You know what time it is /tg/Co-op Oregon Trail!
FOUR! FOUR!
I move and shoot.
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3
ONE ONE ONE YOU MOTHERFUCKERSEVERYTHING ELSE IS SURE RUIN
>>3694524
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1, fuck yeah money.
>>3694550>>3694553I require consensus /tg/
3, God will be on our side.
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>>36945421. Money, money, money.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO /TG/GRANDFATHER CLOCKS AND A HAT ONLY
3! Threee!
BULLETSNOTHING BUT BULLETS
>>36945531 it is!I'll let names go for a few minutes or until a good one appears. There will be 5 names total...
I say 4.
>>3694574Axebeard Beard-axe
>>3694574Bloodaxe Beardblood
>>3694574FOUR FOUR
John Johnson
Axbeard Beardax
daemonette
>>3694574Urist McHammerfist
Johnbeard Axeson
>>3694581>>3694584Beard-mind?Names are 9 characters max...Potential namesBloodaxeAxebeard
>>3694581>>3694584>>3694590dorfmind
>>3694574Buffalo McShotgun
Jedidiah
Waaaaaagh
>>3694606wait, I SAID FOUR!
>>3694574Beardbeard McAxebeardsteel
>>3694606Any combination of mountain, iron, beer, beard, axe, hammer etc. and beard is fine, really.
Edward.
Aight /tg/Hows this for a partyJohnbeardAxebeardBloodaxeMcBloodaxeSteelaxe
>>3694651Acceptable
>>3694651I approve.
>>3694651Super.
FORD ITFORD ITFORD IT !!!!
>>3694651McBloodaxe is 10 characters
>>36946871
>>3694651Very fine!
>>3694687July of course
>>3694687It's wellknown that June is the best month to start projects
1's have it, leaving in May
rolled 2 = 2>>3694687LET THE DICE DECIDE.
>>3694574Bloodington Beard
>>36947088 grandfather clocks
>>3694708BULLETSBLOW IT ALL ON BULLETS
>>3694708ROPE. MOTHER FUCKING ROPE.AND GUNS. LOTS OF GUNS
>>3694716Matt's General Store has no Grandfather Clocks in stock. This isn't some fancy oregon trail. This is the old school.
BE A REAL FA/TG/UY, ALL FOOD
You, uh. Missed. >>3694714
>>3694687March March March
>>3694716THIS
>>3694708GUNSBULLETSMOAR DAKKA
Buy 2 of everything.
Alright, moving things along...
NO GUNS OR BULLETSWHISKY AND BACON ONLY
>>369475230 yokes
>>3694752OVER NINE THOUSAND
>>36947526
this will end well
SARAH HAS DYSENTERYSARAH NO LONGER HAS DYSENTERY SARAH DIED OF DYSENTERY
>>3694752ONLY 40? SPENT ALL MONEY ON YOKESBREAK GAME
>>3694765
IS IT TOO LATE TO FORD?FORD IT MOTHERFUCKER.
>>3694799Fuck you , Matt. We can hunt for food instead of paying your OUTRAGEOUS PRICES!
1111
rolled 260 = 260>>3694799wait, left a 0 outrollan for how much food we going to take
>>3694812I am an ATROCIOUS hunter in this version, but we can try...
>>3694823Yes. We will live on what we kill. Like Canadians.
>>3694823YOU DON'T NEED TO HUNT.ONLY FORD.EAT THE WEAK.
Cmon /tg/ - how many pounds of food?
>>36948611111
>>3694861Seriously? 1000.
>>36948611k, like Matt suggests.
>>3694861Why don't you just come up with some amount you're comfortable with if none of /tg/'s suggestions appeal to you?
K - 1111 pounds, some real fatguys on this wagon...
>>3694878Not like we're going to need clothes really. We'll travel west and live free and naked.
Go with the recommended amount.
FORD IT !
>>369487820
>>3694889Seconded
>>3694884 I will have nightmares imagining 5 fa/tg/uys traveling naked together...Buying 20 pairs of clothes...
>>3694909100 LEAD BOXES
>>3694909300
>>3694909200 boxes
>>36949091d4 x 100
>>3694914NAY, 500 BOXES
rolled 213 = 213>>3694909
>boxesMade of metal, per chance?
Max is 99 boxes!
>>36949408 OF EACH
>>36949404
>>3694940Looks like we can afford 239 wheels so buy that
>>369494010 of each
>>3694944We can actually only carry 3 of each, so I will just buy max
>>3694947sure why not
Goddamn this game easy as a banker.
>>3694914Cowards, fools, etc...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysentery
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>>36949791 x next 10 screens
Screw it, kill animals with rocks (200)
Change pace, krank that som bitch up.
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Pace cranked up. Continuing till interruptions!
Ford it, Ford it
>>3695045FORD
it's fordin' time
>>3695045FORD IT
1111111111111111
>>3695056who says 2?
FORDING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
>>3695069stop being a pansy, we must FORD
FORD LIKE THE FORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH FORD
OSHIT!
>>3695086good thing we brought 20 sets of clothing and 12 oxen
BLOODAXENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3695086NOOOO BLOODAXE!
>>3695086We are off to an excellent start, gentlemen!
>>3695086BLOODAXE AND STEELAXE. NEVAR FORDGET
>>3695086Well that takes care of that. No worries, Bloodaxe and Steelaxe were useless gits anyway.
>>3695105I lold. Unless instructed otherwise I will just continue to the next landmark...
>>3695115SCREW THAT, HUNTTAN TIME
whew, i cant stop laughing.
>>3695122YEAR. I can't WAIT to see "You have killed 2000 lbs worth of food. You can carry 500 lbs."Or however that goes.
Damnit, too late for Beardbeard McBeardbeard
>>3695122No we have 1111 food for 3 peopleNo need to hunt, find us another river to ford rather
We lost an oxen to injury, but I herp de derped it as a new thread, not a reply. Next river!
>>3695133This. Save ammo for Indian attacks.
>>3695145nah why would we want to look around?
>>3695145FORD IT
>>3695153Agreed. We all know what to do.
Ford it, it's what Bloodaxe and Steelaxe would have wanted.
There is only one option.
How the fuck can you run this thing on a current generation computer?
Sorry for the delay, the wagon driver had to drop a deuce.
>>3695145FORD THAT SHIT, PUSSY
>>3695177DON'T ASK, JUST FORD
>>3695177FORD FORD FORDFORD FORD FORD
5 1/2 feet is EASILY fordable.
>>3695173second the tripfag's question, along with "is it on /rs/?"
HOLYSHIT!
FORD
>>3695205McBLOODAXE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>3695205Man what. We are down to 1 dorf.
>>3695205AXEBEARD? MCBLOODAX?CURSE YOU BIG BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Johnbeard, its all on you now!
AXEBEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The only explanation I can find for why we lose so many people in rivers is because, since they have dwarf names, they are short, easier to drown and vulnerable to small river fish...
>>3695205
>>3695205and then there was one.
JUST AS PLANNED
We are only 217 miles in and are almost doomed!
Damn these rivers are unforgiving.There must be carp in them for our dorfs to be dying so quickly.
>>3695265Pull yourself together, man! What we have here is an epic victory in the making.
WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT FORDING A 7' DEEP 650 FT WIDE RIVER IS NOT A GOOD IDEA?
y/n
>>3695297n
>>3695293>4chan>logical answers
>>3695297Y.Because on the tombstone will be HIS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3695297Do you even need to ask? LOOK CLOSER THE FUCK OUT OF THAT GRAVESITE.
>>3695297Yesssssss
>>3695316lolwut
>>3695316Ahahahha.CONTINUE.
Andy andy andy.... That was the longest night of his life
>>3695332Oh god. CONTINUE!
Nice things!
Use noko OP. This is the second time you've made a new thread.
>>3695343MORE BULLETS MORE DAKKA
>>3695343Now we can hunt!
>>3695360No we can't, there's good things ahead
http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
>>3695364Like what? A fucking town called "oregon"? FUCK THAT SHIT
>>3695350Mmm - I am tired and sick... Similar to MeaselsKinda like JOHNBEARD!
>>3695382walk it off.
>>3695382He'll be fine, he's made it this far.
>>3695407We only have one guy left, we didnt need that ox. Press that space bar and don't look back.
>>3695417don't need that shitproceed with the trail
>>3695417Man, if only the rest of the guys had lived to see this...
>>3695417MORE LIKE PENIS ROCK. GET IT? CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.HAHAHAHAHA.okay, let's move on
FORD THE DISC!
Sigh... fucked up the reply. Yay! Fort Laramie! Continuing!
>>3695320It was all he wanted on his tombstone...
Yay! Nothing horrible happened!
>>3695456You have failed to ford the disk.You have lost:1 ox2 sets of clothes31 pounds of foodJohnbeard(did not save)
You can make it beardie!
>>3695456>>3695485I lold again.
>>3695504Johnbeard, stop mucking about.
Johnbeard is doomed.
Yay!
Saging, continuing in a new thread>>3695544
what is this i don't even
bumping for the epic tale of JohnBeard