Oh, shit.

It's nighttime, right? Use the stars to navigate. You should know the geography around old mountainhome, right?


Right?

>>3345945
Do we know how long we where dead? And we've never been tot he swamp before.

>>3345934
>ace

anyway, light torch

>>3345934

>>ace

OH SHIT HES GONNA PUT YOU IN THE COFFIN GET THE FUCK OUT

>>3345950
>>3345951
ACE MIND

Follow the path of destruction. There was a walk this way. We are a zombie dorf that is beer deprived. There should be some rather obvious collateral damage creatign a path to/from where we came

>>3345951

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>3345945

Dorfs spend all their time underground. They don't know stars! You check anyway.

...Why are there no stars in a clear sky?

>>3345957

A good idea, but there was nothing to destroy by an inch of water on wet ground.

Hell, where'd the Hydra go? It was just here a second ago.

>>3345958
Dammit I ruby-jacked my own thread.

>AXE
>AXE
>AXE
>ACE
>DAMMIT NO ITS AXE

Watch out for the horribles spermatozoids of DOOM!!!

desperate times = desperate measures... Talk to the lights.

LET THESE MAGICAL PANSIES KNOW THAT YOU ARE A DWARF AND THAT THEY ARE IN THE WAY OF A DWARF'S ALCOHOL.

>>3345966
>DOOM
just because you are ten years old does not mean you have to advertise it

Ask them a simple question, like "Heal plz"

who archived this as dorf rpg IV?

we had an awesome theme going

This is a fucking illusion. Except it's not fucking, and you wish it were. God fucking damnit, the elves are getting back at you. Use DWARVEN STUBBORNESS, and KILL THE ILLUSION.

Light one of our torches
It's why we have them

SHIT

CURSE AT THE LIGHTS SOME MORE IT WORKED LAST TIME

SLUR OUR WORDS

>>3345973
So maybe, just maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm an idiot. Forgot to check the naming conventions. Much apologies :\

>>3345967
>>3345968
You hold a civil discussion with the creatures, and politely explain that you need to leave so you can return to life and drink some booze.

They giggle at you.

CURSE THIER ELFY GIGGLES! ATTACK!

>>3345977
Reaffirming this.

[ZOMBIE INSTINCT] Try biting one of them and see what happens.

GIGGLE IN HELL DAMN THINGS! BITE THEM TO DEATH.

>>3345993
THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR DORFY TIME
JUST LEAVE IN SOME DIRECTION, GET OUT OF THIS SWAMP GAS LADEN POOL OF SHIT

>>3346003
>>3346002
Auto fail a reflex save? Sounds dorfy to me.

>>3345993
SEE NOW IF WE HAD GONE WITH OUR GUT AND CURSED LOUDLY AT THEM WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

>>3346018
WE CANNOT LEAVE WITHOUT THE HYDRA HEART AND OUR ARM

WE NEED THAT HEART TO BE ALIVE AGAIN SO WE CAN DRINK BOOZE AND WE NEED THAT ARM TO LIFT CONTAINERS FULL OF BOOZE TO OUR MOUTH

>>3345994
>>3346000
>>3346003

At a moment of carelessness, your arm shoots and you snatch the Blue one. You are momentarily relieved that they actually HAVE a body, before immediately turning to more serious issues.

Involving your teeth meeting that fucking faerie halfway.

>>3346054
Tastes like cotton candy.

The other two stare in shock.

throw whats left of it at them, and threaten to do the same unless they take you back to the priest.

>>3346058
WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY GET ISN'T IT

CURSE AT THEM SOME MORE

>>3346058
I Love bloody COTTON CANDY chomp down on the other two before they get away.

>>3346058
GO FOR THE GREEN ONE

READ THE NOTE!

TALK TO THEM

Go pac-man on those elf ghosts

SURE IS DRAWHORE IN HERE!

>>3346078
Fuck off, you stupid faggot.

Have a sudden shiver of fear as you realize that the man named Garrelf Swiftrip will destroy you eventually.

Eat more sperm

SURE IS DRAWHORE IN HERE!

>>3346086
Cross over :D

>>3346096
Just fuck off already.

READ THE NOTE!

>>3346096

The wisps flee in terror from your mere gaze.

SURE IS DRAWHORE IN HERE!

rEaD tEh NoTe !

>>3346108
Gather up our stuff and go on our merry way

take wisp corpse along as snack

>>3346109

stop trying to force a new phrase

HEY LISTEN!

sUrE iS dRaWhOrE! iN hErE~!

>>3346133
>Am I edgy yet?

No.

sUrE iS dRaWhOrE !N hErE~!

>>3346108
Pick a direction and walk that way

sUrE !S dRaWhOrE !N hErE~!

>>3346116
>>3346148

You break out of the swamp just as Sunbeard begins rising over the Mountainhomes. Moonears, the god damn elf, is just setting. The way home should have no troubles from here. Nope. None at all.

cheak for traps

sUrE !S dRaWhOrE !N hErE!

>>3346125
>>3346133
FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT. NOBODY ELSE HAS A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD, AND IF THEY DO THEY'RE SIMPLY NOT POSTING IN IT AND CONCENTRATING ON OTHER THREADS THAT THEY DO WANT.

JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY AND DON'T POST IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

Drawhores have been here longer than you, and will be here longer than you, if Moot is good.

>>3346155
Great, I'm picturing you with that smile.

You know, the one that the DM gets after asking the second time whether you really want to open that chest.

>>3346155
throw axe at moon

Trolls? or Ruby Purists? Either way, 0/10 failed troll.

BACK TO SRS MATER

Happily think about what booze and food you can consume after getting back to town.

>>3346155
Wait for Sunbeard to rise completely. We don't trust that fucking sky elf.

sUrE lS dRaWhOrE !N hErE!

Fine, Go home.

READ THE NOTE!

>>3346174
NO! we need that to continue, we don't have any other weapons... Not even our awesome door shield!

and OP, if you do some shit to us after THAT GODAMNED FIGHT I will find you and rape you.

Do the hocy pocie!!

You return to the temple without incident!

...You wonder if you took his only robes, but offer the heart anyway.

>>3346194
reported for trolling

Fuck. Off.

Look for traps on the way home, we need to get this beard healed

>>3346199
oh thank god, finally we can enjoy some ale... after we get some gold to buy it that is.

holy shit! what's with all these things! They're multiplying! Fuck you Weaver, what have you done!

>>3346199
Loot temple

>>3346199
Return his damn robes to sweeten the deal

Buy all the ale in the bar and drink the night away!

The priest stands in such a way that I don't have to redraw his penis, and with a gesture, a warm blue light erupts from the ground, washing over you.

You return to life! The rotting is gone now.

...Your arm didn't come back. You inquire about a Regeneration spell.

He says he'll sell it to you for either 5000 Gold or a Dragon's Eyes.

...all you have to offer is 2 gold and his robes. For your own sake, you give his robes back.

How much to replace our arm with a pickaxe?

>>3346253

Sing the ancient beer-song of the Dwarves. He will know that you are a true Dwarf, and give you the spell for free. Alternately, ask how many Elves you can kill for him to give you the spell.

>>3346253
Threaten his life in exchance for the spell!

Roll your eyes and ask where you can find a lot of gold, and a craftsdwarf to fashion our equipment.

>>3346261
He replies "You can never kill enough elves." and laughs.

>>3346246

That dragon can wait.

You go back to the bar, and spend your last 2 coins on some hard earned Ale. Time to do what you've been wanting to do since thread 1.

...Man, that went down smooth. Mission Mother Fucking Accomplished.

go find out how much the armor guy is gonna charge us to create whatever the hell we decided to take from the hydra

Return to the bar and drink ourselves retarded. At long last our quest is ended.

>>3346253
Ask that he gives you the spell so he can go and find a Dragon's Eye for the Wizard. If that doesn't work, challenge him to a drinking contest. Dwarves can't say no to drinking contests!

Sell Hydra loot. Buy more alcohol.

>>3346177
Trolls, most of the ruby think this thread is awesome as hell too.

DRINKING CONTEST FOR THE FUCKING SPELL!

>>3346319
So THAT'S why there's no ruby thread today. Or did I miss it?

To be continued...

>>3346108
>>3345934
>>3345934

God those things look a lot like sperm... and you ATE one?! I'm pretty sure that makes you AT LEAST half gay. man....

>>3346366
Thanks for epic quest today gnome! DORF QUEST! FOR MANLY, MANLY DWARFSSS

>>3346355
That's an awesome picture. Anyone know the source?

>>3346291
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY Thanks gnome
Gnight everybody. Cept the troll, fuck off

>>3346319
The first Dorf Quest thread was short, to the point, and fucking awesome. This extention has drifted away from what made it good to begin with.

>>3346408

>>3346366
Cheers for the ALE

>>3346401

Exalted sourcebook.

Fuck yes, Dorf Quest.

>>3346410
Probably, but I was getting sick of pre-drawing rooms for the eventual SIRIUS adventure I'm doing later. Mainly because the blood looks like crap.

So, this was more a distraction than the first one, which was meant to be just a short practice run. I suppose this was endurance practice. I could probably go another hour, but then we'd be knee-deep in Dragon Lair when I was ready to be done for the night.

I do not regret drawing out the Hydra fight scene. That was fun.

>>3346355
FFFFFFFF I can't fucking wait for Monster Hunter 3 to come out so I can murder me some fucking kehzu. hate those goddamned things.

>>3346401
monster hunter fanart.

>>3346462
>>3346427
Wi-Which is it?

>>3346485
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Monster+Hunter

>>3346498
This is a very useful post. Thank you.

>>3346510
you are quite welcome.