Just wait, when doors start to open hide behind John

Right. Carry on staring at the wall, then.

Slap yourself out of it!

...What is on the wall, anything remarkable?

If not, take this time to play a game of catch with John with the skull.

Wait for something to happen.

Or give John a belly-rub.

Stop making these stupid thread, Sergal-faggot.

Fetus position.

Cry.

Ask John to stop playing with the skeleton, it's distracting.

See about staying away from the door AND that overhead hatch...

Get John's attention and ask if I/we/whatever can play too.

What's in our inventory again?

Disaster strikes! A catastrophe! John's awesome plaything disappears!

>>3478044
Go to hell.

Joan, reflecting on the recent events breaks down crying uncontrollably and pisses herself like a child.

>>3478044

Go fetch!

>>3478044
Comfort John

>>3478038
Good idea. Inventory incoming.

>>3478044
(Pre-emptively)
Follow John through the railro- hatch.

>>3478063
Comfort John.

Comfort John and try to think of something we can play with the bone.

We're going up, guys.

What happens if we're on top of the elevator when it reaches the top floor?

BAD IDEA.

Comfort John and rub her belly.

Ask John if she can climb up the hatch and see where we're going!

>>3478094
read
>>3478081


BAD IDEA.

Consensus says belly-rub and move out of the way of the doors, in case, you know, there's turret waiting for us.

Don't let John go through the hatch. Hug her leg and weigh her down if you have to.

>>3478106
This. Also sorta hug sweetly, you know. D'aww moment.

Comfort John, Belly Rub, avoid door + hatch

>>3478044
Keep an eye on that damn hatch. If the skull vanished there be something unpleasant up there waiting for some hapless type to investigate.

lazy fuck requesting archive link like in every other god damn thread ever.

>>3478102
>>3478105
Fine.
New plan.

WAIT FOR FUCKING DEATH.

>>3478122

Too lazy to find links, go look on suptg or somewhere.

>>3478120
Ergh. Might be something, rather. *sigh* I accidentally the whole word.

>>3478122
Just go here, Hit CTRL+F and search for Joan.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>3478114
Seconding this line of thought.

>>3478126
We heard something bad above us, not from the direction of the door. We might be able to avoid it altogether if we don't go up there.

...Also ask John if she knows her way around the elevator system and vent shafts, that's how she "stalked" us before we were buddies.

Goddamnitsomumabish, I'm slow.

You still somehow manage to inspect your inventory.

Is that a case of cigarettes?

Fuckyes.
Light one up. Use the discharge from the revolver if you have to, the delicious nicotine MUST BE YOURS.

>>3478186
>Frost Soviets
Only on /tg/ does one get the munchies for communist candy.

Light up a smoke. It will help you see any trip lasers in the oncoming hallways.

>>3478205
You were previously unable to squeeze the trigger as it was too heavy for your -30 str build, what makes you think you can do it now?

>>3478186
What the heck are those? Angry maxi pads?

Also check if the cigarette case is also a disguised disguise kit

>>3478235
-30? Wuh. Oh well, get John to help you pull the trigger. You've got time. Make sure the gun is pointed away from both of you.

DELICIOUS NICOTINE

Hold up guys, let the poor drawfag catch up.

>>3478253
Goddammit you are full of bad suggestions.

>>3478257
Let the drawfag catch up and take this time to delete some of the earlier posts while we're waiting.

>>3478235
>-30
Since when the fuck?

>>3478237
ANGERBARS they are.
>>3478242
The cigarette holder is a very normal cigarette holder with no exciting special functions.

Depression fills the elevator.

>>3478298

Stare at each other and shrug.

>>3478284
Since we got hit by some kind of wasting system.
We were -10, then -20 when we first couldn't pull the trigger, then -30 now.
Basically, we can't do anything combat related. Either run and hide or let John fight, while we hide.

>>3478284
Just talk. Someone said -20 before so I just added to that.

-10 is the canon STR-value for Joan. Anything else is intentional exaggeration.

>>3478298
Weren't we raped by that thing in the first installment? Didn't we try and kill/injure it multiple times? What happened here?

>>3478298
Smoke to relevive depression. It's damn thing to do at the moment, unless the elevator finally arrives at the mystery floor.

Eat an ANGERBAR to counteract the depression.

Attempt to play 20 questions with John, in order for the two of you to cope

Joan will be questioner.

Poor Joan. Poor John.

I've got an ashtray full of Camel stumps. I wish I could TELEPORT my lighter to them.

...

I CAN!
Joan must taste delicious nicotine.
I won't be able to sleep if she can't.

;_;

>>3478372
Enjoy your cancer

>>3478372
This has the potential to get out of hand...

And you have now deprived yourself of your own lighter.

You and John share your misery.

(Tip of the bro: I will ignore all posts that are not replies to the latest image. Only suggestions posted after the latest image and quoting it (by number) will be considered. I try to avoid favoring posts, but some posts are just noncommands or just entirely unviable. Always refresh before posting.)

>>3478408
Additionally, if you see five protocol-conforming suggestions/commands already posted, avoid posting your own, as I'm almost certainly already working on the image.

>>3478408
Wait for elevator to reach destination.

>>3478408
That's adoreable.
Twiggle John's fur between your fingers.

>>3478408

proffer yourself to John for tender lurve.

>>3478408
BECOME CLOSER

>>3478408
DAWWWWWW. That's cute.

Anyway, now is the perfect moment to offer some food to John.

>>3478408

Could we get a look at the angry bars nutation infomation if any?

Text is fine too.

QUICKVOTE:
Activity (means you need to do shit FO' REALZ) or Cutscene (means I draw without asking you a damn thing).

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

>>3478458
Cutscene.

Let's get this train a-rolling!

>>3478465
choo choo

>>3478458
CUTSCENE

>>3478458
Well, there's already some cutscenes going on (like now), but I'm confident you'll put us in some good situations if we let you. Please don't let them go more than one picture though.

>>3478458
Cutscene for now.

CUTSCENE WITH QUICKTIME EVENTS.

>>3478482
Oh dear.

>>3478482
HELL YES.

press rb and lb not to be sergal raped?

>>3478458
Cutscene.

However daw'able J&J comforting each other is, with fa/tg/uys and sergals, rape will be the only conclusion. Best take things into your own hands until, well, when you feel like it.

>>3478482
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

DIEHARD ARCADE GAME

THE FIREFIGHTAN TRUCK GOT ME EVERY TIME

>>3478455
AS REQUESTED, YOU CUNTFLAYING FURFUCKER.

>>3478514
EAT ANGRY BAR!

PULL TRIGGER FROM STRENGTH FROM ADRENALINE!

FUCK YEAR!

>>3478514
I wonder if eating this will make Joan into a +1 STR berserker?

>>3478514
HHAHAHAHAHHA that's the best thing ever...

>>3478482
>>3478505
If we die, can we have a glorious death scene and infinite continues until we get it right?

you guys do realise this whole story is just the ops fantasy wish fufilment

>>3478529

Trigger pulling is not needed at the moment. Save Angry Bars until the BADGER CUNT DICKS.

>>3478561
I AM RAGING SO UNBELIEVABLY HARD

I enjoy the cutesey Sergal to be honest. It's fun and amusing to me.

>>3478601
I kinda wish it could talk.

>>3478628
What's to say she can't? Maybe she's just fucking with us.

>>3478647
True.

>>3478647
It can laugh and it can understand us, it has to be able to talk.

We should get it to talk sometime. Maybe it's just bad at it.

...We could teach it to talk better.

not having any verbal communication may be part of the atmosphere of the story, though I don't get the impression that kind of thought is being put into it

>>3478690
Sorta like an ICO thing, huh? I got that vibe too.

...Only we're the princess instead of the horn-headed boy.

You fall asleep.

Your dreams take you back in time and you remember an awesome birthday! The dream ends too fast for your liking, but waking up you feel a melancholic hint of happiness, even if only in your undetermined past.

You miss mommy even more now.

>>3478760
You try to sleep more, but you are roused by a hint of nonuniformity in your surroundings in the corner of your eye.

hahah, her mom got her a vibrator? awesome

>>3478779
Is this the end of the cutscene? Or do we get more?

>>3478760
lol, not a porn fic at all...

>>3478779
Climb into the John's pink hole.

If you know what I mean.

>>3478779
Is that some sort of gas? Breath through something that will work like a shitty filter, like your overalls or John's coat.

>>3478812

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

>>3478779
See where John is. Check hole.

That shopping list is the most awesome list ever

>>3478779
Wake up John.

Alert her to the pink stuff.

The elevator is slowing down! Even if it didn't, there is no room for the elevator to ascend further.

ack, >_< you can blame me for failing on the tags for this thread... I'm dumb...

Unwrap an angry bar and get ready to eat it.

Hand one to John after unwrapping it and explaining what it does.

Inspect pink thing.

That red light, It seems famil-DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO.

>>3478899
>Inspect Pink Thing
Bow chicka bow wow.

>>3478878
Don't do anything yet.

See if the elevator stops and the door opens.

>>3478899
You inspect the "pink thing". It's a fucking bright red light. Looking at it directly is decidedly uncomfortable.

You avert your gaze and prepare the ANGERBARS.

Is John still with us, or did she dissapear up the hole?

>>3478951
Still there, simply not visible in the pictures.

>>3478947
Give gun to John, ask her to shoot the pink thing.

>>3478969

No, don't destroy your light source. John's no good with guns, anyway.

>>3478947
Look around out the hatch, then see if the door opens.

>>3478947
Don't look into the light. Don't move either, it might be anti-lifeforms.

>>3478947
Ask John if the pink makes Joan look more pretty.

The elevator stops and the door begins to open.

>>3479041
Exit the elevator in a calm, orderly manner.

>>3479041
John: Jump up and pull a Joanna Dark in the elevator. That is, extend arms and legs and prop yourself up in the top.

Joan: Nom bar, ready gun, duck down against the side of the elevator.

>>3479090
>>3479095
Too slow, yet too early. Seriously u guys geez.

The hallway shows signs of ALTERATIONS not covered by the warranty. The scent of smoke is in the air.

Well hello there.

>>3479150
Cautiously inspect rubble and try to determine if that's a figure in the hole in the wall or just more rubble.

BAD END

My Mind.. I believe it has been blown..

>>3479150
Inhale that stuff for a cheap high, run from pink thing if the doors haven't closed.

Suggestion: New thread.

>>3479179
I think it's time for John to do what she usually does best.

Ask Joan if she can smell blood or a body nearby.

>>3479223
...John.

Ask John if she can smell a blood or body or cooked meat etc.

>>3479214
rape?

>>3479179

Didn't we do this going into the elevator? >>3477478

>>3479192
From the elevator you do not notice anything beyond voided warranty of altered equipment.
>>3479204
You decide not to hyperventilate to get a cheap high, as "that stuff" is nothing but air with the smell of smoke. The "pink stuff" is simply the light reflecting off of surfaces.
Clearly, you have not slept enough despite the long elevator ride.
>>3479239
JOHN shakes her head. The smoke would appear to be the only specifically discernible scent.

You take a glance around the elevator to make sure you haven't left anything important behind.

Take cup and the poster of the spider.

>>3479303
Take hatch to use as an unwieldy shield.

>>3479312
You place the mug in your pocket but are utterly unable to locate a poster of a spider.
>>3479317
You are now the proud owner of an entirely cumbersome and most likely ineffective shield.

>>3479387
Fuck yes!

Continue.

>>3479387
Hey, you never know what you might encounter.

Onward.

>>3479387
>You are now the proud owner of an entirely cumbersome and most likely ineffective shield.

Railroading fuck.

>>3479451
It's a hatch cover. It's not going to be very useful.

>>3479451
Oh come on, what use is that going to be against Robutt or John or even Faptau if he has a pulse rifle?

But, it could have other uses. And it might help someday.

>>3479470
Not that we'd ever need it against John...

>>3479387
What else do I see? Please describe?

TO BE CONTINUED.

>>3479387

Investigate.

>>3479482
Same time tomorrow? Or are we going to try a different time slot?

>>3479482
here's hoping next time we get EPIC SHIELD ATTACKS! lol oh wait... that's dorf quest...

This was amazing, SDF. Best one yet.

>>3479492
Timeslot is between WHENIFEELLIKEIT and NOTDURINGRUBY o'clock.

>>3479312
>poster of the spider
You mean the dwarf skeleton on a piece of cloth or whatever?

>>3479470
Have you ever seen Faptau use his rifle? (not his "rifle", and the "shield" should work against that one anyway)

>>3479507
oh, btw i'm the one who's horrible at guessing what will happen...

"Joan and John are in an elevator, what could go wrong?" for this thread...

"More fun/disturbing adventures with Joan. Will she and her friend defeat the asscheek robot?" for sex.

See ya next game SDF

>>3479513

>the "shield" should work against that one anyway

You underestimate FapTau's Superior firepower.

>>3479507
>>3479507
Promise me it won't be as early as today when half the fans were still asleep and the other half were in class D:

>>3479554
What if I have a troll fetish? Or perhaps YOUR time is HERETICAL?

>>3479583
Or perhaps Your time is Heretical!
How can we tell?
Who is right? The might of the internet, or Eastern Europe?

The answer is clear. Britain is right.

Do we know which way John swings? The raping Joan and killing men has me wondering.

More interactive rooms are now required.

This is awesome stuff. Thanks!

Are the first couple parts of this anywhere? I see like, 4 to here on suptg, but not the first parts.

>>3480660

go to front page of archive.

go ctrl+f and type in joan.

????

Profit.

A TAG IS NOT FINE.

There's no troll-proof time.

All it takes is one to ruin a thread, and they often hang out for twelve hours at a time.

>>3480685

I noticed some of these threads were missing tags. If you can point out a list of each one and the tags they need, I'll fix them.

>>3480854
If I may, the Dorf Quest threads also lack a tag that seperates them from other things. The Collective Games tag goes to all of these things, and Dwarf shows 80 billion results.

Not that I'm really sure what tag should be added...

>>3480854

They could all use Joan. Basically, if a thread has Joan in the title, Joan in the tags would be nice. collective games would be nice.

The title already numbers them.

Whoa, hey Licorice, haven't seen your face in a while. Didn't know you were a fan of these things.

>>3480869

If you can identify the exact threads (#s work) I'll make the tags the same, I can't even figure out which threads you're referring to

>>3480885

Also fixed, synchronized the tags

>>3480891

I actually don't read them much, I have yet to really start RubyQuest for example, but this sort of thing is perfect archive material and a great example of why the tagging system exists, so I like to help keep it tidy.

Man, this entire thread was one elevator ride.

I hope SDF wasn't expecting us to be more active.

CONTINUE RIDING ELEVATOR

>>3481185
You really should.

Then read the fluff and civil threads.

/tg/ has been absolutely amazing lately.