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    347 KB Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:37 No.3784614  
    Gents, I am not ashamed to say that I have no life apart from RP'ing. Delving into worlds, having epic combat, changing shit forever... to me, that's really something.

    Gents, when we're all dead, I'd like to invite you to a massive RPG in the afterlife. At least one hundred PCs at once. All whatever the fuck you want to be, exactly how you like to play it.

    But that's not all. I don't care how long it takes, but I pledge that I will get Shakespeare to DM for us. And you better believe that he has been practising.

    Nothing is too good fur us, my fellow gentry. We shall ride flaming pegasus of death to the gates of Fenrir himself, and end Ragnarok together (or whatever your trip is. After all, we'll have time enough).
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 02/22/09(Sun)04:38 No.3784631
    I'll be there

    Meet up in the entrance of whatever there is in the afterlife?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:39 No.3784643

    I'll be playing a Human Swordsman guys. Meet me on the Plains of Arcadia in the tavern at the crossroads. I'm buying the first twenty kegs for all you beautiful bastards.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:41 No.3784666

    For sure man. We shall walk through the gates ten abreast, swords drawn and resolve unbreakable. All the afterlife shall remember the Entry of /tg/ unto the end of time itself.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:43 No.3784686
    if its epic FR dibs on the sword of gith
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:44 No.3784698
    With the way most of us eat, isn't it obvious that we're eager to join you?
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 02/22/09(Sun)04:45 No.3784708

    Well, since heaven is bound to have at least an entrance or starting point of sorts, i guess we'll be meeting there

    Then we march in
    Oh god i cant wait to die
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:46 No.3784718
    And we shall roll dice with a thousand sides made or pure gold!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:47 No.3784734
    On the day that my soul departs to wherever it shall be destined, I shall join you in your great quest. I do hope there is an afterlife, simply so this can happen. I look forward to it, and wish you all the best. Life may seem rough, but if we stick, think of how many levels we can gain before the campaign!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:48 No.3784742
    if we stick it out*
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:48 No.3784752

    And I you, my friend.

    Speaking of which, I call a great feast in the Grand Feast Hall of the Forest Elves at the third Autumn Equinox. Bring whoever you want, but it will be a solid month of feasting, drinking and ale wenches. FOR THE FALLEN OF /TG/!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:51 No.3784772

    Fuck yeah, gonna live till I'm eighty and start in Advanced Career.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:53 No.3784784
    With the increased disillusionment with current religious trends, I'm surprised there hasn't been a revival of Valhalla
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:54 No.3784795
    I'll meet you underneath the big clock.

    (Every town worth a damn has a big clock.)
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)04:57 No.3784811
    Know what I can't wait for?

    When Shakespeare makes a fully plausible and ingenious reason for Fantasy to seamlessly combine with Modern.

    And then Gygax hosts the first dungeon the assimilated forces of /tg/ have to face.

    One Gygax dungeon.

    Four hundred levels.

    Five thousand raiders.

    Six sieges.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:04 No.3784845

    Oh my God.

    I just had a vision of us all standing sie by side, roaring our battlecries as we charge down the foothills towards the first fortified wall outside the dungeon, with Mozart, Beethoven, John Lennon, Lenny Kravitz, Kurt Cobain, and in some parts Barry White making the most epic score in history.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:06 No.3784866
    We'll have to split into equal parts; the 4 archetypes required for dungeoneering.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:08 No.3784876
    MSPainting, be right back
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:10 No.3784890

    It all makes sense.


    It's all conditioning in life so we are willing to accept a four way division in the Game of the Afterlife.
    >> Awful Good 02/22/09(Sun)05:11 No.3784896

    Nh.... I.... came??
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:12 No.3784902
    I had meant Fighter, Theif, Wizard and Cleric... but alright
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:12 No.3784906
    No, it couldn't be.

    What if...

    What if all the religions in the world are actually the main campaigns in the afterlife, and life is actually the introduction information we are given so that we know at least the basics of some of the campaigns when we arrive?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:13 No.3784918
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:14 No.3784929
    Dammit /tg/ stop making me want to kill myself in a good way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:15 No.3784935
    /tg/ - Eschatology

    ...and it's awesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:16 No.3784943
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    My god... it was there all along...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:17 No.3784950
    >Nothing is too good fur us, my fellow gentry.
    >Nothing is too good fur us,
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:20 No.3784977
    Oh yeah, I'm getting in on this. The brotherhood of /tg/, playing a game of games so grand and majestic, even the gods will be jealous.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:20 No.3784982
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    Wow. I guess the reward to anyone who went dead-set religious would be majorly superior knowledge of the campaign's setting.

    Makes me wonder just how powerful all the Popes will be in the Christianity setting...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:22 No.3785001
    ........nothing compared to a Taoist immortal, I promise you.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:23 No.3785008
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    Hey guys. I'll run a game for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:24 No.3785012
    Why do I get the impression of all of /tg/ crossing the world on an epic Oddysey as we go from Campaign to Campaign?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:26 No.3785026

    The /tg/ soundtrack will be what the bards play.

    Especially in regard to Where Da Hood At being played when the rogues sneak attack a whole line of sentries at once.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:27 No.3785038
    Unsung war every step of the way!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:30 No.3785058
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    There you go. I know it's shit, but, meh.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:31 No.3785062

    Haha, that's pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:35 No.3785094
    Well fuck, I better decide what I want to play for all eternity...


    Gunslinger. Two pistols, preferably revolvers loaded with cold iron.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:37 No.3785101
    It's going to be a weird campaign...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:37 No.3785105
    If afterlife is meant to be paradise, that's the kind of paradise I want.

    Someone, archive this!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:37 No.3785107
    >Gents, when we're all dead, I'd like to invite you to a massive RPG in the afterlife. At least one hundred PCs at once. All whatever the fuck you want to be, exactly how you like to play it.
    You have my axe, but this better turn out to be more than some shitty MMO.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:38 No.3785118

    The genres start off separate for a long while, but eventually they start to cross over and are eventually melded.

    Still, don't worry. The Fantasy classes will be balanced with the Sci-Fi ones, so no-one gets nerfed in the end.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:40 No.3785138
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    Fuck yeah, but wait!
    What if instead of the king of liches we fight him AND the Behemoth!
    This is the best afterlife I could hope for!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:45 No.3785176
    The King of Liches riding the Behemoth?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:46 No.3785180
    Meet at the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:48 No.3785201

    To some seriously awesome Bards inspiring the fight!

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:49 No.3785214
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    Gods above...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:50 No.3785224
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    What have we done to deserve such awesomeness?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:51 No.3785237
    The king of liches riding a dragon riding the behemoth riding AN EVEN BIGGER BEHEMOTH.

    Fuck you, it's my afterlife.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:52 No.3785246
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:52 No.3785255
    (..riding the king of liches riding a... etc)
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)05:55 No.3785278

    What is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:00 No.3785314
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:02 No.3785339
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    Bwha haha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:03 No.3785348
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:05 No.3785364
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:06 No.3785369

    HEAVEN OR HELL! never sounded so apt...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:07 No.3785384
    Shoot yourself now please. You're contaminating my gene-pool.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:09 No.3785406

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:10 No.3785414

    Kay, see you at the game! :D
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:10 No.3785418

    They all connect, Voltron style.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:14 No.3785443
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    Take that bit back, please.
    >> Faiz, Vindicare, attached to General Gorgutz's 11th Mechanized !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 02/22/09(Sun)06:15 No.3785451

    What's wrong with a Final Boss Megazord?!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:17 No.3785460
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    I want to be a crusader, please?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:21 No.3785488
    ...Damn. I'd wanted transhuman immortality up till now, but if I live forever, I'll miss the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:22 No.3785494
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    I'll be the cleric.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:23 No.3785499
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    My little sister Megan died when she was nine. I don't have many friends, but if this afterlife game happens I will be very happy.

    This will be my character. I want my sister to come with me as I crusade across the /tg/ afterlife game, so this better be allowed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:24 No.3785507
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    As the hordes of /tg/ stormed the afterlife, destroying demon after demon, they came close to crushing all who would stand in their way of gaming for eternity.
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 02/22/09(Sun)06:25 No.3785512
    Now there's a thought:

    Immortals are considered as the 'undead' in the afterlife. They seek to destroy the afterlife because to them, it is the only thing more 'perfect' than immortality itself. And nothing must be more perfect than their 'undeath'.
    >> Symmetry !SupTg4INF6!!nDFuPpZPhsz 02/22/09(Sun)06:25 No.3785515
    I shall be joining you.

    I command the primordial elements, and can create them at a whim. None can stand before our might.

    Of course, I'll be waiting for you all to die. You'll know where to find me.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:26 No.3785516
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    It did not take long for /tg/ to succeed, for with a hivemind full of creative roleplayers, anything is possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:27 No.3785521
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    And so, with no one left to stop them, /tg/ gamed. They played out every possible game in every possible setting. And for once, it was good.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:27 No.3785522
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    So? were supposed to be dead already so technically we don't need to be undead, any mage can become as powerful as a lich given the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:29 No.3785538
    on the far left... is that one of the invisible baddies from FEAR?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:31 No.3785559
    Goddamnit, the more I think about it, the more it looks like one of them.
    Ah, well. Sorry about that, or, you're welcome, depending on whether you liked it or not.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:32 No.3785565
    Fighter = Khorne
    Rogue (Social Specialist) = Slaanesh
    Cleric = Nurgle
    Wizard = Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:34 No.3785576
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    The only thing that frightens me about this idea is that somewhere, out there, is Xiombarg's Storyteller, playing as Pillory.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:34 No.3785578
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    Seems there's been a lot of talk these days about Vault life. But not all of us have the luxury to spend so much on something that, frankly, we may not actually need. Unlike those other guys, the sensible folks at Pulowski Preservation Services have created an affordable line of personal protection products to make sure no one gets left behind. Personal protection, there when you actually need it. Remember, that's Pulowski Preservation Shelters. Simply there when you actually need them. Exact change only.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:36 No.3785592
    On a completely non-/tg/ note, does anyone know if a papercraft Pipboy exists? Because if so, I'd cram an mp3 player in it and play GNR through a speaker.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:36 No.3785595
    I thought XS was totally the GM of her own little group, and Mercurial's band were all just gender-swapped loli versions of her players.
    >> Xiombarg's Storyteller !!z1hgapD+QHp 02/22/09(Sun)06:40 No.3785607
    No, I am a GM, but the stories I write are whole cloth, largely spurred on by doses of anonymous' desire for weird shit.

    The fact that the campaign world grew out of the damn stories is coincidence, promise.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:48 No.3785664

    Once the end boss Voltron is defeated, the survivors are teleported into a Hell-like area where every bad dude in the entire dungeon was sent when they were killed, ala DOOM. They have to fight their way back out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:49 No.3785667
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:50 No.3785669
    Alright, MSPaintfag going to sleep
    Hope this thread is still up tomorrow/today/whatever
    >> Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 02/22/09(Sun)06:51 No.3785674

    After killing all of the bosses in Hell, you get transported to the Steppes of the Fallen, where you will face the twisted versions...of all the Paladins that have fallen in every game in the universe.
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)06:52 No.3785688
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:53 No.3785693
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)06:55 No.3785712
    Everyone will play the system of their choice...


    ...they'll all be compatible! The war is over!
    >> Sage McSagington(Inquisitor, Ordo Fureticus) 02/22/09(Sun)06:57 No.3785724
    >>Nothing is too good fur us
    >>too good fur us
    >> good fur

    And with a simple slip of the tongue the heretic reveals itself!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:03 No.3785771

    You're late, someone else made that joke.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:04 No.3785778
    I would gladly fight beside you, M'lord.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:04 No.3785781
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:11 No.3785811
    I'm off to visit the Dwarves first. Imagine partying in their vaults and shit, you know?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:15 No.3785834
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    Aye, I am with you all.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:21 No.3785851
    Thread Archived.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:25 No.3785876
    oh god, let this be true

    if you're dead, you cease to exist. If you don't exist...you're not bound to the laws of reality, so you can do whatever the hell you want!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:27 No.3785882
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    Pity I already know where I'm going in the afterlife.
    Oh well. I guess I could take a detour for some fun. YOU HAVE MY BLADE!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:28 No.3785885
    Hate to be the one to break the chain, but I gotta ask - why wait 'til we're dead?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:29 No.3785888
    All right, I'm now officially declining immortality.

    /tg/, I shall await you at the Rainbow Bridge, before the Gates of Valhalla.
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)07:32 No.3785905
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    Every race in every setting ever agaisnt every monster in every campaign ever, ALL CLASSES ALLOWED; FINAL DESTINATION
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:37 No.3785927
    Thanks /tg/. You guys have made me feel ever so slightly better about dying.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:38 No.3785934
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    It's shit like this thread that makes me want to believe in an afterlife.
    In the odd event that I'm wrong and I don't become JUST worm food, I pledge my soul to this cause and to see this campaign through to the most awesome of ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:43 No.3785954
    Why yes, I DO want to play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years.
    >> God 02/22/09(Sun)07:43 No.3785956
    Both my devoted followers and atheists can appreciate this!

    guess what happens after you die?

    A) you are immortal but trapped inside a coffin forever
    B) you are consumed by worms

    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)07:49 No.3785980
    this thread is love
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:52 No.3785991
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    An eternal game of exalted among an immortal legion of fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls...

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:53 No.3785995
    Its Four Scoops!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)07:57 No.3786012
    but ca/tg/uys - if we all die and play out this epic RP...

    wont that be LARPing?

    if so - count me in... i want me some orc bitches!
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)08:01 No.3786042

    It's not larping if you wield REAL WEAPONS
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:03 No.3786051

    then its reenactment... or.. i dunno - real war...

    meh - imo LARPing is cool enough

    orc raping party! w00t!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:05 No.3786063
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    Knowing fatguys, this would be a game comprised entirely of The Little Girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:07 No.3786073
    Their loli selves having lesbian sex. it will be a sea of rippling fat and course bodyhair.

    after this, everyone on /tg/ will now be a registered sex offender.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:08 No.3786080
    The right one looks twice as big as the left one
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:09 No.3786085
    Yes, but it would be so incredibly minmaxed, that nothing could stand in our way! Nothing!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:09 No.3786086
    First of all we wouldn't be fat in Heaven and secong of all there is no sex ofene in Heaven. Oro there is no consent. All desire wil be accornted for and nothig will be prohbited. . little girls fuuchkkkkkkkk
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:09 No.3786089
    ...can...can I play as a character from Nobilis?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:10 No.3786093
    You have my dice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:12 No.3786100
    But I want to be a little boi...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:15 No.3786114
    You can be both!

    a nubile hermaphrodite with white skin. and ivory crown and strings of pearls adorn your naked supple body.
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)08:18 No.3786124

    you have my char sheet...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:23 No.3786138
    I wouldn't want to be a girl, I love mah penis too much.
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)08:24 No.3786143
    less gender bend, more epic campaigning
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:28 No.3786148
    Solution: Dickgirl.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:31 No.3786158
    Yes, yes! No longer shall I be muscle-bound and hairy! Down with excessive manliness! Little boy-whore is how I wish to roll.

    Can I keep the greataxe?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:32 No.3786159

    I don't think that we can, in our mortal lives, comprehend the epicness of a huge thousand-PC after-life game skillfully merging all possible settings that ever were into one huge campaign of sheer awesome manliness IN HEAVEN.
    Even just reading over any part of that sentence instantly blows my mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:32 No.3786161
    There needs to be a semi-realistic contemporary/futuristic game in which, say, chainguns are as lethal
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    we must save this thread for all time. We shall never forget.

    I will be there, and i will cry when faced with its glory.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:44 No.3786193

    Brother, I will sing your glory as we charge into the final battle, a thousand exalted heroes, each and every one a legend in his own right.
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    I'll take the case.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)08:47 No.3786206

    And I yours, brother
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    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)08:59 No.3786240
    The fa/tg/uys waited, stading ont the top of the hill, looking out over a giant fortress from which all manners of vile being poured forth. Were they afraid? No. They were sure in their ability, they KNEW that each of them was worth a thousand beholders, a hundred dragons. And with that, they charged....
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)09:02 No.3786245

    Can I be an adult man?

    I'd probably be a pedophile with all these lolis and shotas though.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)09:14 No.3786279
    100 level 1 commoners aren't going to get anything done, in the after life or this one
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)09:16 No.3786286
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    and my axe
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)09:18 No.3786293
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)09:35 No.3786342
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    Onwards - to glory!
    >> TIRED DRAWFAG 02/22/09(Sun)10:04 No.3786424

    When the battle was over, and the piles of bodies finnaly had stop growing one of the many warriors spoke "So.. That was a good start.."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:20 No.3786482
    we have to build this, find a way to bring it online and play it BEFORE we all die

    this is the greatest dream ever to be dreamt
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:22 No.3786489
    my bretheren we start playing from the age of fantasy all the way to the sci-fi age

    thats the campaign i want.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:24 No.3786499
    hundreds of thousands of fa/tg/uys


    >> Agent Johnson. 02/22/09(Sun)10:26 No.3786505
    They do that now. Google live action role play. There are lots of big companies of people who play d&d like games. You use props to simulate spells and whatnot. Like throwing a bag of seeds at someone and hitting them means your spell hit. Miss and you just wasted a spell. Kind of nice to see nerds having to throw. Funny
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:37 No.3786535
    Don't you mean Trarrasques, carried by dragons that are ridden by liches?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:38 No.3786537
    Rolling for initiative is gonna be interesting...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:40 No.3786545
    Or they have to face a half-dragon Tarrasque lich that's covered with flaming bees.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:41 No.3786550
    You know, I feel that we're being mean on the tarrasques. Look at the original story of its namesake.

    >Legend has it that the creature inhabited the area of Nerluc in Provence, and devastated the landscape far and wide. The Tarasque was a sort of dragon with six short legs like a bear's, an ox-like body covered with a turtle shell, and a scaly tail that ended in a scorpion's sting. It had a lion's head.

    >Saint Martha found the beast and charmed it with hymns and prayers, and led back the tamed Tarasque to the city. The people, terrified by the monster, attacked it when it drew nigh. The monster offered no resistance and died there.

    And look at adventurers doing the same thing over and over again. I've started to see tarrasque as less of a monster and more of a shy little girl who always gets bullied by her elders.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:43 No.3786564
    and then we pay our souls to gooks fo some afterworldcurrency amirite?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:44 No.3786572
    This is the nerdiest thread I've ever seen.

    I...I love you guys!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:47 No.3786587
    Better yet, half-dragon, half-belor weretarrasque lich with Leadership who commands awakened flaming bees which also have Leadership and command their own flaming bees.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:49 No.3786600

    And they say, that when the battle started, the cries of the vile horde were drowned out by a great thunderous noise, as the army of /tg/ rolled for initiative.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:51 No.3786610
    >And thus was the first wave of monsters buried under an avalanche of dice crashing down on them.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:53 No.3786618
    all of which were 20's ofcourse
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:53 No.3786619

    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:55 No.3786627
    Then we will roll in the shade?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)10:56 No.3786630
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    >>Exalted MMO

    I dont know if that is the greatest or worst idea ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)11:13 No.3786725
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    And my bow!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)11:16 No.3786737
    ... Yu-Shan raid...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)12:23 No.3787108
    Count me in.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)12:25 No.3787136
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    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)12:27 No.3787149
    They already said axe.

    What the hell is that anyways? Looks delicious.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)12:30 No.3787180

    If they actually did the game right, they'd either not include or demphasize large groups (Ie, more then 5-7 or so) and focus on the smaller ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)14:41 No.3788243
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    Also, you have my BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)14:49 No.3788306
    Feck yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)14:54 No.3788351
    op, can
    i come?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)14:56 No.3788379
    Dear OP,


    Signed, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)15:09 No.3788477
    I think we should probably join together 150 years from now, letting everyone get used to being dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)15:13 No.3788509
    FUCK YES /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)15:16 No.3788552
    I stand with you OP!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)15:56 No.3788862
    Archive this it deserves no less
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:11 No.3788959
    Done, see;
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:12 No.3788966
    Sorry I'm late to the trolling.
    >> Prophet of Killogram !!UN/8XlZaOkl 02/22/09(Sun)16:13 No.3788972
    now THIS is the good old /tg/ we know and love!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:30 No.3789095
    You have made me the happiest anon on the boards!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:30 No.3789096
    yes OP

    ill be the dark character in your group, you never trust me, i help in fights when our livelyhood is threatened , but i dont speak kindly to any of you, you mainly hate me but kee me about because ive got some useful talents.
    then, in the finale, i disspear, leaving you to fight the BBEG without me in the party.
    ill be off doing something epic and dying for it saving all your arses, and you find me dead from my wounds on the way out, clutching a note for you.
    what it says? youll have to wait and see!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:36 No.3789136
    i think ill be a spellsword for my glorious battle-bound afterlife because i am indecisive little faggot.




    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:40 No.3789180
    "I've been stabbed, there's a traitor among us".
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)16:42 No.3789189
    That is magnificent!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)17:01 No.3789385
    This is going to be so awesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)17:04 No.3789414
    This thread... so good...
    >> Wandering Fa/tg/uy 02/22/09(Sun)17:22 No.3789592
    Ancient chat log.
    Narzoth: [Looking for Group] 2 x Solars LF Abyssal Dusk tank 4 Blessed Isle Raid, PST
    Narzoth: [Looking for Group] Ess. 3 Wood aspect LF Solar 2 PL me
    Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? Healers in this game sux!
    Narzoth: [OOC] STFU n00b!
    archmagedb: [OOC] OMG! Wyldies jst Aggd me! Hax!
    archmagedb: [OOC] Rsid fateninja'd my lewt!
    Narzoth: [Group] Inc a <Ebon Dragon>, get ready!
    archmagedb: [OOC] lol Ejava wnna cyber?
    Narzoth: [OOC] Train Ebon Dragon 2 zone!
    archmagedb: [OOC] Tank get aggro!
    Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? who aggro ED?
    archmagedb: [OOC] Siddie newbs!
    Narzoth: [OOC] Need rez pls. n00bs train ED on me
    archmagedb: [OOC] Raksha mobs trained on us! WTF!
    Narzoth: [OOC] WTF? Why ED at zonein?
    archmagedb: [OOC] Terrestrial n00bs!
    archmagedb: [OOC] Scarlet Empress trained ED on us! n00bwhore! I jst wnated to cyberz
    Narzoth: [Guild] Hey guys, look what I just got off of Chejop Kejak! [Soul Mirror]
    archmagedb: [Guild] lol
    Narzoth: [Guild] And some Night got [Hooked Daiklaives of Dual Prowess]
    archmagedb: [Guild] bs, I didnt get sht!
    Narzoth: [Guild] 2 x weapon drop! Best Yu-Shan raid evar!
    Narzoth: [Guild] Oh fuck! Midnight just aggro Unc Sun! Evac!
    archmagedb: *trains Wyld Hunt on Magi*
    archmagedb: [Guild] WTF!?
    archmagedb: [Guild] Evac! Evac! Need rez plz.
    Narzoth: [Guild] Goddman Midnight sat down next 2 jade dome fuckin n00b
    archmagedb: [Guild] Lol get a Day to ninja his lewt.
    archmagedb: [Guild] Fuckin UCS
    Narzoth: [Guild] Day aggros UCS 2. yellowsid porting Night back in.
    >> Wandering Fa/tg/uy 02/22/09(Sun)17:23 No.3789603
    Narzoth: [Guild] Holy fuck! Who train ED into Yu-Shan?
    archmagedb: [Guild] Fuckk! UCS aggrod ED!
    Narzoth: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess 7+ Solars come help UCS!
    Narzoth: [Global] WTF? Who train ED into YS? If ED win, server resets!!!
    archmagedb: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess7+ Akuma come loot UCS!
    Narzoth: [Global] ED in YS! All Ess 7+ Abyssals come laff!
    archmagedb: [Guild] lol thissi funny shti!
    Narzoth: [Global] STFU g0th!
    archmagedb: [Global] STFU n00b!
    Narzoth: [Guild] ED killed Venus, I loot [Hearthstone of Gender Change] WTF? It bind on loot, can't take it off!
    archmagedb: [Guild] lol u hot now!
    Narzoth: [Guild] Ha ha dumbass!
    archmagedb: [Guild] lookit em jiggle! Train eyes to breasts!
    Narzoth: [Guild] UCS beat ED! Raids looting now
    archmagedb: [Guild] I loot [Ebon Dragonscale] can any1 craft ti?
    Narzoth: [Guild] ED drop [Erembour's Horn] [Ebon Dragonscale] [Gemstone of Sorcery] [Black Lead Daiklave of Aggrevated Damage]
    Narzoth: [Guild] WTF? Why Ebon Dragon drop Akuma only weapon! He Yozi faction!
    Narzoth: [Global] ED dead raid pwned him Zeniths need to be nerfed
    archmagedb: [Guild] WTF!? Where cna I get quest to become Akuma?
    Narzoth: [Global] Shit! Solar vs Akuma PVP in YS!
    archmagedb: [Global] All Ess5+ Abyssals come 2 pwn survivors!
    Narzoth: [Global] LOL! purplesids backstabbing shit outta Akuma!
    archmagedb: [Global] OMG! Redsid Bronze Faction guild agg'd Solars!
    Narzoth: [Guild] GM showed up in YS
    archmagedb: [Guild] Which one?
    Narzoth: [GM_Steveicus] Yu Shan is a no-PVP zone. All PCs will be ported to bind spot. You all have warning flags on your accounts.
    Narzoth: [Guild] Steveicus
    Narzoth: [Guild] WTF? GMs make me change my name, but they have name like Steveicus?
    Narzoth: [Guild] Wot ur name was?
    Narzoth: [Guild] Ballzack
    archmagedb: [Guild] Mine woz l33tkackz0r!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)17:25 No.3789623
    I'll be there.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)17:42 No.3789792
    I already came. I came everywhere.

    Buckets full.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/09(Sun)17:57 No.3789934
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    So wait
    does everything just automatically become balanced?

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