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>DURR HURR HURR I LUV POINTING OUT FALLACIES IN AN OLD AND OUTDATED EDITION OF A GAME FULL OF FALLACIES FOR THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS

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rolled 4 = 4

Hold on, lemme see what all I know about them...

>>2838952
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING?!

Shit shit shit! I just saw one of these things in my kitchen, and there may very well be more of them. I understand their AC is quite high, and I'm only a 20th-level core fighter! What's worse, I haven't seen a mid to high level spellcaster in weeks! Am I screwed, /tg/?

Shit OP, I hope you can arm and disable traps.

If you can't you could try getting a house cat, but that's quite literally inviting a lion into your home. Be sure to keep it appeased!

Fellow citizen! Hasten thyself to the nearest shopkeep and inquire about "Mouse Trappynh Contraption". I swear upon the 7 Gods that such contraption can work marvels, and for only a pittance of gold!

>>2838967
Arm and disable traps? But... neither fall under any of my skills! I guess I could try the house cat, but I also don't have Handle Animal trained...

>>2838968
How might one use these contraptions?

>>2838983

That's okay, cats are immune to Handle Animal anyway.

>>2838929
It has very very high AC but a very low HP. try stomping on it.

>>2839008
Wouldn't I need a natural 20 to hit it?

Just go around delivering things for people. In about a month you'll have gained 6-7 levels thanks to the quest experience, and you can throw some of your skill points into handle animal.

>>2839016
So stomp it twenty times.

>>2839019
Jesus Christ, milkmen and postmen must be fucking BADASS.

>>2839019

by that time he might as well just charm the beasts into being his friends

>>2839036
The mail will always go through

ALWAYS.

>>2839036
Why do you think they get to go and fuck your wife everyday you go to work?

>>2839036
I would love to play this. A paper boy Paladin who just wants to be a good upstanding citizen like his dear old dad.

>>2838967

>try getting a house cat

NOOOOOOOO

>>2839019
He can always retrain

because any class is better than commoner... how about ranger?

your village could use a skilled woodsman, right?

or maybe a rogue or a... what's that super awesome class... wizard? nononono... was it artificer?

man, where is logicninja when you need him, he would save us ALL

>>2839035
You might not need to do more than one stomp, or you might never hit it.
Probability is stupid like that.

Bump. This thread is what makes /tg/ awesome.

>>2839047

I believe the saying is-
"through rain and sleet and hail and snow"
or some such

so why not ask one of these paragons of power to assist with your problem, surely they could help

>>2839057
paper boys would be like rangers, picking off their enemies from afar with their deadly daily newspapers.

Postmen would be like paladins, who have a solemn oath to always deliver their trusted packages/letters.

Milkmen would be like druids, who know the forgotten art of extracting milk from the great beasts only known as COWS, or sometimes even the lesser beast called a GOAT. They then bottle these precious elixirs known for their bone strengthening properties.

>>2839063
That's more cute than dangerous

>>2839063
I love that fuckin picture.

And the amusing thing is, she'd be totally fucking screwed in either nwod or D&D if they attacked her.

>>2839079Postmen would be like paladins, who have a solemn oath to always deliver their trusted packages/letters.

how do you make the postman fall

>>2838983
Don't worry, the DC of a mouse trap is quite low. Mice sometimes manage to disarm them completely untrained, even with the penalty for not having hands or tools.

Peanut butter gives the trap an additional +2 to hit.

It's okay, just do some menial tasks until you get a couple levels and then take a level or expert (basket weaver), weave baskets and trap the mouse under one, then continue making baskets for the experience, and sell them until you have enough to hire a mercenary to take out the mouse for you.

>>2839103
trip him and break his limbs. he can't deliver his mail and you've made him fall figuratively and literally.

>>2839103
You can make a postman fall by keeping him from delivering mail.

>>2839092
They have... what? A 1 dice pool? Factor in defense and we're looking at a chance roll. Yeah, there's a CHANCE they're going to hit her and make it hurt, but assuming she's averagely fit and knows how to throw a kick, I don't think they're going to last long.

>>2839103

by bearing false witness to his superior at the nearest temple to Federalis messengeris that he had tampered with your mail, or worst of all failed to deliver it.

this will cause the fall of even the greatest Mail Man

>>2839141
Hee hee, oh u. Housecats have defense pools of FIVE, which applies to firearms used within arms reach as well. She'd probably only have a defense pool of 2 or 3, each attack would strip away 1 defense plus be a chance die. She'd be as fucked as garou packs attacking lone kindred.

>>2839103
Move to a different house and watch from afar as he tries to gather information about your whereabouts.