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    22 KB The Somewhat Disturbing Further Adventures of Joan Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)18:37 No.3435824  
    As per popular demand, the further continuations of this shit. >>3434449

    Mr. Deadguy has equipped Joan with clothing and an unidentified object, by virtue of silent agreement.
    The object is yellow and heavy, with a few buttons and a couple of lights. The base is heavy and large and while apparently removable, Joan's physique prevents her from operating what would appear to be a release lever.

    A person of unnecessarily positive outlook might dare to hope that everything is not going worse than possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:40 No.3435842
    SOIL HER PANTIES.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:40 No.3435844
    Fall back to elevator! Pronto! Examine item later!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:41 No.3435845
    Press a button at random.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:42 No.3435849
    >>3435824

    Go back to the elevator before something bad happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:43 No.3435863
    >>3435842
    Ignore dat shit, she has no panties.

    Go to the elevator. Death probably awaits down the hall.

    (She reminds me of that chick from Aliens.)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:44 No.3435870
    >>3435863
    Ripley, or Newt?

    A timely, tactical withdrawal to the elevator is in order! Move out soldier!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:45 No.3435881
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    No
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)18:51 No.3435918
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    You retreat towards the elevator, keeping an eye out to try and avoid unwelcome surprises.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:53 No.3435935
    I like how go back to the elevator is the universal response. :D
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:53 No.3435936
    gets scared, shits PANTS.
    >> 01/17/09(Sat)18:53 No.3435941
    >>3435824
    Daaaw...

    She looks so cute in overalls.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:53 No.3435944
    RUN BITCH! RUN!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:54 No.3435945
    >>3435918
    Oh fu... Jesus Christ it's a Rain, get in the elevator! (And close the door!)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:54 No.3435947
    Here we go again....
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:54 No.3435948
    >>3435918
    Oh shit... Time for Rape round 2 already? This time! Say "Yes!" Give consent, then it's not rape anymore!

    On second though, just run!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:54 No.3435949
    >>3435945
    It's IN the elevator you moron.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:56 No.3435953
    Shoot sergal.

    Rape its body.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:56 No.3435957
    FUCK OFF ALREADY! THIS SHIT SUCKS!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:56 No.3435958
    >>3435945
    Oops, run away then!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:56 No.3435959
    >>3435945
    No you moron! It's IN the elevator! She's walking backwards!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:58 No.3435970
    >>3435957
    No.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:58 No.3435971
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    Hope is false. There is no escape. You know what you must do.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:58 No.3435977
    RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:59 No.3435979
    SHOOT SERGAL WITH GUN.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:59 No.3435983
    RUN DO NOT WALK, RUN AND RUN AND RUN
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:00 No.3435991
    >>3435918
    Turn around, point your yellow thingie into the elevator and squeeze the release lever as hard as you fucking can, rapeybutt.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:00 No.3435995
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    So. She doesn't know how to use the gun and is likely much slower than the dude in the elevator.

    -> Rape #2 imminent
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:03 No.3436009
    >>3435995
    It's not rape if she consents...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:06 No.3436031
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:07 No.3436042
    >>3436031
    Oh shit
    ! Keep running! Run like a Kenyan! Run like a black man from the police! Enter the first room you find and close and lock the door behind you!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:08 No.3436055
    >>3436031
    FIRE AT IT WHILE RUNNING!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:09 No.3436059
    >>3436031
    she is holding that strange device in a bad, bad way if it's a gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:12 No.3436075
    >>3436055
    Not gonna work! Just keep running! Running is a VERY good idea!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:13 No.3436081
    >>3436031

    "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT "
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:15 No.3436088
    If frozen with fear, use device to pleasure monster, and hope it goes away afterwards.

    Very good drawings dude.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:15 No.3436090
    TURN AROUND AND USE YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!

    DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, JOAN. BELIEVE IN ANON WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:15 No.3436091
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    Somehow you manage to outrun the creature until you find the nearest door. You barely manage to close it, but it has a lock and it seems quite sturdy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:17 No.3436105
    >>3436031

    RUN AND SHOOT
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:17 No.3436107
    >>3436091
    Stare at robot butt picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:18 No.3436109
    >>3436091
    Give three cheers to self for being awsome.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:19 No.3436120
    >>3436091

    first things first: barricade the door, then inspect the room, finally try and find something to clean self with.

    i feel dirty. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:20 No.3436123
    Attempt to figure out how to use the unidentified object.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:20 No.3436124
    Inspect sexy motivational.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:20 No.3436130
    She looks like a troubleshooter from Paranoia...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:20 No.3436131
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    >>3436091
    in b4 this happens
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:21 No.3436136
    >>3436091
    CHECK CEILING AND VENTS! OH GOD

    I CAN HEAR IT FOLLOWING YOU!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:22 No.3436141
    Sergals give out CANDY!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:22 No.3436143
    Realize how hot it was to have a Sergal penis in you, or was it tongue? Begin to drift...until the sight of that robo picture comes up. Realize this bastard stole your box, and look around the room!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:23 No.3436146
    No door will stop a sergal
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:23 No.3436149
    Lawl lawl sergal raep1111!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:24 No.3436153
    In b4 Faptau's REVENGE!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:24 No.3436156
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    Maybe now you can breathe easy and think up a plaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:24 No.3436159
    Can we get a glance at the poster in the next action we do?

    Joan doesn't appear to know how to use a gun, so we probably can't force her to use it correctly.

    Is there anything else in the room?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:25 No.3436160
    >>3436149
    ...Most of us are trying to AVOID that. Stop being immature.

    Fire gun at door, if it's outside the bullet might penetrate the door and hit it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:25 No.3436161
    >>3436091
    look around at the rest of the room, to see if things just got worse, which seems to be the rule
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:25 No.3436163
    Distract the SERGAL by pointing out the SEXY MOTIVATIONAL.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:26 No.3436169
    >>3436156

    Since we're apparently faster than the guy (somehow), run away and attempt to figure out how to use the UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT while running.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:26 No.3436171
    >>3436156
    SHOOT IT!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:26 No.3436174
    >>3436156

    Shoot it!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:27 No.3436176
    >>3436156

    point the thing you are holding and if thing approuch clobber it with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:27 No.3436177
    Even if we can't hit it, we should attempt to scare it.
    If nothing else, shoot to scare.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:27 No.3436179
    >>3435824

    Did she just find a Dead Engineer from Team Fortress 2?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:29 No.3436185
    >>3436169

    No no.

    it's fucking toying with us.

    We may as well hope the shooter thing works well enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:30 No.3436199
    Shoot that motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:30 No.3436200
    >>3436185

    Wait fuck, the gun probably doesn't work.

    Shit, Joan must be raped the fuck out if she can't undo the release.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436207
    Needs Faptau to save the day and then do what he does
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436208
    throw object at sergal. if she can't use it, it's not only dead weight, but dangerous to her. get that door back open and keep running!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436209
    >>3436200

    No shit,

    she can't fucking pull the trigger.

    BTW this post and the quoted are a samefag.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436210
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    You pray and hope to activate the correct switch.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436212
    I think the release is for the ammo/power cell thingie at the base. Find some sort of trigger mechanism, point at Sergei, and pull the trigger as fast as you can!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436213
    >>3436156
    SET MYSTERIOUS OBJECT TO KILL
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:32 No.3436214
    >>3436210
    lol powerdrill?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:33 No.3436219
    >>3436210
    That's a powerdrill... We're doomed...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:33 No.3436221
    >>3436210
    PRAYING REALLY HARD
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:33 No.3436226
    Flashy effects is a good thing.

    Look and be aware?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:35 No.3436230
    >>3436210
    YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE SERGAL
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:35 No.3436233
    >>3436219
    Maybe it's an oddly shaped taser! Orky belief will make it so!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:36 No.3436243
    Let's pray for one dead whatever the fuck that thing is!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:36 No.3436245
    >>3436219

    FUCK.

    IT IS.

    Also, Joan has gotten much older physically since the start.

    In her mid-to late teens mayhap? This is purely due to his hips 'n' thighs.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:37 No.3436253
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:38 No.3436259
    >>3436253
    AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:38 No.3436260
    >>3436245
    *cough*
    Breasts.
    Herm.
    >> The Spider 01/17/09(Sat)19:38 No.3436261
    >>3436253
    FIRE AGAIN. THIS TIME AIM.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:38 No.3436263
    Open your eyes and aim you useless cunt
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:39 No.3436266
    >>3436253
    IT SHOOTS! KEEP FIRING, FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE, KEEP FIRING
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:39 No.3436267
    aim this time!! and rapid fire!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:39 No.3436270
    >>3436253
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:39 No.3436274
    >>3436253

    We are so horribly fucked.

    Try pressing a diff button.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:40 No.3436277
    FIRE AGAIN. AND LOOK THIS TIME!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:41 No.3436283
    >>3436253
    Scream "WAAAAGH!" this time, and fire again! "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!" is also acceptable!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:41 No.3436284
    sage for rape fic.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:42 No.3436294
    >>3436283
    AIM then fire. We don't want to miss a second time.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:42 No.3436300
    >>3436284
    age for sage fag.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:42 No.3436301
    >>3436253

    Try it again?

    Good to know that it isn't a powerdrill.

    >>3436260

    Well, yes, but if we want to speculate on the effects on what gave her the tits, looking at everything helps.

    Which I guess I do.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:43 No.3436308
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:43 No.3436311
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:44 No.3436313
    >>3436253

    MOVE AND SHOOT

    Wait.. don't Sergals not attack if you try to befriend them because they have a very strict sense of upholding the law, but love to torture people who they think deserve it?

    Perhaps we are taking this the wrong way, we may be able to make an Ally out of it!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:44 No.3436317
    >>3436311
    "WAAAAAAAGH!" Dakka dakka dakka!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:45 No.3436319
    >>3436311

    What are we? A lefty instead of a righty?

    PEW PEW.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:45 No.3436322
    >>3436311
    SPACE HULK FLASHBACK OH SHIIIIII-
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:45 No.3436323
    stand totally still. they can only see movement!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:46 No.3436327
    >>3436313

    This thing probably raped the fuck up of us.

    No way am I doing anything fucking nice.

    It also isn't attempting to talk, and we screamed and shit the first time, and it didn't do as much as speak a word.
    >> The Spider 01/17/09(Sat)19:46 No.3436328
    >>3436311
    Fire while saying "Get raped in hell".
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:46 No.3436332
    >>3436311
    BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:47 No.3436338
    Sergals are homogay.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:47 No.3436342
    >>3436313
    We just shot at this one. Convincing them we mean no harm is going to be fairly difficult, and may require the loss of our new-found clothing, among other things.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:48 No.3436351
    wtf somy?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:48 No.3436353
    >>3436342
    >>3436327

    Good point..

    Ooh well, MOVE AND SHOOT then.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:49 No.3436361
    Flip it over and attack it's weak point for massive damage!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:50 No.3436365
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:51 No.3436373
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    >>3436361
    It's NOT a crab.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:51 No.3436376
    >>3436365

    OOH GOD WHAT DID WE DO?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:51 No.3436380
    >>3436365

    FUCK YEAH

    Get raped in hell you furry motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436382
    >>3436365

    What just happened?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436383
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436384
    FIGHT IT!
    >> The Spider 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436386
    >>3436365
    It IS a power drill?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:52 No.3436387
    SHOOT TO KILL!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436395
    >>3436365
    EXCELLENT, JOAN!

    YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE SERGAL!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436396
    >>3436365
    What the fuck just happened?

    Okay, this is getting stupid...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436397
    Enough rape, kill it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436402
    >>3436386
    it is a "Power" drill in the same way 40K weapons can be "Power" weapons.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436404
    >>3436365
    GIIIIGAAAAA
    DOOORIIIRUUUUU
    BUUUUREEEEEKAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:54 No.3436406
    >>3436396
    Wait you think NOW it's getting stupid?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:56 No.3436411
    >>3436365

    ....... wait a round?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:56 No.3436413
    >>3436406
    Yes. It was dramatic before... Now it's just... "Whoops! you fail. Enjoy your rape."
    >> The Spider 01/17/09(Sat)19:57 No.3436418
    >>3436413
    We only got raped once. And that was because we were fucking stupid and tried to headbutt the thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:57 No.3436420
    >>3436365

    STOMP THE FUCK OUT OF THE BODY JESUS SHIT MAKE SURE IT'S DEAD
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:58 No.3436423
    >>3436413
    Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:58 No.3436427
    Shoot! Kick! STOMP!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)19:58 No.3436428
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    TO BE CONTINUED.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:58 No.3436430
    >>3436428
    GHEY! GAY GAY GAY! FAGGITY FAG FAG!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:58 No.3436432
    >>3436428
    WHERE?

    WHEN?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)19:59 No.3436433
    >>3436428

    I hope bad things happen to you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:00 No.3436439
    >>3436428
    GET BACK HERE! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE HAVE CONFIRMED THE KILL!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:00 No.3436440
    >>3436418

    I don't think an attempted headbutting justifies rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:00 No.3436441
    >>3436428
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    ...moar? :O
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:00 No.3436442
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:02 No.3436448
    >>3436440

    We were practically naked and had no way to defend ourselves. And we headbutted a fucking SERGAL. A Scenario like that is going to end in one of two ways:

    1. Being ripped to bits.
    2. Being raped, then possible ripped to bits.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:02 No.3436452
    >>3436448

    >possible

    ^possibly
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:02 No.3436454
    WHEN WILL THE STORY CONTINUE!?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:02 No.3436455
    >>3436441
    Well, he said it'll be continued. So there should be moar sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:03 No.3436459
    >>3436440
    I don't think a Sergal in the mood for rape agrees with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:03 No.3436461
    The Sergal was cute, I'd let it rape me if I was the little girl with growing tits.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)20:03 No.3436463
    >>3436432
    Maybe tomorrow if I am sufficiently functional. I live on the Moon so my clock shows TRIPLE-ZED.
    And maybe I can figure out what to do with this shit next. Sergals are cute and adorable, but they're not very economical to draw.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:05 No.3436472
    >>3436365

    Preform TEABAG maneuver on SERGAL CORPSE

    Then SEARCH CORPSE
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:05 No.3436473
    Thanks for this stuff today Sir Double Faggot, even if you did go a bit crazy with the story towards the end.

    I suggest moving on from the Sergals.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:06 No.3436476
    >>3436472
    Also, HARVEST STEAKS
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:07 No.3436479
    >>3436459

    My point was the Sergal isn't someone that we
    would want to team up with.

    >>3436461

    Also huge ass. I would totally make her a sammich and stare at her while she eats it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:10 No.3436496
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    >>3436463
    Cheers for good entertainment and for persisting in the face of trolls and sagefags. Shit was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:13 No.3436512
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    >Sergals are cute and adorable
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:14 No.3436521
    >>3436496

    Seconded
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:17 No.3436547
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    >>3436496

    Srlsy. Good Job, Double-Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:18 No.3436555
    >>3436473

    But they're such perfect antagonists!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:21 No.3436577
    Great story. Will read again.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)20:24 No.3436596
    Actually, my original plan was to have the sergal become a sort of a pet, but then you panicked and froze and headbutted it.

    LET NONE SAY I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD.
    >> The Spider 01/17/09(Sat)20:25 No.3436608
    >>3436596
    Can you pleeeeease tell us if we killed it or not?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:28 No.3436625
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    >>3436596
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:29 No.3436631
    >>3436473
    I sugest we fight hobos. Possibly vampire hobos.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)20:30 No.3436641
    >>3436608
    I asked my mom if I can have a sergal but she said I can't take care of it but I said I'll promise to take care of it but mommy said no so I project my anger on you by denying you the information.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:33 No.3436662
    >>3436596
    Dude, You could have easily said that it was knocked out or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:35 No.3436682
    Or that by headbutting it, we established dominance, thus ensuring its loyalty since it will only serve strong masters...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:37 No.3436698
    >>3436682

    Dude, we were a sandly clad freaked out girl.

    Headbutting was a terrible plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:38 No.3436704
    >>3436698
    Indeed. And this now establishes a precadent that beign fucking stupid causes bad things to happen. We have to think.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)20:39 No.3436714
    >>3436662
    >>3436682
    My dear quintuple negroes, YOU WILL BE KILL BY SERGALS.

    First of all, Joan has something along the lines of -10 str. Secondly, sergals wouldn't be cute and adorable if they were that easy.
    And that -10 strt thing probably did the exact opposite of establishing dominance, so that makes you negroes twenty times over!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:40 No.3436719
    >>3436704
    But thinking is painful.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)20:42 No.3436735
    >>3436719
    I'm a sadist.

    Even towards myself, apparently, as MY FACEYES ARE BURNING WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND DRILLS OW FUCK SHIT OW OW FCUK.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:42 No.3436739
    >>3436714
    Admit it: "No Joan, you are the Sergals."

    And then Joan was a Grue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:46 No.3436779
    >>3436698
    I assume you mean scantily, since there was no sand in her outfit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)20:47 No.3436791
    >>3436739
    8/10 I'd lol again.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:49 No.3437300
    continue this now!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)22:13 No.3437486
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    >>3436463

    Sergalfag making all those stupid shooped manual pages reporting in.

    I like your style. I know they're not easy to draw but you're doing a pretty damn good job so far.

    If you need any help with anything regarding them, send me an email. Or hell, if you want nothing but good reference pages, send an email. I'm just happy to see these things featured, in any manner at all.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:23 No.3438072
    so wait, is the sergal dead or not?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:27 No.3438089
    AUGH

    FUCK YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT

    I HATE CLIFFHANGER ENDINGS WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DEAD OR NOT!?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:27 No.3438096
    Hug Sergal.

    Read note.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:31 No.3438115
    Cripple Sergal by shooting it in the limbs, Then rape it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:36 No.3438143
    CHOO CHOO!!!!!!!! DO YOU LIKE TRAINS I SURE LOVE TRAINS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I LOVE RAILORADS.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:39 No.3438165
    >>3438143
    OP said LOVE IS OVER.

    Many Bad Ends available.
    1) Wakes up with a Tau that has one Giant arm over here breathing heavily through his helmet
    2) OM NOM NOM'D
    3) Accidentally PowerDrilled self
    4) There is no Number 5
    6) Covered in bees
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:43 No.3438194
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    >>3438096
    ...this better be important
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:44 No.3438195
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    >> this is the last time I ever try to draw without a tablet Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:48 No.3438210
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    >hug sergal read note
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:54 No.3438236
    >>3438210
    ...

    I'm sold. Make it a pet.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:57 No.3438251
    >>3438210
    aw
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:57 No.3438252
    Holy shit I missed an adventure thread.

    Okay, first off, OP, you need to do these preferably in the early morning on a weekday, that's when weaver does Ruby usually and that's when the kiddies are in bed or at school.

    Second, railroad the sergal thing if you have to, /tg/ will approve of it eventually. Make it Joan's Tom to protect her GIRLISH FIGURE from future rapes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:58 No.3438255
    >>3438236
    Of course it might "accidentally" snap your neck
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:58 No.3438261
    >>3438255
    Nawww, just look at that thing. It's got a friend.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:59 No.3438266
    >>3438210
    :D
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)23:59 No.3438268
    >>3438266
    >:D

    GET THE FUCK OUT.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:03 No.3438291
    >>3436313
    If only... If only people had listened...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:04 No.3438309
    >>3438291 here...

    Oh god please tell me it's not dead I have such a sick feeling in my stomach right now.

    Please tell me the gun just... spun it or something...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:11 No.3438347
    >>3438309
    Goddammit...

    I mean, it was supposed to be a pet!? And we might have killed it!?

    Goddamn! At least make it seem more friendly next time or something OP! I mean... Goddamn...

    I am literally sick to my stomach thinking that we might have killed something due to a huge misunderstanding, but at the same time I blame the OP for not making it, you know, SAY SOMETHING sooner...

    Though the gun didn't do that spin thing last time... Maybe it didn't go off...

    In fact, it doesn't even look like the gun is pointed at the sergal anymore...

    But then... Is that a dead sergal head at the bottom of the last image? I really hope it isn't but I can't think of anything other than that as to what it might be, with an X for an eye and the V shaped head... Though granted there's an I off to the left and strange angles abound...

    Fuck...

    Just... Just tell us OP, did we kill it or can it still be our pet?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:12 No.3438361
    >>3438347
    Watch that it turns out that it was the only thing that could defeat FapTau/ShilckTau
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:18 No.3438411
    >>3438361
    FUCKING HELL

    I call a do over. God-fucking-dammit.

    Reload our save from before we headbutted it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:20 No.3438422
    >>3438411
    Yes... yes...

    This please...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:21 No.3438437
    >>3438411
    Or that might be a Red Herring
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:22 No.3438441
    >>3438210
    Reload the save so we can have this.

    And no stupid unnecessary death. That thing WAS cute and awesome. No, IS cute and awesome, if it's not dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:23 No.3438455
    >>3438437
    I don't fucking care. This is akin to dropping the egg at the beginning of Zork.

    It was a stupid move and now the game is likely fucked, if not a lot harder than it should have been.

    And we just killed our PET!

    Reload the save.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:25 No.3438478
    >>3438455
    Or we might have killed the BBEG
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:26 No.3438484
    >>3438455
    I hate the Sierra Screw.... such a HAHA YOU WASTED HOW MUCH TIME? GUESS WHAT YOU'RE FUCKED NOW RESTART AND FIND THAT STUPID THING YOU MISSED
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:33 No.3438546
    Bunch of faggot-ass copycat threads. RubyQuest and its various imitators needs to fucking die already.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:42 No.3438613
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    Good End.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:43 No.3438630
    >>3438478
    Doubtful. The OP said the sergal was meant to be our pet. Read through the thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:45 No.3438644
    >>3438484

    I honestly don't think that Sir Double-Faggot really meant the pet option.

    Sergels that would be friendable would probably say something like hello, before even attempting the rapeage.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:47 No.3438661
    >>3438644
    Considering how this thing has gone, I think it was, and could still be.

    This is her disturbing adventure. It'd be a friend with benefits at the least, think about it. Joan is it's sex slave, it provides protection.

    OR it can be best friends and work through the adventure ruby and tom style.

    Either way, awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:47 No.3438668
    FUCK YES GOOD END.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:54 No.3438738
    He's probably just messing with us.

    Either way I hope it's not dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:59 No.3438791
    >>3438613
    THIS HAD BETTER BE WHAT HAPPENS, OP!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:03 No.3438823
    /tg/ has gone from "SHOOT IT!" to "Oh god, I hope we didn't kill it."

    Thought I'd never see the day.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:06 No.3438842
    ...It what?

    It was really supposed to be our pet?

    Why... Okay, yeah, nevermind. Reload and greet it with a friendly "Hi" ruby style instead of headbutting it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:08 No.3438864
    >>3438842
    Addendum: If it rapes us again we shoot it. If it's friendly we be friendly back this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:08 No.3438873
    you're all a bunch of pussies.
    >> O'Kunas 01/18/09(Sun)01:14 No.3438922
    One more vote to reload the save to when we first met the sergal.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:43 No.3439203
    This thread is still up?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:23 No.3439515
    File deleted.
    Joan grows weary of waiting for a new thread. She's pissed, actually. Recalling snippits of "Martha Stewart Living," she decides to make a practical yet fashionable hat by tearing the fucked-up sergal's body apart with her teeth. Her new accessory greatly improves her mood, as well as her confidence.

    Sadly, no one with talent was available to capture this moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:44 No.3439717
    >>3439515
    That is terrible and you should feel terrible.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:55 No.3439835
    >>3439515
    Bad end.

    Reload save.

    Achieve good end.

    ???

    Have a billion sergal babies

    Conquer the earth.

    FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:24 No.3440091
    >>3439515
    1) Fuck you, sergals are awesome, sergal pet is more awesome.

    2) What kind of newfag scribblefag signs their piece of shit drawing?

    Signing your name to this image says that you're proud of it and want to be known for it. I really, really, REALLY hope that is not the case.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:48 No.3440331
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    >>3440091

    I can't draw, shitsux, and I have no interest in being remembered. Used to signing diagrams and junk so they don't get misplaced, I guess. Consider image bawwwwleted so my ancestors won't make the connection.

    Reposted sans namefaggotry because idiotic fucking sergals are deserve to be humiliated, and so people will know WTF this was about until the thread goes in the tank in three hours.


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