Hahaha.

Anyway, please continue to explore the building.

>>3447566
SERGALMEN.

Destroy all inferior races for the future of the White Race.

Woot!

Ok now all we need too do is ask the sergal if it can find the robot and take us too it.

also ask the sergal it's name, I am getting tired just calling it "the sergal" all the god damn time.

>>3447566
>Part Sex
Did you do that as a clever ententre? or are you planning a little nookie?

That thing's probably just waiting for her to be in a vulnerable position again before it says 'hi' with its body again.

Use gun, kill Sergal.
Eat Sergal.

>>3447610
We've been over that the only reason that happened in the first place was because we decided to attack it in the dark. It shouldn't happen again if you make smart moves.

I already named the Sergal Tom.

Check the cigarette container. If there are cigarettes inside, light one up. It'll calm our nerves. Offer one to Tom too, he should have a lighter or something.

After our cigarette, explore rest of the building...

Kill the fucking Sergal.
Then kill the fucking robot.
Drink a coke.

>>3447628
Of course, us trying to name him is just a fucking stupid idea, since this is the internet, and it'll automatically lead to conflict. Especially because Sergei is the clearly superior name.

>>3447613
No! no no no no no! We smoke a cigarette together, to calm our nerves, then we explore.

You just KNOW that thing's just keeping us around cause we're fucking STACKED and wearing nothing but overalls.
We're the epitome of rape bait.

Make out with sergal, Have a smoke, Explore building.

Also, Find some paper to make disguise masks.

>>3447670
I concede to this. Sergei is an awesome name...

>If there are cigarettes inside, light one up. It'll calm our nerves.
Doesn't that only work if you're already a smoker?

>>3447685
I like to think we're turned on by the attention.

>>3447581
The building seems to be infuriatingly homogenously designed. Every place looks the same. You find a few rooms, but they are entirely empty, with only dustless spots in the shape of obvious objects indicating previous use. No more sexy motivators, only empty spots.
>>3447602
The creature seems to have some knowledge of your situation.

Find some paper and crayons, Make robot masks so we can sneak up on the robot and sap it.

>>3447698
Probably. If Joan's a hobo, then she's a smoker too. And a drunk. And a junkie. And a whore.

Ask it for a way out.

>>3447702
go straight
kill robot(sap, then shoot)
fuck sergei
dance on robot's grave

>>3447702
agree, follow him.

>>3447702
Light up cigarette, also offer one to the sergal. If it causes lungs to hurt, toss it away.
Follow the route it's mapped out with it taking point.
Be aware of traps.

>>3447702
so it is a different sergal, he didn't know about her untill she got off the elevater

>>3447702
You ask, and it would appear to have a name, although a somewhat inappropriate one...

>>3447702
Smile, thank it and then ask it if it could please lead the way too where it's telling us to go as the place seems like a maze.

>>3447628
>I already named the Sergal Tom.
And we ignored you and called it Deathclaw "Chester" McRapeington the Third.

Sergal for short.

>>3447702
Let's scream in frustration at this infuriatingly designed place, then light up a cigarette with Sergei.

(C'mon, I wanna see a smoking Sergal. :P)

After cigarette, ask him if he thinks we have a chance at killing the robot...

>>3447737
ok tom, I mean John *snicker*

>>3447737
Check for proof of gender status.

>>3447737
A female John? Joan?

>>3447737
This changes much and little.

Anyway, fallow hi--her. Give her the sapper and show her how to use it, it'll be easier if she saps and you shoot than you doing both.

>>3447757
follow*

>>3447737
So it's name is John but its a female? Ask if it's okay if we suggest a name that actually matches its gender.

>>3447736

>>3447737
But how did we get penetrated if this one's a she??
...
Anyway, let's proceed forwards cautiously.

>>3447737
Say nice to meet you john.
Then ask it too lead the way to the robot.


Also yay! much reduced chance of rapings if it's female.At least I hope I don't know sergals so well.

>>3447776

2 sergals, dude.

>>3447754
>>3447771
Just stick with John.

>>3447753
This. Oh hell yeah this.

>>3447771
That might lead to rape. It's not wise to argue with sergals.

>>3447776
They have prehensile clits.

>>3447775
shit, I lol'd

come to think of it.. Joan might not know how to use the sapper. Have her look at it for instructions. maybe it has easy ones like a landmine.

Yeah, need visual confirmation of gender here.
I don't want no surprises later on.

>>3447794
"This end towards enemy?"

>>3447788
So every she is a s/he?
wow...

no more of this shit please. it's utter crap.

>>3447838

Newfag much?

Just look for the /rs/ on sergals.

Have your mind raped by what it contains.

anyways, follow Tom, I mean John to where she pointed on the map.

>>3447796
>>3447786
>>3447753
Fourthed

You continue roaming the nigh-inscrutable hallway until you find an object, partially visible from behind the corner.
It seems quite large, but it is entirely immobile and makes no noise nor emits any light.

>>3447860
Last time something like this happened it was robot ass.

Investigate with gun pointed.

>>3447860
Heal self at dispenser.

this turned into faggotry aweful quick

>>3447796
Take a monet to do this option.

>>3447860
Looks like a vending machine... Secure our imaginary Nancy Drew hat, and investigate diligently!

>>3447849
B'awww more, sagefag.

Prediction: Robot's demise will be from sapper to ass.

Look for a sign that John knows anything about what's up ahead.

>>3447860
Throw the cigarette case at it

>>3447913
4chan plugin for mozilla firefox

>>3447913

4chan firefox tools.

Step 1: Get Firefox
Step 2: Get 4chan Toolset
Step 3: Read directions
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT! (And you don't have to sage this thread and can stop your bitching. Good show.)

>>3447868
It's a vending machine. John is entirely unaggravated by it.

>>3447973
Buy snacks.
Eat snacks.
Drink a coke.

>>3447973
Have Tom, I mean John kick in the window for faster access to food.

>>3447973
OH DEAR GOD! See if it has food in it! Sweet, delishous food!

>>3447973
BUST THAT FUCKER OPEN

>>3448026

Oh shi-

>>3448026
That looks like a signal to go back around the corner and give her some room.

>>3448026
Please tell me she's busting it open.

And not us.

>>3448026
om nom nom?

>>3448026
She came.

Stand back out of the estimated frenzy zone.

John kills the living shitfuck out of the front of the vending machine! Joan-edible things spill out like the innards of slaughtered prey!

I'd like to know where Joan and John stand relationship-wise.
Like what does John think we've got going here?
Some sort of Batman & Robin thing?
Some kind of Master & Slave thing?
Or some sort of predator carrying it's lunch thing?

>>3448087
FUCK YEAH
OM NOM NOM
And remember to thank John.

>>3448088
Probably some kind of "I fucked it so it's mine" kind of thing.

>>3448088
IT IS A MISTERY

>>3448087
Begin feasting.

>>3448088
my estimate is she only eats males, so we shouldn't be too worried about doing much to us besides sex

>>3448094

Of the Druids.

John isn't a demon.

He's a Druid.

>>3448087
Eat our fill, then stuff some more into your pockets, for later.

>>3448087
Try a little bit of everything. See if you remember any favorite snacks. It might be a gateway to memories.

Don't forget to feed the sergal too

sage for Ruby without any of the things that made ruby good.

Shoot the sergal in the back of the head.

It raped you twice. It will eat you the next time there's no food around.

>>3448133
*cough* we have something ruby doesnt... we're on at a decent hour...

>>3448155
I dont think the sergal's shown her back even a single time. It will more than likely see any attempt Joan makes at killing her, and that may end badly.

But what's this? You know these! You love these! But how can you? You don't remember anything!

How can you remember Trollhams if you cannot remember anything from before you woke up in the tunnel, with the sole exception of your birth (which was quite awesome)?

in before sergal cqc.

>>3448179
Natural instinct. You're a troll, Joan, and this is the food of your people.

>>3448179
search for yummy surprise inside! It's time to do one of the best things in adventure games. EAT!

>>3448179
Who cares? Eat our fill, then stuff more food into our pockets for later!

I've figured it out.
Joan is Boxxy exploring the world of 4chon.

INVENTORY.

>>3448179

Take the condoms

>>3448186
Then why doesn't she have horns?

mix the red and green herbs.

>>3448204
@_@

>It will eat you the next time there's no food around.

This assumes that the pissant writing this shitfest would allow a TPK. I doubt we'd be so lucky no matter how stupid the suggestions are.

>>3447897


shit on /tg/ less shit fag

>*cough* we have something ruby doesnt... we're on at a decent hour...

The fact that you post seven threads of this garbage a day isn't something to be proud of, shitheel.

>>3448179
Eat, remember.. wonder if those really are condoms sitting piled in there with the food, which is Strange.

>>3448246
>>3448233
>>3448232
Go away then.

>>3448259
Well, If the stuff on TF2chan is cannon, ENTIRE TEAM IS HOMOSEXUALS! GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!

>>3448232
>>3448233
>>3448246
If you don't like the thread, then you could just fucking hide it, like normal people.

You remember mommy taking you to F-Mart to get you Trollhams! Could your life really have been so great once?

>>3448295
ok, I have to say that's a nice twist. Only hint towards zombies was birth scene reminded me of fallout o-0

>>3448295
nah, it'll get GRIMDARK soon

Trollhams, fuck yeah! It is impossible to hold back the tears, it tastes so good!

You miss mommy...

>>3448295
Ah damnit. Zombie behind Mommy.
Bye-bye Mommy.

>>3448323

soon? do you see what's in that pic? it is full of joy in the midst of grim dark!

While it IS progress of a sort, the memory is irrelevant for the moment. Stock up on supplies and press onwards.

>>3448351
I second this. Make sure the gun is loaded with bullets and we have tape to save ourselves from possible future rape.

>>3448346
;_;

;_; Joan-chan

>>3448372
>>3448377
;_;mind

>>3448368
It's not like the robot has any interest in our squicky bits.
And John has opposable digits, duct tape is no problem for her (didn't help the last time).
We'd just be wasting time(to undress and tape) and tape itself.

Take the condoms next to the machine

>>3448351
You eat a little more and stuff what food you can in your pockets. The dull hallway awaits.

ONWARD TO GLORY (and possibly rape)

Proceed down the hall, with gun readied in case of threats.

>>3448411
Steel ourselves, andpress onwards, for the memory of mummy!

>>3448417
hurrah

>>3448268

No seriously, knock it off. This is creepy shit.

And not like, Silent Hill creepy. More like a group of schoolboys sodomizing the downs syndrome kid in the toilets, that sort of creepy.

>>3448441
go pester the gnoll porn thread, at least we're not breaking any rules.

>>3448441
/r/ an image of "a group of schoolboys sodomizing the downs syndrome kid in the toilets"

>>3448441
So silent hill creepy.

>>3448441
You knock it off. pestering us like you've got nothing better to do.
Just hide the damned thread and begone.

>>3448441

Your mind goes to places perturbing in it's own right, and besides, none of this is flagrantly disturbing, more macabre and amusing.

>>3448453

Here.

>>3448441
The word you're looking for is "disturbing", maybe, "Perverse."

>at least we're not breaking any rules.

So sergals aren't furry now?

After a long trek through nondescript hallway you finally come across something that differs from the norm.

However, there shall be no rest for your weary mind, as what you see reminds you of no good things...

TO BE CONTINUED.

>>3448489
thx, yea that's nothing like this *snicker*

>>3448500
you know what else breaks a rule? TROLLING!

>>3448500
If you can tell me what animal they're based on.

>>3448514

Telling you to stop breaking the rules (and posting shit threads) isn't trolling.

>>3448507
Thanks for continuing this shit Sir Double-Faggot. Can't wait for more! :D

>If you can tell me what animal they're based on.

A cross between wolves and raptors.

And no, you can't circumvent the ban on furries by playing cabbits either.

>>3448500
so anything with fur is aginst the rules now?

there isnt even any sex showing...seriously, look at the gore furry in the gnoll thread then see if you can keep bitching about this one

>>3448507
Tomorrow?
Later tonight?
wednesday?
for the love of god give us a time slot!

>>3448536
First, the "ban on furries" is in your head, that applies to furry porn, which you can find and sage elsewhere. Good luck reporting anything though. Porn as a whole is banned, but no one gives a fuck and /tg/ is as good as modless.

>>3448531
Report it and get on with your life, asshole. If it's against the rules the mods will deal with it.

>>3448536
No more skaven or lizardmen then.

>>3448507
Faptau alert! Sic John on him, before he gets away like last time!

>>3448536
Are you kidding me?
There's a thread down there where they're STATING them.
They fall under the jurisdiction of "Monsters" which last I checked, were rather important to the whole "RPG thing"
Christ get a clue, you're slinging rocks at the wrong guys here.

Moving on, thank you for your continued efforts Sir Double-Faggot. Do you plan to continue tomorrow night or next weekend?

>>3448566
Could be ShlickTau...

>>3448626
Investigate further, with a flashlight, and then come to an informed decision!

>>3448557
Tomorrow at the earliest. There's always the chance that I'll be inconveniently INCAPACITATED. Running this sort of threads also requires quite a deal of brainpower - even when it doesn't show - and my brain isn't all that powerful, so I might need to recharge a bit longer than 24 hours.
Also, do realise that it is now 4 AM here on the Moon and it is limiting my sleep somewhat uncomfortably.

BUT FEAR NOT, MY GOOD ANONYMOUS, FOR MY HUNGER FOR YOUR SOU--- I MEAN, ATTENTIONS IS UNFATHOMED. (Brotip: Sagefags feed me as well!)

>>3448626
In that case, Have a threeway then knock her on the head and steal her armor.

>>3448638
how's the moon-cheese this evening?

>>3448638
get out of my house you've ruined my soup

>>3448626
I hope so, I'd prefer Shlick Tau over John, the Robot, or Fap Tau.
Cause if Mass Effect and Torchwood have taught me anything, it's that alien/human lesbian sex is awesome.

>>3448658

Lesbians are awesome, period, whether they're aliens, humans, robots, or whatever.

>>3448669
If that's Rain, Joan's in for a world of raep.

>>3448680
Very awesome

>>3448656
I intercoursed your soup.

And your house.

WITHOUT CONSENT.

>>3448669

I was expecting the RAPETRAIN pic.

Alright, I'm moved in to my dorm and I just read up with everything.

It's a good show so far, DF. I'm a little confused as to what exactly happened and how many sergals there are and whether or not the sergal is also named Joan...

Sorry you had to deal with all the complaints though. Try posting it earlier in the day next time.

Rubyquest is on at odd hours because people get better responses then, /tg/ is more civilized when most people aren't online.

The infamous "Civil /tg/" thread on the archive started early in the morning and lasted through the day, it was autosaging by the time the kids got out of school.

You could, you know, have the sergal just talk instead of draw pictures, though it is a bit more fun this way.

>>3448792
I have no fucking clue as to when your goddamn spacemorning is. GMT +- doesn't tell me anything either, because I CAN'T COUNT.

>>3448833
Well, 4AM for you is 2AM GMT and 9PM Board time, so you're in GMT+2 and the board is GM-5.
You have an offset from board time of -7 hours, so 12AM board time is 7AM for you.

>>3448507
Illuminate the hallway with gunfire. Hope the sergal lurking in it isn't related to your current friend.

>>3448849
Your post doesn't make any sense. It has 12-hour clock and it doesn't tell me when a spacemornings is. I told you I can't count!

>>3448879
Just go to bed so you can recover sooner!

>>3448879
It is currently 8:52 PM in my location of College Station, Texas.

It is 9:52 right now in New York.

It is 7:52 in Colorado

And it is 6:52 in California.

So right now, it's between 9:52 and 6:52 in the USA, from West Coast to East Coast respectively.

>>3448879
To understand the 12 hour clock, add 12 if they say it's PM. PM means it is currently afternoon/night.

So 6:54 PM becomes 18:54.