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    55 KB Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:36 No.3433252  
    Help!

    I just had an accident while trying to destroy a planar portal and was sent to Shendilvari (Malcanthet's layer of the Abyss - she's the Queen of Succubi donchaknow), seperated from my party.

    I can teleport but I have no way to plane shift. What the fuck do I do?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:38 No.3433270
    Use your badass diplomacy (it's 130 ranks, dontchaknow) to talk your way the fuck outta there.

    Bonus EXP if you get out without getting laid.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:39 No.3433277
    Fuck your way to freedom?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:40 No.3433288
    So, how much danger are you in, OP? "I'm gonna die," or "I'm gonna get imprisoned and gangraped by demons?"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:40 No.3433289
    Lampshade on head. Sidle out slowly. Succubi are dumb.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:41 No.3433295
    Try to make your way to the village of eladrin that are hanging on down there, you may find escape from there!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:42 No.3433306
    Put simply,

    You sir, are going to get raped.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:43 No.3433307
    Hmmm. I believe there was a hentai of this story somewhere... check /rs/, I think the protagonist gets out alive in the end. Also, your DM is a perv. If you don't think so yet, you will soon.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:44 No.3433326
    *cough* hennet *cough*
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:46 No.3433343
    >>3433288

    Probably the latter. I thought I was in some cool hedonistic part of the heavens when I walked into the village full of sexy friendly people, but after a spot-check I noticed one of the women making out with a guy in an alley-way had bat-wings.

    I got one of the succubi alone and told it I knew what its game was, and it admitted the truth. It's still being kinda friendly even as I threaten to blast it with arcane fury, and is even offering to guide me to a portal out of there.

    I'm scared.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:48 No.3433359
    >>3433289
    DO IT. What self-respecting succubus would be caught dead molesting a lamp?! They would lose all respect in the eyes of their peers!
    >> Sonderling Creed !BQ3sED2yVs 01/17/09(Sat)13:49 No.3433364
    >>3433295
    That's on a different layer.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:49 No.3433365
    OP, just talk to the succubi. Find a smallish one that looks nonthreatening. Tell her what happened. Make a joke about being glad that you didn't land on one of the other layers. Ask her if she'll help you. Try and make her feel responsible.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:49 No.3433366
    >>3433343

    By portal, she clearly means bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:49 No.3433367
    >>3433343

    Take the offer, act like a dense moron (this will help protect you against those seduction checks). Plan to escape when she's looking the other way.

    Worst comes to worst, shove her through the portal first.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:50 No.3433376
    >>3433343

    you are so fucked. literally. and not in a good way.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:51 No.3433377
    >>3433343
    Listen to:
    >>3433365
    Try and be that succubus' friend. She might even end up being a recurring NPC that comes and helps you out, if you act nice enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:52 No.3433387
    >>3433343
    You sound like some kind of spell caster. Use rebuke demon or dominate monster or whatever similar spell you've got in your repertoire, and enjoy delicious buttsecks. Or whatever.
    If you don't feel like doing that, perhaps you could try trusting her for a little bit. Call me crazy, but I'm guessing the DM is trying to lead you somewhere -- succubi aren't usually in the business of acting all chatty with people who are aware of their, uh, "appetite."
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:52 No.3433389
    >>3433366
    Obviously. OP, can you safely have sex with her? As in, are you manly enough not to get drained?
    >> Sonderling Creed !BQ3sED2yVs 01/17/09(Sat)13:52 No.3433390
    >>3433359
    Hmm. If a succubus starts rubbing herself against a lamp, will it flicker on and off? I mean, it is energy drain right?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:53 No.3433397
    >>3433343
    >I got one of the succubi alone and told it I knew what its game was, and it admitted the truth.


    Why would succubi try to conceal their identity ON THEIR OWN FUCKING PLANE OF THE ABYSS
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:54 No.3433401
    >>3433390
    Nah. Electricity qualifies as, uh, electricity, not positive energy. Negative energy might interact with it in weird ways, but I don't think it'd drain it the way it would positive energy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:54 No.3433402
    Castrate yourself. Regeneration is pretty cheap these days, so you don't need to worry about later.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:54 No.3433405
    >succubi aren't usually in the business of acting all chatty with people who are aware of their, uh, "appetite."

    They don't normally have home-ground advantage and millions of demons all around them who would be happy to help in tearing any upstart mortals apart.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:56 No.3433410
    >>3433397

    If you read the fluff in Fiendish Codex, Shendilvari is half-full of deluded mortals that the succubi have lured there for sexy fun time. They like to keep up the illusion that everything's cool and nice for as long as possible before murdering their lovers.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:56 No.3433413
    >>3433397
    He found a dumb one. Chances are, she actually is trying to help him. Offer her sexual favors in return for assistance.
    >> Sonderling Creed !BQ3sED2yVs 01/17/09(Sat)13:56 No.3433415
    >>3433401
    I see. A fun mental image, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:01 No.3433446
    >>3433410
    OP should promise to bring in a few hundred willing mortals if they'll help him out.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:06 No.3433490
    >>3433446
    I don't think his *character* posts on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:08 No.3433510
    Okay, I assume you don't have any mind blank, any protection from their charms, detect thoughs, or even energy drain, so, yes my friend, you are fucked, but, in your situation, I would try to prove that I am better than those mortals that hang in there, so instead of sharing their fate, you could be asked for something else, in this situation, try to retain as much appareance of power you can, and then, you might survive this.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:14 No.3433576
    OP here. A dozen other succubi just showed up while I was interrogating the first one. They're still being kinda polite, but it's pretty ominous.

    I could teleport away, but I'd still be stuck on a hostile plane full of demons and down one spell. Dammit, I wish I was a cleric, then I could cast plane shift right now.

    Maybe if I can find a Hezrou somewhere and provoke it into using blasphemy then fail my save that'd banish me back to the prime?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:15 No.3433587
    I like where this is going.

    No, seriously, I do. One way or another, I wanna hear how this turns out.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:17 No.3433600
    >>3433576

    Remember what I said about power? well, forget it, you are fucked, or going to be...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:18 No.3433616
    I, too, am interested in this. Keep us updated, OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:19 No.3433624
    >>3433576
    You really have two choices of action that have a chance of working:

    Don't act intimidated. Act like you think that they came over because you're such a great speaker. DO NOT address them as a group. Do one at a time, if you have to. Single them out. "Hey, you!" sort of stuff.

    Break down crying. Say that you're scared. Hey, maybe it'll work.

    >>3433587
    I second this. It sounds entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:21 No.3433639
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:27 No.3433678
    >>3433624
    >Break down crying. Say that you're scared.

    That has got to be the worst advice ever for OP's situation. Honestly.

    OP, if the situation turns to shit, just offer to have sex with them, but ask for help leaving. Say that you'll come back after you save the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:33 No.3433732
    HURRY FAKE A CARDIAC ARREST
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:36 No.3433759
    OP here. I've tried to put my foot down that I won't stand for any of their demonic shenanigans and they're acting all innocent. The apparent ringleader has offered to guide me safely to the portal if I stay with them for 1 day and still want to leave afterwards, promising that they won't use any enchantments on me.

    I think I'm going to try and run away because this much reasonable pleasantness can only herald an untold magnitude of fuckedupness when the other shoe drops.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:40 No.3433787
    >>3433759
    NO FUUUCCK

    If you run away, they WILL NOT FUCKING NEGOTIATE WITH YOU ANY MORE.

    Tell them that you seriously need to get out fast, because you need to do X. If they won't let you stay for less than a day, just accept the offer.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:41 No.3433797
    Do you have Banish prepared? Since your'e the extra-planar one there, it's a one-way ticket home if you cast it on yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:43 No.3433819
    >>3433787
    Agreed. Don't run. If their offer is unacceptable (which it sort of is), just reject it. Ask to be led out now. If you need to, offer them some magic items, or a male strip dance (loljoke). Keep discussing. Never cave in.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:43 No.3433820
    >>3433797

    I'm a sorcerer, unfortunately, so no way to get that unless I level up, and I don't plan on staying here that long.

    >>3433787

    You might have a point. Fuck, I guess I'll go along with it for now, but I reserve the right to flee at the first sign of trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:45 No.3433843
    OP, you should really have pretended not to have been sent there against your will. You should have claimed that you were writing a guide to the Abyss, and that you'd like some information. They'd probably have sex with you, but they'd definitely let you out. After all, if you talked about how great their layer was, they'd get more visitors.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:46 No.3433848
    >>3433820
    Step 1: Kill lots of succubi.
    Step 2: Level up
    Step 3: Learn banish.
    Step 4: Become sex slave.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:46 No.3433852
    OP's DM here. You should've chosen a better OP picture, man.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:48 No.3433866
    This thread taste good
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:50 No.3433874
    You're gonna get raped, so enjoy it and try to make it good enough so that they don't kill you on the spot. Once you become chaotic evil but powerful enough to be useful, you can survive by becoming a vile member of Malcanthet's legions.

    You'll be damned forever, but hey, you'll get great sex.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:51 No.3433886
    OP, you should use that Anon's tour guide story to get out. Tell the succubi that you need to get to layer 662 after this; it's an island chain. They'll believe you. Ask if they want to say something for quotes in the book. Scribble the quotes in a blank page of your spellbook and thank them.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:52 No.3433897
    >>3433820


    Hmmm, that makes it tougher. What resources do you have availible besides the teleport?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:52 No.3433898
    >>3433886

    It's a fantastic idea, but right when I arrived and thought I was in hedonism heaven I told them the whole story, thinking all of these sexy chaotic good petitioners would be super impressed with my brave efforts to seal a dangerous portal to a shadowy realm of undead.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:53 No.3433913
    >>3433898

    facepalm.jpg.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:54 No.3433915
    God damn op. Just be a fucking man march right up the Malcanthet and swear to serve her forever as her Champion.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:55 No.3433925
    >>3433897

    Most of my spells are fairly simple attack and buff spells. I do have Enervation, so I can give them negative levels as easily as they can give them to me, and I have Voice of the Dragon, which is a super diplo-buff that also lets me cast Suggestion, which could prove useful.

    Other than that I've mostly just got the usual stat boosting and AC items. And a scroll of true seeing, but it's pretty obvious what everyone around here is... Ring of Freedom of Movement at least protects me from grapples.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:55 No.3433926
    >>3433898
    Tell them that you were actually saying that to judge their natural reactions to someone who they didn't know what writing a guide book. You wanted to see an honest reaction, without them acting nice so you'd say good things about them.

    Say that you were very impressed with their niceness, and now you are asking for information, since you know that they are not belligerent.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:57 No.3433947
    >>3433926
    Damn, I typed that too fast and messed up. Anyway, pretend that you just wanted to see how they would react when they didn't know about you saying stuff in your book.

    If they ask to see the current manuscript, you don't carry it with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:00 No.3433965
    >>3433925

    If all else fails, try and get your will save and bluff high as possible, and just try to lie your way out?

    Sure, they're demons with a home field advantage, but at least you'd have something they wouldn't- huge bollocks. (Unless they do too, in which case ,that's especially unfortunate for you )
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:00 No.3433967
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    >>3433926
    >>3433947
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:02 No.3433978
    >>3433925
    Hey, you're a sorcerer. You should be able to talk your way out of this with your IMPRESSIVE CHARISMA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:05 No.3433999
    >>3433978

    Succubi are also charisma whores. Odds are that's what's making them friendly instead of indifferent or homicidal to the sorc.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:09 No.3434018
    >>3433947
    >>3433965
    I second this. Holy shit, that would be hilarious if it actually worked. You'd have some angry, embarrassed succubi when they realized that you aren't actually writing a book and that they're just suckers.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:24 No.3434101
    THIS THREAD
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:29 No.3434141
    So, OP, have you totally ruined your chances of escape yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:29 No.3434143
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    >>3434101

    What about it?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:31 No.3434158
    >>3434141

    Well, they just gave me a bunch of healing potions to heal the wounds I suffered when that portal exploded in my face.

    Now they're suggesting that we all go swimming. I've countered by indicating that intelligent conversation gets me really hot. Then I made an epic diplomacy check.

    So, uh... I dunno?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:34 No.3434174
    >>3434158

    what

    They gave you healing potions? They must have taken one hell of a fancy to you. You're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:34 No.3434178
    >>3434158
    So... They're being totally uncooperative? Why the hell did the portal explode?

    Whatever, just go swimming.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:35 No.3434182
    >>3434158
    Do the guide book "I WAS JUST TESTING YOU" thing. Now is a great time.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:37 No.3434207
    >>3434178

    Well I was using a rod that seals planar gateways without fail, but with a 5% chance of something bad happening. I rolled a 5 then ended up in the Abyss.

    Now they're explaining how being a demon isn't all about hate and destruction while making lovey eyes at me. I'm scared.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:38 No.3434216
    well, since you have to advance into the next day, why don't you suggest you are hungry and sleepy?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:38 No.3434221
    >>3433252

    Brass it out, look like you're supposed to be there and walk out the front door, find a portal and split.

    or

    Pretend you're a bad ass Incubus who is currently pretending to be whatever you are to seduce women of your race, if ugly, you are trying to seduce one with a fetish. The reason you don't shift out is because your trying to not break character, you're really putting in that extra little effort so that it's perfect, because that makes you better than all of the others who just half ass it, that'll shut 'em up.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:40 No.3434238
    >>3434216

    I don't want them sexxing me to death/slitting my throat/stealing my stuff while I'm asleep?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:40 No.3434246
    >>3434158
    I am GMing a game right now, and stealing in here for peeks to see how this goes. MOOOOOORE!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:41 No.3434251
    >>3434221
    Too late for both of those. OP has already made it obvious that he accidentally ended up there and that he wants to leave. The succubi are on to him, because he lacks suaveness.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:42 No.3434257
    See if any of them will make a soul pact? Your soul and your alignment to chaotic evil in exchange for services as well as a trip home? Sure, you're likely damned, but intelligent planning could get you to an atonement later.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:44 No.3434269
    >>3434238
    You really should try the guidebook thing. Act defeated and lie you're about to give up, then suddenly snap out of it and be all energetic. Start talking about the guide and all that stuff. Make them think you really WERE just testing their reactions.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:45 No.3434286
    >>3434257
    They'll see that as desperation. OP needs to act in control.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:47 No.3434293
    >>3434286
    >OP needs to act in control

    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:48 No.3434303
    >>3434293

    Thirded. Demons respect power. To succubi, control and charisma are power.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:48 No.3434304
    Tell them you have a magical STD, and that some wizard gave it to you. Anything you sleep with will be disintegrated. Then start acting really horny.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:50 No.3434313
    You know.. this whole adventure is starting to turn out like my trip to Bangkok.....
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:52 No.3434338
    What is your alignment, anyway? Presumably somewhere in the good area... but if you're more morally flexible, you could offer to call some of them to the prime and then leave them to their own devices in exchange for their cooperation. They can almost certainly have more fun that way than with you alone.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:53 No.3434345
    >>3434313

    you were without a way out, about to be gangraped by a lot of girls that told you they will allow you go... eventually?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:53 No.3434349
    Hey OP, I've got an idea:

    Step 1: find some non-fiend that knows how to get out
    Step 2: strike a deal with it to get out

    alternatively: make something up that leads the succubi think it'd somehow benefit them if they let you out

    or just find a 'loth and strike a deal with it. chances are it'll fuck you up anytime soon, but not right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:54 No.3434362
    >>3434345

    I see you've never been to China.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:56 No.3434379
    >>3434362

    you are exagerating... you have to be....
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:57 No.3434386
    >>3434345
    He was surrounded by prostitutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:58 No.3434400
    >>3434345

    In China, if it looks like a Duck, walks like a Duck, talks like a Duck, then it's actually a pretty Chinese girl who just happens to have an 11 inch dick, and she and her friends want to fuck you in all of your holes, and then have a wonderful time letting to eat Jello out of their assholes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:59 No.3434410
    >>3434379
    see
    >>3434400

    Wonderful place, that China.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:00 No.3434418
    >>3434345

    I think more along the liens of "It's a trap! x100"

    Only with more women who weren't and less horrible energy drain.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:00 No.3434421
    >>3434400
    Intriguing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:01 No.3434432
    >>3434362
    I see you think Thailand is a part of China now.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:08 No.3434494
    It's a question of much of a dick your DM is.

    Would he fuck you over?

    Do his succumbi act CHAOTIC STUPID? YOu are basically in house rule territory, because there is no way you are murdering a layer or warping out on your own, so churnch isn't your goal.

    Basically, you want to try your damnest to not piss off your "hosts", because face it, you are fucked if you harm one and others find out.

    I have no idea about using magic or whatever to manulapate them would be a good idea.

    Your character does have in-game knowledge of how succumbi function, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:14 No.3434541
    >>3434494

    Most succubi I've met so far have been crazy homicidal foul-mouthed bitches. I've killed quite a few here and there. These friendly reasonable ones are entirely out of my experience.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:18 No.3434569
    When you die remember, at least it wasn't gay inncubi.

    The plane is a big place right? Find some hideyhole and live out your life in paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:23 No.3434609
    >>3434569

    Malcanthet's realm is finite according to the FC1.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:24 No.3434616
    ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉???
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:24 No.3434621
    >>3434616
    What? Are you̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ҉
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:25 No.3434627
    OH SHIT ABYSSAL CHAOS IN THIS THREAD
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:26 No.3434630
    Hey OP, can you communicate with the rest of your party? Maybe you can talk the rogue into taking your place, or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:29 No.3434658
    >>3434630

    They tried a Sending right after I vanished, but I never got it. Hopefully they'll try again tomorrow, but who knows what state I'll be in by then?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:32 No.3434681
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    See the possiblities man, you could be the greatest pimp ever.

    You already got potential employees and a charisma score to pull it off.

    I bet they'd be happy to be in on it too.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:41 No.3434773
    >>3434658
    Get up some vidphone crap. They'll get to see you lounging by a pool, wearing sunglasses, with each arm wrapped around a succubus and succubi splashing around in bikinis behind you. I'm sure they'll help you set up some communication like that.

    You can look at whoever has charisma as their dump stat, lower your sunglasses a little, and snicker.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:42 No.3434782
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    Reasonable succubi?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:45 No.3434817
    I'm not sure if your DM is awesome or insane.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:46 No.3434830
    >>3434817
    definately awesome.
    >> Tyler Duskbladestar 01/17/09(Sat)16:50 No.3434877
    i would kidnap the succubus queen and turn her good so she would be my girlfriend only (but stil be rilly good at sex when we get marryied)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:50 No.3434881
    >>3434877
    8/10 would rage again
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:50 No.3434882
    >>3434877

    reported for being a faggot. get off this board

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:51 No.3434897
    >>3434877

    9/10 for trolling an entertaining topic. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:53 No.3434911
    So OP, what you gonna do?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:54 No.3434921
    >>3434911

    I want to know that too. This thread is good. Succubus thread without paladin bullshit? YES.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:59 No.3434993
    >>3434911
    >>3434921

    Well. I tried to sidetrack them with a debate about power vs pleasure (ie I'm a badass sorcerer with things to do so I can't stay in their hedonistic paradise). They kept giving me sexy backrubs while I was talking, and didn't seem entirely convinced.

    Now we're going swimming.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:03 No.3435040
    >>3434993

    Even if you're not gonna survive this, you've already got the best way to go out ever.

    Death by Sexy Party.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:04 No.3435045
    >>3434993
    >Now we're going swimming.
    Some hot spring to make you tired. Enjoy your last days as a living.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:13 No.3435131
    Give up... Ask for an audience with their superior then prostrate yourself before her and sing the praises of Malcanthet. Pick up the 'Thrall to Demon' Feat and head back to the material plane to spread the cult.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:13 No.3435142
    >>3434338

    >but if you're more morally flexible, you could offer to call some of them to the prime and then leave them to their own devices in exchange for their cooperation

    Do this. See if you can negotiate a deal where every Succubus who helps you escape, gets to leave with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:16 No.3435171
    >>3435142

    Not much point... they have Clerics of their own Y'know...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:19 No.3435190
    >>3435171
    >they have Clerics of their own Y'know...

    Man, that's gotta be one hell of a cleric...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:20 No.3435208
    >Man, that's gotta be one hell of a cleric...

    All of his spell slots go into lesser restoration to defeat the fatigue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:26 No.3435259
    >>3435171

    Really?

    I don't think that the Clerics let random succumbi go wherever.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:27 No.3435270
    >>3435259

    Demon-worshipping clerics do.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:29 No.3435283
    >>3435270

    Do they?

    In any case, another hole into to the prime world would be enjoyed by random succumbi.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435289
    Yes, succubi love any hole they can get into.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:31 No.3435301
    >>3435270
    There are also clerics worshipping pure concepts or other nice things, like The Master of Skulls does. Guys like this are not to mess with.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435307
    "I never thought I'd die this way... But I'd always hoped!"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:39 No.3435348
    >>3435142

    Only a chotic and most likely evil character should do this and get away scott free....
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:46 No.3435401
    Can I recommend hiding in a cardboard box?

    Hey, it works for Solid Snake...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:53 No.3435460
    the OP's lack of current postage leaves me concerned for his safety...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:54 No.3435466
    >>3435460

    Me too... lucky guy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:55 No.3435476
    >>3435460

    He's living the dream.

    Maybe we'll have someone besides that Alicia meme that fucks hot outsiders?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:55 No.3435478
    >>3435460

    DEATH BY SNUU SNUU
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:58 No.3435503
    Multiclass into Cleric... easiest way out... probably the most fun too.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:59 No.3435510
    OP here, the succubi were getting really pushy while we were swimming and I spouted off some crap about commitment and love to dissuade them from gang-banging me right there.

    The ringleader sensed my hesitation and ordered the others to back down before taking me to a fabulous mansion so we could get to know one another in a more intimate setting. I'm going to try and keep it occupied with a morality debate to keep things from getting too sexy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:59 No.3435513
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    >>3435460
    I was... busy.

    (not actually the OP)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:10 No.3435601
    >>3435401

    Do this.

    The cardboard box never fails.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:29 No.3435757
    >>3435510
    you are such a fag. just get your brains fucked out. not like you can get a cleric or something to heal u back up n shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:30 No.3435771
    >>3435757
    >>3435757
    >>3435757
    >>3435757
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:40 No.3435843
    >>3435757

    Well, actually... no, I can't get a cleric, not if I'm trapped in the Abyss.

    Also the head succubus basically owned up that it's going to turn me into a fuckslave now, and I'm in a locked and dimensionally anchored room with no windows.

    A Bad End seems imminent.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:42 No.3435855
    >>3435843
    >A Bad End seems imminent.
    >Bad End
    >Bad

    Nope, afraid I don't see it.
    >> !Iw.InCUbus 01/17/09(Sat)18:48 No.3435897
    Seize her by the hair and bend her over. Fuck her hard and then cast Enervatation on the bitch. You're in charge.

    ALL FLESH OBEYS DISCIPLINE.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:51 No.3435920
    >>3435843
    quit being a bitch and get with the program. if your DM decides to kill off your character whip your HARD ON and start jerking on his face screaming "ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT UNGHHHHH" and bust a nut all over the DM screen.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:51 No.3435921
    >>3435843
    Tell her that you'll willingly stay on the layer and have sex with her forever, as long as she doesn't kill you or let someone else kill you. Try and get her to agree to letting you roam around on the layer, too.

    No use in NOT pleading for your life, know what I mean?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:53 No.3435937
    >>3435921
    try and get better terms than that. see if there's anything she'll take in trade. Anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:59 No.3435986
    >>3435920

    This.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:01 No.3435997
    OP here. Bitch turned out to be a lilitu as I discovered when I got tentacled.

    Luckily I was able to disintegrate a wall, fly out, then teleport away. I tried to aim for a hedgemaze the succubi earlier told me led to a portal out of here, but instead I ended up in somebody's garden. So now I'm injured (I'd be dead if they hadn't healed me earlier), down a few spells, and lost.

    Fuck I hope the rest of the party find me, because I don't think I'm getting out of here alone.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:03 No.3436011
    >>3435937

    What is a lilitu? someone fill me in here?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:04 No.3436017
    >>3436011

    Succubus mixed with a tentacle rape monster. They do 2d6 wisdom damage per tentacle hit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:05 No.3436024
    >>3436017
    Oh jesus. Shit's getting real!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:05 No.3436028
    >>3433390
    >a succubus starts rubbing herself against a lamp
    Someone drawfag this.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:06 No.3436034
    >>3436024

    I smell a RAPE END coming up.

    Lucky bastard, OP. Just get laid already!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:06 No.3436036
    >>3435997
    I have no idea what a lilitu is. Anyway, find a weak, sexually frustrated succubus and try and get it to nurse you back to health. Promise to give it your soul and marry it if it does.

    If it does help you, it's up to you whether of not to go back on your word and kill it.

    Also, stop being alone with leader types.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:08 No.3436049
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    >>3436017

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:11 No.3436067
    wft are you waiting for rock out w/your cock out
    bendem over and pound away till you cant fap no more
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:16 No.3436097
    OP and his character must be cocklovers.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:21 No.3436137
    just an dea if you meet another group... try and sow jealousy between them, by favouring an inferior over her superior. see if it works.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:30 No.3436193
    At this point, OP, you really just need to wait out this shit until the party can find you. Try and make some sort of pact with one of the succubi. Let her have sex with you all she wants, as long as she doesn't kill you. You can kill her and eat her heart to get the lifeforce back when your friends show up.

    By the way, is there a group paladin?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:33 No.3436224
    Ask a lonely succubus is she knows of a private place. Try to provide non-sexual pleasures, since it's their homeplane, they must go for some downtime there.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:35 No.3436236
    Electonically Accessed Bible
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:36 No.3436241
    OP here with the last update since we just paused the session.

    I used alter self to disguise myself (probably pointless since word can't spread that quickly, but it should make it harder for them to track me down anyway) then voice of the dragon to buff my diplomacy before grabbing a nearby fiend and trying to cajole it into giving me better directions to the puzzling hedge so I can try another teleport.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:40 No.3436279
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:41 No.3436287
    >>3436241
    we want updates when you resume, understand? This is too hilarious to miss.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:43 No.3436306
    Someone should archive this. There are a lot of pretty good ideas in here.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:44 No.3436314
    >>3436287

    This. Also, what are you combat capacities? Level? How much abuse can you take? Do you have a real shot if they send big demons at you?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:48 No.3436347
    >>3436314

    Well, with all my spells available and a chance to buff up first? I could probably take a marilith one on one. But if I get swarmed I'm pretty fucked.

    Unless I can find a fiend with Blasphemy and get it to use it on me, my best shot is finding a portal and getting the fuck out, I don't plan on sticking around to bring justice to the Abyss or any bullshit like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:49 No.3436362
    >>3436347
    You could teach the demons the value of true love and send them forth to spread safe, sane, consensual sex without life draining.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436385
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    Look what I just noticed in the succubus stat block thing.

    OP, do NOT fall asleep. You'll wake up tied to a bed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:55 No.3436408
    >>3433252
    Got a bigger pic bro?
    >> Trap 01/17/09(Sat)20:09 No.3436489
    OP just give in

    Hopefully this is your DM trying to fuck with your alignment and not outright kill you (since you didn't get held down and raped to death by the group of Succubi).

    So just give in, promise to fuck them or worship them whatever they want in return for letting you go alive. Give yourself to the darkness OP, it's fun
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:13 No.3436510
    >>3436489
    Plus we have cookies
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:33 No.3436665
    Eh... I seem to remember that you could use teleport in certain circumstances to return to the Prime Material plane.

    No wait, that was 2nd ed, never mind. You're screwed, quite literally.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:43 No.3436746
    >>3436665

    There is a built in way to escape from Malcanthet's realm according to the FC1. The Puzzling Hedge has a portal to the Endless Staircase if you can reach the center successfully. The PC should make for that like a bat out of hell.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:43 No.3436747
    sits and waits for updates
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:47 No.3436784
    This thread makes me want to run a game in which the Party makes a guidebook to the planes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:59 No.3436896
    >>3436489
    >>3436510

    NEVAR COMPROMISE!

    See if you can still manage a way out of this on top, with the alignment you came in with, and un-drained.

    The bards will tell tales of your exploits for ages. AGES!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:06 No.3436932
    >>3436896
    Emphasis placed on "on top"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:13 No.3436992
    >>3435513
    Moar?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:15 No.3437008
    >>3436992

    OP posted that this was the last update for the session. Hopefully there will be an update later when they resume.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:16 No.3437012
    >>3436784
    Me too.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:18 No.3437030
    >>3437008
    I know, I was referring to that picture. It looks like part of a set or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:27 No.3437112
    >>3437030

    Oh. Yeah, more of that would be good.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:38 No.3438588
    Bump for more?


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