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    210 KB hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)18:21 No.2952422  
    Epic campaigns summarized into two or less sentences, /TG/. Can you do it?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:22 No.2952433
    The quest for the Dark Tower
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:24 No.2952437
    In before a long run on sentence.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:24 No.2952440
    Kill the monsters; steal the treasure.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952449
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952453
    Phantasy Star IV. Steal from it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952454
    This reminds me of the Dark tower.

    Newfags won't get this.
    >> Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)18:26 No.2952457
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    People need help. You provide it through dance.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:26 No.2952460
    The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas.

    Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:31 No.2952484
    Dark elves smoke too much and have crappy gods.
    Kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:32 No.2952489


    Wot da zog?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:33 No.2952494
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    We know your out there, and we're coming for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:35 No.2952505
    The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:36 No.2952510
    You help the government silence its secrets, but what happens when they want to silence you?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952524
    Dreams happen in their own dimension of time-space. Can you find your way home?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952525
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    I thought I'd just leave this here.

    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952533
    It was the best of times and the worst of times.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:42 No.2952550
    I didn't expect this thread to give me good campaign ideas. But it is.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:42 No.2952552
    A black guy was just elected as president, you have a gun and a full tank of gas. Are you a bad enough dude to save your country?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:43 No.2952555
    >>A communist was just elected as president, you have a gun and a full tank of gas. Are you a bad enough dude to save your country?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:44 No.2952557
    The little girl who owns you is going slowly insane. Can your group of toys navigate her twisted mindscape and save her?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:44 No.2952560

    Hint: It's WAAARGH Da Orks from Rogue Trader times.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:45 No.2952567
    Time Nazis are coming to conquer the past. Can your army of dinosaurs stop them in time?
    >> Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)18:46 No.2952571
    The Bard BBEG has taken Yakity Sax as his theme song. Can you find a theme song awesome enough to defeat his?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952575

    Fuck. He's unstoppable!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952578
    You're saying the same thing in this instance.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952579
    Everything that dies comes back as a zombie. EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952588
    >>Time Ninja Samurai Berserker Vikings are coming to conquer the past. Can your army of overgrown, flesh eating armadillos stop them in time?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952589
    But the motive is different.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952593
    A strange man gives you a gun with 100 untraceable bullets, and the name of the person who is responsible for all the shit in your life. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:52 No.2952608
    You are standing near a mailbox. To the west is...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:53 No.2952617
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:55 No.2952620
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:56 No.2952626
    You are a team of delivery guys in ye olde fantasy world. Hijinks ensue as various monsters order pizza from you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:57 No.2952634
    Flesh eating pangolins, thank you, and yes, we could.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:57 No.2952636
    You've just been given a device that randomly opens a portal to someplace else. Lots of people will kill you to get it, but without it you'll never return home.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:58 No.2952641
    Your party is just a bunch of normal guys, but everywhere you go there's a bunch of smarmy heroes and a dickhead villain fighting each other. Can you survive and prosper while the epic battle rages around you?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:59 No.2952645
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:01 No.2952648
    This thread is so win.

    A man was locked in a room for ten years. Then he was released.
    >> Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)19:02 No.2952650
    A tyrant named Igniz has taken over the country. Join the resistance to try and free the land from his deadly grip.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:03 No.2952658
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    "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:03 No.2952662
    A western. In space.

    Say what?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:05 No.2952673
    A flying engine crashes in your room. A man in a bunny suit tells you to burn things
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:05 No.2952674
    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:06 No.2952676
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    "The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952681
    For the good of mankind, there has to be sacrifices made.
    >> Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952682
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    Lightning strikes. Everyone's gender is reversed.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952689
    A slow-acting, highly contagious, and seemingly 100% deadly disease has spread throughout the entire world. It seems unable to affect children twelve years old or younger.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952701
    "Suddenly, bananas! ...Thousands of them!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952702
    The Spice must flow.
    >> Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952703
    The Emperor challenges you to a danceoff. You have only one year to master the Funk Side of the Force.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:15 No.2952707
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    >> Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 11/06/08(Thu)19:16 No.2952713
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    Jesus came back on January 1st, 1918, and so did the magic. But this Jesus isn't real, and you have to deal with that.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:17 No.2952724
    I see what you did there.

    the BBEG have lost his phylectery ring. are you a bad enough dude to destroy it in a vulcano?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:18 No.2952728
    You stumble upon a genie, of sorts: for every wish he grants, you must sign a contract. No matter how carefully you read it, it's never close enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:19 No.2952738
    The hell?
    >> Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)19:20 No.2952748
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    You all play the greatest killers and monsters through out history. You've been brought back to make amends for your sins.

    (I might use this one)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:21 No.2952752
    You just had your fate tied together with someone else's. If either of you die, so does the other.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:22 No.2952761
    The world is broken. Find a way to stop Entropy itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:23 No.2952763
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    Your creations take on lives of their own.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:24 No.2952768

    Awesome if it doesn't end in a boss fight against Entropy made manifest.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:25 No.2952772
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    Related. Exalted, fuck yeah.
    >> hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)19:25 No.2952774
    Go look up the tv show "sliders".

    On the 21st of January, 2009, a gate to a world of caverns inside a giant hunk of living rock opens under times square. The living rock wishes to interact, and can grant great power to those it wants to, but other gates to other places are opening.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:26 No.2952777
    Your last breath escapes your body.
    But this is only the beginning...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:26 No.2952781
    There's more than beef hanging from the local butcher's hooks, and--shit, where'd my daughter run off to?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:28 No.2952795
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    "We will all kill each other.
    If I do not kill I will die."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:30 No.2952806
    Huh. Figures that someone had already done it. Thanks. On that note:

    Someone is trying to kill you, with no seeming motive and no explanation. As you try to escape, someone else grabs you and shouts, "Come with me if you wanna live!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:32 No.2952810
    You're from a small farm town. You find out most of the world is undead, and you're actually cattle.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:34 No.2952822
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:39 No.2952851
    "So glad that'chye 'volunteered' for me little exp'rment, 'ere. Dun' worra, this won' hurt a bit."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:42 No.2952861
    It is April 1964 and next week all Europe will be celebrating the Fuhrers birthday. What is the meaning of a fat pale body that has washed up on a Berlin lakeside?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952872
    The enemy has thousands of heavily-armed, gigantic
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952874

    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952878
    The enemy has thousands of heavily-armed, gigantic spaceships ready to lay waste to the planet. We have a protractor.
    >> That Damn Mouse 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952882
    Are you Inquisitors?

    No ma'am, we're musicians.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952883
    If you pass all the tests, you will be rewarded with delicious cake.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:45 No.2952899
    "Son of a bitch just stole my car!"
    >> Abaddon 11/06/08(Thu)19:46 No.2952902
    Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. He stole 40 cakes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:46 No.2952903
    Be the unwitting or witting instigators of the apocalypse of an alien species.
    Becomes gods in the interim
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:49 No.2952925
    So... I could be the little girl, and nobody would mind?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:50 No.2952935
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    revenge is like wine...
    >> Marca Reg !!XL717J3DDe9 11/06/08(Thu)19:54 No.2952944

    The darkness has already claimed an entire world, and untold millions of lives have been lost. Mankind's last best hope is two hundred million miles away and leaving fast.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:58 No.2952963
    A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 11/06/08(Thu)19:59 No.2952964
    We fought.
    We won.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:00 No.2952967
    So what the oracle said was true; we are mankind's best hope. Shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:06 No.2952993
    Veni, vidi, vici
    >> Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)20:06 No.2952994
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    The evil king is dead. Without your protection and guidance, his heir will die or become a monster like his father.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:07 No.2952997
    I just accidentally a whole bottle of cola. Is this bad?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:08 No.2953005
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    Fuck bitches.

    Make money.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:11 No.2953013
    The last thing you feel is a terrible chill overtaking you as you are run through. You awaken on the other side, the last duty you must complete still burning in your mind.
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/06/08(Thu)20:14 No.2953020
    OH SHIT.

    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:14 No.2953021
    We fought; we won. If you can call this winning.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:15 No.2953028
    You raised a prayer to the gods, and nobody answered. If you can't move Heaven, you'll raise Hell.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:19 No.2953039
    Just as you are about to once again become human, to finally lose the curse of damnation and vampirism, the police shoot you. What do you mean why, you killed two police in the middle of an apartment hallway, kidnapped three girls, and murdered a shop clerk.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:19 No.2953042

    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953046
    inherited a house and damned mice inside the walls won't let me sleep
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953052

    Too bad he fucked it up on the second try though.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953055

    This movie is fucked up. But it's good.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:22 No.2953061
    Commie penguins vs fascist polar bears. Even the Unconquered Sun has no idea what to do now.
    >> Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)20:25 No.2953075
    Did he? Could things have been fowled up because he listened to the legion of anonymous instead of trusting his well crafted writefag skills? Cause I didn't finish reading his second run through of the second part, since I felt he nailed it the first time.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:25 No.2953076
    Set off a trap, fall into a mind; symbolism is fun! A two backed beast, tight-packed and moving globs of meat, broken angels, insect-men and literally flaming gays.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:28 No.2953087
    Keep ignoring Creation in favor of banging Luna and playing the Games of Divinity.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:29 No.2953093
    He redid the second part? Was it the same idea (short scene in a future combat) as when he first posted it, or did he completely redo it?

    Damn, the things I somehow miss.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:32 No.2953099
    War. War never changes.

    Drink up, the world's about to end.

    No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

    Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:36 No.2953125
    Your side lost. Feel like going out with a bang?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:36 No.2953129
    Humanity lost the war. Feel like going out with a bang?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:38 No.2953133
    Way to go, you and your dumbass, magic-using friends nearly ended the fucking world. There's still a few stragglers here and there in England though, and you ARE the most powerful beings on the frigg'in planet now...so what now?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:40 No.2953137
    Fuck Dandelion-Eaters. Get Nuyen.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:40 No.2953138
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    glad someone read that book...
    >> hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)20:43 No.2953150
    Find me an ocean where water stands still. You'll find your answers beneath it.

    Also, SHadowrun is the answer to fucking everything.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:55 No.2953199
    >>SHadowrun is the answer to fucking everything.
    So you're telling me, if I buy this "SHadowrun," I'll get to fuck everything?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:57 No.2953206
    All the world will be your enemy, and if they catch you they will kill you.

    But first, they must catch you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:05 No.2953242
    Watership Down you were a great book. Now if I de-furry you, you're a great campaign?

    FUND IT!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:07 No.2953259
    His shotgun reloaded, John gunned the engine of his Kalasaki and flew off the side of the satalite being ripped apart by re-entry behind him. (Six rounds) he mused, (barely enough to kill even one dragon...)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:12 No.2953272
    What's the source on this? I know I've seen it before.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:12 No.2953273
    Beleive it or not, they actually did make a Watership Down RPG. Look up "Bunnies and Burrows."

    The system is fucking _ancient_. It came out in 1976, making it only two years younger than D&D.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:14 No.2953280
    Use a potion and kill main antagonist in the first fight with a lucky strike.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:15 No.2953283
    Kord has a bone to pick with a particularly nasty dragon, but he's too busy to kill it himself. He promises you some immortal Viking bitches if you do it for him.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:15 No.2953284
    GURPS Bunnies and Burrows is superior. And I have a .pdf of the original B&B, but I wasn't really thinking about playing as rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:16 No.2953286
    The Waking World and the Dreaming are colliding.

    Find a way to stop it, or you will (literally) be intruduced to your very worst nightmare.
    >> Hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)21:19 No.2953294
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:20 No.2953303
    >It came out in 1976, making it only two years older than D&D.

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:22 No.2953307
    Do also want source. Was there a pic related?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:22 No.2953314
    "Gentle readers, we have a problem within "Pride and Prejudice." Lizzie Bennett, it transpires, is actually an elderly man named Elminster, who claims to have been using something called a "Guise of the Thespian" and who has an accomplice within "Wuthering Heights," location unknown, called Drizzt Do'Urden."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:29 No.2953338
    Strange spirits promise to make your dreams come true, if you help their agents preform a dangerous ritual to merge two worlds.

    But be wary, powerful people are acting against you, fearful of the coming twilight.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:33 No.2953349

    He said D&D, not AD&D. And D&D dates back to '74. Get the facts right before "fixing", please.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:33 No.2953352
    D&D first came out in 1974, dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:36 No.2953368
    Bump for source.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:38 No.2953371
    >>It came out in 1976, making it only two years older than D&D.

    If D&D came out in 1974, and B&B came out in 1976, then B&B is two (2) years older than D&D! The fix is right! And here I thought fa/tg/uys were at least good at math.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:44 No.2953401

    This smells like troll, but I'll bite anyway.

    I was born in '88. My little brother was born in '90. He sure as hell isn't two years older than me.

    lern 2 math.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:46 No.2953418

    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:46 No.2953420
    Isn't this text from one of the xkcd comics?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:47 No.2953424
    "Hey bro, I just enrolled you in the Ultimate Fighting amateur competition! Your first fight is Friday, and check this--it'll be on live national television!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:56 No.2953459
    This is best if the person enrolled is a wizard equivalent. Or a bard.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:03 No.2953496
    Tenser's Tranformation
    >> Lady !yjS7Nj9Mpo 11/06/08(Thu)22:39 No.2953644
    Yes, but modified to look original.

    "Napoleon came back with his entire army--in undead form. The Immortals are manning France's entire nuclear armament, and the rest of his zombies were last seen marching into the Atlantic, headed west, bound for the Americas; meanwhile, a familiar red shadow overtakes Moscow as Stalin pays Putin a surprise visit."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:42 No.2953657
    Timetravel shenanigans; big secret book of corruption.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:46 No.2953679
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    The original was from XKCD.
    >> KingHavoc !!jtQXUhFGp59 11/06/08(Thu)22:46 No.2953683
    A mercenary team works in the future. Every plan fails dismally, but not enough to kill them off.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:49 No.2953704
    Russian vampires hide beneath Nazi occupied Moscow, trying to kill Hitler when he visits the newly renamed Hitlerstadt. The motherland must be avenged!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:51 No.2953713
    "He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:04 No.2953765
    I like.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:05 No.2953769
    War. War never changes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:46 No.2953911
    "He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:53 No.2953952
    The ancient magics and technologies you found last week were left by an ancient, star faring race. They know you having them, and they are coming to take back what is theirs.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:58 No.2953972
    They have awoken. Run.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:03 No.2953996
    You win for the 1984 reference, he loses for some stupid knockoff, that I don't care about.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:07 No.2954005
    Then came the message, tightly focused at our star, transmitted simultaneously by hundreds of their ships.

    "We know you are out there, and we are coming for you."
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    >He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:15 No.2954042
    "Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!"
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:19 No.2954069
    This is the world. Go kill stuff.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:35 No.2954146
    After all, we all make choices.

    But in the end, our choices make us!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:56 No.2954232
    "All right, you sons of bitches! You want to live forever?"
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    Fuck Yeah!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:59 No.2954237
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    Rasputin has sent a Russian spy to London in 1894 to commit murder and tarnish the credibility of Scotland Yard. Team up with Sherlock Holmes and solve the case.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954242

    Paladin falls, takes everyone with him.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954243
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954244
    in ad 2020
    war was begginning
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:02 No.2954251
    Ever changing chaos of limbo
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:10 No.2954271
    Please archive this, /tg/, this makes for some good writefag ideas.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:14 No.2954291
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:17 No.2954312
    A man's true nature is what he does in a dark room. It's time to turn out the lights.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:21 No.2954328
    It is done.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:23 No.2954345
    Here is a spoon.

    Kill God with it.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:29 No.2954361
    >Thanks for your request.
    >It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    >This thread has been requested 1 times now.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:32 No.2954369
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    You're as good as dead to your government, your friends, and your family. What now?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:32 No.2954373
    You are a bat. Defeat Ozzy or suffer the consequences.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:39 No.2954396
    The scientist from the future claimed your world was just imaginary, the result of a bizarre time travel accident that mixed fact with fiction.

    You shot him to death - now, how are you going to end the Great War that threatens to destroy the world?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:40 No.2954409
    Prove you're more worthy to inherit the throne of the Emperor of All Suns than any of your six siblings.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:41 No.2954410
    Here's your zap gun and your spaceship. Time to defend the Earth.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:42 No.2954417
    The world is unraveling beneath you. Will you try to stop it... or hasten it?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:43 No.2954423
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    You get a henshin stick that transforms you into a magical girl... except you're normally a guy!

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:44 No.2954424
    An alien menace invades the Earth, and you are the only one who can stop it. There are no crowbars.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:49 No.2954443
    All of reality as we know it is dependent on the continued existence of a single human being selected once every thousand years.

    He has just killed your family and everything you hold dear.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:50 No.2954448
    All the Supermen were killed during the first week of the alien invasion. Now it's time for Average Joes to step in.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:53 No.2954456
    I lol'd amazingly hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)02:19 No.2954521
    I'm game.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)02:31 No.2954552
    "Though it will cast heaven into hell, and shatter the pillars of the world. Justice will be done."
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:04 No.2954688

    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:13 No.2954723
    Shit, I read that book.

    By sheer supernatural willpower in a moment of crisis you become a god. You are now a piece in a much grander game.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:14 No.2954730
    You find yourself subconsciously drawn to a temple dedicated to the Wind. You have an affinity with the primal elements, and with practice, you can harness it.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:16 No.2954746
    You are dead. Would you like your possessions identified?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:16 No.2954747
    You've never believed in monsters.

    Turns out the monsters believe in you.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:17 No.2954755
    For the seventh time you open the door at the knocking and find nobody there. This time, though, you find a note that reads "We are all inside now."

    (Bonus points to anyone who remembers the thread I stole that from.)
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:18 No.2954757
    some fa/tg/uys did some low-level campaign ideas, I saved my favorites:

    A sixth grader has stolen the 2nd grade ball. Seeing as how you follow the playground rules of not blowing the whistle, you must get revenge as only second graders can - murder.

    Young, pink-haired and perky Stephanie West has been sent to Creighton to stay with her eccentric and roguish parapsychologist uncle Erasmus Pickman West, who lives on an airship floating just out of range of the towns 'bizarre emanations' which have twisted the townsfolk into grotesque forms - the 'Creighton Look'. With skills learned from her psychiatrist father, Stephanie must help Erasmus guide these unfortunates away from the worship of dark pre-human gods and put them back on the road toward good mental health!

    You find a kitten with a mangled foot by the side of the road. You recognize him as Mr. Mittens, belonging to the girl you've got a crush on. You have to get him to a vet, or he'll bleed to death.

    But you're recovering from chemotherapy, and you're allergic to cats. And it's starting to rain. But you have to get the cat to safety. You have to. You have to. You have to. God, it's cold. Hold him closer. You're both shivering. You have to make it. One step at a time. Don't fall. Don't fall.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:18 No.2954761
    Panzer Commander. Milkmaid.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:19 No.2954765
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. Because evil is my bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:20 No.2954771
    Let the Galaxy burn. Seriously, how did no one do this one yet?

    I choose masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)03:21 No.2954773

    from the "ways to fuck with your players in a meta-way" thread. i wish it had been saved tho, i wanted to steal ideas from it.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:23 No.2955031
    It was, actually. Delivered.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:34 No.2955068
    Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthanai?!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:38 No.2955072
    The gods are simply inhabitants of another plane, with a few weird abilities they find normal. They are drawn to Earth and imprisoned by their believers' faith, and it is up to you to set them free.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:39 No.2955080
    "A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world."

    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:41 No.2955085
    You awaken from "life" as a human to discover you are a child in the 33rd century, experiencing VR holo-learning as your generation ship travels to your new homes.

    And then your ship encounters something ...
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:44 No.2955091

    Nothin' furry 'bout Watership Down, boy.

    They're just bunnies. Not anthropomorphic bunnies. Not bunnies with human wants and needs. Just bunnies. That makes them not furry.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:47 No.2955095
    There's been a mixup, and Manny the Fluuznian loaded your ship with 3 tons of toxic waste, 12 tons of paperclips and thumbtacks, 5 tons of defective prophylactics, and 2.62 tons of pink-beige paisley wallpaper.

    And your ship has to find buyers in the Outback Nebula for all this stuff, or you can't make your ship payment, and your beloved ship will explode ...
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:50 No.2955096
    You really WERE a butterfly dreaming of being a man.

    Now here's your plasma rifle.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:59 No.2955106
    Ninjas have been kidnapped by the President.
    Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the ninjas?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)04:59 No.2955107
    "I can give you everything you ever wanted. Do you accept my contract?"
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)05:03 No.2955119
    A bitter man wronged by the world strikes back. You agree with him entirely, but can you let everyone burn to give him justice?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)05:06 No.2955130
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    The little girl that owns you has become ill, Boss has seen this before, it's a plague cause by diabolic entities inside of her. Can you and your Ham-ham friends shrink down and fight them off in time, or kill her before they start the phase to spread the spore? The fate of the world rests on your tiny shoulders.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)05:09 No.2955137
    Star Wars space zombies. Luke never whinned so hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)05:17 No.2955154

    > Star Wars space zombies. Luke never whinned so hard.

    Wined? Whined? Winned? Whinnied? Winded? Win Ned?

    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)06:45 No.2955336
    Communist robots are laying waste to europe. Take command of our own robots and save our allies!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)07:23 No.2955415
    save the world with your communist superobot pilot team against the neoceltic union of britain

    fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)07:34 No.2955455
    save the universe from the monsterminds.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)08:54 No.2955725
    HUTCHINS. My immortal foe.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)10:42 No.2956063
    >>Shit, I read that book.

    IIRC, it was called "The Girl Who Owned a City." Pretty good, too.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)15:17 No.2957128
    Holy shit thank you I was trying to remember its title and that was it.
    Only scene that readily springs to mind was when their guard dogs got poisoned.

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