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    40 KB Joan, Episode 15: The New Despair Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)13:43 No.3612272  
    You have met Mommy and Daddy, the former of whom killed the latter due to circumstances.

    John is quite fearful of Mommy due to peculiar relations and you are trying to comfort her while Mommy waits somewhere out of sight for you to finish you and John's conversation.

    Now it falls upon you, Joan, to bring peace and order to the galaxy...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)13:44 No.3612283
    Kiss John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)13:45 No.3612292
    Kill John for crying.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)13:48 No.3612307
    Try to tell John that you'll protect her. If she laughs, well, laugh with her. Ask if there's anything John knows about atoning for spilling ale. If mom happens upon you, ask her to promise that grandpappy and grandmommy won't hurt John. Don't seek her out, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)13:55 No.3612353
    Place one of John's hands on your boobs.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)13:57 No.3612371
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    >>Try to tell John that you'll protect her.
    John doesn't show any visible reactions.
    >>Ask if there's anything John knows about atoning for spilling ale.
    John shakes her head a little. Between your breasts.
    >>Offer John open legs.
    You think this is a very bad idea because a multitude of anonymous posters requested in previous threads that the drawfag moderate things because they feel that posters like you ruin the whole thing with stupid commands/suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)13:59 No.3612381
    Ask her if there is anything about the prophecy thingy that involves YOU.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:01 No.3612400
    >>3612381

    You, Joan or You, John?

    I vote both!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:01 No.3612401
    >>3612371
    >posts a picture of tit nuzzling
    >complains about "non serious responses"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:02 No.3612411
    >>3612400
    Both. But mainly Joan.
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:07 No.3612437
    Well, stand up, help John up, and see if there is anything else John wants to tell you. If not, let's go see mom and face the music.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:14 No.3612483
    Let's see what presents mom has for us
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:15 No.3612490
    >>3612483
    Maybe it will be the ability to be useful in combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:16 No.3612500
    >>3612490
    Whoa now, let's not get crazy here.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)14:19 No.3612522
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    >>the prophecy
    What prophecy?
    >>Well, stand up, help John up, and see if there is anything else John wants to tell you. If not, let's go see mom and face the music.
    You get up and going.

    >>complains about "non serious responses"
    Were not my complaints. And I fail to see the connection of this with "tit-nuzzling" which sounds a bit like something German and edible.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:23 No.3612549
    >>3612522
    Tell mom everything you have learned. Stand in front of John firmly. She won't harm us, her daughter, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:30 No.3612599
    >>3612549
    This, but before, tell mom that John is our friend, has helped us survive and recuperate from run ins with the robot, and means a lot more to us than hitler dad ever did.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)14:32 No.3612621
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    "So that's what you were worried about? That's just silly!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:32 No.3612623
    Tell mom that everything's cool now, and give her a "I really like this puppy, can I keep her? I named her John" since she seems to think John is a dog or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:37 No.3612652
    >>3612621
    mom isn't the one we have to be worried about, it's grandma and grandpa DORF that John's scared shitless of.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:38 No.3612662
    >>3612621
    Well, if she says so. . .make her promise that John will come to no harm if we go get the present, to the point of mom protecting John from her parents with need be, then lead us off.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)14:50 No.3612759
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    >>make her promise that John will come to no harm if we go get the present, to the point of mom protecting John from her parents with need be
    "Why would anyone want to hurt such a cute doggy like John - especially with that cool name!"

    You set course to home, walk factor 5.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:52 No.3612771
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    >>3612272
    >>3612522
    >>3612759
    I like cute doggies!

    Except for WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING SERGALS
    ASDJKFHAKLSJDHAKLSJDAKSJDHKASDASDBAKSHDBKASHDBKAHMSDBKASHDBKASHDBKASHDKSD
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:54 No.3612781
    >>3612759
    "What if, hypothetically, a group of cute doggies spilt some of grandpappie's ale?"
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    >>3612781
    Or they were Hypothetically fed into a meat grinder?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:56 No.3612800
    >>3612759
    Suggest we should call the "cute doggy" KILLCLAW McRAPEINGTON. Much better name than John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:57 No.3612811
    >>3612771
    >>3612796
    Dude. Pretend John's some weird sort of werewolf.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)14:58 No.3612816
    >You have met Mommy and Daddy, the former of whom killed the latter due to circumstances.
    >John is quite fearful of Mommy due to peculiar relations

    sage for sergals, inarticulate failure
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:00 No.3612837
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    >>3612811
    Yeah, and I'll just pretend that I make a 7 digit figure each year and have lots of super models who wait on me hand and foot

    Oh wait, I dont, and that's a fucking sergal.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:02 No.3612854
    SDF, welcome to daytime /tg/, where /b/ and faggots roam. Might want to continue this at night.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:02 No.3612857
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    >>3612771
    >>3612837
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:05 No.3612883
    >>3612771
    You looked at those pictures and you concentrated on the species of John? What are you, gay? Goddamn, there's a near naked girl with giant boobs in them and you care ABOUT THE FUCKING SERGAL?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:06 No.3612897
    >>3612857
    I'm sorry, am I interrupting your furfag fanwankery story about a family who adopts a rapist velociraptor dog and names it john?

    What does this even have to DO with /tg/?

    Just because ONE person made a write up for them in 4e, they are INSTANTLY welcome here in all their facets?

    No, I think not, take your faggotry, and stop posting

    How many times must people sage your shit at every turn for you to learn?

    inb4 BAWWWW FURSECUTION
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:07 No.3612916
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    >>3612897
    Oh god. Hello, /b/
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:08 No.3612924
    >>3612897
    Dude... lawl. But you can always hide this thread.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:09 No.3612929
    >>3612924
    Not on Internet Exploder he can't.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:10 No.3612937
    >>3612916
    > /tg/ - furry chat if u don't like it go back to /b/ or DEAL WITH IT
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:10 No.3612938
    >>3612897
    It's a quest thread like Ruby and it involves a Sergal. You know what SDF, can we kill John? I'm tired of hearing this. Can we get her replaced by something more generally accepted.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:11 No.3612942
    >>3612897
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:11 No.3612945
    >>3612916

    Yeah, just write off whatever opinions you dont like as /b/

    Also, I'm waiting for my answer Sir deca faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:13 No.3612959
    >>3612938
    No, let's not. We've got a good dynamic here, and the people complaining about sergals would have about the same amount of constructive input as the "LOL SEX JOHN" crowd.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:13 No.3612963
    >>3612938

    Agreed. Kill off John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:14 No.3612977
    >shitstorm

    Oh come on. How long is it going to take the collective internet to realize that bitching and counterbitching never gets anywhere?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:14 No.3612978
    >>3612272
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:14 No.3612979
    >>3612897
    >What does this even have to DO with /tg/?
    It is a quest thread. We have all argued if these are part of /tg/ and it is agreed that unless it is pre-drawn a Quest thread belongs on /tg/. The Sergal is a companion, as the character we control can't fight being as the point of it is that she is not competent at anything. Now shut up.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:16 No.3612987
    >>3612938

    > Hey let's give into troll demands and turn the game into Touhoufaggotry instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:16 No.3612991
    >>3612963
    >>3612938
    No, do not do something LOLRANDUM for meta reasons.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:16 No.3612996
    Goddammnit you people. I don't even like sergals but I think John's great in this story because the concept is so rediculous. This whole quest is a distillation of freaky stuff found on /tg/. Enough with the fucking trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:17 No.3612997
    >>3612938
    Turn him into a puppy? Or a cat?
    *Le gasp* A human?!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:17 No.3613004
    >>3612963
    And be left with what? Critical everything failure? Joan can't even shout for help; the loudest we've ever heard her was just above a whisper.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:19 No.3613018
    >>3612997
    Human? Seriously, wat?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:20 No.3613028
    >>3613018
    >oh god i don't want icky HUMANS in my furry fanfiction
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:20 No.3613029
    >>3613018
    He means he wants to intercourse John but has a human fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:23 No.3613050
    >You know what Lucas, can we kill Chewbacca? I'm tired of hearing this. Can we get him replaced by something more generally accepted?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:24 No.3613065
    >>3613050
    Lucas: Well we were gonna have Wookies fighting the Storm Troopers on Endor but yea lets go more acceptable and go with these Ewoks....
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:24 No.3613070
    >>3613029
    Hey SDF you stopped drawing or are you still working on it?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/04/09(Wed)15:25 No.3613072
    >>3613050

    They had to drop the moon of a planet on Chewbacca to kill him.

    And he still WAAAAAGHed at the moon while it was falling.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:26 No.3613081
    >>3613072
    Dat git gotta lotta 'air squigs...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:28 No.3613091
    >>3613070
    Still waiting for suggestions/commands that do not get automoderated as per Anon's requests.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:29 No.3613107
    >>3613091
    have hot hot sex with john

    yiff yiff yiff
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:30 No.3613115
    >>3612522
    No it does not sound german. Shut up.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:31 No.3613122
    >>3613091
    Explain that John is not a puppy, she is a sergal, and is terrified of Grandma due to dorfenness, as well as Mom due to being a half dorf
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:31 No.3613125
    >>3613091
    Okay, tell mom about the fact we have HOBO AMNESIA and that we don't recall much about the world we live in. Ask her to supply us some information.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:31 No.3613129
    >>3612759
    Okay, ask Mommy how she (Joan) 'filled out' so suddenly while she was alone, or if she might know someone who'd know why.

    there's something fishy about the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:31 No.3613135
    >>3613091
    Piggy Back Ride from John...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:33 No.3613148
    >>3613091

    I thought we were fucking walking to meet her grandparents.

    What are we supposed to input commands for? Discussing the weather?

    Sure, fine. Discuss the weather with your mom.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:34 No.3613154
    >>3612759
    Ask mom what would happen if some other "cute puppies" accidentally spilled grandpa's ale
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:34 No.3613158
    >>3613125
    >>3613129

    We asked these things when we first reunited, ditzy bitch had no clue.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:35 No.3613159
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    >>3613115
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:37 No.3613172
    >>3613159
    Hey, SDF ask our mom if can perform a montage to make us useful at... well ANYTHING. Dancing, singing, close combat fighting, magic, guns.... seriously can our mom not help us out?
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    >>3613159
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:39 No.3613193
    >>3613172
    Hell, even hatcrafting We need to be able to at least make -hats-
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:39 No.3613194
    OK, so we're walking along with mom and John (Someone could get a Norma Tanega song out of this.)

    Ask her how our grandparents met. Also, why are we such a weakling? Was Hitler-dad blood really that bad?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:42 No.3613217
    ...
    SHE'S SOBER!
    Joan's part-dwarf and hasn't had a sip of alcohol.

    That is probably why she's having such a hard time.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:44 No.3613231
    >>3613217
    Mother of god... you're right!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:45 No.3613239
    >>3613217
    Verify with mother.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)15:46 No.3613250
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    >>ask Mommy how she (Joan) 'filled out' so suddenly
    "Isn't it just normal?"
    >>tell mom about the fact we have HOBO AMNESIA
    "I guess it happens."
    >>what would happen if some other "cute puppies" accidentally spilled grandpa's ale
    "Granpa usually doesn't drink ale..."
    >>ask our mom if can perform a montage
    "I don't know any of those fancy French recipes, sorry."
    >>Ask her how our grandparents met.
    "Well, there was a battle or something and things just happened. I don't remember the details."
    >>Also, why are we such a weakling? Was Hitler-dad blood really that bad?
    "Maybe you just haven't eaten properly!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:48 No.3613270
    >>3613250
    Ask her if by eaten she means drink and if by drink she means we haven't drunk any beer and fueled our AWESOME DORF SIDE. Also ask if she suddenly grew HER boobs in a few seconds like we did.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:50 No.3613293
    >>3613250

    Replace Grandpa with Grandma in the drinking question.

    Ask Ma about good foodstuffs.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)15:51 No.3613296
    >>3613250
    Well, grandmommy's ale. Or any alcoholic beverage either one of them might drink.

    Also, ask about a drink for yourself and Joan.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)16:02 No.3613379
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    >>Ask her if by eaten she means drink and if by drink she means we haven't drunk any beer and fueled our AWESOME DORF SIDE.
    "Well, if you're thirsty then you obviously need a drink."
    >>Also ask if she suddenly grew HER boobs in a few seconds like we did.
    "A few seconds? Don't be silly, nobody can do that!"
    >>Replace Grandpa with Grandma in the drinking question.
    "You know, I really don't know. She's never had any ale spilled."
    >>Ask Ma about good foodstuffs.
    "Well, there's always beef and bacon."
    >>Also, ask about a drink for yourself and Jo*H*n.
    "I don't have any with me, just wait till we get home."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:05 No.3613406
    >>3613379

    Travel at speed of plot to home. or not

    Also, ask if less then a day is more for whatever the heck we are in the boob development front.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:05 No.3613409
    >>3613379
    Are there any headcrabs along the way?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:06 No.3613412
    >>3613379
    Well, follow home. Also, tell momsie that your boobs did indeed balloon in a few seconds. What exactly did dad do other outside of dying and being in jail and getting married?

    And hold John for assurance.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:09 No.3613433
    >>3613379

    Tell Mom about the unusual growth spurt. Go home with her. Drink liquor. See what happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:13 No.3613460
    >>3613433
    Liquor off the bat?

    Start with beer, work your way 'up'
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:16 No.3613474
    SDF, THANK YOU for slapping the fuck out of those idiot samefaggot trolls.

    Seriously, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:17 No.3613480
    Ask John if she likes alcohol, and what kind.

    Ask Mom if Joan is old enough to drink.
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    >>ask if less then a day is more for whatever the heck we are in the boob development front.
    >>Tell Mom about the unusual growth spurt.
    "That just normal, isn't it?"
    >>What exactly did dad do other outside of dying and being in jail and getting married?
    "Science stuff. Robot science."
    >>Ask John if she likes alcohol, and what kind.
    John doesn't seem to understand what you are talking about.
    >>Ask Mom if Joan is old enough to drink.
    "'Old enough to drink'? What do you mean?"

    >>Are there any headcrabs along the way?
    IT IS A MISTERY
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:25 No.3613530
    >>3613511

    Make pleasant conversation. Ask mom what her favorite drink is. Ask her what she wants to do today. Ask her what job she would have, if she could be anything in the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:25 No.3613531
    >>3613511

    Mom, can I have a can of beer when we get home?-Joan.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:27 No.3613543
    Ask Mom if we can stop by the store for markers and a notebook for John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:27 No.3613548
    /tg/ - furry fanfiction

    if you guys seriously think you have any element of choice in this think again.

    Why the fuck doesn't Sir Dog Fucker just burn out already or come clean about this.

    Forget homebrew or whatever, this is the real cancer killing /tg/. I'd rather have edition wars and cultist-chan on the frontpage than MSpaint scribbles and furry shit.

    Eagerly awaiting your defensive backlash and cries of fursection.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:27 No.3613550
    >>3613543
    Better yet, ask if we can stop by a radioshack for a sergal- err, doggy translator.
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    a poor attempt at disguising rulebreaking content is still rulebreaking

    sergal are not traditional games
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:28 No.3613557
    >>3613511
    SOLVE THE MISTERY
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:29 No.3613565
    >>3613543
    Do this, then get home already.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:29 No.3613567
    >>3613548
    Sorry to keep you waiting, but anyone crying fursecution in this thread is going to be a troll. Anyone complaining about you not liking sergals is going to be a troll.

    The people who like this thread don't care about your opinions, and if you really think this is the cancer killing /tg/, kill yourself or lurk more.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:31 No.3613578
    >>3613553
    /tg/ - Traditional games.

    This is a roleplaying thread. Roleplaying is a traditional game. This is not a thread about sergals, this is a thread about Joan, who happens to be good friends with a sergal and has an insanely powerful mom.

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:31 No.3613584
    You know, it occurs to me that the cancer killed /tg/ is probably the half-dozen unfunny troll posts you have to sift through to find anything worth reading.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:32 No.3613588
    >>3613584
    Oh I am so saving this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:33 No.3613600
    >> I'd rather have edition wars

    Now there's a surprise. Still, your current edition war thread is getting some bites, so you could maybe relax and stop - wait, what am I saying? Never mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:35 No.3613612
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:35 No.3613619
    I wonder if Joan's clothes will even fit once they get home...
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:41 No.3613662
    Get Joan home allready, or present us an obstacle.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:43 No.3613677
    >>3613662
    He's working on it and this is a wonderful time to go to the store and stock up on supplies.

    Especially something that'll allow us to communicate with John better.
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    >>Ask mom what her favorite drink is.
    "Heather ale, but it's a bit rare. I usually have to ask granma to import it."
    >>Ask her what she wants to do today.
    "Go home, eat and relax!"
    >>Ask her what job she would have, if she could be anything in the world.
    "A tank gunner!"
    >>Ask Mom if we can stop by the store for markers and a notebook for John.
    "Sure... If we find one, that is."
    >>a can of beer when we get home?
    "I think everything we have right now is in a bottle."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:47 No.3613720
    >>3613677

    A little whiteboard to hang around his neck, Buffy "Hush" style.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:50 No.3613747
    >>3613712

    What the fuck did John just tear the head off of? Is she eating an imp?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:51 No.3613753
    >>3613747
    An annoying Anonymous i'd guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:53 No.3613762
    >>3613753
    Yeap, John killed another annoying anon.

    Ask Mom where the nearest store is, if she can remember. Preferably of the electronics sort but a whiteboard or etch-a-sketch will suffice.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:54 No.3613774
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:55 No.3613780
    >>3613712
    Head for home already. Prepare to battle any enemies that block your way.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:55 No.3613782
    >>3613712
    >"A tank gunner!"

    Mom is fucking awesome, tell her so.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:56 No.3613785
    >>3613747
    see
    >>3612857
    >> Eldrad, Actually a Wakfu Tripfag !!srlFJqQzH9+ 02/04/09(Wed)16:56 No.3613786
    >>3613612

    >Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

    >Do not post outside of /b/: Guro
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:57 No.3613802
    >>3613786
    >Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
    >Don't be a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:58 No.3613804
    >>3613712
    Well, find a store with markers and a mini whiteboard/notebook/etc. if you can, and head on home.

    As you get closer, make sure John still wants to follow you. It'll be alright for her to hide out while you see how gramps and granny will react to your new friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:59 No.3613816
    >>3613804
    All the better reason to find an electronics store: Walkie-talkies.

    Or, knowing John, nintendo DS's with pictochat and an extended range.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)16:59 No.3613818
    >>3613774

    Holy shit that guy is so fucking overjoyed. Look at him. He's all, "Fuck yeah Dr. Arachnor we are the best friends ever!! Of course you may walk on my face! Let's eat pizza and play video games!"

    I want that spider as a pet.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:01 No.3613824
    >>3613816

    > John
    > DS

    Brilliant
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:01 No.3613827
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    >>3613712
    >"A tank gunner!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:03 No.3613840
    >>3613818
    Actually, this story could use some giant enemy spiders right about now.
    (Not that it sucks, just to pick up the pace)
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:05 No.3613845
    >>3613712
    ROLL FOR INITIATIVE FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:06 No.3613860
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    >>Ask Mom where the nearest store is
    "Right there, but there's a queue."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:07 No.3613866
    >>3613845
    Oh not you again, you always fag things up.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:07 No.3613873
    >>3613860
    Ask "WHY AREN'T THOSE ACHT-ACHT GUNS DEPRESSED INTO THE CROWD?!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:08 No.3613881
    >>3613860
    Ask mommy if she would be so kind as to get some food and drinks for the party.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:09 No.3613889
    >>3613860
    Ask Mom if those are zombies.

    If they are, ask her if she thinks we can, ahem, bypass the queue.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:10 No.3613906
    Ask mom if they are zombies, and if so, ask her to punch them because zombies are jerks.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:10 No.3613909
    Ask John if she thinks she can handle her own against a horde of Zombies.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:10 No.3613912
    >>3613860
    Ask how you get in without getting shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:11 No.3613922
    >>3613912
    Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:12 No.3613928
    >>3613845
    OH GOD DO IT
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:13 No.3613938
    >>3613873
    they are meant to shoot at planes?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:14 No.3613948
    >>3613860
    JOIN THE QUEUE!

    KILL ZOMBIES!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:14 No.3613953
    >>3613938
    That can only mean one thing.

    CLIFFRACERS ARE IN JOAN'S WORLD.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:15 No.3613960
    >>3613953
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:16 No.3613968
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    >>3613953
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:16 No.3613975
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    >>3613866
    >You always fag everything up
    >Posting smart suggestions in first 4 threads of the 5 thread marathon.
    >one troll based suggestion to assist DF to troll the people suggesting sex
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:19 No.3614004
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    >>3613975
    He's fine with avoiding the sex stuff on his own. The porn-stopping explosion being an excellent example.

    It'll happen eventually at this rate, but shouldn't be for a while. Love can bloom and all.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:19 No.3614007
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    >>punch them because zombies are jerks
    "Don't be silly! Why would I ever want to touch zombies? They're icky!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:20 No.3614012
    >>3613953
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:20 No.3614018
    >>3614007

    OH FUCK YELL FOR THE GUYS IN THE BUILDING TO LOOK OUT
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:21 No.3614022
    >>3614007
    Err, throw rocks at the zombies then?

    And can you teach me and John how to throw like you, Mom?
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:22 No.3614027
    >>3614007
    Be mad that Joan didn't grab the gun back at Sec 2.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:22 No.3614029
    >>3614007
    Clear nose.

    Pick up rock like mom.

    Mimic mom with rock.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:23 No.3614042
    Check inventory.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3614047
    >>3614007
    Mumble to yourself about being thankfull you got daddy's brains.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3614048
    >>3614007

    roll vs fortitude to save your spine from compressing and your skull from shattering
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:24 No.3614063
    >>3614029

    Yes, mimic Mom. Summon all the rage in Joan's body and hurl that rock with all the hatred she can muster.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:26 No.3614073
    >>3614027
    Don't we still have the revolver? We could give it to mom, it's not like we can use it. It would probably cause less destruction than her punches.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:29 No.3614088
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    >>YELL FOR THE GUYS IN THE BUILDING TO LOOK OUT
    The warning has been issued. The rock as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:31 No.3614101
    >>3614088
    OH GOD

    HIT THE DECK
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:31 No.3614102
    >>3614088
    Sit back and enjoy watching mommy do what she does best.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:32 No.3614115
    >>3614088
    Death must be common in this world, so Joan is not disturbed at this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:33 No.3614117
    >>3614088
    Sit back and watch Mom from a safe distance.

    Hug John, play tic-tac-toe in the dirt with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:36 No.3614138
    >>3614115
    Seriously, stop posting.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:38 No.3614156
    Dont stand too close to Mommy while she's throwing rocks. with her superstrength they might form a dangerous vacuum in its wake.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:39 No.3614160
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    The rock fails to hit the zombies!
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:39 No.3614161
    >>3614156
    She's superstrong, not superfast.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:41 No.3614174
    >>3614160

    Oh shit. Please tell me we just didn't level the store.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:41 No.3614176
    >>3614160
    WHERE DOES IT GO?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:42 No.3614191
    >>3614160
    HIT THE DECK, GRAB JOHN AND TELL HER TO GET ON THE GROUND WHILE THE ROCK SAILS AROUND THE WORLD
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:47 No.3614231
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >>3614191
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:49 No.3614252
    >>3614160
    I see Dilbert.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:50 No.3614257
    giant sage for drawchat

    www.drawchat.com
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:51 No.3614263
    >>3614252
    Well I spy a nipple.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:51 No.3614269
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    The rock sails over the zombie horde quite harmles
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:53 No.3614277
    >>3614269
    Oh jesus christ RUN
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:53 No.3614282
    >>3614269
    wat
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:53 No.3614291
    >>3614269
    Perhaps now is a good time for mommy to whisk Joan and John away to safety. But screw that! I want some mortal combat! She can easily take that thing!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:54 No.3614295
    >>3614269
    MISTERY SOLVED

    NOW RUN JESUS CHRIST
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:54 No.3614297
    Ask Mom how to best kill a giant headcrab.

    Hug John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:54 No.3614303
    Wait, if that's a giant headcrab, doesn't that indicate there are some giant heads around for it to feed on? I _really_ don't want to meet one of those.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:55 No.3614307
    >>3614191
    >AROUND THE WORLD
    Now I want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA to be played in the store when they reach it.
    >>3614269
    We're going to need a bigger rock Joan's Mother.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:55 No.3614309
    HIDE BEHIND MOM
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:55 No.3614310
    >>3614269
    is that a giant dust mite? those things only eat dead skin, we're safe
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)17:59 No.3614338
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    >>now is a good time for mommy to
    MANEUVER TACTICALLY.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)17:59 No.3614339
    >>3614310
    It appears to be a giant headcrab.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)17:59 No.3614344
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    >>3614269
    I also ask mommy if she knows how to fight off a giant headcrab without a crowbar.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:00 No.3614353
    >>3614338
    Follow her, or run some other way to attempt to ditch her?

    Choices...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:02 No.3614370
    HUG JOHN GODDAMMIT!

    She hasn't gotten to do anything this whole time except kill a few anons.

    Hug John and say "This way" before hiding behind a rock with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:03 No.3614373
    >>3614338
    follow
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:04 No.3614383
    >>3614353
    the only choice is the choice that ends up in sexual relations

    any other choice is a lie, and you know it
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:04 No.3614385
    >>3614338
    She's abandoning us, that bitch! Or maybe this is just her way of removing the queue. Follow mommy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:04 No.3614390
    This
    >>3614370
    only, follow mom, don't hide
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:05 No.3614391
    >>3614338
    MOMMY I JUST FOUND YOU AGAIN!

    Take a look at John to see if she has any idea of where to run, if she doesn't, follow mommy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:05 No.3614396
    Someone said he had a collection of the fappable ones. Anyone got it?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:08 No.3614423
    >>3614396
    Someone lied to you.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:09 No.3614437
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    >>HUG JOHN
    You hug John, who hugs you back very tightly.

    Something is a bit off, though. You remember hugging feeling a little bit different...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:10 No.3614445
    Cast Summon: Greater Legal Aid and sue mom for child support!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:12 No.3614465
    Turn around and see if the headcrab is nearby.

    If so, ENTER A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAL TRANCE
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:13 No.3614470
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    >>3614437
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:15 No.3614484
    >>3614470

    Which way are we going?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:15 No.3614485
    >>3614470
    Hell yeah! Ride the rails for now.
    >> Major Maxillary !!qbr8fDfF9Fn 02/04/09(Wed)18:16 No.3614487
    >>3614484
    in the general direction of "away from fuckshithueg headcrab"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:18 No.3614501
    >>3614470
    Since you're not standing you might be able to dance now
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:19 No.3614509
    >>3614501
    I propose we test this theory. DANCE!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:19 No.3614513
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    >>3614470
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:20 No.3614522
    Even if it doesn't lead to competence, Joan's due a drink
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:21 No.3614528
    >>3614513
    >>3614513
    >>3614513
    >>3614513
    >>3614513
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FOLLOW MOM!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:21 No.3614534
    >>3614513
    This is gonna be good.
    After all is said and done, ask if John has a horseback option for future transportation.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:22 No.3614539
    >>3614437
    >>3614470
    >>3614513
    In case anyone was still wondering if John is on our side, the answer is "Definitely yes."
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)18:22 No.3614540
    >>3614513
    BAD END FOR JOHN IS NEAR
    GOOD END FOR MOMMY
    Pray mommy doesn't backflip and throws Joan out of John's arms while stopping John.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:22 No.3614547
    >>3614513

    OH SHIT HERE COMES THE CHARGE

    Tell John to follow mom!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:23 No.3614554
    >>3614540
    Man you have no clue how this stuff works.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:23 No.3614560
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    >>3614513
    TIME TO ROLL 1d20 FOR RESULTS.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:24 No.3614563
    >>3614540
    Mommy would never hurt a good little doggy like John, retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:24 No.3614574
    >>3614560
    Fissure attack!?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:25 No.3614576
    >>3614560
    What!? What the fuck is going on here!?

    Mom is attacking John!?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:25 No.3614577
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>3614560
    Lets see if i can remember how to ROLL.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:25 No.3614585
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>3614560
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:26 No.3614593
    >>3614560
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the fuck is going on!? Why is Joan's Mom attacking us!?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:27 No.3614598
    >>3614560
    ...I have a very, very bad feeling about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:27 No.3614605
    JOHN LOOK THE FUCK OUT!

    Joan! Pull him down and duck!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:28 No.3614609
    Joan's Mom, Wrestler cancels Flee: too insane.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:28 No.3614615
    >>3614605
    her*
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:29 No.3614624
    rolled 1 = 1

    That last picture doesn't even make sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:29 No.3614629
    She's just grabbing John you guys, not attacking. If she was attacking she'd punch.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:29 No.3614630
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>3614593
    It seems to me she's throwing something past us?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:30 No.3614634
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    >>3614577
    WE ROLLED A FIFTEEN, THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:30 No.3614636
    >>3614629

    With her freakish strength, she could easily kill both John and Joan by just hammering her fist down like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:31 No.3614645
    >>3614636
    I know, but why would she suddenly do that?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:32 No.3614649
    >>3614645
    She's insane. Remember?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:32 No.3614651
    I was going to go get food, but now I'm pressing F5 like the fist of the fucking north star.

    Please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:32 No.3614655
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    MOMMY IS SHOUTING SOMETHING AT YOU BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR HER OVER THE SUSPENSE.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:33 No.3614661
    >>3614649
    Yeah but... But why would she do this!?

    Oh god I hope John's okay...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:34 No.3614676
    >>3614655
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Oh god that's awesome.

    John and Joan: Clap and admire Mom's sunglasses.

    SDF: What were other possible outcomes?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:34 No.3614679
    >>3614655
    "Bitches don't know about my sunglasses?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:35 No.3614680
    >>3614655
    JOHN IS OKAY! OH HAPPY DAY!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:35 No.3614683
    >>3614655

    Pump fist, scream YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

    Don't want to hurt her feelings.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:35 No.3614688
    >>3614655
    ...Well played, SDF. Well played. I thought we were going to lose John for a while there.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:37 No.3614702
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:38 No.3614713
    She's pointing at her head.

    Cover yours.
    >> Moron Brigade !Yf8mZVPoBs 02/04/09(Wed)18:38 No.3614714
    >>3614702
    DAMNIT HOW DID YOU GET IN MY WAIFU STEALING USE ONLY FLASHBANGS
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:40 No.3614720
    COVER YOUR EYES DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:40 No.3614722
    >>3614702
    SHIT SHIT SHIT COVER EYES HIDE JOHN'S FACE IN YOUR BREASTS
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:41 No.3614730
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:41 No.3614734
    >>3614722

    THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:44 No.3614755
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>3614730
    ...flashbang or hand-nuke?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:44 No.3614760
    >>3614755
    Stupid email field!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:46 No.3614772
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:46 No.3614774
    switch thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:47 No.3614782
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >>3614722
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:47 No.3614784
    >>3614772
    Well, so much for the food. But if they're still there it must be too right? Ask mommy if she can teach you that technique one day.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:48 No.3614786
    >>3614772

    FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAH BEST MOM EVER
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:48 No.3614798
    >>3614730

    Well, looks like John's blind.

    Hopefully temporarily, depending on what exactly caused that flash.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:49 No.3614801
    I think Joan would settle for competence, at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:49 No.3614804
    SDF, whether you are causing nookie, preventing it with explosions, punching brains around the world, sneaking into rubyquest or just blowing zombies up with nukes... you rule.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:50 No.3614807
    >>3614784
    We were going to get markers and a notebook/dry erase board, not food.

    We were going to get something for John to draw with. Even an Etch a Sketch or two DS's with pictochat.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:50 No.3614816
    >>3614804
    SECONDED LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:51 No.3614821
    >>3614798
    Nah, John'll be fine, Joan would have to be blind too. She's looking at Mom there.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)18:55 No.3614865
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    ...Luckily for you John has commendable reflexes, although the plan of action has some flaws.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:56 No.3614873
    Nuclear rock?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:58 No.3614889
    >>3614865
    Hmmm... examine gender claim.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)18:58 No.3614893
    >>3614865
    lol, get out of john's crotch and see the results...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:00 No.3614913
    >>3614889
    *cough* by the reference material for M sergals, we'd have noticed if she was lying.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:00 No.3614916
    maybe the rock struck with enough force to split atoms
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:01 No.3614924
    >>3614913
    Joan hasn't seen that sheet.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:03 No.3614941
    STATUS UPDATE.

    My face hurts because I am tired.

    Now, the question is, taking a small break and then starting a new thread, should I get COLD DRINK WITH VODKA or HOT DRINK WITHOUT VODKA?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614947
    >>3614941
    Both, mix them in a cup of power.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614949
    >>3614772
    By now I'm starting to feel a certain need to erect an altar and sacrifice infidels. All for the glory of MOM.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614951
    >>3614941
    BE A DORF! DRINK ALCOHOL!

    I'm sure it'll make shit more interesting... and I hate hot drinks
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614952
    >>3614941
    HOT DRINK with DOUBLE VODKA
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614953
    >>3614941
    I've always found that cold drinks help headaches better than warm stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:04 No.3614960
    >>3614941

    Go with the alcohol. I want to see a drunk quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:05 No.3614966
    Hot Drink
    Cocoa.
    Add milk, sugar and a little salt.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:05 No.3614967
    DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:05 No.3614969
    >>3614941
    Why compromise? Heat some vodka!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:06 No.3614973
    >>3614889
    Examine John's gender.

    SDF: Have cold drink with vodka.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:06 No.3614975
    COLD DRINK WITH VODKA
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:07 No.3614982
    >>3614941
    Have a Caucasian.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:08 No.3614990
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    >>3614913
    Not quite. There's an extra bit of hair right where it counts.

    The only real difference between male and female sergals is that females have slimmer waists, broader hips and slimmer shoulders. And, you know, the unmentionable parts.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:10 No.3615000
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    For reference, this is a female.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:13 No.3615015
    >>3615000
    John looks heavier set than that one.

    Further examination of John is necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:13 No.3615017
    >>3614990
    honestly I don't wana go much further into it, but I think it's safe to say John is fem since John was recently aroused and showed no sign of boner.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:14 No.3615025
    >>3614772
    SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:14 No.3615028
    John is likely a younger sergal, given her height. She might not be "Fully developed" yet.

    She's shorter than mom, after all. Then again, Mom might just be really tall.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:15 No.3615036
    >>3615017
    She WAS only pictured from the waist up, and we have yet to see any clit-hood-tongue either, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:17 No.3615054
    >>3615036
    don't make me go fish up the reference picture for Sergal cock...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:21 No.3615084
    >>3615054
    I have that one, came with a RAR of images uploaded to 4chan.

    Still... I uh, don't think John is a guy. We should ask her why she's named John sometime anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:21 No.3615085
    >>3615054
    fish up? we all know you have that saved to your HD, anon
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:21 No.3615093
    >>3615054
    >>3615085
    Samefag, don't try to save face, just go with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:25 No.3615121
    >>3615085
    >>3615093
    that's not me, but I might have done that *subconsciously*...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:28 No.3615144
    >>3615121
    Just stop talking, anon. You're going towards Moron Brigade levels of stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:31 No.3615170
    >>3615144
    we actually are two different people,
    jesus, i almost understand why tripfags choose names
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/04/09(Wed)19:32 No.3615175
    >>3615167
    ...is where we continue MY FANFIC.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/09(Wed)19:32 No.3615178
    >>3615144
    rofl, I'm never one to deny furfaggotry or try to "save face" I'm furry but I hate fur suiters, I don't think sergal is really furry. I don't care, and it isn't like there are admins here.



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