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>A physical fighter shouldn't be able to reliable hit an opponent of his level
Fail, fighters have the highest attack bonuses in the game, because they can afford an 18 in Strength from point-buy, and they get a +1 bonus on weapon attack rolls (except for battleragers).
>tactics depend on their decisions in combat and without them, physical fighters have no options.
I'll have you know that fighters are the most well-rounded class in all of 4e, in terms of options and array of builds. Seriously, fighters have the most options out of any other class, especially with Martial Power. You can have an invincible Battlerager fighter, an insanely damage-dealing Tempest fighter, a sliding-and-proning polearm fighter, or hell, even an attack penalty stacking Mindiron bow fighter.
>Only constructs and incorporeal creatures are immune.
Also fail, constructs and insubstantial creatures can be Sneak Attacked.
>Likewise, a game without minions leaves a wizard with less to do and bored.
Around the paragon, tier, however, minions become extremely easy to auto-kill for any class, and wizards start getting powers that make them shine more as single-target disablers than minion wipers.