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    How do you like your orcs? Green, pig-like, etc.?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:02 No.3676524
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    green and orky is bestest
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/09(Wed)00:02 No.3676533
    We were playing DnD, and we fought some Slugga Boyz.

    Shit be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:03 No.3676539
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:04 No.3676547
    Big, muscular, dark green, with a face that looks like something between an ape and a boar.
    >> Mediocrates !!tG3QhWVtE/n 02/11/09(Wed)00:05 No.3676553
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    Like my coffee

    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:05 No.3676557
    Riding a motorcycle with machine guns strapped to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:08 No.3676582


    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:08 No.3676584
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    Like this. Nice and Orky.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:13 No.3676640
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    Big 'n' sexy.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:14 No.3676655
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    I love a man who can recite Eddie Izzard
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:16 No.3676671
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    I like reluctant orcs that sing catchy tunes.

    When there's a whip, there's a way
    When there's a whip, there's a way
    When there's a whip...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:22 No.3676708
    Oh shit, you bastard, I had just purged that from my mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:23 No.3676714
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    >Green, pig-like

    Both. An Ork is fine too.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:23 No.3676720
    I like my Orcs huge, covered in animal skins, and wielding either a Greataxe or a very ugly spear.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:25 No.3676724
    oi like 'em orky!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:26 No.3676731
    All are acceptable personally.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:31 No.3676766
    I like my orcs to make sense within the context of the game world.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 02/11/09(Wed)00:34 No.3676786
    We don't want to go to war today!
    But the lord of the lash says, 'nay nay nay!'
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:36 No.3676804
    We're gonna march all day all day all daaaaaay!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:41 No.3676832
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    My games have just as many subcategories of Orc as there are subcategories for elves. Fair is fair after all...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:48 No.3676877
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    I prefer Orcs over Orks.

    Yeah fuck right off. Peaceful-orc-hug-a-tree-lets-be-firends-we're-misunderstood shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:50 No.3676892
    every race should have them, keeps the players interested when each new group of gobbos or band of bolds has a different quirk.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:51 No.3676895
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:51 No.3676897
    Orcs of any kinds are acceptable, so long as they're out to ruin everyone else's shit and kick ass. None of this noble warrior bullshit.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 02/11/09(Wed)00:52 No.3676901
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    'Cause where there's a whip, there's a way!

    Where there's a whip, there's a way.
    Where there's a whip, there's a way.
    Where there's a whip, there's a way.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:52 No.3676902
    Warhammer orcs = Fucking awesome

    Warcraft orcs = Fucking sad
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:54 No.3676913
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    Right, goblins, dorfs, lizardmen and hell even halflings already have a fuckton of varieties, but there only seemed to be maybe two kinds of orc that I could find so I fixed that.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:54 No.3676917
    warcraft had good ones all up to WoW. just like how Sarah Connor's chronicles ruined terminator and Anne Rice ruined vampires.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:57 No.3676929
    Celadon Toadstool for the win.
    Other than the fact that she romanced an elven vet while sick, that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)00:59 No.3676942
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    Like this, actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:00 No.3676950
    >Anne Rice ruined vampires.

    No, not saying she was good for vampires, but vampires could have recovered from Anne Rice.

    It was Anne Rice fans that ruined vampires.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:00 No.3676952
    Wc3 orcs = the same as WoW you ultra faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:01 No.3676955
    One of the first pics in my fap folder...


    I like orcs who poke badgers with spoons.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:02 No.3676964

    A crack on the back sez we're gonna fight,
    We're gonna march all day and night,
    Till morn, for we are the slaves of the dark lord's horde!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:02 No.3676966
    Whenever I think Orcs those are the orcs I think of, also the song that plays when they burn the forest to try and kill the dwarves.
    >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLVgGADHg60 02/11/09(Wed)01:03 No.3676975
    Fifteen birds on five fir trees,

    Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze,

    But, funny little birds, they had no wings!

    O what shall we do with the funny little things?

    Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot;

    Fry them, boil them and eat them hot?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:03 No.3676979
    Clap! Snap! The black crack! Grip, Grab! Pinch, nab! And down down to Goblin-town you go, my lad! Clash, crash! Crush, smash! Hammer and tons! Knocker and gongs! Pound, pound, far underground!

    Down-down to goblin town, bitches.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 02/11/09(Wed)01:03 No.3676980
    Left, right, left, right, left, right
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:06 No.3676998
    I actually have never read anything about WH40k, I've always been a D&D kind of neckbeard, but after roaming /tg/ for a while, the 40k orks caught my interest. so I downloaded the codex and have been studying it, hoping to use 40k orks to spice up the orcs in D&D. so far, I find them terribly entertaining, and dead-killy compaired to a one diminsional, single hit-dice ass-bag monsterous humanoid that exists for little more than to give the elves' creation story an antagonist.

    ... but deep down inside, I've always favored the pig-faced orc over the gorrilla faced ones in the MM, dating back to experience with the old Zelda cartoon and the pig-like Ganon of yesteryear, ala link to the past.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:07 No.3677005
    that kinda puts a tragic spin on Tolkien's Orcs. I mean they're forced to live in & march through the shittiest countryside imaginable, to be meatgrindered against Minas Tirith.

    Fuck, who says they couldn't try to develop their own cultures & cities if Sauron wasn't there, dicking it up always.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 02/11/09(Wed)01:08 No.3677012
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:08 No.3677013
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    A fan of Pig-Orcs myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:11 No.3677023
    also, yeah, I hate WoW orcs with a passion. they're almost as faggoty as the orcs from lineage. they all look so damned -pretty-, and that's just entirely counterintuitive to what an orc is supposed to be in my book. although, certain half orcs might could pull off being sexy.

    also, subtle racism in orc design. notice how the orc women of Wow have broad, flat noses, like black people? and the lineage orcs (and, well, everything else in lineage) all look east-asian? I just always thought that was funny...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:14 No.3677038
    rolled 16 = 16

    Semi-piglike was always my favorite, closely followed by hulking brutish gorilla-like orcs. As long as their presence means someone's day is about to be abruptly ruined, I feel they're being used right.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:15 No.3677043
    In The Hobbit the Orcs (Admittedly they are goblins but who the fuck cares, same shit really) where RIP AND TEAR. They only lost because they where fighting to combined forces of the Dwarves, wood-elves, lake-men banded together _AND_ Gandolf summons Giant Eagles.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:21 No.3677069

    Subtle racism in Orc design? Orcs are just a semi-polite way for nerds to bash minorities without playing "Niggerdeath: Turbo-Edition!". Orcs fall into the subhuman savage category that pretty much any non-european got lumped into in 19th century adventure literature, which probably influenced Tolkien when he first made the Orcs in the Hobbit.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:31 No.3677118
    Spoilers: Everything in Linage looks Asian because it is Asian.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:33 No.3677129
    My fetish is being dominated by female half orc paladins until it makes them fall.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:35 No.3677145
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    An orky is fine too
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:36 No.3677148
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    i like the ruined and ugly form of orcs found in the lotr movies.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:36 No.3677153
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    Yeah, because there are absolutely no real-life cultures that breed quickly, pollute their own environs, act belligerent towards "others", and scavenge technology from cultural betters...
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Maid Anonymous, tl;dr Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 02/11/09(Wed)01:37 No.3677154
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    Orcs: The other white meat
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:37 No.3677156
    Paladins never fall, it's such an overused and intrinsic development that it's implied by the Paladins respective god from the start.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:38 No.3677168
    You are absolutely correct about those capitalist swine, comrade.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:39 No.3677172

    >breed quickly, pollute their own environs, act belligerent towards "others", and scavenge technology from cultural betters

    So... America?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:45 No.3677221

    So everybody?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:47 No.3677226

    Human is the Orc of the World.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:47 No.3677230

    Thank god someone said it. Now we can make multicolored orcs from different regions and all the pansies with their IT'S RACIST idiocy can go fuck off back to Sanfran.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:49 No.3677238

    In that case why even have Orcs at all? Human beings are already dicks no matter what culture, so you could just use human antagonists instead of inventing some punching-bag species.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:51 No.3677250

    1: It would'nt be as guilt-free.

    2: Accusations of being GRIMDERP.

    3: Fuck off, faggot.
    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 02/11/09(Wed)01:52 No.3677256
    Calling D&D racist is giving it too much credit.

    It's like saying the writers of Terminator were ludites.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:57 No.3677283

    I love you, too bad I bet no one else even knows what this word means.

    Lol, in before people googling and then typing a retort.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:58 No.3677298

    It's spelled "Luddite" you fucking queers.
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    They'd have a hard time googling it since it's spelled "Luddite," dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:01 No.3677311

    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:01 No.3677315

    Wheres this guilt-free shit coming from? You can kill people no problem and have a laugh about it. Haven't you ever seen an action movie? Shitloads of guys get blown up, shot, smashed, crushed, burned, and skewered all within the span of an hour and a half and the audience has a great time.

    I believe it is you who should fuck off since you can't even take pleasure out of slaughtering humans and have to resort to green human substitutes.
    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 02/11/09(Wed)02:01 No.3677319

    Actually, even if you did google "ludite" you'd get an automated correction, so you'd find it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:04 No.3677333

    Yeah, but you can't kill actual BLACK people without white-guilt setting in. It's no fun killing just whities.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:05 No.3677341
    appearence can change as they like. i just like them as guys who just love to fight, not really evil. can wind up either side just as easily
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:06 No.3677343
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:07 No.3677355

    The fuck said you can't? You can kill whoever you goddamn feel like just as long as it makes sense in-character for you to do it.

    Some white douchebag trying to rob the party? Decapitate him.

    Puerto Rican assassin trying to bump you off? Magic missile.

    The necromancer terrorizing the village is black? His AC is the same as any old honky.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:08 No.3677359
    This is Fantasy and we're NOT supposed to have monsters in it? Whom we can fight and kill? Some of which are humanoid?

    Fuck off, liberal crybabies.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:11 No.3677382

    The problem is that Orcs aren't proper monsters -- they're basically just really big dumb humans who like to kill shit. A Beholder is a monster. A Dragon is a monster. A Displacer Beast is a monster. An Orc is a trucker who's had too many beers.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:12 No.3677392
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    Pig orcs can be cute, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:14 No.3677401
    You can fight and kill for political, ideological, or material reasons. Like humans always have.

    You can't be morally justified in invading some poor fuckers home and gutting him, is the point. "Drafted dude with a rusty pigsticker" is not a worthy foe to kill for killing's sake.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:14 No.3677402
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    >An Orc is a trucker who's had too many beers.

    You're under the impression that's not a monster?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:19 No.3677425

    Also, I've noticed that conservatives tend to bitch a lot louder and longer about shit that they don't like than liberals.

    Gay marriage? Organize a massive multi-state campaign to make sure that people that you will never meet respect "the sanctity of marriage".

    Protest against the war? Scream about commie-homo-democrats trying to destroy the country from the inside.

    Teaching actual Science in a Science classroom? GODDAMN LIBRULS! I AIN'T COME FROM NO MONKEY, JESUS SAID SO!

    Happy holidays? FUCK YOU, ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AMERICA WAS FOUNDED AS A CHRISTIAN NATION! (even though documents written by the founding fathers during the brief war with turkish pirates specifically state that america is NOT a nation with any specific state sponsored religion)

    Shit goes on forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:24 No.3677461
    >I notice the things I dislike about other people more than I notice the things other people dislike about me.

    Welcome to human society, is this your first day here?
    >> Amazing 02/11/09(Wed)02:26 No.3677473

    That reminds me of a joke.


    A polynomial is a starving parrot.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:29 No.3677497
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    > This is Fantasy and we're NOT supposed to have monsters in it?

    If it looks like it -could- be your ally, it's not a fucking "monster" Or monster-y enough to be considered as one by me.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:30 No.3677506
    I don't know that I agree with you. It is my experience that the lunatic fringe on both sides yells pretty damn loud. And that the biggest problem with the yellers (I mean besides the ugly, the noise, the stupid, and the fact that they are breathing MY air) is that while some of them are indeed "right wing" NONE of them are conservatives.

    When was the last time you saw an outraged group demanding loudly that pork be cut?

    Bush and co may have been right wing, but I get a twitch in my eye every time someone calls them conservative. They were the biggest bunch of RINOs I can remember.
    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 02/11/09(Wed)02:31 No.3677511
    ITT : Anthropoïds are the only creatures worthy of being considered.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:33 No.3677529

    Worthy of being considered what? Finish your sentences before you hit 'Submit' you child.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:34 No.3677533

    That's what the Republican Party IS nowadays, though.

    Conservative will be redefined to fit the consensus definition.

    Get a new descriptor, your old one broke.
    >> Da Red Kommanda 02/11/09(Wed)02:35 No.3677545
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    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 02/11/09(Wed)02:36 No.3677548

    You can't make me.
    >> Da Red Kommanda 02/11/09(Wed)02:37 No.3677561

    WIP, by the way...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:43 No.3677599
    Not at the grass roots. My Republican party, the one who's meetings I go to, whose dues I pay, who's candidates run for sheriff, mayor, and city council, is still true to my values.

    So is my Congressman and Governor.

    My Senators, President, etc? Fucking traitors.

    But the rest, they are people I can eat with and not have to shower later.

    Feh, same thing with the Democrats. If you love what they say, you will hate what they do.

    And if you hate what they say, you are really fucked.

    Politics on the national level makes me nothing but angry. Anyone with half a brain, and the ability to think for themselves feels the same way, no matter their political leanings.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:47 No.3677628
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    Ork it up!
    >> Da Red Kommanda 02/11/09(Wed)02:47 No.3677633
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    And some of my Praetorian kyborks. (Will be regular shoota boys in rules but praetorian's fluff from the winterking says kyborks, so...)
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:49 No.3677652
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    Anyone have any orcish advice to give?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)02:52 No.3677686

    Many "monsters" (elves, faeries, etc.) who looked like they could be your allies are in mythology, bastardlicious bastard-coated bastards who would fuck you over and enslave your children at the drop of a hat.

    Just because it looks right or pretty does'nt make it your friend.
    >> Da Red Kommanda 02/11/09(Wed)03:01 No.3677762
    Actually, just looking pretty makes it your enemy.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:03 No.3677779


    I'm a Nosferatu.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:06 No.3677806


    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:10 No.3677834

    Orcish Medicine

    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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    This one is horrible and I deserve to feel horrible about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:32 No.3678006
    It sounds completely orky, you should be proud.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:46 No.3678079
    All right then, rephrased:

    "Can it be reasoned with through communication of complex thoughts? if so, then it can technically be your ally for the time that it agrees to your position or train of thought."

    WarCraft 3 orcs would fall under this definition; they're effectively just reskinned human models. WarCraft 1+2 orcs, and LotR orcs on the other hand are all under a basic kind of mind-control by their master(s) so reason is beyond them.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:52 No.3678114
    I like my orcs as simply the low level version of what some people call elves -- stronger, smarter ones just gain the ability to cloak their natures in the guise of something beautiful. They don't exist as seperate species, or even breed -- amongst each other -- at all.

    Also, Vecna's biggest secret is that he's got a few other one-eyed gods as his aliases...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:54 No.3678116

    And an Ork is a Soccer hooligan with a cockney accent.
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    Odin AND Sauron?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:58 No.3678149
    Orcs make a lot more sense if you assume they only seem like humanoids.. either as 1 HD outsiders, 4E foulspawn, fungi, etc. Namely, in Tolkien's works, there are no female orcs, there are no orc farmers or fields or whatever, but they have insanely massive populations.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)03:59 No.3678169

    Settings with female orcs piss me off a little (post-WoW Warcraft, when orcs suddenly grew breasts and became mammals!).
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:04 No.3678202
    >Warcraft orcs

    The default strategy if you want an "original" race of evil humanoids, is "Take sinister subterranean race, make them martians. SO ORIGINAL"

    The drow were based off the Black Martians of Barsoom, right down to the whole evil S&M culture thing. And the Warcraft orcs are green skinned alien invaders from a red planet, though they certainly used to have a style all their own.
    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 02/11/09(Wed)04:06 No.3678223

    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:10 No.3678264
    I like my orcs, to be rapin' orcs.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:12 No.3678287
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:14 No.3678303
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:18 No.3678335
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:22 No.3678376
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    It wouldn't normally be that, but my main from 99 to 03 was an ogre warrior with perfect faction ratings with almost all the good races in the end. The first he tried to crack was the wood elves, which meant countless hours of orc slaying in Crushbone. Oh lord the lengths I went through for roleplaying sake...

    Never got past level 35 though the 166mhz computer contributed to that.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:25 No.3678406
    That should be Advice Uruk.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)04:29 No.3678433
    okay that one make me fucking lol
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