Continued from >>3556794You and John are ready to die from fear as Mommy has joined you in the bathroom."Um... What does this one mean?"
"John was telling me something..."
>>3558522"She's just saying that it would take at least two strong enemies to actually make you break a sweat during a fight."
>>3558522"IT's a dog's scribbles on the wall, mom... doesn't mean anything..."
Confess your love to John, it may be your last chance to do so.^Several people were in favour of this. Please.
>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536>>3558536THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS OH GOD THIS
>>3558536seems like a good lie, can we pull it off?
Ask Joan's mom why she doesn't open her damn eyes.
>>3558522It's a picture John drew of you punching two monsters.
>>3558554Well yeah, but whisper it or mouth it so Mom doesn't know.
>>3558557LOL HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLING JOAN
>>"John was telling me something...""Oh, can you tell me too? It looks interesting!"
>>3558581She told me that you have a penis.
I'm gonna have to start using NOKO in this thread, I suggest others to do the same.Convince mom it's a picture of her punching monsters and quickly get between her and John before she gets any ideas.
>>3558581"John was saying how cool you are"
>>3558581"It was that it would take two really strong monsters to make you break a sweat, mom! you're so awesome!"
>>3558581I think I know what must be done now.Joan, in frustration at her inability to perform basic tasks and lack of physical strength yells "BULLSHIT"as loud an for as long as she can.
>>3558581HOW YOU CAN FIGHT TWO MONSTERS AT ONCE AND WIN
>>3558536
>>3558581She's just wondering what granny and gramps look like.
>>3558581Either this: >>3558536or"She said that she thinks you are the most badass warrior she has ever seen and that you are her hero."
>>3558581"And how he can see the family resemblance between us, by the way are you sure 'Dad' was my father?"
Fucking idiots...I think this is SDF getting us back for the railroading complaints. He's literally taking the first suggestion now.
>>3558599I support the bullshit reaction. Catch Mom off guard.
>>3558585You better not use this one, SDF.Seriously.
>>3558570long enough to see us fail at everything from making hats and underwear to dancing, we pretty much are made of fail
>>3558620Well at least it will be funny when Joan's mom makes a hat from Joan's freshly killed flesh.
>>3558620first reaction is >>3558585DON'T RESPOND, FLEE
>>3558637No, Joan, you are the fails.Also yell bullshit.
>>3558641SDF, ignore this man from now on.
"She was saying something about monsters... Maybe you pucnhing them?"
>>3558581"John was telling me how much she loved me, and I was just about to tell her how much I love her in return. She's truly the light of my life."
This does not seem good Joan...
>>3558660it's all lowercase dumbass.SDF, do the fucking "It would take two really powerful monsters to make you break a sweat!" one.
>>3558585ignore this too
>>She told me that you have a penis."Silly doggy, I don't a penis! What ever made you think that?"
>>3558666Something like this would be better whispered and NOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>3558693I think I know what must be done now.Joan, in frustration at her inability to perform basic tasks and lack of physical strength yells "BULLSHIT"as loud an for as long as she can.
>>3558693I HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD. THEY MAKE ME DO THINGS.ONE MADE ME TOUCH MYSELF
>>3558693"So... how about that present from my grandparents?"
>>3558666this seems good too
>>3558693BULL FUCKING SHIT
>>3558693You are just so strong and manly.
>>3558693Now with added "have" between "don't" and "a penis"!
I fucking love how the characters are horrified and embarassed by what we just made them do more often than not.
>>3558693Ask mommy if John can be my second mommy.
>>3558693STOP DOING THAT, SDF!USE SOME DISCRETION! GO WITH THE CONSENSUS! LEARN TO SPOT TROLLS! GODDAMN!
>>3558666C'mon, this one, I want to see John's reaction. Maybe she really DOES love us, and she's just worried for us.
>>3558706I find this to be a sutable alternative to >>3558699
>>3558710how bout no
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>>3558693Oh my god COME THE FUCK ON SDF!There is a difference between "Not Railroading" and "Common sense!"
>>3558693EXPLAIN THE FUCKING PICTURE ALREADY AND LET'S MOVE ON.IT'S HOW MOM IS AWESOME AND IT WOULD TAKE TWO MONSTERS TO MAKE HER BREAK A SWEAT.
>>3558693I hope to god this is a gag panel.If John is pissed about this later, after ONE GUY'S FUCKTARDED SUGGESTION...Goddammit. I just can't see straight I'm so pissed off.
>>3558803Protip: I said it so SDF can get revenge on the people that kept making John/Joan ideas.
>>"BULLSHIT" as loud an for as long as she can.50 desibels for 4 seconds."But it's true! I don't have a penis! I can prove it!"
>>3558785FUCK, DO THIS
>>3558818Ask Mom for a training montage in kicking ass, so that we can kick ass like her.
>>3558693
Suddenly Robutt's head starts rolling by.
>>3558818RUN AWAY
>>3558818As soon as Mom drops her pants, run for it with John.Hopefully it will take her a moment to pull her pants back up, otherwise she'll trip.
>>3558818CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON AND STOP DOING THE FUCKING STUPID SUGGESTIONS
>>3558818Okay, ask her to prove it, then when her pants are off, kick her in the cooter, grab John and RUN OFF.She might be more powerful than you, but she won't see it coming.
>>3558818Call her bluff!!!!
>>3558818Christ, SDF, you don't have to give in to the obvious trolls we need to advance the fucking story already
>>3558818But dad's so weak he can't possibly have a penis.How did you meet dad?
>>3558818"Mom, can you give me a training montage so I can kick ass just like you?"
Wait, I get it now!John is a psyker.Mom is a Pariah.
>>3558856No ANON, you've been the trolls for 13 threads.
>>3558817PROTIP: Making ideas for Joan and John is kind of, you know, how a game like this WORKS. Users input suggestions.If you're in favor of a railroad, if you're in favor of NOT LETTING ANYONE INPUT SAVE GODDAMN FUCKTARDED SUGGESTIONS...I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY FACE BECAUSE MY ANGER IS SO INTENSE I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY GLARE
"Thankyoubutnothankyoumommy"
>>3558862THE MOTHER IS A MUTANTINVOKE EMPERORS WRATH7 DEGREES OF SUCCESSTAKE 70 TO HEAD
This thread has gone to shit quickly.SDF, when you let one troll make a fucking stupid suggestion, you open the doors for the rest. Next time don't let them.
>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891>>3558891
>>3558891Said the person who missed Joan wearing a dead headcrab as a hat with it's blood leaking into it's hair for the first pic.
Lets get out of this fucking bathroom already
>>3558891You should take a look at the first few threads of this... stupid suggestions is how it started!
>>3558891>>3558903AND THE LOL FISH HOOK EYE PIERCING
>>3558903Hat suggestions are different from telling the BBEG our only friend said she has a penis.
>>3558912AND WHAT INITIALLY GOT US RAPED AND NEARLY RUINED THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN BY ALMOST NOT GETTING US JOHN
>>3558927OH HI THEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan
CALL UPON THE POWER OF DOMETHE MOON IS SHINING!BLAST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BATHROOM WITH YOUR DOUBLE SATELLITE CANON!
Sir Double-Faggot. I love your story, your sketches, and your willingness to continue the story along unpopular lines to give everyone a chance to shape the story.I applaud you, Sir.
>>RUN AWAYYou run like the wind! Assuming that wind is somewhat sluggish and easily out of breath.
>>3558951THAT IS NOT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AND YOU KNOW IT GODDAMMIT
>>3558963HideHug JohnApologize
>>3558963fffffffff ride John or something
In b4 she passes out and wakes up in a car.
This is retarded.
>>3558963Apology seems to be good, can we also go back to SEC II and get the gun, to maybe protect us from the crazy?
>>3558970RIDE JOHN. OMG DO IT.
>>3558975After that horrendous bathroom sequence, I have to agree.This shouldn't be a game of "First faggot to suggest something gets to decide what happens."This should be more "The group plays together."If you and your friends build a sandcastle, and one guy comes over and kicks it down, obviously you are going to hate that person.SDF, next time, don't let one faggot kick down the sandcastle. Let the group decide.
you know I think the point here is that SDF is masterfully trolling all of you by sowing rage and discord with a fun silly quest thread that is provoking untold anger and he is LAUGHING at youall while just waiting for fucking Ruby Quest to go up tonight alreadyregardless my suggestion is to find somewhere to hide for a while
>>3558963Mommy is sad. Go back and cheer her up.
>>3558963>>3558969Apologize to John, say you don't know what came over yourself, swear you're sorry, sob and say you're sorry over and over.
Remind John to decimate some poor kid's sandcastle next time you are at the beach
>>3558997Go play your fucking Ruby Quest, and let the group decide. This is wayyyyy fucking better.
>>3558997Then people bitch ZOMG RAILROADING!
>>3558999This is not a "Fun silly quest."This quest is supposed to be srs businessGo back and read the old threads. Actions will have consequences, retarded ones will get us killed, he almost made rocks fall once.
>>3559025Who gives a shit?
>>3559021Not when one faggot ruins everything, no.
You know, John might be scared but mom never explicitly threatended us. I'm wondering if running like that was such a good idea. Perhaps we should have explained we'd like to keep exploring on our own and guaged her reaction.
>>3559036The faggots who then will fill the thread with stupid shit to kill it
What he should do is choose from the first 3 suggestions at his own discretion.
>>3559025No, they don't.The last part people bitched because there really wasn't any interaction.
>>3559046we can always say we were embarrassed by the thought that she would pull down her pants, she seems stupid enough to believe it
>>3559046To be fair she just killed our father in front of us, despite the fact that he was an asshole. That's gotta fuck someone up. Also John seems to be indicating that this may not be our mother.
>>3559046It's too late now, faggots have ruined that scene and there really was no other way out of it.Even now, John probably hates us for the penis comment and it's all one fucktarded guy's fault.
>>Hide>>Hug John>>Apologize"Why did you run?"
>>3559072BECAUSE YOU KILLED A PERSON IN FRONT OF US AND JOHN IS DRAWING SHIT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>3559062Did you even read the last thread?Goddamn some of you people are retarded.That is our mother, but she and our grandparents are worse. The gift is likely a deal with some ungodly force to make us like her.
>>3559060This combined with this>>3559062
>>3559072I'm going trhough a stragne period in life.
>>3559072The voices in my head make me do bad things.I sapped a robutt.
>>3559072WE'RE REALLY CONFUSED AND NEED SOME TIME TO SORT SHIT OUT
>>3559072EXPLAIN YOU'RE SCARED OF HER A BIT AND WHY
>>3559072"Because you frighten me Mommy."
>>3559072"I don't Remember Grandma and Grandpa. I've seen so many terrible things that I'm scared."
>>3559100Lie about why
>>3559090This
>>3559072YOU KILLED DAD WITHOUT TOUCHING HIMI CAN'T DO SHIT NOR REMEMBER SHITI'M FUCKING SCARED
>>3559072YOU KILLED DAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND THAT SCARES US
>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090>>3559090THIRDED
OP, wait about five minutes between the last post and drawing this one.You'll get much better responses.
>>3558970We already tried that, it doesnt work.
can we quit stalling and see what she has for us?
SDF needs to follow the majority's wishes, rather than just whoever's first. It kinda ruins the feeling of participation when the majority is completely ignored.JOAN-JOHN LOVE ADMISSION. LET'S GET IT ALREADY.
>>3559284Wait until it's time. So soon after that Penis lie is not the time.
>>3559284Its SDF's game, and we should try not to piss him of so he completely fucks us over (i love the story so far, the game is fun, please don't kill us over idiots OR give in to the trolls SDF)
>>3559297While I'm in favor of the two developing a sort of bond over time, and after all they're going through or going to go through, now is not the time. Maybe in part 30.
>>3559312I don't think these two will be holding that sort of thing back until part thirty.They'll address it before then. John already seems pretty into her, and Joan (/tg/) is already showing signs of favoring this relationship.
>>3559312how does that have anything to do with me asking >>3559284 to chill and not make SDF angry, while simultaneously praising SDF?
>>3559341Hey, not trying to piss the man off, sometimes it just feels like he ignores a lot of us in favour of one person going "lol lick robot butt.">>3559340John definitely seems to care about her safety. Needs more Joan/John hugs and love.
>>3559341...Oh. I thought you meant something else by that post.I thought you meant the people trying to hook them up are trolls. Some might be, but honestly, as xenophilic as /tg/ is, I doubt most of them are.I mean, I'd like to see it...
>>3559354Seconded. More hugs and love... definitely...
>>3559072JOHN GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA MOM!WE'RE PLAYING TAG AND YOU'RE IT!>Grab John, run like crazy.
>>3559355As would I
>>3559362Best post in a while. Seconded because she's probably dumb enough to fall for it.
>>3559362>>3559377Hopefully SDF is drawing right now, though. It's been 30 minutes or so.
Maybe he was just waiting for us to calm down, ya know?
>>3559377The problem with this is that Joan is too weak to run. I think it's definitely a good idea once her strength has been recovered.
>>3559406Or maybe, since this has been going on for 9+ hours, the man needs a break.
>>3559409Why not eat a RAGE bar and run?
>>Hopefully SDF is drawing right now, though. It's been 30 minutes or so.HA HA HA FAG DO YOU REALLY THINK I DRAW THIS SHIT? NO, I SACRIFICE BABY UNICORNS.Ahem. I just had to go AFK for a while, due to bills and such.You decide to follow an overall assumed translation of the voices' demands, explaining to Mommy that you ran because it's not really normal for people to punch someone's husband and dad's brains around the globe and that it is, in fact, quite disturbing and may cause morale damage severe enough to break entire squads."Well, I guess I kind of forgot myself since this subject never came up before. Well, maybe this picture of my mommy and daddy, your grandparents, will explain a little..."
>>3559457Barbarian warlords?Why didn't we inherit Bloodrage?
ACQUIRE ANCESTRAL DWARVEN POWERS
>>3559457Mom is a TALL DWARF?
>>3559457I thought you were having dinner."Are, are my grandparents dead now?"
>>3559457we should still be wary and not to trusting
>>3559457Hug John tighter.Ask if we can take the note and talk in private once more.
>>3559457"Actually, no it does not"
>>3559457So Joan's grandparents are a barbarian and a dorf. SWEET.Ask about Hitler's parents, we need to know the other side of the family to understand WHY JOAN IS SO FUCKING WEAK.
>>3559476I don't think the ability to tell where rocks are from will help us much.
>>3559457It's okay man, you needed the break anyway, and so did everyone else.This story just got more weird. I was expecting one of her parents to be of Riki-Oh desent.Is John still worried?
>>3559457...Joan is part DORF?That explains her shortness and her HUGE TITS. Girl looks like a midget smuggling watermelons.
>>3559457Now we REALLY fucking want that gift.Plus, if she's showing us this, we're probably withing striking range, so lets just take it.
>>3559506Also, now we need to get her mining for a bit. Make her TUFF.
>>3559506I lol'd
>>3559457HITLER DILUTED THE BLOOD OF THE MASTER RACEOH THE IRONYshow pic to John, tell mom about the dwarf corpse you found with the mug.
Dwarven parents + Punching Dad to death = Dwarf Fortress dwarves. The present is probably LAVA. Or mandrills. Or some sort of ornate onyx gateway encrusted with rare metals.
>>3559529>Joan>ToughSeriously though, we should ask John what she thinks now.Ask John "If we have time today to go eat that dinner" with a wink and an elbow nudge. A nod yes or no would suffice.
>>3559457We should consult John about this
>>3559487>>3559500>>3559538>>3559549>>3559553>Talk to John about thisThe path ahead should be clear.
Gramps is a viking, granny is a dorf.So 25% viking, 25% dorf, 50% pedo hitler. Fuck. What was mom thinking?
See if our Mug is the same as the one from the picture.
>>3559538HOW DOES HITLER KNOW WHAT DORF BLOOD IS
>>3559585Also, how the fuck is Joan full of so much fail?We are still 25% dorf. That is MORE than enough to be the most awesome bitch around. Vikings are just.. tall dwarves on the tough bastard scale. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>3559590Oh Shit, we might already have the present! Good thinking, anon
>>3559632AMENISIAS
>>3559632Joan didn't know her full self before today.
That's no dorf. Dorf chicks have beards! That's just a midget with a mace.
>>3559652So it's a gurren lagann kinda thing?
>>3559632We got granny's size, gramps' hair... and dad's strength and dancing skill.
SEE WHAT JOHN THINKS AND IF SHE'S STILL FREAKED OUT.
What is mommy's name anyways?
>>3559653True, she's probably a dwarf instead. Or she... shaved.
>>3559678It's Mom, duh.
>>3559646How does losing our memory make us WEAK AS KITTENS?
>>3559632see>>3559538
>>3559683>>3559690Oh shi... the penis prediction...
>>3559632>>3559652>>3559692Joan's adopted.
>>3559698What?
>>3559692If animu has taught me anything, and it hasn't, strength is 10% body, 200% spirit.
"Here's a picture of our wedding. Your dad's parents are in it too."
>>3559703John says she can tell Joan is their daughter by scent, so no.
>>3559715Grandpa has the most awesome suit ever.
>>3559715Ask Mom why she just killed Dad.
>>3559715so, when this cutscene ends, we talk to John about developments, get the gun, and treat mom with caution
>>3559715Match the mugs match the mugs
>>3559715Ask John what she thinks, see her reaction.
>>3559726Seconded
>>3559715Why did you kill the man you love?
ASK MOM WHY WE SUCK SO MUCH.
>>3559715Tell Mom that it was great seeing her.But all kids got a leave the nest at some point and go on a journey filled with dangerous monsters and random black outs. Give her a hug and tell her next time let's go somewhere to eat.Walk Away.
These threads have me now looking up sergal porn.Goddammit /tg/ I thought I'd never see the day.
>>3559715Shit, her mom's more stacked than she looks in that sweater.Explains Joan's ampleness.>>3559724She already explained it was an accident, she got angry, and forgot how strong she was.It's already pretty clear she's a bit of a ditz, from the beginning of this mess I figured you faggots were all overreacting. Think about it, Joan was the happiest she's been when she was with her mother before the Robutt kidnapped her. Why the hell is she listening to this monster that looks exactly like one that raped her, even if it did hug her in consolation? It's done nothing but abuse her and get her in further trouble.Tl;Dr, Fuck John, she's a perverted troublemaker. Stick with your Mom, she knows what's best for you.
>>3559724I'm guessing it's some Metal Gear Solid plot twist reason.
>>3559745RECESSIVE GENESWE NEED TO FIGHT HER TWIN SISTER TO PROVE THAT NURTURE IS STRONGER THAN NATURE
>>3559764It is possible we will need her help/gift/quest assignment she might actually be good and just creepy as fuck
>>3559775CUT THIS SHIT OUT!
>>Ask Mom why she just killed Dad."Well, err... Talking to his own daughter like that... I mean, he was only interested in seeing you because he thought... You know... So I got angry and didn't watch my strenght... I didn't really mean to kill him..."
>>3559775Mom isn't just ditzy, she's creepy. John is at least lucid. We should be careful around her and keep the one ally we have.
>>3559775Killing someone by accident doesn't make you a ditz. It makes you guilty of manslaughter.Killing your husband by accident makes you really fucking dangerous.
>>3559800we need to see if John is still freaked the fucked about by Mom, then see if Mom will join our party
>>3559800MATCH THE CUPSTALK TO/OBSERVE JOHN
Obviously we need to handcuff John and Mom together.
>>3559819>>3559819>>3559819>>3559819>>3559819>>3559819Seconded.
>>3559775That, and the Mother is a much more awesome character than John.She used to take Joan to the zombie infested shopping mall just to get her her favorite snack!And its understandable for her to be a little miffed when a man convicted of sex crimes against your daughter wants to see you to potentially commit more sex crimes. She just doesn't know how awesomely strong she is.
>>3559819>>3559823Both of these.
"So Daddy WAS guilty when he got arrested!"
>>3559800Ask her what the hell there going to do now that daddies dead.
>>3559847>>3559775No.Just no.
>>3559849Seconded.Or is it thirded?
Damnit I missed 12. Are these threads achieved?
>>3559910They should be...
>>3559910should be, someone said they did it
by the way, if barbarians and sergals are natural enemies, it might give a reason for john to be scared
Ask Mom about the tits.Seriously,
>>3559927They aren't.
>>3559927If they had a natural enemy it would be the Gnoll.If not the southern sergal, after all. Given that John is a Northern.
>>3559910http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3555298
>>MATCH THE CUPSThe mugs do not match. The zombiedwarf's mug has an engraving of a zombiedwarf engraving a mug, while the mugs in the pictures have an engraving of a dwarf slaying a dragon, a dwarf slaying a rhesus macaque and a mountain with a pickaxe.>>TALK TO/OBSERVE JOHNYou turn to look at Jo......hn?
Ask Mom why she married Dad.If she makes a Morel Orel joke, bitch-slap her.
>>3559960Ask John what's wrong, tell Mom you're going to go speak to her in private again.
>>3559960Oh, fuck, use POWER OF LOVE to prevent mom/john fight
>>3559960Didn't we have some Valium in our inventory?
>>3559960Tell mom "Excuse us"grab JohnRun for the bathroomLock the doorAsk John what's wrong.
Hug John, EXTREME
>>3559960YOU'RE STEPPING ON HER TAIL
>>3559960YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
So we have zombies, postapocalypse, headcrabs, DORFS, sergals, barbarians, ROBUTT, Team Fortress, and a hyperstrong mother. WHAT. THE. HELL.
GET BETWEEN MOM AND JOHNHUG JOHN
>>3559960QUICK! WE NEED A SUDDEN HUMANIZING SPELL TO AFFECT JOHN!
>>3559960OH FU-Don't lose Sergal! Sedate it, but not by using Mommy!
>>3559960Why is john so sad, retreat politely with john, do much to comfort her
>>3559960HUG JOHNASK WHAT'S WRONGTELL MOM TO GIVER HER A MINUTE
>>3559960Kiss John.
>>3560020Now isn't the time.
SACRIFICE UNICORNS FASTER I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ;O;
>>3560070what he said! Queeek!
I'm betting Joan's grandpa is either some god of evil or some warrior that slew a fuckton of sergals including John's parents.
50$ says the next image is Mom and Joan staring at John with "TO BE CONTINUED" as the text.
I'm sensing a choice between someone who may kill us on accident or someone who frequently rapes us.
As the voices in your heads have voted enough as far as you are concerned, you decide to ask Mommy to let you talk with John in private. Mommy agrees and after a while John calms down enough to draw you a story.It may or may not be an old legend, relating unto you a most terrifying incident!
>>3560118OH GODTHE SERGALS ATTACKED AND DESTROYED THEIR ALETHE DWARVES RETALIATED!THIS IS DORF FORT! Sergals are a mod /tg/ did for them!Fuck!
>>3560118HUG JOHN TIGHTLYTell her you'd never let Mom hurt you. Or Grandpa.
>>3560118....Bahahahahaha.Awesome.Tell John you wish you could help, but you seem to have not inhereted anything from your mother's side other than stature and TITS.
>>3560118Ancient enemies! i knew it! we need to assure john that mommy isn't like that, and that she is safe
>>3560118Ask if John knows a wizard that can turn John into a human.
>>3560118Sergals killed dwarfs until one set some booze on fire. Then the last dwarf killed all the sergals.Ask mom for alcohol.
>>3560127Let's hope Mommy either doesn't know, doesn't care, or is too dumb to figure it out.Mommy and her should shake hands to help with the belief that there's nothing wrong after all.
>>3560132I don't think John'd be afraid of some barbarian.GrandMA, on the other hand...
>>3560149CUT THIS SHIT OUT! WE LIKE JOHN DAMMIT!
>>3560118Tell John that you have never seen Mom attack a sergals.Besides, she doesn't seem to notice the history dorfs and sergals have.
>>3560118Oh noes!We are actually the arch enemies of John's species, since way back! Our ancestors wore hats and wielded clubs just like we do! It cannot be!
>>3560149Not all of them, John seems fairly young and shorter than MOM, so it's obvious that John and her parents survived.
>>3560118Tell John that she's safe.Though the sergals were stupid for spilling dorf ale.Then kiss John and say that you won't let anything happen to her.
>>3560181>>3560132These two.Include the kissing part.
Feed self to John to give her strength to battle crazy murder woman.
>>3560149..Shit.Could that be it? Why Joan's dorfen powers haven't activated? NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL?
>>3560181maybe not stupid, unwisealso comment on mommy's oblivious nature, and the fact that she considers john a puppy, from how she's acted
>>3560181I support this. Make out with John.
>>3560149Not ALL of them. Killing ALL of an entire race is pretty damn difficult.
>>3560205Make out...Eh. Support, hug, comfort, tell her it's okay, seal it with a kiss, dunno if it should go further than that, kiss is already kinda pushing it.
Tell John that her race shouldn't have attacked the dorfs, they deserved what they got. Tell her that we forgive her, however.
>>3560252No. We don't know the circumstances.Could have been a marauding gang and not the empire itself or... any number of things.
Makeout sessions are always hot, even if it is interspecies.
Ask John why she can't Talk.
>>3560272Alright, I'll throw my vote towards this as well, though it should be a cutscene. First explaining you won't let Mom or the grandparents harm her, then comfort, then kiss.
>>3560285Cutscene sounds good.
inb4 epic kiss faliure
>>3560285second. Or whatever number we're on now, I agree with this guy and the others.
Fuck all this being nice to John shit.RAPE JOHN.
I'll leave you to comfort John UNTIL NEXT TIME!It's 7:24 AM and you're listening to /tg/ FM, I bid you all good morning and let you back to listening to the mellow sounds of classical rock as so very soothingly presented by Amon Amarth - here's Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags.
>>3560297Shockingly, I bet this is the one thing Joan can do right.
Joan cancels Make Hat: Interupted by Robutt.John cancels Be Useful: Mukkin AboutJoan has become more expeienced!Joan has become a SAPPAH!Joan has entered a fey mood!Joan has started a mysterious construction!Joan has created Rocksleds the Abnormal Carp, a Robutt steel hat.Joan has become more experienced!John cancels Be Useful: Mukkin AboutMom has entered a martial trance!John cancels Mukkin About: Interupted by absolute terror.
>>3560306D'AWWWW!And John is a clever bitch, look where her nose is.
>>3560306Thanks for the thread, SDF!It's been a bumpy but wonderful ride!
Is it just me or is John shrinking?
>>3560306Thnak you for going at it for 5-6 hours straight SDF. Hopefully the same starting time is kept each time you decide to do this.
>>3560319>>3560306You know joan planed it too, what part of "comfort" don't you get? :)
>>3560356Six? This was more like ten today.
>>3560349bad drawfag is bad, thus constant resizing of everythingbut i like that characters and story
>>3560360That just makes it even more D'awww-worthy.
The characters and story have been AWESOME lately.
>>3560306>>3560360I bet she did plan it, actually...Which is...*sniff* D'awwwww...
I thought today's chapters started sucking around the middle, but it's come right back to awesome. Can't wait to see what the extended family's like. As much as I dislike sergals in general (and I'm visting from a furry board) Joan's Adventures has given them a reason to exist.That last panel makes me feel like a good tit nuzzle. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten to equip myself with a woman for the night.
