You have challenged the Robutt. There's no turning back now.
TITSSorry.STAB THAT MOTHERFUCKING ROBUTT
Oh great, Ruby Quest!
SAPPAH versus BEAM.WHO WILL WIN?
:<|
USE DA SAPPAH!
>>3554287Well it better be SAPPAH because the adventures of dead Joan don't sound very exciting. Unless we become a zombie.
Your body is FLOODED with stress!
>>3554287Again, offer SAPPAH as HAT for FUNDRAISER. it costs 2d lollars, and he can try it on first.
>>3554296Ask John to massage us.
>>3554295Ala Bearbeard?
DOES SHE EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE SAPPAH
>>3554296Call for John to help, hope she hear's you.
The question is: dare you open your eyes, Joan?
>>3554310openitopenitopenitopenitopenitopenitopenit
>>3554310How about we use our nose and ears first. If we have them still.
>>3554310slowly open, barely peeking
Grope tits to see if still thereThen open
>>3554310Keep them closed.Seriously.
>>3554310Open eyes 7-15. Keep others closed.
Did our tits grow again? We have to find the cause of this.
You open your eyes.The ROBUTT is right infront of you!
>>3554346SAPPAH!SAPPPAAAAAAHHHHH!
>>3554346We appear relatively unharmed. Although our tits seem to have got even bigger. Beg the ROBUTT to spare our life.
>>3554346Robutt on head
does the robutt apear to be theatening us? If so, scream for help and use sappah.
We are really close to the ROBUTT. Quickly press the button we saw on it's groin in that picture! It must be the self-destruct!
OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING
JOAN.YOU HAVE SAPPAD MAH ROBUTT.
>>3554369YAY!I think
>>3554369Observe ROBUTT's BUTT.
>>3554346I didn't want to open my eyes!CHOO CHOO. I WANT OFF THIS RAILROAD.
>>3554369FUCK YEARsteal coin and other possessions
>>3554382You were outvoted sir, and someone posted before you. This is how the game works. It is usually the first suggestion that gets done. If one suggestion is really popular and SDF notices it in time he will do it.
Find a way to fundamentally disable Robutt. I don't want that thing coming after us again.
>>3554369Remove Robutt head.Use as hat/LAZOR
>>Observe ROBUTT's BUTT.There is a ELEKTRO SAPPAH 1000 securely attached to the ROBUTT's BUTT. The ROBUTT is entirely sapped and hopefully terminated for good!You also accidentally observe that your breasts have not changed size, but that the drawfag is too incompetent to draw your breasts in the correct size every single time.The ROBUTT'S BUTT also does not seem to be attempting to steal your possessions.
Victory dance! Vengeance is served!
>>3554417Attempt to locate groin button we saw in picture.Remove ROBUTT's head and use as hat.
>>3554417Disassemble Robutt. Make a hat. Use legs as weapons for John.
>>3554417Observe Robutt's head, remove the third eye on his forehead if possible.
>>3554417Graft Robutt arms to self to overcome -10 STR
>>3554444Robutt Power Armor!
Slap ROBUTT around with your ginormous breasts.
>You also accidentally observe that your breasts have not changed size, but that the drawfag is too incompetent to draw your breasts in the correct size every single time.I personally think you're just a gigantic pervert.
>>3554417>>You also accidentally observe that your breasts have not changed size, but that the drawfag is too incompetent to draw your breasts in the correct size every single time.More like breast expansion. And I doubt any of us mind, even with how fucked up Joan has got to be by now.
>>3554417ROBUTT ON HEAD!
>>Victory dance!Oh Joan! Yet another CRITICAL DANCE FAILURE! Will you ever learn?
FINISH HIM! FALCON PUNCH!
>>3554461Attempt to locate groin button we saw in picture.Remove ROBUTT's head and use as hat.
>>3554461Graft ArmsLAZOR hatetc.
>>3554461Check inside Robutt's body for your ball-hat thing.
Eat the ROBUTT.
>>3554484Robutt head with built in laser is the superior headware. If the Robutt has the other hat, give it to John. She needs a hat too.
>>3554496Assumming we can shoot the hardware, and Joan doesn't just fall over from the weight. -10 str and all...We should also go back to the room with the safe and take the non-revolver pistol later, i guess Joan has a better chance of shooting that one.
Salvage Robutt.
>>FALCON PUNCH!Your punch severely lacks falcons and you only manage to hurt your hand.>>Attempt to locate groin button we saw in picture.You find no button. A square hole is located in the Robutt's groin, having previously held a metal panel of matching shape and size.>>Graft Arms LAZOR hat etc.You don't know how to do that.>>Check inside Robutt's body for your ball-hat thing.There is nothing inside the Robutt aside from burned and useless robutt-parts.
Add ROBUTT's BUTT to your BREASTS.HIS POWER WILL BECOME YOURS.
>>3554554Use ROBUTT to make a hat already!
>>3554554Grab the COIN and an ARM for further use
Attempt to distract the ROBUTT with a sensual dance.
>>Add ROBUTT's BUTT to your BREASTS.>>HIS POWER WILL BECOME YOURS.CHAOS THEORY does not agree with your hypothesis. Your clothing suffers serious injuries.
>>3554622Use ROBUTT to make hat.
>>3554554HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATSHATS FOR THE HAT GODHELMETS FOR THE THRONE OF HELMS
>>3554622Shit just got real.
Y'know.... I think folks want her to make a hat....
>>3554622I do believe this campaign needs some equipment updates.
>>3554622search for a new bra, leave the area if none is found
Pick up 2 D coin.
>>3554622...Well then. We better find some clothes. Can we make us a suit Tony Stark style out of the ROBUTT?
tie your suspenders back together
Will you people stop doing stuff that ends up injuring Joan or wrecking clothing? We have a quest to complete.
Her breasts are clearly a gauge of her power!
Discard robot ass.Attempt repair of clothing.Check inventory.Find John and update each other.
>>3554677....what IS that quest?
>>3554677Poor girl has a permanent "WHY U DO DIS" face by now.
>>3554677I thought our quest was to destroy the ROBUTT and regain our box. That's half of it done. And since the only thing of value in the box was the coin and the ROBUTT had the coin on him we must now loot the coin and be done to seek out a new quest.
>>Behave rationally and advance the story>>Behave rationally>>rationally>>DELICIOUS HATS
>>3554677The quest to get rid of all clothing and incite rape again, yes indeed.
Search for John.Keep an eye out for wandering Tonberries.
>>3554694Aw fuck yeah. Attempt to use hat to shoot lazor beam. Also, where's John? Makeshift some clothes from our broken ones and call her over.
>>3554686I'm guessing it involves learing about our past and the state of the world. We seem to be in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.Possibly also interspecies lesbianism.
rhat poor girl. you can tell by her face she has no clue what she's doing, and is desperately trying to sort out why there are people yelling inside her head about rape and hats.poor girl, makes me want to give her a hug.and then put things inside her.like love.and my penis.
>>3554710Nah, we're in the middle of weird combination of all source engine games. With a sergal.
>>3554724Completely agreed.
>>3554694AWWW YEEEAAAAAH
>>3554702
>>3554758
Use the experience gained from defeating Robutt and level up in a combat class.
>>3554694Attempt to make ripped clothing into bra.
>>3554762Xzibit is very proud of his heirloom matryoshka doll.
>>Search for John.You cannot locate John from where you stand. You see the three doors, two of which you know to be unlocked (Blue Oyster and SEC II), the ventilation duct which you are quite sure was unoccupied except by yourself, and hear the racket from the direction of the elevator.You also try to fix your clothing as best you can, but you can only cover your lower half without occupying your much-needed hands.
>>3554813Can we fashion a metal bra made of any parts of the Robutt? If not then just carry on to the elevator half naked.
Cautiously head towards elevator. If 404:John not found, go back to SEC II and finish examining the room and desk.
Enter ventilation duct
No matter where Joan turns... Robutt's head is always looking at us.I'm scared.
Realize that there is no need to cover your hands, no one is watching. Besides, I would feel proud to show off my breasts. It would give a critical +10 to my pride.And my hands are much-needed.
Go back to SEC II, there was a pistol and ammo in the safe, grab those.
>>3554829Damn you. I hadn't noticed until now...
+ROBUTT BRA++ROBUTT SHIRT++ROBUTT PANTS+!+ROBUTT BUTT+!
>>3554835>>Realize that there is no need to cover your hands, no one is watching. Besides, I would feel proud to show off my breasts. It would give a critical +10 to my pride.>>And my hands are much-needed.
>>3554835>>Realize that there is no need to cover your hands, no one is watching. Besides, I would feel proud to show off my breasts. It would give a critical +10 to my pride.>>And my hands are much-needed.I CONCUR!!!
Fuck!Locate John Locate John Locate John Locate John!
John is probably busy mucking about again
Joan locates the FUCK out of John.They HUG.
>>3554890You want us to locate John. While topless. Do you not see the problem here?
>>3554899John's likely uninterested anyways. You saw how he was uninterested in the porno mag, however?She took a bite out of it and threw it away.
>>3554899No. No I don't.>>3554835>>Realize that there is no need to cover your hands, no one is watching. Besides, I would feel proud to show off my breasts. It would give a critical +10 to my pride.>>And my hands are much-needed.I CONCUR!!!
>>Can we fashion a metal bra made of any parts of the Robutt?You can only fashion heavy SCRAP METAL from the dead Robutt. It is quite too heavy for you to carry efficiently.>>If not then just carry on to the elevator half naked.John is perhaps a bit too happy to see you. You also notice that she was clearly the source of the noise, as there are pieces of concrete all over the elevator and hallway. Having noticed you, John stops using the elevator as a percussion instrument.
>>3554908I see where this is going... fire lazer hat at John!
>>3554908Wave "Hi!" to John.Do so Cheerfully. Like you're happy to see her.Goddammit Joan appreciate your protector!
>>3554917Yeah, no. That would be stupid.
>>3554908FUCK YEAH BONE RAPE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH DOO IT
NNNNNNNN
IIIIIII
>>3554923Wave "Hi!" to John.Do so Cheerfully. Like you're happy to see her.Goddammit Joan appreciate your protector!^^^^ Do that. It needs to be done. Poor John needs appreciation.
GGGGGG
>>3554927That would not be very productive.That would not be very productive at all.
I undress for John in a hopes to get John to come to me and help me make a metal bra.
>>3554908Tell her about your heroic deeds, then get to SEC II and grab the gun and ammo already....also ask where she got that bone.
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Compliment John on her drumming skills. Sounded like the drum beat to ZZ Top's Velcro Fly.
Joan has never once hugged John.Now is the time, even if it means smooshing your bare boobs against her.Which is kind of hot.
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>>3554943She got it from the dwarf skeleton
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Run up to John and hug her, Joan needs to show gratitude to her protector!Perhaps John will have a solution if you hug?
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BE HAPPY TO SEE JOHNHUG JOHN
It's hilarious seeing all the porn requests, when it's immediatly complained about and called shit after it's been done by the OP.Don't cave in, SDF.
>>3554964This
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Attempt to take bone from John. While topless.
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>>3554945>>3554954>>3554961>>3554968>>3554975Hey guy. Stop that.
>>3554973It's not a porn request to hug!
>>fire lazer hatYour hat has no lazer. Any functions the Robutt may have had were destroyed by the SAPPAH, leaving the remains of the Robutt nothing but deteriorated scrap.>>Wave "Hi!" to John. Do so Cheerfully. Like you're happy to see her.John is... very, VERY happy to see you too...
>>3554987He's not your buddy, guy.
>>3554987The scriptkiddie will be banned soon
HUG JOHN
>>3554991BE HAPPY TO SEE HER TOO!HUG JOHN
>>3554991Oh god.COVER BOOBS UP!
>>3554991"I'm happy to see you too, John..."Enjoy warm and tender embrace.
Smile.Hug John.Enjoy what happens next.
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Ponder how one would kiss a sergal, then do so.
Take it like a bitch, try to enjoy it.
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>>3555002"You smell nice."
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Kiss John!
Head back to the end of the hall, try and open the center door.
Hug John.Enjoy what happens no matter what.It doesn't HAVE to be Rape, Joan! You can enjoy this! IF it happens!When you hug, try to do it innocently, but if John moves forward, ENJOY IT!
Make love to John! John deserves it! Its not rape if you both enjoy it!
DON'T GIVE INTO LUSTRESIST YOUR TEMPTATION
RAPE THE SERGAL! RAAPPPEEE IT!
I think I'd prefer it if we keep John as a protector. I mean... that's kind of weird. Yeah.
>>3555050>>3555053Samefag.That said, hug John, if it leads to sex, let it happen and enjoy it.
>>HUG JOHNJohn may need to be taught correct hugging technique.
>>3555062Fuck yes!Next.
>>3555062No, thats how ya do it.
I think I missed something...Last I saw Joan was about to royally fuck some shit up with a powerdrill.
>>3555062The Robutt head is happy
>>3555062johnawesomeface.jpeg
>>3555062Back away from John. No. We aren't going to become her lover. Inform him we have slain the ROBUTT.
>>3555062oh that rascally devilSHOOT HIM WITH A LASER
Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next, if nothing, pull away and try out that center door.
>>3555062I laughed.Didn't see that one comming, good job.Now stroke John's bone.
>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053>>3555053
>>3555072Hey, you against interracial couples or something?
Tease the sergal with your boobies! Then attempt to kiss it!
>>3555062The ROBUTT's head is alive. It must be.
INVOKE THE EMPEROR'S WRATH ON THAT THING
>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>>3555075>Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next, if nothing, pull away and try out that center door.
Tease the sergal with your boobies! Then attempt to kiss John because you are so happy that ROBUTT is dead and that you found John!
>>3555089The Robutt, The Girl or The Puppy?
>>3555073>>3555072you mean herjohn is a girl. remeber that everyone
>>3555095The puppy
Become John's Lover!
HAH! Are we really doing this?Alright.KISS. JOHN.
>>3555083I think we must have that syndrome. Y'know the one where you fall for your rapist/captor? Yeah. We should probablly avoid doing that.
>>3555100>>3555091 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >>3555075 >Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next, if nothing, pull away and try out that center door.
I agree.
I don't think they're lovers quite yet, let's say friends with benefits.It doesn't mean Joan can't enjoy herself, though.
>>3555104Fuck you. Your one person not agreeing with 10 others. Fuck you.FALL IN LOVE WITH JOHN.MAKELOVETOSERGALNOW
>>3555096Yeah. I said her first and then he. This is because goddamn John is a boy name and I can't help it.
>>3555104Stockholm Syndrome
>>3555104Why, when our rapist/captor is the only reason we're still alive?And, she'll prove handy in the future, at any rate.
>>3555104Stockholm Syndrome. It deals more with the ranting of the captor and his captives grows sympathetic with him/his cause then actual affection.
Sure is interracial lesbians in here
>Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next, if nothing, pull away and try out that center door.This is probably the best answer, and then continue the "Enjoy it" part if John continues.
Grope John back.Clear it is you who knows not how to hug right.
>>3555098But the Puppy is the best character in the game far better than the Girl and Robutt combined
Damn it SDF if you're going to go with the make love option remember to fade to black. I don't want to see it.
>>3555125I wouldn't say that, Joan is my favorite, but puppy is AWESOME in an AWESOMEFACE way.
>Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next, if nothing, pull away and try out that center door.
>>3555129What, are you gay or something? A little coward? A kid? You need underage b& then.DON'T FADE TO BLACK. SHOW IT! PUSSIES CAN JUST IGNORE IT!
I've gotta head to class, OP, just make sure we don't do anything that would make John leave the party while I'm out.
>>3555129>>3555133BECAUSE THE PUPPY IS XENOSHERECTICS, ALL OF YOU.
>Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next,
>>3555110DELICIOUS XENO LOVER?!AWESOME
also remeber john isn't the one that raped joan. that was the sergal with the weird toung and was creepy looking
clearly John doesn't know her place. establish dominance by energetically humping her leg
>>3555138Do you not remember the trolling that was caused by the rape scene, which was entirely our stupidity's fault and faded to black caused? How much trolling do you think is going to happen if we choose it and he actually shows us it? FADE. TO. BLACK.
>Blush, enjoy it, wait to see what John does next!!!!
>>3555160But that was because RAPE from what i recall.
Suddenly, a porn-preventing explosion occurs somewhere at the opposite end of the corridor! The blastwave is strong enough to knock you and John down even from behind the curve!John isn't entirely displeased.
>>3555181Explore opposite end of Corridor.
>>3555181FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST DRAWFAG EVER!Seriously, good job avoiding the "LOL FUCK JOHN" comments.Also, Go searching for what caused the massive explosion, have John follow you.
>>3555181Here Comes FapTau... Or Koolaid Man
>>3555181Just as planned
Grow boobies bigger
>>3555181John you lucky sergal!
>>3555197So....wait a few minutes?
We need a new thread
NONESENSE!You are in a perfect position to continue with porn! Boobie snuggle John!
Head towards SEC 2 With John.
Ask John if she's okay.
>>3555231And check and see if you're hurt.
Check out the explosion and make a mental note to ask John if their are laundry facilities somewhere. Joan seriously needs to get some decent clothes.
Grab Robutt Hat.Explore explodiness with john in the front.Find clothes, somehow.
>>3555243And John needs a hat. And our hat needs a hat.
>>3555251Sergals with hats fuck yeah
>>3555181Awesome drawfag is awesome. He evades the pr0n suggestions and still delivers fanservice.
>>3555298..Is where this shit is continued.
