nids nids baby
nids nids baby
All right stop the purge and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Lictors grabs a hold of me tightly
rip like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Light up flamers and make em glow
To the extreme I rock a hiveship like a vandal
Light up a stage and burn a xeno like a candle

Dance go rush to the point that booms
chug in a frag incase danger looms
Deadly when I equip a halo
Anything less I don't play fair bro
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while thaddeus assaults it

To the extreme I rock a hiveship like a vandal
Light up a stage and burn a xeno like a candle

oh my

nids nids baby
nids nids baby

Now that the force is jumping
With the frags kicked in and the brothers are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking bugs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear its simple
And a predator with a scouped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
I'm putting this crusade in 5th gear
purging so fast a warpspider can't get near

Cyrus on standby inflitrating just to say hi
Did you stop no I just went by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted six and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo, so I continued to A1A manufactorum Avenue

Tarkus on the prowl see what he snares
sisters wearing less than thier prayers
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Cyrus with a guage and Vanilla with a mark nine
purging for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of schrapnel

Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my mark nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my pred slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the bridge is out
I'm trying to get away before they stop muckin about

Eldar on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the other marines
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while thaddeus assaults it

nids nids baby
nids nids baby

Take heed 'cause I'm a purging poet
Avitus on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My hive that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spore
Feasible killing that makes the brothers roar
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concep

Well played

*applauds*

under pressure!, no wait

We make it hype and you want to purge with this
cyrus plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other brothers rage
If my crusade was a prayer I'd sell it by the page
heed my orders when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the plasma while I kick in the juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while thaddeus assaults it

nids nids baby
nids nids baby
Yo eldar get outa here
word out to yo farseer

*Chik chik chik chik*

This is exactly why I come to /tg/ everyday. Well done.

>>3497204

Fapmarine

This is incredibly awesome

Techmarines are expects of not being useful and getting knocked on their ass by melee heroes

>>3497374
>experts

>>3497374
Also experts in making echlesiarchy aproved hym's of praise.

>>3497374
>>3497378
fail

So...does Mr. Ice actually have a name in the campaign, or are Relic going the "LOL HE'S YOU (the player)" route?

This is.. GLORIOUS!

awesome

I'm glad you ca/tg/uys like it, also before after.

>>3497204

i *knew* i wasnt the only one who thought of this when i first saw the screen shots

>>3497467
>>3497396

The campaign hero is now officially vanilla ice.

EPIC FUCKING WIN

>>3497485
So the Marine Commander is Vanilla Ice, Idranel has banned love...this game is awesome already.

Somebody save this thread :3

Delicous vanilla is delicous.

>>3497550
>Idranel has banned love

What the...are you serious?

Maybe Relic came across LCB while in development

I approve this topic

>>3497594
Idranel's LOVE IS OVER is /tg/'s insane interpretation.

>>3497594
I'm dead serious, Double Mon'keigh.

>>3497632
Aw, that's too bad.

Well does she at least have a personality this time? Other than your standard XENOS WITCH SRS BSNSS attitude?

WE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL AWESOME IN THIS THREAD

>>3497644
Hopefully something that involves not being a fucking tsundere whore.

>>3497644
>>3497652

so far we know she's racist

Me likey

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a ork, lived a ork I know
Lived a freak of nature named Kommando!

Kommando Sneaky that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
*Waaaaghhhhhh*

This is the most epic win i have ever witnessed since i came to 4chan 2 years ago.

OP you are a god amongst men.

oh wow, holy shit

*clap clap claaaaap*

somebody archive this STAT

Archived.

goddamnit I am blessed by the God Emperor of mankind to see a thread this great

Cotton Eye Grognax

Ork Fiddles and Banjos.

Make it so.

this thread got ruined by the avatarfag