>>3753207

Ask if they opened it and checked the content first.

Then show them inside of book.

Remove shirt, replace with non-madness-infected variety.

When will this stop

WHEN GOD, WHEN ?!

Ask if they opened it first and DON'T show them the inside of the book.

rolled 11 = 11

ASK THEM TO HELP YOU GET RID OF YOUR DEBILATING -10 STR

>>3753207

Oh my goodness, they gave you a Chaos infected book out of ignorance to what was inside of it.

It's best that we go put it into our room, and NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

That and go cryon our bed because our only friend hates us, our family is getting drunk, and we are very lonely.

>>3753220

DON'T SHOW THEM THE BOOK! Go to the library and see if you can find the proper way to destroy it!

Don't we have that other CHAOS BOOK in our room already?

I think Joan is a heretic.

Also, we should totally ask about why we suck.

>>3753207
Politely thank them.

Then carouse with family for a while.

>>3753233
John is in our room. We'll have to confront her first.

>>3753252

Show John book, promise to close it if she stops being a bitch.

Asking them how to get stronger will result in a reply of "Everyone is like this, right?"

read the book more and become ascend to demon hood

>>3753252
John is outside. Don't be dumb.

>>3753268
No, we locked John in our room.

>>3753267
You mean descend right?

>>Ask if they opened it and checked the content first.
"It was on a pedestal or somesuch so we figured it had difficult words in it. 'Sides, there was some guy in a robe screaming about stupid stuff so we were busy."

I think it's high time we busted out the dry noodles and construction paper, glued together a picture of John and Joan surrounded by a heart, and presented it to John.

>>3753289
This!

>>3753289
>>3753300
John's just going to eat it.

>>3753286
THanks for the book, Grandma. I will drink with you and mom and granddad now.

Steal beer, get drunk, use family member as pillow.

>>3753289
Seconded.

>>3753289

Damn straight!

>>3753303
Damn.

Well we have to make things better somehow. Can we look through a window or something and see what John is doing?

>>3753286
Ask them where the other stuff came from.

>>3753304
This.

Go ask THE AVENGER~

DUM DUM DUM

>Make amends with John

>>3753289
Thirded

Ask mom about her lingerie and ask if Joan can try it on.

We really need to get some sort of answer as to why we are so weak.

>>3753336
Actually you're about the fifth...

>>3753345
we've already been told "dunno, maybe you aren't eating right"

John won't like the glue and noodles thing.

We have to think of something else.

>>3753358
Retrieve submarine from tub, invite John to play?

>>3753365
there was no sub in the tub. you just failed an innuendo check.

>>3753379
You failed an observation check - it was there after Joan and John got out.

Hold noodle picture behind back.

Unlock door, confront John, Teary eyed.

"John... I'm sorry. I was just trying to protect you. You've done so much for me and I just wanted to do something for you in return. I'm sorry I sucked at it, I suck at everything, John..."

Sigh, look away. "I understand you're mad at me. I know you probably think I'm ungrateful but I'm not. You're my only friend, John..."

Present card. "I don't want to be enemies, John. I really, really like you..."

>>3753397
Do this then HUG JOHN

>>3753289
>>3753300
>>3753309
>>3753311
>>3753336

IGNORE JOHN.

EAT BOOK.

>>3753404
Hold noodle picture behind back.

Unlock door, confront John, Teary eyed.

"John... I'm sorry. I was just trying to protect you. You've done so much for me and I just wanted to do something for you in return. I'm sorry I sucked at it, I suck at everything, John..."

Sigh, look away. "I understand you're mad at me. I know you probably think I'm ungrateful but I'm not. You're my only friend, John..."

Present card. "I don't want to be enemies, John. I really, really like you..."

rolled 14 = 14

>>3753404
SAVE IT FOR LATER, ASK FAMILY FOR HELP WITH -10 STR

>>3753404
Bring a glass of warm milk with you too.

>>3753404

Remember to approach her slowly and with tears. That ALWAYS works with me.

Also, give her a BIG HUG, and if she does the stop saying words pose again, just hug her neck.

>>3753410
you know she is just gonna eat it...

>>3753410
Best course of action.

Also, bring sub.

>>3753410
This.

>>3753410
>>3753418
These two.

I do love how you guys keep wanting to get Joan MAULED when John probably just needs some space.

>>3753410
>>3753418
>>3753437
Seconded.

>>3753440
It's been a while and there's nothing else to do. Time has likely passed while Joan made her crappy noodle picture.

>>3753440
CONSTANTLY PESTERING WOMEN IS THE BEST WAY TO GET LOVE

>>3753446
Nothing else to do? We could try socializing with family and ignoring the retarded bitchy sergal.

In before critical macaroni fail

>>3753410
>>3753418
>>3753437
Yes.

How about this: SDF: How much time has passed since we last spoke with John?

Joan fails at everything, so making the noodle drawing took over an hour, right?

>>3753440

That's the thing, we've given her some space, she just keeps acting all bitchy. We even let her hide in our room for SDF knows how long. That and we've tried apologizing countless times. All John keeps doing is just sits outside all MOPEY. She could at least HINT at what she wants, but she just gives us the STOPSAYINGWORDS motion, and then looks the other way.

Why does John have to be so mean /_\

>>3753460
You mean in during. Did you see >>3753404 ?

She's just going to take the picture and
A) eat it

B)Mush it in Joan's face.


...proceed.

I know what is wrong
Sudden onset Sergal menstruation.

>>John
404

>>3753501

Dammnit

rolled 20 = 20

>>3753501
go ask family for help with -10 str

>>3753501
Doggy ran away...

>>3753487
>She's just going to take the picture and
>A) eat Joan

>B)Mush 'it' in Joan's face.


>...proceed.

>>3753501
Explore the outside world!

>>3753501
YES! YES! YES!
FINALLY FREE FROM THAT DIRTY SERGAL!

rolled 20 = 20

>>3753501
Go crying to mom that your doggy is lost and you need her to help you find it

>>3753501
SAD TIMES.

That said, plainly SDF doesn't want /tg/ dicking around trying to get John's acceptance forever.

BACK TO THE BOX AND FAMILY.

>>3753501
...:<

Go back inside. Get flashlight and umbrella.

Go outside and look for John.

>>3753524
Bad plan.

Now everyone will just want to go look for John if that is what SDF wanted.

>>3753501
Leave macaroni, note saying "sorry, trying to protect you," and some food outside.

Then READ BOOK
READ BOOK
READ BOOK

SDF, can you tell us right now, is it possible to get John back currently or should we be talking to family at the moment?

Hey, the Sergal is gone.

Spend time with AWESOME GRANPARENTS

>>3753524
given the sheer # of posts showing exactly why /tg/ has no girlfriends, i'm not surprised SDF poofed John.

Gather supplies, go on adventure by yourself to find JOHN.

>Get FAMILY
>Look for JOHN

SDF, make it clear: Should we be trying to find John or talking with grandparents right now?

>>3753501
... the Sergal is gone???

CELEBRATE! DWARVEN BEER PARTY!

Look for John. If we don't go now she could be lost forever.

And that would be sad.

ADVANCE THE PLOT.

>>3753573
Be quiet, Profit. We're trying to work here.

"Joan! We're just about to get eatin'! Come on!"

Has nobody else noticed that these threads go absolutely nowhere?

>>3753543
>>3753567
Stop asking for choo choo!

>>3753591
"I'm not hungry, Mom. I'm going to go for a walk."

>>3753501

I suggest we leave the Macaroni note, with "I'm sorry, please forgive me" written on it, outside with a plate of food, then go inside and discus serious matters with Grandparents like, I'm XX years old now, as a growing young lady, what do you expect from me now?

>>3753581
WHAT PLOT

>>3753543
>>3753567

OBSERVE:

>>This isn't a multiple choice test.

>>3753580
John can find us whenever she wants. Leave her alone, goddamn.

>>3753591
You izz mukkin about

>>3753596
Yeap, time to find John.

>>3753591
Join family for fun times and stories (and possible cutscenes).

>>3753591
EAT!

>>3753594
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T RAILROAD

No, fuck John, if s/he wants to come back s/he will.

GRANDPARENTS

>>3753598
Probably the best course of action, let's just... I dunno.

I want to find John, but she doesn't want to talk right now. She'll probably come back later when she's calmed down, she's probably beating something to a pulp right now.

Leave food, noodle pic and note outside, detail what the noodle thing is in the note. Write that the door is unlocked.

Leave door unlocked. Join family for dinner.

Break glass.
Use glass shards as hat.
Become Dabbling Haberdasher at long last.
WE NEED HEADWEAR

>>3753591

LEAVE NOTE OUTSIDE, If John truely does like us, let alone LOVES us, then she'll be back.

Now let's go inside and do something, gasp, SMART for once, and talk to out grandparents and mother about what we should do next.

We could tell them the depressing story of how we got trapped in the sewers, had our box stolen by a Robutt, were raped by A sergal, had a building blow up on us, then we searched another building trying to get out. then found mom, etc. etc. etc.

>>3753655
...

That seems perfectly reasonable, let's do that.

>>3753651
Yeah...

Leave note and food and such outside, leave door unlocked, etc. John will be back when she wants to be back.

If she doesn't come back, we can go look for her later. Right now she probably wants her space.

>>3753667
Agreed

GO FIND THE AVENGER/FONZIE

We know nothing about him and we have nothing to do. This or getting a job.

>>3753591

They're eating John!

Let's see, at one drawing per fifteen to twenty minutes, I have time for about one more and then I gotta head to my weekly D&D session.

It's been fun you guys. Don't do anything stupid and give John time to calm down.

EAT.

>>3753700
No they aren't, they're eating ham.

Get YE FLASK.

>>3753752
shush, it's fun.

>>3753752

DC24 IMMOVABLE PLOT

"Have some deer."

>>3753768
Ask Grandpa where we can get a stylish hat like his.

>>3753768
Sit down solemnly and have some venison.

Ask Dad and Mom about where they come from.

>>111 posts and 4 image replies
DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

>>3753768

Take deer, and eat it. Ask granpa if he or granma were the ones who hunted it.

rolled 4 = 4

>>3753768
EAT DEER MEAT.
DRINK BEER.
DRINK BEER
DRINK BEER
DRINK BEER
CLOSELY EXAMINE FLOOR

>>3753777

No, no.

HOW.

Yeah, general inquiry into family history.

>>3753781
Sorry, SDF!

You know how much we love John, and when you make us worry about her, everyone posts about how to resolve the situation and make sure she's okay.

ok, no more posting till Sir Double-Faggot posts another picture. Seriously guyz, he almost pulled a ROCKS FALL EVERYBODY DIS once, who says he won't pull another, and this time Everybody DOES Die. D:>

>>3753781
Increasing art quality slows you down while increasing the rate of replies.

Decreasing art quality speeds you up while decreasing the rate of replies.

You know what you must do.

People, remember to delete your posts after the next image has been posted, or before that if your suggestion has come too late.

You put the flesh in your mouth.

>>3753801
>>You know what you must do.
Draw with my rectum?

>>3753847
Do it.

>>3753847
Yes.

>>3753847
we what

>>3753847

Geez woman, take small bites, chew thoroughly, and then swallow. Then ask about your granparent's backgrounds, like where are they from, how did they meet, how was your mom like when she was a little girl.

then CUE CUTSCENE! so let SDF draw...

>>3753847

Where the hell would they find deer around here...?

>>3753899
well, joan always did want john inside of her
:awesome.jpg:

>>3753899

Where the hell would they find a sergal, a viking, and a dwarf? We can assume it's an interesting neighborhood.

>>3753801
AND

The more replies.. the more time it takes to read through said replies. Then the more replies that pile up!

>>take small bites

Those are small bites.

>>3753927

DRINK BEER.

YOUR OWN BEER.

HOPE TO GOD THAT THE DWARVEN BLOOD KICKS IN AND YOU BECOME COMPETANT.

>>3753927

Ok now swallow, and ask grandparents about their past. and about your mom's childhood.

Are we still wearing the OMGWARPED shirt?

>>3753962

Ask Grandma about Boatmurdered

*The fat intake magically should go to all the right places*

>>now swallow, and ask

Fuck that, drink beer, get rowdy. It's your goddamn birthday!

>>3754018

Go into a fit of rage, and say that you don't want to be fed, you want to learn more about your family!

Tell them you've been living in fear and with amnesia for the past forever and want to be fed knowledge not beer and meat.

rolled 7 = 7

Sure is furfags around here.
Start crying, tell parents that the bad doggy bit your face.

>>3754037
> fit of rage, and say that you don't want to be fed, you want to learn more about your family!
>fit of rage,
delicious alcohol and deer meat

rolled 8 = 8

>>3754051
You dumb fuck, most of us LIKE John.

>>you don't want to be fed

>>3754083
Now spill the alcohol.

>>3754083

Ok, I think she's not listening to us anymore guys, Time for one of SDF'S CUTSCENES...

>>3754037

>Go into a fit of rage, and say that you don't want to be fed, you want to learn more about your family!

"FEED ME WITH KNOWLEDGE, SO I MAY BETTER CRUSH MY ENEMIES!"

Can joan inspect the girdle like thing that we saw in the box? Is it armor?

And what happened to the stuff joan got from the engie & spah? Those engineer overalls are much more functional than what she's wearing now.

And what was that place joan escaped from?

And why were there headcrabs at a mall?

NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.

rolled 11 = 11

Eh, John can go kill herself. Eat, drink, go wild; fully embrace your Nordic(?) heritage.

>>3754097
welcome to Joan Quest, where nothing makes sense and everything will fuck your shit up

>>3754083
Okay.. maybe a bit less anus..

>>3754097

We're essentially playing "/TG/: The Interactive Game" and you expect it to make sense?

Joan needs something..

>>inspect the girdle like thing

>>Is it armor?

rolled 20 = 20

Party hard!

>>3754159
Fire wildly into the air.

>>3754159
if we couldn't work the revolver or the semi-auto, how are we going to work an ancient flintlock?

>>3754165

Percussion lock, technically.

>>3754159

See if we can fire this gun, this time. And point it AWAY from your family. Posibly at door or crate.

Do not fire the goddamn gun. We don't know anything about it or if we have the materials to reload it.

>>3754159

Umm, I think I mistook the mug for something else. My bad.

>>3754159
Is there anything around we could use as a belt or holster? If so, put it on, and put the damn firearm into it before you do anything any damage. You're a whispering wisp of a quarter-dorf, not a warrior.

>>3754189
This. With our luck the dammed thing would blow up and we'd lose a hand.

>>3754090

>she's not listening to us anymore guys
>to us
>to me

Get over yourself. And who gives a shit, she's doing the logical thing on her birthday anyways.

Put the gun down, you silly girl.

>>3754189

>do not fire the goddamn gun. We don't know anything about it or if we have the materials to reload it.
>do not fire the goddamn gun.
>fire the goddamn gun.
>delicious alcohol.

>>fire
Nothing happens!

>>3754083
Did they get bigger again? o_0

rolled 18 = 18

Drink alcohol, eat, dance, party fucking hard.

>>3754224
Piss and vinegar, what a pile o' shit. Throw it.

>>3754224

Musn't be loaded. Well let's put the gun down before it magically gets loaded, or it explodes.

>>3754224
We still need to learn about our family. Why did we stop talking to them?

Hey, our shirt went back to normal.

>>3754255

Because we were too busy eating to listen to a damn thing they said, IF they even said anything.

>>3754268
well, lets go listen to them then

>>Drink alcohol fucking hard.

Your party is full of joy - and beer and flesh. The beer is naturally of legendary quality.
Indeed, it tastes like TO BE CONTINUED!

>>3754301
Goddammit!! Well, thanks for an entering time SDF

>>3754301
inb4 +24 Str musclebitch

rolled 15 = 15

>>3754301
I was expecting more like the party hard flash. You best be returning with that for the next topic, faggot.

Nothing happened, and this was the least entertaining of all Joan threads so far :(.

>>3754359
I dunno, we've managed to alienate ourselves from our longest ally, began to unleash eld evil, prepared ourselves for a nasty hangover, put our full trust in our questionable family and just about everything else that could lead to our life being worse. I think we accomplished quite a bit.

>>3754189
>Do not fire the goddamn gun.
On further consideration, Ruby decides NOT to fire the BLUNDERBUSS.

I think it's time to get out of the house. Maybe take the family with us.

>>3754415
wait what

>>3754415
EXAMINE EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM

Read the note on the BLUNDERBUSS.

Is the BLUNDERBUSS a shapeshifter?

>>3754415

HEY! What're you doing here?

>>3754415

I AM NOW CONFUSED

>>3754415
No, Ruby, you are the blunderbuses.

And so begins the QuestQuest

>>3754415

Whoa

>>3754415
Time to go hunting.

>>3754415
READ THE BLUNDERBUSS

>>3754498
>>3754415
The Metagaming, it confuses me

>>3754415
OH MY GOD

Hug blunderbuss. Happiness is a warm gun.

>>3754415

>Hunt John

>>3754469
>EXAMINE EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM
Ruby is still in the MUSHROOM FOREST. Not much has changed.

>>3754599
HUG THE CORPSE

R-R-R-RUBYJACK

>>3754599
Man what

ITT: We realize Sir Double-Faggot is Weaver.

>>3754599
Is that a body? why the fuck is there a body?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LOCATE TOM

>>3754255
>We still need to learn about our family. Why did we stop talking to them?

>>3754599
Look under the rock. Pocket the rock for later use.

Where the fuck are 1-13.gif??

>>3754599

These drugs are awesome.

SURE IS QUESTFAGS IN THIS THREAD

>>3754626
>>3754599
>>3754301
OH GOD THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON
WE'VE BEEN HAD

>>3754605
>>3754616
>Is that a body? why the fuck is there a body?
The GIBBERING GOBLIN is still dead, thankfully.

>>3754619
>LOCATE TOM
Who?

>>3754613
>>3754626
OH GOD EVERYONE IS WEAVER I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

>>3754599
Call out for HELP

>>3754669
MAKE A NOTE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND THEN READ IT.

>>3754626
>>3754599
>>3754301
Holy Fucking Christ, they really are one person

>>3754626
My are parents dead

>>3754626
Ambush the rabbit. It would make for a good meal.

Wait wait
Is this PREQUEL?

>>3754639

>>3754694
Every great MS-Paint drawfag in 4chan history has been Weaver. From the cutebold drawfag to the Boxdog drawfag to the Chain-chomp-chan drawfag and even further back.

>>3754685
>Call out for HELP
Just as Ruby is about to call out, ACE emerges from the fungal overgrowth.

>>3754723
I think...I think we've gone meta. The rules no longer apply, shit won't make sense, and the world as we know it might end. This is gonna rock.

is there some way to edit what suptg archives this as? i already added it as joan # 22, but the description is now incredibly misleading.

>>3754669

JESUS CHRIST.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FIND TOM. TOM HAS THE ANSWERS

>>3754745
Ask Ace if he found anything while foraging.

>>3754735
You have 5 images, Lily. FIVE. I can count them.

>>3754745
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3754745

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES, SHOOT THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

ITT: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Inevitable post just to get it over with:
Weaver/gnome/SDF (feel free to answer as separate people) Are there any plans for sequels, prequels, or other upcoming projects on /tg/?
Again, directed at all of you: Are you in fact the same person?
And finally: Why is a duck when it spins?

drawing in a questquest thread...

>>3754749

Not to my knowledge.

>>3754745

Say hello?

>>3754767
That's 5 more than you have.

>>3754788
This guy is probably Weaver, too!

>>3754745

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3754775
>DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES, SHOOT THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
What?! Why would she shoot Ace, after all they've been through together?

>>3754766
>Ask Ace if he found anything while foraging.
Unfortunately Ace couldn't find any keys, cards, bullets, flasks, or pieces of eight.
All he could find were some rather phallic-looking mushrooms.

>>3754790
has...has it all been a lie? some elaborate ruse to destroy are faith, our confidence?

>>3754806
if the Drilis dude shows up, then its basically the end of sanity

>>3754815
Eat that shit. Hopefully they're Magical so we can consult with the King of the Dwarves again.

>>3754815
FUCK YES, is this the start of a new quest?
Go EAST.

>>3754790
Come on. You know you want rabbit for dinner tonight. Go grab it!

>>3754830
he did say the next drilis thread was going to be wednesday (TODAY)
so this is going to be fucking awesome.

>>3754815
Hug Ace

>>3754790
OK, ok!...
...Name your price.

>>3754815

>What?! Why would she shoot Ace, after all they've been through together?

>>3754815
Have Ace taste one.

The dimensional walls are collapsing!

>>3754858
oh god the horror

>>3754790
don't do that!

>>3754816
>>3754846
>>3754885
Count the images now fuckers.

>>3754845
>Hug Ace
Ruby thinks she might be hugging Ace a bit too much lately. He seems a little annoyed.
Maybe he doesn't feel the same way about her?
... No, best not to think that way.

>>3754840
>Go EAST.
Are you crazy? If Ruby goes any further east she'll be right back in CAMBANE TERRITORY. The last thing she wants to do right now is run into KING GARA again!

This is an awesome thread and there needs to be QuestQuest more often.

>>3754894

Ruby! Find Joan and John!

>>3754897

>ITT: We have our minds fucked with.

>>3754897
EAT THE SHROOMS, WE NEED THE DWARF KING'S ADVICE!

>>3754897
I'm...I'm sorry. D:
Go WEST?

>>3754894
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think John and Cultist have a lot to discuss. And by discuss I mean hot lesbian scissor action.

Shit just got Hertzfeldt.

GO WEST

EAT MUSHROOMS

>>3754897

Think back on the events that have lead us to this point.

>>3754815
Use PHALLIC MUSHROOMS on RUBY

>>3754916
>>3754916

I'm surprised Doomrider hasn't shown up yet. This thread's running on pure cocaine.

>>3754894
I'm starting to think that you don't enjoy fresh rabbit. It is quite delicious, you know?

...goddamn, and I thought -my- hallucinations made no sense.

I expect to be told what you've been smoking, "sis," 'cuz that shit HAS to be good.

>>3754940

Is that Verity?

>>3754928
>>3754928
>>3754928
THIS

>>3754955
>>3754940

MY MIND CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

PIC RELATED

You know... I'm starting to wonder if Joan really closed that book O_o

>>3754933

I don't know whats going on BUT I WANT MORE

>>3754928
>Think back on the events that have lead us to this point.
They sure have been wild! Woo!

Ruby checks her inventory to make sure she's got a grasp of the situation. She is still carrying:
FLASK OF OIL
BOMBABERRY
PHALLIC MUSHROOMS
STRANGE DICE
PLANGOROUS LEG BONE
AZET PEBBLES
LOVECRAFTIAN BLUNDERBUSS

>>3754979
I'm starting to wonder if Ruby ever woke up

I think the warp has overtaken us.
*Cough*
Gibber, gibber, gibber.

>>3754897
Also, Pinch Self.

>>3754991
Pull the trigger on the Blunderbuss, see if it teleports you back to Joan's world.

>>3754991
MUSHROOMS

EAT 'EM

guys, this thread is autosaging/on page 5. if the entirety of /tg/ wasn't already in here, i might be worried.

>>3754991
Loot the corpse, and while you're looting it, get ambushed by a one-eyed dwarf with a gimp leg.

I wonder what would happen is ruby met cultist-chan?

>>3755028
this thread is like the fractured pieces of /tg/'s mind, it will never die

>>3754991
Load the LOVECRAFTIAN BLUNDERBUSS with the BOMBABERRY.

>>3754991
Ask Ace if he thinks we can do anything useful with the items we have. Like mixing them up.

MOAR

>>3755009
>Pull the trigger on the Blunderbuss, see if it teleports you back to Joan's world.
We already decided we would NOT be firing the LOVECRAFTIAN BLUNDERBUSS just yet.

>>3755032
>Loot the corpse, and while you're looting it, get ambushed by a one-eyed dwarf with a gimp leg.
Ruby hasn't seen that strange ONE-EYED DWARF since she and Ace left the small HESH ENCAMPMENT, back by the beach.

>>3754983
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

last picture before oblivion...

>>3755057
They Abandoned Tom! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3755057
Get a rock, powder BOMBABERRY and fill the LOVECRAFTIAN BLUNDERBUSS with the powder

Go to Hesh Encampment

>>3755057

TOM! THAT'S TOM!

RUBY! WAKE UP. YOU'RE DREAMING!

A thief has stolen a look at Ruby's rear!

>>3755103
Forgot my trip :3

>>3755032
The DORF would never harm the gentle rabbit! She is his LOVE INTEREST! Haven't you been paying attention?

Besides, JOHN is a more pressing concern right now!

TELL ACE TO TAKE HIS MASK OFF

>>3755103
FUCK YEAH DRIBLIS!

This thread is awesome, and you should all FEEL awesome.

We so far have Weaver, SDF, and Gnome. When Driblis joins the party we'll have all four of /tg/'s chaos gods in one thread. The warp will overtake all of us.

>>3755081
>>3755049
Bombaberries don't work that way!
Ruby has to be careful around it. Too strong of a jolt, or any strong heat could detonate the bizarre berry!

>>3755093
>Go to Hesh Encampment
As friendly as they are, Ruby feels she needs some time away from the Hesh Villagers. They're a bit... too friendly. And Ruby would rather not have to trade in another article of clothing.
Besides, though he didn't say anything, they seemed to be testing Ace's patience.

OH GOD THEY'RE ALL HERE. THE END IS NIGH!

>>3755130
see
>>3755114

>>3755115

Wat, sergal john or JOHN PUNCHS GAMERA john?

How fucking awesome is this thread.
Christ.

>>3755145
BOTH.

>>3755114
hey there

WHAT IS GOING ON MY BRAIN HURTS OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US

I think SDF left after >>3754498

Shame.

>>3755132
Yeah, and you probably pussied out and gave them a sock or some shit....

Right, you're in a forest or something. Keep going the way you were originally heading. I mean, fuck, you wouldn't be in a forest if you weren't walking through it to another damn destination, right?

Good to see you traded that mangy tomcat in for a REAL MAN, though. Kinky mask too.

>>3755132
EAT. MUSHROOM. DWARF. KING.

>>3755145
John Punches Gamera John.

He jumps!

>>3755176
I think all are one

The Questageddon is upon us! Repent!

>>3755180

HE HAS THE POWER TO DEFEAT GAMERA! YOU CANNOT WIN WITHOUT THE AID OF GODZILLA!

FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!

>>3755103
Jibblet seems less than pleased!

[Haha, I'm just a cameo. I'm out. Fun JA today, SDF, and the hijack was awesome, Weaver.]

>>3755179
>EAT. MUSHROOM. DWARF. KING.
Seeing no other option, Ruby prepares to eat one of the mushrooms...

when suddenly a loud commotion in the nearby brush catches her attention.

>>3755183
Yeah but you're a silly twat.

>>3755132
eat corpse

>>3755219
you going to run your quest now?

>>thread
PRAISE XOM!!!

>>3755176

>>3755221
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THE FANART MAN, THINK OF THE FANART!

>>3755221
YES.

MILK THAT PLUMP HELMET LIKE YOU LIKE IT.

>>3755221
>a loud commotion in the nearby brush catches her attention
NOT AS PLANNED

>>3755221
GOD DAMN IT, WEAVER

whatever, check that shit out

Beardbeard's too PASSIVE to harm a woodland creature! He takes to the skies!

Two odd-looking creatures are fighting in the fungal underbrush.

>>3755257
>Beardbeard
>passive
wat

>>3755267
Ace needs to fuck some shit up, take out his aggression on the woodland creature.

>>3755267

Roll the strange dice to aid them!

>>3755221
possing...

>>3755238
..Wow.

>>3755267
Oh no, he has been spotted! Beardbeard flees from embarrassment!

>>3755315
interested?

>>3755294
Agreed, ask Ace if he feels the need to release some of that tension and stress Ruby's feminine knowledge knows he seems to have built up.

>>3755268
>>3755294
This is BizzaroOpposite Day, everything we know is wrong.

>thread

>>3755238
>X-D
x3

Ruby is about to ask Ace if he wouldn't mind investigating the two creatures when suddenly the FOREST MARAUDER bursts into the clearing!

>>3755353

feed it the BOMBABERRY

>>3755332

>>3755325
Joan is.. very pretty?

>>3755353
Fuck, AGAIN? And we're out of you-know-whats. RUN.

>>3755353
OKAY NOW IS A GOOD BLUNDERBUS TIME

>>3755353

THROW THE BOMBABERRY AT IT

>>3755367
Definitely.

>>3755353
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

>>3755238
>BROTIP

This is not SDF. This is that basket guy or whoever. Some furaffinity guy.

Before this thread dies, I just want to say, I love you guys.

Thank you.

>>3755353
That's all for tonight folks. Four threads is just about my limit right now.
How will Ruby face off with the FOREST MARAUDER?
Will we run into KING GARA again?
Where are these strange SMOKE SIGNALS coming from?
Who is that strange ONE-EYED MAN following us around?

Tune in next time to find out!

THREAD IS BABIES

>>3755353
ONE OF YOU, START FUCKING SHIT UP. LIKE. NOW.

I MEAN GODDAMN WE'RE EXACTLY THE SAME ON A GENETIC LEVEL, SO WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY, RUBY?!

GOD. Where the fuck is my knife?! I'll fuckin' tear reality a new asshole and get over there and SHOW you how much potential you're fuckin' wasting!

*mutter*goddamngeneticoriginalscan'tdoanythingfuckin'rightthesedays...*gripe*

>>3755332
wtf, flood?

Whiskers and Error desperately try to understand wtf is going on here...

>>3755405
Weaver, you are the most magnificent of bastards.

>>3755405

WEAVER IS SECRETLY SDF.

OH FUCK.

Meanwhile, Beardbeard decides to consult a few friends about all this...

...And with Weaver and everyone else gone, I take my leave. Join us next time on STALKERQUEST.

>>3755417
You are the worst fan-character ever, and I hope you know that.

I also hope you know that you are not, nor will you ever be, actual canon.
Parody canon? Maybe. Weaver's a dick like that.

>>3755405
I hope every single word of that is troll.

>>3755405
Thank you Weaver. Just thank you.

Okay, deep breathes, what just happened?

>>3755460

A few posts from an alternate universe where Ruby Quest went very very differently somehow managed to leak over to our timeline.

>this thread

>>3755460

100% sheer awesome just happened.

Someone re-archive this.

>>3755475
I kind of want to see that Quest, while at the same time fearing it with all my being. Also, is the WEAVER/SDF/GNOME Trinity now canon? If so, who gets to be the holy ghost?

>>3755503

Way ahead of you.

>>3755446
It ain't called "fanon" for no reason, chucklefuck.

I'm struggling for an explanation for this thread.

>>3755511
Dribblet

>>3755603
>explanation
This shit is BANANAS

>>3755554
"fanon" is short for "fail canon".

Also stop forcing yourself into threads. You are not part of the Ruby Quest universe, 'chuckle-fuck'.

>>3755668
>>3755554
your internet arguement (you're both retards) has been preserved for all time within Joan Adventure thread # 22.

in b4 ARMAGEDDON

>weaver is a brown and topless female bard

I am confused, and very aroused.

>>3755813
Brotip: Weaver is a little brown girl. There are pictures to prove it.

>>3755841
Please don't post them, I think Weaver would really be saddened if /tg/ started stalking him, that is more than we already do

>>3755841

I
Need
Them

>>3755841
I did not know such images existed

>>3755706
Cool. Glad I could be of rage, gentlemen.

>>3755841

LIES AND SCANDAL

>>3755897
>>3755877

Right here bro: >>3755621

>>3755873
>little brown girl
>him
I do not think you quite grasped the point of my post sir

last post

Bump

>>3756065

EVEN ON ANOTHER BOARD YOU STILL FAIL.