Sound advice, Metal Boxes

I think I got everything.

threads like this are why i need a tablet

lookit wat i drewed

Shamelessly redirected to /ic/ or /b/.

I only need one thing.

This lever.

Easy enough.

>>3219135
have the threadmills power a pair of chanisaws+a generator :D

HARDMODE: the floor is now lava.

>>3219179
wouldn't the zombies be dead?

My fort made out of a sofa and some cushions will protect me.

>>3219187
yes, but so would you.

Somehow this seems right.

>>3219195
Oh no, I see no reason in playing this game any longer. You have won, I will not launch the ICBMs.

Boy, that was a lot of digging

flaming mcdonalds arches baby

Seen the black guy out first. It always works. Zombies loev the nigra.

Look out for the zombie with the top hat.

Hello Kitty Dreadnought

>>3219211
1) How did you get there?
2) How will you escape?
3) If you dug the pits yourself, how did you get back up?

i summon a portal to the celestial plane and ask some angels to come through and turn some undead, pretty please.

I like the tophat on the seventh zombie.

Fuck strongholds, i'm getting the hell outta there

eww one of them has a boner. is that even possible? doesn't your circulation stop when you die?

Behold.

>>3219278
Maybe he put an elastic band around it, locking the blood in.

>>3219278
Have you ever played Resident Evil? Because I have a number of fanfics that involve mobs of zombies raping Jill.

I keep them around as a threat against certain...parties.

>>3219281
Took me a minute, but I finally got it.

>>3219289
I have drawn pictures of the said act.

>>3219264
>>3219264
>>3219264

durr hurr durr

>>3219307
Really? Of PJ's work? Could you post 'em so I can add 'em to the blackmail folder?

>>3219278
Rigor Mortis.

Perma-wood.

Everyone else must be heretics, depending on defense tactics beyond simply this.

>>3219278
.....OH GOD CAN'T UNSEE.

Screw you guys.

>>3219328
Well.... you will quickly find out if you are a Saint or not.

>>3219333
is dat sum valiant?

>>3219289
Post them, that sounds ridiculously hot.

I will not fight a battle I can't win! To the MOON BITCHES!

two parts

zombies approaching from the north face an onslaught of two scoops of raisins while zombies approaching from the south are halted by a paradox and then a pterodactly fires at it. if shit gets rusty the jetpacks activate and i am escorted to the goddamn moon

Not enough dakka in my opinion

>>3219289

Post it.

Come, children. Embrace le glory.

Doomguy LOEV zombies.

Zombies no loev Doomguy....

>>3219079

>>3219359
best drawhomosexual ever

I'm still loling at the rogue-fox barrel roll.

I quickly build a shrine to Shub-Niggurath, cast call Mi-Go, and my Fun-guy friends will remove my brain and take it in a canister away to Yuggoth, saving it from the Zombie hordes. Who needs a body anyways?

>>3219359
TWO SCOOPS?!?!!??!?!?

>>3219359
..I like that you felt the need to have a dinosaur with a massive jetpack on it.

In before the molerats get loose, rape my loli wife and eat all the shrooms.

>>3219383
IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY

Satellite dish, ping pong table, computer to 4chan browsing.

2 automated turrets
2 human powered turrets

>>3219310
they cant walk up the incline. its too slippery and steep for zombiefeet

>>3219411
YAY!
PAPA!

>>3219395
When you put it like that...

problem solved.

What kind of zombies are we dealing with here? Classic, slow shamblers or the 28 Days Later RAGE variety?

>>3219427
why are you sagin this wonderful thread brah

>>3219420

Dang, that's a tiny penis.

>>3219274
Well, his enormous pauldrons more like.

>>3219411

?

>>3219415
Zombies still know how to walk!

>>3219461
Is that aslo you Papa?

>>3219461

Pauldrons are rank in the Imperium.

Big Pauldrons: HIGH RANKIN' MOFUGGA.

Thus: Emprah=Biggest Pauldrons.

>>3219446
Check what the field actually has in it, brah.

>>3219415

>>3219446
Text in e-mail field =/= Sagin brah.

>>3219493
Yes, but where are YOU?
All I see is an innocent-looking bo-...

Well played.

>>3219505
my mistake, amigo

>>3219310
Look who's on top.
I fucking warned you about the one with the top hat. His brain is still partly functional!

>>3219362
I'd have to edit out the MSTing around it. I'd also have to look at that shit again.

THE VAGINA DOES NOT LEAD TO THE STOMACH, PJ. THIS IS BASIC ANATOMY.

>>3219599
lold

but still gb2/v/

>>3219559
No problem buddy.

;_;

Master.. where did you go? Th.. there's all these zombies.

Master.. you know I can't get away on my own...

Master...?

For victory

>>3219654
I lol'd, daww'd, & raged in order.

Fuck. Now I'm tired.

NEW RECRUITS FOR MY MORDHEIM WARBAND! FUCK YEAR!

EAT FEAR CAUSING ZOMBIE TARPITS, YOU STINKING SLING TOTING RATS.

>>3219658
Haha, nice.

So, I would assume that there's already a mod for Dwarf Fortress that replaces Goblins with hordes of the undead?

What caused these undead?

SCIENCE!

What will be their end?

MOAR SCIENCE!!

>>3219750
Didn't DF already have zones filled with undead versions of everything?

Please to be archiving this awesome thread for the education of future generations of fa/tg/uys.

>>3219974

Done. http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3219079

You will note the simple but beautiful principles behind my defensive position. I also carry my trusty hunting rifle. The horse and carriage is, naturally, a mechanical horse (controlled via lever, with two speeds: forward and fast) and the carriage comes with wheel spikes in the spirit of antique Egyptian cavalry. Crude, but last resorts always are. At least I have the comforts of a stashed away Times I have left unread for this purpose and a table for tea.

I wish the walking dead would cease arriving as such inopportune moments, I was just about to beat Lord Cavendale at chess, and I believe the distraction of creating the mental list of my gear allowed him to win the game. Damn shame, he'll be heckling me with that one for years. He plays like he's just out of Eaton, the ol' chap.

Mind, this isn't so much a "home" as it is a mobile hunting vehicle, as I have the majority of servants taking the Lady and the valuables to settle intermittently on the Moon until this Walking Dead nonsense peters out. The rockets on my zeppelin should allow me to reach it without major trouble.

James! I believe the one with the hat just made a rude gesture! I think I knew that man. Arranged funerals. Awfully droll fellow. Hand me my rifle!

>>3220232
The flaw in that elevator is tremendous

Who needs a fortress? I exalt.

>>3220361
The doors for the elevator are up and down instead of in front and behind.

Not if I'm playing a cleric. I'm the motherfucking Avatar, bitches.

>>3220370
The car would go through the helipad and knock the helicopter over

Best Solution

>>3220429

>>3219143
1/100 scale?

T-REX! RAAAAAAAH!

I'm liking the can't be regenerated.

SUUUUUUUUCK MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIICK

>>3220532

>>3220547
>>3220532

>>3220562
>>3220547
Nigella is better, because she is made of Hot Milf and Eat Attack.

Rachel Ray and Paula Deen are monstrosities and should be banished from the cooking world.

(No, I don't frequent /ck/, my family just seems to have the Food Network on a Lot)

>>3220589
Yeah, but Giada is more shark-like.

the first thing i do when i win the lottery

>>3220592
Ah, point.

As well, she could be cross-posted into that Grey/Alien thread. HER HEAD, SO LARGE.

>>3220589
Paula Deen and Rachel Ray are god tier compared to...

Sandra Lee

300 > Zombies

I am the bone of my sword.

>>3220722
If anyone tries to COMBO this I'll fuken kill them.

>>3220722
Fate stay night, correct? Said in the crappy japanese attempt at english

Zombie don't wear top hats.

>>3220822
No it means that zombie Abe Lincoln is coming for you.

...which means zombie William Tecumseh Sherman is too.

Extermination is the only solution.

Exterminatus.
From orbit is the only way to be sure.

This seems suitable.

Why would I want defense?

http://www.weregeek.com/2008/11/14/

This is why I'm hot.

>>3221713

>>3221753
FUCKING SUN, WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO ANGRY?

>>3221794
His first wife left him, became a man, then stole his second wife away and dominated her until she was barely even human anymore, taping every last domme session. When the second wife had reached the point of willingly blowing a bull mastiff, the trannywife sent all the tapes to him.

That sun really loved the both of them and had trouble dealing with both divorces, too...

>>3221713
>>3221753

>>3221813

no hikkikomori borg cube?

>>3221806
That's no reason to be so mean. It's christmas. Everyone should be nice on christmas

What do you think?

4 years of mime school put to good use! Fuck that Zombies!!!

>>3222012
Tantrum Spiral.

>>3222182
Enjoy your squirrel fortress crumbling within five minutes.

>>3222193

At least the zombies won't be able to post in my threads.

This is called planning ahead.

I CAST JOKULHAUPS

BRILLIANT!

>>3222225
WTF YOU'RE PLAYING BLUE

>>3222225
> I was shocked when I first saw the aftermath
>of the Yavimaya Valley disaster. The raging
>waters had swept away trees, bridges, and even
>houses. My healers had much work to do.
> - Halvor Arnenson, Kjeldoran priest

like oil and water

I'm pretty set until i hit a small hole, or get pushed up against a wall somewhere.

also, forgot to mention, the thing is sound proof.

>>3222237
Jokulhaups
noun jokulhaups

1. the flood of water etc that occurs when a volcano erupts underneath a glacier

IT'S A LEGIT RED EFFECT - ALL CAUSED BY FFFFFIRE

>>3222279
Does that really happen with such frequency that there needs to be a name for it?

>>3222012
I think zombies don't give off heat signatures.

>>3222316

Exactly.

When they pass through, they will not pass the required temp, and thus get chainsawed.

Zombie decks are just too slow.

>>3222453
Woops switched the lands!
It's supposed to be Breeding Pool and Cascade Bluffs there.

>>3222583

eventually they'll pile up to your level

>>3219493

>>3219493
Fixed.

>>3221854

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.

>>3222629
But..but...without the dispenser..we'll both starve.

NOOOOO imagelimit reached

>>3222655

sadly, Engineer did not make it

while Spy just blended in

>>3222814
Continuance.

>>3222012
I say that IR BEAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Perhaps a retinal scanner? Maybe a key?