Now might be a good time to tell him about the Elf Forest.

>>3717155

Furious George is back too!?

Alright, cultist-chan, this is Xom speaking, wood.

WOOD.

LIVING WOOD.

USE IT CREATIVELY.

>>3717172
Cultist is an indirect PC.

>>3717155
stay with the party for now, but BUY A CROSSBOW.

Lily: if you can pay attention to archives and the like, let Aldwin know about the fact that Beardbeard is insane, but loyal enough to raise fallen comrades, even if he himself murdered them.

>>3717183
I can't read the archives, but I can totally tell him what you tell me. I'll watch Aldwin's back, this Beardbeard sounds like bad news.

>>3717172

WOOD?

Livi-YOU FUCKING.

Wait.

Wait.

That has the potential to be either VERY AWESOME or VERY HORRIBLE.

Off we go?

Why is Furious George back? Last time I saw him he was in the trash!

Buy Lily a tiny viking helmet. Combined with the neckbeard Beardbeard will be nicer to her.

Also, she has no combat power. She'll need the protection.

Buy a light crossbow - Rouges don't use heavy ones. Aldwin needs to focus on movement.

>>3717199
Please do, because he is.

>>3717166
"Oh, also, this enchanted grove is in the Elf Forest."
>In the Elf Forest
>Elf Forest
>Elf

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLVES

>>3717199

No.

No.

Beardbeard is awesome.

So awesome that people around him die because DEATH BOUNCES OFF OF HIM, AND KILLS HIS ACQUAINTANCES.

If we live, and beardbeard bothers to ressurect us, we are okay, and should take some levels in Perform:Epic Storytelling.

>>3717172
Hey. Stop that.

>>3717227
I know how you dwarves feel about elves, but all you need to do is walk in, chop down a lot of trees and walk out.

Should be a piece of cake, and if we're lucky we won't come across any elves!

>>3717227

I wasn't aware Lily was dorf sized.

DELICIOUS ALCOHOL.

I second the notion of buying Lily some sort of adorable piece of armor. SHE NEEDS ACCESSORIES.

>>3717229
Beardbeard is chaotic evil with zero dots of logic. It doesn't matter how awesome he is, Aldwin needs to stay ready to get away at any moment.

>>3717227
This would be one of those moments. Be ready to run, grabbing Lily, if he does something insane and/or hostile.

>>3717247
Someone agrees with me! Since her head is the largest part of her, I suggest a helmet. Viking helmet. Horns add like 10 to your AC.

>>3717227

Quick, roll for bullshit and say that the wood we're going after isn't elven itself!

>>3717240

No, goddamnit. Personality 3, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

>>3717261
lol, reading this I imagined her putting the helmet on... then slowly tipping over and falling face first.

>>3717261
>>3717247
Lily doesn't need AC, she needs to be incorporeal at will. If it comes with something cuter, well, so much the better.

>>3717275
Even though it was my suggestion, that made my lol.

>>3717247
>>3717219
Crossbow and helmet purchased! 20 bolts thrown in for free! 60 Gold lost.

>>3717288
SIEG HEIL

>>3717288
Start shooting random things. Preferably people.

Also so nice of you to use my demotivator in the last thread, Gnome!

>>3717288
Okay, I didn't think of WWI German helmet. You win, that IS better.

...Wait. Does Aldwin even know how to USE a crossbow?

Okay, we have gear, let's get out of town and towards that soon-to-be-deforested grove.

>>3717293
Do not shoot random people on the way.

>>3717299
Rogues have light and hand crossbow proficiencies, so probably.

>>3717291
That's WWII. Those helmets are WWI.

>>3717288
holy crap that helmet is awesome. i D'awwwwwed.
Aldwin: We should find out if the rest of the party is ready to leave. Also, since we have so many decks of summoning, deck peek all of em, and deck mark/deck stack the ideal one for a SHTF situation.

Beardbeard: get ready for elf hunting, get a barrel of ale; those elves don't know how to make booze, just sissy fruit juice.

Lily: just as something to do consistantly, try to remember to keep an eye out for people for Aldwin to steal from. He still needs reminders: he actually paid for the helmet and crossbow, for example. also, see if you can find some poison to up Aldwin's chances of crossbow success. Since he's a wimp, i suggest oil of taggit or drow sleeping poison.

>>3717179
Speaking of indirect PCs...Beardbeard? We control him at all right now?

>>3717308
>Do not shoot random people on the way.

Aldwin is not a chaotic asshole like Beardbeard. Shoot inanimate objects instead, for practice.

DO NOT DECK PEEK ENOUGH TO ANGER NEMELEX.

NEMELEX DOESNT LIKE FAGS

>>3717352
brah, we just sacrificed 8k gold to him. aldwin an' nemelex be broski-close.

>>3717308
Onward to the Elven Forest! And yes, Aldwin can shot crossbow.

QUEST INITIATED, STRIKE A POSE!

>>3717365
Trickster Gods don't really care how much gold you gave him - if you mess up, you incur the wrath anyway.

Deck peek a little and see if you got anything GOOD.

>>3717365
Even if that's true, why do anything which could endanger it? There's really no need to peek EVERY deck. Two or three should be enough; it's not like we're going to be jumping at the chance to use our consumable resources.

>>3717376
the day before, we completely emptied out a deck without looking at anything in it. happy now?

>>3717328
>>3717352
>>3717365

Since the same boon granted all 7 decks, instead of getting 7 decks of Summoning you gained 1 deck of 54 cards. That's just how it is - Nemelex prefers quantity over quality. No one's quite sure what he does with everything given to him.

The top 2 cards of the Deck of Summoning are The Hive, and The Repulsive.

>>3717335
Beardbeard is an Indirect PC during Aldwin's Turn.

>>3717398
We've used the Repulsive before...not that impressive. The Hive sounds pretty cool, though. Huge amounts of tiny demons?

Anyway, off we go! Yay adventure!

Unless it ends up being Oregon Trail.

>>3717409
Bees. Probably.

Aaaand we're walking....and walking...

>>3717398

Aldwin: scout ahead. sneaking practice is good, and if it's something you can take care of before the rest of the party gets there, you can pocket the goods for yourself.

lily: remind beardbeard that elves don't know how to make anything other than sissy fruit juice, and that he should pick up a barrel of ale for the trip, since aldwin doesn't think like that.

Honestly I have nothing to add. However, I keep thinking about Oregon Trail...

Crap, not Dysentery!

>>3717413
Walking scene!

>>3717398
>Beardbeard is an Indirect PC during Aldwin's Turn.
Somehow, that's much more frightening. He is still the same destructive force we made him, but no longer under our direct control.

>>3717448
de sentry is fine. it's just only lvl 1.

>>3717456
Garrelf IS pretty damn tall. The goatee means he's up to no good.

Random encounter table tiem?

ENOUGH DICKING AROUND, QUEST IS GO!

The grove in question is within the courtyard of the Elven Queen. The tree ahead is the entrance to the Elven Capital City, and for very good reason Dorfs are not allowed.

What to do, /tg/?

>>3717490
Aldwin should do some SNEAKAN. Maybe some TUMBLAN!

Put Lily on top of Beardbeard, cover in clothes = Pull a Calvin & Hobbes! Together they're elf-height.

>>3717490
Well...this is where Beardbeard would do his thing but....

>>3717490
Beardbeard should stay outside. Better keep good relations with them elves if it can get you a nice new leg.

The rest go inside.

>>3717490
did lily manage to get some oil of taggit or drow sleeping poison? if yes, have aldwin shoot the elves to sleep, then go in. if not, summon the hive to distract them while the party goes in.

>>3717502
THIS, but pretend they are human!

Also... the Elves outnumber us A FUCKTON to one, so MAYBE BeardBeard should be kept on a short leash...

>>3717502
Beardbeard won't be able to keep that up for long. He's not the type to keep to a disguise. We're better off dropping him off here. Maybe Cultist, too, if the elves are all anti-orc.

>>3717490
Wait, we only need some of the wood from these trees outside right?

>>3717520
>The grove in question is within the courtyard of the Elven Queen.

>>3717538
Oh.

Well Gnome totally sucks at playing Beardbeard, we should be half way in.

Oh well, run 'sneak_shit.dat'

>>3717520
No, you need wood from MUCH farther in.

>>3717519
>>3717517
>>3717506
>>3717508
For the safety of EVERYONE involved, Beardbeard is left outside.

Unfortunately, even though Cultist wouldn't hurt anyone, she must stay outside the city as well. Damn racist elves.

>>3717556
Get to know Garrelf better. We're going to be working together after all.

>>3717556
And he hasn't flipped out and attempted DEFORESTATION?
Beardbeard is a lot more docile when we aren't telling him to kill everything... Though I hope Aldwin doesn't take too long, we don;t know how long with calm will last.

>>3717549
Aldwin enters undetected... somehow. No one watching would have the faintest clue how he did it - Lily's training has been paying off. He kidnapped Lily through with him.

Garrelf, the damn showboater, just teleports in.

>>3717556
Have Cultist and Beardbeard chat about random stuff to pass time.

Use Garrelf and Aldwin's combined sneaking proficiency to sneak in and get the wood.

>>3717579
Maybe he's sober? As we all know, the more sober a dorf is, the slower they become. Deforestation must require a higher level of drunkenness.

Damn, I was hoping my disguise scheme would be picked, but everyone had to have the common sense to choose the sensible one. Oh well.

>>3717579
Garrelf has a voice of reason - he's been holding Beardbeard in check, now that he's tough enough to stand up to the invincible midget.

>>3717581
Ask for an audience with the Queen.

Tell her 'A friend who has fought with a great evil, gazed upon Satan's face HIMSELF has gotten crippled and needs a peg leg.'

search for the grove we're looking for.
look for elves to steal from on our way there
find an axe, since beardbeard isn't with us to chop down a magic tree for us to turn into his pegleg.
talk with garelf.

>>3717586
>Beardbeard and Cultist
>Talk about Random Stuff

They talk about Xom.

>>3717599
So... he's probably deforesting the area right outside even now?

We'd better hurry.

>>3717614
>They talk about Xom.

Xom is amused!

I still think he's too sober to perform Deforestation. The keg was lost while fording a river (Yes, an Oregon Trail joke).

What is the town like, Gnome? Is it hideously and disgustingly elfy?

>>3717625
>100000 rocks

>>3717611
This plan seems like it relies on our ability to con both the elven royalty and all their counselors long enough for them not to figure out that our friend is a psychotic dwarf cloaked only by our rhetoric. Hardly a sure bet.

Besides, what if the leg has to be custom-fitted?

Do a wacky montage showing Aldwin and Garelf searching for the tree grove.

Alright, I think our best strategy is going to be heavily summoning and distraction related, if we can't make it the whole way undetected.

>>3717647
SECONDING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>3717643
Maybe getting wood from the special trees isn't all that hard; they might just ask for some gold or something else equally minor.

>Evaluate ELVEN SETTLEMENT for looting.

No reason we can't grab ourselves some souvenirs.

issue: no chopping implements

solution: elf guards wandering around with Swords!

>>3717643
Tell him the friend can't move, what with the fact that he has only one leg. We need people to come to him.

>>3717654
taking wood from elves is like taking ale from dorfs. you don't do it while they're still alive, unless you do it while they don't know you're doing it.

>>3717656

They're probably wooden swords.

>>3717666
and I think they'd be especially emo over cutting living trees

>>3717611

They make their way through town easily enough. They come upon the front gates of the Elven Palace, and Aldwin steps forward to say:

"A friend of mine, a great warrior, has been desperately injured, and needs but a branch of the fabled Lifewood. He has gazed upon Satan himself, and rid the world of many a foul beast. I ask an audience with the Queen, that I may make this request of her."

The guards look at each other, and shrug. "Sure, go on in. The Queen was bored today anyway."

>>3717629
Actually its somewhat mundane for an elven village. The people live in houses carved into the bases of giant redwood trees, as expected, but they aren't attempting any of that 80-feet off the ground crap.

The palace itself is made up of a massive combination of what appears to be over 100 trees that grew in the exact same spot and branched out, and were then pruned back into a spherical shape. Reaching the front gates of this 'sphere' took a looooot of walking up a very large staircase.

>>3717666
Shut up Satan.

>>3717685
Thank the guards, while thanking them check and see if there's anything that visibly will be an easy item to pick

>>3717694
wat
;_;

>>3717685
After getting into the place, take a look around. Locate quest item and/or other loot.

>>3717699
>699

9 is 6 upside down.

There are 2 9s

2 upside downs is rightside up.

699 = 666

QUIET SATAN.

>>3717699
>3717666
>666
post number pun

>>3717685
Fucking laid back elves, did we even need to sneak in?

>>3717710
it is too early in the day. my branes are being reduces to mush, but i mus stay and read dorf quest.

>>3717698
>>3717706
Silver Candlestick acquired!

>>3717739
Maybe Lily should carry the loot, on the grounds that even elves probably wouldn't slaughter a small girl caught stealing.

Wonder if Beardbeard would like to drink strawberry wine if we can find any. He's a good man after all and bringing him a drink would probably make a good impression on him.

>>3717739
Anything special or easily identifiable about this candlestick?

>>3717754
>strawberry wine
I think he'd like that slightly more than fermented elf piss

>>3717760
not once we introduce it to mr chisel & hammer!

>>3717760
Its solid silver, and of elven make. Its worth more than a pretty penny.

Aldwin and Garrelf proceed to the throne room! A small elven child waves at them merrily. The room is otherwise empty - the queen must be out.

>>3717780
Be genre savvy: Ask if the child is the queen.

>>3717780
Wave at the girl, ask where the queen is.

>>3717784
Be slightly more genre savvy: Introduce yourself and get the child to do the same.

>>3717784
Lily is genre-savvy, she asks if the child is the queen - Aldwin and Garrelf look at her in shock, if she is right.

>>3717806
I change my answer to this:>>3717803

>>3717784
>>3717803
Lily saw this event coming 4 panels ago.

"I'm Lily, and this is Aldwin and Garrelf. You're the queen, right?" Lily says bluntly.

"Oh my! How observant!" The child-queen responds. "What can I help you with, child?"

She should have been Pink in the last panel too, I botched.

>>3717844
LILY! TELL THE QUEEN THE LIE WE'VE PREPARED.

>A friend who has fought with a great evil, gazed upon Satan's face HIMSELF has gotten crippled and needs a peg leg.

Only make it cute.

>>3717155
I'm still concerned about SKELETON MONKEY in the first picture.

i am far too tired. i will read this on suptg. sorry, gnome, you'll have to ignore someone else's bad suggestions now.

>>3717844
Explain our current Quest.

>>3717855
>Tells story

"How cute!" The child queen replies. "I will give you the Life's Wood if those two will complete a trial for me." She laughs. Her laughter menaces with implied horrible things.

>>3717857
That's been worrying me this entire time.
>>3717870
Hey, leave me out of this!

Say nothing of the mass destruction Beardbeard has committed against nature and the Elven people.

>>3717890
What Trial?

Garrelf, why don't you fuck off for a bit so we can get a surprise attack in if needed.

>>3717890
Oh dear.

Well... agree to it I guess.

>>3717909
Agree to it? Maybe we should hear what it consists of first?

>>3717913
What?
You sound like one of those people who read the entire software license agreement before installing Flash player.

Attempt to persuade her to let you have the wood up front and then assure her you'll complete the quest.

>>3717898
>>3717909
>>3717913
>>3717924

"Those two are sooooo hot. I want to watch them have sex together."

...Being the /d/eviant she is, Lily can't bring herself to disagree.

>>3717936
Thats it.

LIGHT THE DORF SIGNAL!

Use LUST card on self.

You won't remember a thing.

>>3717936
What a perv.

Agree reluctantly. Start enjoying yourself halfway through. Become more than friends.

>>3717936
TELL HER THERE IS NO TIME.

BEARDBEARD, SCOURGE OF ELVES EVERYWHERE IS COMING, HELP OUR FRIEND BY GIVING US THE WOOD OR GARRELF AND I WILL MERELY TELEPORT OUT LEAVING YOU IN RUIN.

But if you give it to us now, we might come back later if we need something in less dire times.

>>3717948
I agree, time to go for the good 'ol SLAUGHTER!

Its pretty small for an Elf Village, and Beardbeard is frothing with pent up rage.

>>3717936
...well, there are worse things, I guess. At least it's not the mutant dwarf.

Just how much Life's Wood are we getting out of this? It seems to me that Beardbeard is reaping the rewards of our discomfort. We should only go through with it if there's enough to make Aldwin and Lily items as well.

>>3717936
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
wait, what were those seduction cards again?

Aldwin: Glance uncomfortably at Garrelf.

>>3717954
HE MAY BE IN THE HALLS THEMSELVES! HE HAS TAKEN LEVELS IN THIEF! HAVE YOUR GUARDS CHECK TO SEE IF ANYTHING OF POSSIBLE VALUE IS MISSING NEAR THE ENTRANCE. WE MUST HURRY.

>>3717936
any chance we can get "having sex together" to involve her in the middle?

Barring that, sex change magics? Illusions? ANYTHING? IDEAS PEOPLE?!?

BEARDBEARD GET IN HERE!

>>3717983
I already said my idea, SUMMON/SIGNAL BEARDBEARD! I'm sick of all these... ELVES!

>>3717983
Panic and start spamdrawing cards like the motherfucking fist of the card star

>>3717962
Betrayal and lust. Lust might make things easier but its not strictly necessary. Betrayal... betray our sexuality? Fuck I don't know.

>>3717983
>any chance we can get "having sex together" to involve her in the middle?

Use card: Lust. That should do it.

>>3717936
Ask her if perhaps there's anything else she would like

>>3717961
The queen promises an entire tree for your... services.

>>3717949
>>3717962
The BETRAYAL card is the top card of the deck. LUST is the second.

>>3717967
Aldwin is very uncomfortable with this.

Made more so by Garrelf not actually being too worried about it.

>>3718000
I'm pretty sure we'd have to use Betrayal first.

...Have sex with Garrelf. Use the lust card!

>>3718004
ALDWIN NO! CULTIST SHOULD BE YOUR FIRST!

>>3718000

This should function appropriately.

Technically, they ARE co-operating together.

Whatever happens, it'll either require some fadetoblack or DEUS EX BEARDBEARD to save them from the perils of elven terrors.

>>3718004
Can we shuffle the deck then peek at the cards?

If not, my Beardbeard bluff still stands.

Does Lily have any thoughts on the matter?

>>3718004
Ask the Queen for something mind-altering to make it easier. Aldwin won't do this so well if he's not high or drunk.

>>3718000
we need to use betrayal first though right? how could that help?

>>3718005
Not if we use that ultimate Nemelex power which allows you to discard all but 5 cards and mark and reorder those 5, I forget the name.

But yeah, use betrayal on the queen first, and see what happens. Or Beardbeard, it's not like it can make him any different.

WOO! TAKE IT OFF, GARRELF! TAKE IT OFF!!

What a sexy being of darkness he is. I wonder if he's single...

>>3718013
ALDWIN IS SAVING HIMSELF FOR HOT ORC PUSSY!

Call the Beardbeard.

Walk out and use BETRAYAL on some random elf. Make sure no one sees you doing this.

Then use LUST on Aldwin.

I strongly believe in that Love can Bloom with Cultist. We cannot have sex with Garrelf. However, I would prefer not to slay the Queen.

>>3718023
You guys are being irrational. For all we know, Aldwin's been sleeping with everything female he's ever managed to get a smile out of.

We should go through with this. Get wildly drunk, lose clothes, fade to black, then accept reward in the morning and never speak of it again.

>>3718025
come on, I know /tg/ is TOTALLY GAY, but Aldwin has Orc Cultist to think about!
She will never love a gay man!

>>3718038
She's a cultist of Xom. I'm sure she'd find him even hotter for it.

>>3718035
ok, THINK about WHO your talkign about.
He was ENTIRELY INCOMPETENT before meeting Lily, and he hasn't had the time SINCE.

>>3718004
Use BETRAYAL to reverse her taste for yaoi-gayness and her general elf royalty princessyiness to a love of gangbangs with random people, and use LUST to get her to get it on with the party.

>>3718038
She might love a straight man who's willing to make awkward sacrifices to help out a devout follower of her god, though!

>>3718040
Incompetent does not imply unattractive any more than competent implies attractive.

>>3718000
>>3718005
>>3718011
Aldwin activates SESSION POWER: HEART OF THE CARDS! This powerful ability lets him look through the top five cards of the deck for any card he wants, and puts the rest on the bottom of the deck.

YOUR CHOICES, YOU MUST USE ONE.
BETRAYAL
LUST
RAGE
PEACE
SLEEP

>>3718048
SLEEP!
Steal Wood.

>>3718048
LUST

>>3718048
RAGE of course

>>3718048
Lust. Definitely Lust.

>>3718048
SLEEP

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>>3718048
Keep LUST: Use on QUEEN. Give her GARELF.

Sleep+Steal Wood+Garrelf's 'Worst Nightmare' skill and then teleport out with the wood. Aldwin and Lily sneak dat shit.

>>3718048
Safest bet is to use lust on self. He might hate himself later, but he will go through with it.

Less safe, use lust on queen.

Um....Aldwin's god is cool with him "getting it on" with the same gender, right? If so, have him imagine his happy place, and get it on with Garrelf.

...I am so going to hell for this.

>>3718052
>>3718061
Sleep seems like a bad idea, the queen needs to allow the harvest first or we end up fighting everyone anyways.

Card selected! Target: QUEEN.

bah, we are a thief, therfore our mission is to aquire obscene wealth, a tree of this wood sounds like enough to be nicely wealthy, perhaps let us aquire some nice enchanted weapons back in town.

use lust on self, get jiggy with it.

>>3718048

Lust yourself out, if your god's cool getting it on with the same gender. There's probably a card that erases select memory anyway. Maybe.

>>3718078
Exactly. If we do anything other than go along, we have a whole elf nation on our hands.

Lust on self if we can stomach it, and on queen if we're more willing to gamble with our lives than our sexuality.

>>3718079

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

>>3718079
BRACE FOR IMPACT

...ACK! what card did we use!?!

>>3718079
Oh fuck, is that lust or sleep?

>>3718079
BigmoneybigmoneybigmoneynowhammySTOP

F5F5F5F5F5.gif

>>3718100
Is that the queen on him?
..Hmm I get the feeling he was the one she really thought was cute. This should be interesting.

>>3718121

Thank god it's lust. Still gonna get weird(er) though.

>>3718121
Offer to satisfy her newfound sexual needs for the wood.

>>3718121
Oooooh dear....

>>3718121
She is going to rape Lily... isn't she?

>>3718121
Lets hope she isn't into loli.

Keep her away from Lily! Take it for the team Aldwin!

>>3718118
>>3718121
Guess I was off, seems lilys hat fell off in the commotion.
No less interesting though.

>>3718127

Failing that, go with her original offer, but invite her to join in.

>>3718134
I'd rather garrelf took this one

>>3718127
This.


Giggity.

>>3718118
That is Aldwin hiding.

The queen dispels her illusion, and forcibly takes Garrelf. Aldwin flees to safety.

>>3718121
Guys. This is the queen, but she's still a little girl. Pedophilia has to be illegal in elfland.

>>3718127
Perfect!

>>3718146
Aha she is not so little. Well this works out fine then :D

>>3718146
Take the tree when she's busy molesting Garrelf.

>>3718064
Victory for me!

>>3718146
Oh sweet lord. I only pray that Beardbeard has not gotten sick of waiting, slaughtered his way in here, and is about to walk in on this... DISGUSTING display of Elf Sex.

We would all be killed by the RAGE.

>>3718146

Oh my, it appears to be RAPE O' CLOCk.

>>3718146
Aldwin and Lily should watch though. For... safety reasons.

Also, what is the duration on this effect? Could be troublesome if she snaps out of it.

>>3718148
I'm pretty sure pedophilia is NOT looked down upon in Elven society.

Cover Lily's eyes.

Grab the wood

Come back just in time to get Garrelf midcoitus.

>>3718163
I shat myself in terror.

>>3718171
Um. This is not a bad result, but it may or may not get her to actually give us QUEST ITEM when she is finished. Any thoughts on what to do in the meantime?

>>3718171
She's pretty strong

Salute Garrelf!

>>3718170
>Also, what is the duration on this effect? Could be troublesome if she snaps out of it.

By the time the card's effects wear off, she'll be naked with Garreld and pretty horny by her own account already: The card was only needed for the trigger.

>>3718182
Garrelf is a stud (for an elf type), so she'll be happy enough I think.

>>3718182
>Any thoughts on what to do in the meantime?

Grab the wood, make a run for it.

>>3718171
Calling it now, shes going to get knocked up.

AUTOSAGIN'!

>>3718213
That would ruin our chances of getting out of this with reputation semi-intact.

>>3718216
I think elves ovulate about once a decade. And they probably don't get horny that often either, she may just thank us for all this.

Aldwin should try to collect on that wood if possible, or at least locate it.

>>3718221
We're chaotic, we don't care about reputation. Also, so is the girl we're trying to impress.

>>I think elves ovulate about once a decade

...assuming no magical assistance, which this probally counts as.

Wait, where is Lily now?

We probably won't need to steal the wood: The queen will probably give it to Garrelf as a reward after this, unless he's a really bad lover.

it would seem they're going to get more "wood" than they had expected

>>3718242 New Thread

>>3718227
What does being chaotic have to do with caring about reputation? It just means that we don't care much about the rules; we can still want to have people think well of us. If anything, a good reputation is the strongest weapon in a chaotic character's arsenal socially, because it lets them do all kinds of shit and have people forgive them for it.

>>3718236
Garrelf may have gotten a new body but he's still part DORF! and therfore has enough stamina to keep the queen happy for the next three days non-stop.

>>3718234
Naw dude, horny =/= fertile
Plus Garrelf isn't a regular elf anymore so they may be incompatible. And even if it did happen, I bet anything there is a morning after spell for that.

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