>>3718242
Does this make GARELF more or less MANLY?
What *is* his currently MANLINESS factor anyway?

I consider this a successfuly completed sidequest.

Time to loot the elves' treasure chambers of anything of value we can carry with us. Artifact weapons, anyone?

Did we get a new leg?

MANLY POSE!

>>3718242
awesomeface.jpg

>>3718242
King of the Elves... King... of the Elves.
DUCK AND COVER! BEARDBERD IS ABOUT TO GO FUCKING CRAZY!

Tell Orc how you did it.

For Kay-ohss

>>3718254
>King: +Manliness
>Elf: -Manliness
Breaks even

>>3718264
ehh, insufficient alcahol.

>>3718270
Matchmaking, Xom approved

>>3718274
lolrandum XD *holds up spork*

>>3718272
Pray that Cultist does not have anymore Chaos Beer.

>>3718264
>>duck
THAT WILL BRING US TO HIS HEIGHT, RUN YOU FOOLS

>>3718271
>Got laid: +Manliness
>Four days of sex pretty much non-stop: ++Manliness

He's manlier now.

This could be a good thing in so many ways. For example, now when it's Beardbeard's turn we can recruit an army of elves. During basic training week everybody must learn to wield an axe, chop down a tree with their axe and make a fake beard of their hair which they will glue to their chin.

ok, back to town, sell off candlestick, BOOZE TIME, check on Demon Arm Growth Progress

>>3718283
And... maybe do something about that last bit, Aldwin still needs BADASS HAT.

>>3718279
Point conceded

>>3718281
Plus we can make (and hopefully control) little wood minions

With beards

Convince Garrelf to give you his crown so you can pawn it for more cards. After all, the Queen probably has a whole vault full of the damn things.

Alternatively convince him to let you borrow it in case you ever need to pass yourself off as royalty.

Oh, sudden insight: Bundle of Sticks = Faggot = Elves

Maths can't lie.

>>3718270
You tell Cultist all about your key role in making all of this work out so nicely.

She tells you you're a very sweet guy, doing something like that for Garrelf. She laughs at you for wussing out on the gay sex though.

>>3718311
D'aawwwww pic.

>>3718281
>an army of elves
fuck that

>>3718279
She was just clinging to him for 4 days, not all of it was sex. They stopped to eat, for example.

mention Booze to Beardbeard

>>3718317
Is elf army still a definite no if we use Xom's power to morph them into some horrible, dysfunctional creatures?

>>3718311

Ah, Beardbeard, a true dwarf through and through.

>>3718322
>They stopped to eat, for example.
No, I rather imagine that they didn't :3

....I love how Dorf Quest evolved from Zombie Dorf to "Let us all fuck the world in all it's forms."

>>3718324
>Booze

>>3718311
Aww crap, try to tell Beardbeard that his friend isn't any more elfy, he is just taking advantage of them.

>>3718322
I'm sure the queen got plenty of fluid intake.

>>3718311

>She tells you you're a very sweet guy, doing something like that for Garrelf.

FUCK YEAAAHH!

>She laughs at you for wussing out on the gay sex though.

FUCK NOOOOO!

>>3718349
Back to town.
Sell silver.
Buy booze.
FINAL INTOXICATION

>>3718349
Give booze to Beardbeard. Its for the Greater Good!

>>3718296
Aldwin should get several tiny wooden minions. That would be awesome, and possibly helpful in his roguish workings.

Anyway, he needs to get a quest reward of some sort for himself and then get back to town.

>>3718349
Shiiiiit
what do we do now?

>>3718360
This... is pretty much the Dorfy End of this game. In a nutshell.

mention how you plan to head back to town, sell the silver and drink heavily

>>3718349
I'm sure the elves must have SOME booze. Just try to give it to him fast enough that he doesn't get drunk enough to become violent before he becomes too drunk to realize where he is.

>>3718384
The elven pisswater won't be enough to raise our drunkbar any.
Even if we drink ALL of it.

Is that the end of this chapter, or the end of EVERYTHING?

Wait...we left the arm growing in Alwin's town. Shit.

>>3718403
just pour some salt on it, it'll shrivel up

i smell end of chapter summary

>>3718403
NEW QUEST: CONTAIN WRATH OF XOM

After all xom gets his lulz screwing with normalcy, if *everything* turned chaos, he'd run out of shit to fuck with.

Or maybe xom and satan actually went and turned it into an actual awesome temple.

People, this is hardly the end. The end will only come after a truly EPIC quest, with a massively asshole BBEG defeated and humiliated, Cultist and Aldwin together, Garrelf and Queen back having sex, and Beardbeard rich and drunk.

>>3718403
No worries about the arm. Assuming it's growth in mass is constant, its growth in diameter will slow down very fast because
A ~ d^2, and because this is an area
d ~ sqrtA
so it will take a fucking massive amount of time for it to consume the planet even if it consumes a town of a few square km in a matter of days. As in, beardbeard will be long dead before.

Of course, if it grows exponentially faster, the situation is a bit different.

>>3718436
Xom cares not for your maths faggot

>>3718360
The queen gave Aldwin 2000 Gold for 'hooking me up with such a stud,' in addition to the 500 Gold he got for selling the candlestick in the Elven city. Aldwin hands Beardbeard 40 Gold, and says "Help yourself to anything you want." Beardbeard likes this idea, and drags Garrelf with him off to the Mountainholms.

Leaving Lily, Cultist, and Aldwin alone in the Elven Forest. After a moment's discussion, they all decide to head back to the Windmill Base.

Where there is only one bed.

>>3718446
>Where there is only one bed.
:3

>>3718446
man, like beardbeard would be happy with 40 gold when the other guy has 2460 gold

>>3718446
>Where there is only one bed.

Give Lily the bed. Have Aldwin and Cultist sneak outside for some moonlight lovin'.

>Where there is only one bed.
>One bed

But...DAMN YOU LILY ROOSTERHALT!

>>3718457
Haha, what makes you think he told him about all that? Garrelf won't mention it either, on the chance of dealing with a pissed off demon-dorf.

>>3718457
Beardbeard does not need to know!

PAUSE SCREEN
ALDWIN CARDSHARP, Human Rogue of Nemelex
Current Quest(s): Obtain Cards of Nemelex

Status: Perfectly Healthy

Sneakiness: Very
Gold: 2497

Inventory:
Trick Dagger
Real Dagger
Crossbow
20 bolts
BLACK Cloak (wearing)
Camouflaged Cloak
':3' face
Deck of Summons (54)
Deck of Bewitching (7)
Lily Helmet

Party:
Lily Roosterhalt, Human Apprentice Neckbeard
Xom's Cultist, Orc Priestess of Xom
As with last week, I will be continuing to draw whatever until I pass out. Enjoy.

>>3718446
Makes me wonder if Cultist shaves...
Also, poor Lily, she loud bumps will keep her awake.

So, question:
Whats with the Skeleton Monkey from the last thread's opening picture?
Where does the hole in the Windmill lead? We never explored that.
What crazy-ass adventures will Dorf kill his way through next?

>>3718481
1) I was fucking with you, pic related.

>>3718481
I thought that the hole's destination was pretty obvious.

Will we get Aldwin or DorfyMcDorfdorf for next thread?

>>3718490
... Can he get a Bellboy hat now? Cuss he owns a Motel? CRAP I hope I don't land on that square!

>>3718502
It rotates. We get Dorf for a week or two, then we get Aldwin.

>>3718457
>2460 gold

TIME TO UPGRADE THE BASE

>>3718481
3) Might have to do with this guy.

>>3718514
KA-DEAD!

>>3718514
OH HOLY FUCK

btw, Gnome, nice work on these threads, very entertaining.

I always look forward to my weekly Dorf Quest fix!

Now with Cultist!

Oh damn it, I sleep in a bit late and then I wake up and it's all over. I'm going to have to read all of the threads I missed on the archive.

3) Or maybe next week will have this.

>>3718541

>>3718541
PERSONAL QUEST: ARM DORF WITH DRILL

>>3718541
>>3718551
Jurassic Dorf?

>>3718541
Do this. DorfQuest 9876896893743k.

>>3718551

>>3718588
Question: what happens if you do that outdoors? Hit everybody in the world?

>>3718591
it looks like just deforestation indoors and more random

>>3718591
It fizzles.

We need to see Garrelf and the queen being a cute couple.

..What is the queens name, anyways?

Do we get capability cards for Lily and Aldwin? And can Cultist actually do anything besides regenerate arms?

>>3718603
Well, that sucks. Attacking everybody who is not inside might have been a useful ability.

>>3718629
All those cards are here I think
>>3715410

>>3718629
Aldwin's Capability Card was the first one found, and yes Cultist can. Her Capability Showcase is next.

>>3718616
The Queen is named Arialla.

>Session power
>Session
>Encounter
>Powers

OH GOD IT'S 4E. NO WONDER IT IS ALL ROLLPLAY LOLOLOL

>>3718645
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAO
RAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>3718645
I guess its good I suggest trapsense, then!

Human Clr/Rge, Orc Clr, and child NkB.

What a weird family lily has adopted.

She's still cute though.

>>3718646
Don't make me pull out Campaign Powers.

>>3718681
heal via mutation? that's awesome and creepy

>>3718670
I'm expecting someone at some point to throw Lily at an enemy and hit them with her spike helmet.

Her other session power, Restoration Without Mutation, lets her heal a wound without causing mutation, like Xom's Tough does.

Xom sure does lurv his mutations.

>>3718704
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3718704
...I'm glad she gave Aldwin a hug.

>>3718706
Obviously she can control the ability, or it would have happened by now. She kissed him back in part 1 from tonight, and Xom's Love is pretty rapid.

>>3718720
oh i know this, still...never let a betrayal card fall on her

also aldwin will be sad when she kisses some other guy for the good of the group

Didn't like the other wording, deleted and posted anew.

>>3718783
I lol'ed.

>>3718616
Arialla and Garrelf being playful.

>>3718816
d'awwww-OHLOOKBOOBS

thank ye :D

Everyone got themselves a girl/family except this guy. HAPPY VALENTINES, /tg/!

>>3718848
Well maybe if he stopped killing everything and..I don't know, stopped losing limbs...

>>3718816

Dorf Quest just got PROMOTIONS!

>>3718848
Since when did Beardbeard care about anything that wasn't fighting, drinking, or deforesting?

>>3718871
He wants to do those things alongside a saucy dorfen wench

>>3718871
He fights to fill the void inside of himself.

Oh, wait, its all filled with alcohol.

>>3718848
Well we'd have to find someone as vicious as you. Some equally crazy Dorf maiden perhaps.

>>3718871
Oh, he doesn't. Just sayin'.

And with that, I am going to bed. G'night, /tg/, this was probably the longest most productive sessions yet. ITS ALMOST LIKE THERE IS MAYBE A PLOT NOW YAY. Enjoy the rest of your day, /tg/.

>>3718902
>Axe the monitor.png
that's our dorf!

>>3718816
This is perhaps the cutest thing I've seen since Ruby Quest.

No wait, I saw There She Is after Ruby Quest. Okay, this is a good second.

This just had to be done.

BONUS: Garrelf in colour!

No I am not Gnome.

>>3718986
...why am I still up.

Anyway, this is his coloring. And those things on his arms aren't decorative. Look into the Shadar-Kai article in Dragon, those things on his arms are the pain box things that have nails on the inside poking through his arm. Shadar-Kai are extremely masochistic.

But, saved anyway.

>>3718999
Whatever you say, chief.