We need more Ruby Quest up in this motherfucker.
And less whinging useless threads.
I'm not sure if you are trolling by posting a thread with nothing to talk about. I'm saging just to be sure.
go wake up weaver
>>3585079It's past thursday
>>3585088No, there's another one coming around.
>>3585088I hate when people get told a day, and they just assume it's the next day. Like, if I say "I'll see you Thursday" to someone on wednesday night, I mean NEXT WEEK THURSDAY. Otherwise I'd say -tomorrow-
>>3585105There was no thread this Thursday.
>>3585134Who said there was a game last Thursday? The game is ON Thursday, not on -every- Thursday.
>>3585132No, saying that does mean tomorrow, next thursday is the right term.
>>3585154Next Thursday? The next thursday after wednesday is tomorrow.
>>3585038>We need more Thursday up in this motherfucker.fixed
>>3585176No, that's Thursday Thursday not next Thursday.
Ruby Quest =/= Thursday
>>3585038>I say, friends, I am quite partial to the 6th day of the week (or perhaps the 4th if you prefer to begin your weeks on a monday) and would feel our "internets" to be much improved if we were to, perhaps, replace for example "monday" with "thursday", therefore causing Ruby's most entertaining quest to update more often. Bully!Double fixed.
>>3585150Its not always on Thursday. They used to be around 3-4 days apart.
>>3585217No that's Thursday Squared, you're thinking of Thursday > Wednesday
>>3585222But it's been more than 2 weeks.
>>3585223No, that's the inverse of Friday.
It will be on a Thursday, four years from now. It will be five posts long.
>>3585221That's fucking hilarious... but it's also an amazing idea, maybe we could trick weaver into two games a week like that>>3585222Good point, that guy is an idiot for thinking that because someone said Thursday on SUNDAY that it meant Thursday THE THURSDAY BEFORE SUNDAY
It's been one thursday and 3 days since the last game.
>>3585256But it had been more than a week, so I thought I missed it dumbass.
Thursday, not thursday.
>>3585256Maybe, throwing this one out there, I assumed that he didn't know what he was talking about and just assumed he said "Thursday" because the last one, over a week ago, was on Thursday.
>>3585221Da 'umie speekin' boy is roit, boyz!Lez turn MUDNAY INTER THURZDAY! Izza day I polish me shoota!
>>3585278> I made an assumption so you're an asshole!
>>3585283I say, didn't you know my fine Orky friend? On Thursdays, everything is more Dakka.
>>3585292Two fings orks like: Foightin, dere bannerz, and ROOBY QWEST.Dey don't like maff.
/r/ stats for Thursday
No. We don't. Honestly, it's annoying.
>>3585311How would you kn ow what orks like seeing as you are clearly an agent of Tzeentch.
WHERE'S THE RUBY EGGWEAVERYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE RUBY
>>3585311A HERETIC PRETENDING TO BE A XENOS.Delicious Double-stuffed Heresy.
'ERE, WHERE'S MY ROOBY KWEST?!
Uh, hai guys. You uh...probably don't recognize me without the whole...y'know...giant gaping eye of teeth...but...I'm Maddie. Subject 2, yaddayadda.Mizz Weaver sez she's sorry for the delay...but...she's been having some stuff happening lately, which has kinda been interferin' with Ruby and her quest thingy. So...just be patient, is all I'm saying, kay?...I gotta go now. Mister Red sez dinner's ready. We're having spaghetti!
>>3585352YOU ARE NOT WEAVER, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!NOTHING GET'S PAST ME!!!
>>3585352Maddie is mai waifu.
>>3585352You're not Ruby.You're not Thursday.Fuck off.
>>3585352Oi haff dedooc'd dat you are NOT ROOBY
/tg/ - Random
In the meantime,RUBY FORTRESS
Shit guys, is Ruby the bunny from monty python and the holy grail?
>>3585369I know I'm not Ruby...you don't have to be so mean about it...
Do do-do do-do Orkspector DakkaDo do-do do-do do do WAA- AAAGH!
Uh, I'm pretty sure Weaver is a dude.
>>3585405Nice pair of eyes.I sure hope nothing happens to ruin their symmetry.
>>3585405Dance for us, and call us Tom.
>>3585445Weaver jokingly stated that he was a brown girl. People ran with it. It's established that he's black and has crazy hair, though.
>>3585465Hey, as long as any auxiliary eyes that appear happen in the middle of her head, it's all good.
>>3585352>>3585405Yandere detected. Keep your weapons on hand.(Also, is anyone else imagining her voice as a less annoying version of Goo from the "Foster's" cartoon?)
>>3585405Hey, don't listen to that guy! You're doing great, Maddie! Keep your chin up, man, things are going to be great for you. You'll see.
>>3585527Shut up darkie.
We need more traditional games up in this motherfucker
>>3585465Huh?>>3585475I don't dance for strangers, sorry. Last time I did that there were...photos...taken. Bad photos....then again I -was- pretty drunk...>>3585513Yan...what? I don't...I don't know french, sorry.
>>3585586It's okay, nothing bad is happening around here.
>>3585586Maddie, was it Red? Did he touch you? It's ok, you can tell us.
>>3585586What does the area around you look like?
>>3585586Maddie, I have seen into your future, I have seen far beyond what you know.Dearest maddie...I...I cannot say anymore. May God have mercy on your soul.
>>3585586But these ears and skirt on, and tell me it's Thursday
>>3585586still kind of cute... Would blush slightly to peek ...yaaa i would.
>>3585221>I am quite partial to the 6th day of the week (or perhaps the 4th if you prefer to begin your weeks on a monday)>6th day of the weekSaturday?>or perhaps the 4th if you prefer to begin your weeks on a mondayOh, Thursday. But if your week starts on sunday the 6th day would be Friday, NOT Thursday.lrn2daysoftheweek
>>3585586Hey Madide! See you Thursday!
>>3585722Days of our Lives.
>>3585647No! Mister Red is nice! He's always nice to us girls and he tells good jokes too! But...Doctor Fil...he's kinda...well...let's just say his treatment methods are more than unorthodox...>>3585660It's...just a blank white room. With a camera. That I'm facing. Oh! And a door, of course.>>3585698...you're creepy.>>3585700...Stitches?
>>3585283>I polish me shootaI thought Orkz were asexual.
>>3585744Well, crap. I'm in love.
>>3585744Don't mind me.Just fucking with space-time.
>>3585744Can you take us on a tour of where you are?
>>3585744>But...Doctor Fil...he's kinda...well...let's just say his treatment methods are more than unorthodox...You know, you should only let someone you love do that.Whore.
>>3585768SHE DIDN'T NEED T'THROW ME IN THAT 'LECTRICITY! I JUST WANTED T'HUG HER!
>>3585744>No! Mister Red is nice! He's always nice to us girls and he tells good jokes too! But...Doctor Fil...he's kinda...well...let's just say his treatment methods are more than unorthodox...Oh, I wouldn't worry about him. He's just a bit forgetful sometimes. Just remember, all he wants to do is cut the bad out of you.
>>3585811You got vaporized shut up.
>>3585811Then why did you scratch her?
>>3585744MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE MADDIE I T H U R T S
>>3585811But....why did you scrape her head then?
>>3585811Wait...how can you know that? That hasn't happened yet!
>>3585768Please reframe from disrupting time or he will come for you.
>>3585839She got better
>>3585828Well, when she scraped her, she already had been hit with the hook. I'm assuming that it was probably some form of last-ditch retaliation.
>>3585842What are you, the Time Police?Just who the hell do you think I am!?
This thread was brilliant.And then it became adorable.Thank you Thursday, thank you Maddie.
>>3585844But that doesn't make any sense. She was completely vaporized in that force field!And if she could come back, then that means....oh lord......Red.
>>3585811If there is one thing we've learned is that being dead isn't enough to stop them. I.E. Ruby Jerky, we all know what our sassy rabbit looks like now. Maybe Maddie will get better.Marry me Maddie :3
>>3585864We have his hand anyway. He got fed the Treatment. He's most likely coming back at some point unless we decide to make another GODAWFUL SMOOTHIE.
>>3585873If Maddie came back...again...then what did she bring back this time? Or is she more like Ruby and Tom now?
>>3585863IT'S NOT THURSDAY MOOTDAMNIT!
>>3585906D&D is not a game.
>>3585906Tell that to Drew, faggot.
>>358590640k is not a game.
>>3585808HEY! That's how he gives the cure though! Even to the guys!*grumble* not my fault it feels good...And yah, I regenerated or whatevers it is. One moment I'm in horrible agonizing pain, and the next thing I know I'm on the floor in some empty room in the Glen. Wuz kinda weird.
>>3585931So if you get mad, you change form like F does?
>>3585931That's no cure.Enjoy your children by a homosexual faggot.
>>3585906and 40K is not a game its a hobby
>>3585931Maddie....what you just described....you were drugged and rapped sweetheart. Poor thing.
>>3585915>>3585919>>3585924Retards. You understand he's giggling to himself right now and will be doing it again when the rq thread comes up, right?
>>3585826...go away Daisy. Stop pretendin' you're me.
>>3585906Trolling is a game.
>>3585875A...aniki? I think he might just be the Time Police. I don't think he cares about who you are.
>>3585957Run bitch run
>>3585957I T F E E L S G O O D
Oh, hi. I tied in the JohnQuest thread.
>>3585906STONE SOUP IS NOT A GAME
>>3586025Don't look at us like that. Your own damn fault for being so goddamn gullible.
>>3586025Ferget this, I'm going t'eat my spaghetti...
>>3586032No, come back Maddie! We haven't seen you in so long and miss you!
>>3586025Can you break down the door?
>>3586032i'm gonna draw porn of you, hope you dont mind
>>3586032Forgot your hat, darling.
>>3586032And the glen was left without her...
>>3585965Why do you continue to resist?Don't you understand it is hopeless?
>>3586069I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU. ALL OF YOU.
>>3586069Come back! We need you to kill shit and make hats and do inexplicably random things! I'll give you special SMOOTHIE.
>>3586075Me first! Me first!
>>3586075Filbert beat you to it, apparently.How do like that, huh? A wimpy faggot beat you to the punch. You're pathetic.
>>3586075See, this is what happens when you guys act like dicks to Maddie. Horrible dummies come to rape us. I hope you're all happy now.
>>3586075*bzzrt*(the connection has been lost)
>>3586075IM FUCKING RUNNING SO FAR AWAY
>>3586075Maddie, put down that dummy. You're not fooling anyone.
>>3586075OH JESUS CHRIST
>>3586098Hi, Emobird. What's your real name?
>>3586098I found that rather disturbing.
>>3586098It's dark in here. I can't see. Who turned out the lights?It's dark in here. I can't see. Who turned out the lights?It's dark in here. I can't see. Who turned out the lights?It's dark in here. I can't see. Who turned out the lights?Who turned out the lights? Who turned out the lights? Who turned out the lights?Who turned out the lights?Who turned out the lights?Who turned out the lights?
>>3586116Jay. What's yours?
What's up guys? I heard it's Thursday in here?
>>3586156YOU ARE NEITHER EMO ENOUGH NOR BIRD ENOUGH. YOU ARE LYING.LYING IS HERESY.HERESY IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
>>3586186I plead funky
>>3586197THEN YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED BY HOLY PROMETHIUM FOR YOUR HONESTY. PROCEED TO THE EXECUTION CHAMBERS.>>3586198FUNKINESS IS HERESY. HOWEVER, YOU HAVE BEEN SPARED FROM EXECUTION. THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS NEEDS A NEW WINDOW WASHER.
>>3586130Don't worry it might be dark but your never alone.
>>3586236SO THATS WHAT A GRUE LOOKS LIKE
>>3586236>>3586250#6 is a grue
>>3586223Fuck you, I don't wash windows.
>>3585352You know fucking what? Red is the only motherfucker in Ruby Quest who I'd let cook my food. Ruby would slip a razor blade in it, Ace would drug me, Tom would manage to fuck it up somehow, and damn near everyone else would manage to drip infected blood in it.
>>3586278Would you be able to eat it with him hovering over you, smiling?I BAKED YOU A COOKIE...JUST KIDDING
>>3586238SINCE YOU ASKED NICELY, YOU MAY CHOOSE TO BE THE FIRST SHOT FIRED IN THE NEXT EXTERMINATUS PERFORMED BY THE NEAREST INQUISITOR, WHILE BEING BATHED IN HOLY PROMETHEIUM, AND CARRYING A SINGLE BOLTER SHELL HELD IN FRONT OF YOU.>>3586228YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY THE LAZY MARINES AT A TIME OF THEIR CHOOSING. THIS WILL MOST LIKELY TAKE THREE OR FOUR MILLENIA. IN THE MEANTIME, YOU WILL BE HELD IN THE LOCAL ARBITES PRISON, ON A STRICT NO NOURISHMENT DIET.
>>3586291So you bought me a cookie?
>>3586186I fought hard and died in our last battle
>>3586291Yes, unless he said "Just kidding" after saying that he had made me a ______ in which case I would sit there eye-ing it to see if anything was wrong with it. And then I would offer it to someone else.
>>3586291It was a cake.JUST KIDDING.
Oh? What's this? There's something on the table.
>>3586301No, I bakeded you a cookie, but I eated it.
>>3586065so... weaver style? ac style?
It seems to be a picture of some sort...
>>3586186Hold up a second. "Emo enough"? Good sir, I beg to differ. Based solely on the group photo that Ruby found, I would say that Emobird is more like the guy that's always in every office building that is always in a chipper mood, doing his best to cheer other people up. "Hey, Ted! Keep on keepin' on!" "Jill! Nice haircut!" "Hey, Frank, I'm going to the snack machine. You want anything? Fritos? Awesome, I love those things! Be back soon!"And then, when he gets home, he just sits in the dark and cries.
>>3586277NOT ACCEPTING SERVITORHOOD IS HERESY. THE PUNISHMENT IS SERVITORHOOD. YOU WILL WASH WINDOWS ON MARS, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.>>3586316THERE IS NO BETTER USE OF ONE'S LIFE THAN TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR. YOU DID DIE FOR THE EMPEROR, CORRECT?>>3586330PLEAS OF AWESOME ARE GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME. YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY THE NEAREST GUARDSMAN WITH A LASGUN.
Ruby places her anxious hands on the picture...
>>3586360Death? So you're a pussy like all other webcomics lololo Go to a fucking forum for this preset story shit
>>3586360>K.K.He better play some K.K. Rider.
I never said Thursday.Next RubyQuest installment will probably (but not assuredly) be tomorrow, monday night/tuesday morning, starting at its usual time between 12-1 AM PST.So in about... 28-29 hours.Sorry for the delay but like I've already said I've got kind of a lot going on right now, including a recent death in the family, so I hope you can all be patient for a bit longer.Meantime, enjoy a further-uncensored cast page.
>>3586377Yes. My body is under three feet of boiling metal. My spirit hurts.
>>3586386>Death? So you're a pussylol epic win fellow /b/tard XD
Here's the one with the name, 4chons seems to have screwed over Weaver's poast or something
>>3586382Ruby examines the picture.
>>3586389Awesome.Also, I was right.
>>3586389This just in:K.K. is the name of the missing cast member. Weaver tries to cover shit up but my memory is too long!
Why do you do it so late at night?
>>3586396OOPS WRONG ONE
>>3586396or he was trying to cover it up you gigantic faggot
>>3586407I was being a facetious asshole, as evidenced by "poast" and my other incoherent gibberish. I know he was trying to cover it up.
>>3586392THAT IS GOOD. NOW, HAVE YOU FILLED OUT YOUR "DIED IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR" FROM, IN TRIPLICATE, AS WELL AS THE TIME, LOCATION, PLANET, AND SECTOR OF DEATH FORMS IN QUINTUPLICATE?
KK SLIDER CONFIRMED FOR ROCKIN OUT
>>3586409That's not the card you wanted...
>>3586417I will need something for my soul to inhabit to do so, I lack the ability to lift a pen.
>>3585352 Wait. Weaver is a girl? WAT?
>>3586438Weaver is a black girl with crazy hair.
>>3586409FURRY PSEUDOPORN IS HERESY, BY MEANS OF CHAOTIC DEVIANCE. YOU WILL BE EXECUTED, BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, EXECUTED AGAIN, THEN USED AS BAIT FOR THE HIVEFLEETS.
>>3586432FAILURE TO FILL OUT THE FORMS BY NEXT THURSDAY IS HERESY. YOU MIGHT WANT TO HURRY UP.
>>3586438wat wat in the bat
>>3586186I masturbated to the Emperor.
>>3586389I've seen you say Thursday in irc, you even said it last game.
>>3586396Fuck yes. Anon, Busting Coverups Since 2009.
>>3586456>ThursdayOh now you're just being facetious.
See this right here? This is the only good thing we have gotten from ruby quest.
>>3586389Oh, well that's unfortunate.And if I might make a recommendation Weaver, start your own site or something. 4chan is below you.
>>3586467Post a screencap of the post that said "Thursday" for epic win.
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
>>3586479That's cause that retarded drawfag is a god.
>>3586465THIS IS NOT HERESY. THIS IS A DAILY PRAYER. CARRY ON, GOOD SOLDIER! REMEMBER, NOT MASTURBATING TO THE EMPEROR DAILY IS HERESY!
>>3586479I dunno, this was pretty awesome too.And we got Dorf Quest out of Ruby Quest.
>>3586479I think RubyQuest is fun and refreshingly original. Personally, I enjoy it.Therefore, I disagree with your sentiment.
>>3586514Good point. But with Dorf quest we also got the massive fail that is Aldwin.
>>3586389>between 12-1 AM PSTAW GAWD DAMN EETI guess I'll have to read the archived threads
>>3586186I kicked a puppy, twice.
>>3585698It's come to my attention that someone actually thought this was archive worthy:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=RubySo please, do your part and keep such things as:>>3585221>>3585303>>3585352>>3585361>>3585374>>3585405>>3585586>>3585811>>3586073(Oh man there's so many.)>>3586352>>3586409>>3586236from being preserved for future generations to see.
>>3586539Isn't that the point of Aldwin though? He's a silly little twit trying to find his place.
>>3586575I dunno, I think this was a thread worth archiving, at the very least for the Thursday mathematics at the beginning. Those were hilarious.
RubyQuest is tonight guys.You can trust me. Because I'm Ruby.I'm definately not Maddie.
>>3586575Specifically, upload them onto the 1d4chan Ruby Quest page
>>3586532AS THE OTHER MAN SAID, YOU ARE INDEED A LUCKY BASTARD.>>3586543KICKING PUPPIES TWICE IS NOT HERESY. KICKING A PUPPY A THIRD TIME, IS. AS THE GOD-EMPEROR HIMSELF SAID, "ON THE MATTER OF KICKING YOUNG CANINES, THOU HAST THREE STRIKES BEFORE THOU ARE OUT."
>>3586578That doesn't make it suck any less.
>>3586612I think we can trust her! She looks just like Ruby, it must be her!
>>3586606No, they were tragic. Besides, do you really want to keep such things as:>>3586456>>3586447>>3586465>>3586510>>3586510>>3586510>>3586473
>>3586638Hey.Cut it out.
>>3586659BEING A BAG OF DICKS IS HERETICAL. AS A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL BE HANDED OFF TO THE LEADER OF THE VILE XENOS ELDAR CRAFTWORLD OF ULTHWE, BY MEANS OF MELTA TORPEDO. WE EXPECT YOU TO SURVIVE, IN ALL HONESTY. HEARD THAT THE GUY'S A REAL DICK, THOUGH.
I'll just leave this here to hide behind the bump limit
>>3586839I...I...I...HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS. I..I..DO YOU HEAR THAT? WHO'S TALKING? N-N-NO, THIS IS HERESY! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, FOUL WARPSPAWN! I..I..I CAN SEE ALL. ALL IS LAID BARE. ALL WILL GO ACCORDING TO MY PLANS. OH YEAH, AND THE REAL VILLAIN IS THAT WATER COOLER. IT'S THE DUMMY'S BRAIN.
>>3586839D'awww.On another note FUCK YOU WEAVER WHY IS THIS SO SEXY FOR NO DAMN REASON.
>>3586912It's the adorable-no-shirt-monster syndrome.
>>3586941I swear I must be broken, because when I look at this I imagine an evening in paris, waking up in bed with this, and immediately hugging it because, for some reason, we're in love.Oh yes, and I'm a similar monster, but with a tiger base.
Oh hey guys, what did we miss?
>>3587012Who the heck is Bob?
>>3587070Animal Crossan character. Made famous on 4chan in Player 1's comics.
>>3587070The Emobird. Didn't you catch Thursday's session?
>>3587070Bob is from Player 1, a /v/ drawhore who also did Animal Crossing stuff.
>>3587223I've seen BobXTom Yaoi bondage.You're not getting it.
>>3587455I wish I could hate you bald.
>>3587223Player 1 and Weaver are the same person.
>>3587222No damn it, post a screencap or something.