You have met Mommy and Daddy, the former of whom killed the latter due to circumstances.John is quite fearful of Mommy due to peculiar relations and you are trying to comfort her while Mommy waits somewhere out of sight for you to finish you and John's conversation.Now it falls upon you, Joan, to bring peace and order to the galaxy...
Kiss John.
Kill John for crying.
Try to tell John that you'll protect her. If she laughs, well, laugh with her. Ask if there's anything John knows about atoning for spilling ale. If mom happens upon you, ask her to promise that grandpappy and grandmommy won't hurt John. Don't seek her out, though.
Place one of John's hands on your boobs.
>>Try to tell John that you'll protect her.John doesn't show any visible reactions.>>Ask if there's anything John knows about atoning for spilling ale.John shakes her head a little. Between your breasts.>>Offer John open legs.You think this is a very bad idea because a multitude of anonymous posters requested in previous threads that the drawfag moderate things because they feel that posters like you ruin the whole thing with stupid commands/suggestions.
Ask her if there is anything about the prophecy thingy that involves YOU.
>>3612381You, Joan or You, John?I vote both!
>>3612371>posts a picture of tit nuzzling>complains about "non serious responses"
>>3612400Both. But mainly Joan.
Well, stand up, help John up, and see if there is anything else John wants to tell you. If not, let's go see mom and face the music.
Let's see what presents mom has for us
>>3612483Maybe it will be the ability to be useful in combat.
>>3612490Whoa now, let's not get crazy here.
>>the prophecyWhat prophecy?>>Well, stand up, help John up, and see if there is anything else John wants to tell you. If not, let's go see mom and face the music.You get up and going.>>complains about "non serious responses"Were not my complaints. And I fail to see the connection of this with "tit-nuzzling" which sounds a bit like something German and edible.
>>3612522Tell mom everything you have learned. Stand in front of John firmly. She won't harm us, her daughter, right?
>>3612549This, but before, tell mom that John is our friend, has helped us survive and recuperate from run ins with the robot, and means a lot more to us than hitler dad ever did.
"So that's what you were worried about? That's just silly!"
Tell mom that everything's cool now, and give her a "I really like this puppy, can I keep her? I named her John" since she seems to think John is a dog or something.
>>3612621mom isn't the one we have to be worried about, it's grandma and grandpa DORF that John's scared shitless of.
>>3612621Well, if she says so. . .make her promise that John will come to no harm if we go get the present, to the point of mom protecting John from her parents with need be, then lead us off.
>>make her promise that John will come to no harm if we go get the present, to the point of mom protecting John from her parents with need be"Why would anyone want to hurt such a cute doggy like John - especially with that cool name!"You set course to home, walk factor 5.
>>3612272>>3612522>>3612759I like cute doggies!Except for WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING SERGALSASDJKFHAKLSJDHAKLSJDAKSJDHKASDASDBAKSHDBKASHDBKAHMSDBKASHDBKASHDBKASHDKSD
>>3612759"What if, hypothetically, a group of cute doggies spilt some of grandpappie's ale?"
>>3612781Or they were Hypothetically fed into a meat grinder?
>>3612759Suggest we should call the "cute doggy" KILLCLAW McRAPEINGTON. Much better name than John.
>>3612771>>3612796Dude. Pretend John's some weird sort of werewolf.
>You have met Mommy and Daddy, the former of whom killed the latter due to circumstances.>John is quite fearful of Mommy due to peculiar relationssage for sergals, inarticulate failure
>>3612811Yeah, and I'll just pretend that I make a 7 digit figure each year and have lots of super models who wait on me hand and footOh wait, I dont, and that's a fucking sergal.
SDF, welcome to daytime /tg/, where /b/ and faggots roam. Might want to continue this at night.
>>3612771>>3612837
>>3612771You looked at those pictures and you concentrated on the species of John? What are you, gay? Goddamn, there's a near naked girl with giant boobs in them and you care ABOUT THE FUCKING SERGAL?
>>3612857I'm sorry, am I interrupting your furfag fanwankery story about a family who adopts a rapist velociraptor dog and names it john?What does this even have to DO with /tg/?Just because ONE person made a write up for them in 4e, they are INSTANTLY welcome here in all their facets?No, I think not, take your faggotry, and stop postingHow many times must people sage your shit at every turn for you to learn? inb4 BAWWWW FURSECUTION
>>3612897Oh god. Hello, /b/
>>3612897Dude... lawl. But you can always hide this thread.
>>3612924Not on Internet Exploder he can't.
>>3612916> /tg/ - furry chat if u don't like it go back to /b/ or DEAL WITH IT
>>3612897It's a quest thread like Ruby and it involves a Sergal. You know what SDF, can we kill John? I'm tired of hearing this. Can we get her replaced by something more generally accepted.
>>36128970/10
>>3612916Yeah, just write off whatever opinions you dont like as /b/Also, I'm waiting for my answer Sir deca faggot.
>>3612938No, let's not. We've got a good dynamic here, and the people complaining about sergals would have about the same amount of constructive input as the "LOL SEX JOHN" crowd.
>>3612938Agreed. Kill off John.
>shitstormOh come on. How long is it going to take the collective internet to realize that bitching and counterbitching never gets anywhere?
>>3612272
>>3612897>What does this even have to DO with /tg/?It is a quest thread. We have all argued if these are part of /tg/ and it is agreed that unless it is pre-drawn a Quest thread belongs on /tg/. The Sergal is a companion, as the character we control can't fight being as the point of it is that she is not competent at anything. Now shut up.
>>3612938> Hey let's give into troll demands and turn the game into Touhoufaggotry instead.
>>3612963>>3612938No, do not do something LOLRANDUM for meta reasons.
Goddammnit you people. I don't even like sergals but I think John's great in this story because the concept is so rediculous. This whole quest is a distillation of freaky stuff found on /tg/. Enough with the fucking trolling.
>>3612938Turn him into a puppy? Or a cat?*Le gasp* A human?!
>>3612963And be left with what? Critical everything failure? Joan can't even shout for help; the loudest we've ever heard her was just above a whisper.
>>3612997Human? Seriously, wat?
>>3613018>oh god i don't want icky HUMANS in my furry fanfiction
>>3613018He means he wants to intercourse John but has a human fetish.
>You know what Lucas, can we kill Chewbacca? I'm tired of hearing this. Can we get him replaced by something more generally accepted?
>>3613050Lucas: Well we were gonna have Wookies fighting the Storm Troopers on Endor but yea lets go more acceptable and go with these Ewoks....
>>3613029Hey SDF you stopped drawing or are you still working on it?
>>3613050They had to drop the moon of a planet on Chewbacca to kill him.And he still WAAAAAGHed at the moon while it was falling.
>>3613072Dat git gotta lotta 'air squigs...
>>3613070Still waiting for suggestions/commands that do not get automoderated as per Anon's requests.
>>3613091have hot hot sex with johnyiff yiff yiff
>>3612522No it does not sound german. Shut up.
>>3613091Explain that John is not a puppy, she is a sergal, and is terrified of Grandma due to dorfenness, as well as Mom due to being a half dorf
>>3613091Okay, tell mom about the fact we have HOBO AMNESIA and that we don't recall much about the world we live in. Ask her to supply us some information.
>>3612759Okay, ask Mommy how she (Joan) 'filled out' so suddenly while she was alone, or if she might know someone who'd know why.there's something fishy about the whole thing.
>>3613091Piggy Back Ride from John...
>>3613091I thought we were fucking walking to meet her grandparents.What are we supposed to input commands for? Discussing the weather?Sure, fine. Discuss the weather with your mom.
>>3612759Ask mom what would happen if some other "cute puppies" accidentally spilled grandpa's ale
>>3613125>>3613129We asked these things when we first reunited, ditzy bitch had no clue.
>>3613115
>>3613159Hey, SDF ask our mom if can perform a montage to make us useful at... well ANYTHING. Dancing, singing, close combat fighting, magic, guns.... seriously can our mom not help us out?
>>3613159
>>3613172Hell, even hatcrafting We need to be able to at least make -hats-
OK, so we're walking along with mom and John (Someone could get a Norma Tanega song out of this.)Ask her how our grandparents met. Also, why are we such a weakling? Was Hitler-dad blood really that bad?
...SHE'S SOBER!Joan's part-dwarf and hasn't had a sip of alcohol.That is probably why she's having such a hard time.
>>3613217Mother of god... you're right!
>>3613217Verify with mother.
>>ask Mommy how she (Joan) 'filled out' so suddenly"Isn't it just normal?">>tell mom about the fact we have HOBO AMNESIA"I guess it happens.">>what would happen if some other "cute puppies" accidentally spilled grandpa's ale"Granpa usually doesn't drink ale...">>ask our mom if can perform a montage"I don't know any of those fancy French recipes, sorry.">>Ask her how our grandparents met."Well, there was a battle or something and things just happened. I don't remember the details.">>Also, why are we such a weakling? Was Hitler-dad blood really that bad?"Maybe you just haven't eaten properly!"
>>3613250Ask her if by eaten she means drink and if by drink she means we haven't drunk any beer and fueled our AWESOME DORF SIDE. Also ask if she suddenly grew HER boobs in a few seconds like we did.
>>3613250Replace Grandpa with Grandma in the drinking question.Ask Ma about good foodstuffs.
>>3613250Well, grandmommy's ale. Or any alcoholic beverage either one of them might drink.Also, ask about a drink for yourself and Joan.
>>Ask her if by eaten she means drink and if by drink she means we haven't drunk any beer and fueled our AWESOME DORF SIDE. "Well, if you're thirsty then you obviously need a drink.">>Also ask if she suddenly grew HER boobs in a few seconds like we did."A few seconds? Don't be silly, nobody can do that!">>Replace Grandpa with Grandma in the drinking question."You know, I really don't know. She's never had any ale spilled.">>Ask Ma about good foodstuffs."Well, there's always beef and bacon.">>Also, ask about a drink for yourself and Jo*H*n."I don't have any with me, just wait till we get home."
>>3613379Travel at speed of plot to home. or notAlso, ask if less then a day is more for whatever the heck we are in the boob development front.
>>3613379Are there any headcrabs along the way?
>>3613379Well, follow home. Also, tell momsie that your boobs did indeed balloon in a few seconds. What exactly did dad do other outside of dying and being in jail and getting married?And hold John for assurance.
>>3613379Tell Mom about the unusual growth spurt. Go home with her. Drink liquor. See what happens.
>>3613433Liquor off the bat?Start with beer, work your way 'up'
SDF, THANK YOU for slapping the fuck out of those idiot samefaggot trolls.Seriously, thank you.
Ask John if she likes alcohol, and what kind.Ask Mom if Joan is old enough to drink.
>>ask if less then a day is more for whatever the heck we are in the boob development front.>>Tell Mom about the unusual growth spurt."That just normal, isn't it?">>What exactly did dad do other outside of dying and being in jail and getting married?"Science stuff. Robot science.">>Ask John if she likes alcohol, and what kind.John doesn't seem to understand what you are talking about.>>Ask Mom if Joan is old enough to drink."'Old enough to drink'? What do you mean?">>Are there any headcrabs along the way?IT IS A MISTERY
>>3613511Make pleasant conversation. Ask mom what her favorite drink is. Ask her what she wants to do today. Ask her what job she would have, if she could be anything in the world.
>>3613511Mom, can I have a can of beer when we get home?-Joan.
Ask Mom if we can stop by the store for markers and a notebook for John.
/tg/ - furry fanfictionif you guys seriously think you have any element of choice in this think again.Why the fuck doesn't Sir Dog Fucker just burn out already or come clean about this.Forget homebrew or whatever, this is the real cancer killing /tg/. I'd rather have edition wars and cultist-chan on the frontpage than MSpaint scribbles and furry shit.Eagerly awaiting your defensive backlash and cries of fursection.
>>3613543Better yet, ask if we can stop by a radioshack for a sergal- err, doggy translator.
a poor attempt at disguising rulebreaking content is still rulebreakingsergal are not traditional games
>>3613511SOLVE THE MISTERY
>>3613543Do this, then get home already.
>>3613548Sorry to keep you waiting, but anyone crying fursecution in this thread is going to be a troll. Anyone complaining about you not liking sergals is going to be a troll.The people who like this thread don't care about your opinions, and if you really think this is the cancer killing /tg/, kill yourself or lurk more.
>>3613553/tg/ - Traditional games.This is a roleplaying thread. Roleplaying is a traditional game. This is not a thread about sergals, this is a thread about Joan, who happens to be good friends with a sergal and has an insanely powerful mom.0/10
You know, it occurs to me that the cancer killed /tg/ is probably the half-dozen unfunny troll posts you have to sift through to find anything worth reading.
>>3613584Oh I am so saving this.
>> I'd rather have edition warsNow there's a surprise. Still, your current edition war thread is getting some bites, so you could maybe relax and stop - wait, what am I saying? Never mind.
I wonder if Joan's clothes will even fit once they get home...
>>3613584
Get Joan home allready, or present us an obstacle.
>>3613662He's working on it and this is a wonderful time to go to the store and stock up on supplies.Especially something that'll allow us to communicate with John better.
>>Ask mom what her favorite drink is."Heather ale, but it's a bit rare. I usually have to ask granma to import it.">>Ask her what she wants to do today."Go home, eat and relax!" >>Ask her what job she would have, if she could be anything in the world."A tank gunner!">>Ask Mom if we can stop by the store for markers and a notebook for John."Sure... If we find one, that is.">>a can of beer when we get home?"I think everything we have right now is in a bottle."
>>3613677A little whiteboard to hang around his neck, Buffy "Hush" style.
>>3613712What the fuck did John just tear the head off of? Is she eating an imp?
>>3613747An annoying Anonymous i'd guess.
>>3613753Yeap, John killed another annoying anon.Ask Mom where the nearest store is, if she can remember. Preferably of the electronics sort but a whiteboard or etch-a-sketch will suffice.
>>3613712Head for home already. Prepare to battle any enemies that block your way.
>>3613712>"A tank gunner!"Mom is fucking awesome, tell her so.
>>3613747see>>3612857
>>3613612>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...>Do not post outside of /b/: Guro
>>3613786>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...>Don't be a faggot.
>>3613712Well, find a store with markers and a mini whiteboard/notebook/etc. if you can, and head on home. As you get closer, make sure John still wants to follow you. It'll be alright for her to hide out while you see how gramps and granny will react to your new friend.
>>3613804All the better reason to find an electronics store: Walkie-talkies.Or, knowing John, nintendo DS's with pictochat and an extended range.
>>3613774Holy shit that guy is so fucking overjoyed. Look at him. He's all, "Fuck yeah Dr. Arachnor we are the best friends ever!! Of course you may walk on my face! Let's eat pizza and play video games!"I want that spider as a pet.
>>3613816> John> DSBrilliant
>>3613712>"A tank gunner!"
>>3613818Actually, this story could use some giant enemy spiders right about now.(Not that it sucks, just to pick up the pace)
>>3613712ROLL FOR INITIATIVE FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER
>>Ask Mom where the nearest store is"Right there, but there's a queue."
>>3613845Oh not you again, you always fag things up.
>>3613860Ask "WHY AREN'T THOSE ACHT-ACHT GUNS DEPRESSED INTO THE CROWD?!"
>>3613860Ask mommy if she would be so kind as to get some food and drinks for the party.
>>3613860Ask Mom if those are zombies.If they are, ask her if she thinks we can, ahem, bypass the queue.
Ask mom if they are zombies, and if so, ask her to punch them because zombies are jerks.
Ask John if she thinks she can handle her own against a horde of Zombies.
>>3613860Ask how you get in without getting shot.
>>3613912Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
>>3613845OH GOD DO IT
>>3613873they are meant to shoot at planes?
>>3613860JOIN THE QUEUE!KILL ZOMBIES!
>>3613938That can only mean one thing.CLIFFRACERS ARE IN JOAN'S WORLD.
>>3613953FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>3613953FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>3613866>You always fag everything up>Posting smart suggestions in first 4 threads of the 5 thread marathon.>one troll based suggestion to assist DF to troll the people suggesting sex
>>3613975He's fine with avoiding the sex stuff on his own. The porn-stopping explosion being an excellent example.It'll happen eventually at this rate, but shouldn't be for a while. Love can bloom and all.
>>punch them because zombies are jerks"Don't be silly! Why would I ever want to touch zombies? They're icky!"
>>3613953FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>3614007OH FUCK YELL FOR THE GUYS IN THE BUILDING TO LOOK OUT
>>3614007Err, throw rocks at the zombies then?And can you teach me and John how to throw like you, Mom?
>>3614007Be mad that Joan didn't grab the gun back at Sec 2.
>>3614007Clear nose.Pick up rock like mom.Mimic mom with rock.
Check inventory.
>>3614007Mumble to yourself about being thankfull you got daddy's brains.
>>3614007roll vs fortitude to save your spine from compressing and your skull from shattering
>>3614029Yes, mimic Mom. Summon all the rage in Joan's body and hurl that rock with all the hatred she can muster.
>>3614027Don't we still have the revolver? We could give it to mom, it's not like we can use it. It would probably cause less destruction than her punches.
>>YELL FOR THE GUYS IN THE BUILDING TO LOOK OUTThe warning has been issued. The rock as well.
>>3614088OH GODHIT THE DECK
>>3614088Sit back and enjoy watching mommy do what she does best.
>>3614088Death must be common in this world, so Joan is not disturbed at this.
>>3614088Sit back and watch Mom from a safe distance.Hug John, play tic-tac-toe in the dirt with her.
>>3614115Seriously, stop posting.
Dont stand too close to Mommy while she's throwing rocks. with her superstrength they might form a dangerous vacuum in its wake.
The rock fails to hit the zombies!
>>3614156She's superstrong, not superfast.
>>3614160Oh shit. Please tell me we just didn't level the store.
>>3614160WHERE DOES IT GO?
>>3614160HIT THE DECK, GRAB JOHN AND TELL HER TO GET ON THE GROUND WHILE THE ROCK SAILS AROUND THE WORLD
>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191>>3614191
>>3614160I see Dilbert.
giant sage for drawchatwww.drawchat.com
>>3614252Well I spy a nipple.
The rock sails over the zombie horde quite harmles
>>3614269Oh jesus christ RUN
>>3614269wat
>>3614269Perhaps now is a good time for mommy to whisk Joan and John away to safety. But screw that! I want some mortal combat! She can easily take that thing!
>>3614269MISTERY SOLVEDNOW RUN JESUS CHRIST
Ask Mom how to best kill a giant headcrab.Hug John.
Wait, if that's a giant headcrab, doesn't that indicate there are some giant heads around for it to feed on? I _really_ don't want to meet one of those.
>>3614191>AROUND THE WORLDNow I want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA to be played in the store when they reach it.>>3614269We're going to need a bigger rock Joan's Mother.
HIDE BEHIND MOM
>>3614269is that a giant dust mite? those things only eat dead skin, we're safe
>>now is a good time for mommy toMANEUVER TACTICALLY.
>>3614310It appears to be a giant headcrab.
>>3614269I also ask mommy if she knows how to fight off a giant headcrab without a crowbar.
>>3614338Follow her, or run some other way to attempt to ditch her?Choices...
HUG JOHN GODDAMMIT!She hasn't gotten to do anything this whole time except kill a few anons.Hug John and say "This way" before hiding behind a rock with her.
>>3614338follow
>>3614353the only choice is the choice that ends up in sexual relationsany other choice is a lie, and you know it
>>3614338She's abandoning us, that bitch! Or maybe this is just her way of removing the queue. Follow mommy.
This>>3614370only, follow mom, don't hide
>>3614338MOMMY I JUST FOUND YOU AGAIN!Take a look at John to see if she has any idea of where to run, if she doesn't, follow mommy.
Someone said he had a collection of the fappable ones. Anyone got it?
>>3614396Someone lied to you.
>>HUG JOHNYou hug John, who hugs you back very tightly.Something is a bit off, though. You remember hugging feeling a little bit different...
Cast Summon: Greater Legal Aid and sue mom for child support!
Turn around and see if the headcrab is nearby. If so, ENTER A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAL TRANCE
>>3614437
>>3614470Which way are we going?
>>3614470Hell yeah! Ride the rails for now.
>>3614484in the general direction of "away from fuckshithueg headcrab"
>>3614470Since you're not standing you might be able to dance now
>>3614501I propose we test this theory. DANCE!
>>3614470
Even if it doesn't lead to competence, Joan's due a drink
>>3614513>>3614513>>3614513>>3614513>>3614513FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FOLLOW MOM!
>>3614513This is gonna be good.After all is said and done, ask if John has a horseback option for future transportation.
>>3614437>>3614470>>3614513In case anyone was still wondering if John is on our side, the answer is "Definitely yes."
>>3614513BAD END FOR JOHN IS NEARGOOD END FOR MOMMYPray mommy doesn't backflip and throws Joan out of John's arms while stopping John.
>>3614513OH SHIT HERE COMES THE CHARGETell John to follow mom!
>>3614540Man you have no clue how this stuff works.
>>3614513TIME TO ROLL 1d20 FOR RESULTS.
>>3614540Mommy would never hurt a good little doggy like John, retard.
>>3614560Fissure attack!?
>>3614560What!? What the fuck is going on here!?Mom is attacking John!?
rolled 15 = 15>>3614560Lets see if i can remember how to ROLL.
rolled 5 = 5>>3614560
>>3614560Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the fuck is going on!? Why is Joan's Mom attacking us!?
>>3614560...I have a very, very bad feeling about this.
JOHN LOOK THE FUCK OUT!Joan! Pull him down and duck!
Joan's Mom, Wrestler cancels Flee: too insane.
>>3614605her*
rolled 1 = 1That last picture doesn't even make sense.
She's just grabbing John you guys, not attacking. If she was attacking she'd punch.
rolled 3 = 3>>3614593It seems to me she's throwing something past us?
>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577>>3614577WE ROLLED A FIFTEEN, THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?
>>3614629With her freakish strength, she could easily kill both John and Joan by just hammering her fist down like that.
>>3614636I know, but why would she suddenly do that?
>>3614645She's insane. Remember?
I was going to go get food, but now I'm pressing F5 like the fist of the fucking north star.Please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end please be happy end...
MOMMY IS SHOUTING SOMETHING AT YOU BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR HER OVER THE SUSPENSE.
>>3614649Yeah but... But why would she do this!?Oh god I hope John's okay...
>>3614655BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Oh god that's awesome.John and Joan: Clap and admire Mom's sunglasses.SDF: What were other possible outcomes?
>>3614655"Bitches don't know about my sunglasses?"
>>3614655JOHN IS OKAY! OH HAPPY DAY!
>>3614655Pump fist, scream YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHH!!!Don't want to hurt her feelings.
>>3614655...Well played, SDF. Well played. I thought we were going to lose John for a while there.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
She's pointing at her head.Cover yours.
>>3614702DAMNIT HOW DID YOU GET IN MY WAIFU STEALING USE ONLY FLASHBANGS
COVER YOUR EYES DAMMIT
>>3614702SHIT SHIT SHIT COVER EYES HIDE JOHN'S FACE IN YOUR BREASTS
>>3614722THIS
rolled 13 = 13>>3614730...flashbang or hand-nuke?
>>3614755Stupid email field!
switch thread?
>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722>>3614722
>>3614772Well, so much for the food. But if they're still there it must be too right? Ask mommy if she can teach you that technique one day.
>>3614772FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAH BEST MOM EVER
>>3614730Well, looks like John's blind.Hopefully temporarily, depending on what exactly caused that flash.
I think Joan would settle for competence, at this point.
SDF, whether you are causing nookie, preventing it with explosions, punching brains around the world, sneaking into rubyquest or just blowing zombies up with nukes... you rule.
>>3614784We were going to get markers and a notebook/dry erase board, not food.We were going to get something for John to draw with. Even an Etch a Sketch or two DS's with pictochat.
>>3614804SECONDED LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
>>3614798Nah, John'll be fine, Joan would have to be blind too. She's looking at Mom there.
...Luckily for you John has commendable reflexes, although the plan of action has some flaws.
Nuclear rock?
>>3614865Hmmm... examine gender claim.
>>3614865lol, get out of john's crotch and see the results...
>>3614889*cough* by the reference material for M sergals, we'd have noticed if she was lying.
maybe the rock struck with enough force to split atoms
>>3614913Joan hasn't seen that sheet.
STATUS UPDATE.My face hurts because I am tired.Now, the question is, taking a small break and then starting a new thread, should I get COLD DRINK WITH VODKA or HOT DRINK WITHOUT VODKA?
>>3614941Both, mix them in a cup of power.
>>3614772By now I'm starting to feel a certain need to erect an altar and sacrifice infidels. All for the glory of MOM.
>>3614941BE A DORF! DRINK ALCOHOL! I'm sure it'll make shit more interesting... and I hate hot drinks
>>3614941HOT DRINK with DOUBLE VODKA
>>3614941I've always found that cold drinks help headaches better than warm stuff.
>>3614941Go with the alcohol. I want to see a drunk quest thread.
Hot DrinkCocoa.Add milk, sugar and a little salt.
DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE
>>3614941Why compromise? Heat some vodka!
>>3614889Examine John's gender.SDF: Have cold drink with vodka.
COLD DRINK WITH VODKA
>>3614941Have a Caucasian.
>>3614913Not quite. There's an extra bit of hair right where it counts.The only real difference between male and female sergals is that females have slimmer waists, broader hips and slimmer shoulders. And, you know, the unmentionable parts.
For reference, this is a female.
>>3615000John looks heavier set than that one.Further examination of John is necessary.
>>3614990honestly I don't wana go much further into it, but I think it's safe to say John is fem since John was recently aroused and showed no sign of boner.
>>3614772SCIENCE!
John is likely a younger sergal, given her height. She might not be "Fully developed" yet.She's shorter than mom, after all. Then again, Mom might just be really tall.
>>3615017She WAS only pictured from the waist up, and we have yet to see any clit-hood-tongue either, so yeah.
>>3615036don't make me go fish up the reference picture for Sergal cock...
>>3615054I have that one, came with a RAR of images uploaded to 4chan.Still... I uh, don't think John is a guy. We should ask her why she's named John sometime anyways.
>>3615054fish up? we all know you have that saved to your HD, anon
>>3615054>>3615085Samefag, don't try to save face, just go with it.
>>3615085>>3615093that's not me, but I might have done that *subconsciously*...
>>3615121Just stop talking, anon. You're going towards Moron Brigade levels of stupidity.
>>3615144we actually are two different people,jesus, i almost understand why tripfags choose names
>>3615167...is where we continue MY FANFIC.
>>3615144rofl, I'm never one to deny furfaggotry or try to "save face" I'm furry but I hate fur suiters, I don't think sergal is really furry. I don't care, and it isn't like there are admins here.
