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    30 KB 4chan: The Trolling Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)20:54 No.2866424  
    They all knew of the 4chan. Most believed it to be a place of perversion and idiocy, where child porn and stupid image macros wandered free. A few saw it as a place of creativity, sociopathic humor, and innovation. Only a few Fags knew the truth.

    You are one of these Fags. Through the glory of the Internet, through the chaos of the Hivemind that is 4chan, you have attained Enlightenment. Your foes are many. Some ignorant, some fearful of the new entity that is growing from the endless ranks of the Anonymous. Your allies are 999, because Anonymous - the Ascendant Anonymous, the true masters of 4chan - are legion in the most literal sense. Of course, most of them are dicks... but then, so are you, so it all balances out.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)20:55 No.2866431
    I put on my robe and wizard hat...
    >> The bartender winked, and the lions exploded !!x4UZsNRzxWG 10/23/08(Thu)20:58 No.2866448
    what about tripfags
    >> 4c:TT Fag Power Sources Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)21:10 No.2866530
    Each Fag has their own power source, their own special area of expertise and influence in the Hivemind.

    The Endless Anonymous are the ranks of newly-enlightened Fags that have yet to develop their tendencies, or whom shun them to embrace their arcane, inherent anonymity. For most it is a temporary identity, as the Endless often fall prey to the evils that stalk the Fags, descending to mundane Anonymous quickly.

    Drawfags hold the power of creation in their hand. From images they craft ideas, and from ideas they can alter reality.

    Oldfags are well-steeped in the lore of the 4chan, and can delve into almost limitless pools of collective knowledge. You have to get up about 15 years ago to put one over on an Oldfag.

    Trolls harness the endless power of RAGE. Both the ability to instill it in others, and the ability to RAGE themselves. Wherever a Troll goes, he leaves a path of endless destruction.

    Mods have attained a certain amount of power in the 4chan, and enjoy a certain immutable, incorruptible nature. It's hard to mess with a Mod... especially once they bring out the eldritch might of the Banhammer.

    Pirates exist only to hoard the glories of the information age. They can swap out their accumulated information for power, in arcane bargains with the 4chan itself - specifically with the subentity known as /r/.

    Newfags can emulate just about any of the lesser abilities of their comrades, but without much of the success... and the fact that they're idiotic and universally hated complicates things a bit.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)21:26 No.2866633
    ...keep going
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)21:30 No.2866670
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)21:41 No.2866721
    And what of the Great God Moot?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)21:57 No.2866819
    /tg/ is droppin' mah posts. Hold on a bit.
    >> Tabrias 10/23/08(Thu)22:02 No.2866857
    this is one of the best things i've ever read.

    please continue.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)22:09 No.2866899
    continue plox
    >> DOOM RIDER buuzilla !VToGKC6AQY 10/23/08(Thu)22:11 No.2866910
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    Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
    Doom Rider.
    Na na, na na.
    He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
    Doom Rider.
    Na na, na na.
    Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
    Doom rider.
    Na na, na na.
    Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
    >> 4C:TT Power Groups Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:16 No.2866937
    Each of the seven major power groups is based around one of the sub-entities of 4chan, the Boards. Each board (even /ck/) has their own cabal of regular followers, but the Seven are the current heads of the Fags.

    The Seven are:

    /b/ - The Random. The rulers of the 4chan, ruled by the Net God Moot, The Random has few rules. Those that exist are mostly arbitrary, and unspoken, and changing constantly. It takes a special kind of madness to gain any kind of power in The Random, but those that do become unto gods.

    /tg/ - The Sons of the Pattern are seekers of the Great Laws that will enable them to lawyer all of reality. Also into grimdark.

    /co/ - The Keepers of Legend are intrigued by the myths of old, seeking the signs of the ones that will lead the world to a new golden age. Also fond of arguing about what's canon.

    /v/ - The Victors seek challenges, nothing else. Whatever is hard, whatever is eye-blisteringly impossible, that is what they must conquer. Prone to infighting over the slightest difference.

    /a/ - The Artisans are much like the Keepers of Legend, but their studies are far more mundane. They seek the glory of the everyday, the perfection of existence, and the bliss of the random panty flash.

    /d/ - The Deviants cluster around anything perverse, disgusting, or bizzare. New experiences, new conquests, new orifices. The freakshow needs its freaks, and on The 4chan, this is no short supply.

    /r/ - The Power Brokers. /r/ can give a man anything. Sometimes it comes free, when Anonymous provides. Sometimes it is not. More often than not, The Power Brokers - or /r/ itself - require a hefty tribute for anything of value. The Power Brokers both emulate the activity of /r/ itself, and seek to exploit it.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:24 No.2866987
    I'm an Oldfag, does that mean I can "delve into almost limitless pools of collective knowledge" and summon Elder Gods?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:25 No.2866996
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:26 No.2866997
    Yes. But they are the Elder Gods of the internet.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:29 No.2867008
    but what about writefags. Can't they ever get any love?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:30 No.2867018
    You know, an RPG based on the social structures, reputations, behaviors, and mythologies of 4chan would be pretty awesome. It would have to be subtle, though, and not blatantly meme-ridden and terrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:31 No.2867027

    What happens to people that go to more then one board?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:32 No.2867032
    You have no idea how hard I lolled'd.

    Got a bit abstract towards the end though, first post was the best.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:32 No.2867035
    I'd guess they either turn into some kind of horrible internet equivalent of a chaos spawn, or would have to constantly seek to balance the two powers out.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:33 No.2867041
    This already kicks the crap out of the new mage
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:33 No.2867042
    For the first draft, Writefags would be mechanically similar to drawfags.

    Memes are one way that Fags exert power on the world. The more overused and idiotic the meme, the weaker it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:35 No.2867049
    It's like multi-classing, only better.
    /v/ /tg/ /g/ /d/ fag here.

    Think about that for a minute.
    I seek the Great Laws, I'm depraved, and I seek to conquer everything. Also artifacts.

    I mean, what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:35 No.2867050

    ...What if the two boards I'm talking about happen to be /d/ and /tg/..?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:35 No.2867051
    >> sage sage 10/23/08(Thu)22:36 No.2867056
    I've seen things you newfags wouldn't believe. Attack trolls on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched b&hammers glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. When I'm gone all those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to sage.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:36 No.2867060
    You can GO to more than one board, and just about everyone does, but your ultimate allegiance belongs to only one.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:37 No.2867064
    Had this idea months ago.

    May make an attempt to go through with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:37 No.2867067
    What if our ultimate allegiance isn't one of those seven?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:38 No.2867073

    what happens to old memes, like Shoop da Whoop?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:39 No.2867075
    To be announced in further supplements(I'm looking at you /k/)?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:40 No.2867080
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    >Drawfags hold the power of creation in their hand. From images they craft ideas, and from ideas they can alter reality.

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:41 No.2867081
    Bingo. This is WoD style... a few major groups introduced at the start, the rest later on in splatbooks.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 10/23/08(Thu)22:41 No.2867082

    That was beautiful man; despite the sage.
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 10/23/08(Thu)22:42 No.2867086

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:42 No.2867089
    Most excellent, thanks Anonymous.

    I've been working on an internet-culture storyline for a bit now. This will serve me well for the 4chan arc. Stealan'.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:42 No.2867091
    The sage was necessary for poetic effect.

    Did I just write that?
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)22:42 No.2867092
    what are the effects of sage and age in this game?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:44 No.2867101
    *applauds* We need to get shit done.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:44 No.2867102
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    Well aware of that. But I get hated for all sorts of reasons now.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:45 No.2867106

    Drawfags = Toreador?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:45 No.2867110
    Unless you're Chink. Which is a lot like being the tactical nuke in a room full of daggers.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:46 No.2867113
    Fags can create Threads and draw power from them. This is a Troll's favored method of drawing strength from The 4chan.

    As a Thread - a collection of thought - grows, it increases in power. To Sage a Thread is to attack the Thread directly, to batter it down, to limit the power it can attain. It is possible, and probable as a Fag increases in power, to Sage a thread into Oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:46 No.2867114
    You'll always be the jet-pack and lasers to my heart.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:48 No.2867118
    Actually, Newfags are the most hated for their "gift". Drawfags just attract jealousy.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:49 No.2867125

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:50 No.2867127
    Would we go with the whole greenfaced suit-wearing Anonymous visage, or would we use a completely different image of Anonymous for this?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:50 No.2867132
    He came back yesterday. He's on leave for another... 11 days? You enjoy it!
    >> Tabrias 10/23/08(Thu)22:51 No.2867135
    i feel like devoting the rest of my life to making this into a completely playable system.

    is this awesome, y/n?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:52 No.2867140
    The faces of Anonymous are many, and depend on the Will of Anonymous. Anonymous may have the Green Face, the Face of Epic Fail... it may have the face of the Ninja or the Pirate... or no face at all.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)22:54 No.2867147
    every fag has there own reason to hate a newfag

    to an oldfag, a newfag is intolerable as they carelessly trample over lore of old

    to a troll, a newfag is an easy target, a quick meal, not so much hated as merely a convenient target
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:54 No.2867148
    No. We need it faster than that, unless you're dying in the next month.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:55 No.2867150


    HE IS?>

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:56 No.2867153
    >> Tabrias 10/23/08(Thu)22:56 No.2867157
    not saying it would take me that long, just saying i would keep fine tuning it forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:57 No.2867158
    this needs some kind of Forge game. rules light (read: short) with some kind of gimmicky mechanics and shared GM responsability. too bad I hate Forge games.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:57 No.2867159
    To the Drawfag, the newfag represents the irritation over potential mocked, as well as the hounds that yap at creation's feet.

    To the Mod, the Newfag represents the uncaring, those who have not been there long enough to know where the lines are, or to have reason to respect them.

    To the Pirates, the newfag is ally, forever providing a reason for existance.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:58 No.2867163
    I was thinking simplified WoD style.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)22:59 No.2867165
    Fags may take any appearance they wish. They are no mere mortals.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:01 No.2867176
    So, who all will be working on this?
    Are we coordinating the whole thing through /tg/ or somewhere else?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:03 No.2867180
    To the Drawfag, the oldfag is friend, appreciating their work and asking for that which they do easily.

    To the Troll, the oldfag is the most hated enemy, one that can identify them on sight and has learned how to battle them.

    To the Mod, the oldfag is neutral, simply another poster to evaluate. They may also be competition, because it is from the ranks of Oldfags that Mods are chosen.

    To the Pirate, the Oldfag is a hard sell, a hard mark who has already gotten most of what they offer.

    To the Newfag, the Oldfag is a condescending bastion of incomprehension, not grasping that the point of the 4chan is still fun.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)23:03 No.2867182
    mods hate newfags because of the volatility of their powers and their sheer stupidity, which when combined can create massive amounts of fail

    Pirates hate newfags because they arrogantly demand things without even bothering to complete even the most rudimentry of searches

    ...and I have no idea why a drawfag would hate a newfag...
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:03 No.2867184
    1d4chan, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:05 No.2867195
    Tripfags incite rage in any anon who sees them.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:07 No.2867198

    /k/ would make a good one. They could be the fighty types. There's /always/ fighty types.

    Of course they'd be bigotted fighty types who are plagued by constant infighting over the best methods of murderin' other sentient beings (the occaisonal non-sentient).


    /b/, erm, class I guess Fags would clearly be green-skin faceless suited Anons

    /tg/ would, naturally, be neckbeards - each and everyone. Like dorfs, almost.

    /co/, well, I dunno /co/ (superhero costumes?)

    /v/, I dunno. They're hard to place a visual description on.

    /a/ residents all look anime/manga styled - even if only vaguely. This grows as they rise further in power. At the highest levels they can't express emotion without the over-the-top methods used in anime/manga (like the sweatdrop, the HUGE RAGING HEAD, etc.)

    /d/ is dickgirls with a bazillion different appendages with even more uses. Each one is possessed of varying abilities based on their principle fetishes.

    /r/ looks like your backalley hustler. Big coat, and he has *everything* under it. Everything.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:10 No.2867215
    Silly Fag... Fags have no set appearance. Those are good stereotypical appearances - but generally speaking, a Fag's alliance changes their form just a little bit. The Sons of the Pattern gain a little weight and get a little hairier, Artisans get bigger eyes and smaller mouths, etc.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)23:11 No.2867218
    not all /d/eviants like futa

    if anythign a /d/eviant would display traits relevent to their fetish

    in mycase i'd probably have a bondage and tentacle rape theme going on
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:12 No.2867220
    Okay; how about taking all of these ideas, developing them all the way, and then stripping them of everything related to 4chan, simply keeping the archetypes and game mechanics, and create an entire new world out of that? One that could be taken seriously?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:13 No.2867230
    Because that would defy the entire point of making a 4chan RPG.

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:14 No.2867233
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    /k/ is like unto Khorne; the rage they/we contain is... Ever present...
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:14 No.2867234
    remove the word 4chan, and you should be fine.
    It's not like non-4channers would be able to understand anyways.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:15 No.2867237
    Drawfags are leery of mods, as they both act as sentry in their threads to remove the worst of the Trolls, but they also remove their more questionable efforts.

    Oldfags mock the Mods openly, knowing how slim their number and their efficiency are, unafraid of so small a force.

    Trolls cannot stand the Mods, as they're the only power that can truly confound their efforts, no matter what the Troll may try.

    Pirates love the existance of the Mods, often trading with them and offering favors in exchange for leniency...or for coming down on someone.

    Newfags share a similar outlook on the Mods to oldfags, though more out of childish jeering and humor than any actual cynicism.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:16 No.2867241
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:16 No.2867242

    Fair enough. Hell, following that sort of /d/ to other boards the Fags could display traits of their aspects of the boards (for fa/tg/uys, for example, there'd be guys who look like SPESS MAREEENS, Paladins (who fall over a lot), etc. etc.)
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:20 No.2867256

    Get to it!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:20 No.2867258

    Naturally. Which makes /k/ group Fags prone to being being Trolled or becoming Trolls themselves, having grown wise in the ways of Trolling in the hectic chaos of blood, bombs, blades and bullets that is /k/.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:20 No.2867260
    We need something 40K-ey too. Maybe they each get a tiny non-working boltergun as proof of /tg/hood?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:22 No.2867269
    /tg/ers draw on Rules for their power. An experienced Fa/tg/uy can draw elements from his favored games Ex Nihilo, as long as he knows all the Rules that govern them.
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    >> Tac ♥ 10/23/08(Thu)23:26 No.2867288

    I'd be a multiclass drawfag/writefag/oldfag.

    but I don't care enough to employ any of my class abilities.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:29 No.2867297
    Categories added to 1d4chan page. Someone wanna work on mechanics?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:29 No.2867298
    Fuck year. Since creating an entire system for this would be a pain, why not feed it into an existing system which is fun, light on rules, big on theme and is very quick to make new content for.

    I vote for FATE (SotC engine, seriously, anything more complicated than 4th ed. is a definite nono).

    I want a character. I'm a /v/, /k/, /x/ person here. What the fuck would that be like? Oh wait yeah /x/ isn't one of them. If it stays that way, maybe replace that with /tg/.

    No fucking idea waht my class would be. I mostly troll, sometimes pirate (not influenced by chan though), not a mod, stopped being a newfag months ago, still definetely not an oldfag, and have only tried daw/writefagging twice, both times with a overpowering majority, if mild, of positive responses.

    Fuck I'm going to be one gestalt/multiclassed/minmaxed/hard to play/whatthefuckdoIevenlooklikeguys sonnova bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:30 No.2867301
    Remember, ALL the boards have their own cabal. We just put the seven biggest up there to start!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:35 No.2867313
    Ah okay. So any other votes on the rules? I'm actually in the process of writing my own RPG world right now (I have most of the major races, some of the history, all of the current setting, all of the "flavour", a huge catalouge of weapons/creatures/etc, a tiny bit of the magic and a fair chunk of the creation mythos/"gods" done) of which the entire thing is very heavily influenced by the oldest, most undiluted western (and occasionally eastern) myth I could find.

    Doing something crunchy, silly and fun sounds REALLY good right about now...
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:37 No.2867318
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    /ic/ /a/ /tg/ /cm/ /m/


    I forsee terrible things coming from this.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:38 No.2867321
    As long as it isn't overly complex and has rules for social encounters as well as combat, anything works for me.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:39 No.2867322
    From /m/ here. What'd we be like?
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    What could possibly go wrong?!
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)23:40 No.2867327
    wait for you supplement to come out like all the other boards
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 10/23/08(Thu)23:40 No.2867328

    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:42 No.2867331
    Actually, now that I look at that, I'm probably a total writefag. Makes sense I guess. I do recall now some mentionable capers of the writefaggy nature on /v/ and /x/. /k/ I just trolled beautifully.

    If we could get a couple more people to volunteer we could actually have something testable really quick.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:45 No.2867338

    Multiclasses would naturally display traits of all their boards, but significant time would have to be spent for them to develop and they were be muted compared to one who had stayed pure. The cross-classing naturally prevents attaining the full potential of that board for the trade-off of flexibility.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:45 No.2867344
    Plop up your contributions on the 1d4chan page, let others refine them and add to them.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:46 No.2867345
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    THIS THREAD deems canon worthy, we should bring it to the raptor jesus or even the 'CATS'
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:47 No.2867347
    The 1d4chan page is already up, just head there and put your contibutions in. Others will come and refine them.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:51 No.2867360
    Doesn't that mean that ExaltedFags would be the most powerful?
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:52 No.2867368
    Two words:


    That said, the elder members of The Sons of the Pattern - the Neckbeards - lay down "House Rules" that limit the Rules that can be invoked without the consent of at least one Neckbeard.
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    Can't tell you what you are, but I can tell you what I just did.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/23/08(Thu)23:54 No.2867371
    only as long as you are able to keep your rules in power
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:54 No.2867372
    Fucking hot is what you are~
    >> Anonymous 10/23/08(Thu)23:57 No.2867383
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:00 No.2867393
    /v/ /tg/ /g/ /d/

    I build armies of sex robots and command them with my Laws, for the express purpose of conquering that which I have been told was unconquerable.
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:01 No.2867402
    Ok, back right up. I hate to say it, but /tg/ doesn't really fit. Everything else there are popular boards. /tg/, not so much. Moves like a snail compared to the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:05 No.2867416

    /tg/ is an author self-insert AKA mary sue
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:06 No.2867418
    /tg/ was declared "BEST BOARD" at one point. Though tiny, it is mighty.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 10/24/08(Fri)00:07 No.2867420
    i think its quite obvious why /tg/ has elected to include itself...
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:11 No.2867434

    /tg/ is where all the truly intelligent anons from the other boards will inevitably end up.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:13 No.2867446
    /r/ is popular?

    The place is friggin empty!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:14 No.2867449
    I had this idea a little while ago... And I'm kinda making a game like this already... But it's more an RPG about tg,ck,co,v,a and h. I've got the basic system down... It's like a Final Fantasy like RPG, just no random encounters... I'm making it for the DS. None of the art, sound or dialog is dont just story and the engine are being mulled over soon... I'll consider adding b,d and r... Perhaps r can be a shop. But anyway I like this thread. I give it a 7 out of 12
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:14 No.2867452
    >/tg/ declared itself "BEST BOARD" at one point. Though tiny, it is mighty delusional.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:15 No.2867456
    You know, I'm beginning to think this is true.
    I began my 4chan Quest about three years ago, on /d/, then moved to /b/, then quickly to /v/, then back to /d/, then to /g/.
    And now here I am.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:16 No.2867465
    Actually it DOES.
    Heres a freebie enemy (maybe a little bit of houseruling would be needed but not much, whenever I play I like to add stats. it's just weird without them).

    Internet Toughguy
    Pysical Stress [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
    Mental Stress [ ] [ ]

    Immune to Logic +2
    Rooted in IRL +4

    Endurance XX
    Might XXXXXX
    Intimidate XXX
    Trolling X

    "with a bellowing cry of "SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT ON THE INTERNET FAGGOT! THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS!", and a spattering of frenzied spittle on your back, you turn around to confront what appears to be a furious knot of muscle, bad haircut and cheap cologne, about 14 feet high which seems severely pissed off at you. The things rippling biceps obscure it's eyes and it's enourmous deltoids must have long ago crushed it's brain into a wad of chewing gum"
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:16 No.2867466

    agreed. I think it has been eclipsed by /rs/.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:16 No.2867469
    Internet toughguys are people who in IRL, are abusive assholes (so covered in womenz), dumb as fuck and so ripped they could pound a fag into paste by flexing their pinkies. Unfortunately, in the endless twisted planes of the internet, being ripped doesn't mean shit, a fact that only the Internet Toughguy could so spectacularliy fail to grasp. Internet Toughguys are incredibly slow thinkers, poor arguers and have zero creativity. They are frustrated with computers being more complicated than turning on their TV and so seek to weakly troll those more technically inclined to them, attacking such individuals with hilariously bad attempts at trolling. Internet Toughguys feel the need for the internet to have a clear cut pysical pecking order like in the RL that they are so used to, a fact which sends them into frothy sports drink induced rage when someone far smaller then them cracks wise. What Internet Toughguys lack in brain function they don't make up in sheer mind numbing persistence. Even long after an Internet Toughguy has realized that he cannot punch, locate or even see his opponent, he will generally keep trying to get his opponent to come right over to him for a smacking, which any fag with half a brain will decline, leading a cycle of retarded IRL bullshit spinning in the works for hours untill someone get's bored of antagonizing the blind ball of vulnerable fury and blows him off the nets for good"
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:18 No.2867475

    Apparently you have not been very active in visiting other boards. This is the best board on 4chan. Period. It's the least smelly turd in the pile.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:22 No.2867496
    What about /mu/?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:23 No.2867500
    A tasty nugget of corn, if you will
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:24 No.2867501
    >If I keep repeating the lie it'll become true!
    >> Tabrias 10/24/08(Fri)00:24 No.2867508
    that was actually my progression through 4chan as well.

    'cept for /v/, which i've always avoided like the plague.

    also, i still frequent /g/, and occasionally go to /ck/ or /co/

    also /r9k/
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:24 No.2867510
    At one point. So has /m/.
    /ck/, /po/, /p/, etc etc etc
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 10/24/08(Fri)00:25 No.2867515
    I'm sorry, it is true.

    it's good BECAUSE there are (relatively) few newfags, allowing creativity to shine

    and /tg/ gets shit done - no other board does that (anymore)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:28 No.2867526
    I call bullshit on you idea of being good, this place is a den of trolling and shit memes. The fucking image dump and fap boards have better conversation on average then here.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:30 No.2867534
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    the /mu/tants are a chaotic force that fuse together the techniques of the troll and the pirate.

    pic related; it's their faction symbol.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:31 No.2867544

    Ah. It is a troll. So noted. Everyone please ignore the self-validation seeking asshat. Attention will only feed it.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:31 No.2867545
    I'm thinking of some kind of lonely faggot who roams the internet forever, having set upon himself the task of finding, recording, and killing every paranormal, creepypasta, screamer, mindfuck, and wiccafag on the internet that has ever existed. A task so insane only one borne of /v/ would try it. The reason he does it is because of pure RAAAGE he has, the means are his /k/ weapon skills and his power comes from his huge knowledge of /x/ shit to fuel his writefaggotry powers. He would adventure to find, record and kill moar and thereby increase his writefaggotry powers.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:32 No.2867548


    pretentious hipster faggots

    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:33 No.2867549
    If we did have a vancian spell system, /x/ could have the special bonus of not counting anything as a "day" untill they sleep, which requires high DC saves to suceed in.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:39 No.2867564
    >>2867237 Trolls cannot stand the Mods, as they're the only power that can truly confound their efforts, no matter what the Troll may try.

    A exceptional Troll may occasionally learn the art of trolling the Mods themselves; this is the most deadly of the most perilous Troll arts, where even the slightest misstep by the practitioner can result in his banishment from existence itself.


    A Troll's most valued possession is his list of proxy servers not yet permabanned from 4chan. A Troll may route his data through any number of his proxies; any time that Troll is targeted by a Ban spell or effect, there is a 50% chance that the Ban will strike the proxy's IP instead. So, for example, if a Troll is behind 2 proxies, there is only a 25% chance that the Ban will reach the Troll instead of one of the two proxies.


    The Camwhore: A species believe to be a distant relative of the Troll, rarely seen outside of /b/ due to most other boards considering Camstitution a banning offense. True Trolls rarely tolerate their presence even on /b/, although they may be placated if their demands for exposed breasts (with timestamp) are heeded.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:42 No.2867574

    tbh, /mu/ has the best trolls on 4chan.
    >> Devil 10/24/08(Fri)00:43 No.2867579
    Hm. Perhaps I was wrong this summer.
    After the Mosaic setting finally congealed (after like 6 tries lulz) my hopes did indeed come about.

    Now this...

    Guess I'm an ex-/d/, still /s/ (main perhaps), /tg/, /co/ (sparingly), /b/, /r9k/ (like once a month)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:50 No.2867604
    /tg/ for the most part, with periodic delvings into /b/, /k/, /x/, and /r9k/. Also 420's /weed/, /tg/ and /sh/

    Where does /i/ come into play in this?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)00:53 No.2867616
    >(relatively) few newfags
    Doesn't mean less trolls. Admittedly ours are not as bad as some.
    >allowing creativity to shine
    >and /tg/ gets shit done - no other board does that (anymore)
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)01:11 No.2867682
    What aboot those of us who just Lurk?? :S
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)01:15 No.2867701
    They draw stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)01:19 No.2867711
    >BBBAAAAWWWWW FUCK 40k! look at my caps!
    >> Devil 10/24/08(Fri)01:21 No.2867723
    butthurt FagHammer
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)08:52 No.2869424
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)09:02 No.2869469
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:19 No.2869944

    A pretentious faggot appears!

    His huge caps may scare some newfags, but trolls and oldfags should be able to spot the fact that he's still as small and weak as every anonymous.

    Do not let this roach appear bigger than he truly is!

    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:25 No.2869974
    Anonymous used SAGE!

    But it didn't do shit!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:41 No.2870047
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    Anonymous only spent three minutes drawing, it's not very effective!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:47 No.2870075
    you know he's right. I mean, as of right now, Catachan-chan thread with 80 posts, Angron roleplay threat with 180 posts, "more imperium girls art plz" 40 posts.. And even then there are still three other topics on this page about 40k.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:51 No.2870093
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    Greeting from the true "Best board on 4chan".

    Of course you know which one I'm talking about. Don't pretend like you don't because there's no point resisting the obvious.

    You nerds can remain in your little backwater hole, imagining that you are in any way significant. Meanwhile, know that never in your entire existence you will be even one-tenth as epic as we are on any given day.

    ~Sincerely, your Superior.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:52 No.2870100
    I can still play my games during a power outage.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)11:55 No.2870110
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    Anonymous uses EDIT EXISTING PIC
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:02 No.2870141
    Too much power given to the newer boards so far. We need to delve back to 4chan's beginnings and form sects around the originals and earliest additions.

    Think along the lines of the oldfags of /c/ worshiping their lost flightless god Buki Buki, oldfag cults dedicated to the lost rites of /l/, references to the age before the Great Blue Plague, etc

    Newer boards like /co/ and /tg/ should be lower in prestige. Even /v/ didn't exist before Snacks came on board.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:11 No.2870183
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    Anon uses UNRELATED MEME!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:12 No.2870184
    Oh boy, an internet pecking order.

    Just what I always wanted.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:14 No.2870192
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:19 No.2870213
    That's what this thread is already doing anyway, by focusing on some boards and completely ignoring others.

    Just saying we should keep in mind the site's beginnings.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:21 No.2870222
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    Disregard that.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:22 No.2870227
    We cant ignore /tg, cause, well it's the board this thread is in.
    not everyone know everything about the memes of the other boards, so we statted the ones we were most familiar with.

    It's not about who's best, it's about who do we know better.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:26 No.2870243
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:27 No.2870251

    I don't know, but I find it fappable.

    Mmmmm...mega milk.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:29 No.2870263
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    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:32 No.2870277
    No this thread was an interesting attempt at making something interesting.

    He wasn't 'forgetting' about other boards. He was just putting in the ones that were most distinct and had qualities he could quantify.

    Besides this seems to be in the line of WW style games, so he can't just throw in 44 classes, that would be a little ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:35 No.2870288
    Would PedoBear a skill, a positive bonus, or a negative bonus???

    Clearly PedoBear would be a neagative for /h/ clan, a positive for /m/, and a skill for /a/...
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)12:39 No.2870304
    >a positive for /m/

    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)14:26 No.2870747
    /n/iggers- Living in exile after their home board got shitcanned, the master trolls of /n/- News now spread their filth throughout the Chan, never missing an opportunity to turn an interesting thread into a discussion of why niggers are sub-human.

    Some say they are as latter-day e-ninjas, moving silently across the countless Boards. Others say their mastery of empty rhetoric is so great, they can corrupt Newfags into /n/iggers after a single epic troll. But most say they're faggots with little or no grounding in reality, and that Moot was right to banish them.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)14:26 No.2870749
    Perhaps we could have Greater and Lesser aspects of Anon. We don't even need to include ALL of the boards; some of them seem to be full of the uninitiated after all; with almost zero connection to the True Legion. I don't think we can base it solely on board age; though. Some relatively recent additions have certainly come to define what 4chan is.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/08(Fri)14:41 No.2870812
    I've been thinking that something like this would be awesome for a long time now. Thank you OP, for coming up with a viable lore for the game.

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