[Return]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
File
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • このサイトについて - 翻訳


  • File :1234818245.jpg-(71 KB, 500x500, angry drew.jpg)
    71 KB Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:04 No.3731322  
    >>3729099

    DnD monster school, no PC races, final destination. Lets flesh out the faculty more.

    Librarian - Torg the Troll
    Nurse - Drider
    Headmaster - Lich
    Bus Driver - Tarrasque
    Math Teacher - Illithid
    Gym Teacher - Demogorgon
    Health Teacher - Grazzt
    Art Teacher - Marilith
    Lunch Lady - Vrock
    Janitor - Umber Hulk


    DISCUSS. Pic related, the only Lich principle worth having.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:06 No.3731332
    >Gym Teacher - Demogorgon

    As if gym couldn't get any worse...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:07 No.3731335
    AP/Honors Teacher - Beholder
    Special ed - Doppleganger
    Guidance Councilers - Inevitables
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:07 No.3731340
    >Bus Driver - Tarrasque
    Shouldn't the Tarrasque be the BUS ITSELF?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:09 No.3731346
    Why do the vampires always sit in the corner during lunch looking depressed?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:09 No.3731352
    >>3731346
    Because they're emo faggots. It also makes it easier to catch them all in the flamer template. PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:10 No.3731358
    History teacher - Raksasha
    Science Teacher - Those insect devils that had spears.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:11 No.3731363
    >>3731340
    Yes, which is why he makes a good bus driver.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731370
    >>3731358
    Yugoloths?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731371
    Here's an idea, what if the popular kid douchebags were the DnD Iconic characters? Mialee the wizard, Gimble the bard, Tordek the fighter, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:12 No.3731374
    Does this make the Gelatinous Cube that fat kid no one liked? That makes me feel sad...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:14 No.3731384
    Choir Teacher - destrachan
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:15 No.3731393
         File :1234818929.jpg-(90 KB, 600x600, beholder smile.jpg)
    90 KB
    >>3731335
    This entire post is cruel and unusual.

    >AP/Honors Teacher - Beholder
    Psychotic xenophobes are in charge of the most unique students.

    >Special ed - Doppleganger
    The insane get taught by someone who could be anyone they know at any time.

    >Guidance Councilors - Inevitables
    The grand arbiters of the universe, capable of undoing wishes and stopping gods... have to stop kids from committing suicide.

    BRILLIANT.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:16 No.3731398
    >>3731358
    >>3731370
    Ice devils.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:16 No.3731399
    a Medusa would make a lovely art teatcher too...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:19 No.3731424
    I like this.

    Miconids - typical science experiment
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:19 No.3731427
    Physics - Blue Dragon
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:26 No.3731497
    Should it be a nymph that teaches sex ed, or a hag?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:26 No.3731500
    >>3731399
    Medusa wanted to teach art, but got pissed when she discovered she'd have to teach sculpting "the hard way".
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:28 No.3731522
    >>3731497
    A mermaid.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:29 No.3731533
    >>3731500

    She does teatch the painting classes though. And is a frustrates teatcher.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:30 No.3731545
    >>3731522

    lol, and then you lay your eggs on the bed of rocks and the man comes and fertilizes them... any questions?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:31 No.3731551
    >>3731497

    A Banshee
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:33 No.3731570
    >>3731497
    Succubus. DUH.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:35 No.3731595
    >>3731533
    >She does teatch the painting classes though. And is a frustrates teatcher.
    I bet you know a lot about frustrates teatchers.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG 02/16/09(Mon)16:36 No.3731600
    LITERATURE TEACHER MS. AAARGHARTASKT IS A CHAOS BEAST.

    SHE HAS GREAT PROBLEM CONTROLLING STUDENTS.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:37 No.3731610
    >>3731533
    Nah, the Marilith is the art teacher. Rumor holds she's got a thing for that new girl, the halfling chick who just enrolled, but nothing's proven yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:50 No.3731714
    I'll be nice and suggest useful and appropriate faculty

    Music - Harpy
    Biology - Dryad
    Shop - Modron
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:52 No.3731729
    Janitor- Gelatinous cube
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:53 No.3731734
    >>3731393
    Who are you shitting.

    AP classes were boring, and the people that took them knew shit.

    God, AP English was a fucking drag.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)16:55 No.3731749
    LUNCHVROK GIVES TORG STRANGE TINGLES IN HIS GIBLETS
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)16:58 No.3731771
    >>3731729

    JANITOR ALREADY IS TAKEN.

    UMBERTO IS A NICE HULK. HE GIVES ME ETHNIC FOOD.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)16:58 No.3731773
    I think that the Yuguloths should be the English teachers. I mean, they're such great liars.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:01 No.3731801
    >>3731714

    >Shop - Modron

    oh god I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:06 No.3731833
    We need to put Ethergaunts in there somewhere.

    They were so cool, yet so criminally underrated
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:07 No.3731834
    >>3731398

    yeah thats what I was thinking of.

    Yeah imagine of those fuckers in a lab coat.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:14 No.3731895
    >>3731834
    They'd be awesome at showing off the effects of liquid nitrogen!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:15 No.3731901
    Security or resident police is rune by an ethereal marauder.
    Career Center is run by a Positive Energon, who assures you that you will get that internship.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:22 No.3731944
    >>3731901
    Police should be Ethergaunts. They pop out of the Ethereal Realm and grab you without talking to anyone. They can read your mind, they know you're guilty.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:23 No.3731948
    WHO IS FOREIGN LANGUAGE TUTOR
    TORG HOPE IT IS NOT ELF
    TORG GOT GAS FROM LAST ELF TEACHER.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:23 No.3731950
    >>3731901
    >run
    Jesus I can't believe I put rune instead of run
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:24 No.3731954
    ...are we missing anything? I think we've covered everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:25 No.3731961
    >>3731948
    A Yrthak
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:25 No.3731966
    English - Reason Stealer
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:28 No.3731989
    >>3731948
    It's Umberto.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:28 No.3731997
    >>3731954

    TORG DEMANDS POLITICS AND RELIGION OR FAILING THAT PHILOSOPHY.

    MORE REASON STEALERS PROBABLY
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:31 No.3732013
    >>3731997
    TORG YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO MAKE DEMANDS!
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:33 No.3732029
    >>3731989

    THEN WHO WILL MOP FLOORS AND GIVE TORG ETHNIC FOOD

    >>3732013

    RUN ALONG KOBOLD CHILD OR TORG WILL EXPLAIN DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM TO YOU
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:33 No.3732031
    A religion teacher, in a D&D setting, with more gods than a redheaded girl's got titty freckles? ho-lee-shit, talk about having one's hands full...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:35 No.3732041
    you'd do well to look at sigil prep. Full of PC races, but has some ideas you could steal.

    www.sigilprep.com
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:37 No.3732063
    >>3732029
    Yes mister Torg
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:38 No.3732070
    Chemistry: an Omnimental
    Religion: A Kuotoa. Who only teaches about THE GLORIOUS BLIBDOOLPLOOP
    Politics: Levistus. Still encased in ice.
    Draconic: a great wyrm red dragon. Cranky.
    Common as a Second Language: A gibbering mouther. Nobody actually understands common any better after this class.

    Also, Cube as a second janitor, and a ravid is the school bookkeeper.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:39 No.3732082
         File :1234823967.gif-(8 KB, 477x466, umberto.gif)
    8 KB
    >Janitor - Umber Hulk
    Oh I see how it is
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:42 No.3732100
    >>3732070
    No, Chemistry should also have a rust monster and a gelatinous cube on the faculty.

    By the way, google "Wandering Monsters High School". If it's still there, it's a freely downloadable game that lets you put together characters for just this sort of thing. Complete with Campus Crusade for Orcus and classes in assassination.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:44 No.3732114
    Medusa = Drama Teacher. Got to have that one hot drama teacher.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:44 No.3732118
    >>3732029
    HE CAN DO TWO THINGS! There is a recession after all!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:45 No.3732122
         File :1234824324.jpg-(14 KB, 300x295, Dr.JanItor.jpg)
    14 KB
    >>3731322

    >Janitor - Umber Hulk

    You called?
    >> Krthsntch, Religious Studies 02/16/09(Mon)17:47 No.3732139
    >>3732070
    BLIBDOOLPOOLP, boy. 1 week's detention for you, to be spent helping torg categorize the books
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:48 No.3732147
    >>3732114
    Weirdly, she never seems to take off her sunglasses, even in yearbook pictures or evening rehearsal sessions.
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:49 No.3732154
    >>3732139
    You're a monster!
    Wait...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732163
    To quote myself, I love the Mind Flayer teaching Math.

    >>"Welcome to Calculus. It is here we will mold your brains with mathematics as to make them juicy, succulent, and delic-- ...Excuse me. It is here we will mold your brains with mathematics to help you succeed!"
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732165
    I am forced to reiterate:
    http://www.1km1kt.net/rpg/wandering-monster-high-school
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)17:50 No.3732167
    >>3732139

    DO NOT WORRY, LITTLE KOBOLD. IT WILL BE GOOD EXPERIENCE. TORG KNOW MANY RAUNCHY JOKES.

    FOR EXAMPLE THERE WAS THIS ELVEN ADVENTURER AND THEN TORG ATE HIM! HAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:53 No.3732195
    >>3732100
    I was just listing one possible chem teacher. Honestly, I'd say that there should be multiple teachers for most of the major classes (except the Arts, budget cuts, you know? Gotta support the foorball team!)
    Also...
    Kobold shop teacher. Most projects involve creating horrible deathtraps.

    Pit Fiend teaching Infernal, Balor teaching Abyssal. Due to budget cuts, they both teach in the same classroom. At the same time. Sometimes they teach the same students, as well.

    Ettin Assistant Librarian. Learning the Way of Librarianism from GREAT LIBRARIAN TROG.

    Aboleth teaching computer classes. The school has recently been mandated to teach the students about how to use computers, and they assigned the teacher from the recently cut Primordial Languages class. Knows even less about dem dere newfangled computrons then the students.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)17:57 No.3732222
    NYMPH CHEERLEADERS
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)17:58 No.3732228
    >>3732195
    I like what you've done with the Abyssal and Infernal teachers.
    Some high schools (mine certainly) have agriculture classes, so how about a pissed-off awakened tree, like Oalian in Eberron?
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:01 No.3732250
    >>3732228

    TORG THOUGHT THAT SHOP CLASS WAS TAUGHT BY TREANT.

    CLASSES VERY AWKWARD.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:03 No.3732269
    >>3732195
    Oh god, could you imagine how long his stories would go on for?

    Think of an old person telling meandering stories x 1000
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:04 No.3732276
    >>3732250
    Terrible and inevitable mishap involving bandsaw. On the upside, headmaster has new desk.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:07 No.3732296
    ITT We turn our anti social experience in High school to a DnD Campaign.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:08 No.3732303
    Treant and Modron share the course. With the Treant in charge of and teaching Woodworking shop and the Modron metalworking!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:09 No.3732316
    >>3732303
    what? The Modron should be teaching about civics!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:10 No.3732319
    Music Teacher- Banshrae

    Rowdy students get a dart to the neck and locusts burst out of their bodies. Yay blowgun flute
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:12 No.3732335
    Home Economics is taught by Dalmosh, maybe?
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:17 No.3732374
    The only member of a PC race in the school is the cynical, self-serving drow who's teaching Undercommon. His classes tend to break off into long castigations of "that faggot Do'Urden".
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:31 No.3732462
    Would anybody be interested in playing a WMHS campaign on IRC?
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:32 No.3732470
    TORG DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO THE VICE PRINCIPAL IS
    >> No Man 02/16/09(Mon)18:36 No.3732490
    Has the first one been archived?
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:38 No.3732498
    >>3732470
    We don't have any Slaadi yet...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:40 No.3732514
    >>3732470
    a Rakshasha. If multiple vice principals, then use the multiple types of Rakshasha
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:41 No.3732525
    >>3732470

    I propose; A sphinx. Dickery is imminent.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:41 No.3732527
    >>3732498
    Slaad could be the teacher for Advanced Placement Chaotic Ethics and Principles
    >> Bones 02/16/09(Mon)18:42 No.3732531
    >>3732525

    The Sphinx should be a secretary in the administration office.

    "Want to see the principal? Riddle me this: ..."
    >> Red Wat 02/16/09(Mon)18:43 No.3732533
    >>3732527
    "Now, class, cabbage patronymic earwig sledgehammer fish fish fish..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:43 No.3732535
    >>3732498
    Yes we did, in the last thread.
    Greasers in leather jackets that are in the boating club.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:44 No.3732537
    I see an illithid as a biology teacher. Just my viewpoint.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:46 No.3732554
    TORG COMPILES LIST NOW

    GREAT LIBRARIAN - TORG THE TROLL
    ASSISTANT GREAT LIBRARIAN - PUNY ETTIN
    NURSE - DRIDER
    PRINCIPAL - LICH
    VICE PRINCIPAL - VARIOUS RAKSHASA
    BUS DRIVER/BUS - TARRASQUE
    MATHS - ILLITHID
    GYM - DEMOGORGON
    HEALTH - GRAZZT
    ART - MARILITH
    LANGUAGE - UMBERTO THE UMBER HULK, BALOR, ABYSSAL
    LUNCHLADY - LUNCHVROK
    LITERATURE - MS. AARGHASAKT THE CHAOS BEAST
    SCIENCE TEACHER - ICE DEVIL
    SHOP - MODRON AND DESK-TREANT
    PRINCIPALS DESK - STILL ALIVE TREANT
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:46 No.3732564
    Social Studies:

    as taught by a Githyanki and a Githzerai
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:48 No.3732580
    Home Economics must be a hag, possibly 4th ed Lamia.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:49 No.3732583
    >>3732537
    with a Hydra as Assitant Teacher/Dissection Subject.

    >>3732533
    The answer to every test question is Giant Frog. And every homework. And the final.
    However, students must show their work to get any credit.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:50 No.3732588
    >>3732554
    a Pit Fiend teaching Infernal, and a Balor teaches Abyssal, not a Balor and an Abyssal
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:54 No.3732607
    >>3732554

    Secretary: Sphinx
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:54 No.3732612
    >>3732554
    I really, really want to see what their staff room looks like. Morning briefing would be good too.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:55 No.3732617
    >Tarrasque bus driver

    I have just imagined a Tarrasque with Otto's personality.

    FUCK
    YES
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)18:57 No.3732643
    >>3732554

    But Torg what about the doppleganger special ed teacher and inevitables as guidance councilers?
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)18:59 No.3732655
    >>3732588

    TORG GREAT LIBRARIAN, NOT MAKE MISTAKE

    >>3732643

    WHAT YOU MEAN, SPECIAL ED TEACHER IS ORK LIKE TORG

    ...OH
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:00 No.3732667
    >>3732655

    Yes mr.Torg, he was disguising himself as you to steal your lunch again without any of the faculty suspecting anything!

    I dont think hes content with his low salary....
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:03 No.3732682
    >>3732617

    FUND IT

    also: latin teacher - demon-possesed cleric...

    "Come children, fuck latin, learn how to summon elder gods instead..."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:06 No.3732705
    >>3732655
    ...I thought you were a troll, Torg.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:06 No.3732707
    >>3732682
    DOING IT WRONG
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:07 No.3732709
         File :1234829220.jpg-(130 KB, 500x1000, Drew799.jpg)
    130 KB
    >>3731322
    First thing OP reminded me of.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:07 No.3732717
    >>3732705

    ..GO AWAY KOBOLD CHILD

    NOTHING TO SEE HERE
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:12 No.3732744
    >>3732682
    Wrong.
    YOU ARE DOING IT.
    Besides, why would we need a possessed cleric teaching Latin when we have A BALOR TEACHING ABYSSAL AND A PITFIEND TEACHING INFERNAL
    In the same classroom.
    At the same time.

    How is Possessed Cleric better? And why would a school for D&D monsters be teaching Latin?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:13 No.3732752
    >>3732744
    Gibbering mouther teaching common is cuter.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:16 No.3732767
    >>3732752
    I like Gibbering Mouther teaching Common as a Second Language better.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:17 No.3732773
    Music teacher should be a Banshee

    Or satyr, if you're faggots.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:23 No.3732817
    Gelatinous cube serving itself in the cafeteria...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:23 No.3732818
    >>3732773

    Satyr teaches Modern Jazz and Dance?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:25 No.3732831
    >>3732773
    Or a Harpy. Or a Siren.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:26 No.3732837
    >>3732717
    It's okay Torg. Just write it down on your hand.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:35 No.3732908
    WHAT IS NAME OF SCHOOL
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:40 No.3732945
    Dedragon's Institute of Higher Learning: Raising your little monsters to be excellent dungeon guards for over 3000 years!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:41 No.3732954
    >>3732908

    IT has several names. All wich sunders our minds just trying to pronounce. That or in torgs case; HOME
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:45 No.3732983
    >>3732908

    Dimensional School of Monsterology.

    I suspect there should be other classes.

    Like Lying and Torture. kind of like the disgaea netherworlds.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:47 No.3732999
    >Bus - Tarrasque
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:49 No.3733016
    M. G. Tharzidun High School
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)19:50 No.3733028
    >>3732999
    We went over this multiple times already. Mr. Tarrasque is both the driver and the bus.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)19:51 No.3733046
    >>3733028

    WAIT

    TARRASQUE IS MISTER?

    THEN AT CHRISTMAS PARTY..

    UH OH
    >> Tarrasque 02/16/09(Mon)20:02 No.3733130
    >>3733046
    TROG, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME? WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ME, I THOUGHT YOU CARED FOR ME. THAT ONE TIME, AT THE PARTY, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:04 No.3733145
    >>3733130

    I THOUGHT TARRASQUE WAS LADY

    'DAN' IS GENDER NEUTRAL NAME
    >> Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:07 No.3733175
    >>3733145
    So, you don't like me because I'm not a lady? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME TROG. NOW I'LL DIE ALONE, I NEVER CAN STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AVOIDING ME FOR SOME REASON.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:08 No.3733188
    >>3733175

    TROG NOT INTO DUDES

    THAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE DID NOT COUNT BECAUSE TROG WAS HIGH AND ANYWAY COLLEGE IS WHEN YOU EXPERIMENT WITH THAT SORT OF THING AND TROG WAS ON TOP
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:17 No.3733268
    >>3733175

    ALSO

    YOU ARE LIKE HUNDRED TIMES TROGS SIZE

    IT JUST WOULDNT WORK
    >> Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:19 No.3733294
    >>3733268
    OF COURSE IT COULD WORK. I CAN GET A DRESS MADE AND EVERYTHING. TOO BIG? YOU CAN FIT, I DON'T MIND IF I'M ON BOTTOM.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:20 No.3733309
    >>3733294

    TORG NOT GAY DAMMIT
    >> Dan the Tarrasque Bus Driver 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733314
    >>3733309
    MOTHER WAS RIGHT, I AM UGLY AND USELESS.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733319
    Oh god, now I can't stop thinking about the tarrasque asking a troll to "pretend"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:21 No.3733324
    >>3733309

    Of course Torg's not gay. His identical twin brother Trog on the other hand...
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:23 No.3733344
    >>3733324

    TROG AM NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. ALWAYS SETTING UP TROUBLE FOR TORG. SAYING TORG ORK. SEDUCING ANDROGYNOUS TARRASQUE'S. STEALING TORG STAPLER.

    TORG NEED THAT STAPLER!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:24 No.3733360
    >>3733145
    I can see an awesome Fight Club ending coming here.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:26 No.3733375
    >>3733360
    Wait, wrong post - I meant to quote >>3733344
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:27 No.3733389
    I did a double-take as I scrolled past this thread, thinking it was, finally, a new Drew thread.

    I was sorely disappointed.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:28 No.3733400
    >>3733389

    ARE YOU RELATED TO TORG

    YOU DEFINITELY TROLL
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:33 No.3733447
    >>3733400
    I'm not saying it's a bad thread, mind you.

    I'm just...disappointed.

    Where are my fucking Drew threads? How long has it been since the last one?
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:36 No.3733476
    >>3733447

    TORG JUST GLAD TO TALK TO YOU AND NOT DAN

    THAT BITCH BE TRIPPING
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)20:48 No.3733600
    TORG HOPES CRAZY BUSLADY TARRASQUE DOES NOT GO RUN HIS MOUTH AND RUIN TORGS CHANCES WITH PRETTY LUNCHVROK
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)20:57 No.3733679
    /tg/, I love you.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:12 No.3733818
    >>3733679

    TORG NOT SWING THAT WAY BUT COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH HOT TARRASQUE
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:18 No.3733869
    M.G Tharzidun School For Advanced Monstering and Dungeon Guardening.

    Staff
    Principal – Lich
    Vice-Principal – Various Rakshasas
    Principals Secretary – Sphinx
    Principals Desk – Still-living Treant
    Great Librarian – Trog
    Assistant Great Librarian – Puny Ettin
    Nurse – Drider
    Bus Driver & Bus – Dan the Androgynous Tarrasque
    Maths Teacher – Illithid
    Gym – Demogorgon
    Health – Grazzt
    Art – Marilith
    Infernal Language – Pit Fiend
    Abyssal Language – Balor
    Draconic Language – Cranky Red Dragon
    Common Language – Gibbering Mouther
    Literature – Ms. Aarghasakt the Chaos Beast
    History - Rakshasha
    Science Teacher – Ice Devil
    Shop – Modron, Kobold and Desk-Treant (Wood-work)
    Social Studies – Githyanki & Githzerai
    Religion - Kuotoa
    Home Economics – Hag/Lamia
    Special Ed./Guidance Counsellor – Doppleganger
    AP/Honours Teacher – Beholder
    Guidance Counsellor - Inevitable
    Music – Satyr
    Drama - Medusa
    Janitors – Umberto The Umber Hulk & A Gelatinous Cube
    Lunch Lady – Lunch-Vrok
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:24 No.3733931
    >>3733818
    BBW = Big Beautiful what, exactly?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:24 No.3733938
    >>3733931
    Weapon obviously
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:25 No.3733942
    STAFF LOOKS DONE WHAT WERE STUDENTS

    MOST KOBOLDS
    JOCKS OWLBEARS
    ELVES FAIRYBOOS
    MEDUSAS BITCHES?
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:27 No.3733964
    >>3733931
    >>3733938

    UH YEAH

    TARRASQUE HAS BIG BEAUTFIUL WEAPON

    VERY HOT
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:44 No.3734110
    >>3733869
    Other ideas so far
    Chemistry: Rust Monster and Gelatinous Cube , Omnimental

    Politics: Levistus

    School Bookkeeper: Ravid

    Advanced Placement Chaotic Ethics and Principles- Slaad

    Biology- Illithid with Hydra assistant teacher
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)21:47 No.3734133
    >>3734110
    Actually, make the hydra a student intern
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/16/09(Mon)21:53 No.3734186
    WHEN A WRITEFAG GETS HOLD OF THIS GIVE ME A SHOT AT LUNCHVROK AND DONT MENTION THE THING WITH BUS-TARRASQUE
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:13 No.3734333
    >>3734186
    Sorry Torg, that story gets at least two chapters of attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:14 No.3734342
    >>3734333
    It will be faptastic.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:26 No.3734422
    WHERE ARE THE GARGOYLES
    A SCHOOL CAN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT GARGOYLES!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:28 No.3734431
    >>3734422
    On the roof. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:29 No.3734444
    >>3734431
    Of course.
    The gargoyles are the janitors! Why didn't I think of that?!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)22:30 No.3734453
    >>3734444
    My god!
    Imagine how little of a pigeon problem the school has!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/09(Mon)23:22 No.3734814
    bump
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:18 No.3734926
    M.G Tharzidun School For Advanced A Gelatinous Cube and A Gelatinous Cube Guardening.

    Staff
    Principal – A Gelatinous Cube
    Vice-Principal – A Gelatinous Cube
    Principals Secretary – A Gelatinous Cube
    Principals Desk – Still-living A Gelatinous Cube
    Great Librarian – A Gelatinous Cube
    Assistant Great Librarian – Puny A Gelatinous Cube
    Nurse – A Gelatinous Cube
    Bus Driver & Bus – Dan the Androgynous A Gelatinous Cube
    Maths Teacher – A Gelatinous Cube
    Gym – A Gelatinous Cube
    Health – A Gelatinous Cube
    Art – A Gelatinous Cube
    Infernal Language – Pit A Gelatinous Cube
    Abyssal Language – A Gelatinous Cube
    Draconic Language – Cranky A Gelatinous Cube
    Common Language – Gibbering A Gelatinous Cube
    Literature – Ms. Aarghasakt the A Gelatinous Cube
    History - A Gelatinous Cube
    Science Teacher – Ice A Gelatinous Cube
    Shop – A Gelatinous Cube, A Gelatinous Cube and Desk-A Gelatinous Cube(Wood-work)
    Social Studies – A Gelatinous Cube & A Gelatinous Cube
    Religion -A Gelatinous Cube
    Home Economics – A Gelatinous Cube/A Gelatinous Cube
    Special Ed./Guidance Counsellor – DoppleA Gelatinous Cube
    AP/Honours Teacher – A Gelatinous Cube
    Guidance Counsellor - A Gelatinous Cube
    Music – A Gelatinous Cube
    Drama - A Gelatinous Cube
    Janitors – Umberto A Gelatinous Cube & A Gelatinous Cube
    Lunch Lady – Lunch-A Gelatinous Cube
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:21 No.3734947
    >>3733869
    Superintendent - Acererak, the demilich.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:23 No.3734962
    >>3734422

    Hall Monitors
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)00:29 No.3735009
    Anatomy/Physiology- Atropal.

    The dead pigs keep reanimating before anyone can cut them open.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)01:19 No.3735477
    Shouldn't the history teacher be an Aboleth?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)01:40 No.3735623
    Football coach - Hill Giant
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)03:11 No.3736319
    Best thread ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)03:58 No.3736807
    >>3734962

    Beholders.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:28 No.3737487
    Thread ain't dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:29 No.3737493
    Sex Ed: Gnoll, (used to be a succubus but she is taking a sabbatical to do some private tutoring on the lower planes)
    >> Anonymous 02/17/09(Tue)05:33 No.3737518
    >>3737493
    Perfect. she can teach boys and girls, since she's got parts for both.
    >> GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG !!WMkFWBtNYI6 02/17/09(Tue)07:04 No.3737960
    >>3734333

    NO! TORG NEVER HAVE CHANCE WITH PRETTY LUNCHVROK IF SHE THINK TORG GAY



    Delete Post [File Only]
    Password
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]