The Emperor's Will - Equal parts vodka and apple juice, shaken and chilled. Garnish with a chunk of fresh ginger.Nurgle's Rot - 1 measure of lime cordial, 1 measure of southern comfort, 6 measures of lemonade. Drizzle at least 1 measure of Bailey's on top for curdled, boogery appearance. Do not stir.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD - Bloody Mary in a very large glass without celery. Optional - add 1 measure of drippings from rare hamburger.Just as Planned - Cuervo Margarita with an extra shot of Blue Curaco, frozen.Slaaneshi Whore - 1 measure DeKuyper Peach Schnapps and 1 measure of Everclear in a cup of Sprite (or Kool-Aid). Imperial Guardsman - Near BeerPrometheum - Tequila and Habanero hot sauceThe Greater Good - Club soda (designated drivers; serving the greater good in the greatest way...)WAAAAAAAAGH! - 1 shot of goddamn everything in a very big frosty mug. The Warp - Espresso, Vodka, and Vicodin.
>>3567666why are there no bodily fluids in the slaaneshi whore cocktail?
>>3567666>Optional - add 1 measure of drippings from rare hamburger./ck/ would love this. srsly.
>Prometheum - Tequila and Habanero hot sauceHoly Promethium - Tequila, Habanero hot sauce and promethium
holy shit a "just as planned" sounds delicious
Prometheum'll get both ends running hot, goddamn.
>>3567695Just as...well, you know.
>>3567677It's assumed that the highball glass you use will be soaked in semen, vaginal fluids, and urine already.
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD - Bloody Mary in a very large glass without celery. Optional - add 1 measure of blood of a virgin, yours will do.
haha, I know how I'm getting drunk tomorrow night now :)
I want a WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!And a medic.
Ulthwe's Tears - 1 measure Tia Maria, 1measure Creme de Cacao, 1shot Espresso, topped with double cream.
>>3567677There are, but the fun is in the drinker finding this out themselves.
>>3567711where's the lobster when you need her, she'd probably be willing to let us know what that comes out to being like
The Dreadnaught - 3 shots Jack Daniels, 1 shot Sake, crushed mint and ginger ale. "EVEN IN DEATH (hic), I'M STILL PISSED!"
The Green Tide - Glass of leftover green beer from St. Patrick's day with 2 shots of bourbon.The Monolith - 2 shots gin, 1 shot lime juice, 1 shot vermouthThe Inquisition - 10 ounces of bourbon, 2 ounces of orange juice, 2 ounces of grenadineThe Bolter Bitch - 1 shot amaretto, 1 shot vodka, Add cranberry juice to taste (4-6 ounces). Pour 1 shot cola over top.Angry Eldar - 1 shot white rum, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot gin, 1 shot gold tequila. Pour into glass of iced Fresca.
The Ordo Hereticus - pour petrol down the back of your shirt, then set it alight.
>>3567764there's everclear in there so there'd be no in hell for me to even know its there
>>3567721You've got to scream WAAAAGH at the beginning and end of that drink. Also crack a chair over someone's head.
Drop Pod - 1 shot everclear, pour 1 shot orange juice and a drizzle of peach syrup over top. Shoot 1 "pod" of 6 shots at a time, 1 after another... if you don't drop, you're doing it wrong.Melta Bomb - 3 shots Midori Melon liqueur, 1 shot DeKuyper Sour Apple, 1 shot rum, 1 shot sweet and sour.
The Commisar: half a glass full of redbull, 1 shot whiskey, and 1/2 shot of tequila. Result a hangover with the intensity of a bolt pistol round to the head
The inevitable end result of this thread.In other words - WIN.
>>3567666>>3567774Dreadnaught; Depth charge a shot of Mezcal into a pint of real ale. Down.
>Slaaneshi Whore - 1 measure DeKuyper Peach Schnapps and 1 measure of Everclear in a cup of Sprite (or Kool-Aid).Lets fix this. (all measures are EXACT. You should obsess over this drink as you make it.)4 oz of citrus fruit flavored schnapps4 oz creme de menthe4 oz sprite OR 2 oz club soda and 2 oz citrus juice of choice4 oz Everclearinsert long handled spoonlightly drizzle godiva chocolate liquor on topstir SLOWLY exactly 4 times, making a spiral pattern with the liquor.CAREFULLY remove the spoongarnish 1 sprig of mint with exactly 4 leaves in the center of the spiral.consume.Repeat until it's perfect, or your liver fails.
>>3567896Jesus, that's almost torture!
>>3567931That's a fucking womans drink that is. Anything less than a trebble if you're mixing with redbull is damn near heresy.
>>3567953Isn't it? >>3567956No... it's a guardsman's drink.
>>3567666I've had something like the Nurgle's Rot before, but it didn't have lemonade in it. That sounds awesome and hideous at once.
>>3567969That drop pod thing is shit as well.This thread proves that Americans can't drink.
archive this for later drinking
>>3567945This sounds like a delicious chore.
>>3567666>666I see what you did there, Satan.
>>3567979Fine. If you can finish a WAAAAAAAAAGH!, I'll pay for it.
>>3567979To be fair, you Europeans get a huge head start on us. Fucking drinking age at 21...
The Ad-Mech Surprise: Lighter Fuel and Meths, in a rusty bucket. Sprinkle with iron filings and say farewell to your eyesight and liver.
>>3568000Entirely depends on what's in the bars gantry.That drink is very, very subjective.
>>3568013>say farewell to your eyesight and liver.Worry not!The omnissiah has provided the Adeptus Mechanicus with superior mechanical eyes and blood filtration devices!
>>3568011Obviously you start drinking well before the drinking age.
>>3568017In any well-stocked bar, finishing a WAAAAAAGH! should be nearly fatal and horrendously expensive.
>>3568033If a bar has say 5 bottles of same-brand vodka up, would you take a shot from each, or just one of vodka as there is only one type of drink?
>>3567666>The Greater GoodI laughed. God help me, I laughed my ass off.>PrometheumPic related.
>>3568040A shot from each. When it says goddamn everything, it means goddamn everything.
I could really go for the warp right now.
>>3568033Just like a real WAAAAGH!
>>3567819The Inquisition - because after drinking a few, you won't be able to keep any secrets. About anything. Period.
An Emperor's Will or a Slaaneshi Whore would be pretty good right about now.
The Chaos Spawn - Pour one jigger each of vodka, whiskey, and orange bitters into a glass. Ask bartender to add a shot of "something else" into the mix - do not specify what.The Squad of Ten Nob Bikers Each With Different Weapons - Take bottle of vodka. Drink. Do not stop until unconscious.Twin Linked Lascannon - Double shot of jack and beer.
Considering a Waaagh! would be the equivelent of what? 30 shots to fill? More?Yeah. Waaagh! would do nasty things to your liver... but what a rush.
>>3568119I was thinking the same thing... the Emperor's Will actually sounds really good.
I'd like to try a BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
The Thunder Hammer: equals parts vodka and ~95% moonshine.Vulcan's Wrath: skip the vodka.Moonshine and absinthe for a Weirdboy?
>>3568248christ.you have a deathwish.but then again thats all part of being a weirdboy isnt it?
I'd like to have any of those drinks right now.Or this thread archived, but 4chanarchive is broken...
I just made myself a Bolter Bitch... that is entirely too good. I was going to try as many of these as I could sanely do tonight, but I think Im sticking to this one.
>>3568270That's what sup/tg/ is for.
>>3568270>4chanarchive
I had a friend that drank a WAAAAAAAAGH! once. We had to take him to a hospital.My favorite part was when we were sitting in this room they brought us (the people that brought him in) after they got done asking us questions the nurse asked if we needed anything while we wait and my other friend said he'd take an ice cold 40inb4 cool story brah, I already know it is.
Squat - Billy Beer, served in a dodo egg, preferably with a mini bigfoot burger on the side.Flayed One - Shot of vodka; spray glass with (corn) oil before pouring.Kharn the Betrayer - Anything big and expensive - that you charge to your buddy's tab.
>>3568270Really? /co/ just archived something, according to their Writers As Watchmen thread
So what would be in an Alcoholifex?
>>35684543 shots rubbing alcohol.
>>3567945 Oh god. Me want!
Cultist-chan - Drink anything until you start talking like her.
>>3568259 you have a deathwish.I'd say Swedish, but same difference I guess...Taking some liberties with the "drink" part, here's one which takes a while to get done, and with a rather bitter result, The Necron. Take a bottle of vodka (or some other such unflavoured booze, alcohol and water in roughly the same property, and as little else as possible), add half a sugar cube an 1-3 twigs of wormwood. Leave forgotten in a deeply buried tomb for 100 million years (alternatively in the cupboard for three days), filter, done.One I have yet to try, but which reportedly is quite good, and looks like semen, is unfiltered apple juice and sake. Slaneeshi residue?
Genestealer surprise.1oz. Peach Schnapps1 tsp. Bailey's Irish Cream2 drops Grenadine 1 tsp. Black Opalline LiquorHeat until it's right at your pain toleranceDrink quickly.
>>3568454Three bottles of the cheapest wine in the store.
I just hit 21 a few weeks ago. Shame on you all for forcing me to give into my Irish heritage.
>>3568520"Hy tink hy dreenk too muchaa det beeer..."
The Space Wolf - 15 Pints of your strongest mead Barkeep.The Long Fang - I'll Have The Same AgainGreat Wolf - Drive home.
The Hammerhead: - 2 shots Absynthe, 1 shot Creme de MenthDeep Strike: 2 shots Jägermeister, 2 shots Cinnamon Schnapps.
>>3568597GIVE IN?You do not give into an Irish heritage, my good man. You embrace it. You squeeze the bitch until it squeals, and then you bed it, and you wake up in the morning unable to remember exactly what you did last night with a burning feeling when you piss, but damn if it isn't all worth it in the end!
The Necromunan Slumbomb (better than carbomb?)Pour one shot of Whiskey into a pint of Guinness (or other pint of bitter of choice).Drop a depth charge of Bailey's into it. You have 15 seconds to drink it, before it curdles.
The Crimson FistAdd ice to Half glass of coke, pour in a shot of lime juice, top up the rest of the glass with your rum of choice (Traditionally, White rum, but amber or dark rum works even better, if a bit more costly)
>>3568751So, the Crimson Fists are cubans and not mexicans, now?
ITT We don't have a drinking problem, we're actually quite good at it.
The Amorous Canoe.Any American beer.
Craftworld Cocktail - 1 part irish creme, 1 part peach schnapps, 1 part blue curacao, mix well, then throw down the sink you fucking space elf pussy
The Angry Marine MartiniPour 1.5 oz gin in a glass with ice. Add vermouth. Smash it in the drinker's face. Variation: The Self-Loathing Angry Marine Martini.Smash in own face.
>>3568597>give into my Irish heritage.You don't deserve the blessing you've received.>>3568714FUCK YEAR!I'm wondering how high of tolerance Late Night /tg/ has. I can do ~20 shots of rum (mainly Capt. Morgan Tattoo) coupled with 3 bottles of Smirnoff Ice (watermelon & apple are godly) with only a bit of coordination loss.
>>3567666FUCKNO!>>3567969SAME TO YOU!IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN MUST DROWN THEIR SORROWS! DROWN!AN IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN IS 2 PARTS EVERCLEAR, 1 PART VODKA, 2 PARTS THE MOST CAFFEINATED CARBONATED BEVERAGE YOU CAN FIND, 1 PART BACARDI 151. OPTIONAL: EAT A JALAPENO AFTER EACH ONE. SIMULATES THE PAIN OF DEFEAT AFTER HAVING YOUR FACE STOMPED BY EVERY OTHER ARMY.THIS IS DRUNK BY THE DOUBLE SHOT. NO FEWER THAN 5 MUST BE DRUNK BEFORE BEGINNING ANY GAME OF 40K IN WHICH YOU PLAY AS IG.
>>3569289I can do 2/3 of a fifth of Johnny Walker or Jack Daniel's before I feel woozy.
I don't drink and I play Tau... Kind of fitting really.
>>3569289>>3569322Remember this: Once you get past your twenties, nobody gives a shit about tolerance or how much you can drink.
>>3569347Well, they don't care if you brag about it, but a high tolerance is the difference between being the rocking old guy at the party and the sad drunken old guy at the party.
>>3569347GOOD THING I AM ONLY 23 AND STILL A COLLEGE SENIOR, EH? FUCK YOU!
>>3569337I don't drink and I'd play Tau if Warhammer Fantasy wasn't getting a new Stegadon model and 4e Eberron wasn't coming out later this year.
>>3568714Point taken.
>>3568985this is win.
>>3569374I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and I play an Imperial Guard Conscript Rush army.I also play a Nurgle Zombie Swarm army in Fantasy, but I bathe regularly.
>>3569368>EH?Maybe you're Canadian, in which case a high tolerance for alcohol is the only way you can enjoy that freezing wasteland of a country up there, eh?
>>3569374No, even when you're 23, telling everyone how much you can drink only tells them:A) You're an idiot2) You're lying your ass off anyway>>3569422Yeah, pretty much.And yes I know I said A and 2.
>>3569476This man speaks the truth. And fights for your freedom.
the just as planned 1 part chocolate milk 3 parts vodka add 1 time release rufie
>>3569584With time release diarrhea drugs. Or cone fish venom. So they fall unconscious and then shit themselves. Or shit/piss/vomit/sneeze/cry while unconscious
This threadIt is the most liver-destroying thread
Well its not 40k......but what do you guys think went into making this particular drink? Besides the monkey?
the general sturm: equal parts wiskey piss and vinigar
The Baneblade: Equal shots of whiskey, coke, and pinch cinnamon extract.The Vance Stubbs: Make 100 Baneblades, and LOSE them.
Ripper swarm?
>>3569921Drink a 26-er in half-shots every minute, on the minute.
>>3568224Just had one. Exactly as good as advertised, if not more so.
>>3568346Over here in my school, we call the WAAAAAAAGH a drunkdriver. Equivalent of an adult suicide.
>>3568768ITT are professional drinkers.
>>3567979not everyone drinks to get drunk
>>3569476Dude. I agree. I can drink more than anyone I know, and it, in fact, sucks ass. To get a decent level of drunk, I have to pay a shitton of money. Anyone who's proud of their tolerance can't drink more than your average guy.
Grey Knight Initiation - 6 shots of vodka, 6 shots of dry gin, 6 shots of whiskey.
New Minis Special - buy $100 worth of booze and whine about how overpriced the bar is.
One Shot Is All I Need - 1/2 shot anything, 1/2 shot cyanide.
