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Dorf Quest Side Story: Rehashing reposts gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:31 No.3577349

PAUSE SCREEN
SATAN
Current Quest: Fuck around with /tg/ for a while. Bear with me fer a bit here.

STATUS: Healthy
Dude I fucking regenerate. Ain't nothin' gonna keep me down

ALCOHOLISM: More'n a little drunk. Yay, new liver.
GOLD: 666

INVENTORY:
Wings
Tail
Left arm of SATAN
Right arm of SATAN
Entire body of SATAN
Maybe that weird black trident thing

Party:
Sunbeard
Moonelf
Tom's Twin Brother John

Educating the masses for the future of mankind gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:32 No.3577353
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So, /tg/, here I am, bein' all Great and Satan and all, when I decided I've been dicking around a bit too much lately. So here we go, I'm gonna do something productive for a bit.

I'm going to help a brother out. Anything you want to know about, /tg/, I will tell you all about it. Anything you want, you name it. I will show you how it is done.

In EXPLICIT detail, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:32 No.3577354 FUCK YEA, THE SUN IS IN THE PARTY!

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:33 No.3577359 where are my glasses?

>>	Hey, hey, pick me, pick me gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:33 No.3577363 File :1233459214.png-(20 KB, 600x396, 3.png) >>3577353 Hay Mr. Satan sir, I seem to have this problem with this girl. I try and I try, but I think she's just really disappointed with me.

>>	Well, being fa/tg/uys... gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:34 No.3577373 File :1233459292.png-(20 KB, 600x400, 4.png) >>3577363 ...I suppose teaching all of you how to please your girl is a good thing to start with. Tell me more. How exactly has she been dissatisfied with you lately?

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:35 No.3577381 >>3577363 Fuck you, I asked first. :\|

Not sure where to start... gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:36 No.3577384
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>>3577373

...so I'll start from the beginning. I first met her in this weird facility thing. I was trapped in that place for ages. Maybe even an entire day! It was so lonely, I was miserable! I hit this button, but it zapped me and it hurt and that made me angry so I yelled at the buttons, and told them "LEAVE THIS PLACE BUTAN GOASTS" but they just sat there on the wall anyway! But eventual I got bored of being angry so I made a little Opus! I don't even know what an Opus is but that's what this thing is and I had to show it to Lily to - oh right! Lily showed up!

Damn flood detectors make railroading difficult gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:37 No.3577395
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>>3577384

I asked her for help, and she waved at me, and she said "okay," And then she helped me! It was awesome. We worked together, she with her neckbeard and me with my Opus. She went upstairs and did some things and then something about her beating down a zombie bear with a couch and then I was free! Free from the cage!

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:37 No.3577396 archive gnome y/n?

But then gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:38 No.3577403
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>>3577395

All sorts of weird puzzle shit started popping up out of nowhere! We had to carve some pumpkins and use our imagination and fight of some ridiculous boss, then break physics a coupla times and challenge death to a friendly game of Wizard's Numbers and all sorts of shit. Nobody really knew what was going on anymore, but once we got outta' there we-

>>	Pyro Malk 01/31/09(Sat)22:39 No.3577408 >>3577396 y. Then burn him

>>	Okay shut up gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:40 No.3577418 File :1233459606.png-(38 KB, 600x400, 8.png) >>3577403 Seriously, shut up, you're giving me a headache. GET TO THE GOD DAMN POINT.

Sorry sir gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:41 No.3577427
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>>3577418

I'll try and speed this along. So, this girl and I went on this adventure thing, and I keep doing my best to be a good rogue, all tumbly and sneaky and trapsensy and stuff, and she just keeps getting mad at me! My shins can't take it any more!

>>	I try so hard to just make her proud of me, but- gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:42 No.3577434 File :1233459750.png-(32 KB, 600x400, 10.png) >>3577427 ...He hung up on me!

>>	Whiny emo faggot... gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:43 No.3577441 File :1233459828.png-(46 KB, 600x400, 11.png) >>3577434 Alright, enough railroading. Next question!

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:44 No.3577449 >>3577434 Poor what's his face...

Umm, Mr. Satan Sir... gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:46 No.3577459
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I doubt you'd bother yourself with an abomination like me, but I've been having some trouble lately. You see, there's this awkward manikin that's been staring at me whenever I came near it... Do you have any ideas what to do about it? It doesn't move or anything, but its covered in blood, and its eyes glow red, and I'm really starting to get freaked out around it.

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)22:46 No.3577460 where are my FUCKING glasses?

Haha, bleeding bunnies. gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:47 No.3577468
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>>3577459

I love small animals covered in blood and mutations. Alright, sure, lets see if I can help.

So this dummy of yours doesn't move any, but its eyes glow and its covered in blood? I can see how that could get a little freaky. Maybe you should try spying on it, see if you can catch it off guard. If it doesn't move, then its probably harmless.

>>	Well, I have this nice hidey hole here gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:48 No.3577478 File :1233460106.gif-(7 KB, 701x683, 14.gif) >>3577468 I'll watch for a while and see if it moves!

>>	Wut gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:49 No.3577483 File :1233460169.png-(251 KB, 904x701, 15.png) >>3577478

>>	Wut gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:50 No.3577494 File :1233460235.gif-(5 KB, 411x334, 16.gif) >>3577483

gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:52 No.3577507
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>>3577483

...yeah that's just downright frightening.

You need to kill it. You need to kill it NOW.

Sneak up on it and snap its neck, or it will destroy you.

>>3577359
>>3577460

Have you checked under the couch cushions? That's where I lost mine last.

>>	gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:53 No.3577520 File :1233460421.jpg-(248 KB, 701x1023, 18.jpg) >>3577507 umm, okay... I'll try!

gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)22:56 No.3577535
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...Yeah fuck it. I have another 16 or so images which are nothing but rehashes of old pictures with new words, but honestly? This isn't even remotely fun.

As anyone can tell, this is what one of these threads would look like railroaded. Just reply after reply. Honestly? I'm already bored. I couldn't do this.

Regularly scheduled Dorf Quest imminent.

>>	Anonymous 01/31/09(Sat)23:00 No.3577558 >>3577535 WHOO

>>	gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/31/09(Sat)23:02 No.3577570 File :1233460945.png-(66 KB, 600x400, choo choo dorfs ahead.png) >>3577563 Real thread! Fuck Railroading. Its boring as shit.

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