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    209 KB Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:13 No.2842836  
    [**[ - EMERGENCY RE-TRANSMISSION IN PROGRESS - ]**]
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]

    People of the Imperium of Man! MY PEOPLE!

    I, the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp, uncovering all of it's secrets and knowledge! Using that, I have formed alliances with all who would rock out with us as equals.
    But now, after aeons of travelling and learning, YOUR GOD-EMPEROR WANTs TO PARTY DOWN WITH HIS PEOPLE!

    Come to the ten planets of the Phestos system, my people, and feast at my laid table! ALL TASTES WILL BE CATERED FOR!

    You want Titan arm wrestling matches? Then have them! Dark Elf guitar solos? I deliver! Techno rave cruises across the sun? The ships are already waiting, glow sticks awaiting distribution! Hardcore Chaos Rock! Tau Electro! Space Marine Heavy Metal! Pole dancing Sororitas! Techno Tank Races! I! PROVIDE! ALL!

    COME TO ME, MY DEVOUT DISCIPLES! TOO LONG HAVE MY CHILDREN FOUGHT IN MY NAME. TOO LONG HAVE YOU CRIED THE BITTER TEARS OF DESPAIR! COME, AND LET ME BE YOUR DJ AS WE ROCK ACROSS THE STARS!

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION ENDED - ]**]
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:16 No.2842851
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    HERESY
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)11:18 No.2842861
    >>2841437

    FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THE PRECEEDINGS.

    KEEP THIS PARTY GOING!
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:20 No.2842866
    ROCK FOR THE ROCK GOD! AMPS FOR THE AMP THRONE!

    CO-CAINE! CO-CAINE! CO-CAINE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:22 No.2842872
    >>2842866
    ROFLMAO
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:22 No.2842877
    >>2842871
    >and what does a commissar have to do to get some cocaine around here?

    Do it off the ass of a xeno. Feels good man.
    >> Grand Master of Assassins 10/20/08(Mon)11:23 No.2842878
    >>2842851
    I'd like to note that the High Lords fully support the idea of callidus, sororitas and farseers covering themselves in baby oil.

    Also, I'd ALSO like to note that the Imperium isn't lacking in commisars either...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:23 No.2842886
    >>2842851
    WE WILL ALSO HAVE BIGGEST MILITARY ORCHESTRA IN RECORDED HISTORY, READY TO PLAY ANY MARCH YOU WANT.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:24 No.2842888
    Wonder what Eldrad is doing now?
    Don't trust that dick...
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)11:25 No.2842894
    KNIGHTS IN SLAANESH'S SERVICE PLAYING LIVE RIGHT NOW!

    This one goes out to Shadowsun


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8LSQNdkXPY
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:29 No.2842903
    That weedbombing on Phestos VII was great...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:32 No.2842913
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    Okay, who ordered the Dominatrix Daemonette & Cocaine combo?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:32 No.2842914
    >>2842906
    Here, I'll get a line ready for you, sir.
    *prepares 2 lines and snorts one*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:35 No.2842918
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    NEW, IMPROVED MOBILE GOLDEN PARTY PALACE, COMPETE WITH STRIPPERS, ELECTRODRONES AND FUKLAW
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:35 No.2842919
    >>2842913
    FUCK YEAH!

    I GOT A PROMOTION AND A DD&C! THE EMPEROR PROVIDES!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:35 No.2842921
    This party is rocking so hard even the Squats are showing up for this bad mother fuc
    >> Grey Knight 10/20/08(Mon)11:43 No.2842935
    REJOICE IN THE COMING OF COMING!!!
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:44 No.2842936
    >>2842922

    SHIT! I'LL TAKE THE FUCKIN' FARSEER THEN!
    >> Lady Skyhammer 10/20/08(Mon)11:48 No.2842945
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    >>2842921

    Alright boys! We're back and accepted for as long as this party exists!
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:50 No.2842951
    >>2842939
    I THINK SHE'S USING THAT HUGE FUCKIN GAP TO CRACK OPEN KEGS! I THINK THAT FUCKING DOOMRIDER HAD GOTTEN A HOLD OF HER LAST TIME I WENT FOR A REFILL.

    BADGERDUNT! I DROPPED MY COCAINE IN MY BEER!
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)11:52 No.2842960
    >>2842945

    Holy shit

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LIVE FROM ACCROSS THE GALAXY.

    INTRODUCING

    THE SQUATS!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:52 No.2842963
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    >>2842939

    yeussh?
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:55 No.2842970
    >>2842951
    >BADGERDUNT!

    OKAY! WHAT THE GODDAMN IS A 'BADGERDUNT' ?! SHITFUCK THIS COCAINE MAY FINALLY BE STARTING TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD!
    >> Great Uncle One 10/20/08(Mon)11:59 No.2842985
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    Sup Guys! I took a wrong turn at Alberkerkie and ended up in an opium house


    Say! Is that whiskey I spy over there? :D
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)11:59 No.2842986
    MY KNIGHTS ARE TAKING SOME TIME OFF TO NAIL SOME DAEMONETTES AND SNORT ANYTHING THEY CAN GRIND TO DUST!

    We need more music!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:00 No.2842987
    >>2842945
    HEAT AXE?! DO WANT!
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)12:04 No.2842999
    >>2842986
    HERE YA FUCKIN' GO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU

    COCAINE BITCHTITS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:04 No.2843000
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    >Alberkerkie
    >> Cultist-Chan 10/20/08(Mon)12:05 No.2843003
    >>2842971

    weeehyyy uyu luuukein ete mye leke dat?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:05 No.2843005
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SHo-ux68Hs
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)12:06 No.2843008
    >>2842999

    AND WHILE YOU'RE SNORTING AND FUCKING DAEMONETTES LISTEN TO THIS SHIT! IT'LL ROCK YOUR LANDRAIDER!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ09asJ5474
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:06 No.2843013
    >>2843004


    HE'S CORRUPTED!!!! FUKLAW IS CORRUPTED!!! THE FUCKING SMILEY IS HAPPY


    OMFGWTFBBQFAESKJODFHASDJASHDJKLASHDASJKLDHASDJKLHASKLDJHASLKDJHASJKDHASJKLDHASLJKDHASJKLDHASDKLJASHD
    JKLASHDASJKLDHASJKLDHASDKJLASHDAJKLSDASD
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)12:08 No.2843017
    >>2843004

    YEA! JUST DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF OR I'LL SHOVE MY POWERFEET UP YOUR NARROW ASS LIKE A FAGGY CUNTDRIP!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:08 No.2843018
    >>2843004
    >>2843013

    His name is now LAWFUK
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:15 No.2843046
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    >Alberkerkie
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)12:26 No.2843081
    I GO AND TAKE A FUCKING A SHIT AND THE PARTY FUCKING DIES?! WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?! WHAT - THE - FUCK?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-fz0kwjDrg
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:32 No.2843094
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg
    PAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYYYYY! AAAAAAAAAAACCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:34 No.2843098
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    >Alberkerkie
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:48 No.2843162
    So where's Macha and the Emprah?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:49 No.2843166
    >>2843162
    still off having hot crystal bathtub sex i think
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)12:51 No.2843179
    >>2843166

    THAT ALMIGHTY SEX WILL LAST CENTURIES.

    AND SO WILL THIS PARTY!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:55 No.2843205
    >>2842836
    Eldar galaxy orgy mk2

    Slaanesh is pleased, nyoro~n
    >> Antony 10/20/08(Mon)12:56 No.2843215
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    Wryyyy!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:58 No.2843224
    >>2843098
    I think weird al said it best:

    >I said, A! (A!)
    >L! (L!)
    >B! (B!)
    >U! (U!)
    > .... . ....
    >QUERQUE! (QUERQUE!)
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)13:01 No.2843236
    >>2843224
    OH FUCK! TOMORROW'S MOTHER FUCKIN' WEASEL STOMPING DAY! FUCK YESSSSSSS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)13:06 No.2843247
    This thread needs more Sisters of Battle experiencing spontaneous orgasm at the sound of the emperor's voice.
    >> Antony 10/20/08(Mon)13:07 No.2843255
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    dont always need the emperor for that!!>>2843247
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)13:11 No.2843264
    >>2843215
    RRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVEEEE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)13:40 No.2843341
    This party shall not die!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)13:43 No.2843365
    >>2843341
    keep the party rolling we just need a bit longer until we can reload the bombers with more airborne drugs to spray over the northern continent to kick everyone back up
    >> Antony 10/20/08(Mon)13:48 No.2843392
    for all those angry marines out there!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:05 No.2843471
    I DO COCAINE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:14 No.2843530
    aerial bombardment of Dark Eldar sex drugs is commencing anyone on the northern continent prepare to get hotter than you have ever been before
    >> ... ... 10/20/08(Mon)14:15 No.2843538
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...!
    >> ... 10/20/08(Mon)14:16 No.2843542
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    >>2843538
    >> ... 10/20/08(Mon)14:20 No.2843568
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    >>2843542
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:24 No.2843585
    >>2843568
    >>2843538
    >>2843542

    Whoops, looks like we've pissed off the Necrons


    Go back to your crypts ya cranky-old beatniks
    >> ... 10/20/08(Mon)14:24 No.2843592
    >>2843585
    >> Gabriel Angelos 10/20/08(Mon)14:27 No.2843602
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    Fear denies parties


    So who wants to make out with my MONSTEROUS PUFFY BIG LIPS
    >> ... 10/20/08(Mon)14:28 No.2843608
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    >>2843568
    *Pew pew pew*...

    >:|
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:31 No.2843623
    Hey Dorn! Call up Nightbringer and tell him to recover his toys! They've migrated all the way over here!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:36 No.2843659
    >>>>2841437

    ARCHIVE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:40 No.2843685
    >>2843659

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2841437/

    It's THERE, but it won't show up on the list

    In fact a lot haven't recently
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)15:01 No.2843791
    *wakes up* holy....Hey look some coke *goes over and some off of Taldeer's chest* OH YEAH!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:06 No.2843820
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    >>2843791

    YOU GET OFF MY PRIMARY
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:07 No.2843825
    >>2843820

    Uh oh, Liivi's pissed
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)15:09 No.2843835
    >>2843820
    Relax man *picks you up and dumps you into a vat of ork beer* Feels good man
    >> LIIVI 10/20/08(Mon)15:14 No.2843847
    >>2843835

    *fires his exitus pistol with HE rounds*


    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

    *big ass explosion in addition to the 50 other something random explosions going off*

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............


    *flies straight upwards into the endless height of the Emperor's ceiling*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:16 No.2843858
    *roleplays shittily like it's neopets*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:19 No.2843870
    >>2843858
    NeoPets is still around?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:19 No.2843871
    >>2843858


    what can you expect, that ork beer is killa
    >> MysteryN1nja2333 10/20/08(Mon)15:22 No.2843884
    *sirs down in a dark corner, his face half-covered by a shadowy black hood*
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 10/20/08(Mon)15:27 No.2843909
    DEAR JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:31 No.2843931
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    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]

    *yells back to the crew* THANK THE GOD-EMPEROR WE DIDN'T MISS IT GUISE!!

    ATTENTION DEAMONETTE PLEASURESHIP, WE WILL NOW BE BOARDING YOU, *whispers* in more ways than one..., WE WILL NOW BE BOARDING YOU FOR A ROUTINE INSPECTION. PLEASE PRESENT YOURSELVES WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR SKIN, AND I MEAN NOTHING, WE WILL NOT WAIT FOR ACTION WHEN OUR BROTHERS CUM, I MEAN COME, ABOARD.

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION ENDED - ]**]
    >> MEANWHILE ON THE SURFACE OF PHESTOS PRIME Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:35 No.2843948
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    some supplimentary goods for the boss men...
    >> Sonderling !BQ3sED2yVs 10/20/08(Mon)15:37 No.2843959
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    *SKREEEEEEEEE*
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)15:39 No.2843964
    >>2843608
    ATTENTION NECRONS, PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR JANITORIAL DUTIES OR I SHALL BE FORCED DEPLOY OUR SECURITY FORCES AND CRUSH YOU.
    >>2843623
    DORN DOES NOT HAVE THE SKILL TO ORGANISE A PARTY SUCH AS THIS. I HAVE INFORMED THE NECRONS OWNERS THAT IF DONT BEHAVE THEY WILL BECOME SPORT LIKE THE TYRANIDS.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:40 No.2843971
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:41 No.2843979
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]
    KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM KILLSCREAM

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION NEVER ENDED - ]**]
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:47 No.2844014
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    >>2843979
    God-Emprah Damn It! I think they brought a few too many of these fuckin 'nids for sport. I'm so wasted I can barely hold a bolter, let alone put up with this fuckin hive...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:49 No.2844030
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    >>2844014
    don't worry we'll just divert a few titans from the race your way. they were only on lap 1,235 of 250,000 around the planet. hell they'll just do a restart after.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:51 No.2844043
    >>2844030
    fuckin good, i needa sit down, this shit's goin to my head. anybody have a couple thousand aspirin? hey papa nurgz, halp a nigga out...
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)15:51 No.2844048
    >>2843979
    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR ANGRONS POETRY.

    ALSO, THE SQUAT AND RATLING THROWING CONTEST WILL BEGIN SOON ON PHE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:52 No.2844053
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    >>2844043
    *garble* transmission failed *garble* user resubmit video input...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:54 No.2844070
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    >>2844048
    I LIVE TO SERVE YOU BITCHES, AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:56 No.2844097
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    >>2844070
    YOU'RE ON. LOSER GETS SUPRISEBUTSECKS'D. GET READY TO ENJOY MY RAZOR TIPPED TENTACLES IN YOUR STEEL ANUS DOUCENOUGHT.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)15:58 No.2844117
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    >>2844097
    i think you meant douchenought...
    >> AC/DC 10/20/08(Mon)15:59 No.2844122
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    ALRIGHT EVERYBODY IT'S BEEN A GOOD 39 THOUSAND YEARS SINCE OUR LAST PERFORMANCE,
    BUT NOW WE'RE BACK AND READY TO ROCK
    FOR THOSE ABOUT ROCK! WE SALUTE YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:00 No.2844131
    >>2844122
    FUCKING YEAH
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LXu8iHmpA
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 10/20/08(Mon)16:00 No.2844134
    The emperor has made a pact with slaanesh!

    HAIL CHAOS!
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)16:01 No.2844144
    >>2844122
    ATTENTION ALL PARTY GOERS:PREPARE FOR A 21 MILLION GUN SALUTE FOR OUR GUESTS.

    FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:05 No.2844170
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    >>2844117
    I WILL REND YOU LIMB FROM LIMB FOR CORRECTING ME, but seriously... thanks bro. WHERE WAS I? OH YES, LIMB FROM LIMB MOTHA FUCKA...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:07 No.2844183
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    >>2844170
    >>2844117
    HAI GUISE, C'MON NOW BREAK IT UP, THIS IS A PARTY NOW... LOOK I LOVE ME SOME BETRAYALS EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT LET IT GO. LIVE A LITTLE, LIKE YOUR BUDDY KHARN HERE.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:10 No.2844208
    FUCKING NEVERENDING CROWD SURF CITY!!YEEAAHHH!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:10 No.2844211
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    >>2844183
    *sniff* I'M SORRY MAN. IT'S JUST ALL THIS POSTURING *sniff* IT'S NOT REALLY ME. I JUST CAN'T GET ANY DEMONETTE'S MAN. I MEAN FUCK IT'S BEEN 13 MILLIENIA 354 YEARS 11 MONTHS 16 DAYS AND 32.45 SECONDS SINCE I GOT AN OUNCE OF POON. I MEAN FUCK!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:14 No.2844265
    >>2844211
    WELL THEN LETS CRACK THAT SHIT IN AND JAM A FEW IN!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:15 No.2844271
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    >>2844211
    Excusssse me but i couldn't help but overhear your conversasssshhhun. I jusssst happen to know a few ladies who might be interessssted in one ssssssuch assss yoursssself.... Won't be cheap, but I think you'll find it...worthwhile...
    >> Horus 10/20/08(Mon)16:16 No.2844275
    Dad...have you forgiven me yet? I'm really sorry...and well...I think it'd be great if we could be father and son again...I guess what I'm trying to say is: "Can I come to your bitchin party?"
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/20/08(Mon)16:21 No.2844328
    >>2844275
    Alright Horus....you can come
    But no staying out after 11
    You'e got school tommorow
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:24 No.2844352
    >>2844275
    You are now imagining The Empz and Horuse High Fiving while throwing up the Horns and Dicking thier way through a continent of Daemonettes and Sisters
    BEST REUNION EVER!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:24 No.2844356
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    >>2844271
    asssss a matter of fact, any of you pathetic losssssersssss that need ssssssome acssssshhhunnn and have ssssssome extra casssssshhh, feel free to pay me a visssssit
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)16:26 No.2844380
    >>2844328
    ALL GIVE PRAISE TO THE POWER OF ROCK, FOR THE PRODIGAL SON HATH RETURNED.

    FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, THE BLACK LEGION WILL BE SERVING DELICIOUS HONEY-ROASTED HAM TO ALL IN CELEBRATION!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:29 No.2844397
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    >>2844356
    *giggle* like uh hi, me and the girls were just wondering lol, like where are you from? because uh like that accent is like omg soooo sexy.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:30 No.2844406
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    >>2844397
    yeah, like we were all wondering if you might be interested in a gangbang
    >> ... 10/20/08(Mon)16:30 No.2844410
    >>2843964
    ... >:C
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/20/08(Mon)16:33 No.2844427
    Emperor here.. Yall fell for a Chaos plot... Commencing purging
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:33 No.2844429
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    INCOMING URGENT TRANSMISSION....

    ATTENTION PLEASE REMEMBER TO RECORD ALL EVENTS ON A DATASLATE THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS MAY KNOW THE AWESOME THAT TOOK PLACE HERE.

    IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH,

    YOUR LOCAL ADMECH REPRESENTATIVE

    END TRANSMISSION.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:34 No.2844437
    >>2844397
    REQUESTING ALL IMMEDIATE TENTCLE SHIPS MOVE OUT
    WE HAVE OUR OBJECTIVE!
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)16:34 No.2844439
    >>2844410
    DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE OR THE IRON WARRIORS WILL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TOMBWORLDS SO FAST YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.

    ATTENTION PARTYGOERS: MASSAGE STATIONS HAVE BEEN SET UP ACROSS THE SYSTEM FOR THOSE SUFFERING FROM MUSCLE FATIGUE FROM PARTYING. TRAINED SISTERS HOSPITILAR, DAEMONETTES AND ELDAR WILL SOOTHE YOUR ACHING MUSCLES WITH DEEPLY RELAXING MASSAGE AND SCENTED OILS.
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)16:37 No.2844463
    >>2844427
    PLEASE IGNORE THE FALSE EMPEROR. THERE WILL BE NO PURGING AS OUR PICKET SHIPS WILL DEAL WITH ANY WHO DARE TRY TO RUIN THIS PARTY.

    ATTENTION FARSEER CAERYS: TALDEER IS NOW HEAVILY LIQUORED UP. DO WITH HER AS YOU WILL.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:38 No.2844466
    This party needs more tits.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 10/20/08(Mon)16:38 No.2844471
    This is the last time I take a nap.......
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:44 No.2844519
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    Sorry I'm late to the party...
    Who's first?
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)16:47 No.2844543
    >>2844519
    ROGAL DORN VOLUNTEERS
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:47 No.2844548
    >>2843979
    Not sure how many people get the reference. Not sure if it was Killscream, but I decided to go with it. Shittiest battleship to work on, I tell you what.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:51 No.2844568
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    >>2844463
    NOT WITHOUT ME YOU DON'T!
    FUCK YEAR!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:52 No.2844574
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:57 No.2844606
    >>2844574
    FUCK YEAH, KEGNAUGHT!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)16:59 No.2844614
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    Let us party for the Greater Good!
    >> SCOUT SERGEANT RAGEICUS 10/20/08(Mon)17:13 No.2844694
    SO WHO'S GONNA TAKE ME ON IN A DRINK-OUT?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)17:26 No.2844755
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    >>2844614
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)17:40 No.2844853
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    Fellow Inquisitors,

    On behalf of the Bureau, I want to congratulate you all on not letting the Emperor die before Macha found him. Now let's hit the motherfucking Tau Electro Strobe-o-Sphere!
    >> Cottage Cheese Sandwhiches !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/20/08(Mon)17:43 No.2844876
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    >>2844853
    a challenger appears
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)17:57 No.2844955
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    THE EMPEROR WANTS TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GRAFFITI IN THE MOBILE PARTY PALACE'S GRAND STAIRCASE.

    WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU, TZEENTCH.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)18:15 No.2845086
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    >>2844955

    Just as planned.
    >> Kain 10/20/08(Mon)18:49 No.2845315
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    I must confess, this party is more awesome than what I could have done back on Nosgoth


    Not even Turel or Dumah got this wasted and somehow managed to recite Warriors of the World perfectly in full metal voice

    I particularly like the fact also that you turned mortal enemies into fellow partygoers, united the Chaos Gods and every other deity into one band of brotherly love... as well as any other female entity

    I applaud to you Emperor of Awesome, because that's what you are


    I approve of this party and I present you with a gift... this solid Orichalcum ring, made of the same material as your golden throne and armor, for you to present to that special someone in your eternal life...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)18:53 No.2845330
    >>2845315

    OH FUCK IF THIS PARTY COULDN'T GET ANY MORE AWESOME, MUTHERFUCKING KAIN, SCION OF BALANCE, IS FUCKING HERE WITH HIS SWORD, RAZIEL THE SOUL REAVER

    FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

    SHOW US WHAT REAL AWESOME VAMPIRES CAN DO AT A PARTY
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)19:28 No.2845519
    Is this archived?

    Honestly is it?
    >> Fexy !Efchz00JLk 10/20/08(Mon)19:47 No.2845601
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    PARTY, FUCK YEAH!
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)19:51 No.2845616
    >>2844275
    Ok, who the fuck cloned me again...ABADDON!!
    >> Indrick 10/20/08(Mon)20:03 No.2845701
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    SPESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PAHTAIE??
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:09 No.2845737
    BEST THREAD EVER!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:10 No.2845745
    Looks like the party's died down guys

    With the Emprah and Macha doing it like rabbits, this party just lost track after their presence left
    We should throw these more often, but not too much otherwise even we will tire and began to rage at how all the threads are nothing but party threads


    Once a month?
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)20:13 No.2845756
    I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED JUST SITTING THE FUCK BACK AND DOING COCAINE OFF SOME HOT SORORITAS ASS SO FUCKING MUCH.

    HEY...WHERE'S ME A FUCKING SISTER OF BATTLE?! I NEED TO DO SOME MORE OF THIS FUCK-AWESOME COCAINE!

    EMPEROR BE PRAISED!
    >> Stranger 10/20/08(Mon)20:16 No.2845777
    >>2845745
    It'll take at least that long for me to recover from the multiple heart attacks, various STDs, xeno bites, torn anus and bolter wounds. But I sure as fuck will be up for it again!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:18 No.2845783
    >>2845777

    Yeah, I figured ;)


    But in seriousness, party threads need to be cherished.

    I recommend the monthly party thing, failing that bi-weekly

    Or just weekly.

    Something, help me anon
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:23 No.2845803
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    >>2845745

    I JUST BROUGHT A SPACE HULK FULL OF CACACA-COCAAAAAAAAAINNNEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:25 No.2845814
    >>2845803

    HIT SOME OF THAT SHIT UP
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:26 No.2845823
    Well guys, i guess its time for the After Party
    Cue the Jazz and Billy Joel!
    >> Grandfather Dreadnought 10/20/08(Mon)20:27 No.2845830
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    WILL YOU PEOPLE KEEP IT D-

    WAIT A JIMMINEY_MINUTE!

    HAH, YOU CALL THIS A PARTY? LET ME SHOW YOU SOME REAL DANCING, YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS! MISTER DEEJAY, SOME SQUAT SWING, IF YOU PLEASE!!

    NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:29 No.2845836
    >>2845823


    I hereby demand an exceptionally drawn drawfaggotry masterpiece of the Emperor and Macha slow dancing with a jazz band in the background
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:29 No.2845839
    >>2845823
    We need Billy Joel and The Emps on Stage doing a "Piano Man" duet
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:34 No.2845871
    >>2845836
    Fucking Seconded
    and Fuck year piano man!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCyKcwvV5gE
    Epic after party music
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:35 No.2845882
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    >>2845836
    Second
    >> High Lord 10/20/08(Mon)20:36 No.2845887
    >>2845871
    We're gonna need a fuck load more lighters
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:37 No.2845888
    OMG I just read this out of Xenology:

    the fucking eldar captured several thousand years ago an insect-like queen which has the same pheromone thingie the tau etherals have!!
    there is a statement that they wanted to build up an "uncorrode" hive! tau's can't be corrupted by chaos!!! it all fits!

    is this canon???
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:41 No.2845913
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    PURGE YOUR SORROWS WITH DANCING!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6SO_yKMe8&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)20:52 No.2845982
    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SISTERS OF SILENCE

    I KNOW THEY HAVE TO BE THE POLE DANCERS IN THIS JOINT
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:28 No.2846192
    >>2845913
    fuck yeah death korp of krieg partying down
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:29 No.2846198
    IS THIS SHIT ARCHIVED OR NOT?!?!?!!

    suptg won't show anything
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:35 No.2846242
    Agreed. Archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:42 No.2846289
    WHEN ITS TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:47 No.2846321
    DA ORKZ ARE HERE FOR DE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-EST PARTY EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    WHY U START WIVOUT US??
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:51 No.2846351
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    ORKS IZ THE ROKKIEST!
    >> Macha and Taldeer 10/20/08(Mon)21:53 No.2846358
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    Hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooo boys, the Emperor and Liivi have agreed to let us give you a little show for tonight ;)
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)21:56 No.2846379
    >>2846321
    >>2846321
    DID YOU BRING ANY MORE BOOZE??!!?!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:00 No.2846397
    >>2846379

    Millionz o' kegz, o' kours!

    Enuff fungus beer an' squig-liquor fer every git!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:00 No.2846399
    >>2846358
    MILF and Virgin ITT
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:02 No.2846404
    >>2846397
    THEN WELCOME MY BROTHER AND WHY NOT JOIN ME IN A GAME OF "WHO IS MORE DESTRUCTIVE?"
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:07 No.2846432
    >>2846404

    Soundz gud ta me. Afta dat, I'm hittin da trakks wit my bike. Youz gitz neva seen sumting as fast az dis boy!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:11 No.2846456
    >>2846432

    WANNA BET!!!
    >> berzerker 10/20/08(Mon)22:12 No.2846471
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    WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:16 No.2846490
    >>2846471


    IN YOUR BODY!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:17 No.2846497
    >>2846456

    Wyy, you tink you got a pretty hot rig? I stole da inginnz from our Krooza, strapped sum wheelz to it, painted it blue fer luck, den coated it in red, soz it goez fasta! Den I bullied da lokal mek boy to strap on sum gubbinz, like flashy red lightz an sum bitz to make it even louda! Sumtingz 'bout air-o-die-nam-ekz, too, but didn't pay attenshun to dat.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:19 No.2846519
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    >>2846192
    You called?

    This song goes out to all those virgin demonettes... your time will come... shortly if i have my way...

    LET'S GET IT ON BITCHES, HOW'S BOUT SOME MARVIN GAYE?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA

    Everybody hold that special someone close...
    >> NIGHTWISH 10/20/08(Mon)22:21 No.2846528
    We heard the Emperor threw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhXxxWREo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GOHJAnVh4
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:22 No.2846535
    >>2846528


    lol, they didn't even finish the sentence and just started playing
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)22:48 No.2846672
    Damnit!
    THIS THREAD MUST NEVER END!
    >> Emperor and Macha 10/20/08(Mon)23:05 No.2846783
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    Nightwish is allowing us to perform their song "Bye Bye Beautiful" and will perform the background music while we sing together!

    *cue epic metal gothic music*

    Finally the hills are without eyes
    They are tired of painting a dead man's face red
    With their own blood

    They used to love having so much to lose
    Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins

    Did you ever hear what I told you?
    Did you ever read what I wrote you?
    Did you ever listen to what we played?
    Did you ever let in what the world said?
    Did we get this far just to feel your hate?
    Did we play to become only pawns in the game?
    How blind can you be, don't you see?
    You chose the long road, but we'll be waiting

    Bye, bye, beautiful!
    Bye, bye, beautiful!

    Jacob's ghost for the girl in white
    Blindfold for the blind
    Dead Siblings walking the dying earth

    Noose around a choking heart
    Eternity torn apart
    So toll now the funeral bells

    "No need to die to prove a lie"
    >> Emperor and Macha 10/20/08(Mon)23:06 No.2846788
    Did you ever hear what I told you?
    Did you ever read what I wrote you?
    Did you ever listen to what we played?
    Did you ever let in what the world said?
    Did we get this far just to feel your hate?
    Did we play to become only pawns in the game?
    How blind can you be, don't you see?
    You chose the long road, but we'll be waiting

    Bye, bye, beautiful!
    Bye, bye, beautiful!
    Bye, bye, beautiful!
    Bye, bye, beautiful!

    It’s not the tree that forsakes the flower
    But the flower that forsakes the tree
    Someday I’ll learn to love these scars
    Still fresh from the red-hot blade of your words

    ...How blind can you be, don’t you see...(x3)
    ...that the gambler lost all he does not have...

    Did you ever hear what I told you?
    Did you ever read what I wrote you?
    Did you ever listen to what we played?
    Did you ever let in what the words said?
    Did we get this far just to feel your hate?
    Did we play to become only pawns in the game?
    How blind can you be, don’t you see?
    You chose the long road but we’ll be waiting

    Bye bye, beautiful
    Bye bye, beautiful
    Bye bye, beautiful
    Bye, bye, bye, bye.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:06 No.2846789
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:15 No.2846841
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    >>2846528
    >>2846783
    >>2846788

    listening to

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhXxxWREo

    while reading this and imagining Macha as Anette
    and the Emperor as Marco...


    THIS THREAD IS TOO FUCKING AWESOME TO CONTAIN
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:18 No.2846860
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    THE EMPEROR WANTS ALL WHO ARE ENJOYING THEMSELVES TO SOUND OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ANYONE WHO DOES NOT SOUND OFF IS TO BE SHOT IMMEDIATELY
    >> Random Guardsman 10/20/08(Mon)23:25 No.2846895
    FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
    >> Random Guardsman !Mjk4PcAe16 10/20/08(Mon)23:26 No.2846904
    >>2846895

    and macha
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:27 No.2846916
    >>2844614
    i want these pieces!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:28 No.2846922
    HAS THIS BEEN ARCHIVED YET? JESUS CHRIST I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP YET WITHOUT THIS BEING ARCHIVED FOR PETE'S SAKE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:30 No.2846925
    >>2846783
    >>2846788

    \M/ >.< \M/
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:31 No.2846939
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    TANKRED HAZ COME!
    NOW THIS IS A PARTY!
    >> Antony 10/20/08(Mon)23:33 No.2846946
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    its the emperor and crew rolling in/out!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)23:37 No.2846966
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    >>2846946

    This made me realize something. Now with the Emperor back, he can resume being Santa Claus?

    And Macha becomes Mrs. Claus?
    >> Stranger 10/20/08(Mon)23:39 No.2846988
    >>2846966
    In before 40K Santa.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:01 No.2847105
    >>2846966

    macha in a christmas outfit BY this christmas at least

    DO IT DRAWFAGS
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:03 No.2847117
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    Hey guys, sorry we're late, but the Kroot Rave Sphere is up and operational, so grab your E and water bottles and shake what the Fio caste gave ya!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zENtEumtyBI

    Come on down to the other side,
    Come with us through the gates of hell,
    Where we’ll drag you from where you are to where you belong.

    There’s nothing, to fear,
    Your saviors, are here,
    The shift is coming down,
    Coming down,

    You, You look so precious,
    A diamond in rough,
    And you tried to escape,
    But were holding on,
    But we can’t sleep from the big system,
    They’re in my head,
    They’re in my soul,

    Come on down to the other side,
    Come with us through the gates of hell,
    Where we’ll drag you from where you are to where you belong.

    We are in your spirit,
    We’re everywhere you turn,
    From the cover undercover,
    The cover undercover,
    In your lover,
    In your brother,
    In your brother,
    The other’s,
    You, You look so precious,
    But now we’re on are way,
    And I am falling apart,
    I’ll get the waves,
    But I can’t sleep from the big system,
    They’re in my head,
    They’re in my soul,
    Through the gates of hell,
    We know you,

    The shift is coming down
    Coming down
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:08 No.2847155
    >>2847117

    APPROVAL LEVELS ARE HIGH
    >> ShadowAngle !!Iku5/GOwTj/ 10/21/08(Tue)00:14 No.2847192
    Today is the day that the 41st millennium reaches piece...

    for about 5 days tops. Then the Orkz get blood lust again, and fuck it up for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:18 No.2847207
    >>2847192

    there's always next month's party
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:19 No.2847216
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    Sweet lets go broth-............zzzzzzzzzz.....zzz.....mmmm battletoads....z....z....zzzzzz....
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)00:19 No.2847217
    >>2847192

    Blud lust? You must be konfuszin us wit doze Khorne boyz. We jus' waaaaaargh bekuz dat's wut we do.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)01:35 No.2847614
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    ...........

    I FIND OUT ABOUT THIS NOW!?!?!!?!?

    ...................................


    CONGA!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)01:40 No.2847638
    >>2842836
    I'm sorry, all I read was
    >AHHHHHHHH! AFTER 10 000 YEARS, I'M FREE!
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/21/08(Tue)01:47 No.2847677
    *yawn* oh man does my asshole hurt...MACHA GAVE YOU THAT STRAP-ON?!...oh..you weren't doin me, dad was..I guess thats ok
    >> ... Necron Lord of Dance 10/21/08(Tue)01:59 No.2847731
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    ...
    >_>
    ...
    <_<
    ...
    *does the robot*
    >> Masque 10/21/08(Tue)02:19 No.2847802
    >>2847731

    Ah, a duel, is it? I accept your challenge!

    Have at thee!

    *Places a rose between her fangs, grabs the Emperor, and commences the Tango.*
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)02:20 No.2847811
    >>2847731
    No offence "Lord of the Dance", but you're moving a little "Flatley".

    >>2847802
    Suddenly, a Solitaire slides on stage.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)02:22 No.2847823
    this thread is more heresy and rage inducing material then 5 flare trolls put together in a voltron esque fashion
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)02:24 No.2847826
    why'd all the fuklaw get deleted?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)02:24 No.2847830
    >>2847823
    I just imagined a bunch of trolls voltronning their desks together, with one going "AND I'LL FORM THE THREAD" landing on top and the whole thing collapsing under its own weight.
    >> Stranger 10/21/08(Tue)02:24 No.2847831
    >>2847823
    Wake a drawfag, preferably one that's still buzzed!
    >> Masque 10/21/08(Tue)02:25 No.2847837
    *trips*


    Dammit!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)02:28 No.2847844
    >>2847823
    >this thread is more awesome than 5 flare trolls put on fire. In a voltron esque fasion.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/21/08(Tue)02:29 No.2847847
    >>2847823
    *Throws you into a pit with 12 Eversors* Enjoy your rape
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/21/08(Tue)02:51 No.2847909
    SINCE THE PARTY IS DRAWING TO A CLOSE, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS PARTY, WITH SPECIAL THANKS GOING OUT TO:

    THE NIGHT LORDS, DIRE AVENGERS AND ADEPTUS ARBITES FOR SECURITY.

    THE BLACK LEGION FOR COOKING AND SERVING YOUR REFRESHMENTS.

    THE NECRONS FOR THE CLEAN-UP.

    MAGNUS THE RED AND ELDREAD ULTHRAN FOR PREDICITING EVENTS THAT WOULD HAVE RUINED THE PARTY AND PREVENTING THEM.

    THE GLORIOUS IRON WARRIORS LEGION FOR ORGANIZING THIS LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE. I AM PROUD.

    CRAFTWORLD IYANDEN FOR PROVIDING ME WITH SOME COMPANY, WITH EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS TO THE DARK REAPERS WHO CONVERTED THEIR REAPER LAUNCHERS INTO T-SHIRT LAUNCHERS.

    THE EVIL SUNZ ORKZ FOR PROVIDING VEHICLES AND FREE, IF DANGEROUS TRANSPORT

    AND MOST OF ALL, MY FATHER. AVE IMPAERATOR!
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/21/08(Tue)02:59 No.2847949
    >>2847909
    I AGREE WITH MY BROTHER, NOW EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER WHICH SHIP YOUR SUPPOSED TO LEAVE ON, ALSO ALL NURGLE WORSHIPERS PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR PLAGUES TO YOURSELVES WHEN YOU LEAVE.

    THANK YOU, AND IT HAS BEEN AN AWESOME PLEASURE ROCKING OUT WITH ALL OF YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)04:09 No.2848201
    OP of the first thread here.

    Thank you all for restoring my faith in /tg/ that we can have a fucking awesome time.

    Now let's get back to the real discussions. See you whenever the next party is held.

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION ENDED - ]**]
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/21/08(Tue)04:10 No.2848207
    OH FUCK, HOW LONG DID WE SPEND WITH THOSE TYRANID CHICKS?

    THE PARTY IS ENDING? NO WAY!

    WE THANK YOU FOR COMING AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR NOISE!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)04:41 No.2848360
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    Gentlemen, sound off with one more bout of manly tears for one of the best two-part threads to ever grace /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)08:57 No.2849148
    >>2848360
    AMEN BROTHER
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/21/08(Tue)09:13 No.2849184
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    FUCK SHIT GODDAMN! I PROMISED THE EMPRAH I WOULDN'T CRY!

    I'LL JUST TAKE THIS HOT-ASS SORORITAS WITH ME.

    AND THIS ONE....AND THAT ONE...

    FUCK! SEE YA NEXT TIME YA FUCKING CUNTWAFFLES!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/08(Tue)10:29 No.2849373
    Commissar Fuklaw's corruption got censored


    Inquisition at work, ALWAYS ;)


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