[Return]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
File
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • このサイトについて - 翻訳


  • If you sent e-mail to "moot@4chan.org" any time over the past few weeks, there is a 99.99% chance I didn't get it. Oops! ( ._.)
    Feel free to resend.

    File :1234469174.png-(31 KB, 450x450, 7016.png)
    31 KB Joandventure 18, The Granparents Menace Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)15:06 No.3693051  
    Continued from >>3690863

    >>Read Diary
    You open up what you assume to be your diary. The pages are, however, glued together and to the covers and carved to reveal text written on the inside of the covers.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:06 No.3693055
    >>3693051
    DO NOT READ ALOUD!
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)15:07 No.3693058
    Slam it shut. Burn it.

    (CHOOCHOO)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:09 No.3693069
    >>3693051

    given the contents of the other drawers, are we sure that's glue?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:09 No.3693072
    It is delicious tome, we must invoke it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:09 No.3693073
    Show to John, see what she thinks.

    Does Joan recognize anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:10 No.3693083
    rolled 8 = 8

    Read the text aloud
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:11 No.3693084
    Rule 454.24b: DO NOT READ ANY BOOKS.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:12 No.3693091
    Can John read Cthulhu?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:12 No.3693096
    Read it. Backwards.
    advicedog.jpg
    Summon puppies and babies.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:14 No.3693104
    Shut it.

    Don't read aloud.

    Put it away and glue the drawer shut with nothing else inside.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:14 No.3693107
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>3693051
    Read aloud.
    CJOPAZE FTAGHN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:15 No.3693108
    No no no no no no no!

    "Clean your room, Joan!"

    Mom wanted us to find this! She wanted us to read it!

    Remember what John was saying about mom?

    This is not good end PUT IT AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:15 No.3693110
    SUDDENLY, ZALGO QUEST
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:15 No.3693111
    Chant: "Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:15 No.3693113
    DO NOT READ ALOUD

    PUT IT AWAY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:15 No.3693114
    Mom is probably trying to get you involved with a satanic ritual along with your "grandparents".
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:17 No.3693130
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>3693114
    Mom knows best. Read it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:18 No.3693145
    Okay, I gotta get to class, but if someone could ask the following for me when the time comes:

    Retrieve mug from engiepants

    Ask if John is comfortable meeting the grandparents and say it's okay to wait outside.

    Ask grandparents about the mug we found.

    When meet grandparents, ask if Grandma saved some sergal armor for the war and ask if John can have it.

    Thanks in advance, it's been hella fun but I gotta see you guys later.

    Oh, and reading the book is a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:19 No.3693152
    READ NOTE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:19 No.3693154
    rolled 15 = 15

    DON'T READ THE BOOK
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:20 No.3693161
    >>3693130
    >>3693154
    we have a winner
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:21 No.3693172
    READ OUT LOUD FHTAGN C'THULU
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:21 No.3693173
    rolled 1 = 1

    CHANT PH’NGLUI MGLW’NAFH CTHULHU R’LYEH WGAH’NAHL FHTAGN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:21 No.3693181
    rolled 2 = 2

    Take yuri, vibe, and then READ NOTE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:26 No.3693212
    rolled 10 = 10

    DO IT FAGGOT
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 02/12/09(Thu)15:27 No.3693215
    rolled 2 = 2

    Read the book

    Aloud.

    In a dramatic manner
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:28 No.3693221
    rolled 14 = 14

    Read it backwords, that way GOOD things will happen!
    >> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 02/12/09(Thu)15:29 No.3693229
    rolled 3 = 3

    I SAID READ THE BOOK ALOUD, AND DAMNED IF THE DICE WILL STOP ME.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)15:30 No.3693238
         File :1234470605.png-(27 KB, 350x350, 7017.png)
    27 KB
    You choose to not read the book aloud. You intend to consult John, but John is mucking about somewhere out of sight. You put the book back in the drawer for the time being.
    You decide to limit any interactions to the inspection of obscure items, until you have inspected everything and can form a solid picture on what you may or may not need to carry, not forgetting that you do not really have any storage space in your current clothing.

    You move on the rails to the drawers on the right side of the desk. You recognize the middle drawer to house your rock collection, remembering somewhat hazily that this collection was acquired piece by piece over a long(ish) period of time.
    You are quite certain that the items in the bottom drawer have something to do with your grandparents from your mother's side.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:32 No.3693252
    rolled 3 = 3

    open ZIPPERED CONTAINER in TOP DRAWER
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:33 No.3693260
    >>3693238
    Wait a sec, what did we do with those japanese porn mangos? Grab "Take on me" give it to John.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:33 No.3693264
    >>3693252
    It's a pencil case, christ.
    Calcululz, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:34 No.3693272
    >>3693264
    thats what eh WANTS YOU TO THINK
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)15:35 No.3693276
    >>3693238
    Is that... An obsidian knife, a bar of gold and a topaz?

    And check that leather-pen-bag-thing-I've-currently-forgotten-what's-called's contents.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)15:36 No.3693287
         File :1234471015.png-(16 KB, 350x350, 7018.png)
    16 KB
    >>ZIPPERED CONTAINER in TOP DRAWER
    is a pencil case. It contains a mechanical pencil, a regular pencil, a pen, a pink coloring pencil, an eraser and lint.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:38 No.3693302
    >>3693287
    Go find John. I'm very nervous in this room.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:40 No.3693314
    Clip pen onto clothing for later use.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:42 No.3693337
    No place to sore inventory, huh?
    Put vibe somewhere OUT OF SIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:44 No.3693349
    >Eat lint
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:45 No.3693358
    rolled 19 = 19

    It has been 4 and a half hours since granparents were coming in 3 hours...
    Go downstairs, check for secret gathering conspiring against you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:48 No.3693387
    examine dwarven artifacts

    are they of the finest craftdworfship?

    otherwise, finish up exploring the room. see where john is. tell her/consult her/show her stuff so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)15:53 No.3693436
    use BUMP on THREAD
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)15:58 No.3693485
         File :1234472326.png-(25 KB, 350x350, 7019.png)
    25 KB
    >>I'm very nervous in this room.
    But you aren't! You do, in fact, feel your room to be quite familiar and comfortable.
    >>Clip pen onto clothing for later use.
    You clip the pen onto the collar of your shirt, praying that you do not manage to accidentally stab yourself in the throat with it.
    >>Put vibe somewhere OUT OF SIGHT.
    You put it in the drawer which you then close.
    >>It has been 4 and a half hours since granparents were coming in 3 hours...
    The drawfag's speed reflects on the real world, a slow drawfag causing time to slow down. It is still about one and a half hours until three hours have passed.

    You move to observe the books on the shelf. The Dorf, Ruby and Tom figures show no signs of abnormalities so you very thoughtfully allow the drawfag to not draw them in detail, concentrating instead on the books which are made from that superfiber they invented some time ago, which is durable and very thin, allowing small although potentially heavy books to contain thousands of pages.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:00 No.3693504
    >>3693485
    read the book with no title on its spine
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:01 No.3693510
    >>3693485
    Can these incredibly thin-yet-strong pages be ripped out and used as deadly cutting weapons?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:01 No.3693513
    Take note(s?) between one-piece and sci-fi
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:02 No.3693523
    >>3693510
    You could cover one end in tape to ensure that you don't cut your hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:02 No.3693527
    get the yuri
    give it to john
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:03 No.3693543
    rolled 5 = 5

    schlick
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:13 No.3693611
    rolled 14 = 14

    Examine the book with no inscription then take all the books and combine them using papercraft to form protective papercraft armor.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:18 No.3693662
    >>3693611
    By armour do you mean hat?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:20 No.3693677
    >>3693611
    This can only end in BAD END
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95z1DqOIUg
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:23 No.3693716
    >>3693677
    That's some awesome armour right thar.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:23 No.3693720
    >>3693485
    examine papers betweeen Scifi and One Peice
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)16:24 No.3693730
         File :1234473890.png-(12 KB, 350x350, 7020.png)
    12 KB
    >>read the book with no title on its spine
    It appears to be a collection, partially handwritten, of fantasy from various authors, instructions on various crafts such as stonecarving and brewing, and contains a list of 72 recipes titled "72 ways to cook rhesus macaque - try to interrupt this, I dare you".
    >>Can these incredibly thin-yet-strong pages be ripped out and used as deadly cutting weapons?
    The superfiber paper does not make for an effective cutting weapon. Scientific physics make it such that while the thinness may be very sharp, the sheet is so soft that it cannot generate the pressure required for cutting.
    >>Take note(s?) between one-piece and sci-fi
    You take the folded piece of paper and read it vigorously as the drawfag spends a few of your precious minutes acquiring edibles.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:25 No.3693739
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>3693730
    SANITY CHECK
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:26 No.3693749
    >>3693730
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:27 No.3693753
    >>3693730
    Check under bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:27 No.3693761
    Enough with these useless items. See what John's up to.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:43 No.3693884
    Check on John. See what mom and grandparents are up to.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:45 No.3693887
    I think SDF died in the middle of the adventure.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)16:47 No.3693915
         File :1234475255.png-(30 KB, 350x350, 7021.png)
    30 KB
    John appears most conveniently and has apparently acquired a notebook and a marker. She has clearly put them to good use.

    There is still atleast one hour remaining, based on the initial three-hour estimate.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)16:49 No.3693931
    >>3693887
    I'm saving that for just before the critical conclusion in the end of the entire Joandventure.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:49 No.3693934
    >>3693915
    Slap her for wasting ink.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:50 No.3693938
    >>3693915
    cuddle with her
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:51 No.3693950
    >>3693915
    Ask her to draw what she's feeling.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:52 No.3693952
    Ignore John. Get the small blue stone in the last drawer and tie it around your neck; pocket the zipped up container and look in the mirror.

    Read yuri to pass the time until the g-parents get there.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)16:53 No.3693966
    >>3693915
    Giggle at John for the hil-ARIOUS reference to the earlier tub-time. Find something to eat.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:55 No.3693982
    >>3693915
    Admire John's art.

    Hug John.

    Ask her why she can't talk in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:55 No.3693987
    What did she draw?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:58 No.3694007
    >>3693987
    Dickbutt
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)16:58 No.3694008
         File :1234475885.png-(30 KB, 350x350, 7022.png)
    30 KB
    >>Ask her to draw what she's feeling.

    >>pocket
    YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. CRITICAL POCKET FAILURE.

    >>hil-ARIOUS reference to the earlier tub-time
    I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:58 No.3694016
    Why is John a girl?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)16:59 No.3694023
    >>3694008

    Well then, I guess we feed John. Educate her to the fact that there are men we don't want her to eat.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:00 No.3694034
    >>3694016
    Prehensile clitoral hood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:00 No.3694036
    >Get the small blue stone in the last drawer and tie it around your neck; pocket the zipped up container and look in the mirror.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)17:00 No.3694038
         File :1234476043.jpg-(43 KB, 174x261, Blue_master_05.jpg)
    43 KB
    >>3694008
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:02 No.3694058
    >Get the small blue stone in the last drawer and tie it around your neck
    Joan needs a cool necklace
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:02 No.3694059
    >>3694008
    Joan! You're a girl! Find your goddamn purse!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:03 No.3694071
    >>3694008
    Kitchen raid time.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:03 No.3694072
    Find Purse.

    Ask John if she wants to eat now or with grandparents later.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:06 No.3694106
    >>3694072
    This.

    >>3694023
    It's probably best to not even give her the idea, and considering she didn't try to eat dad, I think she'll be okay.

    Then again, she was probably too scared of mom to do anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:08 No.3694123
    SDF, keep taking as much time as you need for these drawings, you're pretty much the only Questguy that even tries to draw decently.

    Well, Rangerfag does well but yeah.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)17:10 No.3694138
    >>3694123
    Thank hyooo... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:13 No.3694172
    >>3694138
    Poor rangerfag, always being forgotten.

    You gotta continue your quest or do a new one sometime, I'm really tired of seeing all these stupid "HEY YOU ARE UNINTERESTED STICKDRAWING WHAT DO YOU DO?" threads.

    Not that art is everything, Ruby was just stick figures after all, but these guys don't even try.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)17:16 No.3694191
         File :1234476980.png-(50 KB, 350x350, 7023.png)
    50 KB
    >>>Get the small blue stone in the last drawer and tie it around your neck; pocket the zipped up container and look in the mirror.
    Small blue stone? Tie with what? What pocket? What is this i don't even

    >>3694038
    High on carbon monoxide?

    You and John navigate your way to the dining room and are immediately assaulted by the sight of a multitude of delicious foods.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:17 No.3694214
    >>3694191
    Why is that boar's head upside down?

    Or, alternatively, why does it have stumps of legs/tentacles with the little bonecap things on its back?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:18 No.3694217
    >>3694138
    Rangerfag! Why don't you do some QUESTQUEST stuff to build back up your reputation and then either make a new thread or continue the old one?

    If you really did forget the plot you can consult the /tg/ archives.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:18 No.3694220
    RESTRAIN FROM EATING AT ALL COSTS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:20 No.3694234
    >>3694191
    JOAN FIND YOUR PURSE!

    Warn John to be calm and polite and DON'T EAT until grandparents arrive so that they don't mistake her for a sergal raider and kill her instinctively.

    Also give hug.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:20 No.3694235
    >>3694191
    Eat. If mommy gets between you and the food, urge her that you can not survive another second without food and eat it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:22 No.3694252
    >>3694234
    Oh god try to hold John back and try to make her understand the seriousness of the situation.

    DORFS MAY HURT YOU IF THEY FIND YOU EATING THEIR DINNER, JOHN!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:23 No.3694258
    >>3694191
    Cut the food with the obsidian knife while screaming the writings of your diary.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:23 No.3694263
    >>3694258
    She didn't take the knife and doesn't have the diary.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:26 No.3694294
    Man, SDF, I admire your stamina. You've been at this for hours.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:26 No.3694299
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>3694234
    This! Also, ask mom if there is something John can eat now
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:29 No.3694324
    >>3694299
    I think rolls only matter when there's a big argument over what to do next.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)17:30 No.3694332
         File :1234477844.png-(26 KB, 350x350, 7024.png)
    26 KB
    >>3694220
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:32 No.3694349
    >>3694332
    Be deliciously pudgy
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:32 No.3694352
    >>3694332
    Make sure all the fat goes to your breasts and ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:33 No.3694355
    >>3694332
    Remind John that her people are still responsible for spilling the ale of mommy's parents, and that they're coming to dinner.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:33 No.3694357
    >>3694332
    Alright, fine. Eat together happily.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:33 No.3694360
    >>3694332
    Chat pleasantly with mother while waiting passively for other guests to arrive.

    Rely on hope for your grandparents' sanity and common decency to prevail over their possible distaste for sergals that do heavily implied dirty things to their granddaughter.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:33 No.3694364
    Chew, then swallow. Go find Mom. We like Mom.

    What the hell is her name anyway? Ask Mom her name.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:35 No.3694377
         File :1234478118.png-(50 KB, 249x271, sergal awesome.png)
    50 KB
    >>3694360
    >heavily implied
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:36 No.3694382
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>3694364
    In b4 'my name is Mom, silly :^'
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:37 No.3694394
    Hey, SDF, I'd like to do some fanart sometime, so like... at the end of today's quest, could we get a color drawing of the cast, or like, a description of the colors on everyone?

    Like, is Joan pale with white hair or blonde hair or red hair or what? Is John black across his back or navy or what?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:37 No.3694395
    >>3694360
    this seems productive, lets do it
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:37 No.3694396
    >>3694377
    What? There has never been a "JOHN RAMS HER CLITONGUE INTO JOAN'S GAPING VAGINA".

    It's been blushing and fade-to-black.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:38 No.3694404
    >>3694394
    Joan is a drow.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:38 No.3694408
    >>3694394
    >his
    *HER! Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:40 No.3694420
    I kind of imagine Joan extremely pale with dark navy blue hair, and John with matching colors.

    So they're both white and navy, though Joan's slightly more pink.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:40 No.3694433
         File :1234478453.jpg-(79 KB, 560x630, gameover.jpg)
    79 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:41 No.3694436
    Figure out a way to hide the fact that you taste-tested dinner without permission.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)17:41 No.3694437
         File :1234478474.png-(42 KB, 350x350, 7025.png)
    42 KB
    YOU HEAR AND FEEL A GREAT CRASH.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:42 No.3694447
    >>3694437
    Go greet grandparents. It almost has to be them.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:42 No.3694450
    Moar like RailroadJoandventure amirite?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:42 No.3694454
    >>3694437
    Hide quickly! Allow John the better hiding place, since you have blood ties to keep you safe(r)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:43 No.3694457
    OH SHIT
    BARREL ROLL GET OUT OF THE WAY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:43 No.3694463
    >>3694437
    Cower under table.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:44 No.3694472
    >>3694433
    John stop eating the hand we need that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:44 No.3694474
    >>3694437
    DROP POD.
    Grandparents are Space Marines. Hide.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:45 No.3694477
    >>3694454
    This.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:45 No.3694483
    >>3694474
    OH SHI-

    MIND = BLOWN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:45 No.3694487
    >>3694474
    OH FUCK QUICK HIDE THE XENOS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:46 No.3694488
    >>3694474
    Let's hope consorting with sergals isn't HERESY.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)17:48 No.3694504
    >>3694217
    Not to overwrite SDF's QUESTAN, but I sort of lost track of what I was doing. I'll come up with something, then continue it.

    I WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:48 No.3694511
    >>3694488
    It is, yeah, it definitely is.

    Still though, come on, grandparents are dorfs. They came via a dorf-made drop pod, things'll be okay.

    John: HIDE FOR NOW! Preferably in Joan's dirty clothes hamper where you can play with her panties.

    Joan: find the mug.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:49 No.3694521
    >>3694511
    >John: HIDE FOR NOW! Preferably in Joan's dirty clothes hamper where you can play with her panties.

    This is the best idea ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:53 No.3694556
    >>3694511
    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:55 No.3694569
    >>3694556
    Fourthed.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)17:56 No.3694579
         File :1234479416.png-(39 KB, 350x350, 7026.png)
    39 KB
    >>Go greet grandparents. It almost has to be them.
    With this assumption you go to the window to see what's going on.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)17:59 No.3694611
    >>3694579
    ... What the fuck are YOU smoking?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:59 No.3694613
    DORF AND VIKAN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)17:59 No.3694617
    >>3694579
    Definitely hide John in the panty hamper.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:01 No.3694631
    There was actually a submarine in the edge of the tub if you look in the backround of the one pic of them getting out of the tub.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:02 No.3694635
    >>3694579
    HIDE JOHN IN THE DIRTY CLOTHES HAMPER!

    Really, it'd likely be for both Mom and Joan, so double the amount of dirty panties in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:02 No.3694637
    Does any of this stimulate poor Joan's memory? Something like this almost has to bring something back if the Grandparents have visited before..
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:03 No.3694649
    >>3694631
    Easter egg. The original submarine image was a metaphor.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:03 No.3694652
    >>3694579

    TRIPPIN BALLS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:03 No.3694653
    >>3694617
    >>3694635
    THIRDED!

    DIRTY CLOTHES HAMPER JOHN GET IN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:04 No.3694656
    >>3694579
    One or two Vikings, a dwarf, and an African?

    Man, that's one fucked up flying longboat crew.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:06 No.3694685
    >>3694579
    I think that's a wooden sergal on the bow there. The head on the ship.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:07 No.3694688
    Aww fuck, I was going to go to sleep. But a nigger, a dorf an a viking in a flying longboat... I gotta see this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:08 No.3694698
    >>3694579
    KHORNE IMAGE ON THE SHIELD
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:08 No.3694703
         File :1234480125.png-(21 KB, 350x350, 7027.png)
    21 KB
    >>3694611
    THE WARP. IT IS A GOOD HNNNNNNNNGH

    >>CLOTHES HAMPER
    >>HAMPER
    >>HAM
    John is not satisfied with the results.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:11 No.3694730
    >>3694703
    Silly John, the smell of blood is surely in that hamper.

    Follow your nose!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:12 No.3694738
    >>3694703
    Toss panties in hamper.

    The ones you're wearing.

    YOU ARE WEARING A SKIRT FOR A REASON JOAN!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:12 No.3694743
    >>3694738
    Why did we even wear panties?
    TOSS EM
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:12 No.3694747
    >>3694703
    Toss John some ham.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:13 No.3694754
    >>3694738
    YES!

    Joan, toss your panties into the hamper for john to play with, then assure her you'll come get her once you're sure it's safe.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:13 No.3694755
    >>3694703
    IN CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW, A CLOTHES HAMPER IS A BIN YOU PUT DIRTY CLOTHES IN WHICH HOLDS THEM UNTIL TIME FOR WASHING.

    IT HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH HAM, JOHN.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:15 No.3694766
         File :1234480502.png-(23 KB, 350x350, sergal blush.png)
    23 KB
    >>3694738
    >>3694743
    >>3694754
    Okay THIS is the best idea ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:15 No.3694776
    >>3694747
    No, he'll enter the feeding frenzy!
    Plus, it's meant for the grandparents (I think they are actually a rockband called "The Grandparents").
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:16 No.3694781
    Toss panties into hamper with John, assure her you'll come get her when it's safe.

    Give her a kiss on the nose and shut the hamper.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:16 No.3694785
    >>3694766
    I vaguely wonder how a creature can blush through fur.

    That said, I like sergals. Particularly John.

    But the blush thing breaks my head if I think about it.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:16 No.3694788
         File :1234480599.png-(22 KB, 350x350, 7028.png)
    22 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:17 No.3694793
    >>3694781
    This.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/12/09(Thu)18:17 No.3694797
    >>3694776
    >he'll

    lol, fail.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:18 No.3694801
    >>3694788
    John isn't amused?

    But... It smells like...

    Aw hell, flash john and promise her more later if she stays quiet and hidden, and remind her it's for her own safety.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:18 No.3694805
    >>3694801
    Okay yeah, new plan, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:19 No.3694813
    >>3694788
    Excellent.

    Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:19 No.3694815
    >>3694785
    Maybe the hair on her cheeks is thin enough for it to show through?

    Notice in the bathtime sequence earlier, Joan was blushing all over whereas John was only on her cheeks.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:20 No.3694821
    >>3694788
    Looks like John has had enough Joangina and doesn't want more.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:20 No.3694824
    >>3694788
    Oh god Joan wears striped panties

    <3
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:21 No.3694830
    Greet grand fajar in the tradition of the dorfs!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:21 No.3694836
    >>3694801
    This.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:22 No.3694844
         File :1234480957.png-(29 KB, 350x350, 7029.png)
    29 KB
    John respectfully disagrees with your plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:22 No.3694846
    >>3694788
    Priceless look. Now go great those loving grandparents!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:22 No.3694847
    Leave John.
    Get to the bit with the Grandparents.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:23 No.3694855
    >>3694801
    >flash john and promise her more later if she stays quiet and hidden, and remind her it's for her own safety.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:25 No.3694864
    >>3694844
    stopsayingwords.jpg

    Pout at John.

    Alright fine, take back panties and walk over to greet grandparents.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:25 No.3694871
    After all she's been through I'd have thought Joan would want some underwear on for a change.

    >>3694844

    Man, John's size sure changes frame-to-frame.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:26 No.3694874
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>3694864
    Agreed. This.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:26 No.3694879
    ITS TRYING TO EAT US SCREAM FOR HELP
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:27 No.3694885
    >>3694864
    This. Say sorry as well. Just trying to help!

    >>3694871
    John is supposed to be about a foot and a half or so taller than Joan, just shorter than Mom, any size changes are due to perspective.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:28 No.3694890
    >>3694433
    Suddenly this became relevant.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:28 No.3694891
    >>3694879
    No it's not, that suggestion is bad and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:28 No.3694893
    DON'T YOU SEE? JOANS GRANPAREMNTS WILL COME INTHE DOOR IN THE NEXT SECOND, SEE JOHN WITH HER JAW AROUND JOANS HEAD, AND GO BERSERK. YOU FAGGOTS KILLED JOHN
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:28 No.3694895
    >>3694890
    John's eating the severed hand from a while back, from just before we met Dad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:28 No.3694896
    Grandfather, it's trying to eat us!! HELP!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:29 No.3694897
    >>3694844
    Snidly ask John to use her sketch book to see if she can come up with a better plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:29 No.3694898
    >>3694893
    BAD ENDING
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:29 No.3694902
    >>3694893
    SHE'LL BE OKAY WE CAN FIX THIS SHUTUP
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:30 No.3694910
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>3694864
    >>3694897
    These two.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:30 No.3694912
    Attack John. This is sexual assault on a minor.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:31 No.3694923
    >>3694912
    AUGH!

    No it's not you goddamn troll. It's STOPSAYINGWORDS.JPG
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:32 No.3694934
    >>3694910
    we have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:33 No.3694936
    >>3694896
    >>3694912
    I think it's time to say goodbye to John.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:34 No.3694941
    >>3694844
    That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:35 No.3694950
    >>3694936
    >>3694912
    Samefag.

    You always try to kill john, cut it out already.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:37 No.3694965
    >>3694879
    >>3694879
    >>3694879
    FUUUUUUCK KILL IT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:37 No.3694968
         File :1234481865.jpg-(45 KB, 517x369, StopSayingWords.jpg)
    45 KB
    For those of you that apparently haven't seen this before.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:39 No.3694976
         File :1234481960.jpg-(172 KB, 560x792, nice_big_cup_of_stfu.jpg)
    172 KB
    >>3694965
    >>3694936
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:40 No.3694986
    >>3694910
    Thank you for rolling, and thank you for rolling a motherfucking 19.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:42 No.3695004
         File :1234482151.png-(24 KB, 350x350, 7030.png)
    24 KB
    John quickly draws you some pictures with a clear message: John will go "hide" in your bed and will later demand compensation for the humiliation of YOUR plan. John also draws some pictures apparently featuring yourself, but with curious modifications that you find quite insulting.

    You go out to meet your grandparents and encounter grandma carrying barrels towards the house.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:43 No.3695009
    >>3695004
    Ask grandma if they're real.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:44 No.3695013
    rolled 5 = 5

    Tell grandma about John's plan. Check the barrels.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:44 No.3695019
         File :1234482274.png-(25 KB, 350x350, 7031.png)
    25 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:45 No.3695025
    >>3695004
    Alright, sounds fair. Mentally prepare yourself to perform a private strip show for John and then fun sexytime later.

    Say "Hi, Grandma!"
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)18:45 No.3695030
    >>3695019
    ..SHIT WATCH OUT JOAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:45 No.3695033
         File :1234482330.gif-(4 KB, 406x342, ...8C.gif)
    4 KB
    >>3695019
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:46 No.3695041
    >>3695019
    OH GOD NO!

    Okay, first, two things:

    Do we have strength to lift the barrel

    And

    Can we see what humiliating things John drew?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:47 No.3695050
    >>3695041
    Yes.

    Let's remember the drawings John drew and what they were like and if we won't get crushed catch the barrel.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:47 No.3695051
    >>3695019
    Joan's power is to cause failure in her immediate vicinity.

    This also effects her, which is why she's such a failure.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:47 No.3695052
    >>3695019
    DIVE! CATCH THE BARREL WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRL ARMS!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:47 No.3695054
         File :1234482462.png-(16 KB, 350x350, 7032.png)
    16 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:47 No.3695057
    >>3695050
    >Let's remember the drawings John drew and what they were like and if we won't get crushed catch the barrel.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:48 No.3695067
    >>3695054
    ...

    Whimper in sheer terror.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:48 No.3695071
    >>3695054
    OH GOD.

    RUN.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:50 No.3695085
    >>3695054
    Judge grandma's reaction.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:50 No.3695090
         File :1234482641.png-(16 KB, 350x350, 7033.png)
    16 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:50 No.3695092
    >>3695054
    Sit back and watch events unfold, since you had no part in them.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)18:52 No.3695103
         File :1234482760.png-(18 KB, 350x350, 7034.png)
    18 KB
    You are not entirely sure if you can make a friend of horror.
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)18:53 No.3695109
    >>3695090
    It was nice knowing Joan.

    Oh well. At least she died young and beautiful. And without panties.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:53 No.3695113
    What was in the barrel? Beer?
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/12/09(Thu)18:54 No.3695116
         File :1234482849.gif-(1.07 MB, 250x187, 1233803591051.gif)
    1.07 MB
    >>3695103
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:54 No.3695118
    >>3695092
    Back against the wall.

    Remember your door. Is the door to your room sturdy enough to hold back a dorf?

    Actually, bad idea. Is there a closet with a sturdy door you can hide in, after making sure John locked the door to your room?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:55 No.3695134
    OH GOD

    Run back into your room, tell John ale has been spilled. Escape through the window and watch chaos from afar.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:56 No.3695141
         File :1234483001.png-(58 KB, 600x600, Blankawesome.png)
    58 KB
    >>3695103
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:57 No.3695144
    >>3695134
    Best plan so far, this doesn't look like there'll be a good end.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:58 No.3695155
    >>3695134
    >>3695144
    No no no no no no no no no!

    John's pissed at us, not a good idea to go to our room right now, and even worse idea to lead grandparents to her!

    Wait and see what happens while mentally prepared to bolt for the nearest exit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:58 No.3695164
    >>3695155
    Nearest exit being Joan's room.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)18:59 No.3695174
    TPKTPKTPK
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:01 No.3695201
    >>3695155
    This.

    Be prepared to run for John, but don't do so just yet.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:02 No.3695209
         File :1234483334.png-(31 KB, 350x350, 7035.png)
    31 KB
    "BY THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN OF MY ENEMIES, THIS IS THE SECOND BARREL TODAY!"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:02 No.3695210
    Ask Barbarian Grandfather to comfort Grandma.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:03 No.3695221
    >>3695209
    Watch in terror.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:04 No.3695240
    DRINK THE ALE OFF OF THE GROUND!
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:05 No.3695257
    >>3695209
    Wait.

    It is her own damn fault she spilled it. She should have settled for two at a time, but she had to be FANCY.

    Shouldn't she have torn her own head off in her anger at herself?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:06 No.3695264
    >>3695257
    What the fuck are you on?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:07 No.3695282
    >>3695209
    Hey SDF, can we go get the mug?
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 02/12/09(Thu)19:08 No.3695291
    >>3695103
    LIBERATE
    TUTAME
    EX
    INFERIS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:11 No.3695313
    >>3695209
    Urist Alebeard, Grandmother canceled store item: job item misplaced.
    Urist Alebeard, Grandmother, is tantruming!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:12 No.3695325
         File :1234483958.png-(34 KB, 350x350, 7036.png)
    34 KB
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:13 No.3695329
         File :1234483990.jpg-(11 KB, 225x275, 1232329826462.jpg)
    11 KB
    >>3695264
    AIR, my friend.

    Just air.

    This are rocks.

    You need to try this air.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:14 No.3695340
    >>3695325
    Remind grandma of how much you love her and the fun times you've all had together in the hopes that it calms her down.
    If that fails, abandon house.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:15 No.3695348
    >>3695325
    So this is how Grandma and Granpa work.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:17 No.3695362
         File :1234484237.png-(17 KB, 350x350, 7037.png)
    17 KB
    "Geez, dad, you're always too soft with her!"
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:18 No.3695376
    >>3695362
    ...OH GOD DID OUR MOM KILL OUR GRANDMA?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:18 No.3695378
    >>3695209
    I think she's mad at herself.
    Let grandpa calm her down/restrain her 'till the thrashings end. He's probably got experience with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:20 No.3695403
    >>3695362
    Mommy just decked grandmommy in the face.
    Ask if mommy would ever hit us like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:20 No.3695404
    >>3695376
    Nah, Dorfs are tough.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:22 No.3695421
    >>3695403
    If she does, we'll probably explode into a fine red mist.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:23 No.3695434
         File :1234484607.png-(30 KB, 350x350, 7038.png)
    30 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:24 No.3695447
    Okay Joan, this next step might sound very hard, but it's for your own good.

    Rewrite your genetic code.

    Become not-related to these people.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:24 No.3695449
    wow, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:25 No.3695457
    how shitty the i've looked forward twice figure out how to aren't just macfags and linfags trying to apache! f22a raptor zig sup guys i ranks that give in the morng i thought do you mean hair on his hypocrisy is what won't
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:25 No.3695462
    >>3695449
    I think Grandma just said Hi to her little girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3695465
    Issue a mandate banning unauthorized fighting.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3695466
    >>3695449

    Grandma is smiling. She's a Dorf, fights are all good fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3695467
         File :1234484779.png-(29 KB, 336x336, awesome.png)
    29 KB
    >>3695449
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:26 No.3695472
    >>3695434
    BACK THE FUCK AWAY AND HAVE NO PART OF THIS.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:27 No.3695481
    >>3695434
    Life out on the road with John is probably safer than this.
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/12/09(Thu)19:28 No.3695490
    SDF is the best drawfag ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:28 No.3695500
    Looks like we've hit autosage.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:29 No.3695507
    >>3695490
    Yes.

    Well, actually, let's not go into this because B& has made more shit than any other drawfag ever but goddamn SDF we love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:29 No.3695509
    >>3695500
    What, afraid of a little water?

    Ride the submarine, gentlemen. DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:32 No.3695537
         File :1234485150.png-(31 KB, 350x350, 7039.png)
    31 KB
    "They always get along well. I never had to worry about them when I went on business trips."
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:33 No.3695543
    OH GOD, RUN JOAN RUN.

    YOU CAUGHT THE SHORT END OF THE GENETIC STICK. YOU CAN'T DO SHIT FOR SHIT.

    Well.. stay as long as there is still enough booze left to turn yourself into a drunken whore.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:34 No.3695556
    >>3693072
    i'll start the fire. better yet the sun has it already.
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:34 No.3695568
    OH fuck.. first reply. Didn't intend that. It was a joke response.

    Joan can't run more than five feet anyway. Ignore me.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:35 No.3695575
    >>3695537
    Ask Grandpa "How are things?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3695589
    I think grandparents might like John.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:36 No.3695591
    >>3695537
    Ask Grandpa what his opinion on Sergals is.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:37 No.3695603
    >>3695575
    Also ask why we're so weak.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:38 No.3695606
    Maybe.

    Still, let's be careful about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:39 No.3695625
    When do we get to meet John's grandparents?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:40 No.3695635
    This reminds me of that family from Police Academy who were always beating on each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:41 No.3695643
         File :1234485663.jpg-(10 KB, 251x200, facepalm marine.jpg)
    10 KB
    >>3695625
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:41 No.3695653
    So, one is a viking the other is a dwarf, that makes our mother a viking with half-dwarven template...And what information we have on our fater?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:42 No.3695662
    >>3695653
    Hitler-scientist.

    We can assume he's a pathetically weak guy that's only strength was his mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:42 No.3695665
    >>3695653

    A weak human electronics engineer who looks like Hitler and has pedobear tendancies.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:44 No.3695687
    >>3695575
    >>3695591
    >>3695603
    Ask Grandpa how he's doing.

    Ask him why we're/she/I am/whatever so weak.

    Ask him what he thinks about Sergals.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:44 No.3695688
    Oh man, and I was hoping to catch some sleep tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:45 No.3695694
    >>3695687
    This.
    >> 02/12/09(Thu)19:45 No.3695700
    >>3695662
    And we have neither strength of mind nor body.

    YAY.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:46 No.3695701
    >>3695688
    Welcome to my world. I have an 8:30AM class so I wind up getting 2 hours to sleep thanks to 4chan.

    Of course, I'm an amerifag so I'm up way later than this all the time, it's 6:45PM (18:45) here.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:46 No.3695706
    >>3695700
    Yeah. Maybe Grandpa has some tips for us though.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)19:46 No.3695708
         File :1234485998.png-(36 KB, 350x350, 7040.png)
    36 KB
    >>"How are things?"
    "Good, good. Although the summer's been a bit irritating with all the bugs; gnats, flies, assassins and tax collectors. It's hard to get a good night's sleep when one has to get up in the middle of the night to swat his insects before him. I tried flypaper, but my beard got stuck on it so I killed the manager of the flypaper-factory and made a cup of his skull. At this age I need my sleep, so it's a bit of a nuisance."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:47 No.3695714
    Hmm, so we have only inherited the boobs of strenght? And some intelligence...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:47 No.3695717
    >>3695708
    !!!

    Whisper sharply for John to get back in the bedroom Grandpa will kill her!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:48 No.3695725
    >>3695708
    ...Figure out what John is running from/for
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:48 No.3695727
    >>3695708

    Uh oh. We need a leash.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:48 No.3695733
    >>3695708
    Ask grandpa if he's Odin. Or Thor.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:49 No.3695737
    >>3695708
    Ask if him if there's any big lifelong goal he hasn't acheived yet that he's close to.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:50 No.3695750
    Oh shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:52 No.3695759
    >>3695727

    John thought the HAMPER was humiliating. There's no way she's wearing a leash.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:53 No.3695776
    >>3695759
    Well, at least she's house-trained.... Or... I at least hope so.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:54 No.3695781
    Uh, guys, we're on page 5 and autosaging
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:55 No.3695794
    >>3695776
    John's not a pet, and if anything, she's the one in control of the relationship. We're the ones that can't stop her from doing shit if she puts her mind to it.

    It's really better to stay on her good side, for one because she holds the power in a way, for two for emotional reasons.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)19:57 No.3695819
    >>3695794
    Worded a little funny but yeah. John's only real friend and possible lover depending on how you look at things.

    Grandpa might fit but John is closer to Joan's level, and with all they've been through, Joan and John can definitely be considered friends.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:00 No.3695848
         File :1234486849.png-(31 KB, 350x350, 7041.png)
    31 KB
    >>Whisper sharply for John
    John is outside the range of your whisper.
    >>...Figure out what John is running from/for
    From the corner of your eye you can see John heading for the ship.
    >>Ask grandpa if he's Odin. Or Thor.
    "No, I'm Harald Small-Axe and my father was Olaf the Berserk."
    >>Ask if him if there's any big lifelong goal he hasn't acheived yet that he's close to.
    "Well, I've driven my enemies before me and heard the lamentations of their women, so there are no big goals left. I even got back at Erik Stupidhead a long time ago."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:02 No.3695864
    >>3695848
    Excuse yourself and follow John.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:02 No.3695868
    >>3695819
    lover may not exactly be appropriate, but i think it covers most everything. definitely seconding not pissing john off
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:02 No.3695869
    >>3695848
    >Well, I've driven my enemies before me and heard the lamentations of their women
    Ask him if he solved the Riddle of Steel
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:05 No.3695912
    >>3695869
    Seconding this
    >> Totallynotsamefag !!PwrhihocaUN 02/12/09(Thu)20:05 No.3695914
    >>3695848
    Ask for tips to make Joan stronger.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:10 No.3695973
         File :1234487442.png-(21 KB, 350x350, 7042.png)
    21 KB
    >>Ask him if he solved the Riddle of Steel
    "The true strenght of steel is in the hand that..."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:10 No.3695975
    >>3695864
    This.

    Why couldn't she have just stayed in the room?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:11 No.3695983
    >>3695973
    BAD END incoming...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:12 No.3695992
    >>3695973
    Get between grandpa and John. Quick.

    Not that it'll do any good.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:12 No.3695994
    >>3695973
    OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

    Shout "JOHN! WAIT!" and explain to Grandpa that he's a friend!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:13 No.3696004
    >>3695992
    >>3695994
    BOTH OF THESE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:14 No.3696011
    >>3695992
    >>3695994
    YES YES BOTH OF THESE GET BETWEEN JOHN AND DAD WHILE SHOUTING SHE'S A FRIEND!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:14 No.3696019
    >>3696011
    SPECIFY!

    THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND! SHOUT THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:15 No.3696022
    >>3696011
    this is the appropriate action! also, attempt to stop John!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:15 No.3696024
    >>3695992
    >>3695994
    >>3696004
    >>3696011
    >>3696019
    Get between Grandpa and John

    Shout that the sergal is a friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:16 No.3696032
    >>3696022
    Too many things at once will cause a CRITICAL STOPPING FAILURE.

    Just get between them and shout that the sergal is a friend.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:16 No.3696034
         File :1234487797.png-(25 KB, 350x350, 7043.png)
    25 KB
    "..."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:17 No.3696040
         File :1234487829.png-(64 KB, 350x350, Dorfs vs Sergals 2.png)
    64 KB
    ...What happened to John fearing the dorfs?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:17 No.3696045
    >>3696034
    GET BETWEEN GRANDPA AND JOHN

    SHOUT THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3696049
    >>3696034
    Beg for mercy, ask dad to spare John!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3696051
    >>3696040
    Beer > Fear.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3696053
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >>3696045
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3696058
         File :1234487914.png-(26 KB, 350x350, 7044.png)
    26 KB
    "...Meow?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:18 No.3696063
    >>3696049
    It's Grandpa, not Dad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3696066
    >>3696034
    Tell grandpa that you're her best friend and all that she has left.

    It's so tempting to insert a Hulk Hogan line with the grandfather's pose.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3696069
    John is stupider than i thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3696071
    >>3696058
    ...What?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:19 No.3696073
    >>3696058
    "Actually its our new doggie."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3696078
    >>3696066
    LISSEN UP BROTHERRR
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3696084
    >>3696063
    i know, i was in a hurry and misspoke
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:20 No.3696085
    >>3696069
    It makes no sense, wasn't John scared shitless by Mom and the thought of her grandparents?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:22 No.3696099
    >>3696058
    I am beginning to think John has the powers of Chicken Boo.

    Everyone things she's some kind of harmless animal instead of a sergal, which is a bit of a reverse chicken boo.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:22 No.3696103
         File :1234488169.png-(19 KB, 350x350, 7045.png)
    19 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:24 No.3696119
    >>3696103
    "Grandma, Grandpa, this is John, she's my friend."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:26 No.3696145
    >>3696103
    Ohshit, through yourself around Johns neck to protect her, beg for forgiveness
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3696152
    >>3696119
    >"Grandma, Grandpa, This is John, she's my friend."

    Hug John around the neck.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:27 No.3696160
         File :1234488471.png-(27 KB, 350x350, 7046.png)
    27 KB
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:28 No.3696164
    >>3696119
    >>3696145
    >>3696152
    Yeeees! This!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:28 No.3696174
    >>3696160
    >"Grandma, Grandpa, This is John, she's my friend."

    >Hug John around the neck.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:29 No.3696188
    this thread is autosaging hard. you might want to make a new one, mr double faggot, sir.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:30 No.3696189
         File :1234488606.png-(20 KB, 350x350, 7047.png)
    20 KB
    You are being ignored!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:30 No.3696197
    It has been 4 posts since Anon has had a say in anything.

    We're approaching Railroad territory fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3696205
    >>3696145
    throw, sorry
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3696206
    >>3696189
    Shout "This one is a friend!" and get between Grandma and John!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:31 No.3696213
    >>3696189
    ATTACK GRANDMA

    IT'S THE ONLY WAY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:32 No.3696215
    >>3696189
    GET BETWEEN JOHN AND GRANDMA

    SHOUT "THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:32 No.3696218
    >>3696206
    plus, hug john, nothing like physical proof
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:32 No.3696225
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696215
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >>3696206
    >GET BETWEEN JOHN AND GRANDMA

    >SHOUT "THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:33 No.3696227
    >>3696197
    It's a cutscene you fucking faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:35 No.3696256
    IF WE GET BETWEEN THEM WE CANNOT BE IGNORED

    GET BETWEEN THEM AND SHOUT THAT THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:37 No.3696272
         File :1234489054.png-(21 KB, 350x350, 7048.png)
    21 KB
    You tremble with horror as you notice that this is the last post in the thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:39 No.3696293
    >>3696272
    No it's not.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:40 No.3696309
    >>3696272
    OH COME ON!

    gET BETWEEN THEM! SHOUT THAT THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:41 No.3696311
    >>3696293
    The last questpost in the thread, you triple-negro!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:41 No.3696318
    >>3696272
    Oh come on, don't leave us with yet another cliffhanger.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:42 No.3696322
    >>3696311
    Well since you're done, can we A) get some descriptions of the character's colors and B) see that 34 you referenced the other day?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:45 No.3696348
    >>3696318
    >>3696322
    >>don't leave us with yet another cliffhanger
    >>since you're done
    OR AM I?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:45 No.3696350
    >>3696311
    SDF, can you save the response of "GET BETWEEN THEM, SHOUT THAT THE SERGAL IS A FRIEND" for the first post of the next thread? It got posted as the response like 50 times for the last cutscene thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:46 No.3696357
         File :1234489599.png-(19 KB, 350x350, sergal sad.png)
    19 KB
    >>3696348
    Y-You're not done?

    You're not just teasing us?

    R-Really?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:47 No.3696373
    >>3696160
    What is that? Some kind of dwarven beer preserved meat?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:49 No.3696384
    >>3696373
    Bologna.

    They pillaged it from the Oscar-Meyer elves.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:52 No.3696411
    >>3696348
    ...So you're not done for the night?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:52 No.3696418
    >B) see that 34 you referenced the other day?

    What.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)20:54 No.3696434
    >>3696418
    He drew some 34 the other day but refuses to show it in fear he'll be banned.

    SDF, they had horse on centaur porn in here the other day and they didn't get banned, don't worry.

    Besides, the thread is already autosaging.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 02/12/09(Thu)20:58 No.3696458
    BEHOLD! >>3696456
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)21:00 No.3696478
    >>3696434
    there is currently a full-on furry thread with over 100 posts going on that hasn't been band, i think you'll be fine SDF
    >> Anonymous 02/12/09(Thu)21:07 No.3696540
    >>3696478
    He's just yanking your chain, man, if he was really worried about it he'd post them on imageshack.



    Delete Post [File Only]
    Password
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]