.2828806

    all in favor of Macha's true hair color being blonde? and that her red hair is simply dyed as a result of her sexual frustration and depression?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:54 No.2828809

    Well considering that all of Chink's artwork can be viewed as Macha with blonde hair...

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:56 No.2828820
    your trolling aside, it wasnt hard to just give me the explanation that >>2828683 did. thanks.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)11:59 No.2828841
    Who the fuck is MACHA?!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:03 No.2828869
    the eldar farseer form dow dark crusade iirc
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:06 No.2828875

    my mistake macha is from the dow original campaign, taldeer is in winter assualt & dark crusade
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:06 No.2828880
    ok, thanks
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:17 No.2828932
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:17 No.2828933
    You know, with the fact that because the Emperor will never be accessed again by anyone except the Custodes

    And Macha will never learn her destiny...

    This love story... is on permanent hold ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:18 No.2828945

    It could be worse, we could go with C.S. Multilaser's color of silver
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:20 No.2828960
    It's easy to forget. She only appears in something like two missions, and nobody ever says her name.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:32 No.2829037

    his soul goes to the underworld, gives the neverborn the middle finger, reincarnates, and eventually rejoins it's bound exaltation.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:33 No.2829041

    Unless through a quirk of chance, Macha runs into Little E
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:34 No.2829049

    omfg a loophole

    Little E, as he grows up over time, eventually runs into Macha somewhere in the galaxy

    Beat Eldrad didn't plan for this
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:34 No.2829053

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:36 No.2829062

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:37 No.2829070
    Somewhere, the Sororitas are planning to celebrate with their new honorary member.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:40 No.2829096

    Wouldn't he then become Medium E?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:45 No.2829126
    Sudden pulse of angry.

    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:48 No.2829140
    HA, I think he should stay Little E simply because of the symbolism

    Even though he could be the same size of Big E when he grows up

    But hot damn, this is one hell of a loophole
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:54 No.2829176
    Too bad Macha dies in the Dawn of War II trailer. She never got any.

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)12:59 No.2829206

    Can't be Macha, because she's Biel-Tan

    That was an Ulthwe Farseer
    Unless Relic pulled a fast one and changed the original craftworld
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)13:05 No.2829231
    I wish they'd make the campaign Eldar Iyanden.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:02 No.2829537
    The lack of drawfags can only mean one thing
    They must really be doing a good job on the artwork they are creating
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:02 No.2829539
    So does thsi mean that when the Emperor finally gets her, Liivi will be related to the emperor through marriage?

    If that is the case, who could possibly want to even come close to hurting him while within the imperium?
    Especially with all the fanatical inquisitors that will be everywhere (if you thought they were religious BEFORE..) shaping up the imperium so that the emperor doeswn't look at them and frowns.

    Just frowns...
    That right there should cause the inquisitors t break down and cry like little babies, begging for forgiveness.

    Has tg found a way to give LCB a GOOD END?
    Also, a way to have someone punch Eldrad in the face.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:05 No.2829547
    Or they have finally been chased away by sagefags.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:06 No.2829560
    Nowthat we have 2 Macha, does that mean the commisar can get one as well from that other writefaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:07 No.2829566
    I support this idea.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:10 No.2829584
    I thought she wasn't a farseer?
    It was discussed that she's a warlock or some shit...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:13 No.2829601
    Speaking of that writefaggotry, why was it never finished?
    It seemed pretty good, from what I could tell.

    As did the vindicare/sister sinai writefagotry, as well, though that wasn't finished because the writefag was apparently banned or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:28 No.2829688
    Macha, the most beautiful woman in existence

    Emprah, the most awesome man in existence


    No wonder Eldrad became a dick
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:32 No.2829711
    don't think you are ever going to see the ending to those, I'm afraid...unless someone else finishes it instead of the original writeffags.
    >> Macha 10/18/08(Sat)14:33 No.2829717
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:34 No.2829725

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:40 No.2829761
    Be happy, Macha!
    You get to help your sisters boyfriend out by making him related to the one guy no one in the inquisition can look in the eye and accuse of heresy, as well as get to have the Emperor be your first!

    And see eldrad punched in the face.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:40 No.2829762

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:41 No.2829771
    this thread is samefag all the way through
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:43 No.2829780

    I think she's in shock
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:46 No.2829803

    One person doing this entire thread?

    Who knows, but it's made an impact nevertheless

    The previous thread that started the whole thing is already 10 and up on the positive side
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)14:53 No.2829842

    It's at least two :3
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:03 No.2829897
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:12 No.2829947
    what series is this?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:14 No.2829959

    moar specific plz
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:18 No.2829978

    who are these people from? macha and such
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:19 No.2829983
    They're such good friends :3
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:20 No.2829985
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:22 No.2829994
    Dawn of War series

    Even though Macha was BARELY mentioned at all in the game, her popularity soared when this pic surfaced by Miko
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:32 No.2830046
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:35 No.2830062
    Dawn of War for Macha
    Winter Assault and Dark Crusade for Taldeer.
    Nothing about Caerys?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:35 No.2830065
    Would this actually happen in case the Emperor woke up?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:35 No.2830068
    I'm going to make a Sims 3 Macha and Emprah when it comes out next Feb

    And I don't care about the warnings of Securom, EA is actually now pressured into taking it away
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:37 No.2830077
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:37 No.2830078

    I think Emprah is going to open a can of SHIT on Eldick
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:38 No.2830084
    >open a can of SHIT

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:38 No.2830086
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:38 No.2830089
    Fine, too. But I thought Selena was too busy humping her statue.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:39 No.2830096
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:40 No.2830102
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    Nah, that's Saint Anus.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:40 No.2830107

    you mean the compressed septic tank that's collected the Emperor's wastes for over 10000 years?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:43 No.2830115
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:45 No.2830134
    Much lolling was had.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:47 No.2830145

    dude, that's like a fucking shit nuke
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:49 No.2830155

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    ................../ .../
    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.............. ...'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.•´
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:52 No.2830173
    Caerys or Taldeer confirmed for Dawn of War II
    Macha still not getting any. Why does Relic hate her?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:54 No.2830186

    And that my friends, is how the Emperor is going to start off his revenge on Eldick
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)15:54 No.2830188
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:20 No.2830323
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    image dump
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:21 No.2830332

    Good lord she's stacked
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:30 No.2830364
    I support this idea
    Also, can anyone imagine family dinner there?
    We have Eldrad, the Emperor, Macha, Taldeer, lofn and liivi, at minimum...is it wrong to want to laugh crazily at the mental image I get from Eldrasd and the Emperor trying to outdo one another in being awesome to lofn, culminating in a horrible war that slaughters all necrons because of her wanting one of them as a playmate?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:40 No.2830408

    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/18/08(Sat)16:43 No.2830426
    I dono last time I had a family get together half of my sons died...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:43 No.2830427

    All the Emprah has to do is remind Eldrad of his omnihood

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:43 No.2830435
    I know there's been some samefagging, but I'm really enjoying all these macha pictures, most of which I've not seen before. Keep posting assholes!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:46 No.2830462

    That's what you get for having cloned sons, and so damn many of them

    Plus not BEING there for them when they were growing up in foster homes kinda hurts them too

    How about you have one child for now, and the PROPER way through the birds and the bees, and raise him/her with your hottie future wife Macha, and actually convince the Eldar to stop being such arrogant fucktards and realize that humans are violent and awesome to the extreme
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/18/08(Sat)16:47 No.2830473
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    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/18/08(Sat)16:49 No.2830484
    they WERE proper births.... and also YOU try keeping track of 20 some odd kids... shit aint easy when you have a wole fucking GALAXY to run!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:50 No.2830497

    lofn and liivi?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:52 No.2830502

    Who was the mother then?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/18/08(Sat)16:53 No.2830512
    I'm sure there were quite a few...... Man last time I hold an Imperial orgy.....We needed the troops they said, Emperor ou need a son they said...

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:57 No.2830531
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)16:58 No.2830546

    Shoulda waited, never procure 20 sons, half of which would turn on you and damn you to a throne of goldeness

    Plus now no Macha
    >> Former prince Clovis, Chaplain of the Pretty Marines 10/18/08(Sat)16:59 No.2830551
    >no one in the inquisition can look in the eye and accuse of heresy
    As I recall the answer I received to this question when asking a inquisitor was " like hell I can't"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:01 No.2830559
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    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/18/08(Sat)17:04 No.2830571
    Yeah you can say that shit NOW... But after the 4000th day of " OH EMPEROR PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE ORKZ ONE MORE TIME" You get pretty fuckin strung out and just want to fucking relax.... 20/20 hindsight yeah probably shouldn't have held the orgy.... Will I do it again? Eh theres just something appealing about red eyed fanatics willing to do anything for you....
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:05 No.2830575
    Bah, Eldrad could take the Emperor. Well, not take him, but certainly outthink him.

    And this Emperor and Macha stuff is bullshit. The Emperor was clearly gay for Horus, which is why he ignored every single sign and warning and sure his own immense psychic intuition that Horus was going to betray him. For the ultimate being he sure acted like an idiot.
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    Oh just retire and give control over to Barney the Dinosaur
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:09 No.2830587
    sage for b'harnee
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:09 No.2830589
    Anyone else noticed that the eldar word for human sounds like monkey?

    (I know, I am awesome)
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    Oh, fuck!!, how clever...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:14 No.2830616

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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:16 No.2830630

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:18 No.2830637

    Wait, I thought Iron Shrine Maiden hated /tg/ because some were to demanding and others didn't kiss ass enough. Is she lurking for ideas or are we just taking?
    >> Kain 10/18/08(Sat)17:31 No.2830705
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    It seems we have... how should I say, begun to rage on things that don't relate on the issue at hand

    Perhaps I should explain the next part...

    As you know, Macha is still a virgin and the Emperor is in a comatose, undead state.

    Eldrad is consumed by acts of dickery, and Tzeentch is ever working hard to keep Macha and the Emperor safe.

    Wait, safe you say?

    I'll explain: Macha cannot lose her virginity to ANYBODY ELSE... except for the Emperor. If something like this were to occur, it would create a temporal paradox

    And the Emperor cannot be allowed to die, for even though Tzeentch does not know what will truly happen if the Emperor were to die, he knows nothing good will happen in terms of the entire galaxy. Possibly... another temporal paradox

    As it is, neither one of the two are aware of this destiny, not even the Emperor. Macha is naturally unaware, but the Emperor is not either because he is a firm believer in surprises. Surprises are absolutely amazing, and make the moments more enjoyable.

    Eldrad hates surprises, so naturally he would gaze into the timestream to see every possible future

    And lo and behold, his vision of the Emperor's exalted manhood both not only destroyed Eldrad's self-esteem, but also any chance of the Eldar truly working together with the Imperium as an official alliance.

    As it stands, what chance is there of Macha, granted she even learns of her destiny, of ever seeing the Emperor on the golden throne? For her, this will remain unknown for the time being...

    But as for the Emperor... *kain laugh*

    Well... heh heh heh... right before he slept into the comatose state, he saw an image materialize in the distance that only he noticed from the golden throne.

    It was Eldrad, who was dancing up and down like an idiot, mouthing the words in Jim Carrey fashion "IT WAS ME"
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    And held up a picture of his unborn daughter, Macha, in all her hotness and glory that he himself drew from his visions, and mouthed "YOUR WIFE, NEVER TO BE"

    And promptly gave the Emperor the finger

    As it is, the REAL last words the Emperor whispered were:

    What a dick...
    Vae Victus my children
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:32 No.2830714
    oh, come on...
    you don't know who lofn is?

    I'm pretty proud of this idea, actually...
    Also, come on..lofn, the Emperor, the couple of taldeer and liivi all together in a picture, with lofn sitting cutely in the Emperors lap, while he reads her a story about some knight saving some princess...you going to tell me that doesn't sound daawwww-worthy?

    Have the inquisitor go up to the Emperor, fully awoken and standing like a motherfucking god before him, and have this inquisitor say that without blinking and so help me, I will go and be a hero.

    These people live their life where the Emperor is everything there is.
    There is no way, no fucking WAY, that the inquisitor can go up to a living Emperor, look him in the eye and accuse THIS guy of Heresy.
    No fucking way.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:37 No.2830756

    I need a d'awww worthy image

    Makes my day better
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:40 No.2830768

    I can actually hear you in my head.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:41 No.2830781
    >neither one of the two are aware of this destiny
    >But as for the Emperor

    Wait a second...

    Didn't that just contradict what you said?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:43 No.2830793
    Damnit newfags she's not blond, she will not be it is the will of the fa/tg/uy
    Fuck....b\unch of ya don't even know who chink is
    >> Kain 10/18/08(Sat)17:45 No.2830801

    Did it? I'll leave that for you to decide

    Remember, just because you know something does not mean you understand it

    Vae Victus /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:46 No.2830808

    If I remember correctly liivi is the name derived from the code number (IIIVI which all the converters I have have found say is 7) for the Vindicare Assassin from "Love can Bloom."

    lofn is the child of liivi and Taldeer.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)17:48 No.2830816
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    this is lofn
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:08 No.2830895

    how ironic
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:12 No.2830908


    I hope ya'll realize this is definitely a tragedy, with no hope of them ever getting together

    The Emperor will remain alive, but dead, on the throne

    And Macha won't ever have the chance to be with a lover
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:22 No.2830951
    Oh great, now we're back to grimdark

    Fuck, I thought this would accumulate in LIIVI and Taldeer being protected, the Emprah and Macha getting together, and all that warm loving stuff
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:23 No.2830957

    well you thought wrong! ;D
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:31 No.2830988
    I request an artwork of Macha eating a chicken leg
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:39 No.2831017
    They have lofn who Eldrad likes and if they won't get back together she'll get sad.
    So yeah, good luck screwing with liivi/taldeer with this guy around to plan on keping lofn happy.

    Also, they now have the Emperor.
    You know the guy?
    The one who keeps all 4 chaos gods away when severely weakened and half dead.
    Alonside the whole military might of the Imperium, and the Eldars, since both the Emperor and Eldrad wants this to end well, apparently.
    Also, Eldrad likes what liivi did to this other vindicare once, so he doesn't have much agaisnt them.

    All in all, liivi WILL get released, if he is captured in LCB or if it is just part of imber, taldeer WILL see him again and things won't get grimdark when you have the fucking Emperor himself watching over you and your family personally with the support of kickass dickish Eldrad.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:44 No.2831039

    Awesome thinking

    But I still think Emprah is going to punch Eldrad for fucking up in the first place at least
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:46 No.2831044
    In short, very little will be able to stop them, since they have the Emperor here, which means they have the SoB (their god-like person supports them? Why, it is obviously HERETICAL to not agree to it!)
    Same with the commisars.
    And Space Marines.
    And any IG group ever.
    As well as the Navy, since who would seriously want to fuck with the most powerful psyker ever when they depend on the warp to travel around?
    NOW someone tell me the inquisition will do anything but shit thei pants at the mere thought of causing the Emperor to frown, while in the same room as Adeptus Custodes and their Titans that were there to protect the Emperor.

    All in all, nothing will threaten Liivi and taldeer.

    Next up, lofn has heard about this poor sister of battle and her vindicare saviour.
    Loking at the Emperor and Eldrad with big, teary eyes, she meekly asks them to help those two get a happy life.

    Cue every single fucking Adeptus Custodes, Space Marine and SoB going and politely asking the people in charge of what happens to sinai to kindly fix her up without screwing anything over.
    And cue the inquisitor that planned all of that shitting his pants as Harlequins led by Eldrad personally comes and makes it very, very, VERY clear what will happen if he tries shit with them again.

    THIS is how grimdark is beaten, people!
    By cute lofn!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:48 No.2831059
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    Well... guess it's easy for Lofn to get away with anything when she makes new friends like popcorn
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:49 No.2831062
    Until lfon jumps at his knees, crying and begging him to stop (well, after one punch, since Eldrad REALLY deserves it).

    I'm completely serious.
    She could probably stop fucking KHORNE from anything but looking guilty at having caused her to cry.

    She is the ultimate combo with the emperor and eldrad to get peace and some anti-grimdark going.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:50 No.2831070
    Emprah punch -> liquefied Eldar.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:52 No.2831078
    This reminds me.
    Isn't lofn friends with a tyranids, who is connected to a hivemind?
    ...cue hivemind coming and consuming all those "nasty meanies" that tries to ruin her daddy and mommies anniversary?

    Holy shit, lofn befriends a grey knight?
    You know, this is probably the same one that attacked her parents and who she has made feel guilty.

    Her friendship power is fucking insane.

    Also, should someone archive this or, alternatively, make a new thread?
    This lofn idea seems like a good thing to kep going with.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:55 No.2831088
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)18:59 No.2831103

    Maybe, though he probably died after Taldeer went Mary Sue on his ass for nearly killing Liivi

    As for archive, yesh, though I'm afraid I'd archive the wrong description

    Funny how it just HAS to fit perfectly to properly represent the thread, much like movie posters
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:05 No.2831130
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:14 No.2831162
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    colorfag post
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:16 No.2831171
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    Postin Cute Lofn to conteract Shoggoth Lofn
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:16 No.2831174
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:20 No.2831193
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    and then... a random SoB encounter
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:22 No.2831203
    Just say it is about macha/Emperor sex.
    Add some comment about lofn and you're pretty much done.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:27 No.2831224
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    Postin moar Cute Lofn
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:31 No.2831241
    And Tau Gue'la=Gorilla
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 10/18/08(Sat)19:33 No.2831252

    Think its meant to be closer to the chinese for 'White Devil".
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:33 No.2831253
    well at least humans don't have a vagina on their forhead. fucking tau cunts.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:38 No.2831266
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:40 No.2831277
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    Hell hey, at least I didn't post this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:41 No.2831282

    Echinsu Ocha!!!!
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 10/18/08(Sat)19:42 No.2831288

    mm. makes sense, doesn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:43 No.2831298

    Archived, now where are these drawfags >:C
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:44 No.2831304
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    well this threads about dead/gonna be dead
    so lets get ready for a new one
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:46 No.2831312
    Let it die.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:47 No.2831321
    LCB guys will never let it die
    we can't stop them
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:50 No.2831336
    so which one will post the new one, if there is to be one?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:50 No.2831338
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:51 No.2831344
    good fucking god
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:56 No.2831379
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:58 No.2831391
    ??? what?
    not exactly hard to make a thread
    1:Pick Pick
    2:insert text and post
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:58 No.2831395
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)19:58 No.2831397

    >> Schrödinger !!HabIEzSQ0tA 10/18/08(Sat)19:59 No.2831402
    That spider is just too damned cute~ <3
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)20:07 No.2831457

    /tg/ - Arachnophobia
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)20:08 No.2831464
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)20:13 No.2831496

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)20:58 No.2831746
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    moar Lofn
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:02 No.2831772
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    >everything on this thread and the previous one
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:04 No.2831784
    where is her other hand?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:06 No.2831794
    So, when the next thread is done, I expect it to be archived as well, then?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:08 No.2831804
    You already know the answer to that.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:09 No.2831814

    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:11 No.2831824
    Reply limit reached

    Macha just brings threads in for some reason
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:16 No.2831852
    I think you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/08(Sat)21:36 No.2831975
    Continued in

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