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    27 KB The Somewhat Disturbing Adventures of Joan, Episode IV Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)12:03 No.3443426  
    After a most unpleasant life, highlighted only by the relative awesomeness of being born, Joan's life keeps going downhill.
    However, the critical effect of the powerpower drill seems to have removed the immediate threat of rape by creature, incidentally removing the threat of being in an intact room and having a powerpower drill.
    The threat of smoke and rubble has emerged - as well as the threat of uncomfortable position.


    On a related note, Joan's life might suck just a bit less if you refreshed before you posted, didn't post if there were more than five suggestions replying to the latest image and kept the speculations and other such discussions in an entirely separate thread. Less than ten official, canon images per thread might cause rocks to fall and everyone to die.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:04 No.3443432
    stand up and find out where I am
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:08 No.3443457
    >Read note
    >Hug Tom
    >Remove clothes
    >Shlick furiously

    Issat all of them?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:10 No.3443470
    >>3443432
    this
    >> Second 01/18/09(Sun)12:11 No.3443476
    >>3443432
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)12:12 No.3443490
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    >>3443432
    You stand up with some minor difficulty, finding the effort of staying up unnecessarily challenging.
    As far as you can tell, you are in the same room as you were before, after successfully, albeit temporarily, evading the aggressive creature. The room, however, seems to be CRITICALLY ALTERED.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:15 No.3443511
    Are there walls standing in here? If not, what's beyond where they were? Do we have any idea where the robot went with out box? Have we suffered any effects like our original uncomfortable growth since then? Do we still hear any sounds of battle?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:15 No.3443513
    Strike a heroic pose to celebrate your victory over the rape-creature.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:18 No.3443529
    Use some debris to make a club.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:21 No.3443545
    Attempt to use some of that steel piping into an attractive new hat.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:23 No.3443552
    >>3443545
    New hats should always be a priority.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)12:23 No.3443557
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    >>3443506
    Your feeble shout receives no reply.
    >>3443511
    The walls of the room appear to have been altered among the rest of the room, but any further walls are hidden by the smoke, dust and your slightly blurry vision - that is, if such walls even exist.
    You feel quite uncomfortable, but that is to be expected after experiencing the altering of an entire room at point blank range. You can't really hear anything except a constant ringing in your ears.
    >>3443513
    Your victory-pose fails completely to achieve even the semblance of heroism.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:24 No.3443562
    >>3443552
    Rip off a bit of our clothes, so it looks a bit like a skirt to also use in our hat.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:24 No.3443563
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    Find the sergal.

    Hug it and make sure it's okay.

    If not, reload save.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:25 No.3443567
    Fuck fuck fuck another one. If it looks aggressive or like one we already pissed off, run, if not, try to look nonthreatening?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:25 No.3443568
    >>3443557
    Run in any direction randomly at full speed until we see something interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:26 No.3443576
    >>3443557
    NO!

    Wave Hi and give it a friendly hello, ruby style!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:27 No.3443581
    MAKE PEACE BEFORE HOSTILITIES PEOPLE

    Attempt to talk with it this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:27 No.3443582
    >>3443574
    We can't! We have like -10 STR and our powpow drill is gone!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:31 No.3443606
    >>3443596
    I dunno what our pet-get prospects are like, having headbutted one and powerpower drilled another (or even the same?). But at least rapeybutt can try not to piss it off more.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:32 No.3443617
    Try to pantomime peace and an end to hostilities. Offer to make amends.

    Come on, OP, let it happen...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:35 No.3443634
    >>3443617
    >Pantomime peace

    Yes. Yes yes yes. You know, hold hands up, try to say "Stop! I mean no harm!" with body language.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:37 No.3443654
    >>3443634
    Bend over and pull down your pants. Its a sign of submission so Im sure the creature will understand what you are trying to say.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)12:38 No.3443661
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    >>3443562
    You quickly dismiss the idea of using a skirt as a hat and conclude that you must have received quite the shock.
    >>3443563
    YOU ARE PLAYING HARDCORE, NO SAVES, NO RELOADS, FINAL DESTINATION.
    >>3443567
    You'd rather not stay to investigate the creature's opinions of yourself.
    >>3443568
    You discover your running ability to be CRITICALLY LIMITED.

    You can hear weak growling through all the ringing.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:39 No.3443673
    >>3443634
    During the Human/Minbari first contact, the captain of one Minbari cruiser ordered to approach a human destroyer with their gun ports open in a gesture of peace. They interpreted this action as an "open-handed" approach, in the manner of one holding a weapon out at arm's length where it is clearly visible.

    The human captain took this as a sign of aggression.

    And then there was a war.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:41 No.3443686
    Pick up anything that can be used as an improvised weapon.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:41 No.3443689
    >>3443661
    But.. What?

    Oh come on OP. Let's hide for now and then look around for a gift to give as a peace offering later.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:41 No.3443690
    >>3443661
    Place shoe on head. Turn 360 degrees. Shout "STOP! IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:42 No.3443692
    >>3443686
    If the super drill thing doesn't kill it, an improvised weapon won't either.

    hide and find it a gift.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:43 No.3443698
    >>3443673
    Alright.

    Making peace somehow is still the best option.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:44 No.3443703
    hide.

    If it finds us, just say we're sorry and didn't mean any harm, we were just scared, beg for mercy.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:49 No.3443740
    Sergal: Find joan, find remains of other sergal, conclude that in order to have killed the other sergal Joan must be a skillful warrior, adopt her into your clan.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:52 No.3443758
    >>3443740
    >>3443740
    Like the Predators/Yautja/whatever?

    Fucking awesome.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)12:52 No.3443765
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    >>3443686
    You grope around, slightly dizzy, until your hand meets something other than large, immovable chunks of concrete or small, ineffective pebbles that would not even kill yourself. It is cold and somewhat hairy. As your eyes gain a little focus, you can see that it's bloodied at both ends, but hardly leaking.
    >>3443689
    There is no place to hide that you can see from where you stand and you very much doubt that the creature would be pacified with an offering, no matter how grandiose.
    >> Vekter !OIqMj3oAUI 01/18/09(Sun)12:53 No.3443767
    Ruby ripoff
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:54 No.3443775
    >>3443765
    OH COME ON.

    You said we could get one as a pet!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:54 No.3443778
    Wait, we can't run, we can't hide, we can't fight, we can't seek peace?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:55 No.3443787
    >>3443765
    Okay, so why are sergals attacking anyways?

    They're a lawful neutral race, they wouldn't attack without reason. Find one and try to make amends.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:55 No.3443794
    Use the object and an improvised weapon or as a handy food source. Begin to look for exit.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:56 No.3443799
    This is stupid.

    Wave one over, try to make peace, if it kills us then whoop dee doo, we don't have to deal with this thread anymore.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/18/09(Sun)12:57 No.3443808
    Fuck you, SDF! I was just about to continue my Ranger adventure. ;_;

    Oh well, try to eat it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:57 No.3443809
    >>3443765
    An offering is our only chance goddammit! Try anyways! Be as meek as possible!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:58 No.3443812
    >>3443809
    This! It's all we have!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:58 No.3443814
    >>3443765
    I think he wants us to offer Joan's body to the sergal.

    In which this is getting nowhere fast.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:58 No.3443818
    >>3443767
    And? It uses the same style of Ruby but applies it differently. It's less about mindfuckery than a depressing, sad but slightly humorous adventure because of the sad life of Joan.

    Also hide arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:58 No.3443820
    >>3443787
    >lawful
    lolno
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)12:58 No.3443823
    >>3443767
    This man is right.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:00 No.3443833
    >>3443831
    Yeah, but if they're lawful, we can at least try to make peace and say it was in self defense and because of severe freak-outage and temporary insanity.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:00 No.3443834
    >>3443767

    Stop being a faggot, Vekter.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:00 No.3443835
    >>3443808
    Do it in about 2 hours, I don't want to miss the start.

    >>3443787
    We headbutted one, but it was merciful and left us alive.
    We then shot at one, and then caused a large explosion.
    That sounds reason enough for them to attack for me.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:01 No.3443844
    >>3443823
    Would you stop another film being made after the first film because it would be "ripping off" that film?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:01 No.3443846
    >>3443835
    Again, we can explain that we were only doing this in self defense, and the second one looked pretty damn malicious.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:02 No.3443854
    >>3443740
    Can we do this?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:05 No.3443875
    >>3443846
    It could well have been the first one coming back, and we don't know it's actual intentions. It could have been coming to give us some small item but useful item, but we shot at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:08 No.3443901
    >>3443875
    It sure didn't look friendly. Still, we should try to avoid conflicts with future sergals, and if that was the only one that knew we opened hostilities, we can pretty much get off on a clean slate and lie and say we never were hostile and the explosion was an accident.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:11 No.3443926
    >>3443901
    It was a Sergal. They never look friendly.

    But yeah, lying our face off looks like a good option right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:11 No.3443937
    >>3443901
    Yes, it didn't look friendly. Sergals never do, what with the permanent "gonna rape you" grin and all.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:15 No.3443968
    >>3443926
    >>3443937
    Still, yeah, lie, we had nothing to do with it, etc.

    Please oh please god find a friendly one to help us through this ordeal...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)13:16 No.3443980
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    SRSLY U GUYS GEEZ relocate your twitchy fingers from the submit-button to the refresh button or something.

    Contrary to apparent logic, you decide to have a go at pacifying the beast. Noting that the OBVIOUS HUMAN LEG is potentially too heavy for you to use as a weapon, you tell yourself that the creature might prefer to eat it instead of you. You decide that you would not be able to outrun it again anyway.
    However, when you turn to face it, the creature looks a bit odd!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:18 No.3444009
    >>3443980
    Um, okay.

    What's up with it's eyes?

    And... don't they always look odd?

    Just... yeah, skip to next, I don't think we can do anything this round. Just watch and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:19 No.3444015
    >>3443980
    I refresh.
    I think the main issue is that with different opinions on what to do next, we end up discussing them amongst ourselves.

    And hold the leg out to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:20 No.3444024
    >>3443980
    Stay perfectly still. It's eyes look fucked up. It may be blinded. Joan should not make a single sound.

    Also delete some posts guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:20 No.3444027
    >>3443980
    ...

    It's... It's the one we hit. Look at it's tongue.

    It's dizzy.

    Hug it and help it regain it's balance, say "My name is Joan and I am quite lost."
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:21 No.3444041
    >>3444027
    Along with "Sorry about that, I was so scared, etc."
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:22 No.3444046
    My god it survived?

    Holy shit. Well, yeah. Help it regain it's balance, explain the situation, say you're sorry but were just acting in self defense.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:25 No.3444064
    What was the quote from Alice in Wonderland?

    "I seem to have been befell by an awful series of circumstances lately."

    Something like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:25 No.3444067
    Offer to share the human leg.

    Ask it if it knows how we both survived the use of a Quantum Power Drill that apparently destroyed our surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:25 No.3444075
    Hug sergal.

    Read rubble.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:27 No.3444090
    >>3444075
    pebbleoscopy, fuck yeah!!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:29 No.3444106
    >>3443980
    Assume Missionary position.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:30 No.3444115
    Is this a male sergal or a female with a rapey tentacle clit?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)13:32 No.3444131
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    You offer the leg to the creature. It seems to have trouble with orientation.

    If you were an optimist, you might begin to hope that the creature is more interested in the leg than your WARM FLESH, as it would seem - given that you have correctly interpreted the primary target of the beast's attention.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:34 No.3444151
    >>3444131
    Give it a hug.

    That's what it's lumbering towards, Joan. So give it a hug and help it balance.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:34 No.3444154
    >>3444131
    Also helping it regain balance, apologizing, beg forgiveness, beg for help.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/18/09(Sun)13:36 No.3444177
    Attack the sergal. Use your teeth, aim at the throat!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:38 No.3444187
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    It says here that digitigrade legs aren't built for walking upright, so suggest she gives it a good stomping with one of her boots at the 'ankle' joint (actually a heel).
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:38 No.3444191
    It looks punch-drunk

    Hold out the meat and hope that it goes for availability over amount.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:39 No.3444196
    >>3444177
    >>3444187
    No fightan, Joan is not good at fightan. She is good at suddenly growing boobs and fashioning crude hats.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:40 No.3444209
    What is wrong with you people?

    Kill it with fire!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:43 No.3444232
    Actually it looks like she isn't good at ANYTHING.

    Her memory's screwed up, and it seems to have affected any skills she might have had.

    Not Dying should be her main focus.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)13:43 No.3444233
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    The creature is quite likely atleast twice as heavy as you are and definitely a hundred times heavier than you can handle. It falls to the ground but seems content with the leg regardless.

    You somehow manage to remember to breathe before you pass out. It's impossible to tell when you last ate, but the HORROR keeps your hunger completely quiet.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:44 No.3444242
    So why wasn't this cumdumpster gotten porn yet, faggot?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:45 No.3444253
    >>3444233
    Figure out which direction is 'away'
    go 'away' from the Sergal, far as possible to do safely.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:47 No.3444279
    She appears to have a sturdy pair of boots, she's very hungry, and now the beast is on the ground.

    Stomp the sergal to death, and eat it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:49 No.3444294
    >>3444279
    -10 str. Don't try to eat it. Instead try to rip off a small chunk of the arm for yourself to eat.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:50 No.3444307
    >>3444294
    If she was going to eat off of it she probably should have done that before it found its way into the maw of a ferocious predator.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:51 No.3444309
    >>3444294
    I'm actually for holding out for better food. Like, you know, not cannibalistic. Why don't we search for more clues as to what the fuck? "Joan you are t", box-stealing robot...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:52 No.3444325
    Let's pet the poor thing. Maybe some affection will win the day...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:53 No.3444338
    >>3444309
    Joan you are t...he anti-christ?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:56 No.3444360
    >>3444309
    >>3444338
    "Joan, you are the Sergals."
    And then Joan was a Grue.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:57 No.3444372
    I concur! No cannibals! Hold out for real food...

    Be meek and submissive to the Sergal. Maybe if we're pathetic enough, it won't eat or rape us...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)13:57 No.3444374
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    >>3444253
    As you turn to sneak away with lacking subtlety, you collide with a round, hard and cold obstruction!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:59 No.3444395
    >>3444233
    Rape it, it'll never see THAT one coming.
    It'll be too surprised to attack you, then just stab it in the throat with a sharp rock.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)13:59 No.3444396
    >>3444374
    Observe what we have collided into.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:00 No.3444404
    >>3444374
    Lick it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:01 No.3444410
    >>3444374
    Oh no she walked into the box-stealing robot's ass. I just know it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:01 No.3444411
    >>3444374
    Then lick it, you ARE hungry after all.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:05 No.3444435
    >>3444374

    Stagger away?

    Attempt to greet any creatures that we haven't already met.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:05 No.3444439
    >>3444396
    >>3444412
    This.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)14:06 No.3444444
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    >>3444396
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:06 No.3444454
    >>3444410
    >>3444444
    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:07 No.3444455
    Inspect new object! Closely. With our hands, if possible...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:07 No.3444456
    >>3444374
    Urinate on it to mark your territory.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:07 No.3444459
    >>3444444
    Lick it inbetween the cheeks
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:08 No.3444464
    >>3444444
    kick it
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:08 No.3444466
    >>3444444
    Bow to it politely, then clearly introduce yourself. Ask it it's name.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:08 No.3444469
    >>3444459
    this
    and then
    this
    >>3444464
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:09 No.3444476
    >>3444444
    attempt feed it to the monster over there
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:09 No.3444478
    >>3444444

    BITE THAT SHINY METAL ARSE!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:09 No.3444480
    >>3444444
    4 gods sake I was right. >.<
    Okay.. monster, or machine that could be a monster..

    Sergal might have been the rapist
    Machine took your crap.

    Sergal smile promotes suicidal thoughts
    Machine smile ...

    Seek shelter with your fellow organic.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:10 No.3444484
    He doesn't look friendly. Demand information, pursue, see where he goes?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:10 No.3444486
    Ask it
    "what the hell are YOU smiling at!?"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:10 No.3444488
    >>3444469
    >>3444476
    Ignore these buffoons.

    Do this! >>3444466

    Doo eet!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:10 No.3444492
    >>3444488
    Noooooo
    do the licking one!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:12 No.3444501
    >>3444492
    No. Polite behavior and proper manners will win the day... Mark my words.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:13 No.3444513
    kill robot
    eat monster
    fuck self
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:14 No.3444525
    Have sex with the buttcheek robot
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:15 No.3444532
    "What's going on?!"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:17 No.3444545
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:17 No.3444551
    >>3444444

    A ROBUTT!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:18 No.3444556
    >>3444501
    If this doesn't work, then we do this >>3444480
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:18 No.3444561
    Offer the robot your supple virgin anus in exchange for it defending you against the furry
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:19 No.3444568
    Idiocy got us raped. Let's not be idiots again or the robutt might reach out and touch us with its STEEL PENIS.

    Introduce ourselves to it calmly, see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:20 No.3444574
    >>3444551
    >>3444568
    robuttmind
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:20 No.3444577
    >>3444574
    Wut? That doesn't make any sense!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:21 No.3444582
    >>3444568
    You fool! We WANT it to touch us with its STEEL PENIS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:21 No.3444585
    >>3444577
    How does it not?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:21 No.3444586
    >>3444561
    You sure that's a 'virgin' anus? It wasn't specifically mentioned where the creature in the dark violated poor Joan.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:22 No.3444600
    >>3444586
    The robot doesn't know that.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:22 No.3444603
    >>3444582
    ಠ_ಠ
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    >>3444582
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)14:23 No.3444619
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    >>3444455
    You discover the robotic buttocks to be metallic and round.

    Your mind is a mess! Panic is clearly hindering your thought process. Your legs are trying to get you up and running while your hands are frozen still and you catch yourself extending your tongue towards the machine rear.

    The robot STARES.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:24 No.3444629
    >>3444619
    Oh god no...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:25 No.3444630
    Suck his STEEL PENIS
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:25 No.3444631
    >>3444619
    >dat ass
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:25 No.3444643
    >>3444619
    Plunge your tongue into it's shiny metal anus repeatedly
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:26 No.3444651
    >>3444630
    NOO!

    We want THIS! >>3444556
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:26 No.3444655
    Regain senses and ask monster where it put your box of stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:26 No.3444656
    The ROBUTT appears to have long, thin legs. Trip it and then rape it. Even with our -10str tripping it over should be easy.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:27 No.3444658
    >>3444466
    This this this this!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:27 No.3444665
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    itt: ruby quest without the railroading
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:28 No.3444668
    Rape the ROBUTT with your SUPPLE VIRGIN ANUS
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:28 No.3444670
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    >>3444631
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:29 No.3444688
    >>3444665
    I think you mean "Without the quality control". This is what happens when you listen to dumbasses. I'm almost certain that death has been avoided simply by the OP fudging our inevitable doom from some of our fucked up choices thus far.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:30 No.3444693
    >>3444688
    If only he'd pick the more sensible responses...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:31 No.3444704
    Ignore the robot and flee the scene before you get impregnated by his robot babies
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:31 No.3444705
    >>3444630
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:31 No.3444706
    >>3444693
    I trust the good Sir to pick responses that could at least potentially lead somewhere.

    Even if that would happen to be Joan dying from ROBOTIC ASS TO MOUTH
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:32 No.3444709
    >I think you mean "Without the quality control". This is what happens when you listen to dumbasses.

    same thing
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:32 No.3444715
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    Less than ten official, canon images per thread might cause rocks to fall and everyone to die. Let's flood with images guys!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:33 No.3444726
    >>3444704
    Robotic babies.

    Recieve them.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:34 No.3444729
    >>3444715
    don't be a fagort
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:34 No.3444730
    I suggest a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:35 No.3444741
    >>3444726
    eh, better than the other thing giving her babies
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:36 No.3444743
    I wish this would result in ROBUTTs giant STEEL PENIS violating poor Joan and smashing through her stomach.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:36 No.3444748
    The thing that's disturbed me the most is how wicked awesome he draws the sergal. Normally I dismiss them.

    Now I wish we were just playing the sergal. This is what disturbs me.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:37 No.3444753
    Well, the robot hasn't doing anything.

    I think we should beg the robutt to get us out of here.

    Obviously, we are insane.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:39 No.3444771
    >>3444748
    You...wish to be the little sergal?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:40 No.3444774
    I think we should stop bickering and let the man do his work.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:40 No.3444779
    >>3444741

    Offer sex to the sergal in exchange for defense and friendship. We need to use what we have as currency, here, we're on the barter system.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:40 No.3444781
    I LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR FIVE MINUTES

    Sergal as an ally, people. Goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:41 No.3444792
    hug Sergal

    Tell it to save you from the robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:42 No.3444798
    Have the SERGAL and ROBUTT DP you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:43 No.3444805
    ALWAYS TRUST FLESH OVER METAL
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:44 No.3444809
    >>3444771
    Yes, then the artist would be more inclined to acquiesce the sexual options
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:45 No.3444824
    >>3444805
    NOT IF THE FLESH WANTS TO RAPE AND/OR EAT YOU
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:45 No.3444829
    Personally, I'd rather not end each segment with rape or really stupid stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:46 No.3444837
    >>3444824
    WELL WHAT DO SUPPOSE THE ROBOT WANTS TO DO?
    SERVE US TEA AND WAFFLES?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:46 No.3444838
    The sergal is meant to be our pet.

    The robot is not.

    I think the decision is obvious, and the sergal seems like a much more versatile ally to boot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:46 No.3444839
    >>3444586
    Given that our vagina was duct-taped closed both before and after the attack, it's safe to assume that our anus is a long way from virgin.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:46 No.3444840
    >>3444829
    True, START with rape, and get that out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:47 No.3444842
    >>3444837
    MAKE SWEET CONSENSUAL LOVE TO US?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:48 No.3444856
    >>3444824
    DUDE!

    The sergal left us ALIVE. It wouldn't kill or eat us as it already had the chance to.

    We KNOW that we'll live with the sergal as our companion.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:48 No.3444862
    Are the other parts archived somewhere?
    I seem to have forgotten what happend.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:49 No.3444869
    >>3444856
    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:49 No.3444872
    >>3444862
    Actually, no. I don't think it was... Too bad!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:51 No.3444884
    >>3444869
    Not yet, but they COULD BE.

    WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:51 No.3444885
    >>3444837
    WELL MAYBE IF WE'RE POLITE TO IT IT WILL!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:51 No.3444890
    >>3444872
    Anyone save the images?
    And why hasn't SDF posted yet?
    Has he become fed up with our constant ramblings?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)14:52 No.3444893
    >>3444887
    U GUYZ
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:54 No.3444910
    >>3444771
    >You...wish to be the little sergal?

    Don't judge me.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:56 No.3444939
    Just bloody get behind the sergal! If that huge shiny robot is a murder machine, then I bet at least the sergal has a better chance than raped, beaten and hungry STR -10 Joan.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)14:58 No.3444959
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    If we're lucky Marcus Rubix and Tom Santiago will save the day.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)15:16 No.3445159
    Bamf?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)15:41 No.3445396
    OH LOOK

    RUBY QUEST WITHOUT THE CHARM
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)15:42 No.3445403
    >>3445396
    Ruby Quest minus 90% of the awesome is still more awesome than most threads.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)15:42 No.3445405
    >>3444959
    what
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)16:11 No.3445689
    >>3445396
    It appeals to different tastes. It's a totally different type of adventure but uses the same medium. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO ACCEPT?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)16:13 No.3445708
    >>3445396
    I find this post deliciously ironic. RQ fans always complain about how sagefags stay and complain instead of hiding the thread.


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